MLP General

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>hotdog

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>filly

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Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

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Best pony.

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>>29421688

>>29421668
>trash

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>>29421701
Hey at least he didn't post Starlight

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>>29421701
>trashposter

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>>29421696
don't laugh because she makes you wet in your pinkie parts

Filly wants you to pull her hoof

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>>29421669
Candy canes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXOouUXqPyI

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Did somebody say Starlight?

>>29421718
I accidentally pulled her hoof off
Filly won't stop screaming and farting

>>29421724
Anon quick you have to get that hoof back on before she runs out of farts!

>>29421724
unfortunately there is nothing you can do to stop this. She will keep going until she runs out of filly gas

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>>29421663

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>>29421724
>>29421727
>>29421729

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>>29421724
>farting
fuck off dot

>>29421663
I bet they're pretty used to it by now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCaHGPdHHCU
Also
Noodly pony arms are silly

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>>29421758

that horse is totally going to barf

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I can't wait for the 3rd of march!

>>29421766
lets hope she stops spinning before that happens

I can't believe Marker threw up ten whole gallons

>>29421770
No, she's going to be a sprinkler of green arrows and >rape

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>>29421737

>>29421791
>filename

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>>29421768

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>>29421781

500ml

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>>29421808
GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR METRIC SHIT REEEEEEEEEE

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>>29421808
Shut up you commie

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T U F T Y

>>29421802
I wish I could last one month
Or a week

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>>29421841
Humans do NOT have tuft

>>29421849
Horse humans do.

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>>29421862
Not even ponies have tuft
Tuft is a meme

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>>29421866
False.

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I've come to MLP General to proclaim my love for appuls

>>29421878
that is an all-weather apple

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>>29421766
Why was that episode so dark

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>>29421849
crotch-tufts

>>29421878
Thats extremely comfy

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>>29421888
My heart breaks every time I see her like this.

>>29421909
Anyone who doesn't shave barely qualifies as human

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>>29421926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM

How many filly things can I buy?

>>29421984
It depends.. how many fillies do you have?

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>>29421878

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>>29422012

>>29422002
Is there a limit?

>>29422040
Well we need to budget your filly intake so I know how many filly things you need to buy

>>29422015
for a moment I thought she was getting fatter

>>29422016
stupid sexy fluttershy

How come Tex doesn't come here any more after getting banned from the Discord

>>29422162
>Banned from the discord
Is that why he hasn't been here lately?
He does seem to show up once in awhile and post a lot then vanish.
Why would he get banned anyways?

WARNING FAKE DRAMA ABOVE

WARNING FILLIES BELOW

WARNING FILLY SUPPLY DEPLETED

>>29422175
He wasn't banned. He left.

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Warning: chest ahead
Try using both hands

>>29422193
very nice

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>>29422154

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>>29422186
I love that filly

>>29422193
Your Hope is always so cute.

>>29422193
>Gillou

That's some nostalgia

>>29422222
not pony related nostalgia

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>>29422224
dumb rulefag

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>>29422189
what are you talking about
I have a ton of fillies right here

>>29422224
here you go
a little horse nostalgia for ya
https://derpibooru.org/1356993

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>>29422247
MEME
FILLY

filly has decided to shed her identity

filly is now a llama

>>29421849
Sunset is the most beautiful person in the universe

>>29422308
I'm gonna make a kickass sweater when her coat grows out

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>>29422317
I love her

>>29422193
>gillou
very yes

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What's a good way to make pony snootles look 3d from the front

>>29422450
Step one: Boop the snootle.
Step two: Snootle.
Step three: ????
Step four: Model.

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>>29422460
oh my god you can't just boop the snootle

>>29422465
the pony doesn't look like the pony dislikes the boop

>>29422461
but doctor isn't it your job

>>29422472
pony is just befuddled

Minmax the pony.

>>29422527
I put all her points into butt

>>29422527
Pony's CUTENESS cannot go any higher.

>>29422527
fuck you nigger, youre just bad so you minmax with yaks armor. I know exactly how you made that pony fucking noob.

Filly has maxed her reputation with you

>>29422252
>its been more than a year since anything was uploaded to smarebooru

>>29422560
go back to >>>/a/ pedo

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>>29422560
I guess
but they're cuter as ponies

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>>29422222
>>29422359
She can fit in a lot of situations.

