Friendship is Magic #50 is out and storytimed here!
>>29384372
A new month usually means new things, and so too possibly new characters in a pony's life. What strange visitors might swing by Ponyville this time? Even before that castle, Twilight's friends had a tendency to attract some rather unusual entities, and that's never really let up, either. Very auspicious for an Equestrian who'd like to see it all, as it were, though!
>>29417087
Previous thread.
>hotdog
>filly
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
Best pony.
>>29421688
>>29421668
>trash
>>29421701
Hey at least he didn't post Starlight
>>29421701
>trashposter
>>29421696
don't laugh because she makes you wet in your pinkie parts
Filly wants you to pull her hoof
>>29421669
Candy canes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXOouUXqPyI
Did somebody say Starlight?
>>29421718
I accidentally pulled her hoof off
Filly won't stop screaming and farting
>>29421724
Anon quick you have to get that hoof back on before she runs out of farts!
>>29421724
unfortunately there is nothing you can do to stop this. She will keep going until she runs out of filly gas
>>29421663
>>29421724
>>29421727
>>29421729
>>29421724
>farting
fuck off dot
>>29421663
I bet they're pretty used to it by now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCaHGPdHHCU
AlsoNoodly pony arms are silly
>>29421758
that horse is totally going to barf
I can't wait for the 3rd of march!
>>29421766
lets hope she stops spinning before that happens
I can't believe Marker threw up ten whole gallons
>>29421770
No, she's going to be a sprinkler of green arrows and >rape
>>29421737
>>29421791
>filename
>>29421768
>>29421781
500ml
>>29421808
GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR METRIC SHIT REEEEEEEEEE
>>29421808
Shut up you commie
T U F T Y
>>29421802
I wish I could last one month
Or a week
>>29421841
Humans do NOT have tuft
>>29421849
Horse humans do.
>>29421862
Not even ponies have tuft
Tuft is a meme
>>29421866
False.
I've come to MLP General to proclaim my love for appuls
>>29421878
that is an all-weather apple
>>29421766
Why was that episode so dark
>>29421849crotch-tufts
>>29421878
Thats extremely comfy
>>29421888
My heart breaks every time I see her like this.
>>29421909
Anyone who doesn't shave barely qualifies as human
>>29421926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM
How many filly things can I buy?
>>29421984
It depends.. how many fillies do you have?
>>29421878
>>29422012
>>29422002
Is there a limit?
>>29422040
Well we need to budget your filly intake so I know how many filly things you need to buy
>>29422015
for a moment I thought she was getting fatter
>>29422016
stupid sexy fluttershy
How come Tex doesn't come here any more after getting banned from the Discord
>>29422162
>Banned from the discord
Is that why he hasn't been here lately?
He does seem to show up once in awhile and post a lot then vanish.
Why would he get banned anyways?
WARNING FAKE DRAMA ABOVE
WARNING FILLIES BELOW
WARNING FILLY SUPPLY DEPLETED
>>29422175
He wasn't banned. He left.
Warning: chest ahead
Try using both hands
>>29422193
very nice
>>29422154
>>29422186
I love that filly
>>29422193
Your Hope is always so cute.
>>29422193
>Gillou
That's some nostalgia
>>29422222
not pony related nostalgia
>>29422224
dumb rulefag
>>29422189
what are you talking about
I have a ton of fillies right here
>>29422224
here you go
a little horse nostalgia for ya
https://derpibooru.org/1356993
>>29422247
MEME
FILLY
filly has decided to shed her identity
filly is now a llama
>>29421849
Sunset is the most beautiful person in the universe
>>29422308
I'm gonna make a kickass sweater when her coat grows out
>>29422317
I love her
>>29422193
>gillou
very yes
What's a good way to make pony snootles look 3d from the front
>>29422450
Step one: Boop the snootle.
Step two: Snootle.
Step three: ????
Step four: Model.
>>29422460
oh my god you can't just boop the snootle
>>29422465
the pony doesn't look like the pony dislikes the boop
>>29422461
but doctor isn't it your job
>>29422472
pony is just befuddled
Minmax the pony.
>>29422527
I put all her points into butt
>>29422527
Pony's CUTENESS cannot go any higher.
>>29422527
fuck you nigger, youre just bad so you minmax with yaks armor. I know exactly how you made that pony fucking noob.
Filly has maxed her reputation with you
>>29422252
>its been more than a year since anything was uploaded to smarebooru
>>29422560
go back to >>>/a/ pedo
>>29422560
I guess
but they're cuter as ponies
>>29422222
>>29422359
She can fit in a lot of situations.
