Why is she so perfect?

>>29400644
Fish tacos.

>>29400644
Innocent ditzy attitude.
Make no mistake that´s her flavor of Siren charm, she would still drown you.

>>29400644
She comes with two fuckbuddies?

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>>29400644
Dolphin Pussy.

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>>29400693
Someone needs to edit this into Starswirl.

>>29400700
I second these dubs.

>>29400700
>"Deported" a race to another world and sealed them behind a wall.
>Didn't even hesitate because they were deemed destructive.
Oh my fucking God, Starswirl is Trump...

>>29400680
Actually I think they were more like seahorses.

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>>29400644
Something about this thread smells fishy

>>29400644

she's not perfect. she's not naked.

>>29400737
but Anon, if I posted naked Sonata, every heterosexual male viewing it would instantly start jacking off. There are Anons here who are reading this at work, I can't do that to them.

>>29400752
Please,I jack off at work all the time.

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>>29400731
Carlos! You Mexican prick!

>>29400730
Actually I think you should stfu.

>>29400764
>Please,I jack off at work all the time.

so do I...and it's very difficult to do as an airline pilot. The last time, I just blamed it on turbulence.

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>>29400700
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>>29400902
Perfect.

Kys mlp is just for kids and 7 year olds not 10-90 year olds pls die

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>>29400935
GIMMIE YO FUCKIN ADDRESS! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, BUT I'LL SMOKE YOUR ASS! HOW THE FUCK YOU EVEN ON THIS BOARD SHIT SUCKA? BITCH ASS NIGGA, MY PIECE GONNA HEAT UP AND MELT WHEN IM POPPIN YO ASS! MEET ME SOMEFUCKINGWHERE!

>>29400731
1/10 lame and unoriginal

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>>29400731
I think it's her feet.
They stink.
And it's making me hard as diamonds.

>>29401072

I see someone has been watching prank calls on YouTube again.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. The Angry Black Man calls are some of my favorites. Those and the old ones where Arnold calls the Canadian guy who runs a bait shop.

"I'm terrible. Thanks for asking."

>>29400902
You are making Equestria great again.

>>29400902
It's really good but it would even better be a hoof instead a hand.

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>>29402135
second

>>29400644
Aria calls her the worst.
This means she gets them into the most depraved of fetishes whether or not they're willing and manages to ge them off no matter how much they originally hated and still hate it, only to realize she's going to do that the whole night.

>>29400644
You have your own thread.

>>29400644
I want to stuff her taco. Every day of the week.

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>>29402135
>>29402143

>>29403939
Excellent. Though I can't help to think the writing should be parallel to the metal edges.

Am I being nitpicky?

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>>29403959

>>29403962
>>29403962
You're are a god among us

>>29403962
I want to give you kisses, mate.

>>29400644
DELETE "WHY IS SHE SO PERFECT" AND "FIND A FLAW" THREADS
BAN "WHY IS SHE SO PERFECT" AND "FIND A FLAW" POSTERS
MODS
MOOOOOOODS

>>29404004
Not before I save more copies of >>29403962

Subservient, cheap date, easy to please