You finally get a date with your waifu. How you try to impress her?.

#1 I will keep my elbows off the table
#2 I will not spill my coffe.
Hope that will be enough for her to see that we complement each other.

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>>29364566
Make her some, bomb ass fucking tea.

>>29364566
Shit on the table and scream in autistic rage.

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>>29364566

ill show her my collection of tasteful memes

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>>29364566
Develop a plan to overthrow the monarchs together with her

>>29364566
Cunnilingus.

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>>29364566
Take her to the carnival and let her go on all the rides at least twice.

>>29364961
Does your face count as a ride?

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>>29364566
I can ride that bug pussy for over an hour before getting close to finishing.

>>29364566
I don't know, I've only been on one date and that was like a gorillion years ago.

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>>29364566
>Tell her to shit in a paper bag.
>Set it at the doorstep of Sweet Apple Acres.
>Light the bag on fire and hide in a bush with her.
>Wait for Applejack to stomp on it.

>rape

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>>29364566
>"What's your name, darling?"
"It's Bond, James Bond"

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>>29364566

>>29364566
A fancy meal, chit-chat her with my charisma, get to know her, then walk through a park or otherwise casual downtime leading to a cache of fencing gear. Yep, it's that crash course I'm always talking about. It's time to learn how to fence. Need a place to change, showers would be nice, and there's a set of comfy clothes to change into afterwards. Then to my place for movie night and drinking.

Covers: social/fancy, althetic, and homebody aspects of my life. If we're a match for all of that, we're a good fit.

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>>29366183
get out

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I show her my Bey-Blade collection and then ask her if she wants to let-it-rip?
Should she say yest then we engage in a Bey-Blade battle.
She then walks out on me for discovering that I use Bey-Blades with sharpner razors on the edges of my bey-blades.
I keep my virginity and then I win.

be yourself

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>>29366510
okay

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>>29364566
Why would I try to impress her?

I want nothing more than to lie under the stars with her in an open field and talk to her about celestial mechanics while keeping each other warm in the chill of an autumn night's breeze.

I don't have to impress her, if I can have that one moment then it doesn't matter anymore. I can die happy.

I don't understand. What's the point of trying to impress someone on a date when you can just relax and enjoy yourself with someone you care about?

>>29364566
"My paycheck ends in this many zeroes."
>"Darling!"

>rape her then get reversed >rape by her, but when she's >raping me, I take the initiative and >rape her again.

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>>29366891
I think I know who your waifu is

>>29366889
Zeros after the decimal don't count, Anon

>>29364566
Not soil myself again.

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>>29366903
Kind of close. But I do know where you're coming from with that idea.