Moonday

>>29375273
I'm first to be first reply and i'm not even a moonfag.

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>>29375273

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It's time!

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>>29375273
Microwave Ovens.
eep!

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Would you sere her loyally during wartime?

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>>29375273
>29375273
She is best pone
I don't give a fuck about the 293333333333 get
Luna is best pone! She is perfect!

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>>29375273
Trains.

>>29375273
I know something dat will hurt her mouth. HEHEH YEAH!

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4700

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>>29376630
>Typed captcha in post
Fuck

>>29375273
anyone else chugged a coke or anything similar just to see if they could?

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>>29376692
>>29376683

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>>29376698
Kanashiipanda always gets me

>>29376732
hes got an uncanny tap into peoples deepest darkest fetishes, sometimes ones they didnt even know they had.

>>29376753
Always nice to see Nightmare Rarity going around fucking everything, too.

>>29375273

Luna has an argument with Celestia and goes to Earth to live with Anon until things blow over.
She constantly manages to accidentally hurt/mess herself up on rudimentary 21'st century products.

"Anonymous! we have been blinded in a cowardly attack on our eyes!"
>"I told you not to play with the camera."

>"How did you manage to get stuck in the fridge?"
"Thou placed the last cake piece too far in, we could not reach it from the outside!"

"Help, this infernal machine has caught us!"
>"For fucks sake, Moonbutt! This is the third time you've gotten your tail stuck in the automatic vacuum."
"We are not an observant pony, Anonymous!"

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>>29377132

>>29375881
I only pick fights I know I have a really good chance of winning.

>>29377590

>Offer belly rubs and ear scratches to best soldiers
>They go into a mad frenzy and crush the opposition
>Hailed as the greatest wartime inspirational speaker
>Your magical hands become the Equestrian equivalent to the Spear of Longinus.

I'll probably post an update tomorrow or wednesday. Dun die.

>>29378643
Aww yiisss

>>29376753
>hes got an uncanny tap into peoples deepest darkest fetishes, sometimes ones they didnt even know they had.

Think a lot of it comes from his unique way of doing facial expressions.
They are so lewd the viewer believes the entire scene to be sexy.

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>>29379149
Speak for yourself, I'm in it for the incest

>>29379165

I'm all about that oviposition.

>>29377590
#roasted

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Luna!
When you want a princess to last all night.

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>>29376683
>>29376692
>>29376698

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And now you have diabetus

>10

>>29375273
>Willingly drinking carbon.

>>29375273
I want to see Luna react to a warhead candy.

>>29381096
>carbon

Carbonated. Like a soda. Not carbon.

>>29375273
>you will never hang out with luna and see her do cute things like drink soda too fast

>>29383861
>Or place her in front of a hot pan with popcorn in it.

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Lulu a qt

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does anyone have similar pictures like this ?

>>29381096
>he doesn't drink petroleum
Get a load of this guy

>>29375273
>But what other things did she have trouble getting used to?
How much the landscape and Equestria has changed. How different the political scene is.
For example, the castle of the two sisters in Everfree. Celestia abandoned it for 1000 years and let it be overrun by the Everfree. Nightmare Moon rebuilt it by force and beat the crap out of any Timber Wolf who as much as dared be within her sight.
Given how brash and impulsive Luna is, I'd place her somewhere in the middle. She'll likely think Celestia has gone far too soft and has given far too much ground, so I expect something of an upheaval.

>What would she think is the strangest technology to develop in her absence?
The modern night life and all it entails. Something that apparently didn't exist 1000 years ago. Lights, music, etc.

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>>29379180
>Tfw I discovered ovipositing horse cocks.

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>>29386921

I don't usually like ecmajor's stuff, but this one has always spoken to me for some reason.

Why is Luna's butt so small?

>>29383867
>"We do not understand why the corn is in this pan, Anonymous."
*POP*
>"AHH, ANON IT IS ATTACKING US!"
*POP POP POP POP POP POP POP*
"WE SURRENDER TO YOU VILE CORN!"

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>>29387212

Looks fine to me, they just need more round on the alicorns

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>>29387212

It's her entire torso that's small, really. At least compared to a regular pony.

It's mostly obscured by her wings and mane though, so you're only really likely to notice her butt.

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>>29387212
Because she watches her figure, unlike her fat, cake eating slob of a sister.

Or she starved for a thousand years on the moon, take your pick.

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>>29379149

Yep, the facial expressions do it for me. The futa and badwrong oviposition (regular oviposition I enjoy) are actually huge turnoffs.

Occasionally the dialogue is really cute-sexy as well, same as the expressions, but most of the time it does cross over into cringe, intentional cringe is still cringe.

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Luna created Nightmare Moon, because she felt lonely and neglected and wanted to take the throne by force.

After her banishment, Luna created Tantibus. Because she still felt lonely and neglected, but also guilt, and never wanted the events of Nightmare Moon to repeat themselves.

Now the Tantibus has been dissolved, but has anything actually changed? The episode ends with Luna sleeping peacefully, but do you think that will actually last? Ponies still sleep through her night, Celestia is still the de-facto monarch (like in Return of Crystal Empire, directly overruling Luna).

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>>29387760

>>29388586
>Celestia as Asgore
Somehow it feels like it fits perfectly. Not so keen on the others.

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>>29388586

>>29387254
"I would rather WE FUCKING RUN!"

I wanna call forth DWK.

Are you here with us right now?

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i suddenly want to join the night guard

>>29389376
I'm with you...can we sacrifice some bunnies or virgins or something?

Out of idiotic curiosity, I wonder where that shitposter who was saying Trump would lose the election is.
Bet he feels real good.