I love my little pony.
>>29422560
fug
>>29422566
the most recent thing in my fetishgreentext dropbox is 2015, aside from this /trash/ post
lewd is dead
>>29422601
Your little pony loves me more
Thoughts on Sassy Saddles?
>>29422625
could be sassier
>>29422602
Why would Rarity be wearing torn clothing?
It's late.
>>29422625
fairly sassy, but I don't recall her ever wearing a saddle
>>29422625
>>29422640
She can't handle the competition
"I love animals!" Says a child.
"Be a vet." Says the guidance adviser.
"Kill my pony." Says the customer.
>>29422651
that's what you think
>>29422656
fuck animals.
>>29422690
I would fuck this animal.
It's been a long damn time since I've drawn ponies.
>>29422704
There are people who wouldn't?
>>29422719
nah
she looks frightened and I'm too much of a white knight to do anything untoward
>>29422719
Unfortunately. We call those people fags.
>>29422726
>not indulging her rape fantasies
shameful
>>29422719
Normalfags. Disgusting creatures.
>>29422716
You know what to do thenDraw lots of ponies
Pony got into your alcohol again
Pony is trying to get into your bed again
>>29422785
They shouldn't have left in the first place, a different pony already stole their spot
>>29422772
Drunk pones are cute.
>>29422791
that's a heck of a hoof placement
>>29422785
This violates the NAP.
>>29422805
pony says you can nap together
>>29422797
>not cuntbusting your sis
>>29422797
And there's nothing accidental about it.
>>29422644
>>29422644
So does she wear eyeshadow, or are they just like that.
>>29422848
Definitely eyeshadow
>>29422863
Sorry rock horse, but my dick belongs to another.
>>29422863
https://derpibooru.org/1267044
>>29422785
LET. HIM. IN.
>>29422871
>Wanting your dick in DT 2.0
>>29422871
>but my dick belongs to another.
your own hand?
>>29422881
good end
>>29422860
Which is weird because I don't really imagine her as the type that would wear any makeup.
>>29422882
>Wanting a filly that had gone soft.
>Not wanting a filly that can actually dominate you
>>29422901
rocks can be very pretty
is it such a stretch to imagine the rockhorse wants to be pretty too
>>29422881
hey kid are you taking requests?
>>29422887
TRA
SH
>>29422915
Fillies are not for lewd
>>29422931
there's more to life than shitposting, anon
>>29422931
This is one of those reverse-psychology things, right?
You shitpost whenever you see Sunset/Glimmer, to encourage people to post them even more in response.
>>29422945
she's TRASH
>>29422945
Maybe he really just wants them to trash his asshole
>>29422951
she's fucking trash
Dash apparently knows Fluttershy's parents
I hope Fluttershy gets to meet Dash's
>>29422945
It must be
>>29422967
Wow that pony sure is garbage
It would really make me mad if someone posted more of her
>>29422935
Fillies are definitely for lewd
>>29422967
>>29422978
>Glimmer
Has there ever been an uglier pony?
>>29422985
>>29422996
Dash does the best impressions
She could do a comedy show
>>29423007
That entire episode was cringetastic
Probably the worst Dash episode ever, and shithorse has some really fucking bad episodes
derpibooru down
>>29423016
I thought it was just the right amount of cringe, it wasn't like Spike singing the anthem levels
>>29423016
We can only hope s7 pulls it's punch on the mandatory bad Dash episode
>>29423021
Any cringe is maximum cringe.
>>29423028
Filly's power is maximum
>>29422928
Uhhhhh. Sure, I'll take one I guess.
Past is in the past
Feuchr has been redesigned..
>>29423092
>>29423095
every thread until I like it?
>you think I have a tiny cute blue butt, don't you?
>>29423136
I'd have to see it
>>29423136
NO!
YOUR ASS IS FAT AND GIGANTIC!
pony should pony pony
>>29423146
>>29423139
>>29423146
>>29422916
Both the idea that she has natural well-defined eyelashes and that she wears makeup have their appeal to me so I can't choose. Maud is the prettiest horse though, it must be those Pie genes.
>>29422916
>Rocks can be very pretty.
Which is why I own a collection.
>>29423177
I just collect money
>conveniently I thought of this image and scrolled right to it thinking I'd have to search for it
>>29421918
screw loose can't catch a break
poor screw loose
>>29423224
where did the bats go
Anything you ponk
You got it
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows.
>>29421849
neither do horses
>>29423242
I don't believe it.
What weapon would a filly even use?
>>29423272
/k/ plz...
Hello sweet ponies. I am here for my monthly news check up.
