Scootaloo thread~!! Post best filly here!

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>>29404609

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>ywn adopt Cutealoo

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>>29404670
why must u say this, Anon

do you mean the year of the chicken

>>29404609
Wait, do I post scootaloo or best filly? There's a stark difference between the two

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anyone know any adorable feelsy or maybe even a little lewd scootaloo adoption or rescuing fics?

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I want to force Scootaloo to be ridiculously girly.
Any time she does anything messy or tomboyish I'll put her over my knee and spank her...in private or in public, it doesn't matter.

Soon she'll be conditioned to be a prissy pony princess. Then I'll make fun of her, just to be a dick.

>>29404609

i want to rape scootaloo in ways that would be illegal even in mexico

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>no little cutealoo to take care of.

>>29409735
You can't rape the willing Anon, and Scootaloo is alllllways willing.
That's just how I roll baby. HOO!
So, you gonna make filly's day or just sit there lookin' cute?

>>29404609
>best filly here
Agreed. Scootabuse is way more entertaining than fluffies.

>>29409719
Holy shit green when

>>29404609
>Scootaloo thread~!!
>Post best filly here!
well which is it

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>>29410612
Lewd. Too lewd.

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>>29410616
Hopefully never. Catching her doing something girly is adorable. Forcing her to is not.

>>29409719
Penis engaged

Firing penis

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Scootaloo is best frou-frou frilly filly.

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>>29404609

>>29406475
>Scootical edward
very yes

>>29409719
but those 'feminine' things are masculine. scoots is the most feminine pony of all.

how would you ask Scoots out on a date?

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>>29415637
Ask her Mom and your Mom if she can come over for a sleepover. She's like...eleven.

Then play doctor under the covers.

>>29416028
11 is a bit old for either of those to work, but it sounds good to me!

>>29416028
>>29416091
>Hey, Scoots.
>You know, I think you're the coolest girl in the school by far. You're so... mature, y'know? And yet you still hang out with guys like me.
>I just wish we could get a little more time alone, away from the prying eyes of the kids, to share the kind of stuff only you and I really get, y'know?
>Well that's just it, your parents DON'T think of you as very grown-up, but I think we can take advantage of that. If you play up the innocent little kid angle, they might let me sleep over. It helps if we call it a sleepover, y'know? mention things like candy and board games to 'em.
>What'll we actually do? You know, go over changes to our bodies, keep up to date..

>>29404609

i would rape scootaloo and violate her body in ways that would be illegal even in countries like ecuador and south africa

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Best Filly

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>>29417375
Don't rape my daughteru. She's for cuddles and hugs only.
And if (and only if) is she's old enough according to Equestrian laws, she can have consensual sex with whoever she wants, I won't take it away from her.
But rape her and I'll torture you so badly that you'll beg me to kill you.

Scoots a cute.

>>29417437
fuck the law, she's ready for consensual sex as soon as that little apricot between her legs gets swollen and wet. otherwise you're torturing her making her wait.

>>29417468
Cakes smell good when you're baking them, but it's better to wait until they're done. You don't want to eat a half-baked cake, right? Sometimes waiting is for the best.

>>29417495
it's not really done until it's finished cooling, the protein hasnt quite set.
but once you have waited, it iiiis done. some people want to wait for them to get stale, i'm not into that.

the most important thing though is making sure it's your cake. Some people have trouble with that, they take ages, finish the whole thing, only to find out it wasn't their cake. You've gotta know, yknow? and the cake's gotta know it's for you too. If you ever change your mind later, you ate someone else's damn cake and violated the hell out of it. but if it was yours, it doesn't matter how quickly you ate it.

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>>29417495
>implying

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>>29417524
Oh, but I wasn't trying to convince you, I'd say that to convince her. Then I'd bake a cake for her as positive reinforcement. Sorry, Anon, she can't have consensual sex if she doesn't want to.

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>>29404609
Best filly you say?

>>29417599
yeah but I think she wants to, man. I think Scoots wants to be filled up

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This thread is filled with liars. We all know who the best filly ever is. No need to lie.

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>>29417621
I don't care about your thoughts, I care about here. You better be careful mate.

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>>29418000
Checked!

>>29404609
Insert scootajuice copy pasta here

incase you didn't notice, she's my fav

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>>29418152
Lazy ass.

>>29418163
Mah nigga

>>29417437

I would rape Scootaloo.
I would completely trash her vagina.
I would burst her hymen with the force of a roman candle firecracker.
I would go so deep into her that my cock could tickle her liver.
I would wreck her ten ways from Saturday and then move on to Sunday.
I would completely send her into oblivion and make it so that she never walks right for the rest of her natural life.
I would fuck her so hard, so many times that she would never go to the bathroom again without feeling a burning sensation.
I would fill every hole on her body with my creamy goo

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>>29418546
Just try it.

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>>29418546
In the Equestrian justice system, filly based offenses are considered especially boner inspiring.
In Manehattan, the dedicated detectives who investigate these clop sessions are known as the Special Victims Unit.

These are their stories.

>>29418720
I'd watch it
and probably appear on it

>>29418720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP3MuUTmXNk

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>>29418720
>>29418995

this was based on this godawful anti-gamergate episode. unless you are a diehard SJW listenening and believing Radfem bullshittery you would not enjoy it, unless for memes.

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It's Scootaloo.

>>29418152
i would drink her juice...

I'm writing a bit of Scootaloo green in another thread if you guys are interested (it is humanized so sorry to any >no hooves here, I still hope you enjoy it)

>Why does life have to suck so hard?
>First you get fired from your job for not turning up on time enough
>You'd be more inclined to if your boss wasn't such a insufferable mongrel and the job itself was halfway decent
>Then it turns out your stupid ass didn't bother checking the expiry dates on your food these past few days and all that was left was cultivated mold
>Then to top it all off the weather decides to rain on your parade
>Quite literally
>As you trudge through the soaking wet streets of your could-be-worse-but-none-the-less-still-shit neighborhood you hug your coat closer to yourself to stave off the harsh weather whilst also trying to protect your newly obtained groceries
>This time you made sure that it would be able to last you
>Luckily you've got enough to pay rent and buy food for the next two months
>"Spare some change sir?"
>The new voice snaps you out of your mental calculation of how many shekels you'll have by the end of the week
>Looking down you spot a small girl, couldn't barely be in her teen years, maybe 15 at best
>What stuck out most about her was that she had brilliant purple hair
>She was wearing torn blue jeans and a grey hoodie that hung off her so much that it looked more like it was wearing her
>She was looking up at you with a pleading look that soon turned to worry as she pulled into herself the longer you stared
>Which you must have been for a long time by now
>Shit, say something you retard
"What are you doing out here kid?"
>"I'm trying to get to Narnia"
>Silly child, there are no wardrobes outside
>You can't help but chuckle at the kid's sarcasm

