Momlestia 41

>>29384170

Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others) Archive 2.0
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>Trippy_Shippy
Change of view - Ded http://pastebin.com/45xcRavp
Forgiveness to end my pain http://pastebin.com/bAUG8RnS
Linguistic Walls http://pastebin.com/4sXpk2QJ

>Crimson
Bathtime http://pastebin.com/ndbKQ6y2
Celestia and BabyAnon http://pastebin.com/gzWVHUGi
Momlestia [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/6FAnBYyH
Mommy Issues http://pastebin.com/0TrELSqs
Safe in Her Womb [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/E2fvUYuB
Milk of The Sun [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/gGyQRDQt
Milk of The Sun II [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/kD8xEmc1

>Blue Feather
Good Morning Sunshine http://pastebin.com/Rtr6VwJM

>AfterHours
Ten Years http://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
Chrysalis: Kidnapped http://pastebin.com/XvD076Gt
Ten Years: Bedtime http://pastebin.com/pi9DmLAD
Ten Years: Sick http://pastebin.com/yigHazpS
Gala http://pastebin.com/hcZLUefZ
Ten Years: Mother's Day http://pastebin.com/ChZyyDRB
Camping Gone Wrong [EqG] http://pastebin.com/BDh8TQzG
Ten Years: Sleeping Through the Night http://pastebin.com/eXKhXGTZ
Ten Years: Nightmare Night http://pastebin.com/9Z1ihdJh
Just Pretending http://pastebin.com/5yLC320R
Nightmare [EqG] http://pastebin.com/7HAeaNuM

>SomeFag
Memories Of Anon http://pastebin.com/02YCRFN7

>Unbirthusiast
Celestia unbirths Anonymous [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/GzC2VR09

>Freud would be proud [NSFW] (CYOA) (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP

>JazzTeeth
A Gift from the Sun [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E

>LoreLove
Celestia Wrestles Anon [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/fz1BGava
Celestia, Luna, and Anon Try Yoga [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/fg2rKuVf
Celestia and Anon Shop Clothes [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/C8DnvwBw

>F#cked up Oedipal HumanXCelestia Unbirth [NSFW] (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/zsRTzrUN

>RainbowWarrior0924
Nectar of the Goddess [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/XUDbjjE6
Milk and Honey [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/NJn2CtCi

>>29384175

>UnreliableAnon
Meeting Anon's Girlfriend http://pastebin.com/qwLL2yWA
Revised Evil Momlestia story http://pastebin.com/ds1KSjBa

>Woofr
Morning for Momlestia Thread http://pastebin.com/3igfBZYv

>Anonymous
Anon and Celestia play in the snow http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/#20486449

>Faggoat
Mama Celestia [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/SwmMJTkN

>Teegray
Sunburned http://pastebin.com/8V0F7kp5 (unfinished/dead)

>Mr. Zed
http://pastebin.com/cV0Qv4hm (unfinished)

>Ditherer
The Westmost Edge of the World http://pastebin.com/LKrb1cdE

>>29384180

Momlestia archive
Every time I look at you Anon, All I see is a foal in need of a mother.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18634110/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18720076/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18780065/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18822963/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18863855/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18931039/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19070626/
#5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19209388/
#6 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19237477/
#7 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19285044/
#8 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19390548/
#9 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19479388/
#10 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19583100/
#11 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19687089/
#12 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19827068/
#13 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19947205/
#14 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20111754/
#14.5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20244209/
#15 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/
#16 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20629973/
#17 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20790596/
#18 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20978531/
#19 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21360623/
#20 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21620837/
#20.1 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21639886/
#21 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21986248/
#22 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/22650134/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23100597/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23432726/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23503970/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23701855/
#24 Take 2 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23905846/
#25 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/24411666/
#26 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25089054/
#26.1 Nightmare Night https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25247204/
#27 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25679302/
#28 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25808368/
#29 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26189238/

>>29384186
#30 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26696513/
#31 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26818287/
#32 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27147743/
#33 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27438466/
#34 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27715811
#35 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27958261
#36 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28229646
#37 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28475588
#38 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28780033
#39 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28972199
#40 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29120533

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>>29384170
Welcome home, /mom/. I missed you.

>>29384223
"Mom, i told you once, and i'll tell you a thousand times".
>You say as you rub your face.
"You have a throne, made with the best materials of the land, why are you sitting in the box?"

Oh thank fuck, I was terrified that no one would actually make the thread, and I'm too much of a newfag to do it myself.

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>'Anonymous, are you HIGH right now, young man?'
>Oh my god, that neon leopard in the clown wig is talking to you
>"Whaaaaat....?"

>>29384566
>Give creature biiiiig Hug.
>Mom loves the affection.

>>29384688
>"You're so soft, oooooh~ It's like hugging a ....thing that's really soft~"
>'D-don't try to dance around the question, Anonymous.'
>[Incoherent mumbling from chest fluff]

>>29384749
>"It's like your a cute marshmallow and soooffftt, leopard."
>Honey, please, please not in front of the servants.
>[starts to inadvertently snuggle back]

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>>29384849

>>29384869
How comfy.

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>"We trust thou art finding this night enjoyable, M'nephew?"

>>29385000
Mooooomm, Auntie's trying to be someone she isn't again.
[Celestia initiates "Be Yourself" protocol, snuggling and lecturing ensue]

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>"Hello, and welcome back to Afternoon Tea with I, one half of your benevolent rulers, Princess Celestia."
>"A in Canterlot, you've the floor."
>'Hey mom, does Twilight know you're the one eating her lunches from the fridge in the lou-'
>"H-heheh, obviously a blaspheming prankster and nothing more. Moving right along."
>"Ah, C in Ponyville wants to share some gardening tips, how quaint."
>"Tell us, C, 'how doth your garden grow?'"
>'T-THOU HAST A LARGE POSTERIOR AND THOU LIKETH TO SMELL THINE OWN LARGE POSTE-'
>"YOU GODDAMN SCUMBAAAAGS!!"
>[CANS.WAV]

>>29384175
>>AfterHours
>Ten Years http://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
>Chrysalis: Kidnapped http://pastebin.com/XvD076Gt
>Ten Years: Bedtime http://pastebin.com/pi9DmLAD
>Ten Years: Sick http://pastebin.com/yigHazpS
>Gala http://pastebin.com/hcZLUefZ
>Ten Years: Mother's Day http://pastebin.com/ChZyyDRB
>Camping Gone Wrong [EqG] http://pastebin.com/BDh8TQzG
>Ten Years: Sleeping Through the Night http://pastebin.com/eXKhXGTZ


Holy crapnuggets these 10 Years story's are amazing. Does this author have any more stories of this vein? Or even just in general? I would really love to read more of their work

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>>29384170
You forgot these, OP. Anyway, good to see I'm not the only one willing to make these threads, and other people care enough as well.

\\\\\\\\\\Greentext prompts//////////

Here is a collection of greentext prompts that appeared in the past threads. Any writefag is free to take a crack at them and see what happens. You don't necessarily have to stick to the original prompt in its entirety, feel free to use bits of them at your pleasure.

>anon is an adult when he comes to equestria
>when he wakes up he thinks he simply passed out in the forest and decides to sing one of his favorite song while he attempts to walk home.
>he sings "house of the rising sun"
celestia hears it
>thinks anon has had the worst life imaginable and decides to be a proper mother to him
>even though anon is 23 years old


>anon arrives at equestria and is 20-30 years old
>he stays at the castle and makes friends with Luna and Celestia
>as more time passes anon and Celestia get closer and closer as friends, Celestia starts to act more and more motherly to anon
>she does it without really thinking about it, more on a subconscious level
>it gets so bad she basically did the paper work adopting anon while working on several other legislation on a really boring day


>Anon never had a "mother/son" relationship with Celestia
>He doesn't even meet her in person until a year after he's settled down in Ponyville
>When Celestia visits, it's like a switch has been thrown in her head
>Anon has turned from "Twilight's silly alien friend" to "tiny adorable babuu who doesn't have a mother to take care of him"


Here are the older prompts: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28780033/#28780068

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>>29385360
He shows up once in a blue moon still.

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>mother thinks she can keep me from my tendies? I don't care if chickens are sentient here! We'll see who's the boss after I saddle break her!