Any new info on Season 7 or even the movie?
>>29423269
>>29423281
Absolutely nothing yet. Looks like Hasbro and Discovery want G4 to lose all the ratings so they can reboot it into G5.
>>29423269
her natural deadly aura
>>29423287
Weird. I don't necessarily mind it being kept under wraps I suppose, makes everything more of a surprise, but, isn't it supposed to start in like, April?
I can't believe S7 and the movie are cancelled
how pure is mare love?
>>29423303
Who cares if it's pure, it's boring.
>>29423303
Extremely.
The only people who say otherwise ship the ponies withthemselves
>>29423306
>>29423284
>>29423289
does a dildo have a natural deadly aura
>>29423320
If it's a used one then sure
>>29421676
Fillies are important.
>>29423306
how dare you speak the truth here
>>29423337
yeah yeah yeah
>>29423229
the better question would be where did they come from
>>29423342
Fuck, that's cute.
Gonna go rewatch Lilo and Stitch
https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/02/hasbro-q4full-year-report-released-mlp.html
>The big takeaways concerning us is that revenue for Hasbro increased by 13% for the year, bringing the company to a robust $5 billion in revenue, the first time in the company's history. As for MLP, sales were down in the domestic market, but saw an increase internationally where they saw a 3% increase in Franchise Brand revenues that include growth in MLP, Magic: The Gathering, Play-Doh, and NERF.
No news for the show on sight, but still.
>>29423021
spike singing cloudsdales anthem was so cringe i actually had to pause it several times to recover.
>>29423354
/int/ ponos
>>29423354
not too bad
toy sales have been down across the board domestically in the past so mlp doesn't sound like it's a lead anchor in that regard
>>29423359
past year*
>>29423358
Can't wait for the Argentina episode.
>>29423229
>>29423351
where did they come from? where did they go?
>>29423361
LAS MALVINAS SON BRITÁNICAS
>last episode of Samurai Jack
What the fuck am I supposed to do once this is over? Watch pony or some shit?
>>29423361
>wanting a nigger episode
sploosh
>>29423369
>Be 21
>Girlfriend's 19
>Been dating for months now
>This guy named Joe comes out of fucking nowhere into my life
>He's my new coworker at my company
>Find out he has no money, no place of residence.
>Moved here for the job and can no longer afford his hotel
>Decide to open up to him
>Keep him in my apartment for weeks
>Bro is pretty cool
>We play the vidya, drinks beers, watch football
>This continues for months
>Afterwards, find out girlfriend is pregnant
>By all tradition, I have to marry her now.
>One night, eating out at dinner with wife
>Joe stayed late at the office for some overtime
>I pop the question to my wife
>She admits she was raped by Joe and the baby isn't mine
>She isn't ready to make a commitment after being violated
>Go home in a fucking rage.
>Throw out all Joe's shit
>Gonna fucking kill Joe when he gets home.
>Joe gets home about 1 a.m.
>As soon as he opens the door, I fucking punch him in his bastard face
>Eye swells up like a boll of cotton
>He swings at me
>Dodge and sweep his leg
>He falls down
>In a giant fucking rage now
>Go to my room, grab my handgun out of my drawer
>Go back to confront Joe
>Joe jumps in his car and fucking hightails it out of there
>I haven't seen or heard from him since
>On the phone a month later with my brother
>He finally asks why I've been so depressed
>I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eye Joe
>I'd been married a long time ago
>Where did you come from, where did you go--
>Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
>>29423354
Neat maybe the board will start to be less dead outside american hours.
Glad to see magic getting bigger again as well
>>29423395
>you now remember all the "Pinkie Pie is aware of the fourth wall" memes
When's the last time she did that?
>>29423404
Im glad they cut back on it the gags were funny but the retardation it inspired here on /mlp/ was immense.
>stream back up
YES, I CAN WATCH THE HALF I MISSED. PRAISE BE TO AKU
Pony needs to stay away from te agua
>>29423409
>https://derpibooru.org/search?q=deadpool%2C+pinkie+pie
>237 found (plus something else that was mistagged)
>le chimichangas
>draw pony with no intention of making it attractive
>add bedroom eyes and beauty mark
>instantly sexual
It's true. Ponies really are for sexand friendship.
>>29423424
ara ara
>>29423440
I would hug a pie.
>>29423441
But would a pie hug you?
>>29423444
Some of them.
I want to use Glimmer Cape's active ability on Starlight Glimmer so that I never, ever have to see her again!
>>29423444
Maybe not the grumpy one, but most girls seem to like hugging me.
