why is she such a brony bait character?

>>29395091
>large
>shitty format
well, you still manage to get replies so you must be doing something right, faggot

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>>29395091
Because pride flag

>>29395144
>Ponysexual
the fuck

>>29395169
somebody who's only into ponies like me

>>29395194
Not a real thing. No one's actually into ponies

>>29395218
>No one's actually into ponies

>>29395410
It's true. I'm not attracted to pony, it's completely ironic.

>>29395445
I guess you're in the minority then.

>>29395483
I might be in denial
I get a weird feeling when I see the lewd ponies. I really don't want to be into that

>>29395490
Embrace it, anon.
Go deeper down the rabbit hole

>>29395144
>Nobody likes background horse.

Kek.

She's Sonic the Hedgehog with wings, basically.

>>29395091
Because this fandom has a lot of overlap with Sonic the Hedgehog, the titular character also being blue and fast.

>>29395522
but nobody likes sonic, they all like shadow and knuckles

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>>29395144
this chart is hilarious.
muh waifu popularity though.

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>>29395513
Duh, that's like saying water is wet. She's a goddamned redneck hick, has no goals in life, and no character development due to this: Twilight has her princesshood to grow with, Dash wants to be a wonderbolt/be like daring do/be a War commander in the bad future, Rarity wants to open more dress shops... Applejack's entire premise from cutie mark chronicles is "I don't want shit in life". So she has nothing to build episodes around or hype fans about.
Additionally, she can't pull in the young boys who want badass action, as that shit goes to Twilight, and to a small degree (ironically) rainbow dash. There's a reason McDonalds never has her in toys (They gave glimmer a toy last time but no AJ. Let that sink in. Glimmer is more popular than AJ)

>>29395600
That's good Anon. She's going to need only the most loyal and dedicated in her loneliness, that's you

>>29395144
That chart is old as fuck. also, no glimglam on it.

>>29395683
Kill yourself.

>>29395948
The truth sucks, doesn't it?

>>29395948
He's right though anon

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>>29395144
>fags like to pretend that the rainbow character represents their ideologies and lifestyle even though faust herself says she doesn't and she was going to have a completely different color scheme if it wasn't for copyright or some shit like that
When are we going to purge the fags and dykes again?

>>29395091
She's the initial "badass" character that attracts newfags. which is ironic because she never gets to get into fights except to get worfed. She's like the show's yamcha

>>29396801
it's not ironic, it's inaccurate

>>29396817
her entire sonic rainboom thing and the "big adventure" line. She's very clearly setup as the adventure character.

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>>29395091
>brony
Let me stop you there

>>29396885
one would assume so, but faust made sure to establish suelight as the brave fearless heroin from the very first episode, confronting and charging towards NMM, hydras and ursas even before sonic rainboom aired

>>29397013
that's only in recent seasons, when the show started you had lines like "what would a brave pony like rainbow dash do?" and she was kept in her niche. they made twilight more action oriented to try and bump her sales.

ironically, they went back to her original characterization with EQG twilight.

>>29397168
the three threats i mentioned happened in the first half of S1, that was literally all the action at that point

>>29395144
>Rarity having only ~1% variance
That's who's got the true fanbase.
>Fluttershy's increase with homosex
>AJ's drop with cloppers
kek

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>>29397580
>>Rarity having only ~1% variance
>That's who's got the true fanbase.
Bam.

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>>29395144
>Ponysexual
I'm not much of a fan of using tags, but I'm totally adopting this one foot the sake of accuracy. And cringe.

Does Tumblr approve of this sexuality? If they do, maybe we could bring our war to a truce.

>>29397644

>Implying Tumblr will ever be okay with men liking ponies

>>29397660
>Implying Tumblr will ever be okay with men
Fix'd.

Rainbow is popular with people because she's the jock tomboy and they choose to like her because they're afraid of being caught liking girly ponies.

>>29397660
>>29397664
But as a ponysexuals the heteropatriarchy is oppressing us too. We're a minority and we deserve respect and support.

>>29397673
Nigger, your fake sexuality that is just actually a fetish for drawn cartoon horses doesn't even compare.

I mean, I get that you're just shitposting, but still.

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>>29397756
>doesn't even compare
If we're getting serious now, I usually define myself as asexual. I never felt attraction for women nor men. Not just "after I started clopping" or shit, but never in my entire life. I don't want to play the "I'm a victim too" card, I know that every day gay people and transgender people are beaten all around the world because they can't hide what they are. I don't need to "hide" anything, and I know it makes me luckier than them.

Literally every LGTBWHATEVER+ activist I've ever met had always the same reply for me. "Asexual? Lol, no, that doesn't exist, you're just another cishet scum shitlord trying to control us, it's just that you're a weirdo that can't get laid." Well, maybe they're right and asexuality doesn't exist. Hence I'll define myself as "ponysexual", because cartoon ponies are literally the only thing I would want to have sex with. With the obvious advantage for me that they're not real and I'll never have to actually do it.

And frankly, I really don't think that society would accept at all people who identified themselves as "ponysexuals". So, if it's really what defines me, and I have to hide it, I'm indeed "oppressed". I didn't invent the rules, I'm just following them.

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>>29396101
Judging a merit of a character by a MC doll availability it clinically autistic.

>>29395683
What about pink horse? Oh wait, I think you intentionally left her out because almost the same applies to her (except the redneck part).

> Pinkfag spotted

>>29397905
>I never felt attraction for women nor men
Ever feel attraction for mares or stallions?