MLP/Incestuous Relationships Thread

>>29359276
I want Sunset to be my hot older sister.

I want Chrysalis to be my cute yandere older sister.

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>>29359276
>imouto Sunset

I want you all to spend time in the ghetto to remove the basic hick shit.

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>>29359588
>She's a shut-in female NEET who's transformed her room into her "hive", a sticky, messy, laundry-strewn environment where she can be weird and miserable and browse 4chan in peace

>>29359276
The only good stories were the ones of Sunset raping her brother in his sleep.

>>29359407
I want her to be my hot step-sister.
"We're not related, so it's okay."

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>>29359792

>>29359792
That's not even incest.

>>29359276
sunset malfunction

>>29359276
She is too perfect.
[and the CAPTCHA was "SUNSET BLVD"; how freaky is that]

>>29361273
>and the CAPTCHA was "SUNSET BLVD"
That's a common one.

>>29361322
yeah, but it's a funny coincidence.

>>29361273
Honestly. I'm more of a dashfag. Sunset is my second favorite though. I would love a story about sunset with that picture as a part in the story though.

>>29359588
Speaking of, what happened to that older sister chrysalis green?

The pastebin hasn't been updated since the dinosaurs walked the earth so i assume it's dead, but it would be nice to know specifics.

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>>29359407
I want her to be my mom
But also my wife

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>mfw I didn't have internet yesterday
I leave one day, one FUCKING day and yall fagets killed the thread.
Shame.

>>29361671
Shieeeeeeet

>>29361671
I want to be Sunset's perverted horny little brother.

>>29362097
how?

>>29361671
good man

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>>29362537
How what?

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OH SHIT! This faget wants to steal your sisteru.
Wat do?

>>29363508
I fucking LOVE Timber's hot older sister.
Gloriosa is my waifu.

>>29359407

I want her to be my older sister who calls me "Big bro" for incestuous reasons

Bump before bed

Bump in the morning!

God damn this is one of the lowest quality things. At least its not scat/diaper.

>>29364308
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>>29365604
Delete your bumps!

>>29365679
Bump

Where is onichansfables?

>>29366650
Ded

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Would you a Applebloom?

>>29361671
Unf

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>>29366650
I hate working weekends.
Also not dead. Just haven't been in the mood for writing. I have a lot of tomorrow free though, and should be able to find time to get a few posts together.

Any word on the dazzling sister story in the pastebin? I hope it's still being updated

>tfw Double Sunsets is dead
Anyone want a story where you're the adopted son of Celestia and Luna and go to Canterlot High (where "stress relief" happens)? I might write it.

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I want to be the psychotic spawn of Sunset Shimmer/Sunset Glare twincest.

>>29370417
Sounds interesting.

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>>29359276
ENF

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>>29359682
Constantly online chatting with someone with the username xXQu33n_SpagootzXx.

>>29359682
>>29370837
Will they ever find love?

Keep watching "I Have Never Seen A Penis" to find out!

>>29370417
Yes please.

>>29370837
That's a qt spagooti ya got there.

>>29359276
>this fetish is probably more acceptable than mine.
damnit.

>>29370417
Sure m8

>>29359682
>>29370837
I need this.

>>29361671
we need a nude edit, now!
or at least semi see-through with her lusciously thick, dark nipples

>>29361671
T H I C C

>ITT: Rednecks gather

>>29373682
All it takes are these two thoughts:
>What would I think of my sibling if we weren't related?
>How would I react if he/she was just a random stranger passing by me on the streets?
and that seed of incest will have been planted in most people's heads, and it will just keep growing.

>>29359407
I want big sister Sunset to fondle my balls.

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>>29370417
>Do you want (...) green
You know where you are right?

>>29373781
In my case I've never had a sister and always wondered what a close bond with one would be like.

>>29376991
Trust me when I say, you don't. Unless they're from the MLP universe, you don't.

>>29376991
Aye, take it from the guy with 4 sisters.
Keep it a fantasy.
It's a good fantasy, fun even.
Don't try think about the semantics irl.

>>29376735
damn those come-hither eyes.

>>29376991
You have someone to share food with. That's it. For some reason, if you really have siblings, you have an even worse aversion to incest.

>>29376991
I have an older sister, but the thought of doing anything with her makes me want to puke.

But I have no problem with pretending that Sunset is my sexy older sister.

>>29376991
As someone with an older sister, the thought of incest is sickening, and I assume most people feel the same way about their actual siblings.

