Hello /mlp/.
I am going into battle, and I need your strongest ponies.
>>29368137
you cant handle these ponies traveler
these ponies will kill you
>>29368137
>>29368137
>>29368137
Here my friend, take this pony, she will surely aid you in your battle. Her cuntiness is so legendary and her voice so grating that no living being can withstand her. Good luck.
>>29368137
>>29368137
this looks like the doctor from the crash bandicoot games
>>29368137
What battle, if I may be so bold to ask, are you entering?
>>29368137
I gotcha covered good buddy.
>>29368137
on the magic side you are gonna want twilight sparkle for the raw power starlight glimmer for the more battle focused magic and trixie lulamoon to apply her cunning
you wanna scare your foes we just got in an order on luna
for pegasi you basicly just want rainbow dash fastest pony ever really if anybody trys to sell you derpy do not listen she is to clumsy to fight
cannot go past a nice pie sister for earth ponys
>>29368159
you better go to a seller that sell weaker ponies.
Here you go
>>29368137
Here you go friendo
>>29368137
I gift you one Twiglet, good sir.
she is THE BEST small magic horse
take care of her, for I will need her back
promise to me that you will return with her, yes?
>>29368387
Be wary of the butt on this one, OP. It's a devastating weapon in its own right.
>>29368137
why am I still on this board
Pick one and only one.
>>29368137
Buy our toys
>>29370907
Literally the only good option is the one on the left.
>>29371573
Only in terms of OP mary sueness
>>29368159
>>29368881
/mlp/ I am telling you right now
I am going into battle, and I need only your strongest ponies.
>>29368159
>>29368455
wow too edgy
>>29370889
This pony is only for the strongest of beings, not the weakest.
>>29368455
Earh ponies, mang.
>>29374289
Please stop misusing your buzzwords.
ideally a combination of these two because dex > str and you always want to go fashion souls
>>29368137
You can't have them, get your own
>>29374906
But it makes the weak strong. Isn't that what our good knight here wants?
>>29375830
Nope, still too edgy.
>>29368137
who's was in the wrong here?
Can anybody give me a quick rundown?
>>29376278
i'd say the potion seller
he could have just offered the traveler his regular potions as opposed to his strongest potions
>>29368137
You can't handle my ponies traveler. They're too strong for you
>>29375836
>dex
Fucking pleeeeeeeeeeb
>>29376220
Only if he wishes to pay in the blood of worlds. This is a pony fit for a beast, let alone a man.
>>29375836
>dex
>not a speed/crit build
You are a disgrace