>>29423456
She should have stayed her fatass in the background reading newspapers.
>>29423462
Force a hug from the grumpy one.
>Today is Ballet Day
>>29423489
I'm fine with the other 3 hugging me. Maybe the mom too, if I'm lucky.
>>29423462
I want toboopthat mom
>>29423495
imma jump in that bed
TELL ME ABOUT APPLEJACK
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE HAT
There could be a filly behind you right now and you'll never notice.
>>29423526
I am against a wall.
>>29423526
Joke's on her, I have explosive diarrhea right now.
>>29423525
because she's an apple slut
>>29423526
>>29421814
>>29421815
Metric system is better. Americans are just dumb.
>>29421814
>12 inches to a foot
>3 feet to a yard
>1760 yards to a mile
>16 ounces to a pound
Filly wants her tendies.
>>29423542
She's going to bite you one day.
>>29423542
Filly must be punished for this infidelity. Cut off her clitoris!
>>29423556
Does being bitten by a filly hurt?
>>29421814
im pretty sure americans are dumb just because theyre forced to NOT USE metric system
>NASA lost a $125 million Mars orbiter because a Lockheed Martin engineering team used English units of measurement
>>29423561
>1 cubic dm of water (1 liter) weights 1 kg, freezes at °C and boils at 100 °C
>>29423574
Now lets make 13 months with 28 days and one extra day for New Year.
We wont, because people are scared of change. Like americans who wont adapt metric.
>>29423579
Wrong example since the Earth's rotation and revolution times are set
"Length" is not
>>29423375
Why you bully the country filly?
>>29423588
Can you elaborate exactly what is stopping us from having 13 months? It's 12 right now only because people thought it was easier and 13 was 'unlucky'.
>>29423610
What do we name the 13th month?
>>29423639
February, a word that means sorrow and destruction.
Oh wait...
>>29423639
sol, slap it between june and july
>>29423639
Filly.
>>29423645
But then the seasons would be uneven.
We have 4 seasons, and each one is 3 months long.
>>29423651
Places on earth have different weather seasons. Maybe divide it in 4, by looking amount of the time suns shines in a day?
1st season=shortest day to medium
2nd season=medium day to longest
3rd=longest to medium
4th=medium to shortest
every month would have exactly 4 weeks btw
>>29423642
>February, a word that means sorrow and destruction.
What? It's derived from Februa, the Roman Feast of Purification, basically their equivalent of Spring Cleaning, just more ritualized.
January is named after Janus, the God of Beginnings and the first invoked.
>>29423686
Check couple polish names for months, like 'blossoming flower','scythe'', bees knees', or 'falling leaves'.
>>29423686
I was trying to make a joke Anon, jeez.
having a filly next to you when farting out last night's mistake could be the difference between life and death
Beautiful pony.
When is the filly meta going to end?
>>29423803
when >rape ended?
Lovecraftian filly insists that race mixing will lead to the end of civilization.
You forgot about the parts of lovecraft that people don't like.
filly filly filly filly filly filly filly filly filly filly filly filly filly
>>29423827
Filly has obviously entered into a recursive loop.
Boop her and hold it for 5 seconds to reset her.
>>29423728
>bees knees
że co?
>>29423838
czerwiec, obviously
>>29423825
Filly owns a cat named Zigger Man.
You ask her how she knows what a man is.
>rope
pony takes her ice cream very seriously
What's this shows obsession with mustaches? Can horses even grow mustaches?
>>29423954
Yes
>>29423956
Wait, seriously? Why the fuck does a horse need a mustache
>>29423967
He was eating a small rabbit. Anon is just have a go at you.
>>29423967
To look dapper?
>>29423956
>>29423973
>"Ha ha! Salutations, Anonymous! Are you a Yale man by chance?"
dude wtf horse have mustaches???!?
Posting the most hardworking pony because good shit happened today. Little apple is there too.
>>29423989
I will join you in your celebration by posting more hardworking pony, because she's my favorite pony to post images of.
Little apple is not here in this one; she might be off doing little apple things.
>>29424008
Gosh AJ is so pretty.
Every man should want a wife like her.
>>29423989
Good day, good Apple.
youtube.com/watch?v=fRNOKLgoZrI
>>29424009
She is very pretty and I love her
>>29422450
I don't think I've ever seen a good way to do it differently than shown in your picture. Most artists seem to avoid it by just never having a complete frontal view
>>29424009
I know I do. I'm unfortunately completely worthless as far as marriage prospects go.