>>29419812
>You sort of deserved that for asking something that stupid really
>Looking over the kid once more you can't help but feel your heart sink into the bottom of your stomach
>No, don't give in, what would the Grinch do in this situation
>Wait didn't he become good in the end?
>Fuck
>Heaving a sigh your eyes meet the kid's gaze once more and she seems to be even more worried than before
"You wanna get something to eat kid?"
>"Huh?"
>Whilst she visibly relaxes at the mention of food the kid now looks at you with heavy suspicion
>"What's the catch?"
>Putting your hands up you shrug your shoulders
"No catch, you just look hungry is all"
>Looking you up and down a few times and with great reluctance the kid pushes herself to her feet, standing just below your chest and twiddling her thumbs
>"So... where to?"
"I'm a bit strapped for cash right now so we'll just have to hit up a fast food joint"
>Looking down she seems to be reconsidering your offer
>Moving her hands to hug herself closer she looks up at you one more time before giving a firm nod
>"O- ok, can we just get out of the rain?"
>Gesturing down the street you both walk side by side to your local diabeetus dealer
"So what's your name?"
>"Scootaloo"
"I'm Anon"
>Holding out your hand, Scootaloo flinches away
>Holding up your hand she soon realizes what you were trying to do and tentatively holds out her own hand in return
>Giving it a firm shake you can't help but notice the callouses on it, not to mention how firm the handshake actually is
>Despite her thin arms there's clearly some potential for muscle
>As you walk along you notice how Scootaloo's shivering only increases with each step
>Internally groaning to yourself you give in to your soft side and relinquish your coat
>Getting thoroughly drenched from head to toe you hold out the coat to her
>Startled by your offer she glances between you and it multiple times
>Shaking it in her face a few times seems to snap her out of her daze

>>29419821
>You sort of deserved that for asking something that stupid really
>Looking over the kid once more you can't help but feel your heart sink into the bottom of your stomach
>No, don't give in, what would the Grinch do in this situation
>Wait didn't he become good in the end?
>Fuck
>Heaving a sigh your eyes meet the kid's gaze once more and she seems to be even more worried than before
"You wanna get something to eat kid?"
>"Huh?"
>Whilst she visibly relaxes at the mention of food the kid now looks at you with heavy suspicion
>"What's the catch?"
>Putting your hands up you shrug your shoulders
"No catch, you just look hungry is all"
>Looking you up and down a few times and with great reluctance the kid pushes herself to her feet, standing just below your chest and twiddling her thumbs
>"So... where to?"
"I'm a bit strapped for cash right now so we'll just have to hit up a fast food joint"
>Looking down she seems to be reconsidering your offer
>Moving her hands to hug herself closer she looks up at you one more time before giving a firm nod
>"O- ok, can we just get out of the rain?"
>Gesturing down the street you both walk side by side to your local diabeetus dealer
"So what's your name?"
>"Scootaloo"
"I'm Anon"
>Holding out your hand, Scootaloo flinches away
>Holding up your hand she soon realizes what you were trying to do and tentatively holds out her own hand in return
>Giving it a firm shake you can't help but notice the callouses on it, not to mention how firm the handshake actually is
>Despite her thin arms there's clearly some potential for muscle
>As you walk along you notice how Scootaloo's shivering only increases with each step
>Internally groaning to yourself you give in to your soft side and relinquish your coat
>Getting thoroughly drenched from head to toe you hold out the coat to her
>Startled by your offer she glances between you and it multiple times
>Shaking it in her face a few times seems to snap her out of her daze

>>29419827
>Shaking her head she quickly shrinks back into herself
>"No no, I'll be fine I'm already asking too much"
>Remembering the state she was in when you found her you glance up at the waitress and, seemingly reading your mind gives you a knowing smile and nod
>After having your order tallied up you have to stop yourself from having a heart attack at the numbers
>Stumbling over to a table you bang your head against it as you grieve for your wallet
>Now you're left with a month's worth of cash at best
>Your attempt to kill yourself by hitting your head on the table are proved fruitless however when a small hand stops you
>Looking up you see Scootaloo giving you a small smile
>Sighing you lay back in your seat and try to push your financial problems to the back of your mind
>For a while you and Scootaloo sit in silence idly looking around
>Your attention is brought to focus on the blue haired waitress bringing over your food
>Glancing at Scootaloo, you notice her expression go from excited to confused, then excited again
>Placing it in front of the two of you she gives you both a nod and flashes you a small smile after glancing between the food and Scootaloo
>Looking at Scootaloo you can't help but smile at the expression on her face
>Her eyes are nearly popping out of her head at the apparent feast of fast food before her
>Looking up at you with disbelief she stutters multiple times trying to find her voice
>"You super-sized it?"
>Giving her a nod you grin from ear to ear at her growing excitement
>Seeing her still not touch her food you gesture for her to go ahead
>Finally seeing her eat something you let out a breath you didn't know you were holding
>As she bites into her food she lets out a noise that has the other patrons shooting you dirty looks again
>Shrugging them off you dig into your own food as well

>>29419834
>Initially starting out slowly, Scootaloo slowly picks up the pace of her eating before she's wolfing down her food
>Seeing this unsettles you slightly
>Seeing her spew some of the food due to her speed doesn't bother you at all you're more disappointed she's wasting it
>The state she was in, the flinching, and now this
>It brings your mind to wonder what caused all this
>Your mind brings you to dark places, places you'd rather not go right now
>You'll cross that bridge when you get to it
>As you eat your food you glance up at Scootaloo to make sure she's not choking, and that she's remembering to chew, and breathe
>Each time you look up at her you swear her smile gets wider and her eyes shine a little
>Finishing off the rest of your food you and Scootaloo head to the exit
>As you reach the door you're barred by Scootaloo going stiff at the door
>You can see her trembling slightly as her breathing gets shallower
>Placing a hand on her shoulder she flinches again
>Looking up at you she calms down slightly
>Looking down she slips off your coat and hands it towards you
>Reaching out for it you pull your hand back slightly
>Jeez what is wrong with you today? Why is today the day your heart decided to betray you
>[Internal Groaning Intensifies]
>Pushing the coat into her chest, Scootaloo looks up at you in bewilderment
>Giving her a small nod she glances between you and it a few times before slipping it back on
>"Th- thank you... for everything"
"No problem Scootaloo"
>Going to ruffle her hair you choose to pocket your hand instead before heading back home, groceries in hand
>Stopping after a few steps you turn to face Scootaloo
>Looking up at you she tilts her head to the side slightly

