>You will never be the Mane Six's lonely single father

>>29408160
>twidark
>spic dash

lel

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>>29408160
Too much to handle. I'll have the Dazzles

>>29408160
>>29408171
Boy, Anon sure gets around huh?

>>29408171
At least they aren't full on maroon black.

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>you will never discover tht you're a pedo for your daughterus

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>>29408160
>human skin color
What is this trash

>>29408160
I've got enough kids I don't take responsibility for.

>>29408160
>you will never be their secretly adoptive father
>none of you are related
>but they think you are
>if 'something' happens, it's clean

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>>29408226
This.

Absolutely disgusting, might as well be jerking it to anime.

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>>29408263

>>29408171
>spic dash
She's tanned, which is natural for an athlete.

Blacklight, on the other hand... not so much.

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>>29408226
I live in an /mlp/ where people unironically praise EQG while posting Faust.

What in the fuck happened? It's like I've been taking crazy pills! Down is up, left is fish! How did we allow this to happen?

>>29408725
Disgusting

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>>29408737
Not as disgusting as Rainbow Dash in a skirt.

>>29408760
Stop this

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>>29408770
You have a right to hold your shit opinion, anon. I have the right to disagree and mourn for what could have been.

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>You will never be the mane 6's horny single father

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>>29408778
>your daughters will never take turns blowing you
why even live

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>>29408789
It hurts

>>29408789
>>29408778
>Wanting to be blown by Scitwi
She's shit desu

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I'd rather have the CMC.

>you will never run around with Scootaloo on your shoulders making airplane noises just before taking her to hoofball practice

>you will never get mud all over your shirt and pants while you help Apple Bloom build her secret club house

>you will never take Sweetie Belle to one of her singing recitals and clap the loudest when she's done performing

>>29408827
I don't get it. There's no sex involved in any of this.

>>29408827
But when does the rape come into play?

>>29408822
I want to cum on her glasses.

>>29408822
Who cares, she's hot as fuck

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>>29408854
That's what makes it even more feelsy.

>>29408860
When you crash Sweetie Belle's highschool party and have to stop the most popular boy in school from passive aggressively forcing himself onto her.

>>29408886
Why can't we be the father passive aggressively forcing our self onto her

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>>29408886

>>29408894
*into

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>>29408900

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>>29408894
Because Apple Bloom is there to unintentionally keep any and all your bad habits and urges in check.

>"B-but, Anon, whenever you drink that stuff you fall asleep early and we never have time to work on the club house..."

>>29408160
they probably put any women you bring home through specific tests to see if she's worthy

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>>29408945
>"I don't think you should be hanging out with this girl Anon.."
>"When I asked her where Orion's Belt was, all she could say was ""I thought his name was Anon?""

>>29408945
Why would I need to bring some bimbo home when I've got six perfectly good dick drainers who live with me?

>>29408991
kek
fuckin twilight

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>>29408877
Twilight was hot. Scitwi is just disgusting.
>>29408875
Fair enough.

>>29408923
I have been wanting a panty raid green for such a long time.

>>29409070
You've piqued my interest anon.

>>29408778
God dammit, I hate it when ideas like this won't leave me.

>The kitchen smells of pancakes, syrup, little bit of oatmeal…
>And poptarts.
>Love some pop tarts.
>It’s 7:00 a.m.
>Girls gonna wake up soon.
>Better hurry and place the table.
>For all fucking seven of them.
>...
>Oy.
>Get it together, Anon.
>You’re Dad.
>You gotta wake up and get your girls ready for school.
>As you place Pinkie’s pancake with chocolate-chip eyes and a bacon-smiley face, you smile a little to yourself.
>Let’s get some eggs and let’s get crackin’.
>But first, ya gotta make Fluttershy’s breakfast.
>Vegan piece of shit.
>Er, you mean, your poor sensitive daughter who doesn’t want pancakes...
>Too much nasty animal fat in them! Oh dear!
>Ugh.
>You’ve seen her eat them before.
>She’s just been really creeped out ever since you and her sister Rainbow pranked her by playing that one video of a slaughter house.
>Heh.
>Was pretty funny.
“Kek.”
>You put some quinoa in a bowl for her.
>That’s a thing vegans do, right?
>Eat quinoa from a bowl?
>You wouldn’t know, you’ve only been raising one for three months.
>Oh, and speaking of her “sister” Dash...
>Dash’s breakfast is a bit more...large.
>Like, seriously.
>Bitch eats like a goddamn horse.
>Fresh bacon, three pancakes, an omelette mixed with freshly cut onion and spinach, a ham steak, homemade hash browns, french toast, and...pop tarts.
>Yeah, you make that shit every morning.
>Not only once, but twice.
>Why?
>Because Applejack usually eats the same thing, but, of course, with an Apple.
>She’s damn convinced that apples are a magical gift from the gods.
>Anywho, yeah, Applejack and Rainbow’s breakfast is a struggle every morning, but thank fucking Godzilla that Twilight’s meal is easier to prepare.
>Just a book on a plate.
>Yep.
>...
>Okay, okay...you make some cereal for the child, sheesh!
>You do, however, get her the newspaper.