>>29422450
snouts are pretty hard, yo, especially at that angle
if you're wanting a 3D effect at that angle, shading is probably your best bet
>>29422450
That's just how they look, even in 3D
>>29424012
Would youwedthe apple
>>29424014But you could be a nice stay at home husband. Making sure the house is clean and spotless and dinner prepared so your lovely apple wife can come home and relax while you massage her hooves after a long day of working the farmShe'd just be happy she has someone eager to pamper her make her feel like she's the most important mare in Equestria like you do
test
>>29424030
Did you pass?
>>29424028
I most definitely would, if she'd have me.
*farts*
>>29424028While a nice image, my own self-perceived inadequacies would undermine any happiness I'd manage to achieve. The constant feeling of "not helping enough" or just not being enough in general would turn even the most pleasant day into a miserable worry-fest. And there's only so long anyone would put up with someone like that. Especially since Applejack would simply insist I'm not being "honest with myself", which would spur even further descents into barbed self-reflection. When you can't see what other people like about you, even if they point it out, nothing stays good.
when you shitpost edgy ninegag memes
>>29424047
Applejack would become an apple psychiatrist just to help you get over you inadequacies
That's the kind of wife she would be.
>>29423521
filly said doody out loud
>>29424061
But that's the thing. That would take her away from her work, and inconvenience her. By making her life a bit more difficult, I've achieved the "Lose" condition.This is why I'm still a wizard.
>>29424064
There is a point where you needed to stop, and you have clearly passed it.
>>29424078
>That would take her away from her work
She's outsourced all work on her farm to zebras and donkeys so she could become an apple psychiatrist full time while still profiting from the farm.
Now look at this picture of this jonagold and tell her how it makes you feel.
>>29424084
Honest question.
Why don't you just filter it?
>>29424093
It is not enough that you filter it. It must seize existing. Because the filth that destroys this universe will not disappear when you sweep it under the rug. This is wrong and it needs to stop being wrong.
>>29424086
It makes me feel like those zeebs and donks had better have been properly vetted and background-checked. Sure Zecora and Cranky are fine, but they're individuals. The only other zebra I knew was in the employ of a shadow demon, and the donkey was in service to Grogar.
>>29424104
We also saw two GILF donkeys.
Donkeys are fine.
>>29424114
One was a mule.
>>29424084
It's not the original guy who started that meme, but a second or third successor.
>>29424124
And she was fine as hell
>>29424125
>There must always be a Memeking.
>>29424101
Where were you when people were sticking ice cubes up their asses and fucking overheated banana peels?
>>29424130
Bit too old for my tastes.
>>29424148
I will never respect a man that can't appreciate an older woman with a strong desire to fuck like she's 20 with a stallion/donk/zebra half her age.
>>29424160
Don't get me wrong, I like mature women (up to 45, that's a cutoff point), but I ain't gonna beat meat to a granny.I will admit that women who fuck like they've got something to prove is kinda hot, though.
>>29424190
But who does Derpy loveÉ
>>29424202
Her dessert. Heart of gold, ass of lead.
>>29424202EveryoneDitsy school slut
Ponilluminati Confirmed!
Have you invested in ponies yet?
>>29424209
Derpy gonna have her assbone broken.
Terrible idea to sit on a bouncing lowrider.
>>29424235
>>29424229
[X-Files theme plays]
>>29424250
Her ass'll be fine.
This is Derpy we're talking about
>>29424250
I'm more worried about the car
>>29424243
Does buying merch count as investing in ponies?
The Rumor Come Out: Does Bon Bon is Gay?
>>29424273
No, You have to be one of the stock holders cashing out that fat bump in stock price.
>>29424243
What the fuck happened there? Did they release a business report or something?
>>29424327
Where is she going so blue?
I can't believe that MEME FILLY is fucking dead
>>29424412
Heroes get remembered
Fillies never die
>>29424309
They had a quarterly investor meeting.
Record sales thanks to Frozen toys.
Disney and Mattel reported huge losses.
Up and coming Transfomers and MLP movie.
>>29424547
Where's the release of a fucking movie trailer for fuck's sake?
>>29424563
I expect something in summer.
SDCC has been the place for all MLP-related news since forever ago.Has the new anon gotten through the whole series yet?
>>29424577
>not a single teaser till summer
That's some horrible advertisement there, Hasbro.
>>29424611
They're not advertising for media.
They're advertising for hardcore fans and kids.
Hardcore fans will be aware of it and kids would have forgotten about the movie's existence by the time it hit the cinemas.
The trailers for movies a year in advance are meant for the normal, un-engaged audience that decides on what to watch by getting a trailer link on Facebook.