>>29419839
"Look kid, I don't know how long you've been out here and it ain't my business either. But you're looking pretty worse for wear, you wanna maybe get cleaned up back at my place?"
>As you process your own words you grimace at your choice of words
>Holding out your hands you press your thumb and index finger to your nose
"What I meant was, would you like to at least get warmed up a bit?"
>Glancing up at you she hugs herself closer, biting her lips as she mutters out something
"Say again?"
>Leaning towards her you try to catch what she says this time
>"No funny business?"
>It's your turn to go wide eyed this time
>Holding up your hands you back away slightly
"No no no no no. Hell no"
>Still looking hesitant Scootaloo takes a few step forward before looking up at you
>"O- ok"
>Relaxing a little bit you start to head back to your apartment
>Feeling the rain pick up even more somehow you decide to pick up the pace so you can get out of the cold
>Finally reaching your apartment building you wrench open the door to the main lobby and you and Scootaloo bolt inside
>Breathing heavily from the impromptu exercise you try to shake as much water off of you as you can
>Your attempts are halted as you hear the receptionist clear her throat
>Shit, you really didn't want to deal with this
>Looking up you are met with the gaze of a pair of piercing blue eyes of Ms. Harshwhinny
>She's looking the two of you up and down with raised eyebrows and a hand on the phone
>Alright, time to go sprinting through a mine field and hope for the best
"Hi Ms. Harshwhinny"
>"Mr. Anonymous"
>Her tone is cold and firm as always
>Glancing to Scootaloo she's like a deer in the headlights
>Glancing back at Harshwhinny her eyebrows are raised and she has a curious look on her face
"I can explain"
>"Oh I bet you can"
>Her face seems to change to one of... amusement?
>Walking up to the desk you lean over to keep your voice low

>>29419846
"Look Harshwhinny, I know this looks weird at best but you gotta help me out here, I found this kid out on the streets. Just... give me a few days to get in contact with her folks or something, please"
>Hearing this she takes her hand off of the phone looking up at you with curiosity again
>Putting her hands together she twiddles her thumbs as she ponders your words
>Heaving a sigh she leans against her desk as she scans Scootaloo up and down
>You can't blame her for shrinking back at the stare, this woman can be scary when she really wants to
>Heaving a sigh Harshwhinny looks up at you before giving you a small nod
>"I'll give you a week"
>Letting out a sigh of relief you give her a nod
"Thank you Ms. Harshwhinny, thank you, thank you"
>Mostly you're just thankful that she isn't gonna call the police on you
>Turning back to Scootaloo she gives Harshwhinny about a thousand thanks before you're finally able to move her in the direction of your apartment
>Finally reaching your door you allow Scootaloo to go before you
>Entering your apartment you turn on the heat to help warm up your drenched self
>Walking into the kitchen to put away the groceries you call back to Scootaloo
"Alright, so this is my apartment, the shower's down the hall and to the left, feel free to use whatever"
>Having finished refilling your kitchen with delicious food you walk into the living room only to see Scootaloo standing in the center of it looking around anxiously and toying with the hem of your coat
>Looking at her you give her a questioning look motioning towards the direction of the bathroom
>Looking around as if to make sure you mean her she slowly walks towards the bathroom, glancing back at you a few times as she does
>Hearing the click of the door lock you crash into your couch
>As water begins to rush in the background you think back to what you've seen of Scootaloo today
>Right now, the only thing you know is that you might need more than a week to deal with this

>>29419850
>Hearing the door to your bathroom shut jolts you from your nap
>You didn't realize you were that tired
>Rubbing your eyes you groggily pull yourself up to look over your couch at a dripping and slightly shaking Scootaloo
>Without all of the built up grime and mud you can see she has slightly tanned skin that seems to stretch across her sinewy body
>How long had it been since that kid ate before you took her to Hayburger?
>"I um I'm done"
>With Scootaloo's voice pulling you back to reality you snap your eyes up to meet her gaze
>Giving a firm nod you look to your feet and cough into your hand, feeling rather awkward considering how it must have seemed on her end
"R- right, uuuuuumm your clothes are uh in the wash, so you'll get those back by tomorrow. But you can borrow some of my old stuff"
>"Ummm thanks?"
>You try to meet her cautious tone with the most genuine smile you can muster
>Scurrying into your room and opening up your wardrobe you pull a box of some of your old clothes down
>Taking it back into the living room you place it in front of Scootaloo causing some of the dust to jump off of the box
"Here you go kid, just take whatever suits your fancy"
>Heading to the bathroom you prepare your shower
>Feeling the steaming hot water crash against your neck soothes your muscles and ends the shivers previously left behind my the storm
>Speaking of which despite the noise of the shower you can still hear it
>The rain hammering against the windows and the tiled roof, the wind howling as it forces nearby trees to bend
>Finally finishing off you wrap a towel around your waste and head off to your bedroom to get some fresh clothes
>As you pass the living room you slow down at the sight before you
>Scootaloo has pulled her legs up to her chest and has wrapped her body up in your sleeping robe, huddling into the sofa
>You can't help but feel a small smile tug at your lips at the cuteness overload

>>29419856
>Grabbing the remote from the coffee table you turn on the TV and chuck it over to Scootaloo
"Here, flick through the channels and watch whatever"
>Looking at you with wide eyes she looks down at the remote before reaching a hand out of her little cocoon and begins to flick through the multitude of channels
>Head to your bedroom to change, you stop at your doorway you look back at Scootaloo
"Hey kid?"
>Pulling her eyes off the screen she turns to you
>"Yeah?"
>Raising an eyebrow at you she turns her head back and forth between you and the TV
"You still hungry?"
>Hearing a small growl gives you all the information you need
>Chuckling slightly Scootaloo gives you a few small nods before turning back to flicking through your TV
>Finally drying yourself down and changing you head into the kitchen you prepare some french toast and hash-browns
>Snack dinner in hand you head over to the sofa and sit the other side of Scootaloo
>Sliding her, her food she gratefully accepts it, taking in the smell before chowing down
>You're glad to see her pace has slowed down since you last ate but the speed still gives you slight pause
>Shaking your head you dig into your own meal before checking what Scootaloo had decided to put on
>Top Gear USA
>Not in this house
>Grabbing the remote you flick a few channels over before you hit gold
>Hearing the pikey tones of the diminutive one of the three musketeers you relax into your seat
>"Hey I was watching that!"
"Trust me kid you'll like these guys"
>Glancing over at Scootaloo you see her shoot you a small glare and pout slightly
>Sitting back with a hmph she attempts to hold the glare as she watches the three stooges (car edition)
>Though as the episode goes on the frown falters and a smile grows on her lips, a few chuckles escaping now and then