>>29384170
Aka Molestia

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>shit happens
>mom gets zapped back to her unruly junior princess self
>Anon is forced to be the parent
>"Haha, sun goes up, sun goes down, sun goes up, sun goes down!"
>'MOM, THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR THE -..WORLD, STOP.'
>"Ooh, Anonymous, sweetie, I want an ice cream cone!"
>'You JUST had a fucking 7 layer cake topped with donuts, mom.'
>"HMMMPH.."
>'No, don't-, don't you even, mom.'
>[holding of breath intensifies]
>'YOU ARE AN AGELESS DEITY WHO CONTROLS THE HEAVENS, MOM, ACT LIKE ONE.'
>[mmmmph]
>"Oh my god, fuck, FINE, let's go."
>'YAAAAAY! *mwah* I get to have some ice cream~ My sunshines gonna get me some iccce creammm~'
>"Alright, alright, let's go."
>'Carry me.'

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>>29386459
>"Don't."
>"Anonymous, don't you do it."
>"Anonymous Celestial Skies if you Ree during this very important event."
>"Totally serious here, young man, you don't want the serious mommy stare."
>"Anonymous I'm going to count to 3 and if you aren't stepping away from those tendies and back in your seat."
>"1....."
>"2....."
>"....2 and a half.."

>>29387003
>"Don't make me say three."
Anon reaches for his tendie.

>>29387029
>"2 and 3 quaaaarter-..LUNA, STOP!"
>'MMmmph w-we are weak for the tendies, Sister.'

>>29387029
Celestia looks at the tendies.
So warm, so soft, so meaty.
>"Oh no, not me too."

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>>29387029
>>29387033
>>29387077
>"..Y-your Highnesses?"
>"Could you keep it to a minimum? We're trying to have Flurry's LaVeyan baptism."

>>29387105
>Anon brings Christianity to ponies.

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>"I've already got H.I.V.E, sweetheart! Put those trip mines near the doors an-"
>[Desire to knowitall intensifies/Heavy breathing]
>"...Twilight please, I'm in an important on-line tutoring session, is this terribly important?"
>'V-very, Principal Celestia!'
>"WEAK. Ugh, fine. Anonymous, sweetie, exit the match for a second, Teacher's Pet Sparkle over here says she's got something important to tell me."
>Twilight hears a 'pbbbbt, lame' over the computer speakers

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>"Anonymous, my son..."

>>29385230
>[CANS.WAV]
Ha.

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>You will never get a stuffed sun pillow from your /mom/ that she infused a bit of her sunlight magic into, so whenever you're scared of the dark, you can just give it a little squeeze and a bit of her light shines through.

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>>29385784
>Be Anon
>Life twist turned upside down, sent to horseland
>Tries to eke out a living hunting monsters
>Is hired to rid the land of a dragon and lamia
>Goes up to their cave full expecting to do the ol' one hitter quitter one & done
>"Who DARES tread upon the soil of Princess Celestidra-, OH MY HEAVENS!"
>Chh, that's right, quake with fear you overgrown HANDBAAAA-
>"AREN'T YOU THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE GREEN MONKEY EVER?~"
>'U-unhand me, beast! I, Anonymous The Green shall smite thee!'
>"Naughty naughty, that could really hurt someone, mister." She says daintily picking it out of his grip with her compact car size claws
>"Luna, Sister! We've a guest!"
>'N-no, you haven't! Have at thee!'
>Anonymous unsheathes a small dagger and tries to stab at her
>The enchanted crystal blade shatters on her dragonhide
>[big costanza dragon mom.png]
>"Thou mennnntioned we've cooommpany, Sssssister?"
>That doesn't sound good

>>29388678
That's cute, man

>>29388681
I need more of this

>>29388961
>A womans head pokes out from a passage further into the cave
>H-HEH, OH FUCK, ANOTHER HUMAN
>"DRAGON! YOU DARE TAKE SUCH A MAIDEN FAIRE FROM HER LAND TO IMPRISON IN THIS HELLISH DIN?!"
>It slowly dawns on you no human woman should be that tall
>There's a good 15 - 20 ft between her chin and the cavern floor
>"..S-she's a maiden, right?"
>'Mmmmm closssssse enough, yes.'
>Now in full view in the caves dim light you see the snake body, arms and wings
>"GADS, W-WHERE IS YE OLDE CYANIDE TABLET"

>>29387767
>H.I.V.E
Shit specialist desu senpai.

>>29389043
Chh, I bet you go with GRABITY SPOIKES

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>You are Anon.
>Just finishing up a meeting with Twilight.
>You two have a good thing going, she asks you questions about earth and you give her answers.
>In exchange she charges your phone and laptop.
>True you don't have the Internet, but you do have a lot or porn on your laptop... a lot.
>"And that should just about cover it for tonight."
"Thanks Twi. I'm gonna head out then, see ya later."
>"Would you like to stay? Princess Celestia is gong to stop by."
"Maybe for a second, I need to head home and make myself dinner."
>As you finish talking, Twilight's castle doors open revealing the sun goddess.
>"Princess Celestia! You made it."
>"Of course Twilight. And Mr. Anonymous, it's good to see you again."
"Likewise Princess."
>You give a small bow out of respect.
>"Will you be joining us tonight?"
"Sorry, I have to get home and start dinner. It was good song you though."
>You wave and walk away.
>"It is rather brisk outside, did you bring a jacket?"
"Huh? Oh no, I'll be fine on my way home."
>"The weather pegasus team sure are doing their jobs. I just don't want any of my subjects to catch a cold."
"Uh-huh, that's nice."
>You du walking further towards the door.
>"And especially since you don't have fur, it must be even worse for you."
>Okay this is getting annoying.
"Like I said, I'll live."
>"Can you promise you'll wear something warmer the next time you go out?"
"Yeah, alright 'Mom' don't worry about it."
>You say as the annoyance level reached its peak.
>You turn and see both Celestia and Twilight staring at you silently.
>Oh shit, you fucked up and went sarcastic with a fucking god.
"Oh, hey... I'm sorry, I didn't man to get testy or anything."
>They continue to quietly stare at you.
"I'm just... gonna go. It was nice seeing you again Princess."
>You leave and walk home, thinking about what to do to make up snapping at Celestia.yo
>She was only trying to help.

Something something ponies take it literally and he is now her son.

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>>29389065
>It's rather brisk outside, did you bring a jacket

>>29389065
>It was good song you though.
wot

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>>29386459
Wouldnt it be better to break her anus?

>>29385784
Another idea for a prompt, this one borrowed from AfterHours 'Ten Years'
>Celestia succeeds in using an eternal life/youth spell on Anonymous
>Human body and mind not meant to 'be' for that long
>"Twilight, do you remember my son, Anonymous?"
>'Uh, ofcourse, why wouldn't I?'
>"I am time immemorial, Twilight. I have been for far longer than you."
>"When I neared the 100,000th year of being, I found I was being forgotten."
>"I was a 'living legend', so to speak. My subjects; guards and common ponies alike, would see me and stare in confusion."
>"What I'm saying, Twilight, is that you only remember Anonymous, and myself, even, because every couple thousand centuries, I cast a memory enchantment over all of Equus."
>Twilight gapes in disbelief
>"Whats worse, is that my wonderful boy, h-his human body and mind, were not meant to be for this great a time."
>"Twilight, Anonymous is barely human anymore. He maintains the outward appearance of one, but he's...more something else now."
>"You don't remember because, *sigh*..memory enchantment, but not long after his 1000th year of existence, he began to lose his mind."
>"..It was only by dark, arcane means that I have been able to keep my son 'alive'."
>'..P-princess, what did you do to him?'
>"Twilight, his 'soul' is bound to the eternal essence of the last umbrum."
>"King Sombra."
>"The youth spell has no affect at all on the mind, Anonymous may appear outwardly normal but his thoughts are in a fog and his actions bring more fear than curiosity."
>"The only way to preserve any shred of sanity he had, was to allow a different consciousness into his body."
>"One that was already used to being ageless."
Just an idea

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>"Luna!"
>"Luna, you stop that right now and let him sleep!"
>'Zzz..grrngn..I'm the ass man and yar grass is..goin' to the gunshow...zzzZ IN HELL..Zz'

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night, /mom/

>>29390853
>Anon turns into Demoman for some reason
>Mom has new chocolate son.

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>>29391645
Chocolate?

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Plot twist!

>>29392096
mom(male)

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>>29384170
>"Nephew? What are you doing up so late?"

>>29392239
>"OK just make it quick we don't want to wake up your mother."
>"You can do it inside I don't feel like cleaning up."

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>"Sunshine, you don't believe my new royal regalia outfit is too revealing, do you?

>>29392284
N-no.
>It's not my fault that my mom has a nice ass.

