Somebody care to explain?

>>29387182
The site is ran by literal retards?

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>>29387182

>>29387199
Yeah pretty much

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>>29387182
Maybe the guy in charge of the Twitter account was high?

>>29387229
The image gallery is real though

>>29387182
That's an Indominus Rex. Did you really think the lovely T-Rex would go for such shit pon?

>>29387234
So we're supposed to be debating on why there is an image gallery of DashxRexy and not why EqD made a post about it?
In that case, you probably haven't seen the gif of Star Fox being turned into a dino dong.

>>29387182
Hey, dude, even dinosaurs need porn.

>>29387252
Why the hell would anybody make a gallery of RD & a T-rex???

>>29387182
What the shit

>>29387262
Because a lot of people like dinosaurs and this subset of the population likes ponies.
It's only natural that we're gonna wanna have 'em fuck.
TwixBrachy when?

HOLY SHIT WHY??

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Pony version of Amazon Dinosaur Erotica.

And before you start laughing, let this sink in:
People buy that

>>29387182
They must be reeeeeeeeeeally bored.

itt: /mlp/ throwing stones in their glass basements

'ha ha ha those guys are weird and stupid and retarded', says legal adult male with 'only' 25GB of meticulously-curated anatomically correct show-accurate My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic pornography, while masturbating to >greentext pornographic fan fiction

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>>29387392
>Gay Unicorns Three Book Collection

>>29387182
So what? There's a fanfic where Dash falls in love a sink

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What the fuck is going on

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>>29387182
I'm not sure I wouldn't fap to it. But seriously, who wouldn't cum inside rainbow dash?

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>>29387392
>Amazon Dinosaur Erotica.

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>>29387392
There is no fucking way this is supposed to be taken seriously.

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>>29387809
>Book Three
I missed that part first time around.

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>>29387809
I have seen way too many people who were brainfucked beyond the rainbow that I can no longer tell if this is a very well though out bait or someone is actually making hell of a money with this shit.

>>29387182
It's "Rainbow Dash Day" and they were taking suggestions. This ended up in their suggestion box. Presumably they haven't gotten many good submissions, or maybe the whole dinosaur/pony aspect was too fucking good for a dragonfag like Seth to ignore.

>>29387927
It's obviously either someone copying Chuck Tingle's shtick, or a pseudonym/real name for Chuck Tingle himself.
https://www.amazon.com/Hunter-Fox/e/B00JQR4I0G
https://www.amazon.com/Chuck-Tingle/e/B00SF2MTYK

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>>29387392

>he makes a living writing gay dinosaur sex fanfiction

I've seen people makes less honest livings

>>29387182
EqD being shit and supporting even more irrelevant shit? What's new?

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>>29387182
>>29387392
>>29387809
I've seen xeno/nightmare waifu threads on /aco/, makes me wonder if they have dino threads

>>29387969
There have been at least a couple of dino threads on /trash/.

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>>29387392
https://damiengwalter.com/2013/11/30/a-billionaire-dinosaur-forced-me-gay-the-review/
>Perhaps the writing can be forgiven if there is an underlying meaning to it all. Indeed, it seems like there might be an important message about race and economic inequality hidden in this story about financially-savvy dinosaurs taking over the world. We learn early on that the main character, John, has a father who is a bigot and can’t tolerate dinosaurs in positions of power. However, if we follow the real-world analogue too far, it gets very questionable very quickly. The billionaire dinosaur is just as bigoted (“how do you think we as a species have risen so quickly to the top?” he asks rhetorically, apparently referring to all dinosaurs as a species), and John later comes to agree with his intolerant father.

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>>29388077
>can’t tolerate dinosaurs in positions of power

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>>29388108
WHAT
THE
FLYING
DUCK
?
?
?

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>>29387949
>https://www.amazon.com/Chuck-Tingle/e/B00SF2MTYK

LOOK AT THE FUCKING RATINGS!
4-5 STARS EVERYWHERE

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>>29388113
I'm fucking dying here

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>>29387949
>butt trilogy

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>>29387966
>someone is actually buying them and using them as fap material

Wasn't a dinosaur erotica novel nominated for a Hugo Award a few years ago?

>>29388156
Last year, actually. It was up against The Cutie Map.

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>>29388156
It's him. Chuck Tingle.

>pounded in the butt by my own butt
I don't...even...

>>29388145
Hülye bróni, lol!

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>>29388077
>a complete utter bullshit review of a complete utter bullshit porn novel of a complete utter bullshit setting and topic

My brothers, I'm very happy and proud to be just a simple ponyfag and nothing of such magnitude.

>>29388162
Oh yeah, I remember that.

The Cutie Map came in dead last in its category, too. At least the people presenting the awards were polite enough to clap for it.

>>29388166
>Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt.

This man has gone above and beyond "I don't give a fuck."

That or he gets high off his ass and writes erotica based on what seemed like a great idea at the time.

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>>29388172
Irondreams menny vissza deviantartra légyszi

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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/02/an-entire-25-image-gallery-of-rainbow.html

It's incredible

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>>29388182
Shush, anon, this man is pure genius: he writes green tier erotica (the review posted earlier said the book was long 15 pages) and PEOPLE BUY IT

HE GETS MONEY FROM DOING THE SAME THING MOST WRITEFAG HERE DO.