>>29409001
>wanting to fuck your daughters
shameful anon, you need to find a proper wife and raise them to be good upstanding ladies

>>29409505
oh shid

>>29409534
You need to stop being gay

>>29409505
>>29408778
Where there are blokes, there is beans

>>29409552
>wanting a loving and helpful wife
>gay
come on now anon

>>29409505
>Rarity’s breakfast is healthy.
>Spinach, tomatoes, just a bit of egg…
>Ya know, healthy shit to keep that figure of hers she incessantly obsesses over every day.
>Hope it's not because of some boy.
>You don't want to kick another boy's ass again...
>Stupid fuck.
>No way you were gonna let that kid make your Fluttershy wear a busty Star Wars t-shirt...
>...
>ANYWAYS.
>Yeah, you’ve almost made all the girls’ breakfast.
>All you got left is Sunset Shimmer…
>And lo and behold, here she comes, alive and awake in the flesh.
>“Hi...” yawns Sunset, entering the kitchen.
>She stretches against the wall.
>Her tight purple pajamas hug her body all too well, showing the absolute best of her shape and her incredibly aesthetic form in the most pleasing of ways for a guy such as you to appreciate.
>Bacon hair’s breakkie is simple, like a normal girl’s.
>Egg, bacon, OJ…
>Easy.
>Once she finishes her little stretches, she walks over to you, standing over the skillet where you make her scrambled eggs.
>“Mornin’ mister Anon…”
>Your sphincter clenches as she drapes her arms around your waist, hugging you affectionately.
>Your morning wood would be singing had it fifteen minutes when you were still waking up...
>You smile, placing a free hand atop her arm.
“Morning, Sunshine. The others up yet?”
>“Hm? Oh. Nah, not yet...but they’re getting there.”
>She takes a whiff of the scrambled eggs.
>“They smell great.”
>You chuckle.
“They better. I’ve been up too damn long making eggs, toast, pancakes…”
>You yawn yourself.
>Man, you wanna go back to bed already, and you just got up like thirty minutes or so.
>“You want me to set the table?” offers Sunset.
>You really don’t want her to do that, but…
“Yeah could you? That’d be great.”
>“Sure thing Da...Anon.”
“Pardon?”
>“...Heh, I-I dunno. Still waking up.”
“Ah, okay.”
>One last hug, a little tighter this time, and she pours six glasses of OJ, and one of AJ.

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>>29409559
HOW DO YOU ALWAYS FIND ME

>>29409594
>sunset
Meh, way to kill my excitement

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>>29409606
I was always here

>>29409594
>8:00 a.m.
>Coffee is your blood.
>Sitting at the table, you listen to your girls as they eat away your hard work like it were the hopes of a Chinese businessman who’ll never make anything of himself.
“Dash, eat like a human,” you warn.
>“WHATSCH THAFT?” she asks, her mouth full, spewing shit into your face.
>You frown, unamused by her table manners.
>She gulps it all down, smiling nervously.
>“Eh heh. Sorry.”
“Use your napkin for Godzilla’s sake, child. Don’t talk with your mouth full.”
>“But Pinkie does all the time!”
“...Y-yeah, but you really think I could stop her?”
>The table looks to Pinkie Pie, who literally INHALES her breakfast.
>There’s a collective shudder as she merely giggles.
>The monster…
>Ho boy.
>You sip your coffee blissfully.
“Anything on the News Twilight?”
>“World’s still in disarray, people still killing each other, something about someone getting shot...”
“More of the same?”
>“More of the same,” she shrugs with a roll of her eyes.
>“Hey, Twi! Can ya rip me some of the comics out?” asks Pinkie.
>Her “sister” smiles.
>“Sure. Here you go.”
>“Hee hee...Charlie Brown, ya really gotta smile!” she says to herself, reading the funnies.
“...Fluttershy? Is there something wrong?”
>She shakes her head no, but her eyes say yes.
“Fluttershy…”
>“...U-um, I don’t like quinoa.”
“Well I don’t like it either.”
>“...”
>She sighs.
>“Nevermind…”
“That’s the spirit.”

>>29409619
...god dammit.

Wrote this a while back. Anon raising little Nightmare Moon, Chrysalis, and Sombra.

http://pastebin.com/2Eq83zMw
http://pastebin.com/HU7Hh2Gq
http://pastebin.com/NUqpg3PY
http://pastebin.com/dDbi00kJ

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>>29409067
why scitwi is disgusting?