The lack of advertisement on the MLP movie make me remember another movie
>>29424577
>Has the new anon gotten through the whole series yet?
Last time I saw him he finished season 4
How many ponies have you befriended today?
>My little pony revenues went down in 2016
Either EqG is still doing like absolute shit or pony toys as a whole are doing badly
I guess we have to wait til the yearly report to get in depth info
>>29424243
PREPARE FOR MUCH MORE PONIES
>>29424639
zeroponies aren't real
>>29424657
Do they even produce new EqG toys anymore?
>>29424673
They are real, the dumb smelly kind.
>>29424733
As they should be, darling.
>>29424657
They should just make decent plushies already.
>>29424657
With the stock going up like this >>29424243 it probably can't have been too bad
>>29424733
The antifa fillies are gonna pepper spray filly
Gotta admit, this thing is fucking adorable.
>>29424885
Because most of Hasbro's other properties did incredibly well.
Hasbro had a 5billion revenue in 2016 which is a 13% increase year to year.
From what I read it seems that the only properties that did worse than last year is MLP and Star Wars.
What is worrying is that this would be MLP's second year decline. Last year MLP toy sales were solid, selling more than 2014, but the brand overall did worse because of the abyssal performance of Equestria Girls.
This year I don't know since the quarterly report doesn't go in details, but next month the yearly report should be out and that usually goes into detail for every brand they have.
>>29424914
I wish the writing wasn't that much horrible.
>>29424928
Eh, I wasn't expecting "The Prisoner": wanted to watch a cute show for kids and I got it.
You know, this kinda remembers me something, but I can't quite put my finger on it...
>>29424948
It reminds me that Polsky's episodes were also utter shit in some cartoon about horses or something.
>>29424960
Wait, there's a cartoon about horses?
That sounds awful.
The fuck do they do, spend 20 minutes neighing at a wooden fence?
>>29424971
Yeah. Those cartoons for people with mental disabilities are really weird.
>>29424960
Eh, it's ok, love you anyway
>>29424873
NOI!
you can't love a rock
>>29424626
>Wanted to go see that the day in comes out
>instead my sister takes me to see Like Mike
>>29425082
FUCK YOU I CAN'T
>>29425087
I remember when my mom took my younger brother to see that.
>"Oh my god, the kids in that theatre! Every other word, Anonymous "N this! N that!"
>>29425087
so are you like mike now
>>29425142
dash it is well into afternoon
>>29425157
>>29425128
That movie made me hate basketball.
I was on a basketball team prior.
>>29425161
Don't you have, like, jobs?
Apple
>>29425180
>>29425179
>>29425190
One of my jobs is to interrogate lazy ponies.
>>29425209
Why aren't you_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _?
>>29425284
It's too hot to be outside in February
>>29425284
>2 mouths
https://derpibooru.org/1357615zebras
>>29424884
4DE had a great thing going with their plushes and they just seemed to let it fall apart. Shame too since it was the perfect balance of quality/price imo.
>>29425333
I'm happy I snagged one, she keeps me company while I dashpost
I had the order placed for something like a year too
>>29425331
>/striped/
Oh, hi /tv/.
>>29425366
what
>>29425331
>ziggers
horse pride worldwide
>>29424626
It's not time for advertisement just yet. By the time March rolls around we'll get a trailer.
>>29425331
>artist:ralek
what shenanigans would you get up to as a filly
>>29425444
I would go to school
>>29425457
well I'm getting one, but I don't have hooves
>>29425444
I would spend the whole time teasing stallions.
>>29425444
Filly things.
Who else /neverpostsapplejack/ here?
>>29425457
>That new zelda game
>Link can keep multiple horses at a time
>Affection/loyalty important with horses
>Feed and take care of horses to raise their stats
>Can call horses over to you, but horses need to be within a certain proximity to be called
>Horses can be killed by enemies
I can't blame her
>>29425487
Not me
>>29424626
How does a movie based on a cartoon avoid being an extended episode of said cartoon?
>>29425444
Filly stuff.
>>29425444
rifling through other ponies things apparently
>>29425502
how do you even get anal beads in there as an earth pony
>>29425495
>Sunset Shimmer skinned and stuffed Applejacks body.
my god...
>>29425515
Dedication
>>29425515
friendship is magic
Who's smarter, Patrick from Spongebob or Derpy?
It kind of surprises me people settled on anonfilly being an earth pony now that I think about it
You would think people would draw her as a pegasus with all the pegaphiles around here
>>29425519
Yeah she "stuffed" her alright
>>29425529
well Derpy holds jobs and the princess knows her by name, and she won a derby prize as a filly
Patrick lives under a rock
>>29425537
why is she so horny?