>>29392248
M-more

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>>29392248
>Pregnancy due to laziness

Ha

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>>29391727
Yea you know cuz your....black

>>29392309
>Be Anon on the couch fucking Aunt Lulu's wonderful ass like a rabbit on speed while holding her birthing hips.
>Suddenly you hear a gasp.
>You turn your head and see mom
>"Anon what are doing?!"
"M-mom it's not what it looks like."
>"No you're doing it all wrong."
>wat.
"What do you mean?"
>"Whenever you're fucking a lady in the ass you have to play with her clit. Luna loves it."
"Wait, how do you know that?"
>"It's me, also I didn't tell you stop son keep going. But this time use the right hole.
>"I want grandkids~"

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>>29392346
I just nutted to that. Thanks anon

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>>29392284
>"Uh, ma'am, can you scoot in a little closer? You're not entirely in-frame."
>'You're going to have use panoramic for this family pic, bro.'

>>29392096
>>29392217
I really want to write a story about futa or male Momhorse but this thread would probably just be grossed out.

>>29392545
Do it. Don't let your dreams be memes.

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>>29392545
You would be correct.

Thank you for atleast considering that.

>>29392545

Please don't

>>29392545
do it for mom(male)horse

>>29392557
>>29392597
>it's another "I don't like it so it shouldn't be in the thread" episode
And you wonder why you have no writefags.

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>>29392724
This is atleast the second time it's been floated and still you act surprised the thread about having a fictional horse mom, DOESN'T want that horse mom to have a swinging dick.

That 'niche fetish' general should be more accepting if it's something you really want to write.

>>29393215
>"I am quite capable of walking, thank you."
>'Mmm, no.'

>>29392545
>futa
>>>/suicide/

>>29392545
>'Princess' is a title in Equestria
>A title that isn't necessarily gendered
>Princess Celestia hears about Anon's rough life back on Earth, and thinks that Anon needs a father figure in his life
>He floats the idea of Anon moving into the castle and letting him adopt him
>It takes some convincing, but Anon finally agrees
>"This is really kinda weird, but thank you for helping me out like this...'Mom'."
>Mom?
>As Celestia is awkwardly hugged by Anon, he realizes there might be a few cultural differences that haven't been fully explained yet

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>>29393576
Please stop

>>29393576
Keep going please

>>29393787
You futafags ruin everything.

>>29392545
Please do this in the niche fetish general preferable Celestia(male)

>>29393791
>Celestia is male
>It's somehow futa
What?

>>29393838
Not that it matters anymore, but if 'she' was male, wouldn't he have said r63 celestia.

That picture 'y-you thought I was a mare' implies trap/futa, anyway.

>>29393867
>trap/futa
Futa is a woman with a vagina who also has a penis, and a trap is a guy who convincingly looks like a girl. Two entirely different flavors of 'totally not gay, bro'.

>>29392339
I'm What?!

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Great, now the faggots want to invade /mom/ just because they feel like they're being excluded.
Not every thread has to have homo shit in it.

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>>29385784
>>Anon never had a "mother/son" relationship with Celestia
>>He doesn't even meet her in person until a year after he's settled down in Ponyville
>>When Celestia visits, it's like a switch has been thrown in her head
>>Anon has turned from "Twilight's silly alien friend" to "tiny adorable babuu who doesn't have a mother to take care of him"

>>29393791
Futafags really do ruin everything. Them and gays, though they're not too different I guess.

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>>29393977
Alright ,well the worst of it looks to have passed, let's not marinade on that
>"Oh, mommy misses you sweetheart, but she's also proud of you for getting rid of such homo filth."
>'Thanks, mom. Prosecutors bumped it down from 2nd degree murder to voluntary manslaughter. Told those fags to fuck off nice and easy, too.'
>"It's a good thing Warden Armor is a family friend. Are you being taken care of?"
>'Heh, yeah, it's not The Ritz, but I've got my canteen, yard time, and I never miss an episode of my novelas.'

>>29394017
>And then Celestia whipped out xir massive FutaCock™ and ejaculates her nutritious nutmilk into Anon's mouth
You knew this would happen. Just say nothing, and nothing will happen. You fool.

>>29394017
That fucking file name got me.

>You will never lose your virginity to Momlestia at summer camp.

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>>29394138
>You, your mom and aunt are currently soaking in calomine baths
>"..'Live a little, sweetheart. Let's do it right here in the woods~'..."
>'I've apologized several times already, Anonymous. Ergh..can't talk without itching.'
>'INFERNAL WILDERNESS, POISON OAK BE DAMNED!'

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>>29394138

>>29394203
Doesn't matter had sex.

>>29393408
>>29393587
>>29393791
>>29393933
>>29394017
>"s-stop liking what I don't like because it's degenerate"
>they say that in a thread about fucking your mother if she was a pony from a TV show
I don't like unbirthing. So I ignore it. I don't read stories about it nor do I give any potential writefags reason to write it. There are /mom/ stories with unbirth. I just don't care.
By being pissy about what people write in your degenerate thread on a degenerate board of a degenerate website, you're just showing anyone who would writefag that you're assholes, which drives writefags away. I would know, as the same thing happened to me a while ago (not even about futa) in this thread and I stopped writing for you.
I guess what I'm saying is:
>>>/suicide/
I'm tempted to write a futa story just to spite you tards. Fortunately for your carers, I'm at work now. Maybe tomorrow.

>>29394876
>y-you were mean to me before, just wait!
Fuck off, again, fucking sped ass tard bitch

>>29394876
kill urself

>>29394876
>"I want Celestia to have a dick"
>They say in a thread about fucking your pony mother, however degenerate it may be
There's literally nothing more unrelated that these two things.
It's not about being degenerate, it's about being off-topic.
Oh, and by the way, if people ignored what they didn't like on 4chan, this board would not even exist.

>the same thing happened to me a while ago
I don't remember any noteworthy shitstorm since the frogposting faggot left. That was more than a while ago, and even before, these threads have always been pretty calm. I won't call bullshit, but you're probably exaggerating things and should grow a thicker skin. This place is not a hugbox, people will throw shit at you no matter what. And holding a grudge because of it will only make you look like a retard.

>I'm tempted to write a futa story just to spite you tards.
>Fostering shitstorms
And this automatically invalidates whatever good point you might have had. Everyone move on please, it's just another shitpost.

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>"You gonna make any friends this year, huh, cupcake?"
>'You gonna quit drinking and chainsmoking this year, mom?'
>"Eh I thought not."
>'Hey pick me up another cube of dr pepper on your way back from bingo.'
>"I'll pick you up a cube of you'll like whatever the hell I buy you, on the way back, deal?"
>'Love you too, mom. Good luck'
>"Goddamnit, Anonymous, it's bad luck to say that!"
>She knocks on all the doorways before leaving

>>29389065
>>True you don't have the Internet, but you do have a lot or porn on your laptop... a lot.
Is this Anon me?

>>29389065
>Something something ponies take it literally and he is now her son.
>Something something magic makes it so that ponies can only speak literally something something Anon could never had said that Celestia was his mom unless it was true (except he's not affected by that magic)

>You are Celestia.
>You are a mom.
>A mother.
>A...
>A mommy.
>You've had a son this entire time, and you had no idea.
>Two and a half decades - a blink of the eye to you - you've had your precious little colt out there in the big scary world, all alone and fending for himself.
>You've missed out on so much of Anonymous's life!
>You're a horrible mother!
>You have so much time to make up for!

>>29389843
>"Honey, I told you. When we're making love, you're supposed to call me 'Celestia'."

>>29390261
I understand literally nothing of what you're trying to say.

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>>29392332

>>29395926
>"Anonymous, I just realized something!"
>'How fucking crazy this all is, 'mom'?'
>"Oh my word, no." She says laughing
>"My sunshine, w-we never got to experience the hallmarks of your childhood!"
>'Ehh you didn't miss much, went to school, hated it, it hated me back, blah blah blah.'
>"No, no, no that wont do at all! I'm enrolling you in kindergarten next week."
>Back to school
>Back to school
>To prove to mom that I'm not a fool

>>29392724
Look on the bright side, Anon. At least nobody went on a 20-post autistic rant about how they're some kind of christian warrior and they're chasing all the mean nasty fetishes out of your thread. At least they aren't aggressively REEEEEEEEing at posters and actively drive potential writers away from the thread. At least they don't act legitimately bewildered that all the writefags have gone because of the autist's horrible behaviour and then angrily denounce them as having been shit the entire time despite being well liked and extremely prolific writers who'd formerly been with the thread for years.

>ITT: people who don't know how to filter and/or hide posts

>>29395926
>Anon wakes up and finds himself being rocked back and forth in Celestia's forelegs, her wings covering the two of you up.
>"Shh..... go back to sleep, sunshine..."
>Anon is terrified

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>>29396050
>wears him in an adult sized papoose strapped to her front
>"-and in conclusion, my little ponies-"
>'MOM, I'M BORED, WHEN ARE WE GOING TO DAIRY QUEEN.'
>"Right after mommy's very important meeting, sweetie."
>'GAAAY.'