>>29419862
>As the classic rift plays you look over to Scootaloo, trying to hold off on the smug
>You fail but at least you can say you tried
>Catching your smug grin she rolls her eyes before murmuring something
"I'm sorry say again?"
>Placing a hand to you ear you lean towards her, smile ever growing
>"I said... I guess they were pretty good"
>Wriggling your eyebrows up and down at her earns you a groan as she pushes your face away
>Chuckling to yourself you relax back in your seat stretching out and popping some of your muscles before Mrs. Harshwhinny's words repeat in your mind
>>"I'll give you a week"
>Damn you weren't even sure how old this kid was, let alone anything about her family
>Well guess it's time to cross that bridge
"Hey kid?"
>"You can just call me Scootaloo you know"
"Right, Scootaloo"
>Intertwining your fingers you sit forward and rest your elbows on your knees as you look at her
"What's the situation with you... you know being out on the streets?"
>As the question escapes your lips Scootaloo's expression turns sour, and despite being buried beneath your sleeping robe you can tell she's crossed her arms
>"I don't wanna talk about it"
"Come on k- Scootaloo you've gotta go back to your family sometime"
>"I don't have to do shit"
>Ok, touchy subject
>You're halfway tempted to tell her to mind her language but then again you're just some dude who picked her off the street, not her father
>Feeling your tired mind protest the fact you're still awake you hold up your hands and lay back in your seat, deciding to drop the subject
>For now
>You feel some some relief as you hear the smooth baritone voice once again rambling some nonsense over seemingly out of context clips from the coming episode
>As the show goes on you feel uncomfortable from the growing silence
>At least before there were a few chuckles here and there
>Glancing over at Scootaloo you see her resting her head against the arm rest, making it impossible to make out her mood

>>29419868
>You both jolt upright however hearing the crash of thunder and lightning from outside
>Glancing outside you're surprised to see the storm still raging
>Instinctively glancing at Scootaloo you see her shaking slightly as she presses herself into the sofa
>Each crack of thunder startles her and she shakes even more violently
>For a split second you swear you could see her glance towards you
>Shaking your head you rub your temples as you sit back into the sofa deciding that if you don't get sleep here you probably won't at all
>The first few roars of thunder keep you awake but as they calm into a consistent rumble you feel yourself ever so slowly doze off
>After some time you feel a small weight press against you
>It only rests on you gently and constantly pulls back only to slowly lie against you again
>You hear a deep breath before it presses into you fully
>Giving a small groan you lean back to let it sink into you further
>At least the added warmth helps to lull you to sleep
>You've still got a week left
>No point having it go by with you both in a sour mood

>>29419872
That's what I've got so far comments, critiques, continue, kill self, let me know
if you want me to stop I will, if you want me to continue I will

>>29417437
i'd rape your daughter desu

>>29419918
And I'd kill you. You've been warned.

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>>29419930
I'd like to see you try, fuck boy.

>>29404609

i would turn scootaloo's butthole inside out and make it so she never walks straight again. i would do things to her that would be illegal in all 50 states and puerto rico.

>>29419812
humanloo is the best. she is flat-chested and oft-barefoot.
adopting-street-urchin-scoots is even better
what's the other thread?
>>29419846
the fuck kind of apartment building has a receptionist that keeps an eye on who you bring home? what, you can't have a niece?
>>29419879
good stuff dude

>>29419930

i would rape scootaloo so hard that she would never walk again. she would either have to be shot or wear special casts the rest of her natural life because her haunches, back hooves and ass would be a complete train wreck inside and out. i would do things to scootaloo that would only be legal in paraguay.

>>29420282
>what's the other thread?
Age Ain't Nothin But A Number

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Why is Scootaloo so obviously into butt stuff?
Do you think she and Moondancer ever get together and speculate about how great anal is?

>>29420927
iunno her bony little hips i kinda doubt she can fit much, but something about streety girls, they tend to gravitate to butt stuff.
none of that for me thank you. Just her cute orange peach and perky little tiny clit

>>29418163
>Drinking apple juice
huh, I wonder..

>>29420927
>Why is Scootaloo so obviously into butt stuff?


I don't know, but I would tear up her asshole so badly she will need to have help going to the bathroom.

I would completely wreck that four-legged sex machine.

I would tear up her asshole and turn her vagina into a wasteland of nothingness.

>>29421831
>Cmon, Apple Bloom! I wanna try it!
>Whah? That's naysty, Scoots!
>Rainbow Dash says they drink it in Whinndia
>How'm ah even gonna... what, squat over a cup?
>Jeez we're both girls, I can get it from the source.

>>29421845
What about her wingpits?

>>29417348
cute as fuck

Scootaloo is my pony waifu

>>29404609
Why are fillies so sexy ?

>>29424081
theyre literally made for sex

How much time do you think scoots spends with her tail up sticking her rear area in other foals' faces?

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>>29419879
continue, and post pastebin link for collection?
I like it so far, apart from obvious >no hooves it's pretty good

>>29404609
Every time I see this image all I can think of is "Her idea's better!"

>>29410482
>unicorn
>green eyes
That is not Scootz

>>29425844
going by the filename i think it's someone called 'dandelion'
but it's still a good reaction image

>>29424081
Because hot, dripping honey and winking clits

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>>29425844
sheeeeeeeat.
never even noticed.

This took just a little work.
better?

>>29427760
oh god her little tongue.

>>29417348
I remember the nsfw version of this picture where the pictures in the back are of scootabuse/lewdaloo.

>>29428412
why would she have those on her wall?

>>29427106
>tfw you will never suck and lick on a real filly vag

>>29428719
I dunno man, candy vag has major appeal but the real thing can't possibly be a good idea. I mean, she poops from right above there, and doesn't wipe..
Ima tell you true though I'd get significant enjoyment out of watching a colt go to town down there with his prehensile horse lips. might even be hotter if it was another filly. or like, her brother or something. I probably shouldnt become a director of animal porn. That is probably not the best idea.

but if it was only animals doing it, it'd be okay, right? that's just a nature documentary.

>>29428728
They might have other methods of cleaning down there? Like just a plain old bath or something? I doubt everypony's going to be strolling around town with shit hanging off their ponut and pussy.
>admitting to being a cuck
c'mon dude

>>29428754
i'm saying the f'real kind doesn't clean down there. the colorful talking variety are sure to be wondrous
>all porn directors are cuckolds instead of doing it themselves
Did you even see Body Double?

>>29428760
>watching because it's your job
>watching because you get off to just watching.

Not even that anon. You need to reevaluate.

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>>29428728
Just wipe her off with a towel soaked with warm water first. This also has the advantage of helping to get her in the mood.

>>29429032
the idea that the same action is different based on intent is called thought policing. only god knows what's in your heart

>>29430054
centaurs still use ogbesians...