I love my little pony.

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>>29422560
fug

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>>29422566
the most recent thing in my fetishgreentext dropbox is 2015, aside from this /trash/ post

lewd is dead

>>29422601
Your little pony loves me more

Thoughts on Sassy Saddles?

>>29422625
could be sassier

>>29422602
Why would Rarity be wearing torn clothing?

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It's late.

>>29422625
fairly sassy, but I don't recall her ever wearing a saddle

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>>29422625
>>29422640
She can't handle the competition

"I love animals!" Says a child.
"Be a vet." Says the guidance adviser.
"Kill my pony." Says the customer.

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>>29422651
that's what you think

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>>29422656
fuck animals.

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>>29422690
I would fuck this animal.

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It's been a long damn time since I've drawn ponies.

>>29422704
There are people who wouldn't?

>>29422719
nah
she looks frightened and I'm too much of a white knight to do anything untoward

>>29422719
Unfortunately. We call those people fags.

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>>29422726
>not indulging her rape fantasies
shameful

>>29422719
Normalfags. Disgusting creatures.

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>>29422716
You know what to do then
Draw lots of ponies

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Pony got into your alcohol again

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Pony is trying to get into your bed again

>>29422785
They shouldn't have left in the first place, a different pony already stole their spot

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>>29422772
Drunk pones are cute.

>>29422791
that's a heck of a hoof placement

>>29422785
This violates the NAP.

>>29422805
pony says you can nap together

>>29422797
>not cuntbusting your sis

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>>29422797
And there's nothing accidental about it.

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>>29422644

>>29422644
So does she wear eyeshadow, or are they just like that.

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>>29422848
Definitely eyeshadow

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>>29422863
Sorry rock horse, but my dick belongs to another.

>>29422863
https://derpibooru.org/1267044

>>29422785
LET. HIM. IN.

>>29422871
>Wanting your dick in DT 2.0

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>>29422871
>but my dick belongs to another.
your own hand?

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>>29422881
good end

>>29422860
Which is weird because I don't really imagine her as the type that would wear any makeup.

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>>29422882
>Wanting a filly that had gone soft.
>Not wanting a filly that can actually dominate you

>>29422901
rocks can be very pretty
is it such a stretch to imagine the rockhorse wants to be pretty too

>>29422881
hey kid are you taking requests?

>>29422887
TRA
SH

>>29422915
Fillies are not for lewd

>>29422931
there's more to life than shitposting, anon

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>>29422931
This is one of those reverse-psychology things, right?
You shitpost whenever you see Sunset/Glimmer, to encourage people to post them even more in response.

>>29422945
she's TRASH

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>>29422945
Maybe he really just wants them to trash his asshole

>>29422951
she's fucking trash

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Dash apparently knows Fluttershy's parents

I hope Fluttershy gets to meet Dash's

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>>29422945
It must be

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>>29422967
Wow that pony sure is garbage
It would really make me mad if someone posted more of her

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>>29422935
Fillies are definitely for lewd

>>29422967
>>29422978
>Glimmer
Has there ever been an uglier pony?

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>>29422985

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>>29422996
Dash does the best impressions
She could do a comedy show

>>29423007
That entire episode was cringetastic
Probably the worst Dash episode ever, and shithorse has some really fucking bad episodes

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derpibooru down

>>29423016
I thought it was just the right amount of cringe, it wasn't like Spike singing the anthem levels

>>29423016
We can only hope s7 pulls it's punch on the mandatory bad Dash episode

>>29423021
Any cringe is maximum cringe.

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>>29423028

Filly's power is maximum

>>29422928
Uhhhhh. Sure, I'll take one I guess.

Past is in the past
Feuchr has been redesigned..

>>29423092
>>29423095
every thread until I like it?

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>you think I have a tiny cute blue butt, don't you?

>>29423136
I'd have to see it

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>>29423136
NO!
YOUR ASS IS FAT AND GIGANTIC!

pony should pony pony

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>>29423146

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>>29423139

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>>29423146

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>>29422916
Both the idea that she has natural well-defined eyelashes and that she wears makeup have their appeal to me so I can't choose. Maud is the prettiest horse though, it must be those Pie genes.