>>29377258
>>29377200
>>29377128
>>29377166
Trust these people. I had two sisters both older. I wouldn't want to fuck them with a ten foot pole. It's best to keep the idea of incest to fantasy... Unless your sis looks like one of the characters and really wants your dick. Then you hit it like no tomorrow.

>>29377258
Well no duh. Actual incest is gross. This all just fun imaginary kink stuff.

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>see imouto thread on /r9k/
>sister got married and moved to oz 4 years ago
>only get to hug her once or twice a year
HAHAHA, ALRIGHT, I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE

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>>29329705
I'm back bitches.

“Hey Anon can you help me stretch?” Dash asks.
> “Sure”
> Dash lies on the ground and you push her thigh to the side while holding her other leg. Next, you push in one of her legs in. Helping stretch out her hamstring. Then, without thinking you start to gently rubbing her leg. Not to massage it, but to simply feel her skin.
> Dash lets out a soft moan as she looks at you with bedroom eyes.
“Gonna help me ‘relax’ again?”
> “You know it.”
> She flips over to do the downward facing dog, and you promptly place both hands on her ass. Giving her a little spank.
“Oooo I like that.”
> “I know you do, but I also know that you like this more.”
> Almost ripping at her pants you pull her spandex down to her knees, and dive head first into pussy.
> “Already this wet huh? Better not keep you waiting then.”
> You then pull down your pants to reveal your massive throbbing member. Before sliding it inside her.
> You both scream in pleasure-
(Bzzzt) (Bzzzt) (Bzzzt) (Bzzzt)
> Wha…what?
> You’re in your bed. It’s morning. Your alarms going off.
> Damn it not again.
> This is the third time in two weeks that you’ve had a dream about you and your sister Dash having sex. Each slightly different, but always waking up as soon as you two connected.
> This is starting to get on your nerves. It’s bad enough you wake up with morning wood, but all those memories are still fresh on your mind.
> You don’t just want to jack off. You NEED to jack off. Costing you precious time in the morning.
> Grabbing your secret towel you pull your pants down and start stroking yourself furiously.
> Thinking back to what you remember about your dream.
“Anon you up? Break-” Dash says as she enters the room.

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>>29378060

> Dash immediately retreats. Closing the door behind her.
> “Come on sis can’t you knock, and yes I’m up.”
“I can see that. Don’t take too long now otherwise the toast will get cold.”
> God what a shitty way to start the day. Any memory you had of your dreams was long since gone now, and you couldn’t waste time thinking up some new fantasy to get off. You’re just going to have to deal with these pent up emotions all day.
> Fucking lovely.
> Reluctantly you put your clothes on and throw your pjs into the laundry basket.
“Done already huh?” Dash asks as you enter the kitchen.
“Done with what?”
> “Don’t ask mom. Please.”
> Things were bad enough as it is.
“Okay well I’m off. You two have a good day.”
“Thanks.”
> “Yeah see ya.”
> Not even five seconds out the door Dash was on you again.
“Soooo, have any good dreams last night?”
> “Do you really have to ask?”
“Were you thinking about your girlfriend huh?”
> Of all the days for her to be in a good mood why’d she have to pick the day she walked in on you masturbating.
“Just tell me the truth, and I’ll leave you alone.”
> You highly doubt that, but it was worth a try.
> “Actually I was thinking about you.”

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>>29378123

> Dash doesn’t say anything at first. Just giving you a kind of skeptical look.
“Yeah right you’re just saying to get back at me. Well I got news for you you’re going to have to do better than that.”
> Yep that figures. Well you already put yourself in a hole might as well dig deeper.
> “You think I’m kidding about railroading my super hot sister?”
> You added that last bit to boost her ego a little bit. Hopefully now she’ll shut up about it.
“Anon be serious you’re my brother. You can’t be attracted to me.”
> “Dash please. Not even gay men would refuse having sex with you.”
> There. That should hammer the last nail into that coffin.
“Anon what the heck is wrong with you!?”
> “Hey don’t blame me I can’t control what I dream about. Besides, you were the one ’dying’ to know.”
> You continue squabbling amongst yourselves all the way to school, and by the time first period rolled around you were about ready to kill yourself.
> Seriously if anyone was to give you shit right now you’d throw them through a fucking wall.
> Thankfully Derpy was in your next class, and she helped calm you down. You still felt agitated, but not nearly to the extent you were earlier this morning.
> Your third period was a huge nothing class, so you decide to just lay your head down and rest. Unfortunately, your instructor wasn’t having any of it today, and dropped a textbook right on your desk. Startling you awake. Well there goes your ‘good’ mood.
> And things only went down hill from there. Lunch was crap, and you didn’t pack anything in advance. Ergo, you essentially didn’t eat. You forgot your English homework at home, so you got a zero for that assignment, but that wasn’t the worst of it.
> Some two bit junior that you hardly knew started mouthing off to between classes. You did your best to ignore him, but when you tried to walk away he grabbed your shoulder and spun you around. Big mistake.