>>29395995
Which assmad writefag are you

>>29394876
There's no use complaining, Anon. Look, you can't please everybody with what you write. There will always be people who don't like the subject matter, just like there will always be people who love the subject matter. And there'll always be that one easily-triggered little nigger who will REEEE at anything not 110% vanilla.

But what can they honestly do? By being little shits, all they accomplish is shit up the thread a bit. They can't force you to stop writing, nor can they force <thing they don't like> to stay out the thread. All they can do is screech impotently, and they know it.

Post whatever you want. Writefags live and die on (you)s, and if a story isn't well received, the writefag will eventually stop writing it. All I'm saying is that you shouldn't act like these assholes are physically holding progress back in the thread by being autistic fucks.

>>29396173
not a writefag, a reader from a different thread

>>29396185
/sun/?

It's not as dead as it was, got a nice bit of cakelestia green the other day.

>>29396199
>cakelestia
best

>>29396123
Okay, so I'm trying to figure out exactly what is in this picture. I can see pizza, beer... but what other shit is his guy eating? The fuck is that orange stuff in that box? Nachos? What about the box right by his watch? Or that green thing on the left next to the orange thing? I NEED TO KNOW.

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>>29396546
Green thing has a shine to it, might be a can.

Weird thing to fuss over, but we're in the thread about wanting a fictional horse mom, so go your way.

>>29396564
I'm bored and slightly curious.

The red and gold thing under his left hand looks like the lid to a bottle of alcohol, and the orange thing on the far bottom left is probably some kind of... cardboard juice container? Maybe mom knows.

MOM!

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>>29396702

>tfw Momhorse is secretly disappointed in you but tries not to show it

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>>29396747
Stop, it's enough I'm a disappointment to my real mother

>>29396784
>"Hey, honey?"
>Celestia cracks open the door to your room and pokes her head in, not bothering to walk inside.
>She has a tentative smile on her face.
"What is it, mom?"
>"Twilight Sparkle's coming over all the way from Ponyville. If you're interested, you could talk to her about what you're interested in and probably get some good book recommendations."
>You mull it over in your head for a few moments and then shrug.
"I don't know; maybe."
>Celestia slowly nods a couple of times in silence, not looking at you.
>Her smile is gone; she just looks tired, now.
>"Okay."
>Celestia pulls her head out through the gap and closes the door.
>That's the last time you see her today.

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>>29396825
NO I RECOGNIZE THIS

CEASE

>>29396841
>You are Anon, and it's time for your morning coffee.
>You walk into the kitchens where you pass by your mother, who is busy reading the newspaper.
>"Morning, sunshine," she says, not looking up.
>You pour yourself a cup of coffee.
"Morning, mom. What're you up to today?"
>"Oh, not much."
>As usual, she doesn't ask you what you're doing today.
>She stopped doing that months ago.
>She already knows the answer.

>>29396841
No, Anon. No I will not. It hurts less when I have others to share my misery with.

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>>29396862
Please stop, the love is there, but my mom has been acting like this since I have yet to get a better job

>Leave your room to get lunch
>Nod at Celestia and Luna
>Celestia doesn't even look up to see you
>Luna flashes you a smile that disappears as suddenly as it arrives
>Make your sandwich
>Take it back to your room
>Dead silence the entire time

I'm done for tonight. >>29396870 said please and it sounded really sincere.

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>>29396903
The damage is done.

>>29396934
>Celestia repeatedly reminds you to do really trivial chores because she knows that you won't do them on your own volition

>>29396970
>Sometimes Anon doesn't leave his room all day because he's afraid of having to face his horsemom

>>29396970
I'm helpful around the house, but that doesn't pay rent

>Ponies live for around 250 years; 300 if they're healthy
>Enter Anon, a man in his mid 20s
>All it takes is one question, "How old are you?", to set Momlestia in motion
>"For goodness sake, he's just a foal! What in the world would he do out there all on his own?"
I don't know. It's one reason I could think of for Celestia to treat a fully-grown man like he were a child.

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>>29397152
>It's the one reason I could think of to have Celestia treat a grown man like a child
>Not her being convinced by his childish immaturity that there's no way he's an adult, despite his protest
>"What? I'm like, fuckin, 29, I'm a grown man!"
>'Oh? I don't think adults spend their days chasing around fillies and colts telling them "I HAVE LAYERS, DONKEH!"'

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Night, /mom/

>>29397152

what if they had lifespans equivalent to irl horses?

>mom thought anon was retarded as a baby because it took him so long to do basic things like walk and talk.
>anon was always held back in school, teachers are constantly getting banished from the realm for suggesting that anon attend the 'special' school.
>mom is filled with joy as she realizes that anon will probally live longer than her little ponies who die so quickly it seems she barely gets to know them.

>>29397184
Is it wrong I did this to my nieces and nephew?

>>29397716
Maybe.
Context is desperately required

>>29397716
Nah dude, I used to do Bateman's Huey Lewis monologue to my little brother all the time.

>>29397760
Okay then...
>Be me.
>Be Nightmare Ni- Halloween....
>Got this weird mask from my dad.
>It's a green mask with the skin tearing away.
>Kinda looks like demon shrek.
>My family *Only close ones like sisters and uncle.* would always come to my mom and dad's house to trick or treat around the neighborhood with their kids.
>For about 4 years i would stay at the house to scare little kids away and hand out candy.
>Anyway back to main story.
>My dad gave me a mask but i already had a mask.
>Decided to wait till my older sister gets to the house to test mask.
>She has three kids.
>2 girls 1boy.
>The girls are 8-9 and the boy is 6.
>They get there.
>Told my dad to call sis away from kids.
>Their dad is all that's left near them.
>He's chill so i know I'm safe.
>Go running at the kids torn up clothes and fake gashes all over my body with the demon shrek mask on.
>Kid run FlipShit.jpg.
>They dart away with me chasing behind them.
>Start yelling shrek quotes while chasing them.
"What are ya' dooin' in ma' swamp!"
>Kids run RunFasterBitch.wav.
>Eventually take the mask off hide it and start calling them to come back.
"Come on guy i chased away Shrek!"
>They're too stupid to notice the rest of the costume.
>After walking the kids back i see my dad and the kid's dad laughing like hell.
>"You know kids you're lucky the ogre didn't catch you." Their dad tells them.
>"Why's that?"
>"Because ogres are like onions."
>Quickly put on mask again.
>"What do you mean?" The son ask.
>Lean down next to him.
"I've got layers donkeh."

>>29398044
Beautiful anon, I keked

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>>29398044
Sounds like some wholesome family fun to me.

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>"Oh, Sweetie, why would you drive that tin can to work when you could just ride me bare-back? You used to love doing that with me when you were younger."

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Hey Mom, I got a girlfriend!

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>>29398737
>"Nobody steals my baby anon!"

>>29398769
>"Your son also calls me mommy."

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>>29398737
>"You...y-you think you're better n' me? Huh?"
>"*hic* Think you're just gonna f-fuckin waltz on into my life an- and take my son, bitch?"
>"You'd *hic*- You-, You'd better get to steppin while I still let you, otherwise I'll use you to fertilize my spice garden."

>>29398798
Mom you got the wrong number.

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>>29398794
>"ANON IS MY BABY AND I AM NOT GOING TO SOME SUCCUBUS WHORE STEAL HIM FROM ME!"

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>>29398804
>mom secretly drunk dials her son's GF And threatens them.
>GF's constantly break up with him
>Anon runs into Hus momma's embrace. >Consoling sex happens
>Anon takes his break up rage out on his mother.
>she doesn't mind

>>29398888
>"I R-REALLY, GAAAH~ FUCK! I-I REALLY L-LIIIIKED HER, MMOM!"
>'Yes, unf..l-let the anger flow through you and into mommy~'
>"W-what?"

>>29398804
>"Who's dis?"
"It's Anon. I'm in the other room."

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>>29398817
Little late for that Celestia. That business consultant you hired "consoles"your son when your not looking

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>>29398905
Atleast it's not his insane, former cheller instructor.

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>>29398888
Quads confirm Anon rage fucks his mother, and not his aunt

>>29397658
Oh fuck, I forgot about that show.

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>>29398794
I'd rather her than discords sloppy seconds

>>29398606
>"Y-Yeah, grind your crotch into my wing joint!"
>"Mmmm.... pull my mane harder!"

>>29398737
>"......Those roses look delicious. Alright, girly, your offer is sufficient. You may begin courting my boy."