Also, the third chapter/short novel of this book is apparently titled "Pounded in the butt by my book 'Pounded in the butt by my own butt' ". This kind of lunacy deserves some respect, if you ask me.

>>29388182
I expected The Cutie Map to lose, but I'm surprised and a bit appalled that the Jessica Jones finale is what took it (especially over Doctor Who's fantastic "Heaven Sent"). I guess they took the criticisms of Who always sweeping that category to heart.

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>>29388210
>They are all shitty photoshop edits
Well that was underwhelming.

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>>29387182
>>29387235
>>29388210

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>>29388210
this autism is beyond sonic tier

>>29388231
>Pounded in the Butt By My Book 'Pounded in My Own Butt'"


>"So, Karen, what's your son do for a living? I haven't seen him in a while."
>"...He writes books."
>"Oh? What kind of books?"
>"..."
>"Oh come on, Karen, it's just books, I'm sure it can't be that ba-"
>"My son writes books about his own books fucking him in the ass."
>"...Oh. I see."
>"Yeah."
>"...Where can I get a copy?"

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>>29388255
And that's not even the most weird thing he wrote

>>29388260
See, this is why I said he got high as fuck and wrote down whatever sounded like a good idea.

Or maybe "Chuck Tingle" is like Alan Smithee and just used for the weird-ass erotica book industry.

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>>29388231
>>29388260
Aaaaaaand that's about enough internet for today.

>>29388236
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the entire Awards just a shitshow that year?

>>29388283
Not really. Rabid Puppies gamed a lot of stuff into the nominations in 2016, but they and the Sad Puppies have been doing that for a while now. This most recent list was actually less controversial than the ones in years past.

>>29388294
Ah.

Well, hopefully it doesn't get worse this year.

>>29388191
KEK.
Nem vagyok Irondreams, te meg mássz vissza a hunbrony fórumra, ahová való vagy! És vidd a szaros /pol/-tier "reakcióképeidet", mert az ócska balkáni politikai mocsok szart sem érdekel egy burger image board-on.

>>29388318
>Slav
Stop being so Borat, guys.

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>>29388260
>Handsome Sentient Food
It's not like we don't have that.

>>29388330
>foodpone general has been gone for 4 years

>>29388330
...ok, now all we need is a writefag to write a quick green where a beautiful mare becomes lesbian after pizza pone and coke pone force her into a food orgy. I already got the title

"Food Pone fucked me in the Plot and turned me lesbian"

>>29388327
Sorry, it just pissed me off that a faggot from my country started to shill his political butthurt here.

Not slav tho

>>29388344
>/mlp/ presents: Daring Do and the Food Pone that Fucked Me in the Plot and Turned Me Lesbian

>>29388376
>The Taco Pone That Ate My Taco

>>29388391
>A tale of two Tacos in a Taco Pone's plot

>>29388152
>fap material
>not schlick material

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>>29388376
>A Lesbian Pizza Horse Pounded My Panini And Made Me Gay For Food (The Official Film Novelization)

>the board that has vore, fart and diaper fetish generals is salty about a t-rex romance gallery.

>>29388652
By Tingle Berry

>>29388680
>not knowing the difference between salt and just plain confusion
Surely you aren't this stupid

>>29387182
Fucking site is dying and they are desperate for click bait. Fuck EQD and their tard readers. the coments are horrid.

>>29389466
>eqd is dying
>earns $1000/month on patreon

Someone need to post this in /lit/

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>>29389559
I don't think they would make a big deal about it.

>>29389466
Do you even know what clickbait is?

This is just something that was submitted by a user for Rainbow Dash Day, and Seth decided to shitpost with it, because Seth shitposting is what started EqD in the first place.

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>>29387182
>>29387235
>>29388210
just stop

>>29387392
Well...we all have fantasies of having romantic relationship with magical talking horses
Who cares?

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>>29387182

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>>29388318
Cry some more

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>>29387809
There's a sense of humor to the cover art, but it's as serious as any other erotica. My old girlfriend did a review of one, they have strait ones too and they're marketed to woman.

I read the good parts, a woman was in a cave, cavewoman, she had been captured by a t-rex. Eventually they fuck.

Now that I think about it, she never did that review....

Damn, we could have been sharing so much.

>>29387182
That's no T-Rex, it's the Indominus from Jurassic World REEEEEEEE

>>29388077
>“how do you think we as a species have risen so quickly to the top?” he asks rhetorically, apparently referring to all dinosaurs as a species
This made me laugh more than it should have.

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>>29388231
>the third chapter/short novel of this book is apparently titled "Pounded in the butt by my book 'Pounded in the butt by my own butt' "
Cried laughing at this shit. Thanks for making my day, /mlp/.

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>>29387392
I can't

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>this entire thread

>>29388166
I shudder to imagine to logistics of using one's own butt to pound one's own butt.

>>29389629
Jesus fuck and I thought we were autistic.