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>>29378200

> With absolutely no remorse you grab his head and smash it into the lockers. The first time only dazes him, but by the sixth and seventh time he stops resisting and you let him go.
> You could see blood flowing down his forehead as he whimpered on the floor.
> Damn that felt good, but holy shit were you going to be in trouble. Needless to say the sound of a man skull be bashed into a metal surface got the attention of several teachers and faculty.
> All of whom were willing to escort you to the principles office.
> You don’t even try to defend your actions. Both you and the principle have been through this routine enough times that you just get straight to the point.
> One week suspension.
> Honestly you were expecting worse, but your principle was kind of a pussy when it came to affirmative action. Which is why bullies, drugs, and other questionable activities were rampant at your school.
> With two hours left in the school day, and mom still at work you were forced to hoof it home. At least there was no freezing rain with forty mile per hour winds like there usually was during this time of year.
> Got to love that Great Lake Effect.
> With at least two hours to yourself you could at least jack off now. Not only that the family computer was free. Allowing you access to some grade A fapping material.
> After jerking it for a solid half hour and several ejaculations later you decide you’ve had enough. Still had plenty of alone time. Now the only thing to do was decide on how to spend it. Your mind goes back to fapping, but you’ve already had your fill of that. Then, another thought forms in your head.
> Clicking the bing search engine box you type in ‘dreams and their hidden meanings’.
> A few studies pop up as your first results. Scanning through the short descriptions you find one that you trust and click the link.

>>29378253
>jerking it for a solid half hour
sheeeeit, son, either i'm getting old or that nah, i'm getting old

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>>29378253

> It goes on for a page or two about how philosophers and psychologists have theorized since the beginning of time that dreams were a gateway to another dimension, or could possibly be used to see the future.
> Okay not this one. Backing out this time you choose a formal study done by a college institution in Arizona.
> A study of one hundred participants were monitored for one year. Having everything they did during the day being recorded on top of the dreams they had.
> Not only that each member was both physically and mentally evaluated after each instance. Results varied from person to person, but a few critical elements were seen in multiple subjects.
> One group found that people would have a dream about doing something, and then experience that moment to the exact detail sometime later.
> Another finding was linked to people’s emotional state. Subject’s who were recorded to having reoccurring dreams were found to have repressed feelings about someone or something.
> Wait did you read that right?
> Subjects with reoccurring dreams were found to be withholding personal emotions.
> Yep that’s what it said, but that’s not you. Just because you had some weird dreams doesn’t mean that you were in love with your sister right?
>…
> Better delete your search history of your porn. You don’t think your going to get any answers that you want on the internet.
> Mom wasn’t too happy to hear you had been suspended, and there wasn’t a whole lot you could say to make her feel better.
> That didn’t concern you however. What you couldn’t stop thinking of was that research study that you read about.
> Sure it stated that some of it’s findings were inconclusive, but that one about reoccurring dreams really stuck with you.
> What if it was true? Did you secretly love your sister like no brother ever should?
> You’d have to ask yourself some serious questions in order to know for sure.

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>>29377128
>>29377166
>>29377200
>>29377258
>>29377467
Didn't expect this much response. I can easily see how it wouldn't be a good idea irl, but still. I've always wondered what having a sister would be like. I have two brothers, but now they're both married and I feel pretty lonely at family get-togethers. What I wouldn't give for an older sister like Sunset to pal/fool around with during those times.

And I have to admit that I actually did have a crush on a cousin when I was very little. I barely see her now but we still get along.

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There you go another update for you guys. I'm going to try and have another one for Wednesday. I want to keep the pace up for this section of my story.

I'm hoping we get some more Double Suncest, Pie Sisters, and Older Sissy Chryssi.

>>29378344
Good shit as always man.
>>29378337
Same, all my sisters are useless as a legless mule. I never really bonded with my family, I wish i actually had a fun sister and life with Dash, or Twilight, or at least Applejack... sometimes I wish i was born in a time we could go to a different universe so I could.

>>29361671
What if she was both your mom and your sister?

>>29378329
Good stuff. Looking forward to more.

>>29377467
>>29378337
I'd totally bang my sister if she wanted me to, but I don't think she would be interested and I have no intention of initiating anything.