>>29404609

I want to video scootaloo's winking anus for the Internet and Youtube

>>29430876
cmon man the best part is right next to there and youre focusing on the anus?

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>>29431539
Yeah, her dock is pretty great, too.

>>29432345
the main difference is I want to put my tongue inside that and drink what's inside, whereas i don't eat the poopoo

>>29433537
I want to fuck scootaloo so bad.

>>29404609
I miss the old days of people posting up irl winking filly vag. And the one anon who jumped fences to fondle a filly while she winked and squirt all over his finger and posted the video of it.


Also

>not knowing fillies can go in to estrus as early as five months old

>>29404609

She's not real

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>>29435907

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>>29435929

There we go, just the way I like it. Keep my memes alive.

>>29434469
not me, I wanna do a good job.

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>>29436607
cheeky bastard

Fucking pedophiles

>>29437288
Yeah them too, I guess

I'm equal opportunity with my fucks, bro

>>29435929
do i even want to understand this?

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>>29438547
No.

You want to post Scoots though.

>>29417348
Should be an episode.

>>29438547

Maybe

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>>29439251
yeah I do! she's cute.

>>29404609
>~!!

end yourself

>>29439437
Agreed.

>>29404609
Is she your fave?

>>29442287
what's not to love?

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i had the best shield ever

>>29444423
kek

>>29444423
Her Cutie Mark is a shield.
4/10 an attempt was made

>>29419879
5 days late but I'd happily read more. Like it enough so far.

>>29408136
man I've read lots of these but I dunno where to find them

>>29404609
Read it in her voice.

>>29404609

I want to spread Scootaloo's legs and pretend she is an ice cream cone

>>29449695
aw man, til now I thought he would depress her more, since 'even he' can fly.. but this is sweet
>>29449702
yeah that sounds like a good idea. scoots would need a lot of cunnilingus I think. like hours a day.

>>29453795
oh this has potential

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>>29404613
upvoted

>>29404609

I would wreck scootaloo.
i would fuck her so much that she would be incapable of foal bearing as a mature horse.

I would stick my penis into holes she didn't even know she had.

I would turn her vagina and cervix into a one bedroom, one bath apartment for my semen.

>>29453795
>Check out this thing I found! You just sit on its face and it makes you feel all rainbow for hours until you dash!

>>29457874
would eat

Scootaloo!

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>>29458855

>>29410612
Is that a balloon?

>>29449695
She can do it! I believe in her!

Up.

>>29460773
hnngh so snuggly and somehow ponier than usual

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DO you think she'll ever fly on the show? For real?

Never properly addressing it seems like a copout, giving her flight and saying she was just a late bloomer also feels like a copout, but I don't think they can make her a cripple, not really.

So, prosthetics, maybe? Out of all the options I think I like that one the best, but I think she'll fly eventually and they'll copout and say she's just a late bloomer.

>>29463940
last episode probably.
maybe she'll need physical therapy. that'd be an actual good example of inclusiveblahblah

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>>29464264

Physical therapy isn't very "TV-sexy" though. Just like the show won't deal with the actual death of a pet (whether it be Tank or Philomena), I can't see them actually going the full-on physical therapy route, they'll need to dress it up in magic, friendship and sparkles.

>>29464357
i mean, they'd probably call it special coaching or special remedial flying school or something like that.. and she'd be a little embarrassed but learn a lesson about not feeling bad just because you're behind and letting it keep you from doing what you have to do to catch up

she is my fav

>>29466244
I like apple bloom and maud the best, but scoots is #3.. or is that #2 since it's a tie for first?

>>29459455
it's not knot a balloo

>>29446389

she didn't have a cutie mark when i made that. i mean -- dark souls 1 was 2011, i think? don't quote me on that.

i just wish i still used shields in souls games.

>>29473280
i need these two to get married so badly

>>29404609
I was just watching a video today and it reminded me of Scootaloo.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b17_1318005039

>>29404609

i would rape scootaloo until she lost control of her bowels and shat all over my legs and feet.

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>>29474749
>"C'mon, Scootaloo! Open up your wings little buddy!"
>"Fly! Fly!"
>splat
>"OHHHHHHH!"

>>29474749
you cant even see what it is.. so I guess that's okay then

>>29463940
Tbqh I hope she learns to fly even if it is a cop out. They gave her the shit end of the stick for so long that this HAS to happen. It is my only closure and I see no other way.

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>>29474120

I support this ship

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>>29404609

Hey kids, wanna know a cool fact about Scoots?

She's not real

>>29476681
just bumpin' the fuck out of each others' clams.

>>29479353
this makes me think we need more aggressive nuzzling gifs

>>29479353
There's a reason the bottom is cut off. That gif is super lewd.

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>>29480240
looked, couldnt find it
found this though

are there any pictures of scoots in a boot?

>>29481545
or maybe scoots in boots.. but it'd be cuter if she was just inside one big boot. maybe belonging to a carthorse

>>29480411
That's amazing.

>>29482510
Or nestled between Yoko's tits, as long as we're on the subject of Bootaloo.

>>29484534
carlos this is your last warning

scootaloo's pee

>>29491210
gotta love those neck wings

>>29493051
Blue Scootaloo a cute.

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>>29469936
good night sweet pea

>>29494628
man imagine how weird it would be if someone you knew had bedsheets of you or your symbol or whatever. like.. who manufactures those?

>>29494842
>made in Chineigh by or under license from Rainbow Dash Enterprises Ltd.

>>29495041
>not Equina
if they were cows, it'd be Chine.. because that's a bone.. i suppose horses have it too but I only hear it in discussion of beef

>>29495250
The chine is the bony part of any meat cut.

>>29496065
that can't be right

>>29494842
Yeah. Even as a Wondebolts member, themed bedsheets seems like it's going a bit far.

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>>29494842
>>29497050

Dash is a popular enough flier to have her own branded posters and a limited selection of merch even pre-Wonderbolts. Canonically, it's not limited to clubhouse either, Scootaloo has a Dash-themed flag in her own room as well.
Hell, Dash's own bedsheets are themed to her own colors.

I agree it's a bit weird when you're so close to someone you're idolizing, and Scootaloo IS a bit weird in that sense.
Not that her "weirdness" is even noteworthy next to ponies like Pinkie Pie, Twilight or Rainbow Dash herself.

>>29498949
she's not homeless, she lives in the clubhouse!

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>>29500016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAgcVoyZNTg

She doesn't, really.

She does live very scarcely though, especially for such a large building. It *might* be her own room in an orphanage, but most likely she's got parents and a family. Only child I'm guessing.