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>>29409780
Disgustingly sexy, with an hourglass body made for breeding, and a brilliant mind that can't fight back its perverted thoughts

>>29409834
and have lots of smart daughters

>>29408171
after 3 failed relationships you have to wonder if maybe he is the probllem

i stand by that statment even if they all died

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>>29409834

>>29409505
>Vegan piece of shit.
kek

>>29408924
>"B-but, Anon, whenever you drink that stuff you fall asleep early and we never have time to work on the club house..."
this alone would be enough to get me to stop whatever dumb shit I somehow managed to get hooked on

>>29409678
this is easily the single cutest thing that I have ever seen and I require more

>>29408171
>tanline around RD's shirt
>spic
L O L
O
L

>>29409639
Moar

>>29408160

>6 girls going through puberty at the same time
>single dad

lol, fuck that

>>29408775
>>29408760
this art is fucking trash.

>>29411505
>lol
Why is this fucking everywhere now

again

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>>29409594
>Sunset
ya dun goofed

>>29411549
Not really. Reminds of the Looney Tunes shows from the 00's.

>>29411552
"lol" used to be common on 4chan.
No reason to let underages lay claim to it. It's a one-syllable exclamation that means you found something funny, it gets the job done. No different from "kek" and "lel".

>>29411552
simple: people used to post it everywhere. then it was hunted down so people stopped doing it, then people forgot about it and stopped caring, then some posted it and if anyone tried to fight it back, they were called wannabies while the others didn't show any support against posting it and some even were hostile to people pointing it out, then anti-lols went silent and finally we have lol all over the place

>>29409639
more?

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>>29408160
>Mane Six's father
It's Report Card Day.

Who's getting rewarded?
Who's getting grounded/spanked/worse?

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>>29411891
>Mane Six's father
>Mane Six
ftfu

>>29411891
I'm sure there have already been greens done about this topic before, but if someone's up for doing another one it would be appreciated.

>>29411891
>Rainbow Dash
Great goals to aspire to, but she lacks the effort of seeing the big picture. She needs to realize that if she wants to be successful, she has to get her grades up from D- to a C+. She definitely struggles with History (canon in FIM) but several teachers believe he may have potential learning disabilities, and she has a strong potential in reading comprehension that she fails to realize. She’s probably shit at math. Must get help from Fluttershy for Bio classes if she passes them, which, seeing as how she is team captain of everything, means her grades have to be at least good ENOUGH. She probably sucks at writing due to not ever wanting to try it. Her grades vary a lot, being anywhere from D through A, usually lower though.

>Fluttershy
Probably excels in Bio and Chemistry (the two overlap a bit), and if she's good at Chemistry and Bio, she's gotta be damn good at doing math. History is another story. She probably does average on it, and it probably tends to be her least subject. Literacy, English, or whatever is probably similar, but she's a good reader. Writing is only a necessity for her. She's probably got good grades of B’s and A’s, but not without a some C’s.

>Pinkie Pie
She makes a Q+ in her classes. No one gets it.

>Twilight
Nothin but an A+ for her. Needs to relax a bit more. Could benefit from joining some clubs, but her friends got her covered.

>Rarity
Geometry is probably not her strongest point, but she does very well in it due to her line of work. She also has a rather artistic streak in her. She probably finds science classes icky despite being informative, and proves to be good at formal writing, yet nothing superb. She probably gets B+ most of the time, but with some solid A's if she's lucky.

1/2

>>29412101
>Applejack
Probably sucks at Math, but Big Mac helps her out, making what should be a D into a high C+ or low B- for her. Reading Comprehension isn’t that impressive, but her writing is not the worst despite some grammar issues here and there. She does, however, like poems, and privately tries to write them herself. She probably does well with classes that prepare you for business-like mindsets, and likes hearing about history. Despite her strong common sense, her grades are a bit spread out and don’t reflect it. She’s probably C’s to B’s, and probably just one A if she really pushes herself.

>Sunset Shimmer
She’s smart, but struggles with things when they are not on her terms. This is seemingly being rectified though, but progress should be faster from someone as bright as her. A lot of the times, she lets her emotional anxiety dictate her actions, and as a result. She’s proven to have very solid footing in math, great reading comprehension (but has her limits), and while talented in science, is far from perfect. She works frequently with Twilight Sparkle, mildly guilty at her jealousy over her, and perhaps more. If she could clear her mind from all her inner demons, or the shadows they still cast within her, then with the motivation of her friends, she could accel as much as her
“totally-not-a-person-I-jerk-it-to” friend, Twilight. She probably fluctuates between B+’s, A’s, and A+’s.

2/2

>>29412101
>>29412109
Thoughts?

>>29412101
>>29412109
You seem to have put some thought into this.
What about the behavior portion of their report cards? Class participation?

>>29412126
>Thoughts?