>>29422916
>Rocks can be very pretty.
Which is why I own a collection.

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>>29423177
I just collect money
>conveniently I thought of this image and scrolled right to it thinking I'd have to search for it

>>29421918
screw loose can't catch a break

poor screw loose

>>29423224
where did the bats go

Anything you ponk
You got it

Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows.

>>29421849
neither do horses

>>29423242
I don't believe it.

What weapon would a filly even use?

>>29423272
/k/ plz...

Hello sweet ponies. I am here for my monthly news check up.

Any new info on Season 7 or even the movie?

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>>29423269

>>29423281
Absolutely nothing yet. Looks like Hasbro and Discovery want G4 to lose all the ratings so they can reboot it into G5.

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>>29423269
her natural deadly aura

>>29423287
Weird. I don't necessarily mind it being kept under wraps I suppose, makes everything more of a surprise, but, isn't it supposed to start in like, April?

I can't believe S7 and the movie are cancelled

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how pure is mare love?

>>29423303
Who cares if it's pure, it's boring.

>>29423303
Extremely.

The only people who say otherwise ship the ponies with themselves

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>>29423306

>>29423284
>>29423289
does a dildo have a natural deadly aura

>>29423320
If it's a used one then sure

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>>29421676

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Fillies are important.

>>29423306
how dare you speak the truth here

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>>29423337
yeah yeah yeah

>>29423229
the better question would be where did they come from

>>29423342
Fuck, that's cute.

Gonna go rewatch Lilo and Stitch

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https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/02/hasbro-q4full-year-report-released-mlp.html
>The big takeaways concerning us is that revenue for Hasbro increased by 13% for the year, bringing the company to a robust $5 billion in revenue, the first time in the company's history. As for MLP, sales were down in the domestic market, but saw an increase internationally where they saw a 3% increase in Franchise Brand revenues that include growth in MLP, Magic: The Gathering, Play-Doh, and NERF.

No news for the show on sight, but still.

>>29423021
spike singing cloudsdales anthem was so cringe i actually had to pause it several times to recover.

>>29423354
/int/ ponos

>>29423354
not too bad
toy sales have been down across the board domestically in the past so mlp doesn't sound like it's a lead anchor in that regard

>>29423359
past year*

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>>29423358
Can't wait for the Argentina episode.

>>29423229
>>29423351
where did they come from? where did they go?

>>29423361
LAS MALVINAS SON BRITÁNICAS

>last episode of Samurai Jack

What the fuck am I supposed to do once this is over? Watch pony or some shit?

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>>29423361
>wanting a nigger episode

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sploosh

>>29423369
>Be 21
>Girlfriend's 19
>Been dating for months now
>This guy named Joe comes out of fucking nowhere into my life
>He's my new coworker at my company
>Find out he has no money, no place of residence.
>Moved here for the job and can no longer afford his hotel
>Decide to open up to him
>Keep him in my apartment for weeks
>Bro is pretty cool
>We play the vidya, drinks beers, watch football
>This continues for months
>Afterwards, find out girlfriend is pregnant
>By all tradition, I have to marry her now.
>One night, eating out at dinner with wife
>Joe stayed late at the office for some overtime
>I pop the question to my wife
>She admits she was raped by Joe and the baby isn't mine
>She isn't ready to make a commitment after being violated
>Go home in a fucking rage.
>Throw out all Joe's shit
>Gonna fucking kill Joe when he gets home.
>Joe gets home about 1 a.m.
>As soon as he opens the door, I fucking punch him in his bastard face
>Eye swells up like a boll of cotton
>He swings at me
>Dodge and sweep his leg
>He falls down
>In a giant fucking rage now
>Go to my room, grab my handgun out of my drawer
>Go back to confront Joe
>Joe jumps in his car and fucking hightails it out of there
>I haven't seen or heard from him since
>On the phone a month later with my brother
>He finally asks why I've been so depressed
>I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eye Joe
>I'd been married a long time ago
>Where did you come from, where did you go--
>Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

>>29423354
Neat maybe the board will start to be less dead outside american hours.
Glad to see magic getting bigger again as well

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>>29423395
>you now remember all the "Pinkie Pie is aware of the fourth wall" memes
When's the last time she did that?