>>29501329
that room is an enigma alright.. maybe she's gotten a foster home since earlier in the show

>>29498949
what kind of alley remains unmolested enough that she can have crayons and posters up but hasnt managed any kind of makeshift bed out of softer refuse? and who piles up garbage in huge piles in alleys like that?

>>29503825
SHE DID IT!

if I booped Scootaloo's nose with my nose, what would she do?

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>>29504924

Shy away and grimace.

Physical contact is only okay if she's the one initiating it

>>29505166
what about nibbling her buffalo wings?

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>>29404609

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>>29506104
I actually think she does have parents.
Someone needs to whip her ass for meaningless, trivial offenses.

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>>29505166
>Physical contact is only okay if she's the one initiating it
Who gave her the "bad touch" in her private place?

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>>29509341

Realistically, no one did.

As you can see from scenes like >>29505166 (original is in Cutie Mark Chronicles) it's just that she's grossed out by sappy stuff and the cooties.
At the same time she's the CMC member most likely to get physically close and push the others around, give them a slap, rub butts, etc.

She's very similar to Rainbow Dash in that sense, who also dislikes sappy stuff, Dash is just a lot more mature about it.

>>29509891
she's probably just really sensitive, and doesn't know how to process those good feelings yet

>You decide to play a game with Scoots.
>Your children back home used to love this.
>You bend over and pick the small pegasus up.
>"Hey Anon, what are you doing?"
>She's surprisingly light; she weighs less than your youngest.
/Dis gun be gud/
>You bend back over, nearly setting her down again.
>Then you snap upright, flinging Scootaloo into the air with as much force as you can muster.
"Whoops-a-daisy!"
>She gasps in surprise.
>You stand poised to catch her, but she instinctively sticks out her tiny wings, and surprisingly begins to glide away from you.
>You watch her go as she giggles nervously, slowly drifting closer to the ground.
>Her landing is not worthy of the name.
>She touches down with her forehooves first and pitches forward into a very awkward faceplant.
>This crash-landing causes you a lot of concern.
>You hope you haven't hurt her.
>Suddenly she pops up and races straight at you.
>Bouncing up and down in front of you with giddy delight, she exclaims, "AGAIN!! Do it again!"
>You grin.
"Sure Scoots!"
>You bend over and pick her up again.
"Whoops-a daisy!"
>Her landing is better this time.
>She keeps you at this activity until the sun starts to set.
>Today was a good day.

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>>29511125

Scootaloo is poor as fuck, she can't buy a swimsuit

>>29512216
and she wouldnt bother with one anyway
at the very least she'd swim topless

>>29512216
Skinny-dipping is significantly less poorfag-tier than wearing your school swimsuit to the beach.

>>29512567
depends where you're from

>>29497042
>fluffy scoots
somehow i imagine her fur as being unusually thin actually, with like straight up bare skin around her breasts

>>29512216
>appuru
like, apple is her family name?

>>29514469
Are you suggesting that it's not?

>>29515036
I guess I never really thought of it.

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>>29512070
cute

>>29515490
what is this, a comic for parasprites?

>>29512070
that sounds back-breakingly adorable
i think i'd rather be the stallion sort of boosting her up by doing a hoofstand and kicking her up with my legs

>>29404609
That's a good filly.

>>29517041
>Dash not taking her literally under her wing
>Abbles and Sweets not experimenting at least a little
cmon now

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>>29519445
Twitchy tail.

>>29519594
i can always rely on you for a happy ending

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>>29519472
if she could command cuccos from zelda she would take over equestria

>>29404609
Which is worst?

Her parents disowned her.

zephyr breeze has sex with her by accident.

Rainbow Dash has her way with her.

You have sex with her but only because she can't say no.

No Scootaloo episode for season 7.

She gets impaled by an object as she gets thrown out by a twister.

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>>29520664
Molested by Quibble Pants.

>>29520777
That is bad.

>>29419812
I am also writing for another thread here: >>29512617 some scootaloo green. Also humanized.

>You are Anonymous.
>Currently, you’re at your university, good old U of E, working on homework under a tree.
>Or you would be, but right now you’re watching the frat boys argue with what must be one of those running start students.
>Sixteen and taking college classes early. Felt kind of cruel to you, personally. The environment was totally different.
>You understand why they don’t seem to want to let him play, though.
>Kid was about five and a little bit tall and built like a reed.
>His calves were shapely, so he must do some kind of exercise.
>Running, most likely. Probably got into college on a track scholarship.
>Purple hair, too. Cut short. Shoe brand you didn’t recognize, but looked fancy. Under armour loose running shorts and a rather tight-fitting t-shirt, similarly built for running. Definitely track.
>Yeah, kid was new to this whole environment, but desperate to fit into the crowd. You’d seen it often enough.
>Hell, you’d BEEN that kid at one point, sans the running-start.
>Oh dear, voices were being raised on both sides.
>You put away your book at stood up.
>Kid had guts, but nobody likes fighting alone. You head on over.
>”And I’m saying, you’re half our size, kid! This is rugby! Full-contact! We’d break you in half!”
>”All I want is a chance! You won’t even give me that?! You don’t even know what I’m capable of! I could outrun any one of you knuckleheads!”
>”It isn’t about how fast you can run, it’s how well you can take a hit, because you’re GONNA get hit!”
“What’s goin’ on, guys?”
>Both the kid and the beefy fella turn to you.
>”What do you want?” They say in unison. They look at each other angrily as they do so, then turn back to you.

>>29520929
“Just thought an unbiased party could come help you out. Things seem rather heated here.”
>”The twig wants to play rugby.”
>”I want to play rugby.”
“Well, at least you can both agree on that. What’s the problem then?”
>”He’s too small.”
>”He says I’m too small.”
“Well, still agreeing entirely I see.”
>You look down at the kid.
“Well, uh… kid-“
>”Scootaloo.”
“What?”
>”My name is Scootaloo, not ‘kid’.”
>The beefy fella scoffs.
“Alright Scootaloo. Have you played rugby before?”
>Scootaloo looks away from you, scowling.
“Well?”
>His face visibly reddens.
>”No, I haven’t.”
“Well, shouldn’t you watch for a while or read up on it before playing? Barring your size, not knowing the full rules would be a problem.”
>He grumbles and looks at the ground, folding his arms.
“C’mon. Come sit with me for a bit and I’ll explain while we watch them play, okay?”
>”…Fine.”
>Scootaloo turns away from the field, and the rugby guy opens his mouth to say something. You shoot him a quick glance and a frown, shaking your head.
>He wisely reconsiders and turns back to his friends, shouting about teams or something.
>You lead Scootaloo back to your tree and plop down on the grass, patting the ground next to you.
>He huffs, and flops down beside you, pulling his knees in and hugging them to his chin.
>”So what made my argument your business?”
“Hm?”
>”I saw you sitting there, doing your homework or whatever. Why’d you stick your nose where it wasn’t wanted?”
“Ah. Not as sneaky as I thought I was. The argument was getting heated, and both of you have very similar attitudes. I wasn’t expecting either one to back down, so I felt a mediator was necessary.”
>”Didn’t need your help.”
>You sigh.
“I don’t suspect you wanted it, but if you kept going and it came to blows, he had your number just on sheer size.”
>”Size isn’t everything.”