>>29425536
>being a birdbrain
>ever
There are like two good pegasi in the whole show
>>29425536
that's a good point, now I want someone to draw anon filly as a pegasus
>>29425553
awww anon, you flatterer
>>29425553
>>29425557
Believe me I much prefer her as an earth pone
I am just surprised she actually is one considering how common pegaphilia is
>>29425536
That's because it started out as Twilight punishing Anon, so she makes him the most useless type of pony.
>>29425559
No, not those shitters
Cloudchaser and Spitfire
If you went to Equestria, where would you go to first?
>>29425571
>>29425434
>>artist:ralek
I don't get it, his art is great
>>29425573
I don't know, I can't predict the fucking future.
I might have to use the restroom or something.
>>29425562
Pegaphilia sounds like some horrible disease
>>29425585
I meant, what place would you visit first? Ponyville? Canterlot?
>>29425585
>Anon finally gets to Equestria
>but it's right when he needs to take a massive shit
Sounds like an excellent fanfic in the making
>>29425489
>That new anom game
>Link can keep multiple fillies at a time
>Affection/loyalty important with fillies
>Feed and take care of fillies to raise their stats
>Can call horses over to you, but filly need to be within a certain proximity to be called
>fillies can be killed by enemies
>PS4 exclusive
Fixed
The filly is in the details.
>>29425550
Tis a mystery
>>29425550
>>29425614
She's not getting her daily dose of the Brad dick
>>29425590
that is exactly what it is
>>29425669
BOO THIS MAN
>>29425650
Keep saying that and she'll give you a dose of boot in your asshole
>>29425681
unf
>>29425681
She rode it for three years
He's basically molded her pussy to his shape
What do you hope to see at the Toy Fair next week?
>>29425715
I'm pretty sure that was the horsecocks
ahhh, i missed browsing mlp general at the school's library
>>29425727
more ponies
>>29425727
no ponies
>>29425360
Same here, took a year but it was worth it.
>>29425727
all the ponies
>>29425738
>>29425761
>>29425789
News on S7?
>>29425796
Literally nothing
>>29425796
It exists.
- Hasbro
>>29425796
They're keeping that shit tight, yo. Valve levels of tightness.
>>29425796
Twilight gets an edgy new boyfriend who was introduced in the comics
>>29425857
Inb4 April fools day prank. The first episode will be fake and will ship twilight with shadowlock
>>29425857
The fuck is that thing on the right
>>29425877
How many shows had an April Fool's episode, anyways?
>>29425878
One of their ugly-ass OCs
>>29425444
Just noticed thats the older version
the artist actually linked an updated one yesterday
>>29425888
No, that's the EqD mascot
Glimmer is on the left, silly
>>29425888
Disgraceful. How is it that MLPG got all of the quality control in the entire fandom?
>>29425899
Lockheart's Anon filly is a cutie patootie.
>>29425912
that is definitely a cute poner
>mare (stallion)
>>29425959
That's just a very pretty stallion
>>29425959
I'd smooch it
>>29425959
>colt and stallion
Filly (stallion) wants some boop (succ)
>>29426063
Fillies can't succ.
>>29425331
I came as fast as I could
>>29425959
>>29426031
>>29426063
>>29425959
>>29426031
>Married gay couple adopt fillies and colts
What a progressive bullshit.
Mare wants to be an anime
Fillies are for older women only.
filly napping is a serious issue
>>29426124
Can I have the Christmas Cake then?
So I think we're all under the assumption that Celestia doesn't handle shit herself because she thinks her star pupil is capable and wants her to learn from her experiences, but what if there's a problem that Twilight and her friends can't solve?
Even then would Celestia be able to solve that problem? Because aside from raising the sun we don't really know what she does or what she's capable of outside of that.
We know what the other princesses represent and what it allows them to do, but we've never got that for Celestia.
What I'm wondering is if it's even possible to do a Celestia episode? Because if we have this character who is supposed to be all powerful and shit solve the conflict of the week wouldn't that undermine the message of the show? Wouldn't it tell us that friendship doesn't matter as long as you're bigger than everyone else?I'm drunk
Filly hat you, with a big and silly hat
>>29426164
>Wouldn't it tell us that friendship doesn't matter as long as you're bigger than everyone else?
That's a good lesson
>>29426164
just show us a celestia day
I predict S7 will suck.
>>29426164
>and then like, um, reasons why you'll never see her for more than the 3 seconds she gets in the opening
thanks, you drunk retard
tiarawhy used to frequent MLPG, you massive fucking newfaggot.
that's all. i'm leaving forever now, you can ban me. this place is a worthless shadow of its former self and it is your fault.