>>29423404
Im glad they cut back on it the gags were funny but the retardation it inspired here on /mlp/ was immense.

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>stream back up

YES, I CAN WATCH THE HALF I MISSED. PRAISE BE TO AKU

Pony needs to stay away from te agua

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>>29423409
>https://derpibooru.org/search?q=deadpool%2C+pinkie+pie
>237 found (plus something else that was mistagged)
>le chimichangas

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>draw pony with no intention of making it attractive
>add bedroom eyes and beauty mark
>instantly sexual

It's true. Ponies really are for sex and friendship.

>>29423424
ara ara

>>29423440
I would hug a pie.

>>29423441
But would a pie hug you?

>>29423444
Some of them.

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I want to use Glimmer Cape's active ability on Starlight Glimmer so that I never, ever have to see her again!

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>>29423444
Maybe not the grumpy one, but most girls seem to like hugging me.

>>29423456
She should have stayed her fatass in the background reading newspapers.

>>29423462
Force a hug from the grumpy one.

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>Today is Ballet Day

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>>29423489
I'm fine with the other 3 hugging me. Maybe the mom too, if I'm lucky.

>>29423462
I want to boop that mom

>>29423495
imma jump in that bed

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TELL ME ABOUT APPLEJACK

WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE HAT

There could be a filly behind you right now and you'll never notice.

>>29423526
I am against a wall.

>>29423526
Joke's on her, I have explosive diarrhea right now.

>>29423525
because she's an apple slut

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>>29423526

>>29421814
>>29421815

Metric system is better. Americans are just dumb.

>>29421814
>12 inches to a foot
>3 feet to a yard
>1760 yards to a mile
>16 ounces to a pound

Filly wants her tendies.

>>29423542
She's going to bite you one day.

>>29423542
Filly must be punished for this infidelity. Cut off her clitoris!

>>29423556

Does being bitten by a filly hurt?

>>29421814
im pretty sure americans are dumb just because theyre forced to NOT USE metric system

>NASA lost a $125 million Mars orbiter because a Lockheed Martin engineering team used English units of measurement

>>29423561
>1 cubic dm of water (1 liter) weights 1 kg, freezes at °C and boils at 100 °C

>>29423574
Now lets make 13 months with 28 days and one extra day for New Year.
We wont, because people are scared of change. Like americans who wont adapt metric.

>>29423579
Wrong example since the Earth's rotation and revolution times are set
"Length" is not

>>29423375

Why you bully the country filly?

>>29423588
Can you elaborate exactly what is stopping us from having 13 months? It's 12 right now only because people thought it was easier and 13 was 'unlucky'.

>>29423610

What do we name the 13th month?

>>29423639
February, a word that means sorrow and destruction.
Oh wait...

>>29423639
sol, slap it between june and july

>>29423639
Filly.

>>29423645

But then the seasons would be uneven.

We have 4 seasons, and each one is 3 months long.

>>29423651
Places on earth have different weather seasons. Maybe divide it in 4, by looking amount of the time suns shines in a day?
1st season=shortest day to medium
2nd season=medium day to longest
3rd=longest to medium
4th=medium to shortest

every month would have exactly 4 weeks btw

>>29423642
>February, a word that means sorrow and destruction.
What? It's derived from Februa, the Roman Feast of Purification, basically their equivalent of Spring Cleaning, just more ritualized.

January is named after Janus, the God of Beginnings and the first invoked.

>>29423686
Check couple polish names for months, like 'blossoming flower','scythe'', bees knees', or 'falling leaves'.

>>29423686
I was trying to make a joke Anon, jeez.

having a filly next to you when farting out last night's mistake could be the difference between life and death

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Beautiful pony.

When is the filly meta going to end?

>>29423803
when >rape ended?

Lovecraftian filly insists that race mixing will lead to the end of civilization.

You forgot about the parts of lovecraft that people don't like.

filly filly filly filly filly filly filly filly filly filly filly filly filly

>>29423827
Filly has obviously entered into a recursive loop.
Boop her and hold it for 5 seconds to reset her.

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>>29423728
>bees knees
że co?

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>>29423838
czerwiec, obviously

>>29423825
Filly owns a cat named Zigger Man.