>>29520938
“No, I’ll agree with you there. But do you know any martial arts?”
>”…no.”
“Have any weapons in your suspicious lack of a backpack or your running clothes?”
>”Again, no. Gawd.”
“Then picking fights with people twice your age and twice your size isn’t a good plan.”
>Scootaloo grumbles under his breath. You don’t press him about what he said.
>After a moment of silence, the frat club guys start their game of rugby and Scootaloo turns to you.
>”So tell me about rugby then, since you’re such a hotshot.”
“Admittedly, I don’t actually play, nor do I know the rules.”
>”The fuck, dude? Why’d you say you did?”
>You shrug.
“Needed to get you two apart before something went south. If you want, though, I have my laptop. We can look it up.”
>Scootaloo throws up his hands and falls backward onto the grass.
>”Unbelievable!”
>He lies there a moment, then easily pulls himself back up. Kid’s got some abs.
>”Fine. I didn’t come all this way just to come away empty-handed. Pull it up.”
>You slide your laptop out of your backpack and flip it open. Your starting screen is up in a moment and you connect to the university wi-fi.
>”So, it looks like there’s two types of rugby, rugby league, and rugby union, with some minor changes in rules causing the split. I honestly couldn’t tell you which set of rules our boys over there are following.”
>Scootaloo has scooted (heh) closer to you to look at your laptop, eyes poring over the Wikipedia page.
>”I think it’s rugby league. They’re counting tackles aaaaand…” Scootaloo leans in to scroll your screen. “Rugby league says it has six tackles before possession switches.”
“Well then. Good catch.”
>Scootaloo smiles, but keeps his eyes fixed on the computer screen.
>”I pay attention to sports. By the way, what’s your name, then?”
“Anonymous. Don’t ask. Just call me Anon.”

>>29520941
>Scootaloo snorts a little, but doesn’t ask.
>”Well thanks for helping me figure out Rugby, Anon. And… thanks, I guess, for getting me out of that mess. I really don’t think I’d have been much use in there after all. I definitely wouldn’t be much help in a ‘scrum’.”
“Hey, don’t let that stop you. Work out some more, and in a few years you’ll be as beefy as those guys. Probably not taller, though.”
>Scootaloo punches you in the arm, and it hurts a bit, but he’s smiling.
>”I’m working on it.”
“I don’t think height is something you ‘work on’.”
>Scootaloo’s smile quickly becomes a frown and you get the feeling you touched a sensitive spot.
“Hey, sorry. I didn’t mean anything by it. I apologize for poking fun at what must be a sensitive subject.”
>”No, it’s okay. I know it wasn’t meant maliciously. I’m still… coming to terms with it I guess.”
“Well… if you don’t mind my asking, how tall are you, exactly?”
>He sighs.
>”Five foot exactly, give or take. That’s only two inches away from being counted as a dwarf. No, it doesn’t run in the family. No, I don’t try to compensate at all. You happy?”
>Oof. Yeah, that was a sore spot.
>You should make it up to the poor guy.
“Hey, sorry about that. As an apology, I’ll get you lunch. You hungry?”
>He looked at you with a wry smile.
>”Well, I’ll never turn down free food. Sure. Where were you thinking?”
“Well, I’m gonna hazard a guess and say you’re here on some sort of sports scholarship, so you’ll have to tell me if you have some sort of dietary requirements first.”
>”Gymnastics, yeah. But no, my weight and everything is fine, so I can eat what I want. It’s the amount of food I eat I need to watch.”
>Gymnastics. That makes sense. Guess he just runs to keep fit.
“Well alright. I’m under no such constraints, so burgers it is! There’s a Wendy’s not too far from campus. Come on.”

>>29520951
>Scootaloo hops easily to his feet while you pack your things up and slowly lurch upward.
>You rear upward and take a look down at Scootaloo.
>It was clearly obvious there was a massive height difference between the two of you.
>Tallness ran in your family, and you were a monstrous six-foot four. Came from a line of farmers, drink their milk, eat healthy steak-and-potatoes kind of thing.
>Scootaloo barely reached your rib cage. Kid was incredibly short, and at age sixteen the likelihood of him growing any further was slim.
>Gymnastics was a good choice, though. Easier to maintain balance if you’re small.
>Smol, actually. The internet was right about that, this kid was smol, not small.
>A chuckle escapes you before you can stop it, and you stifle it, looking guiltily over at Scootaloo.
>He was scowling at you from waaaaay down there.
>A snort escapes you this time, from all the effort you were making to not laugh.
>”What’s got you in a fit, Anonymous? You laughin’ at my height?”
>Geeze, yeah. That was definitely a sore spot.
>You sigh. No sense lying.
“I was. I am sorry. The height difference between us is massive, and my amusement got the better of me.”
>”Jesus fuck, dude. It’s bad enough you lied to get me away from playing rugby, but you gotta make fun of something I have literally no control over?”
>Aw fuck. You put your foot in it this time.
>”I gotta deal with this on a daily fuckin’ basis, and I get no goddamn respite. Yes, I’m short. Fucking GET OVER IT! I don’t need to deal with this. Thanks for the damn burger offer, but I’m out.”
>Aw damn. You hadn’t meant to offend him that badly.
>He starts running down the sidewalk and against your better judgement, you give chase, loping after him.

>>29520964
“C’mon, Scootaloo, I wasn’t trying to offend you! I sincerely wanted to apologize for it! Lying to you wasn’t going to be any better!”
>Scootaloo easily slips through the crowd, while you barrel on into it, trying not to lose him. You eventually forego the sidewalk entirely and just run along the street.
>People stare and complain as you chase the tiny figure down the road.
>Thankfully campus traffic was at a minimum at the moment, it being a weekend, but you still try to stay close to the sidewalk.
>Eventually you reach the entrance to a park and Scootaloo stops, turning to look back at you.
>You’re panting and gasping, a slight sheen of sweat starting to break out on your forehead, while Scootaloo isn’t even breathing hard.
“C’mon, please. I didn’t *haaah* mean anything by it. *Woooo* Seriously, just let me make it up to you.”
>”Look, dude. I appreciate what you’re trying to do, but I’ll get over it. I always do.”
>You lean on the boom barrier, letting your backpack drop to the ground while you catch your breath.
“Yeah, I can’t just let you go away mad, though. Me mum didn’t raise me that way.”
>”Me mum? What the hell are you, British?”
>You give a cheeky grin at him.
“Only on me mum’s side.”
>Scootaloo gives a short laugh. “Fine. Apology accepted since you chased me all this way.”
“Well thanks. I’m glad. You’re quick, by the way. Real quick.”
>He stands a little straighter when you say that, the barest hint of a smile crossing his face.
“You still want that burger?”
>He thinks for a moment, but shakes his head.
>”I think I’ll pass for now. Can I collect it later?”
>You grin. Glad he wasn’t holding a grudge.
“Yeah, whenever works. You got Facebook or something?”
>”Yeah, gimme a pen.”
>You pull out some scrap paper and a pen and hand it to him. He scribbles down his info and hands it back to you.

