This was a triumph

I'm making a note here:

HUGE FAGGOT

"Huge Success"

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.

Palms are sweaty, Knees weak, Arms are heavy

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MEMEs is a lie

There will never be a Portal 3.

>>29395909
Dead memes thread?
Wich one got old faster? Portal or mlp?

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[insert audio clip of GLaDOS mocking your lack of parents here]

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>>29396017

CAKE IS A LIE XD

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Aponyture science

>>29396014
You shut your filthy whore mouth

We do what we must because fuck you.

>>29396014
fuggg

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>>29396054

>>29395909
I want to pound that pone puss

>>29396837

pony ROBOT puss puss

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It's the nature of time, that the old ways must give in

It's the nature of time, that the new ways come in sin

When the new meets the old, it always ends the ancient ways

And as history tolds, the old ways go out in a blaze

Encircled by a vulture, the end of ancient culture

The dawn of destiny draws near

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>>29395909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwRuutV8TKc

God damn it, I've been involved in this ponyshit for entirely too long.

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>>29395909
This was a trump

>>29395909
sudo nano
Huge Success
>Ctrl+X
>Y
Note-20071009-01.txt
>Enter

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>>29397657
>make equestria great again

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>>29397657
I'm making a wall here

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>>29397916
huge success

>>29398079
It's hard to overstate their triggeredness

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>>29399341
Republican Party:
we make america great again
For the god of all americans
Except for beaners

There was a video short of Pinkie Pie being an AI core but it got deleted from jewtube
It would be appreciated if someone saved it or has a link

>>29396065
Gabe Newell stated in an AMA that Valve is currently working on a game that takes place in the Half-Life/Portal universe.

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Man I can't even escape president tiny hands on this board. Can't you guys just stick around your containment board on /pol/ and leave it at that.

Or are you guys from the altright subreddit that got banned and you're new here?

>>29396837
Do not stick your dick in crazy robo pussy.

>>29396065
>Catholics
I liked the pic but it had a fundamental flaw.

>>29396837
>>29400623
>Be Aperture Scientist Anon.
>Somehow you avoided the deadly neurotoxin GLaDOS used to flood the facility.
>You're wandering around the lower levels, trying to find some food.
>You've almost given up on finding anything on this level.
>As you go over the place one last time, you find a blank, metal door tucked away in a corner, almost like it was purposefully hidden.
>It's probably the janitor's closet.
>You're sure he won't mind if you take the candy bars he said he had on a shelf in there.
>You open the door.
>Holy shit, it's dark.
>You can't see anything inside the closet.
>You reach forward, trying to find the candy bars with your hands.
>No good, you're gonna have to walk in there.
>You step over the threshold.
>The door slams shut behind you.
>You turn around and frantically try to get it open, but it's locked.
>That's when the lights come on.
>You hear a synthesized, feminine voice giggle.
>Oh fuck.
>GLaDOS is going to murder you.
>You had a good run.
>...Wait.
>...GLaDOS didn't giggle.
>You turn around.
>A horse with wings and a horn, a black mane, and the Aperture logo emblazoned just below its neck, is sitting just a few feet away, with giant TV monitors hanging just above its head.
>It's staring at you with its golden eyes.
>You almost don't realize that it's a robot, as the only signs of that are the logo and a few circuit board-like lines on its body.
>It smiles.
>"I've been watching you for a while, Anon. It took you long enough to figure out where the door was."
>That voice.
>It sounds like a computer trying to be sexy.
>The robomare gets up.
>You just now realize that she's taller than you.
>And you're trapped in a rather small room with her.
>She walks up to you.
>She leans in.
>This is the end.
>Killed by a robotic winged unicorn.
>At least it's a unique way to go.
>You close your eyes and brace for the inevitable.

>>29401711
>...But the inevitable never comes.
>You open your eyes in confusion.
>The mare's snout is inches away from your face.
>...Why is it making bedroom eyes at you?
>The robomare's horn glows and you feel your belt being undone.
>It was at this moment that you realized exactly how badly you'd fucked up.
>Robomare notices how surprised you are and giggles again.
>"What did you think I was going to do, kill you?"
>Her horn glows again and your pants are pulled down to the floor.
>"I guarantee you, Anon, killing you is the last thing I would ever do."
>Well.
>Good news: You're not going to die...yet.
>Bad news: Robomare wants to fuck you and you have nowhere to run.

What the fuck am I doing with my life?

>>29401392
asshurt protestant detected

>>29400532
Oh sure he is, that's why we've never heard anything about them ever!

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>>29395909
I use GLaDOrSe as my background sometimes.

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>>29399383
There's no sense crying over every missed steak
You just keep on trying till you run out the bank.
Now the border get done and you make unban all the guns
For the people who are Americans

>>29396020
https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so05.wav
There's a website for this you know.

https://theportalwiki.com/wiki/GLaDOS_voice_lines

I find it quite fun to use.

>>29400589

There's no escaping politics or religion on the internet, friendo.

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>>29402021
>Grab her by the pussy
Pic related

>>29402176
this

>>29401711
>>29401722
I hope I don't get a virus...

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>>29402508
I'd rather him then Clinton.
We were going to die either way, I didn't need to hear her cackles as my last thought.

>>29402406
There's always a risk.

>>29402565
Fuck it, I have Norton.

>>29402736
That's the spirit.

>>29400589
>obama pics and jokes were all /pol/ related
He's the president of the US, so it's a pretty relevant topic.

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>>29402021
I'm not even angry
You're being so fired right now
Even though you voted for
Hillary

>>29402539
>replying to pasta

This was a tr(i)ump(h).
I'm making a wall here.
Huge success.
It's hard to overstate their triggeredness.
Republican Party:
we make america great again.
For the god of all americans.
Except for beaners.
There's no sense crying over every missed steak.
You just keep on trying till you run out the bank.
Now the border get done and you make unban all the guns.
For the people who are Americans.
I'm not even angry
You're being so fired right now
Even though you voted for
Hillary

Requesting more ideas.

>>29400532
>Valve is currently working on a game
Hahaha, no they're not.

Those days are over.

>>29401711
>>29401722
Nice dubs.


I wouldn't mind if you continued this.

>>29402508

Automated machine searching for keywords and then inserts this message. (Or a handful others.)
Not very creative. Can't they autoban this exact sentence?

>>29396014
I'm okay with this.

>>29401722
>robot pony pussy is so cold that everytime she puts it in, your boner softens
>she clearly doesn't like that. She looks around the room to find a solution.
What does she find, /mlp/? What should she do?

>>29401722
>>29401711
Please continue

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>>29395942
I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN OP'S FAGGOTRY

I don't get it