Would you kiss a pone on the first date?

>>29418218
If she wanted to, sure.

>>29418218
>date
>implying ponies have such a shitty method of pairing mates

>>29418218
Yes.
Right on the ponut.

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>>29418218

I'd kill a pony on the first RAPE! HURF HURF HURF! Because I'm edgy and Mom has to tell me 3 times to do my homework but I still don't do it cause smash brothers and naruto!

>>29418218
Do you need to ask?

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>>29418229
Dating doesn't have to be strictly romantic. Also the concept of true love is very real in Equestria, so when you do meet your mate, you'll definitely know it.

>>29418256
>Dating doesn't have to be strictly romantic
Yeah it does. That what makes it different from just having a fun outing with a friend.

>>29418237
Hey grandpa, kids are all about Minecraft and Jojo these days, just so you know.

>>29418218

I would implant my eggs in a pony on the first date.

>>29418424
Get out of here, cheeselegs.

>>29418218
Hell no. Kisses are third or fourth date material

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>>29418218
Call me old fashioned but I'd wait till the second date to kiss her. I generally not one to rush things.

>>29418218
No. On the third date if I can stop being a sperg

>rape

>>29418218
Depends how well the date went and the pony.

>>29418218
i'll wait until she rape-kiss me

>>29418220
first post best post

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>>29418218
>implying I'm not too autistic to date

>>29418218
why the fuck would you kiss a horse?

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k-kiss me, anon

>>29418936
>not wanting to kiss cartoon horses

>>29418936
>>29418954
They are ponies, for Celestias sake.

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>>29418962
Quit baiting, faggot

>>29418972
It's the only thing I have left.

>>29418974
Well do it somewhere else

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Sloppy pony kisses.

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>kiss waifu on the first date
>get zapped in the face

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>>29418974

even a man who has nothing, can still sacrifice his bait.

>>29418220
How would ponies even kiss?

>>29418950
>In local news; man kisses horse
>Horse moans out name in clear English
>More at 11

>>29419259

Very lewdly.

>>29418982
Yes pls.

>>29419259
Mouth boop

>>29418234
stop this

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>>29418218
>mfw I zoomed the image and kissed it.
Im so fucken lonely

>>29418218
But that is how you get horse preggers.

>>29421033
I thought that was from holding her hooves

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>>29421023

>>29421050
That gets them double pregnant!

Mmm. Hell yeah I'd kiss her.

>>29418982
That's pretty h-
>lipstick
And dropped.

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Cute pony kisses

>>29421099
Now I get why everyone here is so obsessed with 'breeding'
I'd give anything to rub my waifu's wings and hold her cute little hoof in my hand. I'd press my lips against her muzzle and pass my tongue over her tongue. doing this would be 'breeding' yes?

>>29421157
Do you want to kill your waifu? Because this will get her ultra pregnant.

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Soft filly kisses

>>29418218
Hell no. You never kiss on a first date. Gotta leave them wanting more. If you give even that much on the first date you are a cheap ho. Now conform to my Puritan standards.

>>29421251
That looks like aggressive filly kisses.

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>>29421296
Filly kisses are always soft, even when they are aggressive.

>>29418218
Probably not because the last time a girl kissed me after a date I got ghosted.

>>29421147
That's just adorable. Excellent wordplay.

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>>29418218

No, I don't want any of those nasty chaos herpes

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>>29421023

>>29418218
There would be no date.

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>>29421023
>mfw I laughed but slowly realized that I wanted to do the same thing because it would be the closest thing to having a real gf

>>29421099
Can you do that? Can you get a pone pregnant twice?

>>29421165
Ponies are pretty stretchy. They can handle that.

>>29419259
they touch you with their squeezed lips
sometimes they lick

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YEAH
EAH
AH
H

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>>29418982
Post more!

>>29418237
That's now how people here talk or imitate newfags, what are you doing?

>>29421023
>>29423205
>tfw I did it too because you're all my very best friends
Dont feel bad guys, just do what she would want you to do and keep improving yourself and make yourself into a better person!
do it for her

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>>29421140
Lipstick makes ponies prettier.

>>29423996
Amen brother.

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>>29423996

>>29418218
>Would you kiss a pone on the first date?
What's the point in waiting until the first date?
Or is it "a date" the second your eyes meet for the first time?

>>29421023
We're lonely together, friend.

Us against the fucking world.

>>29423752
Fucking beta cuck. NEVER do something because someone else wants you to change. NEVER improve yourself at anyone else's behest other than your own. Do things for YOU, not for THEM. That's why I'm currently getting /fit/. My whims are beholden to no one.

>>29424586
>getting /fit/
>he says that while posting on /mlp/

Wew lad.

>>29424382
MORE

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>this entire thread
stop it, I don't want to fap today

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>>29424806

>>29424459
M-moar.

>>29425407
There's a thread on /trash/ that's all about sloppy kissing. You should definitely check it out.

>>29421895
damn you!

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>>29421062
>pink
>clitorial hood like thingy
>vagina like throat
Why do croc mouths look like a vulva?
Is this why it's such a big attraction to stick your head into one's mouth?

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Would yuo be your waifu's bitch?

I always suck dick on the first date. She better put out.