>>29520976
>”Just send me a request, I’ll get it later tonight.”
“Cool, thanks Scootaloo. I’ll catch you later.”
>”Later, dude.”
>Scootaloo jogs off into the park, and you turn back toward campus. You still had homework, so you might as well send him a friend request and work on it while you were still here.
>You were happy he wasn’t holding a grudge, but man, he really needed to get that chip off his shoulder.

>Later that night, you were relaxing at home playing games on your desktop computer when you receive a message on Facebook.
>You have to wait until the round ends before you can check, but sure enough, it’s Scootaloo. Or rather; “Brutaloo”.
>His icon is a viking or something. You can’t quite tell. It’s got a beard and an axe, anyway.
>”Sup, dude?” He says.
“Not much. Gaming. Yourself?”
>”Just finished gymnastics practice. Gotta keep that scholarship, you know.”
“Yeah, kudos on that, by the way. I get to have loans. Those will be fun once I’m done.”
>”Yeah, that sucks, bro. So can I cash in that burger tomorrow?”
>You double check your homework, making sure everything is up to speed. Not finished, but following your personal schedule and not running late.
“Yeah, sure. I was just going to play games at home all day. My reward to myself every week for doing homework.”
>”Dude, that sounds so lazy. It’ll be good for you to get outside then.”
“Hey, I walk a lot. I’m not out of shape. I’m just not in the best shape.”
>”Fine, fine. So where can we meet?”
>You think for a moment about good landmarks that were easy to get to.
“How about that park entrance you left me at? That’s near campus, and it’s sorta on the way for me.”
>”Alright. Would noon work?”
“Yeah. Fine with me.”

>>29520994
>”Perfect! See you then!”
>Your conversation ends there, and you get back to your game for a little bit.
>After a while, though, you get bored with it and browse the internet.
>That brings you to checking your Facebook again, and you see the little text window from Scootaloo hanging there unclosed.
>That gives you an idea. Intrusive, maybe, but well, public information online for everyone, after all. People gotta learn.
>You click on “Brutaloo’s” name and start checking out his profile.
>His address is on there, as well as his email address, phone number, and vital statistics.
>Male. 5’0”. Eye Color: Violet. Hair Color: Violet.
>Relationship status: Single.
>Not unexpected. Girls really didn’t like short guys for some reason. Poor fella.
>Most of the info on his wall was about the grittiest metal bands possible. Absolutely plastered with pictures of big beefy dudes rippling with muscles, towering over women. He also appeared to like street sports. Skateboarding, parkour, and many other extreme sports.
>Kid had a complex, and it was obvious.
>Nothing about gymnastics on there. He didn’t even appear to be subscribed to a single gymnastics group.
>Kind of weird.
>Something seemed fishy about it, but it was just a Facebook page, so you have to take it with a grain of salt.
>You’d have to see how tomorrow went, and maybe find out more about Scootaloo.
>He wasn’t a bad guy, just… had a ‘little’ issue.
>You chuckle quietly at your own pun, and turn on a movie.
>Tomorrow would hopefully reveal more.

>>29521016
That is all for the moment, but if you're interested I'll post more. The tomboy thread is slowing down lately, so I thought I'd share elsewhere.

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>ywn help scootaloo fly by building a biplane
>ywn join her adventures as von scootstoven
>ywn go out as a flying crusader

>>29521309
I'm trying my best! biplanes are expensive and scoots is too fictional

so hey how long giving scoots cunnilingus and how many orgasms do you think it would take for her to pass out? because she's been stubborn about some baby teeth that need to come out and I know how much those can hurt without some anaesthetic.

>>29404609


You guys don't know how bad I want to fuck this little filly. I want to fuck her more than anything in the world right now. I want to feel her warm filly juice engulf my cock while I fuck her slowly. I want to feel that winking vulva rubbing the bottom of my cock while I slowly penetrate her filly pussy. I want her to try and fly while I"m fucking her so I can feel the vibrations while she's flapping her cute little wings.

In case you didn't notice, I want to fuck Scootaloo so bad. She's my fav

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>>29521023
>humanized
>AiE

No thanks.

>>29521023
I'm interested.

>>29521023
Okay, >>29525326 Thread is slow, so here is more. Sorry >>29525222

>Morning sees you up, out the door, and waiting at the park by eleven fourty-five. You were usually still at home in your pajamas on a Sunday like this, but you had a friend you were meeting.
>You’d left most of your friends back in your hometown, and the others were all online.
>You didn’t really mind have only online friends, but friends you could visit with in person were nice to have, and it had been a rather long while.
>You check the time on your phone to once again make sure you weren’t late, and lean up against the boom barrier, waiting.
>You hear the sound of a skateboard and that tinny noise of someone playing music through earphones too loud.
>Turning toward the sound, you see Scootaloo, dressed in grungy jeans with a loose-fitting tank top that had a picture of some band you didn’t recognize.
>”Outta the way, dude!”
>Amused, you step away from the boom barrier, giving him a clear shot.
>Sure enough, he picks up speed, and does a front flip over the barrier, his skateboard passing underneath.
>His landing is very tidy, with one foot placed in front of the other as he touches down on the skateboard.
>He also does that gymnastics pose you see on the Olympics all the time. You obediently clap.
“Very nice, very nice! 9 points.”
>”Pfft. Only 9? That was a solid 10.”
“No explosion in the background. Ruined the moment.”
>”Hah! Fine. I’ll give ya that.”
>He rolls back around and kicks his skateboard up into his arms to walk with you.
“So Wendy’s still fine with you?”
>”Yeah, that’ll do.
>Some music starts playing from Scootaloo’s pocket, and he pulls out his phone with an irritated grunt and hangs up, stuffing it back in his pocket.
>You don’t ask. Probably private.
“Soooo… how’d you get into gymnast-“
>”I don’t wanna talk about it right now.”
>Woah. Geeze. Okay.
“Uh… alright.”