>Dash
Probably does the bare minimum to maintain academic eligibility for sports. If Anon-Dad or the Principal gets on her case about improving her grades she'll plead that athletes should get bonus points because of their 'value to the school'.

>Flutter
She doesn't strike me as being too bright, but she tries hard (mostly out of terror of getting in trouble). As you said; good at Biology. Unexpectedly skilled at dissection because she seriously understands the need for a good understanding of anatomy.

>Ponk
Less sugar. More Ritalin.
Anon-Dad has to make it clear that he knows she has difficulty with sitting still and concentrating, but he expects her to try her best.

>Twilight
No issues here. Great grades and eager to please teachers. Failing gym class though.
Deserves a raise in allowance (which she'll just spend paying her overdue library fines).

>Rarity
Pretty good grades but sometimes mouths off to teachers. Anon-Dad's biggest concern might come from how easy it is for her to get boys to do her bidding (incl. homework).

>Apple
Sucks at math. Good at history but opinionated and sometimes gets into trouble for arguing with teachers.

>Sunset
Smart like Twi, but without that neurotic desire to please. Sometimes uses her smarts to weasel out of homework...papers...lab work.
Has an attitude of "Just give me a damn test, I'll show you I know the material".
Most likely to cut classes.

>>29412286
I should have added to Twilight; has test anxiety...occasionally bombs one badly because she psyches herself out.

>>29412319
doesn't sound like her at all. she seems like she would be a boss at these tests, with lots of confidence. unless she misses the bus, then she'll freak the fuck out

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>>29412345
She freaks out twice about tests in the show and at least once in the comics.

>Lesson Zero
Twilight Sparkle: What if she makes me come back to Canterlot and puts me back in school and makes me prove I've been taking them seriously by giving me a test?! What if I don't pass?!

>Crystal Empire Part 1
Spike: Twilight, calm down. It's just a test.

Twilight Sparkle: Just a test? Just a test!? Princess Celestia wants to give me some kind of exam, and you're trying to tell me to calm down because it's just a test?!

>>29412431
lesson zero's example is more analogue to her missing the bus. i don't recall crystal empire very well, though, haven't watched it in years

>>29408160

>>29412101
>>29412109
Good or bad grades, everyone gets dicked in the end

>>29408171
Yes, but,
>Super Nintendo
all is forgiven

>>29408160
Apparently these prompts now also involve completely changing their origin and parents. At what point is fan-fiction still fan-fiction and not auti

Oh wait

>>29408226
>Liking ayy lmao skin colors
>>>/x/

>>29409639
>9:00 a.m.
>Girls are getting ready.
>No, not for school.
>It’s the weekend, silly reader.
>Nah, they got a gig to perform at.
>Someplace upstate in a faggoty-ass town.
>Gonna battle a new up and coming band there as well, but it’s suppose to be a surprise.
>Trip’s gonna take like 5, maybe 7 hours max depending on the traffic.
>You sigh, looking at your bags on your bed.
>Almost packed.
>Almost done.
>The girls, however…
>They’re girls.
>They take FOREVER to even go to school.
>So, what do ya do?
>You wait…
>...
>...
>This is ni--
>Your bedroom door slams open.
>“Mister Anon! Fluttershy’s been in the shower for, like, an hour!” cries Rainbow Child.
>You sigh.
>A “father’s” work is never done.
“Well tell her to hurry up,” you drone.
>“We have.”
>UUUGGH….
“Okay, so what do ya want me to do?”
>She gives you the look that says “dude, c’mon”.
>“Go inside and get her out!”
>Your eyes bulge.
>Barge in on your adopted vegan shit daughter in the shower?
“Wat.”
>“Go in the bathroom and tell her to hurry the hell up!”
“Hey. Language.”
>“Oh, yeah. I mean, uh, go in the bathroom and tell her to hurry the /fuck/ up.”
“Much better.”
>“Thanks.”
>Oy…
“Dash, just tell her I said to finish up, okay?”
>She huffs.
>“I said that, too.”
>...
“...I’m not gonna do it.”
>“I’ll put laxatives in your coffee.”
>That look.
>She speaks with truth.
“...You suck.”
>And you head to the shower upstairs.

>>29414590
AY NIGGA YOU LIVE

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>>29414590
>>“I’ll put laxatives in your coffee.”
>letting your DAUGHTERS threaten and extort you
Beans...

>>29414660
This is a story about a single man with 7 adopted teenage daughters.


He's already lost.

>>29414680
That makes him a terrible father.

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>>29408160
>ywn teach your dyke daughter how to pick up women

>>29414694
No, it makes him a pitiful father.

So just your everyday dad.