>You make your way back through the cold halls of the castle before arriving at your room
>Look around the room seeing that nothing has been moved and stand caught in indecision
>You look to your right at the door leading into the bathroom
>Your head swings left to look at your dresser
>Your head slumps slightly as you turn away from the door and head to the dresser
>A bath would have to wait until the day was over
>It’s not like it you wouldn’t get the chance later
>You pull open a drawer and rifle through it until you find a somewhat professional outfit
>Sloughing off your spent clothing you don your new attire and head out the door
>It takes you a few minutes to make your way back to Celestia’s room and when you do you see Luna waiting for you just outside
“Ready?”
>She nods and you both continue on down the hall
>Luna leads you as you proceed towards the throne room
>Two guards remained stationed outside the double doors and swing them open once you arrive
>Walking through onto the long carpet you stand next to Luna as she seats herself stiffly on the throne
>Looking over she calls to a stallion who then rushes off
>You stand waiting for several minutes in silence before the door to the throne room opens and the stallion returns with another stallion in a deep blue vest behind him
>The messenger resumes his position waiting for royal order while the guard captain places himself before you
>The guard captain was an older stallion with a coat spotted with grey around the muzzle
>As he bowed deeply you could see rigidity in his form as his joints protest the motion
>Rising he looks up to Luna and presents himself
>”Your highness, you summoned me.”

>>29391557
>”I have, we wish to discuss the circumstances of the attempt on my life and how to resolve any possible situations such as this in the future.”
>The captain nods curtly before speaking
>”We have determined the source of the breach in security. The individuals who attacked you and Anonymous were newly recruited to the guard. One of our staff in charge of assigning guard duty has been found dead. We believe the ponies who attacked you orchestrated the guard shifts that night in order to create as much vulnerability as possible.”
>He pauses before continuing
>”With how stretched for men we are no one had found our man before the attack had already happened.”
>Luna takes in the information with a stern look as she processes before speaking
>”We must not allow such a thing to happen again. I want all castle staff assigned a partner so as to not let them be caught alone. Do not let anypony roam these halls without support.”
>The captain nods
>”I’ll have the men assigned to groups immediately and make sure the staff are included and accounted for as well.”
>Luna nods in return
>”Thank you, have the prisoners divulged any information?”
>He shakes his head before staring up at the princess
>”No, one of them has been asking to see ever since we locked him up however.”
>Your gut tightens a little at his words
>Luna looks over to you before turning back to the captain
>”Let us not keep our guest waiting then.”
>Luna stands and begins making her way out of the room
>You follow behind her quickly as you speed up to keep pace
>You get closer and lean in to quietly speak
“Are you sure this is a good idea? He might just try and make a move on you, you know that.”
>”I know that more than you Anonymous but I had planned on speaking with them anyway and there are no fears that will keep me from prying them for information.”

MOONHORSE!

>>29391562
>You roll your eyes in their sockets
>Whenever she used your full name you knew there was no way to change her mind
>As you pass the old stallion Luna dismisses him as he bows yet again before following out the door
>Leading once again Luna marches down the halls until you come to a large wooden door flanked by guards
>Seeing Luna one guard grabs a door ring between his teeth and pulls open the portal to the other side
>Beyond was a dimly lit stair case that was shrouded in candle light and shadows
>Keeping close behind you descend the stairs as the door swings shut behind you draping you in darkness
>You proceed downward for a lengthy amount of time before coming to another door that is pulled open as you approach
>Beyond it lay a room with three guards and rows of cell doors coated in candle light much like the stairway
>Walking to the guard sitting behind the desk in the room Luna speaks
>”Which one has been asking for me?”
>The guard looks down the hallway before grabbing a key ring and standing
>”The one at the very end, seems to be the oldest of the bunch. Hasn’t shut up all morning, muttering about his master and how it’s all inevitable. Every time we ask him what he’s talking about he just laughs. Guy’s off his rocker if you ask me.”
>You hear muffled sounds of movement as you pass a few of the cells
>Each cell had a heavy wooden door with a metal shutter in the middle for dispensing food
>Once at the end of the hall the guard goes to a door on the right and unlocks the door
>Pulling it open light spills onto a figure lying on the floor cuffed at the fore hoofs and chained to a ring on the wall allowing freedom of movement throughout the room but no farther
>As the light hits his eyes the stallion flinches backwards and blinks several times letting his retinas adjust
>Upon seeing the figures arrayed before him a bright, wicked smile spreads across his face
>”You came.”

>>29391567
>Luna raises her chin and stares down at the pony before her
>”Why have you been calling for me?”
>The stallion lets out a deranged laugh at the question
>”Because I have a message for you.”
>You turn to look at Luna
>Her eyes have narrowed to slits
>”What message would that be?”
>The stallion attempts to rise but is quickly pushed back to the floor by the guard who remains holding him in place
>”Our master has been planning for years. He sent us to make sure you didn’t interfere. He didn’t want it to happen again. You interfered last time but he wasn’t going to have it this time. No he wanted us to make sure it didn’t happen.”
>The stallion erupts into a fit of unnerving giggles and laughter
“You’re unnatural, a freak, you defy nature. You had to be stopped. You just had to interfere. Now look at what you did. Our time is over and you’ll have to accept it. Once Celestia dies then the world will be right again. We can start over. We can start… we can…”
>The stallion’s head droops as his speech slowly drifts off into incomprehensible mumbles
>The guard stands from his position where he was holding the stallion down
>You stare down at the mumbling pony before turning and heading out the door
>The guard turns and locks the cell as you proceed down the hall
“Luna, what the hell was that about?”
>Luna shakes her head
>”I do not know. Whoever it is seems to believe that I’ve done some wrong to them in the past but there are plenty who would consider me an enemy. The problem is that most of them are dead by now.”
>You come to the desk where the guard tosses down the key ring and seats himself again
>”Sorry about that your highness. It doesn’t look like our prisoners are going to be giving anything useful up anytime soon.”
>Luna’s eyes glaze over in thought for a second before she looks to the guard
>”Did any of them have anything on them when you brought them in?”

