Since everyone else walks around naked in PonyVille, could a

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>>29413744
Given that you dont see anyone´s junk hanging around would yours disappear when you arrive there?

>>29413744
>>29413784

Underage nudity delete this.

>>29413795
Those babies are probably older than you.

>>29413832
fucking destroyed

>>29413744
maybe although a flaccid human penis is much more visible then a flaccid horse penis so that may be a problem
then again the taurs walk around naked.

>>29413795
>Underage nudity delete this.


non-sexual
and animated

how about you go delete your goddamned brain, sicko.

>>29413744
They'd probably be grossed out by your human dick being in their faces. Most ponies can't see each other's privates in the show, so presumably, if they did, they'd react the same way. There's also a place and a time for nudity from what we've seen.

For example, Rarity accidentally getting naked at the Gala. Sure, it's ultimately a sight-gag, but now it's undeniable that she was inappropriately nude, and attempted to cover herself up. I think ponies, on special ocassions, have to be clothed in some way or form, as seeing too much flesh is regarded as "lewd" and "uncouth".

So, if you were a human and went to Ponyville, everyone would wish you to be clothed at least partially, and hide your junk. In Canterlot, however, you HAVE to be dressed, or you are a filthy beast with no standards.

Fascinating, ain't it?

>>29413990
>Most ponies can't see each other's privates in the show
theyre right at eye level with each others asses.

>>29414835
Yeah, but they got tails to cover them up, don't they?

>>29414943

So?
They are still naked with everything on display.
They're essentially a community of nudists.

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>>29413990
Ponies don't have the same sort of nudity taboo as humans. Just being naked is not embarrassing. However, apparently the act of dressing/undressing is considered private. That's why, for example, Rarity's boutique has screens and dressing rooms, even though her clientele usually walks in and out of the shop naked.

Discord undressing Rarity at the Gala. Rarity wasn't embarrassed about being naked, she was embarrassed that her clothes were removed in public.

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>>29415234
Another example: Rainbow Dash rousting Fluttershy out of bed at the start of "The Super Speedy Cider-Squeezy 6000". Fluttershy was embarrassed not because Rainbow Dash saw her sleeping in the nude, but because she was uncovered suddenly.

>>29413744
Some humans could.
But probably not you.

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>>29415234
Why is she covering her non-existant tits?

>>29415234
>Discord undressing Rarity at the Gala. Rarity wasn't embarrassed about being naked, she was embarrassed that her clothes were removed in public.


Are you sure about that?
She IS a self-centered, stuck-up, prissy, superficial whore.

>>29414943
tails lifted to the sky at all times.

>>29415500

>anuses and vaginas visible to each other on a daily basis
>nipples probably in clear sight as well

>>29415376
>Why is she covering her non-existant tits?

Because the animators and the network.
It's like Yosemite Sam or Elmer Fudd covering up themselves even though after they get blown up, they are still wearing boxer shorts.

>>29413744

Walking around with your gentials out is considered about as childish as being unable to properly control your bodily functions, since Equestrian species have theirs fold inwards/sheathe internally.

It's why pony foals wear diapers, aside from the obvious. Nobody wants to see infant colt junk staring them in the face, especially when it'll probably go off at any time.

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>>29413744
Considering the human's lack of fur, it would probably go about as well with the ponies as a shaved pony trotting through town (with all of the embarrassment that usually entails for them). To say nothing of the exposed genitalia, of course.

>>29415661
>It's why pony foals wear diapers, aside from the obvious. Nobody wants to see infant colt junk staring them in the face, especially when it'll probably go off at any time.


But PonyVille goes around naked ALL THE TIME. There should be piles of horse shit all over the streets.

>>29415661
>It's why pony foals wear diapers

that must be one of the most disgusting jobs in PonyVille. I wonder who got the cutie mark for THAT one?

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>>29416386
>being naked means you shit wherever you happen to be standing

>>29416575

exactly. so why aren't the streets covered in horse shit?

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>>29413744
Probably. I imagine the only problem might be pony height. They likely wouldn't care if you were walking around with your junk out, they do it all the time after all (though little anon would probably attract plenty of curious eyes), but they may not like the fact that they would have to stand ten feet away from you when talking or whatever or risk a dickslap. I doubt they'd give a fuck, though.

>>29416687
might make it easier to get a blow job though

>>29415376
This.
Does this mean crotch-tits are not canon?

>>29416396
Well shit. (No pun intended)
I think that's the point where you realize having you life profession stapled to your butt isn't so peachy.

>>29416575
no, it doesn't

>>29416386

If there were diaperless foals going all over the place, yeah there would be. Adults use toilets like civilized creatures, or outhouses in low-water areas.

>>29416396

Probably a cutie mark of a baby bottle or the like. Somehow, having your destiny be a soiled diaper on your flank sounds a little outside the norm.

>>29413744
Pony magic makes private bits disappear and you'd have to bow down or walk around to see them.

>>29415376
I'd say they have pecks similar to birds; while males have musculous one, you can lay a newborn on the female's soft chest to hear the heat beating.

>>29417528

It's not even magic, or we'd get a faceful of griffon cloaca and shit like that.

Equestrian species just evolved to protect their orifices by making them "innies" rather than human "outies".

>>29417554
This is a good point, but testicles are notorious for needing to be cooled. This is also why primate ballsacks hang so low.

>>29413990
>>29415234
>>29415250
both were done for the sake of a joke, Lauren already confirmed they have sexual organs we just don't see them because cartoon

As for what OP said, it depends on how they would see a human being, save for that monkey creature from the Daring Do episode there aren't many species like humans in Equestria so i don't think they would be weirded out by a bipedal, bald monkey walking around with his weird looking small penis

>>29413744
it's -20C here. You are welcome to run around naked.

>>29416687
>have to stand ten feet away from you or risk a dickslap

Anon, I don't know how to put this to you gently, but human dicks don't tend to be ten foot long, ten inches, maybe, ten centimeters flaccid, sure.

>>29417764
Oh man, really? I feel sorry for you guys. I'm just so used to having a monster dong, ya know?

>>29415661
>Nobody wants to see infant colt junk staring them in the face, especially when it'll probably go off at any time
speak for yourself, faggot

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>>29417589
>save for that monkey creature from the Daring Do episode there aren't many species like humans in Equestria
Minotaurs and gargoyles like Scorpan are more human-like than Ahuizotl is, to say nothing of the actual monkeys.

>>29417205
That's what he said

I don't think you understand how greentext works

>>29417589

Sounds like a plan to me!
Walking around butt naked in Ponyville.
Yum.

>>29418551

I think walking around naked in front of Fluttershy would give me a boner.

>>29417571

At least ours do. Birds are also temperature sensitive but don't have the "ballsack", though they tend to produce sperm at night when the temperature drops as well.

>>29417846

So you're into golden showers from infants?

Pedoqueer.

>>29417811

Kaijuposting on a Mongolian horse breeding board? The nerve of you, sir.

>>29420292

>implying that you would not welcome being peed on by applebloom

>>29417205
How old are you?

>>29420213

Which begs the question, if you COULD walk around naked in front of PonyVille, what would their reaction be if you got an erection?

I think Rarity would giggle and point.

>>29413832
hahaha pwnt.

>>29413795
>underage
bitch, you're the one who's underage
No grown man would think a naked baby is underage nudity.

>>29420344

I love seeing a naked baby
Seeing any naked child really but the ones eight and under are especially beautiful and adorable.