How do you think Dan got his revenge when Pinkie bedazzled his car?

>>29421966
He killed himself.

Think about it. Nothing would hurt Ponker Po more than somebody committing suicide due to one of her pranks, and I haven't seen Dan lately...

>>29421966
Filled her balloons with hydrogen

>>29421966
Declared war on Equestria.
Told her friends to not tell her about a surprise party for her birthday.

>>29421966
Made a Pinkie Promise to her that he'd get his revenge, then sat around and did nothing. Ponka's brain did the rest.

>>29422126
No he killed himself because when he went online to ask how to get to Equestria that's what /mlp/ told him.

>>29421966
You're welcome.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/131002/the-wheel-and-the-butterfly-a-dan-x-pinkie-pie-saga

>>29421966
>rape

>>29421966
Got Lauren to quit the show.

Making Pinkie the worst pony due to shitty stock writers that took over.

>>29421966
by disappearing forever
i miss you, dan ;_;

>>29422402
Kek

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>Implying Dan didn't sacrifice himself to save her and the rest of the ponises.

Come on, newfags.

>>29422888
Oh my god this is all kinds of great! And there's so fucking much of it!