>>29379034
>Be Anon's sister.
>Aka Sunset.
>You really want him!
>But every time you drop a hint for him to bend you over and pound you to oblivion his oblivious ass doesn't notice!
>You've literally had him look at your breast before and ask "Anon, you like my tits don't you? I just don't think their big enough." And you know what he does?
>HE PATS YOU ON THE BACK AND SAYS THEIR OKAY!
>You'll get him to fuck you one day!
>You will have that big hard meat rod in you if it's the last thing you do!
>And whaen you do!
>You'll milk his 'Brotherly love' out till he's dry!
>BUCKING DRY!

>>29379174
more

bump'd

>>29359276
I want to paint her chest with ball cider

>>29380850
Who doesn't?

>>29378344
Can't wait for more

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>"Twilight, it will be fine, just relax."
>"B-But Shinny, what if mom and dad find out?"
>"Calm down, they wont be back from the royal castle for at least an hour."
>"But..."
>"Don't worry, Twily, would your big brother ever hurt you?"
>"N-No... I guess not..."
>"Exactly, now spread your legs, i'l gonna put it in, okay?"
>"But it hurt so much last time... Teacher said i was walking funny"
>"Fine, i'll go get something from my dresser, until then get ready okay?"
>"A-Alright..."

Cont?

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>>29381670

>"Okay, i got it, let me work this in with my hooves"
>"T-That feels funny Shinny!"
>"Sorry, i know it's a little cold, but it will be worth it, trust me."
>"Okay BBBF!"
>"Alright, i'm putting it in okay?"
>"Hey Shinny..."
>"Yeah Twiggle?"
>"I love you."
>"I love you too."
>"Eek!"
>"Hmp... Sorry Twi, here, a kiss will make it better."
>"Chu..."
>"Chu."
>"I'm gonna move now okay?"
>"Alright... Ahhhhh~"
>"God, Twily your pussy is so great..."

>>29381716
Nice. We got any big sister/little brother green. Like with Fluttershy and Zephyr. Or Gloriosa and Timber.

>>29381848
I may write some Flutter/Zephyr later.

Pretty hot ship.

>>29381670
>Pic
Spooky.

>>29381848
>Gloriosa
I need this.

>>29379174
>Be Sunset.
>It's obvious that Anon's not going to make the first move.
>But that's okay, you'll just ease him into it.
>Your lil bro always was more of a skittish than you.
>But just like when you got him to come here with you, you'll just move him into it.
>Tonight when he goes to bed you're gonna sneak into his room and give him something he can't deny~
>But now, you wait...

>That night.
>Alright, he's in bed.
>You sneak across the floor making sure not to bump into anything.
>When you finally make it to the bed you make sure he's asleep.
"Anon? Anooooon~" You whisper.
>Nothing.
>Good.
>You go to the lower part of the covers and slide in.
>Lucky for you you quickly find your target.
>He's already hard?
>Aww, sweet lil bro must be having a nice dream~
>But you can make it nicer~
>You gently slid off his underwear and release his lil friend.
>Hmm, smaller than you remember...
>Like, WAY smaller...
>Oh well, a brother cock is a brother cock.
>You slowly lick up his length and down his head.
>"Mmm~" He moans.
>You put his head in you mouth and notice he's already got a bit of pre.
>You slowly bob up and down licking the bottom of his shaft as you do.
>"Oh, s-shit~" He says placing a hand on the back of his head.
>I-Is, is he awake?
>He already likes it too?
>Yes yes yes!
>Finally!
>You begin to suck with more vigor, his hands on the back of your head.
>"Ahh! " He half yells as he forces you down his shaft.
>You feel strands off his cum shoot down your throat.
"Oh, yeah~ give me it all lil bro~" You think to yourself.
>But to your surprise he only let loose a small amount...
>And now he's soft...
>Well shit, guess you can teach him a bit.
>You let go of him with a pop.
"Sweet dreams~" You say before leaving to go to bed.

>In the morning you get up happy as can be.
>You head down stairs to get breakfast as usual.
>As usually Anon is already making two bowls of cereal.
>"Good morning sis, Sleep well?"

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>>29382787
"You know it~"
>"That's good." He says continuing to make breakfast.
>You hear someone coming down the stairs.
>"Morning Shining Armor. " Anon says looking at the stairs.
>Wait... WHAT!
>"*Yawn* Morning Anon, Morning Sunset. " He says walking down stairs. "Thanks again for letting me stay here while Cadance cools down from the fight and letting me take the bed."
>WHAT!
>"Yeah no problem man, you get a call from Cadance yet?" Anon ask.
>"Yep, I'm heading home now. Thanks Again!" He says leaving.
>That son of a bitch!
>You're gonna kill him!
>You were supposed to be finally getting you brother and the asshole comes in and clit blocks you!
>"Um, Sunset, you alright? You're cracking the counter?"