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>>29391610
>implying it's not just tame erotica of "The day my butt went psyco"

>>29389629
Why is that, regardless of board, a thread's attempt at being civil ends as well as baking a Souflé using a sledge hammer.

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>>29388210
Clever girl?
No?

>>29388327
>Slav
Hung white horse "riders" iykwim

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>>29387235
That's kind of hot, in a non ironically way

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>>29388210
SHIT, WHY DO I GET TURNED ON BY THIS?

>>29387392
>Looks at the author
>Theater
>Film
>Television
>Acts

Sounds like Beans the writefag...The scary thing is I can totally imagine him writing these books and taking them seriously.

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>>29387392
>with a wicked sense of humor

>>29394391
We don't know what Beans looks like. It very well might be him for all we know. I mean for fuck's sake, this is a guy who ended a cute green about an obsessive Twilight Sparkle with Godzilla raping her.

>>29394460
...was it good?

>>29388231
This guy is also allegedly a Tae Kwon Do master. I mean if that's not talent then idk what is, to be able to write such prolific pieces such as these.

>>29394801
someone came on here a while ago and said it was a music guy named glow bug.

>>29388113
>Hugo-nominated author Chuck Tingle
Oh god, my sides. He must have been nominated during that Hugo Award drama last year.

There's been complaints for a few years about how basically the Hugos are awarded based on conformance to left-wing orthodoxy and message-pushing rather than being quality sci-fi/fantasy. But last year some /pol/-tier youtuber decided that instead of fixing the problem (by nominating good SF/F that was overlooked due to politics), he'd rather ruin everything, so he ran a campaign to fill the nominations with stuff that obviously shouldn't win. That's why "The Cutie Map" got Hugo-nominated for no apparent reason, and apparently Chuck Tingle did as well.

>>29387788
I like to think I have standards

>>29388210
> I'm sorry

My sides

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>this entire thread
I'm at a loss for words
I mean
how does something like this exist?

>>29389629
Is that girl still on the Internet? Could someone link her Tumblr?

>>29395210
Wait, uh, what?

>>29388330
I would let a mare made of pizza fuck me in the butt.

Unless her cock was crust.

That's the deal breaker.

>>29397122
>I would let a mare made of pizza fuck me in the butt.
>Unless her cock was crust.
>That's the deal breaker.


even if it was that yummy, melted-cheese-filled crust?

>>29389629
Jesus Christ that's horrible

>>29394801
Funny thing, I used to use prolific the same way as you before I learned what it meant. Look it up, friendo

I have the oddest fucking boner right now.

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what is going on here

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>>29387182

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>>29387392

Remember that somebody actually took the time to write these AND someone else published them.

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I just woke up what the FUCK?

>>29395210
they both did just tweet about similar topics, kidney stones

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>>29387949

Ron isn’t a fan of Domald Tromp, but he can’t help feeling like the doomsday predictions of the man’s upcoming presidency are a little overblown. As far as Ron can tell, nothing in his daily routine has really altered that much.

All of this changes, however, when Ron notices a little black censorship bar lying out on the sidewalk, and even more hanging from a familiar apple tree. This is how Ron learns that Tromp has signed an executive order to redact the concept of apples, but Ron still does his best to ignore it.

Soon, Dom Tromp is redacting things left and right, sending the entire country into turmoil. When a heroic REDACTED shows up to save the day, will him and Ron be able to prove love is real while there’s still time left?

This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on sentient censored being action, including anal, blowjobs, REDACTED, rough sex, and gay politically concealed information love

>>29387392
What?

No Fluoride in the Water Forced Me Gay?

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>>29397154
>"Oh yes! Fill my butt with your molten Mozzarella!"
>"I wanna see the strings of cheese suspending from your crusty member to my butthole as you slowly pull out!"
>"Feed me dinner through my butt!"

>>29392604
Eh, Lauren didn't leave injured after her visit.

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>>29400173
no
stop
if you continue, i'm going to have to start fapping, and I would really rather not do that right now
i'm eating ice cream and my hand is cold

>>29400179
In fact, she actually ended up getting a scarf with the 4cc team stuff on it
she also ended up getting a custom 4cc team jersey which looks pretty bomb-ass btw, we should use it in winter

the lesson is, those of us on 4chan don't always fuck shit up when we try to be civil for a lady...

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>>29400187
>"My, your cheese is so calorie-laden... I might get fat from too much buttsex."
>"If you carry on pumping me full, I won't need to eat for a week!"
>"But it's so warm inside me! Feed my belly more!"

>>29388166
That's nothing.

Buck Trungle is a world famous writer who is sick and tired of living in the shadow of his own books. But when his most recent novel, “Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt” contacts him out of the blue and threatens a lawsuit, it’s a fear that Buck must now face head on.

Buck’s novel is looking to collect royalties on sales of himself, and Buck’s lawyer is urging the writer to settle out of court, but when author and book finally meet face-to-face things take a turn for the erotic.

Soon enough, Buck is selling himself to seal the deal with this sentient novel, but can he give his ass away without giving a piece of his heart, as well?

This erotic tale is 4,500 words of sizzling human on gay book action, including anal, blowjobs, facials, rough sex, and litigious living novels.