>>29414590
>You knock on the bathroom door.
>The sound of gentle humming and content sighs echo against the tiles walls inside it, mixed with the calming sound of running water from the shower.
>There is no response.
>Another knock.
>...
>The humming continues.
>A third knock.
“Fluttershy. It’s Mister Anon. Hurry the butt nuggets up, your friends need the hot water.”
>NO.
>FUCKING.
>RESPONSE.
>Just humming.
>Stupid adopted vegan daughter.
>You sigh.
>You’re their “dad” now, so you have to do this since the other girls won’t…
“Ay. I’m gonna come in there, alright? You scream and shout rape, I’ll probably be arrested, so, uh, don’t do that please...Coming in now…”
>You open the door slowly, and are met with a face full of steam, and the scent of wet shampoo.
>Smells nice…
>But the sight.
>Oh dear, the sight.
>Fluttershy stands naked, her soaking hair obscuring part of her face more so than usual, her young supple body being dried off by her towel as she…
>Ho.
>Ho man.
>That’s…
>She looks pretty hot…
>U-uh! B-because of the shower!
>Th-that’s what you meant!
>A-anyways...Oh.
>Oh dear why is she putting her hand on her…
>You gasp.
>Then you cover your mouth as she whips her head to see you.
>“...”
“...”

>>29414738
Please stop believing what the media tells you.

>>29414755
I don't.

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>>29414777
Please stop projecting.

>>29414747
>“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!”
“OH SHI--”
>You slam the fucking door, only to hear silence on the other side of it.
>...Then sobs…
>...Shiiieeet.
“Uh...F-fluttershy? I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to walk in on you like that sweetie,” you say behind the door.
>She only sobs more.
>Fucking embarrassed, you is.
>Well.
>At least she didn’t scream “rape”.


>>29414787
Okay.
Are you implying that I'm insinuating that I am a sad blue-collared father?

>>29414860
>9:15
>“Hey, Mister Anon?”
“Yes, Twilight?”
>“Why is Fluttershy whimpering in her room?”
“Because we all make mistakes, my dear.”
>She doesn’t get it.
>You doesn’t give a shit.
“Look, what did you need me for?” you ask, standing in Twilight’s room.
>She looks nervous.
>“I...I’m really nervous about performing.”
>...
>Fucking teenagers.
“Twilight, don’t worry. Just pack, okay, hon? I really want to beat the traffic today, so let’s hurry.”
>“But what if I mess up?”
“You won’t.”
>“...But I--”
“TWI PACK YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER.”
>“...yessir.”

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>>29414863
Liking this.

I grant thee a bump.

>>29416059
But it's shit. I'm literally high on muscle relaxers as I write this. The prose is worst than ass cancer.

>>29416253
That's fine. The dialogue is entertaining and I find SOL scenarios fun. I sense from your point of view that you're not a youngfag like most of the greentext writefags here. Either that or you're good at writing from an older POV.

>>29416424
Thank you.

>>29409559 piece of cuck, take >>29409505 back to the sleepover thread before it dies
plz, with love. Maybe homo

>>29416761
The fuck would I go back there for? I finished my green, and they don't like me.

>>29416830
Cause fuck you, you junkie I said so.
and cause I love you

>>29416830
That's because you're a faggot

>>29416869
Yeah, so why go back?

>>29416864
>junkie
I don't even drink. I'm only on painkillers too powerful for me because my doctor said it'd help my RLS. Shit was waaay to powerful. Did some research adn aparently it's used for people with fucking epilepsy.

>>29416936
>apparently for people with epilepsy
Nice

>>29416936
write moar

>NES
>3 controllers
Are they retarded

>>29408775
If she was actually colored pink, I think that human Pinkie is a superior design to the EqG one.

It's the far left pic that really sells it

>>29408160
How can a father be lonely with six fucking kids?

>>29417533
Parents...especially single parents...get isolated as fuck. They devote so much time to their kids' needs that they never have any interaction with other adults. I've seen mothers begin to lose their ability to converse like a grown person because they stop practicing the skill.

Having kids fucks you up.
Having 6 or 7 would definitely fuck you up.

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>>29417533
You can't get intimate with your kids, that's how.

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>>29417651

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>>29417673
You're going to irreparably fuck up your family.

Don't do that.

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>>29417677

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>>29408160
First off why does always twilight have to be the shitskin?
Second, I have two nieces 10 and 13 and when they are not sleeping they need the constant supervision of 3 adults to make sure that they are not playing something that will get them killed or set the house on fire. We are talking about 6 teen girls of the same age here, under the supervision of a single man. IRL the outcome will be one the following:
-You go nuts
-You get broke hiring babysitters
-You neglect them and they'll get addicted to drugs and alcohol, they will commit shop lifting, they will vandalise stuff, maybe even your stuff too, they'll get raped, they'll get teen pregnant whether it was rape or not... the list never ends
-Some of them will get kidnapped and you'll be able to pay more attention to the rest at the cost of the ones that you lost.

DO.NOT.FUCKING.WANT.

