Coming to bed, darling?

>>29416168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

>>29416168
No, I am still plotting on how to kill the purple girl.

>>29416168
Nah, there's some stuff going on on /mlp/. You go ahead alright?

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>>29416168
No, I AM THE NIGHT!

You're not my waifu

>>29416194
Why Super Friends?

>>29416168
Who the fuck said you could wear my lingerie?!

>>29416168
>Implying I sleep on beds

>>29416168
Hold on let me masturbate first

>>29416168
Whenever I'm done with my orchestration assignment

>>29416168
Coming to breed.

>>29416168
No, not really. PTSD keeps me up, and I was an insomiac before that anyways. I also kick in my sleep when I do manage too, and have a terrible habit of bedwetting. Sometimes I poop.

Anyways, it was sure nice of you to let me stay the night.

>>29416270

>have a terrible habit of bedwetting. Sometimes I poop.

Well gee, and I thought I had it bad having existential anxiety 24/7. Where did you get PTSD from?

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>>29416270

>>29416300
You don't wanna know

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>>29416270
>Sometimes I poop.

>>29416183
Thrackerzod?!

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>>29416168
>need to go to sleep
>got to be up at 4am for work
>fucking super bowl

>You will never read novels or magazines out loud while she tries to sleep
>You will never loudly eat crackers or cookies and bush the mess over on her while she tries to sleep
>You will never click your tongue in sync with a clock while she tries to sleep
>You will never hum or sing old TV themes and Christmas carols while she tries to sleep

>>29416363
I want to annoy Rarity in bed

>>29416363
That part about the crumbs...
Bro, you're straight up evil.

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>>29416363

>>29416300
>Where did you get PTSD from?
Repeated rape. Traumatized me for life. A lot of it is blocked out, but I still have problems. For example, now I'm a sex addict, yet don't want to cum during sex. I want the other person too because I don't want to ejaculate. It's weird, but I legit fear it. The worst thing is after you go through all of it, your trauma and experiences become the way people continue to define you.

The bedwetting and pooping only lasted a year after I was raped and attacked numerous times. I didn't mean to use my tripcode.

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>>29416363
>She will never be exhausted the next day
"Did I keep you up, honey?"
>"N-no, not at all, darling"

>>29416168
"B-But we aren't married!"

>>29416406
Now you've got Beans started...

>>29416426
In his defense he was just answering the question.

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>>29416406

Well fuck, that's some horrible shit.

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>>29416217

>>29416406
Are you a girl? Who raped you?

>>29416414
So?

>>29416495
No, I'm a male. And it was a group of students when I was in high school. A CATHOLIC high school. I was a tad smart, so I got in early, but holy shit was it the worst mistake of my life. I only remember few things, and a lot gets uncovered from time to time, but I remember certain things. Something sharp pressed against my throat as I'm told I'll get hurt if I scream, a lick behind my ear, my skin tearing and my asshole prolapsing, and some girl this group brought that they made me come inside of.

For all I know, I could have a child being raised by them.

>>29416531
I'm so sorry.
Did they ever get arrested?

>>29416531
do you get uncomfortable at the mention of rape?

>>29416545
Nope. I was too fucking scared to even mention that I was repeatedly raped to my family. When I did, I was already long gone, and already tried to block that shit all out. I don't even remember much anymore.

>>29416560
No. I don't. Because saying rape doesn't offend me. It's saying that I can't technically be raped, or that I'm being dramatic about it that does. I've been doing a little personal study for a while to see how people respond to me being raped instead of a girl, and, much to my hurt feelings, no one cares if you're a guy. I mean it. And I'm not trying to antagonize women--I understand what they went through, and I feel hurt that they experienced it, but I didn't get any sympathy. It's like "You? Raped?" And they just tilt their heads. It's when people don't consider the severity of what I've been through that pisses me off, not rape stories, or rape jokes, or this or that.

I do hate it when people make characters in stories get raped just to be edgy though. Ugh.

>>29416183
I know Aria is annoying, but killing her is a little harsh, don't you think?

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I want to rape inside Rarity

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>>29416662
I want to rap freestyle inside Rarity.

>>29416597
Well I hope the rape double standard changes soon.
Many people don't see the inequalities against guys today.
I hope things get better for you.
I would recommend going to a rape center and talking to a shrink there but those places are for women only so, yeah. Sorry.
I hope things will get better for you soon.

>>29416168
>Coming to bed
im coming IN bed

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>>29416354
g-gross, >no hooves

>>29416597
even if it's a sexy mare raping anon?

>>29416730
We need much more stallion on women porn.
And I don't mean homedick Shimmer shit. I want MLP stallions fucking EG girls.

>>29416270
Well, this sounds shit.

>>29416501
>"Not yet!"

>>29416270
well well Beans, It seems that you have a interesting plot right there

>>29416764
>>29416803
At least I no longer shit the bed.