>>29391570
>The guard shuffles under the desk and pulls open a drawer before procuring a small pendant on a leather thong
>Placing it on the table he pushes it towards the mare
>”Each of them had one of these around their necks. The dead ones too, we don’t know what it means though.”
>You look at Luna before picking up the necklace and holding it up so that the two of you could both examine it
>On its face was a single tree and landscape cut into four quadrants
>Each quarter of the picture depicted the landscape in a different setting as though four pictures had been taken at different times and overlapped
>The bottom left showed bright flowers blooming and grass surrounding the trunk of the tree
>Above it you could see a blue, cloudless sky with a shining sun
>The top right showed the tree with leaves of yellow, brown, and red
>The bottom right depicted snow surrounding the trunk of the tree and a dead bush with few leafs remaining on its branches
>You study the design for a few more minutes before turning it over to look at the reverse
>On it was inscribed a small phrase in elegant font
>”We await the great turn of the wheel so that all may be reset. Let all die and return once again to be reborn anew.”
>You look at Luna and see her face taught with unease
>She looks to you and you see a great worry in her warry eyes
>”Come with me.”
>She turns and quickly begins striding up the stairs and out of the dungeon

>>29391573
Alright, so the hiatus is over. I don't know exactly how often I'll be updating but hopefully every few days or so. Sorry about the wait everyone, if you need to get caught up or want to re-read what there already is here's my pastebin. http://pastebin.com/u/BrownieTown

>>29391586
Glad to see you back!

>>29391586
HOLY FUCK YOU'RE THE GUY FROM THE TRIXIE THREADS
I LOVE YOU

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I've been on something of a fanfiction binge these last few weeks, catching up with what I've missed and stuff.

I normally enjoy dark stuff, and read some really good Luna-related ones lately, but I don't think I can handle another tragedy right now.

Anyone have any recommendations for good fics? Dark is fine as long as it's not another tragedy. Like I don't know, Luna rebuilding her life after her banishment or something, but not one where NMM returns and Luna is killed.

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Space is cool

>>29392017
I love you too anon.

>>29390206

That is how it usually works,right?

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Best pony

>>29394982
This!

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>>29396163
That's a good one.

I had a dream about luna last night. It was sad because she could tell I wasn't a pony from my dreams. I spent the rest of my dream trying to hide afraid she'd send me home or worse, eqg world

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Princess of Night Moves

>>29387760
No, nothing has changed. Luna just feels guilty and just feelsbadman. Letting herself think, everything is different.
While Celly has done really nothing to qualm Luna's original issues with their rule.

This will never get touched upon though.

Also, for the record, the NNM timeline didn't look so bad,

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>>29397994
>Also, for the record, the NNM timeline didn't look so bad,

Best of the worst, at least. Her world is leagues better than that of every other villain, but not as good as Celestia's. Ponies prosper, but I don't think much else does.
In many ways hers resembles the changeling world, but seen from an inside perspective. From the oppressive ponies' point of view rather than the oppressed (and probably a bit more sustainable long-term).

Because if this is how Nightmare Moon treats a fleeing Timber Wolf, what will she do to buffalo stampeding across pony settlements? Or dragons who dare take a nap on Equestrian soil?
No, Equestria has nothing to fear under NMM's rule. It's the rest of the world that needs to worry.

>>29376130
what do you mean

>>29376698
This is not a fetish, fetishes are suppose to appealing and erotic. THIS IS NOT. ;_;

>>29399131
>fetishes are suppose to appealing and erotic.
When you're making broad sweeping generalizations like that, that's the exact OPPOSITE of what a fetish is supposed to be.

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>>29398467
>Equestria has nothing to fear under NMM's rule. It's the rest of the world that needs to worry.

Pretty much this, there aren't many things that compare to controlling the moon and stars.
She pretty much has the whole frigging cosmos at the tip of her hooves.

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>>29376753
>>29376732
Like the bee comic one, the EQG manly main 6 and the transformation futa rarity? Picture not related

Would you trick Luna into biting a hot pepper?

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>>29400704
No. Starlight Glimmer, however... I'd force feed her 10 ghost peppers.

>>29376698
Seen the image where she puts pudding in Celestia's butt?

>>29403845
ive seen most of kanashiipandas work.

i dont think its farfetched to think that after a thousand years they would start getting creative with each other, with the taboo of incest going out the window after the first hundred years.

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boop

>>29406129
>she means sex

best pone

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQWfhVQEDg8

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>>29387254

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Page nine is no place for most adorable equine.

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>>29379858
Woonabetes: The deadliest type out there.

Im looking for something to read
What are some good comedy stories featuring luna/NMM

>>29411989
I worded that bad, what are some good comedy stories from the pastebin

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she are so hot

It's that time of week again! Time to shill the discord server:

discord.gg/dnPcpPk

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>>29413279

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>>29415592
I was about to say fuck Doritos for discontinuing their best flavor, but when I was Googling for an image to attach to this post, I came across this. All is forgiven, Dorito lords.

http://www.delish.com/food-news/a50924/doritos-brings-back-buffalo-ranch-flavor/

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Heyo /moon/,

A bunch of writefags in the discord have decided to have a writing competition, but couldn't decide on a good prompt for us to all write about.

So we have decided to give it back to you, the people. Any ideas?

>inb4 sex moon horse

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>>29416834
sex moon horse

>>29416834
>"Princess, it's time."
>Luna turns to look at the attendee
>It was the night of the winter solstice and Luna was to raise the moon at the celebration
>It would be the first time in a thousand years that equestria had celebrated the event

>>29417443
That's when the Fire Nation attacked.

>>29416376
i prefer classic ranch.

>>29417561
>In reality Anon just flew out a match and held it under a "Smoke Detector", a thing from his world.
>The piercing wails from the device caused Luna to scream like a filly and she almost dropped the moon.

>>29417581
>conveniently leaving out the fact the high pitched noise made Luna piddle herself

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>>29416834
Luna's worried Celestia is going to snatch away her new friend/boyfriend, so she hatches an overly elaborate plan to make Anon like only HER.