>>29417713
i wanna lick apples cunt though, she cant sit like that man, unff

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>>29417651
>You cant get intimate with your kids

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>>29417651
>You can't get intimate with your kids

This man disagrees anon.

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>>29417907
Never forget.

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>>29408191
tfw just missing the daughterus part

>>29409534
>not fucking your daughters TO raise them into proper wives and good upstanding ladies

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>>29417967
>>29417907

Heil Fritzel, Emperor of Australia.

>>29408160
>Anon is only ten when he loses his parents.
>Is thrown through the system and gets a good family.
>Foster parents are rich as fuck and get seven more kids when Anon is eighteen.
>They die somehow.
>Leave their money to Anon.
>Randomly tons of family members show up for Anon.
>They all are "So sorry about what happened" blah blah blah.
>Want anon to give up the kids and keep the money.
>Anon tells them to fuck off and keeps the kids.
>Nearly cries when lil Rainbow starts calling him "Da da"

>>29417967
>>29418744
I srsly hope that's troll

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>>29419271

hello leldit, how new are you?

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>>29419271
It is. If you love someone, you wouldn't lock them in a basement for over a decade.

>>29420216
That's just how some people show affection you intolerant dick.
What's safer than a basement for someone you care about, huh?

Really, grow up and think before you spout such hurtful messages.

>>29408900
>>29408923
Imagine if they tried something like this in a cartoon nowadays. I'm surprised this got through back then desu.

>>29420643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti6oxRozT5c

>>29420667
Kek. Still not as bad as Spongebob and Patrick going full Animal House though.

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>>29420716
And then there's episodes like this...

>>29416936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvhqUwokTUs

>>29408160
I can't even take care of myself and you want me to take care of 6 girls????

>>29417677
Stop believing what the media tells you.

>>29414863
>9:20
>You don’t want to do this.
>Really, you don’t.
>But…
>You knock on Pinkie’s door, quivering.
“P-Pinkie? Ya getting ready?”
>She chortles.
>The fuck she chortling at?
“Hey, Pinkie? Can I come in?”
>More giggles and shit.
>You would walk in, ask what the shit’s going on, but, uh, you already did that this morning and you still have an erection from it.
>“Come in~!”
>Oh thank Godzilla.
>With permission, you enter her pink bedroom and…
“OH MY GODZILLA.”
>“What?”
>You stare at your adopted Pink Pycho-daughter, jaw dropped to the floor.
>She sits in the middle of her bedroom with stuffed animals in a circle, her clothes all over the room and her luggage unprepared.
>Even worse.
>She’s only wearing her underwear.
“...”
>“Hey, Mister Anon? Why’re you looking at me like that?”
“I need help.”
>“Oh! Is that why you need me?”
“...I need a different kind of help.”
>You slowly close the door.
>Why.

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>>29412101
>>Pinkie Pie
>She makes a Q+ in her classes. No one gets it.
Discord changes her grades because she knows the truth about him

>>29417370
It's a SNES with a multi-tap, retard

>>29421144
>Sees sexy teen Ponk in her underwear and still has ability to walk away
Stronger man than I.
I would have ravaged her supple little bubble butt, repeatedly, loudly, and with the door open so her 'sisters' could watch.

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>>29421144
He returns!

>>29421144
Hol' up. Was she being gangbanged by her animals?
Or I'm just fucked up?

>>29422420
I wanted it to be open to interpretation.

>>29422420
I thought she was performing some kind of ritual sacrifice

>>29422420
>>29423234
Guys, it's Pinkie. She probably was initiating a new stuffed animal.

>>29423575
In her u-undies?

>>29423575
They were plotting to kill the purple girl

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>>29420643
https://youtu.be/pNCG9fHGXB0

>>29421144
I've gone too far.

>9:25
>Twilight yanked you into her room.
>It’s the basement, but it works wonders for her.
>You know, except when she does her own experiments down their.
>You still haven’t been able to remove the radioactivity from one tiny corner of the room.
>Thank Godzilla it’s harmless.
>She brings you to her futon, motioning you to seat yourself.
>However, the look on her face says it all...
“You want me to do something, don’t you?”
>“Mhm.”
“And it’s going to be hard far me to do it, but you really want me to.”
>She nods, her eyes large.
“But, if I say no, you’ll act like it doesn’t crush your soul when really it does.”
>“Yuh huh.”
“And then I’ll feel awful because you’re new to this whole schtick of having friends, and to make matters worse, your brother is too busy fucking your old babysitter to properly raise you himself.”
>She gives you the puppy-dog eyes.
>“Please?”
>No.
>NO, NOT THE LIP QUIVER.
>She quivers her lip.
“Dah, fuck it.”
>You sigh.
“...Whattdya want me to do?”
>“Can we pleeeease bring Spike along?” she asks sweetly, holding the canine in her arms.
>“Hey Anon,” says Spike.
>You look at him, then at Twilight.
>You sigh.
“Look, I...It’s not that I don’t wanna bring you two together, okay? It’s just that, well, if I did, the /other/ talking dog in the family would get pissy.”
>“Rut ralking dog!?” you hear from behind you, the voice of a not-so great dane making you startle.
>Oh no.
>He heard you.
>You, Twilight, and Spike look at the OTHER family pet…
>You smile nervously at him.
“Oh! Hey, Scoob. Uh, so, y-you doin’ good, boy?”
>He glares at you three.
>Nigga ain’t pleased.
>“...Ranon, rut’s rowing ron here?”
“What? N-nothing, old buddy, old pal, old friend, old chum of mine! Y-You know that!”
>Scooby shifts his glare to Spike, who in turn hides in your adopted daughters cleavage.
>“Rasshole.”