>>29416843
Just curious, is that why you call yourself beans? I knew a kid in middle school shit himself on the bus once, and he got the nickname beans

>>29416843
answer me >>29416733

>>29416851
I call myself Beans because it's a cute word. It's simple and recognizable, nothing fancy.

...but that'd be funny if it were the reason, i admit.

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>>29416270
>>29416406
>>29416531
I'm having trouble believing that multiple students in a Catholic school conspired to repeatedly rape you on school grounds and never got caught, but you still have my pity for using a tripcode.

>>29416858
I don't know what I'd do then. I could easily stop it. Unless the mare is a fucking super strong earth pony, or a unicorn with incredible magic.

But...strangely enough, rape turns me on now. Not the real thing, of course, but kinky, dominant shit.

If a random mare started raping me though, I'd realistically freak the fuck out.

>>29416684
I want to stylishly wrap rarity a free gift

>>29416889
I want to give Rarity the gift of rape

>>29416851
I got nicknamed beans because I was shit at baseball. Diff anon btw. At least I'm good at badminton, fuck yeah.

>>29416873
I wouldn't make this shit up. I've got no reason to. This shit traumatized me for life. Also, it didn't last long. Some teacher got caught not to long ago for a bunch of child pornography, and tons of students admit that shit was done to them.

>>29416881
yeah i'd love to get raped by my waifu

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>>29416168
Yes dear...

>>29416939
If my waifu raped me, I'd be broken. Unless she was just being kinky, but if she were seriously into raping...nah. In stories, that's fine. For real though, I couldn't.

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>>29416168
no. I'll stick to pony. faget.

>>29416168
>>29416662
This is giving me an idea.
Maybe Rarity an Anon are into rape roleplay. Rarity goes to bed in her sexy lingerie and Anon "breaks in" to the house to ravage her

>>29416953
i don't really mean rape, i mean utterly dominating me. it wouldn't be rape because i want her just as much, but she'd be making me her slave almost as much as if she were actually raping me

>>29416962
>Anon is really terrible at roleplaying
>Doesn't just hang outside the bedroom
>Goes outside, and taps on windows
>Keeps saying stupid shit when trying to be intimidating
>Keep having to do it over and over
>Rarity tells him to start form inside the house, but Anon wants to do the whole thing right
>Neighbors get suspicious and call the cops

>>29416983
Well in that case...if it were my waifu...yes. I'd totally be okay with that. Long as their's love.

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>>29416984

>>29416327
We know not what creature your are naming, and you should not be concerned about the statements placed on this internet.
But if you know the location and means to eliminate a purple horse it would be very advisable to give this information away!

>>29416984
>Cops arrive
>Anon panics and literally breaks through an open window.
>Rarity is in hysterics and the cops break down the unlocked door.
>Turns out C.O.P.S. exists here as cameras and flood lights illuminate Anon and a near naked Rarity.
>Anon is dragged away bloodied and in cuffs screaming that it as just a prank, bro.
>The camera pans to Rarity for a uncomfortable amount of seconds.

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>>29417335
>Later that night
>Anon is in jail
>Real burglar breaks in
>Rarity thinks it's Anon
>They have steamy sex
>Anon is released and comes home the next day
>Finds Rarity in bed with another man
>Thinks she cheated on him
>Pulls out a gun and kills burglar and turns gun on himself
>Rarity's face when all of this

>>29416168
no I have terrible night terrors so I don't sleep unless I'm about to kill over.

>>29416168
ok, but for me we can have sex even here.

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>>29416958
>calls OP faget
>posts trixie with a buldge

>>29417782
Rarity is a proper lady, and a proper lady does the deed in bed

>>29417803

>not knowing what the bulge is

It is you, sir, that is the faget.

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>>29419050
on closer inspection and a good nights rest i see what they did there.

my mind must be conditioned to expect Dixie

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>>29419724

>>29416168

With an outfit like that, do you expect we'll get past the kitchen table? I'm going to be lucky if we get past the couch without losing some buttons on my pants.

>Coming to bed, darling?
(What could this mean? Does she want to do the nasty? We haven't been able to for weeks thanks to work and the two of you always being exhausted. Or maybe she simply wants to go to bed. If you're wrong and try to press her for sex, she'll say no and you'll both feel bad)
What do?

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>>29420573
>changing from first to second person mid sentence

>>29420754
Trixie does it too

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>>29420767
and it irks me then as well. It's like the writers forget she has this idiosyncratic speech pattern.

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>>29420829
This picture makes me horny

No Rarity, I'm cumming inside you

>That outfit
There's no question that we're making babies tonight

>>29416168
y-you too

>>29416224
>tfw been sleeping on recliners most of my life with only small breaks in beds
>mfw I find recliners comfier and get a better night's sleep on them than beds

>>29416168
Only if you take your damn clothes off. I'm already in my birthday suit, so you'll follow suit.

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>>29421999
Sweet. Trips. I get to sleep naked with Rarity.