>>29416834
Luna and Anon get baked, and engage in shenanigans.

>summoning DWK

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>>29376683
>>29376692
>>29376698
For fucks sake, why am I aroused by this.

best poni

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>>29421684
I love her so much.

>>29375273
Saw the thumbnail and thought it was going to be bleach

>Tell Luna there is an emergency in the kitchen.
>Yoy hear hooves hitting floor as she comes charging to your location.
>She rounds the corner, her hooves meet the sweet embrace of the tile floor.
>That you coated in butter.
>You watch her form try to correct the slip and fail horribly as she crashes into the counter.
>Celestia thinks this is hilarious as Luna tries and fails to get back on her hooves, seeming to forget she has wings.
>You still have to clean the floor later, after being chased by an irate, slipping princess as her sister gut laughs.

>>29379149
It's the sharp eyes and the smirking mouths. They're beyond the usual seductive "bedroom eyes". They're devious, unrelenting, slightly sadistic, AND FUCKING HOT AS ALL GETOUT.

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>>29388657
Most of them are right.
the following changes need to be made though
flowey Twilight sparkle
Papyrus: Trixie
Monster kid: scoots
Frisk: Frisk.

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>>29416834
> "Anon... I can't believe it's you. I... I thought you were dead."
> "When you didn't come back at the same time I did, and Celestia told me what happened..."
> "Anon, I don't know what to say. I just..."
> "I missed you so much!"
> "I've got so much to show you, everything has changed!"
> "I've even got friends now!"

What does Luna show ancient Anon first?

>>29423076
To me, more than the facial expressions, is the body shapes and poses,they accentuate their feminity and every act in such a sexual way, even the stallions feminine like a horny, yet virgin, yet well-endowed 16 year old girl.

>>29424079
Fireflies in lamps.

>>29424026
>twilight as flowey
No. discord works because he gets redeemed by the end of the story.
>trixyrus
Let this shitty meme die.
>scootaloo as monster kid
I'll allow it.
>frisk remains unchanged
I'll allow this as well.

/r/ing green of luna anally violating anon

>>29426725
...with her horn? Or with magic futa dick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=407FDgVcqc4

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>>29421894

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>>29427209

I wanna die

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>>29428205
We all wanna die.

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Bed bump.

>>29385518
holla holla get dolla

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page 9 is not fine

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>>29430433
>>29431005

For some reason Luna always has the best art pieces.

>>29431182
People who like Luna are typically autistic, I mean artistic.

>>29428884
what has been seen has been unseen

>>29431355
artistic people are typically autistic

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>>29376683
>>29376692
>>29376698

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>>29376698
Every day I pray that he stops making porn

Please God make him stop

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>>29434487
>stops

>>29434487
But why? His porn makes my cock DIAMONDS

>>29434504

Imagine what an animator of his caliber could have done other than drawing "object going into hole #264335775443".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRiPItZaue4

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>>29376698

>>29428884
I never paid attention to it, but why were moth ponies even a thing?

>>29434933

>>29434525

That's not really what he draws though.
He draws shit like Celestia feeding Luna gummy worms while roleplaying as a bird and somehow manages to make it sexy DESPITE the subject matter.

>>29435556

Literally an attempt to circlejerk undisturbed under the excuse that it's pone related.
Batcancer, fluffy pone, Milky Way, plane ponies, etc. all fall into the same category. Not every shitty General infesting this board is a fetish-general, some of them are literally circlejerk generals.

best pony

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>>29376683
>>29376692
>>29376698

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>>29377625
>spear
>not lance

>>29400704
yes. her reaction would be priceless

I'd be right there with a glass of milk for her after, though...

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>>29400704
Trick her? why would I trick her?

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Sicker than your average zebra killer
Twist zebras heads off zebras fucking striped zebras and gators
Princess full moon players
Dead right
If they head right
Raising the moon every night
Princess Loon been smooth since days of killing mules
Never lose
Never choose to
Lynch mules that do something to it
Get on the bat chariot
My plot nigga
Kiss it
Full Moon mafia
We're on it
Moonmare moonmare can't you see
Mules and zebras need to hang from trees
And I just love your lunar ways
I guess that is why your sisters wack
And you're so great

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DWK YOU FUCKING AUTIST KILL YOURSELF YOU EQG SHILLING CANCER!!!!

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>>29376683
>>29376692
>>29376698

>>29437431
I don't think she would trust any food from you after that.

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>>29438465
Return to /b/, please.

Bloop

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>>29375273
I am carbonated

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Page 10 save rave.

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Page 9 is no place for Moon cute.

>>29436871

Fucking spider expert over here.

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>Good strong coffee.
>Cozy quilts.
>Another peaceful night in /Moon/.
>Another page 9 to dispel.
>Life is good.

I want to give Luna pop rocks and watch her panic when she eats some.

>>page 9

>>29447781
>"ACH, anon this treat is attacking me!"
>"We implore you to remove this... ah, so it has faltered on our tongue."
>"A taste of victory for us today!"
>Luna dumps the rest of the packet in her mouth and the panic starts again.