>>29426187
Good, fuck off
>>29426187
OK, see you tomorrow.
>>29426187
Oh no
Whatever shall we do without random shitposter #59
>>29426184
You need to accept this now, anon.
Otherwise you'll probably kill yourself when you see how little she does in the movie.
Will Ember return for S6?
>>29426216
>implying she's even in it
>>29426187
And he was a huge cunt
Bragged about the cash he was making by pandering to the hottest brony memes
Posted pictures of himself so people could fawn over his semi-fit body and average looks
And above all that cunt never finished Tiaralost an interesting askblog just for the sake of creating really bad porn then eventually hopping on the latest fads.
So fuck you if he think he's someone worth remembering.Yes I'm jelous as hell
>>29426238
grey pones are pretty rad
Will tiarawhy ever finish another project?
>>29426249
Too busy being jealous I'm not brony famous to enjoy gray ponies.
>>29426265
I bet you could
if you tried REALLY hard
>>29426277
Shit.
That pony is too enjoyable for me not to enjoy.
>>29426303
See
I knew it
No one can resist the power of derp
Test, please ignore.?
*boops filly*
>>29426355
Make me
>>29426172
I think a lesson about how being prettier and taller than the other girls automatically makes you better than them would be a valuable lesson for little girls.
They need to learn young.
>>29426372
"Don't be a womanlet" might be the best lesson this show could offer
You wouldn't ignore a filly.
>>29426365
Will those digits (>>29426388) convince you?
?
>>29426389
You failed
>>29426389
Ooh and that's a failure. More testing required.?
>>29426386
I think I'm getting burnt out of fillies.
Been wanting to talk about griffons and dragons lately but I'd just end up talking about paws so I don't.
>>29426469
I built a bookshelf and it looks ugly as fuck.
>>29426469
I want to make a filly
>>29426234
Who else is going to tell Twilight about the new big bad and his backstory and congratulate her and her friends when they save the day with friendship and the help of some new ponies voiced by famous people I've never heard of?I really do hope Celestia gets to blast at least one baddie in the movie
>>29426483
I don't think you would be able to, even if ponies existed.
GET pone
>>29426495
don't tell me what I can't do
>>29426469
I'd probably make a nice splatter on the pavement.
>>29426495
Don't tell me what I can't do.
>>29426500
Ponies aren't REST APIs.
>>29426491
>spoiler
that would be a wonderful thing
If season 7 is coming in April, then do you think we'll get a trailer and info out of the toy fair?
I'm more used to seeing that out of NYCC or SDCC, but with each taking place after it premieres I can't think of other venues that would make sense.
>>29426526
I shit on Celestia a lot for fun, but I really do want her to do something cool if she's never getting an episode.
And I always felt like you didn't need to make her weaker or useless just to show why Twilight and her friends are so great or how powerful the big bad is.I also feel like we're at a point where even if we get a Celestia episode it won't meet a lot of people's expectations and end up being one of the weaker episode of that particular season just because people hyped it up too much.
I want to cuddle Dash so hard she makes filly noises
>>29426576
I'm sure she wouldn't mind
>>29426576
>filly noises
>>29426585
she's just a big cuddle bug
Why aren't you working on your art?
>>29426649
Depressed
>>29426649
I'm afraid to fail.
>>29426649
I ambut it's not horses
Hold your horses.
>>29426784
>>29426795
>>29426795
they seem to be doing fine holding each other
>>29426795
make sure you ask permission first
>>29426947
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29426934
>>29426939
>>29426947
what is this twerkathon?
>>29426951
I don't need permission
>>29426969
don't be rude anonymous
>>29426975
I AM HOLDING THREE HORSES RIGHT NOW
Will we ever know if they're his kids?
>>29427003
we already do
Featureless
Your waifu has a fat horse butt
>>29427001
you better have asked them first
>>29427063
I don't think anyone's said that about her butt before
boop
>>29427075
Looks like your pony is leaking. Nothing a little sealant wont fix.
>>29427122
I offered to plug her up but there was confusion about which hole
>>29427142
Just get some heavy duty tape. Cover it all up. Done.Then rip it off
>>29427063
that's ok
>>29427170
I want to rub her fuzzy yellow butt and listen to her make soft Flutternoises
>>29427201
>>29427201
>>29427201
Bit of the ol' haberdashery.
I love Princess Maud Pie
>>29425284
Because everyone stares at my massive tits when I do.
>>29427984
you need to get more friends who also have massive breasts