>"I'm going to die on this farm, aren't I?"

I want Big Mac to cock vore me

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>>29394100
Nah, we are going to replace you with a donkey and you are going to die in the apple cellar fapping to Zebra porn.

>>29394108
There are worse ways to die.

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>>29394100
Everyone else in your family has.

>>29394100
No you'll die in a gay bathhouse with Dutch over.

>>29394100
>"I'm going to die on this farm, aren't I?"

Oh god, I know this terrible feel. I've been trying to leave this piece of shit village for 10 years, but the more I struggle the more it seems to pull me in and bind me. My earliest memory is of this house, and 28 years later I'm still here. I bet I'll die in this shitty 3x3m room too. Probably by suicide in a few years.

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>>29394100
And your sister is going to go on to bigger and better things and no one will ever remember your name; you'll just be "The brother of applejack" to everyone.

>>29394364
I know that feeling too, man. I think, perhaps, your issue is that despite how you may hate your town and want to escape it, it is a source of comfort for you. You have to be wary of what is comfortable. That which is comfortable is not always what is good and can lead to an even worse thing: complacency. Never be complacent, my man. Distrust your comfort, especially if it doesn't bring you happiness. The best thing I ever did was jump without a parachute. Sometimes that is exactly what you need to do. Even if you have no contingency or backup plans, sometimes you just need to jump and enjoy wherever the fall takes you.

>>29394383
>Living in a younger siblings shadow.
The feels are too real.

>>29394100
At least you got job security.

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>>29394100
I was bored so I made this for shits and giggles
This guys from Red Dead Redemption in case you don't know

>The mysterious man in the black suit and top hat stood atop the hill overlooking Sweet Apple Acres
>Big Mac walked up to him from behind
>The stallion had run into this odd being time and time again who seemed to know everything about him, always prodding and judging him with personal questions
>Big Mac would always ask in return who he was, but the man would always avoid the question
>Up until now, this man merely made Big Mac curious, but now that he was trespassing on his farm and he somehow knew where he lived, Big Mac had lost patience with this man
>The man idled back and forth, hands behind his back
>In his polite tone, the man in black asked
>"Ain't this a beautiful spot?"
>Notably more aggressive, Big Mac retorted
"Sure. What are you doing here?"
>"My accounts. I'm an accountant, you see."
>The red stallion advanced upon the man until a foot away, glaring
"Is that so?"
>Avoiding Big Mac's eye, he turned elsewhere with a smile
>"In a way."
"What's your name?"
>Turning his head downwards the man gave the pony a mock look of embarrassment
>"You know, Mac? I don't rightly remember.
>The man's face curled into a smug grin which only angered the stallion greater
>On the verge of yelling, Mac repeated
"Tell me your darn name and where you know me from!"
>"Well, I know you from Ponyville, New Appleoosa, Canterlot...Hell, I know you from all over."
>Running out of patience with this man's refusal, Big Mac prepared himself to buck this cretin
>Despite his better judgement, the pony gave him one last warning
"Tell me your name or I'll wont be responsible for my actions!"
>The man's smug face dissipated to one of pity
>"Oh I assure you, you will be."
>The man quickly looked down at the earth beneath him
"My, my this is a lovely spot,"

>>29394954
>Adjusting his hat, the man nodded and started to walk away
>"See you around, big guy..."
>Thoroughly done with this suited man's constant puzzles, Big Mac had enough
>He didn't care if this maimed him in the slightest
>Rearing up with all his might, Big Mac raged through gritted teeth
"Goddess damn you!"
>Still walking away with his hands behind his back the man replied with a chuckle
>"She already has, Mac!"
>With the force to shatter boulders, Big Mac kicked
>To his utter shock, the hit missed completely despite Big Mac was right next to him
>With a bewildered look, Big Mac turned to see if the man somehow dodged his kick
>His mouth dropped, as he feel on his haunches
>The man was still there, slowly walking away like before
>The stallion's kick passed right through him
"How in tarnation...?"
>Big Mac rubbed his eyes
>Upon opening them, he fell backwards in utter disbelief
>The man in the black suit was gone

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>>29394383
>>29394469
>younger sister is an aide to parliament in Oz
>younger brother is on track to get a high paying job with the state
>I'm still working a shit pt job

>>29394100
I'm going to die in this website

>>29394489
>false-flagging this hard

Nice try leftypoo

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>>29394364
>tfw the same but 27

>>29394461
>tfw how hard this hits home

>>29394364
God, I know this feel. LEAVE THE TOWN. LEAVE THE FUCKING TOWN, YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT IT. IF YOU WEREN'T BETTER THAN IT, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO NOTICE WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT. GET OUT AND GET OUT NOW. MAKE PONY CONTENT FOR MONEY IF YOU NEED IT.
>>29394461
This.