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>>29450854
Pony people better than people pony

>>29391573
>Several books hover shakily in the air as you read the titles of each
>”Of Gods and Mystics”
>”Cults of Equestria”
>”Life with Living Deities”
“You gonna tell me what we’re looking for?”
>Luna stares at an open page for a few moments longer before dropping all of the books heavily onto a nearby table
>Turning to you she queries
>”Anon, how much do you know about gods?”
>You take the question with a curious questioning look but answer despite it
“Well, I know that what my people think of as a god is different from what ponies think of as a god. For us it’s more of an omnipotent being that doesn’t really intervene too often, at least not in any blatant manner. For ponies aren’t you and Celestia technically gods? I mean I know that you’re flesh and blood but a lot of ponies basically worship you like a deity don’t they?”
>Luna nods at your understanding
>”You are correct or at least partially so. Most do not know the true nature of my sister and I because only those who we tell personally know and those are few and far between. My sister and I, we’re spirits that embody magic that have taken physical form. We’ve lived for thousands of years but we were at one point born and we can in fact die. When our physical form dies our spirit remains until it needs to be reincarnated. We have no memory of our past existence and we don’t know if we were even similar to the beings we are now, we just know that this has been happening over and over again for a possibly countless number of years.”
>You stare and nod as she speaks letting your brain take in and review all the information given when a question makes itself apparent
“Wait, so if you can’t recall anything from your past then how do you even know all of this about you being a spirit and all that?”
>Luna takes in a deep breath before continuing

>>29451750
>”We know another like us. One much older than us that has been alive for an amount of time even he probably can’t comprehend. Discord, it’s hard to ever get a straight answer out of him but over the course of years we were able to gain some small clues about our nature from him.”
>Discord, he’s probably loving the absolute shit show that the kingdom has become since Celestia disappeared
“Is that why you live so long?”
>”Yes, many attribute it to us being alicorns but that is not the case. Twilight and Cadence and even Flurry Heart will not live to an age anywhere close to ours.”
“Alright I get all of that, sort of, but what does any of that have to do with these books or what that pendant had on it?”
>Luna at this point has turned and is holding another group of books in her magical clutches
>”Anon, what did the pendant have on it?”
>You think for a second and recall what you saw
“A picture of a landscape in four different seasons on the front. There was an inscription on the back about death and a wheel turning or something. Why?”
>Luna, with her muzzle in a book, gives a somewhat muffled reply
>”The inscription and the picture both represent the passage of time and how life goes through cycles. There have been a group of somewhat radical ponies that worship a being known as the Fate Turner. They believe that the rise and fall of life is the only true course of nature and that their idol is what brings about the “changing of the seasons” so to speak but on a much larger scale. They’ve tried to disrupt the peace my sister and I have attempted to usher in several times before but it seemed as though they had disappeared after the last time we chased them away a few hundred years prior to my… confinement. They used that picture as their symbol. The phrase is new to me though.”
“How large of a scale are we talking here?”

>>29451755
>”Toppled empires, societies breaking down, they want everything to return to nature because they think that us thriving for too long is unnatural and heretical to the one they worship.”
“They sound like a bunch of lunatics.”
>Luna turns and glares at you
>You raise your hands up in front of your chest defensively
“Sorry, I forget that certain things have different meanings here sometimes.”
>Her expression softens at your words
>”It is alright, I know you meant no offense by it.”
>She resumes her search and your eyes scan the shelves until another question crosses your mind
“So, why’d you bring up the whole god thing exactly?”
>Luna continues her search as she answers
>”I believe that this being they’re worshipping is like Cel and I, a spirit in physical form. There are too many accounts of it interacting with its followers to be a complete lie and we’ve never known of any other type of being that could exist that long. The only thing that makes sense is if this Fate Turner is something like us.”
>What does that have to do with Celestia disappearing though?
>Before you could ask however Luna has dropped all but one book and beckons you over
>The label shows it to be a history of affairs in the kingdom within the past five-hundred years
>Luna points out a passage titled “The Followers of Fate”
>It seems to be documentation on a group of ponies operating out of the badlands to the south
>”It would seem that within the past century they have started acting once more. If we are to find them this will be the most likely place to begin searching.”
>You nod and cross your arms
“That’s great; we can dispatch a group to check it out first thing tomorrow.”
>Luna closes the book
>”I’ll be leaving within the hour Anon. I need you to make sure that everything here runs smoothly while I’m gone. I cannot risk letting any more time go to waste.”
>You stare incredulously at her statement

>>29451757
“You can’t be serious. The kingdom would fall apart if you left now. You can’t go. We’ll send the best men that we can and they’ll do whatever it takes to fix this mess but you have to stay here.”
>”You believe that I will simply sit by while my sister is in danger? That I will let these terrorists keep me cooped in this castle while the wreak havoc on my kingdom? You are mistaken if such a thing will pass by me without judgement.”
>Her voice is cold as stone and each word drips calm fury as it flows from her mouth
>You see her chest rising and falling heavily and a slight glint of moisture in her eyes
>What could you say to her? She couldn’t go running off looking for her sister alone
>She couldn’t leave Equestria like it was, without a ruler
“Luna, please. You know that this will only make things worse. You have to stay here, for everyone’s good.”
>You brace as the air in the room tenses
>You wait as Luna’s jaw grinds together in frustration
>Her eyes are wild and deep within them you can see a monsoon of emotion spilling over on itself
>You fear she may explode on you at any moment
>But it never comes
>Just chilling words in a tone that hadn’t changed from when she’d previously spoke
>”You’re right Anon, I must remain here. We shall send a group to investigate in the morning.”
>Her words lack every emotion but anger as she lets them drop from her mouth
>The book that was still floating in the air quickly finds itself tucked underneath one of her wings as she strides past
>She exits the room and the door slams behind her as it’s pulled closed magically
>You stand staring at its wooden surface while a bad feeling churns within your gut

Sorry about the wait, I've just been super lazy this week.

>>29451760
Glad to see you're back sempi.
guess i should get to work on my own stuff since we're writefagging again

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>>29450854

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>>29450854

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>>29454743

>>29449218
That Chryssie a cute.
Saved!

>>29457976
damn that's pretty cute.

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>tfw luna will never give you a hug

>>29375288
thanks for adding a bump to our thread with dubs

>>29381096
>He doesn't drink drinks which have developed carbonated gas which were chemically formed through the process of. male human bieng
>He doesn't drink air from the gas of the chemicals with the intent of selling the chemically filled drink with gases to sell
>He doesn't enjoy the chemically. filled drink with gases with the intent to enjoy the drink
>He is a fag

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>>29376683
>>29376692
>>29376698
MO-AR, pleeease

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>>29379165
I find out a new fetish. I become an ascended.