>>29425149
what are you doing

>>29408160
>its another "yuo will never X" thread
>>>/trash/

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>>29425149
Sneaking radioactive materials into her bedroom?

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>>29425163
Keep whining.

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>>29425149
>>"Rasshole."
This is not what I expected. Go even further.

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>>29425149

>>29425149
Beans, where the hell are you going with this?

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>>29408991
There isn't an image strong enough to show my reaction. My sides are transcending space and time. In another universe my sides were spotted and classified as a u.f.o

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>>29417651
Not with that attitude

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>>29425149

>>29408160
>>>/a/

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>>29412109
>she could accel as much as her
>“totally-not-a-person-I-jerk-it-to” friend, Twilight.


Kek. It's so true.

>>29425149
FUG :D

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>>29427102
It goes deeper. Literally first moment after they met in Rainbow Rocks, Sunset is desperate to get her Rainbow Rocks off.

Sunset lusts for the Twi.

>>29427409
Can't wait for more!

>>29408725
We let Josh Haber happen.

Okay, memes aside, the show's just done its own thing ovet the year and we've just had varying opinions on what has changed for the better or worse.

My Little Pony Gen 4 is like a blank page that anyone can own, but multimedia conglomorates have drawn their own story on, and though it may vary from what we wanted it to be, we're fine with it all the same and we respect the creative differences.

It's just that one book is canon and thousands are gonna be forgotten in less than a decade.

>>29428396
Bap

9? For shame!

Posting later tonight. Had a busy day. Sorry.

>>29419281
not new at all, I just never understood people's fascination to call an austrian man an australian

>>29432062
It was just a meme at the time.
An hilarious number of people took the bait and got mad as fuck...thus ensuring it went on even longer.

>>29431903
Bump till then!

>>29419271
Why would that be a joke?

>>29433305
Because people are too dumb to know the difference between Austria & Australia.

Then people take the bait when you make a meme out of it.

>>29425149
>9:30
>Guess you’re bringing Spike.
>You must meditate.
>You sit alone in the lotus position and focus on your mantra.
“Ooga...chaka…Ooga...chaka...”
>You need to find your center.
>You can’t stop this feeling deep inside of you.
>You girls just don’t realize what they do to you.
>But when you hold them, in your arms so tight...you let them know everything’s alright…
>...
>Yeah, this still isn’t getting the picture of FlutterDaughter and Undie Pie out of your brain.
>You are, however, hooked on a feeling.
>Not a good one though.
>...
>You sigh, blowing out your candles, and stand up tall in nothing but your sacred Godzilla undies.
>It seemed your daily Godzillatation would have to wait.
>You clean up the circles of origami cranes and action figures, and remove the ceremonial sombrero.
>A loud knock on your door.
>“Mister Anon, are you in my room again?” asks Sunshet Simmer. “If you brought those toys in again…”
“PRAISE SKREEONK.”
>She groans, walking into the room.
>She pays no heed to your near-naked body despite the heavy blush.
>“Ew! Gross gross gross!”
>“Rid romebody say r-rhosts!?” stammers Scooby, panic in his eyes.
>Oh no.
“No, not ghost, but gross!”
>“RHOOOOOST!”
>Scooby freaks the fuck out.
>Sunset just gives a displeased look at you.
>“...Are we leaving soon?”
“Yee.”

>>29433941
fuck, now I want to watch a Godzilla movie

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>>29433959
pic related

>>29433941
Funny stuff, Beans.
Anon-Dad is a genre that doesn't get enough play on this board.

>>29433941
good shit as always

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>>29433985
>not using Hanna Barbara Godzilla
Whoever made that picture needs to eat atomic breath.

>>29411891
They all get rewarded

With spanks

>>29417677
>You're going to irreparably fuck your family.

Fix'd

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>>29434065
Isn't that more of a reward for you?
Either way, who could resist those uniforms? They beg to be flipped up for a spanking.