>>29394461
I got the opposite problem of you anons. Ever since I was a kid I've been having to move from place to place. It's like I can't live a couple years without going to some new area and having no one there. I live in NY now and had been moving back and forth from it for the last 10 years. I wish it felt like I had a home. I don't feel like I've had a place to call my own since I was a wee kid

>>29394108
>fapping to Zebra porn.

Why fap when he can have Zecora?

>>29394100
Eyup.

>>29395241
Home is where you make it, Anon. My "home" became tainted with bad memories. I don't really feel like I have much of a home either, anymore. For a long time I was very alone, most of close friends' lives taking them away from me. So I have been trying something. I have been looking inward and trying to perfect being alone. I'm learning how to be my own company. How to be my own best friend. I understand how it may sound pathetic, but I see some virtue in it. I think that one must learn to like, love and live with themselves before they can do any of it properly with other people. Perfect being alone. Then you may be happy in the absence of people and comfortable wherever you may be.

Hell, I'm 18 at the moment and my biggest dream after getting my degree in Aerospace Engineering. Besides becoming an astronaut. Is owning a little bit of land. A thousand acres in Az,TX, or MT. A place where I can call my own and raise a decent family far away from all of this hell.

>>29395288

>Why fap when he can have Zecora?

I've always wanted green text about Zebra women being the equivalent of black men, being renowned for their sexual prowess, and Zecora cucking all the mares of ponyville.

>>29394960
mate if you're going to do a crossover then you should transfer the characters themselves into the universe and write original dialogue in turn with what they'd say instead of just using the same script but replacing the characters.

>>29394100


Big Mac would not be depressed.
Big Mac is one of the only goddamned males in the entire goddamned town. He can have as much sex as he wants and not worry about anything or anyone but his dick getting tired.

I bet he could even fuck Applebloom without any problems

>>29396933
>dick getting tired.
I don't think you know how it works. It's more of a painful thing. The dick is always willing but the pain makes the body not.

>>29397102

Doesn't matter, asshat! Big Mac has a harem in that goddamned town, and he knows it.

Have you ever seen a male other than BM? I bet he has fucked Rarity more times than a fuck machine set to the level of 'fuck'.

>>29394383
Feels good that my sister is obese, working a minimum wage job, and "dating" a black guy she met on tinder.

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>>29397130

Okay Mac, that's enough rumors for today. Rarity's not going to be happy with you. AJ too.

I'm gonna watch brotherhooves social again.

And then maybe cry into a pillow.

>>29396685
>>>/rgre/

>>29394100
>Nah, did you forget? You can't kill an Earth pony on Equestrian soil

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>>29395241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t4i7frhNUs

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>that one green where Big Mac goes to Canterlot to join the guard academy, but has to come back home due to the tragic death of his parents.

>>29396685
STRIPED

>>29394100
>having a community
>having access to pure virgin waifus
I wouldn't complain.

>>29401701
Wasn't that Jeff Mango, or "That Happy Guy"? I definitely remember something like that.

>>29394100
He's literally going to die on the farm. From either an accident or just straight up working too hard. And Applejack won't be around cause she's gotta be some kinda savior. Then Applebloom grows to hate her sister because she feels like she neglected the farm to the point that Big Mac had to work himself to death to keep it afloat.

>>29404700
You know, I honestly don't remember. The one I'm talking about was just a single post. Real succinct and punchy.

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>>29404706
poor big mac

>Grandmother is one of the founders of Ponyville
>His little sister is a savior of Equestria and travels the world (not always for good reasons, but still does)
>His little little sister has gotten to carry the Ponyville flag at the Equestria Games and was the flower girl at the Royal Canterlot Wedding
>Mac kicks trees really hard and got to hang out with Discord that one time

I hope he actually did something when he was that talkative teenager because it seems like that was his only chance. Unless Rarity makes the Ponytones a global phenomenon.

>>29404850
Is it that poem one where he's a fag?

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>>29405790
Maybe the Macintosh Hills on the Equestrian map are named after him.

>>29405882
I wouldn't say it was a poem, but it was >implied he was a fag who was in love with Shining Armor.

Though I'd be very surprised if there was more than one one-shot green where Big Mac is a fag in the guard academy.

>>29405888

I thought about the Macintosh Hills, but I couldn't remember if that name came from a fan map or an official map. So thanks for the reminder.

>>29394100
Yes and you will be chewing Granny Smith's food for her.

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>>29394100
Yup, you're gonna be doing back-breaking labor all day, every day, from sunrise to sunset, until you finally work youself into your grave. This is your life, enjoy it.

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>>29401701
>>29404700

>>29396685

>big mac having a relationship with zecora while trying to keep it a secret from his redneck family

i want green

>>29410214
i second this