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>>29390020
T-too lewd in my lascivious head.

>>29394982
nice work of art

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>>29434487
He confuse me. His porn make me so hard.

What I NEED to see is a picture of Luna and Moon Knight

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>>29434487
>stops

>>29460751
I've had the carving of licking Luna's eyeballs for 3 years now.

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What's your take on the nature of Nightmare Moon?

>>29434487
I like his porn though

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What's that white stuff on her helmet?

>>29464877
Mediocre coloring work by someone who doesn't understand shading.

Bleep

>>29464877
I want to steal her cerebro helmet

>>29439315
How can I return to somewhere I've never been?

>>29451760
good shit mate

>Vooooom!
>Not a lot of people know what it feels like to experience eternal nothingness collapse into reality at alarming speeds.
>In fact, no one probably does.
>Except for you.
>Your first experience is the deafening roar of space itself warping around you.
>Light then emerges from the folds of space-time at a point in front of you, expanding at a rapid pace.
>Soon, the light begins to spread enough around your vision that you can make out a grand throne room lit only by the sunset
>As space-time ceases it’s warping, the deafening roar leaves your ears, and you can finally get a bearing on reality, you fall to your knees and begin desperately gasping for breath.
>That might have something to do with not breathing for an undetermined amount of time.
>A black miasma seeps from somewhere around you and begins covering your body.
>Not too long after though, it fades away.
>Okay, good.
>You’ve gotten your breathing under control.
>Besides that weird mist thing.
>Now where are you?
>Ah, it seems you’re in the Castle of the Two Sister’s throne room.
>Although, it looks nothing like you remember it.
>Everything looks... aged.
>Like it’s been abandoned for hundreds of years.
>You try to remember what happened before, uh... now.

>Oh, yes.
>Luna falling to her jealousy and longing.
>You remember the fight now, but even with all the damage it caused to the castle, it still doesn’t explain the aging.
>You were there when Celestia banished her.
>You begged and pleaded for Celestia to stop, but she wouldn’t listen.
>Luna- No. That /nightmare/ charged Celestia, and she banished her.
>But, wait.
>Luna was near you when the banishing started.
>Maybe you were banished along with her?
>That doesn’t explain why you’re back, though.
>You suppose it doesn’t matter now.
>Who knows what happened while you were gone?
>Obviously, it’s been long enough that even the /castle/ has eroded.
>Maybe if you’re back, that means Luna is as well?
>Well, a man can wish.

>Getting up, you dust your knees off and realize you’re still dressed the way you were when Luna was banished.
>A little ragged, but you wouldn’t say the outfit is completely ruined.
>Suits sort of have a way of looking good no matter the circumstance.
>You decide to make your way to Canterlot.
>If it’s still there, at least.
>It was always a grand town.
>One of the biggest in Equestria even.
>Always bustling with ponies.
>You just hope that what you see is still indicative of that.
>First stop would be Ponyville, since it’s along the way.
>It’s going to be a /long/ walk.

>>29468427
>Before you can get going, though, the familiar sound of teleportation manifestation chimes behind you.
>You turn around to see an aegean blue alicorn in front of you fluff up her wings and stare you down.
>Is that...Luna!?
>”Who goes ther- Anon!?”
>She leans her head forward and opens her mouth inquisitively.
“Luna! Is that you?”
>Luna’s eyes go wide when she realizes it’s you.
>She rushes over and throws her forelegs over your shoulders.
>You steady yourself, and then wrap your arms around her as well.
>”Oh, Anon! I thought you were dead!” she says, losing more and more composure as she goes, “Oh, thank the heavens you are alive! W-When you did not come back when I did-”
“Shhh, shhhhhhh,” you say, caressing the back of her head, “It is all right now, I am here. Do not worry.”
>She starts bawling into your shoulder.
>You grip her tighter, rocking her gently back and forth.
>She’s safe.
>She’s no longer that... monster.
>She’s perfectly fine.
“Shhhhh, Luna, it is alright.”
>You’re on the verge of tears now.
>You feel like you might be saying those words to comfort yourself as well
>Luna starts, but since she doesn’t move her head it comes out muffled.
>”I-I-I thought you were gone forever! Oh, I am so glad you are back. Promise you will never leave me again!”
“I promise, but, Luna, look at me.”
>She lifts her head up from your soaked shoulder.
>She looks at you with the same teal coloured eyes you remember.
>Her tender expression the same.
>No longer possessed by that horrid entity.
>She’s safe.
“Listen to me,”
>”Mmhmm?”
>You take a second to appreciate the moment.
>Appreciate /her/
“It’s going to be alright now.”
>Her eyes begin to well up again, but you wipe them away.
>She smiles a shaky smile.
>You rest your forehead on hers before speaking
“Hey, if you keep going like this, you are going to make me cry as well,”
>She moves her head back and looks at you.

>>29468440
>She smiles before giving you a peck on the lips.
>Before she can pull away, you pull her in for a kiss.
>A slow, passionate kiss.
>You were so worried.
>It all happened so fast, you didn’t know what to do.
>You thought you lost her forever.
>When that magic being took advantage of her deepest feelings, you didn’t have any time to fully realize what happened.
>You were so distressed.
>But it’s all right now.
>She’s right here.
>In your arms.
>Against your lips.
>In your embrace.

