Which mare would most likely be into ss?

>>29395312
Silver Spoon or Sunset Shimmer?

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>>29395312
Strawberry shakes?

>>29395312
Super Soakers or Schutzstaffel?

>>29395312
Sarah Silverman? Hopefully none of them. She's so unfunny.

>>29395312
Aryanne.

>>29395312
Ponka

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>>29395312

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>>29395679
I want Ponka to /ss/ me

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>"What’s up my faithful followers? Welcome back to my channel. So, right now I’m hanging out with my totally awesome, very special new friend, Anon. Say ’What’s up?’, Anon."
"…Hi."
>"Anon here is like, the coolest kid you’ll ever meet. He’s- How old are you? Look at the camera little dude."
"N-nine."
>"Wow! Nine years old. Now Anon comes from a place that’s a long ways away. And he tells me that where he comes from boys aren’t supposed to like ponies. But see, Anon really, REALLY likes ponies. And that makes him just so awesome. He also tells me he really likes candy. Who doesn’t love candy, right? So after dinner we’re gonna give him some really sweet treats to try."

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>>29397761

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>>29397765
>Applejack smiled serenely as the waitress took her order. She knew her connections with royalty meant that she did not need to maintain the facade, but the thrill in flaunting their prize to the powerless public was just too delicious.
>"Wah dontcha be a good colt an’ scoot along over here…" she says as she gestures with a hoof.
"I dont like this miss Dash, when you said you were going to take me to Manehattan, I though you were just going to take me to the park."
>Applejack ignores the miniature human’s protests as she idly strokes his head. She knew that her partner in crime could barely contain herself given that silly grin, but she was different, she knew by experience that delaying her pleasure for as long as possible made it all the better.
>"Wussat shoogger cube? Ya wanna sleep over with yer big sisters Apple and Rainbow?"
"But m-mom said I shouldn’t sleep with…"
>"Now now Anon, there’s nothing wrong with sleeping with your sisters." She gives rainbow dash the briefest of winks before continuing "I can guarantee that its ok, its an apple familiy tradition after all"
"I-I want to go home…"
>"Stop being such a killjoy Anon" The cyan pegasus interrupts "we just got here! Now why dont you have a little more of this soda? This is going to be a long day little guy, and you’re going to need all the help you can get to stay hydrated"

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>>29397768
There was another shoop with faust joining in before they got busted but I can't find it.

>>29395325
>Sunset Shimmer

He asked about canon ponies not OCs.

>>29397761
Sensible chuckle.gif

>>29395312
ss?

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>>29395312
None, because they're all reasonably well adjusted.

But which ones would I like to see? Probably either Cheerilee or Mrs. Cake.

>>29399844
>they're all reasonably well adjusted
DYEWTS
It was established in the first episode that everypony in Ponyville is crazy, and nothing has been shown or told since to contradict that.

>>29400342
Yeah but if all of them are crazy relative to us, they're not crazy relative to each other. Hence why I said "reasonably".

>>29400375
All of them are crazy relative to Twilight Sparkle, who isn't the most well-adjusted poner to begin with.

>>29395312
I would

>>29399844
>implying Rainbow Dash hasn't choked on Rumble's foal pole while he wears frilly lingerie

>>29395312
Scoobie squats? Probably RD since she's into fitness

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>>29402611
She's a cardio bunny. R63 Bulk Biceps is more likely to be into that.