>>29398928
>loli luna
>Anon doesn't meet his aunt until after she got hit with Jimmy Swaggart's halleluja friendship beam
>she's a mini lil sister horse
>still carries pent up sexual frustration from having to get off with moon rocks for a gorillion years
>wants the family jewels from her nephew
>"M-mom, seriously, can you do something about this?" He says as he repeatedly zips his fly back up and has it done again by Luna's magic
>'Oh she's just playing.' Mom says sipping her coffee
>Luna winks at him across the table
>Next time he looks up she's taken a human loli form
>He feels a foot sneaking it's way up his pant leg
>"OK MOM, UH, FAMILY MEETING, TEAM HUDDLE."
>Luna makes a kissie face

>>29398968
>Luna finally gets Anon unable to move his arms
>Takes his pants off
>that'sapenis.gif
>Frustrations abound when she realizes that she's too tiny to mount him
>Settles for an entire night of oral sex

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>>29398968
oh my

>>29398990
>>Frustrations abound when she realizes that she's too tiny to mount him
OH MY

>>29398990
>too tiny to mount him irl
>but not in the realm of dreams
>"..N-nephew, thou realizeth thou can simply dream more coins and they shall appear for thy automated seapony ride, correct?"
>'Yeah, I know.'

>>29399014
Solution: She grinds against his length while her clit peppers it with lewd kisses.

"You wanted to see me, Princess?"
>"Yes, thank you for meeting with me on such short notice."
"Is everything all right? You're acting a bit strange."
>"...I want you to allow me to use a spell on you."
"What kind of spell?"
>"It's a spell created by Starswirl the Bearded a long time ago. In his quest to defy mortality, he created a spell to revert his age."
>She sets an ancient tome on the table in front of you, despite your inability to read ancient pony text
>"He abandoned it when he realize that it would revert both his body and mind to childhood."
"Why do you want to turn me into a kid?"
>"I've heard of your troubled childhood, Anonymous. Regardless of how you may feel about how your birth mother raised you, I think we can both agree that your rearing left you unprepared to live in Equestria."
"Celestia, I'm an adult now. My childhood is behind me, I've moved on. I don't need a mulligan."
>"You deserve an opportunity at a happy childhood, Anonymous, with a loving mother and a happy family."
"I appreciate your concern Celly, but I think I'll pass."
>"I thought you might say that. This is a big decision, too big for you to brush it off immediately."
"Well I just di-"
>"Which is why I'm confining you to the castle for the next five days. If I can't convince you in that time, you're free to leave."
"What? You can't do that!"
>"I'm sorry Anon, but I truly feel this is for the best. These guards will escort you to your room, and I'll be with you shortly."

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>>29399167

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>>29399167
Boy, Celestia sure is baby hungry.

>>29399167
Oh, man. Part of me is having an autism party that can be summarized as "You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad!" at the thought of being held against my will, and part of me thinks that sounds like I would actually have a better life if I were raised by Celestia and didn't kinda fuck things up for myself like I did in real life.

>>29396747
>>29396784
>>29396825
>>29396841
>>29396862
>>29396865
>>29396870
>>29396903
>>29396934
>>29396970
>>29396992
BRING BACK THE SAD

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>>29399167
You better fucking continue this, faggot.

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>"EXCUSE ME, DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO THE ORPHANAGE?"
>"I'M LOOKING TO ADOPT!"

>>29399167
>"Anonymous! I heard you were going to be our guest for the next few days?"
"Yeah, whether I actually want to be here or not. Did you tell Celestia what I told you about my mom?"
>"You knew before we spoke that I share everything with my dear sister."
"Which is why I explicitly told you not to tell her."
>"I made her swear upon her honor that she wouldn't tell a soul."
"It's not other souls I was worried about, I specially didn't want her to know. Now she wants to be my mommy."
>"I heard of Celestia's gambit. You have no idea what this means to us, Anon."
"Well, I already told her-"
>"Me and Celestia are unable to have children of our own, but we've always longed to hear the clippity-clop of little hoo- er, feet I suppose, roaming these lonely halls."
>She stares lovingly into your eyes as she gently puts a hoof on your shoulder
>"If you agree to Celestia's arrangement, I promise to be best Aunt you could ever hope for. I'll love you, and spoil you, and cherish every moment we have together."
"Uh...W-well don't jump the gun there Luna, we've still got five days to go before I make my decision."
>"Oh yes, of course! Sorry it's just...well regardless of whatever choice you make, know that I'll still be your friend! Goodbye for now, Anonymous!"
"Yeah, see you later."
"...Celestia put her up to that, didn't she?"

>>29399491
I was hoping someone else would continue it.

>>29399529
dat ass tho

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>>29399529

>>29399958
Anon doesn't necessarily lose his memories in this scenario. She just said that his mind would revert to a childhood state, which makes sense since the brain would revert to a younger state asking with the rest of his body. He'd still have all his memories, but he wouldn't be as mature as an adult anymore.

>>29399996
I deleted that post b/c I didn't want to accidentally start an argument with some Anon. I get you, though, I guess I misread the first post. Super down to clown now.

>8
no

>>29399605
Please writefriends! We need this!

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>>29399529
pg 8 bump

>Anon lives alone in Ponyville
>Celestia drops in a few times a week to make sure he's doing well
>Tries to ground him when he misbehaves

>>29400578
>>29401546

>>29402387
fucking dammit

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>>29403158
"Celestia, please. This has to stop."
>Celestia continues to push the vacuum cleaner back and forth over the same spot of carpet.
>She doesn't seem to realize that it isn't even on.
>"Whatever do you mean, sweetie? I'm just doing chores and tidying things up!"
"You need to stop breaking into my house."
>Celestia looks genuinely confused.
>" 'Your house', sunshine? Last I checked, I pay the bills. This is MY house."
>That isn't true.
>That's the opposite of the truth.
>You're a grown man; you have a job; you pay bills, you pay your taxes; taxes and bills which go to HER, as the ruling body of Equestria....
"Twilight and I are both worried about you, Celestia. We just want what's best for you."
>Celestia's eye twitches and her mane becomes slightly frazzled.
>"Well, Anonymous, did you ever consider that what's best for me might be to enjoy the pitter-patter of little hooves in the castle?"
>Oh, god.
"I'm not yo-"
>With a poof, the vacuum cleaner disappears and Celestia marches over to you.
>"I think that's quite enough, Anonymous!"
>Her horn glows as she frowns angrily at you.
>So this is how you die.
>"It's improper for a young colt to call her mother by her first name. I think you'll go without dessert for a week."
>What.
>"Now go do your room."
>Again with the as though she owns the place!
"But this is MY HOU-"
>POOF
>With a flash of golden light, you suddenly find yourself in a very nice looking bedroom.
>Your ears pop, giving you a hint that where you are must be a couple thousand feet higher up than where you were before.
>"Now you stay here and think about what you've done. I'm going to gather your sister, Twily, and then we can have a nice dinner together as a family."
>You later learn from Twilight that, according to historians (and her own personal experience), Celestia gets a little bit crazy every couple hundred years and does something strange and generally benign.
>"It's safer to go along with it," says Twilight, "Just wait it out."

>>29403442
>young colt to call her mother
I fucked up

>>29403459
>"Shut up! You know our mother was a complicated man!"

What's the story where high school anon is abused by his mother and then moves in with Celestia?

>>29388667
I too got that reference.

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>You are Princess Celestia, co-ruler of Equestria, raiser of the sun, and, most importantly, mother to Anonymous.
>You are sitting at the royal dining table with your son, patiently waiting for your sister to arrive so that you can have a family dinner together.
>Or as she likes to call it, breakfast.
>Looking over to your little ray of sunshine, you notice him drawing on some parchment with crayons.
>Even at his young age he has such control over his appendages.
>You can’t see exactly what he’s drawing, but you do see a fair amount of pinks and reds being used.
“What are you drawing sweetheart?”
>”Hearts.”
>He answers without looking up from his work.
“Oh really? Is that because tomorrow is Hearts and Hooves Day?”
>”Mm-hmm.”
>You wonder if he’s old enough to appreciate the holiday.
>Maybe he might celebrate with a very special somepony.
>You’re practically giddy with the thought of your little Anon with a marefirend.
>Strictly platonic of course.
>Maybe some hoof holding and a kiss on the cheek for now, but that’s it until he’s married!
“You know sunshine, Hearts and Hooves Day is about more than just heart drawings.”
>”Uh-huh, I get candy too.”
>He say with a grin.
>Oh you sweet innocent colt.
“Well yes, but it’s also about letting your very special somepony know how much they mean to you.”
>He stops drawing and looks up to you.
>”What’s a very special somepony mommy?”
>You let out just a little disappointed sigh.
>You suppose it was wishful thinking that he would have one at his age.
>He’s only eight years old after all.
“Do you remember seeing some fillies and colts walking closely side by side and smiling at each other in the market?”