Here's an old Anon-Dad story with lots of spanking and girl masturbation.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MYSa-I9dgXGGjC0LcKpTllffrXJYlsABQnFDx1c3pRI/edit

>>29433941
is...is that it? Are there anymore posts?

>>29434374
Of course there's more. They haven't even gotten to the car yet.

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>>29435512
I didn't even consider the fucking car

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>>29435512
>>29435902
Anon-Dad needs his own fucking bus to haul 7 daughters and all their shit.

Emergency bump

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>>29434068
lmao

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>>29435936
He doesn't use a bus, he uses a van.

>>29437167
No. Staaph.

>>29437167
Let's plot a course, scoob

Intercourse

>>29433941
>9:35
“Alright Applejack, you sure you’re ready?”
>“Eeyup.”
“...You sure?”
>She pauses the TV, bringing her duffle bag up onto the couch, placing her backpack beside it.
>“Ya know it.”
“Oh. Good. Wow. I mean, seeing as how hectic things have been this morning, it’s just like, you know, nice that someone’s getting their stuff done…”
>You smile.
“Thank you.”
>“Oh, it ain’t no problem. Just doin’ my part.”
>She unzips her backpack.
>There’s nothing but apples in it.
>She takes a bite from one with a proud smile.
>Part of you breaks inside.
“Godzilla-fucking dammit.”
>“What?”
“Applejack, you didn’t only pack apples, did you?”
>“...No.”
>You unzip her duffle bag.
>More apples.
“Applejack.”
>Breathe in...
“What the fuck.”
>“What? Ya can’t go wrong with apples! There ain’t nothin’ an apple can’t be good for!”
“Your Granny Smith died from eating too many apples for too long. Hell, hey said the fact that she even lived that long is a medical wonder. That’s why she’s hung up at the Smithsonian.”
>“But apples can--”
“Apples are food. You eat them. That is practically what they’ve evolved for. You, however, will not. Do not let an apple out-evolve you, child.”
>She frowns.
>“Fine.”
“Atta girl.”

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>>29437490
hes back

>>29437490
Best green! If this thread dies where do we go.

We'll force my leech, Spider-Bloke, to make a pointless general out of it.

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>>29438151
>198 replies
>We'll need a general gaiz
You can finish it in this thread m8. If the thread dies post it in AiE or /fb/. Hell even /sup/.
Just try to evade a pointless general and that cringelord.

>>29438245
I'm just throwing shade at Bloke.

>>29437490
>9:45
>You stand in the foyer, a broken man.
>You wanna beat the traffic.
>But if your daughters don’t hurry the fuck up, you’ll beat them
>Okay, you won’t, but still…
“You girls almost ready? I wanna leave by 10:15, so let’s get moving girls! Move! Move! Move!”
>Then, from the top of the stairs, Pinkie peeks her head out with a frivolous smile.
>She flings her panties at you making lazer sounds.
>As panty after panty hits you in the face, you stand still, unmoving, unblinking.
>You head hangs low as you wonder where it all went wrong.
>You think it started with the prequels.
“Pinkie, stops flailing your undies at me.”
>She snorts out a laugh.
>“Ha! These aren’t my undies, Anon! They’re from Rarity’s dirty laundry!”
>Your face turns solemn.
“Wat.”
>“Yep!
>You pick one up.
>There’s blood.
“...BBBBBBBBLLLLEEEUGH!”
>Scooby comes running up.
>“Roohh! Rommit! Ry ravorite!”
“No, Scooby, don’t eat my vomit!”
>“Rorry.”
>He ate the panties instead.

>>29438404
Scoob you crazy dog...

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>>29438404
Holy shit.
After that I think I'd consider beating at least one of them.
Guess which one.

>>29438404
It's funny, you know. Beans usually writes well, taking his time to craft a story, symbolism, and so on and so forth to a point that it almost comes to his detriment. I mean, he made a lewd sleepover greentext about a pizza-delivery Anon into a symbolic tale about giving in to original sin for Christ's sake.

Seeing this side of Beans, however, is just weird. I never saw him as one to simply shit out some weird story so spontaneously.

I mean, seriously, Beans. You just made Scooby Doo eat Rarity's blood-soaked panties.

>>29438530
Scoobie

>>29438565
>I mean, seriously, Beans. You just made Scooby Doo eat Rarity's blood-soaked panties.
This instills me with confidence.

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>>29438530
In whatever form she takes, her rear was designed for spanking.

>>29439619
How will Anon-Dad know when to stop spanking?
Her butt is already pink.

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>>29438725
Madman.

>>29438245
Your mom is a cringe lord

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>>29440022
ALLL THOSEE DUBSSS

>>29435249

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>>29439742
Easy. Obviously he stops spanking when he cums.

>>29441757
I don't think I could cum after being hit in the face by bloody period panties...then watching my dog eat them.

Good thing I'm not Anon-Dad.