Equestian Invasion: "Viagra OD" Edition

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>>29402288

Another week, another Eq.I thread.

So what have you Jänkare been up to?
Same old shit on this end of the screen. Been applying for jobs as well.
I'll be going away over the day tomorrow, but i should be back home in time for some more writing. I've got a shit ton to catch up on.
Would probably be a good idea to lock myself in someday and just write. It's about time i start to make some decent progress.

>>29402294

>???: "You would do well to listen to your friend over here"
>She just looks away

>They now see the huge crucifix on the wall, with a certain Anonymous nailed to it.
>The girls are visibly at unease, from the slightly gory depictment.
>TS: "I-i'm sorry, but who is that human? And why is he...like that?"
>???: "Ave Maria, do you really not know?"
>Twilight shakes her head awkwardly.
>???: "Does any of you?"
>Everyone shakes their heads.
>The nun makes the cross movement over her chest.
>???: "Kids these days... We will make sure to change that in a minute. But first, the prayer."
>She leads them up to an altar. She kneels down, and motions for the girls to do the same.
>Rainbow bobs her arm against AJ and puts on a smug grin.
>RD: "Hey, i thought the next time i'd be in the position would be with anon, catch my drift?" she whispers
>AJ blushes a bit and giggles, but tries to keep it in
>???: "What was that over there?!"
>RD: "N-nothing ma'am! Heh.."
>The old nun's getting more and more impatient
>???: "Close your eyes, bow down your heads, and say a silent prayer"
>TS: "I-i'm sorry, but uhh, to whom?"
>The nun looks at Twilight with a slight shock
>PP: "Maybe it's to take away his owies!"
>???: "Lord give me strength..." the nun says under her breath
>???: "Just close your eyes, bow down your heads and be quiet! We'll deal with your lack of faith afterwards."
>They finally do so.
>...
>...
>RD: "We done yet?"

>>29402307

>The nuns soul piercing eyes were enough to even stagger Rainbow.
>She takes the hint, and closes her eyes again.
>...
>...
>???: "You may stand up now"
>TS: "L-listen, i'm sorry if we're difficult, you see, all of this is very new for us.."
>She sighs
>???: "You're at the very least not the worst mannered girls i've had the... pleasure, to deal with"
>RD: "That so?"
>???: "In fact yes, Ms. Dash. Even though you're very close to taking the cake"
>Rainbow puts on a face that perfectly materialezes the words "Still got it".
>TS: "I promise we'll be good from now on, Ms.."
>???: "Oh dear, where are my manners- My name is Catherine."
>TS: "Nice to meet you, Catherine"
>C: "My Pleasure, Ms. Sparkle, was it?
>TS: "Correct"
>C: "I'm sorry, but i couldn't help but to notice that all of your names are mighty... exotic"
>TS; "Aha! Are they? I mean, not where we're from!"
>C: "And where are you from, if i may be so bold to ask?"
>TS: "From uuhh.. Juropa?"
>C: "I see..."
>As short silence errupts
>C: "Well, what are we waiting for. It's about time we introduce you to the bible studies. Come along now!"
>Catherine herds the girls towards another room, in which a dozen or so chairs are placed in front of a blackboard.
>The sun shines in through the large windows, and the walls are painted in an extremely pale blue, which together makes the room itself nothing short of blinding.
>C: "have a seat, girls. Ezekiel 25:17"
>"Wonder what Anon's doing..." Rainbow thinks, looking out the window.

>???: "We've arrived, Anon-chan"

>>29402330

"H-huh?"
>You were as good as asleep
>After aquick peek at your phone, you calculate that the trip took over an hour. Fucking fatomobile.
>As your vision clears, you see a small house, with well over a dozen scooters parked outside.
>You see multiple tiny screens lit in thebasement. Go figures.
>Breathing heavily, the sperg wadesup to the front door and rings the bell.
>After a few seconds, an older lady in apron opens the door.
>???: "Another of Tonys's friends? Well comeon in, You're just in time for muffins!"
>???: "Thanks Kairo Seijuro's mom!"
>These fucking people.
>At least those muffins smell good.
>He motions with his pointy and middlefinger for you to follow him.
>The further inside you delve, the sttronger the smell of unwashed clothes, Cheetos and Mountain Dew grows.

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>>29402346
Hope we're alive when i wake up.
G'night lads.

>>29402346
>cheetos and mountain dew
kek

>>29402362
Don't go to bed. Write, I command you.

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>>29402436
Would love nothing more, friend. But it's 5 in the morning, and i have to be up at 7 for some charity work i signed up for, not to mention i have a sparring session with a former MMA championin in the afternoon (rip in peas braincells).

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>>29402346
I know the smell of moldy clothing. It really sticks to your sinuses. Glad to foamy see you visit writing can't wait to read about Rd getting fitted for a chastity belt

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not writing anything right now since i finally got around to fixing my laptop i hadn't used in 2 years. problem is now i forgot my motherfucking password and i had the admin account. so now im just googling shit on my desktop to figure out what the hell i can do.

Jasse are you there? It's me dapper...

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>>29403766
Well, fortunately for you, you've stumbeled across the right Sven.
I assume it's running on Windows 7, so Trinity Rescue Kit should work. I've used it on a few computers myself, and it's pretty user friendly.