>>29403726
>He nods in response.
“A very special somepony is a pony that means a very great deal to you. Somepony who makes you happy and can make you smile, even when all you want to do is frown or cry.”
>He looks at you, then looks back down to his drawing.
>”Like how you make me feel mommy?”
>You are taken a little aback by his question.
“…Yes, I suppose so…”
>”And what do you do with a very special somepony on Hearts and Hooves Day?”
>Oh my, maybe he does have one after all.
“Well sunshine, you normally would give them candy and a card, maybe even some flowers. That helps let them know how much you care about them. Do you have somepony like that honey?”
>He furrows his brow, purses his lips and gives a slight ‘hmmmm’ noise.
>He seems to be deep in thought.
>”What if…”
>He looks back to you with a little concern in his eyes, almost like he’s embarrassed to ask you whatever it is he’s thinking.
>”What if you don’t have a special somepony…”
>Oh no.
>Your poor son doesn’t have anypony like that.
>Now you feel bad for bringing it up.
“Sunshine…”
>”What if… you have more than one?”
>Oh… oh dear…
>While herding isn’t exactly ‘uncommon,’ it isn’t something that the royal family has indulged in for many, many years.
>Despite yourself, you can’t help but feel a sense of pride in your son.
“Well then, I think you should let each of them know how special they are to you in their own unique way. You should give them each a card you make and some candy or a flower.”
>”Mommy, I saw some ponies in the market kiss each other. Do you kiss your special somepony?”
>This is escalating quickly, better nip this in the bud.

>>29403730
“Yes- but only on the cheek!”
>You quickly tell him.
>No point in getting any other ideas in his head.
>He looks at you with as much determination that a child can muster.
>”Mommy, can I be excused?”
“But we haven’t even gotten our food yet.”
>”Mommy I need to go make some cards for tomorrow. If I don’t start now then I won’t have them done in time, please?”
>He says pleading.
>Just how many ponies does he have?
>You never could resist his puppy dog face.
“Alright, but I will have your meal sent to your room. I don’t want you going hungry.”
>”Okay!”
>He nods and stands up hugging you.
>”I love you mommy, I’ll see you later.”
>He starts to run out of the room.
“No running!”
>He immediately slows down.
>Luna walks in just as he reaches the door.
>”There is my favorite nephew. Did you decide to come search me out when I did not arrive on time?”
>She asks while leaning down for a hug.
>”Sorry auntie but I gotta go. I love you.”
>He hugs her and quickly walks out of the room.
>Once out of your line of sight, you hear him start running again.
>You’re unable to hide the smile on your face at his antics.
>”What was that about?”
>She asks taking her seat next to you.
“Oh nothing much, except he’s going to make some Hearts and Hooves cards for his very special someponies”
>She raises an eyebrow.
>”Someponies? As in plural?”
“Mm-hmm”
>You respond with a little hint of pride.
>”He has become quite the Casanova hasn’t he?”
“Do you not approve?”
>”Not at all. As long as they make him happy and don’t break his heart that is. Lest they wish their nights to be filled with nightmares till their dying day.”
>You love your sister.

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>>29403733
>You are Raven.
>Personal secretary and assistant to Princess Celestia, and by extension the royal family.
>Which brings you to your current task.
>You are about to escort Prince Anonymous to his mother for a photo op.
>You don’t mind Prince Anonymous, not at all.
>He is always so well behaved and treats you with the same respect you give him.
>A welcome change from his spoiled brat little cousin Blue Blood, whenever you’re charged with assisting him.
>The thing you do mind however is that in addition to all your other tasks you need to complete, the title of foal sitter added to your resume.
>You arrive outside his door, looking at your clipboard and then to the position of the sun out the window.
>Right on time.
>You knock on the door to get his attention.
>Hopefully he didn’t fall back asleep.
“Prince Anonymous, It’s time for your photo op in the garden with your mother.”
>You hear paper rustling behind the closed door, but no other response.
“Prince Anonymous?”
>You knock again.
>”Coming.”
>The door opens shortly after and you notice the prince has something behind his back.
>You don’t spare it much thought though, it’s probably just some toy or something.
“Are you ready to go?”
>”Yes Miss Raven.”
>He responds, standing up at attention.
>He’s always had good manners.
>Yet again another thing that has him stand out from his cousin.
“Well then, let’s not dawdle any longer then, your highness.”
>You turn and begin leading the way for him.
>”Wait, Miss Raven.”
>You look back to him, slightly annoyed.
“Is something wrong Prince Anonymous? I thought you said you were ready.”
>”I am, but I want to give you this first.”
>He says holding out a card and a flower.
>You look at the card and see it’s hoof made, and then look at his face.

>>29403742
>Why does he want to give you a card?
“Did you want me to proof read this for you?”
>You ask raising an eyebrow.
>”No, no. It’s for you.”
>He says holding it out further for you.
>You tilt your head to the side before taking the card from him.
>It has many little hearts drawn on the front.
>You look from the front of the card to his face, trying to gauge what he must be thinking.
>It’s probably a card out of obligation that Princess Celestia told him to give you.
>You open it up and start to read it.
“Dear Miss Raven.”
>you do your best to hide a chuckle.
>He even writes the ‘Miss’ part.
“On this day I want to tell you how much you mean to me. You are so nice to me and you help me with so many things. You keep me organized and help me with homework. Thank you for always being there for me mommy and Auntie Luna. I can’t imagine being without you. Happy Hearts and Hooves Day.”
>Well, apart from some grammatical and spelling errors, it’s not bad for a child.
>You look back at him and see him smiling at you.
>It has to be an obligation card.
“Thank you for the card Prince Anonymous.”
>”This is for you too.”
>He says holding out a flower.
>Upon closer inspection, you see it’s a Wood Violet.
>”I hope you like it. I see you looking at them in the garden and smelling them whenever we’re out there, so I got you one.”
>He’s seen you do that?
>And more importantly he’s given you a flower from the Royal Garden.
>How many ponies would trade their Cutie Marks just to be able to say they have a flower from the Royal Garden?
“Thank you Prince Anonymous.”
>You say, trying to regain your composure.
>”You’re welcome.”
>He replies.
>”You’re always so nice to me, Mommy, and Auntie Luna that I wanted to give you something nice today. I hope you like it.”
“I do. I really do. Thank you, your highness.”

>>29403746
>You put the flower behind your other ear that doesn’t have a pencil behind it and place the card under your papers on the clip board.
>Looking at your clipboard, you suddenly remember your original task.
“Shall we get going then?”
>”Okay. Oh wait!”
>He moves close to you and before you realize it, he kisses your cheek.
>You are more than surprised by this turn of events.
>”We can go now.”
>He starts to lead the way now.
>You are left for a moment looking at him and wondering what just happened.
>You definitely didn’t expect this when you woke up in the morning.
>It’s probably nothing more than obligation, or maybe a simple crush.
>Looking at your clipboard, you flip up all the pages and look at the hoof drawn card and make sure it is secure.
>But maybe…
>Well, at the very least it would be nice to dream.
>If even for a little while.

I'm doing a holiday thing, hope you all don't mind and also enjoy this. I'll try to get more out this weekend if time allows.

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>>29403755
Nigga, you're gonna be personally responsible for a bump in insulin sales in the near future.
That shit was fucking adorable.

>>29403755
Pls do continue

oh fug page 9

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TWINKLE TOES

>>29399529
>"IS THIS YOUR HOUSE?"
>"NO, THIS IS FINE TOO."
>"DO YOU WANT TO COME HOME WITH ME, LITTLE ONE?"

>>29403755
Raven romance when Anon gets older when?