>You pull away from the kiss and look into her eyes.
“Hey, I think you should introduce me to the situation at hand. It looks like I was gone a very long time.”
>Her face lights up as she hops down from your shoulders and onto the floor.
>”Oh yes! There’s been so much change! Wait, you do not know how long you have been gone for, do you?”
“No, of course not dear. I have not even been back an hour.”
>”Ooh this is so exciting!”
>She’s already cheered up.
>That makes you happy.
>”I have made so many friends! There has been so much invention, so much innovation! I must show you it all!”
“Okay, ponykind still appears to be thriving, so then why has the castle lost so much of it’s...glamour?” you say, gesturing to the room around you.
>”Ah! Well, the battle between Nightmare Moon and my sister caused much damage to the castle, as you can plainly see, so sister decided to abandon it and move on.”
>Nightmare Moon. You note the classification.
>Luna is sitting on her haunches now.
>”So, the castle resides in the new capital of Equestria.”
“And that is?”

>>29468460
>”Tsk tsk, be patient, Anon! There is much to see.”
>You cross your arms.
“Well, where to first?”
>Luna sits up rather quickly, alarmed.
“Just one moment, Anon.”
>She lifts her head and closes her eyes as her horn begins to glow.
>You notice the light outside slowly change from a warm, deep, orange to the familiar black of Luna’s night.
>You even manage to make out the Moon from where you are standing inside the castle.
>It is as beautiful as ever.
>”Now that the Moon is tended to, give me a moment to think.”
>As you give her a moment to think, you admire the cute little mare as she ponders where to take you first.
>”That does not give you permission to ogle.”
“You say that as if you mind, dear.”
>”Well, I do.”
>You smile.
“You’re not very convincing.”
>Luna looks up at you with a grin.
>Somehow, you guess she knows where to take you first.
>And with a glow of her horn, she’s teleported the two of you away.

>>29468473
>You reappear in a large hallway with two double doors at the end.
>Not that you noticed, of course, because you’re on your knees on the rug.
>The thick cloud of miasma returns, slowly rolling it’s way across the rug.
>Before long. it crawls it’s way back towards you and disappears.
>Rather peculiar.
>”Oh, do not be like that dear. It was only teleportation!”
“Luna, /dear,/ you know I get n-nauseous when you do that. Did you happen to forget?”
>”Oh come now, stand up. I have something to show you.”
>After the uneasiness passes, you carefully stand up with the help of Luna, and take a look around.
>Lining the walls are lanterns placed at increments to illuminate the hallway.
>The light inside seems to jostle around of it’s own accord.
>Wait, are those fireflies?
>You rush over to the lantern nearest across from you, and reach out to unhook it from the fixture on the wall.
>You ignore Luna’s giggling behind you as you gaze inside at the floating bugs.
“But fireflies are rare indeed!” you say, “How did you come across so many as to illuminate a whole hallway with jars of them!?”
>Luna trots over beside you and joins you in gazing at the lantern.
>”I was pleasantly surprised upon my return to be informed that we had discovered a way to cultivate firefly larvae with the appropriate measures for survival.”
“Truly?”
>”Truly.”
“This is certainly a most splendid discovery!”
>Luna undoes the latch on the lantern and you watch as the fireflies drift out one by one.
>”After the discovery, fireflies became an abundant source of decorative lighting. I may have come to the decision of requesting this hallway to be adorned with such insects in memory of you.”

>>29468484
>The last firefly drifts out of it’s containment and joins the slowly dissipating cloud of fellow insects.
>You take a step back as the fireflies spread out across the entire width of the hallway.
>A second is taken to admire the dancing orbs of light hovering around you.
>”You look so cute when you are in awe.”
>You look over to Luna, who has been watching you with a bittersweet expression.
>”I am happy you are back.”
“As am I. I dread contemplating what you must have went through when you thought I was gone.”
>Luna smiles a tender smile before saying, “It is not a worry anymore. You’re back and safe. That is all I could have wished for and more.”
>Luna turns and begins walking down the hallway.
>She gestures you to follow her with a toss of her head.
>You join her, resting your arm around her neck as you walk.
>Luna lets out a loud sigh.
>”I have not felt that sensation in a long time.”
>You smile.
>You walk the small distance in contented silence, leaving the fireflies to dance as they please.
>Arriving at the doors, Luna’s magical aura encompasses them and slowly swings them open.
>Behind them is a moonlit balcony.
>As you step out into the moonlight, you see a magnificent mountainside city.
>Yellow lights dot the tall, sprawling buildings below.
“Absolutely breathtaking!” you say, “What is this magnificent sight?”
>”Would you believe me if I said it was Canterlot?”
“Canterlot...” You examine the city with a keener eye.
“And so it is! I knew it gave off a familiar feeling! How it has grown!”
>You lean against the railing to get a closer look.
“I do not recognize the majority of the architecture. It’s been a while, I’m sure.”
>“Care to take a guess?”
>You look down, pondering the thought.
“I would say... three-hundred years.”
>”You would say incorrectly, then.”
“Drat. Surely it could not have been any longer than double that, yes?”
>”Six-hundred years is still a little shy, I am afraid.”
“Curses. Oh come on then, out with it.”

>>29468504
>Luna takes a more formal stance and, with a giant grin on her face, declares, “One-thousand years!”
>Your eyes go wide.
“One-thousand years! Oh my. And you are sure this is true, correct?”
>”Of course, silly.” Luna looks off to the side. “Although, I was not present for a large portion of it.”
“Pray tell, what do you mean?”
>”I mean to say that I only came back four years ago. I am almost as new to all of this as you are.”
>You ponder the thought.
“Well, hopefully I am not too late to the party that we cannot brave the storm together!”
>”Hopefully not. That reminds me though. When I detected the disturbance that marked your arrival, I was attending a banquet.”
>”The majority of the people I have come to bond with are there. Would you care to join me?”

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“Of course!” you say, “I could do with a little socializing after one-thousand years of nothingness.”
>You drop onto your hands and mimic a tired, elderly pony stretching.
>Luna puts a hoof to her mouth and laughs at your comical display.
>”Come now, I bet you do not feel a day older than when you left.”
>You stand up and dust your hands off.
“I would be lying if I said I did not,” you say with a smile.
>You begin to walk towards the doorway as Luna joins you.
>This time, it is her turn to wrap herself around you.
>She warps her wing around your back and then your side, pulling you closer as you walk up the steps and into the hallway.
>Luna begins to close the doors behind the two of you.
>A shadowy vapor can be seen rolling along the walkway, slipping swiftly into the opening before the doors behind you come to a close.