Download: http://trinityhome.org/Home/index.php?content=TRINITY_RESCUE_KIT_DOWNLOAD&front_id=12&lang=en&locale=en
Just burn the image to a disc, then restart your computer, and boot from the CD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEyEsPrB92Y

>Tfw sitting on 2 laptops right now which i can't seem to fix
Broken hardware is a bitch.

As yiss another thread for amazing greens

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>>29404261
yes

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>>29405564
Alright i'm back.
Didn't get my ass whooped too bad (Came 2nd in a tournament, lost only to some BJJ dude), so there just might be enough brain cells left up there for me to write tonight.
But first, food and an episode of South Park.

>>29402288
Wait. I'm confused. We're collectively finishing a three+ year old story in a thread that never dies?

I just realized I've been seeing this thread for what must be close to a couple of years now. BiscuitAnon is kill...

We should have done this for PastaFromSpace instead of bumping a thread with only one other short story for six months and then everybody that wasn't me giving up.

This one thread, though, is lasting forever. It's like a general. How are enough people interested to keep it alive? I this story amazing, Or is it just long and everybody is invested that read it?

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>>29406752
I'm just writing for the sake of writing at this point
>>29404237
You clever based scholarly gentleman motherfucker. im posting from my laptop now which i could only do thanks to you and here i was getting ready to reboot the whole damn system. and yes it is windows 7, the last good windows to come out.
Also i had to start up the disc drive thru my Bios for some reason since the video method didn't work for me.
now if you'll excuse me i'll get to writing since i can do it anywhere in my home now. but im already pretty comfy here on my bed so...

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>>29406752
>We're collectively finishing a three+ year old story in a thread that never dies?
Basically. Although we've taken a few breaks from time to time, for whatever reason.
I think i'm going to edit the OP slightly next time.

>BiscuitAnon
That name no longer has any meaning to us. Though we managed to summon him once, but he proved to be a straight busta'.

Although we were a lot larger before, we've always managed to sustain a circle of people who still have an interest in the story. We well, i for the most part have also engaged in some 'extracurricular' activeties, which has added to the fire which keeps this thing going
Me, i write because i like it, not to mention we've become quite good friends in the thread. Plus, quitting at this point would mean an uncountable amount of hours worth of work straight down the shitter. Moma didn't raise no quitter.

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>>29406828
>windows 7, the last good windows to come out.
This a million times. Whenever i quit Win7, i will migrate to Linux on full time.

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Fuck it, i'll dump tomorrow. I need my beauty sleep yo.
What about you, dapp?

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>>29408714
i was screwing around with my laptop all this time and haven't been writing. I'll get to it eventually though. sleep tight

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Ok so last time we had Anon being hurried along by his landlord to another meeting while Gilda was sent to her doom in the great sea of equestrian estrogen


>It was just after dark when you finally left to 'nowhere in particular'
>You felt a bit sorry for Gilda when you saw her getting mobbed by Rarity, Twilight, and Fluttershy
>From what you could make out all three wanted to simultaneous have her try on a dress, learn to foxtrot, and ask if the trim was good enough
>You saw the same look on her face you only caught a glimpse of earlier that day
>That look of complete helplessness that pleaded with you to bring her along
>"Nope, that's her just desserts."
>Brad had said before you even dared to ask
>Well, you guessed she was fucked
>Rainbow snuck up on you and gave you a kiss goodbye before Pinkie and AJ forced her back on stand to finish up with the fringe
>"You're going to rent a tuxedo aren't you?"
"Huh?"
>Brad brought you out of your daydream with a sobering thought
>"Isn't this dance supposed to be a magical evening? You are going to dress like a proper gentleman aren't you?"
"Ah, um, yeah I got some nice shirts i could-"
>"Nope!"
"What?"
>"I said nope. No. No way. Those girls back there are working way too hard to make themselves look pretty for you to take them to their homecoming dance in a wrinkled old dress shirt you probably have leftover from some court hearing."
>It was actually from your cousin's baptism
>Brad's sigh sounded more like a groan
>"I guess I have no choice. I'll have to take you to my personal tailor after this meeting with Johnny."
"Uh, okay."
>...
"Wait, you have a personal tailor!?"
>"Yes. Why do you ask?"
>This man sitting next to you, you had never seen in anything but dirty t-shirts and track pants
>He was literally wearing a stained wife beater right the-motherfuck-now
>"Well?"

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>>29410484
>You shake your head
"No, i just didn't think you would have a personal tailor. Seems so old school."
>"Well Anon in case you haven't noticed dear I am much older than you. Do you remember the zoot suit riots?"
"Hell nah you weren't in those."
>"Of course i wasn't. How old do you think i am? No, I'm just saying if i were there I'd be siding with all those beaners just for the sake of the suit. I am a very fashion forward individual."
>'Yeah, sure Mac whatever you say.'
"Okay."
>"I'm serious, all the girls down at the club are always complimenting me on my scarves, or belts, or shoot once even the feather in my fedora."
"Your fedora?"
>"Yes, didn't you help Toni pick out that lovely fedora he brought home?"
>"Yeah!"
"HOLY SHIT!!!"
>You swerved all over the road as Toni hopped his freddy krueger ass from the backseat
>You completely forgot he was back there

>>29410488
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