>>29403442
continue pls

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>>29401546

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>>29405403
>TEN YEARS LATER
>"Prince Anonymous-"
"Anon," you croak, squeezing Raven's hooves with your now-grownup hands, "It's 'Anon'."
>Raven nods, too choked up to speak properly.
>You can see drying (and fresh) tear tracks streaking down Raven's cheeks.
>"A-Anon... I... We can't."
"Say's who?"
>"I'm old, now."
>You let go of one of her hooves and stroke her cheek.
>You can barely see the wrinkles beginning to form crows feet around her eyes, and laugh lines around her muzzle.
>She nuzzles into it as you brush away some of her tears with your thumb.
"Not a day over forty."
>Raven lowers her eyes and smiles a self-deprecating smile.
>"It may as well be fifty. Sixty, even. You need somepony - somepony young - who can give you foals."
>You open your mouth to object, but she interrupts you with that stern, "I'm talking now"-look that you saw so many times when you were just a boy.
>"You need to carry on the Royal bloodline."
>You snort, releasing her other hoof and wrapping your arm around her back.
>She doesn't object as you pull her against your chest.
"Dash the bloodline," you whisper, "we can adopt if it comes to that."
>Raven grimaces and closes her eyes.
>"The nobles wouldn't like it."
>She sounds like she's trying her best to convince herself not to believe your words.
"The nobles don't like ANYthing," you snort, "And since when have I ever cared about what the nobles thought?"
>"They own a lot of businesses in Canterlot."
>You quirk an eyebrow.
"And I have a lot of investments in other countries."
>Raven leans forward and rests her head on your chest, burying her muzzle in your neck.
>"I'm not even one of the brides Princess Celestia selected for you..."
>You plant a kiss on top of her head.
>You rest your cheek on top of her head so that your mouth is right next to her ear.
>Close enough for you to whisper.
"You didn't need to be."

>>29403442
>You sit on the edge of your bed and eye your dinner suspiciously.
>"Go on, Anon. It's safe; really."
>You barely spare a glance at Twilight... er, "Twily", your alleged sister, as she magically levitates a fork to and from her plate of food.
"You said the same thing about those belladonna leaves," you grumble, poking around your salad and separating the ingredients for investigation.
>Twilight sighs explosively and tosses her fork at you.
>"I said I was sorry! You said that you can eat things from the Nightshade family like potatoes and tomatoes..."
>You grin to yourself despite the situation; you still remember the horrified look on Twilight's face when you told her that you were eating some potatoes you had cooked up.
>"So how was I supposed to know that OTHER things from that family would be poisonous to you?!"
>You're about to retort when a loud banging comes from your closed door.
>"Anon? Twily?"
>It's Celestia's voice.
>"Are you two fighting in there?"
>Twilight pales under her violet fur and her ears immediately slap against her skull.
>"No! No, mom! A-Anon and I were just.... just...."
>She paws at the bedsheets in distress.
"We were talking about the unique diet that humans have."
>The door bursts open and Celestia (aka "mom") comes running in.
>"W-we never talked about that, sunshine!"
>She rips the salad from your grasp and starts digging through the contents with her hooves.
>"Can you eat everything in here?!"
>Twilight nervously shuffles away from you.
"Y-Yes, Ce-mom. It's... I can eat it all."
>Celestia sags in visible relief.
>"Oh, good," she huffs, "I don't know what I would do if anything happened to you."
>A new salad floats through a little flap in the door (where did THAT come from?), complete with a new fork; the old one lays dirty on the floor.
>Celestia spears a cluster of vegetables on the fork and levitates it over to you.
>"Now open wide for the choo choo train, sweetie!"
>Fuck your life and everything about it.

>>29406046
kek

>>29405952
More?
Will mom accept Anon's love?
The more important question is did Anon lose his virginity to Raven?

>>29405952
More of this please?

>A human arrived in Equestria over a thousand years ago (before Luna was banished) and then disappeared mysteriously a few years later
>In that time, Celestia had adopted the human and treated him like her own son
>"Auntie" Luna spoiled him and loved him just as much as Celestia did
>The human child's sudden disappearance was very hard on both sisters; Celestia especially
>Years went by, and time took its toll on Celestia and Luna; they gradually began to forget small details from eons past, and any picture or tapestry with the human boy's image on it long since degraded and decomposed
>By the time the show takes place, all the two sisters remember is that they had a human child and that they loved him very much
>One day, Anon appears in Equestria, and Twilight sends a letter to Celestia and gives a rough description of Anon
>Memories are tickled and the royal sisters go to investigate
>He isn't the same human as the one who the royal sisters took care of way before, but Celestia and Luna don't know that
>They're both convinced that Anon is the little boy they raised

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>>29406308
>>29406411
>>29405952
"Mom?"
>Celestia puts down her book and pops the last little piece of cake into her mouth.
>"Mnyess, 'ear?" mumbles Celestia around her mouthful of pastry, spraying you and Raven with crumbs
>You sneak a peek at your bride-to-be and notice that she's stock-still with a look of shock on her face; assistant or not, she's probably never seen your mother like this.
>With an audible gulp, Celestia swallows down her cake.
>She blushes with her eyes land on Raven, having probably not seen her until just now.
>"O-Oh, excuse me. What can I do for you, sweetheart?"
"You wanted me to get back to you about selecting a bride, right?"
>Your mother's face lights up and she clops her hooves together in delight.
>"Oh, honey! You've finally chosen somepony?"
"I have," you reply, gulping nervously.
>Celestia looks around you and peers at her closed door.
>"Well? Where IS she?"
>You take a half-step towards Raven and rest your hand on her back.
>You can feel her relax under your touch.
>Celestia notices the subtle gesture right away - she raised you, after all - and smiles cheerfully (if innocently) at her assistant.
>"Oh! Miss Raven, are you going to bring the lucky young mare in?"

------------------------------------------------------------

>You are Raven, and you can't decide whether or not to feel terrified or furious.
>After Princess Celestia pieced together that Anon intended to court you, she had sternly ordered her son out of the room.
>After staring you down for a few minutes, the princess began grilling you on your motivations for marrying Pri-er, Anon.
>"You're too old. A pregnancy might not take."
>Celestia's tone was as chilly as her glare.
>You clear your dry throat and try to find your voice.
"Ah-Anon and I-"
>"PRINCE Anonymous" corrects Princess Celestia cooly.
>You instinctively open your mouth to correct yourself, but you stop at the last second.

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>>29406919
>No, Anon is more than just a prince to you.
"ANON," you say forcefully, making Celestia's eyebrows raise in surprise, "and I can always adopt a foal who has lost his or her parents."
>Celestia says nothing for a long time.
>"You've helped raise him since he was young," she says accusingly, "Is that how you managed to ensnare his heart?"
>You have to stop yourself from taking a step back in surprise.
>How dare she!
"Absolutely not! I've seen him grow up and I was proud to watch him turn into a passionate, respectful young man!"
>You begin to pace back and forth in front of the princess, your anxiety forgotten and boldness gained as you work up a head of steam.
"If anything, helping to raise Anon allowed HIM to ensnare MY heart."
>You feel a weight lift off your shoulders as you finally admit that out loud.
>The princess tilts her head and observes you, seemingly unaffected by your answer.
>"You aren't even of noble blood. What could you possibly-"
>You never found out what Celestia wanted to you what you could "possibly" do.
>Before she could finish her sentence, you exploded at her.
"It doesn't matter what blood I have! I know Anon better than almost any other pony in Equestria and I can genuinely say that I l-love him just as much as YOU do! And if you can't accept that, then you can go.... can go...!"
>Your cheeks puff up as you struggle to think of what, exactly, Celestia can go do.
>Just as you're about to say something very rude to her, Celestia suddenly grins happily at you.
>Her glare drops and she rushes over to you, sweeping you up into a hug.
>"I'm so sorry, my little pony," she coos into your ear, rocking you back and forth like you were a foal, "But I had to make sure you really felt this way about my little prince."
>Celestia continues to apologize and mutter promises of making it up to you, and you just sit there in confusion.
>What just happened?

Sorry if it's a bit shit. I ran out of steam near the end.

>>29403531
Anyone? I've been wanting to read it again.

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>>29406927
I liked it, Celestia felt very in character at the end there.

>>29406927
Raven needs more love.

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>page 8

>>29403531
>>29406943
http://pastebin.com/7W7eBq1G

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>>29405853

>>29384170
I like the idea of Celestia getting upset over trivial things.

>Anon getting help from somepony else for his homework
>Anon getting old enough to have his own room (god knows Celestia kept him sleeping in her bed with her for a few years longer than she should have)
>Anon not going straight to Celestia after he falls down and scrapes his knee; opting to go to the castle doctor instead
>Anon asking to tone down his birthday parties because he's getting older and all that attention is embarrassing to him
>Anon getting to know a nice mare and considering dating her

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>>29408468

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>>29408647
>"Sweetie."
"No."
>"Sweetie, please."
"Not doing it."
>"Anon, sunshine, love of my life..."
"It's getting weird."
>"But you used to breastfeed from me all the time!"

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>"Look, sweetie, mommy's just like you now!"
>'..You are misappropriating green people everywhere when you debase my culture like that, mom.'
>"""Implying"""."

>>29408999
http://i.imgur.com/egYh4ou.png
How could anyone say "NO"?

>>29407980
Thank you.

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>"Don't keep mommy waiting long, sunshine."