You ask her how she knows what a man is.

>rope

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pony takes her ice cream very seriously

What's this shows obsession with mustaches? Can horses even grow mustaches?

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>>29423954
Yes

>>29423956
Wait, seriously? Why the fuck does a horse need a mustache

>>29423967
He was eating a small rabbit. Anon is just have a go at you.

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>>29423967
To look dapper?

>>29423956
>>29423973
>"Ha ha! Salutations, Anonymous! Are you a Yale man by chance?"

dude wtf horse have mustaches???!?

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Posting the most hardworking pony because good shit happened today. Little apple is there too.

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>>29423989
I will join you in your celebration by posting more hardworking pony, because she's my favorite pony to post images of.

Little apple is not here in this one; she might be off doing little apple things.

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>>29424008
Gosh AJ is so pretty.
Every man should want a wife like her.

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>>29423989
Good day, good Apple.

youtube.com/watch?v=fRNOKLgoZrI

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>>29424009
She is very pretty and I love her

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>>29422450
I don't think I've ever seen a good way to do it differently than shown in your picture. Most artists seem to avoid it by just never having a complete frontal view

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>>29424009
I know I do. I'm unfortunately completely worthless as far as marriage prospects go.

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>>29422450
snouts are pretty hard, yo, especially at that angle

if you're wanting a 3D effect at that angle, shading is probably your best bet

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>>29422450
That's just how they look, even in 3D

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>>29424012
Would you wed the apple

>>29424014
But you could be a nice stay at home husband. Making sure the house is clean and spotless and dinner prepared so your lovely apple wife can come home and relax while you massage her hooves after a long day of working the farmShe'd just be happy she has someone eager to pamper her make her feel like she's the most important mare in Equestria like you do

test

>>29424030
Did you pass?

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>>29424028
I most definitely would, if she'd have me.

*farts*

>>29424028
While a nice image, my own self-perceived inadequacies would undermine any happiness I'd manage to achieve. The constant feeling of "not helping enough" or just not being enough in general would turn even the most pleasant day into a miserable worry-fest. And there's only so long anyone would put up with someone like that. Especially since Applejack would simply insist I'm not being "honest with myself", which would spur even further descents into barbed self-reflection. When you can't see what other people like about you, even if they point it out, nothing stays good.

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when you shitpost edgy ninegag memes

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>>29424047
Applejack would become an apple psychiatrist just to help you get over you inadequacies

That's the kind of wife she would be.

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>>29423521

filly said doody out loud

>>29424061
But that's the thing. That would take her away from her work, and inconvenience her. By making her life a bit more difficult, I've achieved the "Lose" condition.
This is why I'm still a wizard.

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>>29424064

There is a point where you needed to stop, and you have clearly passed it.

>>29424078
>That would take her away from her work

She's outsourced all work on her farm to zebras and donkeys so she could become an apple psychiatrist full time while still profiting from the farm.

Now look at this picture of this jonagold and tell her how it makes you feel.

>>29424084
Honest question.

Why don't you just filter it?

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>>29424093

It is not enough that you filter it. It must seize existing. Because the filth that destroys this universe will not disappear when you sweep it under the rug. This is wrong and it needs to stop being wrong.

>>29424086
It makes me feel like those zeebs and donks had better have been properly vetted and background-checked. Sure Zecora and Cranky are fine, but they're individuals. The only other zebra I knew was in the employ of a shadow demon, and the donkey was in service to Grogar.

>>29424104
We also saw two GILF donkeys.
Donkeys are fine.

>>29424114
One was a mule.

>>29424084
It's not the original guy who started that meme, but a second or third successor.

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>>29424124
And she was fine as hell

>>29424125
>There must always be a Memeking.

>>29424101
Where were you when people were sticking ice cubes up their asses and fucking overheated banana peels?

>>29424130
Bit too old for my tastes.

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>>29424148
I will never respect a man that can't appreciate an older woman with a strong desire to fuck like she's 20 with a stallion/donk/zebra half her age.

>>29424160
Don't get me wrong, I like mature women (up to 45, that's a cutoff point), but I ain't gonna beat meat to a granny.
I will admit that women who fuck like they've got something to prove is kinda hot, though.

>>29424190
But who does Derpy loveÉ