>>29468516
That was what I wrote for the Discord Write-off. As you can see, it's not finished, but I intend on updating regularly, since I'm excited to write out future events I have planned. I could've written more but I had to work both days of the write off.

All of the other writer's dropped out for on reason or another, so hopefully this is consolation at least a little.

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>>29468516
And for delivering this great... SOMETHING.

DeceptivelyProficient is the winner of this [REFERENCE IN TIME] write off.

Late writers will be uploading all week i assume. See you all next [POINT IN TIME] for the lunar write off.

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Act I - A Memory Returns

> “So then, I gave the ruffian a right painful shock! The colt could barely stand afterward!”
> A chorus of polite laughs lights up the table, and you shuffle uncomfortably in your seat.
> You are Princess Luna.
> Tonight is the Winter Solstice, the third celebration of it since your return.
> “Positively brutish, Lord Pence. The lower classes simply can’t help themselves!”
> At first, you had been really excited about these celebrations, but it quickly became apparent that they were little more than networking opportunities for most ponies.
> Now you just felt uncomfortable, sitting at a table full of elites who paid to sit with you.
> “Well, Princess Luna? Any thoughts?”
> The big, fake smile on the pony’s face makes you want to curl up into a ball.
> He had spent the entire night trying to get you to talk, but every time you did you felt bad afterwards.
> Your grip on modern Equine wasn’t perfect yet, and the table collectively cringed when you got the words wrong earlier.
> Plus, you knew they wished they were getting access to Celestia instead.
“I am certain it was a brilliant display, my little pony.”
> That sounded Celestia-like, right?
> He nods, clearly disappointed that he didn’t draw out more of a reply, and he goes back to chatting with another pony.
> And you go back to slowly munching on your salad.
> With the wrong fork, you think.
> You didn’t have anypony you would feel comfortable asking for advice on table manner with you.
> In fact, none of the few ponies you would count among your friends were even at the party.
> Other engagements, of course.
> “Princess, your dress looks stunning tonight. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like it…?”
> A unicorn mare, to your right this time.
> This was her first shot at getting you to be sociable tonight.
> You knew it was probably a bad idea to wear something so eye-catching tonight, but-
> “Princess Luna?”

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> You’re never going to catch a break.
> A Thestral guard behind you draws your attention away from the mare, seemingly oblivious to her existence.
> Well, at least you appreciate the distraction.
> Nopony could fault you for prioritizing the guards, and you felt more comfortable talking to them.
> His armour looks wrong, for some reason, but you can’t spot why.
“Yes, Silver Breeze?”
> His name comes instantly to your mind.
> The stallion motions with his head towards the door to the gardens adjoining the banquet hall.
> “There’s somepony looking for you in the gardens, towards the reflection pond. I haven’t seen a creature like him before.”
> You furrow your brow at that.
> Nopony mentioned any exotic guests tonight.
> Your guard wouldn’t have brought it to your attention if it wasn’t important, though.
“Thank you, I’ll head out there immediately.”
> And with a crisp salute, the guard departs.
> You turn back to your guest and try to put up your best sympathetic smile.
> You’re sure it looks as fake as everypony else’s smiles.
“Apologies, my little ponies. I have something to attend to.”
> The table all seem relieved at the proposition, though they try to disguise it.
> Maybe it’ll give them the chance to network with one another a little more unimpeded.
> Pushing your chair back, you get out and stretch a little bit before walking towards the garden doors.
> You try to keep up your neutral, regal face, despite your insecurities.
> You wish you weren’t so awkward all the time.
> Hopefully the conversation with whoever this is would go a bit better.
> There’s ponies dancing in the main portion of the hall, and a ton of them lined up along the walls conversing.
> Yet you feel everypony’s eyes on you.
> If ‘Tia were here, she’d probably have everypony’s eyes on her for totally different reasons.
> But… she keeps telling you that you’ll get the swing of it with time.
> ‘It can’t hurt to try, right?’

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> It’s snowing outside, rather heavily.
> The gardens are magically heated, so the snow melts on contact, but it does give a certain ambiance.
> The garden is more like a little forest, a maze-like network of rare flowerbeds amidst dense woods.
> The whole area is lit up by Hearth’s Warming lights.
> There’s a ton of ponies milling about, conversing casually, watching the night sky.
> You can feel their eyes lock on to you the second you step outside.
> Fortunately, few ponies went anywhere near the reflection pond, so you head that way as quick as you can.
> It’s fairly deep into the forest, and off the cobblestone pathways the guests usually restrained themselves to.
> It’s a beautiful area, though the foliage gets so thick you can barely see your sky.
> The only light was provided by a series of glowing red and yellow roses, which dotted the periphery of the dirt path.
> If the flowers weren’t so beautiful, it would feel almost dangerous, with how dark and isolated it was.
> Sometimes, you would come out here and just lounge when you had downtime, so that-
> You hear a stick snap, and immediately you feel yourself jump into defensive posture.
> You're not at the pond yet.
“Who’s there!?”
> You turn around slowly, suddenly on edge, keeping an eye out in all directions.
> Your guard said this creature was exotic.
> Who knows what it could do.
> Stupid. You should’ve asked for somepony to accompany you, but you were too caught up in your head.
> You prepare a teleportation spell, determined to return with guards, and that’s when you feel claws slip-
> Wait, those aren’t claws, they’re something else-
> Something you were intimately familiar with.
> Fingers.
> Fingers slip around your jaw, and they roughly pull your head to the side.
> Time almost seems to slow down as your head turns, the dim light of the gardens illuminating the features of your assailant.
> As you’re caught up in the moment, you meet eyes with a memory.