>>29405120
>Giant Momlestia tries her best to fit in her new adopted kid's human-sized house.
>"NOT SURE THIS IS GOING TO WORK, HONEY."

>>29409797
>You are Anon
>"Prince Anonymous" to most ponies
>"Mommies Special Widdle Colt" to your horsemom
>And you hate doing snack runs for your mother.

>>29410259
>new adopted kid's
>New adopted grownup adult man
>"YOU'RE A LITTLE ONE TO ME, HONEY"
>"NO, I WON'T STOP YELLING. HOW ELSE WILL YOU HEAR ME WITH SUCH TINY EARS?"

>>29409772
>Celestia proudly displays her lactating teats
>"My little colt is going to grow up big and strong!"
>Anon is 29

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>"Oh, there, there. It's not the end of the world, sweetheart."
>"You get a nice, high draft pick, you've got new coaching & management, buck up."
>"Let's enjoy your worlds eh..superb owl!"
>"..Anonymous, which team is the sillynannie's again?"
>'Nephew, we heard mention of penalties in this game, how severe are the aforementioned penalties?'
>Heh, women and sports

>>29411386
"S-So, uh... have either of you ever heard of the 'touchdown blowjob'?"
>"Nay, dearest nephew."
>>"Luna..." growls Celestia in a warning tone
>Luna, either ignorant or deliberately ignoring her sister, just smiles innocently at you.
>"But We are intrigued. Tell Us more of this Sunday Balls tradition."

>>29411472
>"Luna..." Your mom growls
>"He's obviously more interested in the ehh..7th inning streeetch~" She says raising her tail with her rear in the air
I kek'd at 'sunday balls tradition'.
I could see them trying to make everything sexual.
>"AH HA, TV TIME-OUT, TAKE OFF THE PANTS."

>>29411487
>Anon, Celestia, and Luna make up shit about football as an excuse to fuck
>"He caught the ball and then fell! That means it's time for the ball-drop ball-tickling!"

>>29411529
>Celestia adopts Anon at some inconsequential age; could be 10, could be 20
>Has a huge incest fetish and finds excuses to fuck him whenever possible
>"C-Call me mommy when you cum inside!"

>>29411607
Fuck, my dick can only get so erect.

>>29411607
That kind of reminds me of the first /mom/ threads where Anon was reluctant to accept the mom love.
>"N-no, we're not really related, sweetheart, it's ok."
>'You JUST adopted me, and like, one second you're making chocolate chip pancakes, and next thing I know, your magic is undoing my belt.'
>Her eyes glisten and she blushes
>"Oh my, oh my skies, I get it. You're one of those old fashioned types, aren't you?"
>'Wha-'
>"My sweet, giving, boy. He wants to make sure his mommy's happy, too~"
>'UMMM.'

>>29411612
>"Naughty colt! Wh-What if you got mommy p-pregnant?"
>Celestia leans down and licks your sweaty neck.
>"Would we tell the foal who his real mommy and daddy were?"
>Anon later has a brief depressive spell when he realizes that he can't make babies with any of the native species in Equestria

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>>29411648

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>>29411652
Not compatible with ANY species?

>>29411708
Anon can reproduce with yaks, but chooses not to.

Fucking yaks.

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>"GOOD MORNING DERE, SUNSHINE CUZ!"
>'Mmm, hi, mo- JESUS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK?!!'
>"I'm sorry, brudda, does dis form not please you? I had Auntie take a look into your dreams to perhaps find a more flattering form, cuz."
>'No, mom, it's fine.' You say laughing
>'I'm just wondering what the fuck I was doing dreaming about Rocket Power.'
>"..It's like da ancients hay-waiians say, sunshine: 'Do yo mudda, brudda.'"

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>>29411752

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>>29412089
>"The flaming chainsword is not a toy, Anonymous."

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>"Mommy! Auntie Moon ate my candy!"
>'L-LIESH, SHISHTER, HE SHPEAKETH LIESH!'

>>29412498
>"Well? 'Tis a holiday dedicated to Ourselves, it it not? By right, the candy is Ours."

>page 8
She'd be so disappointed if she knew you let the thread get to page 8. After everything she's done for you out of the kindness of her heart... don't you love her?

>>29411652
In a land of talking magic horses where princesses raise the sun and moon you think genetics matters? I don't.
>tfw you will never have a family with your momhorse and aunthorse because they're not real

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>>29409772
>Celestia sits uncomfortably on her throne as you enter the huge room.
>You can see her fidgeting ever so slightly as you make your way towards her at a leisurely pace.
>"Good evening, A-anon. I apologize for summoning you on s-such a short notice"
>What's with the stuttering? She never does that.
"No problem, princess. It's not like I had much to do anyway"
>You stop in front of the huge golden throne, and notice she's seated sideways, with a pillow sustaining her lower tummy.
>She's got her rear leg resting in an odd position too, slided forward as though she was trying to hide what was behind it.
"So, why am I here?"
>You find Celestia slightly blushing as you ask her. She's probably realized you noticed whatever it is she's hiding down there.
>"Oh, yes!" - she continues - "I was going through some of the old letters my former student sent me, and I happened upon one talking about humans. She did some research when you arrived here, didn't she?"
"Indeed. Lots of embarassing questions too, but that's another story. Do you need clarification on something? I know human related stuff can be hard to understand for ponies at first."
>"Actually, yes. I have a question for you."
>The stuttering is gone, but she's still blushing hard, and keeps fidgeting in her seat.
>"I read here that humans can drink milk after they've been weaned, and keep doing it even after growing up"
>Celestia continues, bringing a parchment in front of her face, probably to cover her reddened cheeks.
>"Is it correct?"
"Yeah, we tend to do that. Milk is part of an adult's diet as well back where I'm from."
>The parchment is quickly levitated away, and Celestia locks her eyes with yours.
>"Do you like milk, Anonymous?
"Yeah sure, I.. oh"
>Your voice trails off as she finally shifts her rear leg, revealing a pair of swollen teats resting on the slightly damp pillow.
>"Would you mind d-drinking it?"
>She lowers her voice.
>"And c-calling me mommy while you do so?"
>...

>>29414433
Most humans actually can't drink milk once they grow up. It's mostly just people of European descent who can do it, since cows and goats are native to Europe.

>>29414463
Pffft, what a bunch of chumps. I'll be over here drinking my cold, delicious glass of milk while they drink... I don't know; goat semen? Their own urine?

>>29414433
M-More?

>>29414463
meanwhile i drink 1 gallon of milk every 2 days and i was born on the west coast, is my family European then? or am i just a freak? i dont drink water unless i am sick or there isnt any milk

>>29414622
You're normal, Anon; it's those lactose intolerant people who are the freaks. Can you really even call them "people"? They'll never know the joy of gently suckling from Celestia's teats while she nuzzles your head and curls around you protectively.

>>29414622
If you're white, then you have European ancestry. If you're Latino, then you have European heritage. If you're neither, then your family has been living in America long enough to lose their lactose intolerance. Fun fact, having European ancestry means that there's a chance that you might be immune to AIDS.

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>>29414433
Ohh man.

>>29414730
Does this mean niggers can't drink milk?

>>29414750
Black people have been living in America for generations, I'm pretty sure most if not all of them can drink milk by now.

>>29414463
>>29414730
brown people btfo

>>29414750
not many

>>29414760
>Black people
>Black
>people
Pick one

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>>29414651
>They'll never know the joy of gently suckling from Celestia's teats while she nuzzles your head and curls around you protectively.

>>29413414

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Would you be willing to rub down your sore mom, aunt, and cousin after a few laps in the pool?

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>>29412869
>"Pbbbbt! Meanie poopface moonbutt!"
>'T-THE INSOLENCE! PBBBBT, THYSELF!'
>Mom sighs and mutters "Luna, you're supposed to be the adult here."

>>29414785

I'm black and I have an IQ of 117. Not impressive but I'm still above the average human.

>>29416659
Can you drink milk?

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>>29414651
I'm pretty sure, if asked politely by a certain sun princess, Equestria's leading scientists and magicians could whip up some kind of cure, or at least a pill you could take to eliminate any symptoms of lactose intolerance.

>>29414463
It's almost like everyone that isn't of European or Japanese descent is some kind of filthy subhuman.

>>29417089
>Almost subhuman.
There is no "Almost" they are subhuman. Well, at least Africans are, just look at their country and what they do in other countries.

>kidanon in equestria
>Celestia raises him as her own
>Kid grows up perfectly normal, while still being the anon we know and love
>Anon grows up around royal guards, having been protected by them several times during the various attacks on equestria.
>Admires them immensely
>On his 18th birthday, he tells his mom he wants to enlist in the guard.
>SHTF