>>29417640
This could have been funny.
That's not funny.

>no hooves

>>29416168
No I told you you are on the couch tonight and no amount of sexy lingerie is going to change that.

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>>29423118

>Rarity informs you that she is going to slip into something more comfortable.
>You have a half hour.
>The next morning there is a frantic knocking on your door.
>You open it to an upset looking Twilight and co, sans Rarity.
>Apparently you managed to snag all of her spare clothing and she refuses to leave the house in just her lingerie.

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SNUGGLE
NUGGLE
UGGLE
GGLE
GLE
LE
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>>29423230

>>29420079
>Monster hunter Anon tricking the vampire mane 6 into falling in love with him will never be finished

>>29422088
And I just noticed. I get dubs too. Now someone else gets to join in on the fun. Who else would you guys sleep naked with?

I choose either Pinkie or Twi.

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>>29425271
Best ending

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>what are we gonna do on the bed?

>>29425795
Just know that none of us will be able to walk for a while after we're done

>>29416168
Why does Rarity get the best art? Why can't my waifu have consistently good shit of her?

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>>29428436
Because Rarity is the prettiest

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>>29425795
pillow fort

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>>29428574
Side note, when I searched for that image on bing, this was literally the fourth pic to show up.

It's good to know we still own the internet.

>>29416873
>I'm having trouble believing that multiple students in a Catholic school conspired to repeatedly rape you on school grounds and never got caught
Why?

>>29425795
>rape

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>>29428436
Maybe upgrade your waifu?

Just kidding don't fucking betray your waifu

>>29416952
underrated post

>>29416684
>humanoid Spike
Daily reminder that Spike is a dog.

>>29430102
Does that make Rarity his bitch?

>>29425795
We're gonna play dress up.

Don't worry, I'm really good at it. Years of Asian dating simulators and raunchy mmos have prepared me for this moment.

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Ok, but first I want you to do the thing where you grow pony ears

>>29431389
>"...!"
"what?"
>"W-who did you take me for!?"
"Excuse me?"
>"You are not going to see m-my horse ears!!"
"...what is going on? I don't g-"
>"I'M NOT A CHEAP EAR FLOOZY, DO YOU HEAR ME!?"

>>29431406
Rarity please
Do it for me. No one else has to know

>>29431406

"Darling, you know you love it when you get ear skritchies."
>"It better be at least for a half hour!"
"You only wanted half of what I offered?"
>"Mmmmm....I said an hour and a half..."
"Time to pony up."

>>29431389
>Anon wants it because he knows she gets a grotesque black horsepussy and ponut

>>29431870

>he doesn't want it so Rarity gives birth to superior satyr children

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>>29431934

>>29431948

Sadly, ponying up doesn't mean having a hot white muzzle swallowing your load. And yes, Rarity's too much the lady to spit regardless.

>>29431870
>Anon rubs her pone ears
>*Orgasmic horse noises*

>>29416168
Who are you?
Why are you in my house?
You don't have hooves.
I'm calling the police.

>>29432837
Hands and feet are objectively better than hooves

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>>29433555
>nu-/mlp/

The absolute STATE of this board.

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>>29433555

>>29433580
look at the OP image

I shit you not, the board would benefit IMMEDIATELY if mobilefags were banned

>>29433555
trips don't lie

>>29433555
A full house has spoken. Not sure how to feel about this....

>>29430828
#whitegirlsfuckdogs

>>29433580
>>29433600
You can't interlock fingers with a hoof

>>29434372
>interlocking fingers
this is a Christian imageboard

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>>29434386

>>29430102

and the artist who drew the picture is a massive Sparity fan. like, to the point of sperging out hardcore over the introduction of Ember.

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>>29434488
>a massive Sparity fan
that's no excuse

>>29416168

I want to impregnate Rarity with my love child

>>29434653
I want to impregnate Rarity with my rape child

>>29434667
I want to wear a big yellow smiley-face mask and then put on the CD version of Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry, Be Happy" and then take Rarity and a dog - not necessarily Spike, just any dog, it doesn't really matter - and then hook up a transfusion pump, an IV set, and switch their blood, you know, pump the dog's blood into Rarity and vice versa.

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>>29434653
>>29434667
>>29434719

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>>29434719

I want to put a handkerchief of chloroform onto Rarity's face, knocking her unconscious. Then strip her naked, put her in a bath tub full of ice and surgically remove her gall bladder. Then crush it up and use its remnants as an aphrodisiac.

>>29433580
nu/mlp/ was never a myth.

>>29423944
I think i remember that

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>>29436269

>>29433555

For you.

>>29436277
I don't. Link please.

>>29436323
I dont remember which one hes referring to specifically but my guess is it came from a string of vampire threads we had around halloween in 15.
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/vampire/

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I want Rarity to touch me the way she touches Spike

>>29436294
For everyone

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>>29438369

>>29438528
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