>>29378060
K E K E D

>>29378344
Thanks for the update m8.

>>29361671
>>29379013
Human Sunset VS Horse Sunset when?
How that would work?

>>29382787
I love big sister Sunset. Unf.

>>29382802
>Inb4 Scilight wants to do the same with Shining
>She didn't know that Anon went to her brother's sleepover (no homo).
>Inb4 gets keked too.
>Scilight keks Sunset, Sunset keks Candyass and Scilight and both get keked by the destiny.
>Good end: Sisters finally got the HBD (Hot Brother Dick).
>Bad(?) end: Homo end.

>>29382993
big sis sunset incest IS the best.

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>"H-Hey big g- uh bro"
>"You h-have mail"
>"I-It's from s-someone named Tw- uh Crepúsculo"
>"Sounds l-like a fancy name huh? M-Maybe it's from Haypain! (or whatever Spain its called in Equestria)"
>"... l-look at the envelope! It was hoof made! That m-mare spend a lot of time doing this! She r-really sounds like a very intelligent, skillful, mature and independent mare... r-right?"
>"..."
>"I-I need to go so uh I h-hope you appreciate m- HER efforts on that letter"
>"Iloveyouokbye"

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I just drew this, someone make a greentext about it.

>>29384588
>Be mutant retard Twilight.
>You were mutated by radiation.
>It wasn't a accident or anything, you're just too dam stupid to not roll in radioactive waste.
>You look at Shining, your nose sliding down your face as your tits sag like a old lady.
"What's wrong Shiny?"
>He looks sacred.
"Don't you wanna fuck my radioactive pussy?"
>*Scared human pony noises.*
>"Get away from him! " Someone yells.
>You look up and are met with a crossbow bolt to the face.
>YAY sleepy time!
*Ded*

>Be Twilight.
>You finally took out that fucking clone.
"Sorry about that big bro."
>"No problem Twilight, can you just not try to clone yourself anymore?"
"Deal."

>>29385275
>Took the time to draw this.
>Get insulted by the fact that someone took the time to create a greentext just to spite me.
>Feel like I tried for nothing.

That was really reassuring, but I feel like I shouldn't have even bothered.

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>>29385299
Its good you tried but don't be a bitch anon it's just banter.

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>>29385299

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>>29385299

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>>29385299
You DID ask for a green, never said it had to be good.
>>29384588
Nose *too long looks like a jew.*, tits*one overlapping other and sagging like a motherfucker.*, eyes* different shapes and left looks cut at the top.*, sholders and neck *try to base a body off of more of a flask type build not a bottle.* , arms* one is bigger than the other.*, definitely hair* more flat not a gel hanging off of a table.*, dress*Rarity would have a seizure, it looks like you had a idea and drifted away from it mid draw.*,ass*one cheek is bigger than the other.*. I'd recommend using a cannon pic to base your drawing.
>>29385275
This was probably the least hard green you could have got.

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>>29385299
>Feel like I tried for nothing
>I feel like I shouldn't have even bothered
You should listen to your feelings more often.

Need more stories with no anon.

>>29385275
kek

>>29385299
Don't take it personally, Anon.
Think of it as a compliment that someone took the time to respond to your art with a greentext and keep drawing.

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>>29385557
Shut up faggot, you probably made him take the gun out of his mouth!

>>29359682
And strangely turned on by her popular older brother.

>>29386777

>>29385557
The green surpassed the quality of the drawing though

>>29387279

>>29385864
Ow the edge

>>29385864
That's a big head.

>Anon is the older brother
>living an office job
>Derpy is the older sister
>Working as a mail person is productive
>but not without its difficulties

I'm drunk so whether this may be written as a possibility is dependent on me waking up tomorrow morning.

>>29389553
>Anon is the older brother
>Derpy is the older sister

Are they just, constantly out-aging each other?

>>29389553
>Anon is the older brother.
>Derpy is the older sister.
Hol' up

>>29389553
>>29389902
>>29390299
Obviously there must be a little sister running around somewhere.

>>29390299
Clarification Derpy is the older sister.

For my drunken prompt anyway.

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>>29390471
Thanks for the clarification m8.
Have a mommy and aunty.

>>29390487
Cheers anon.

/fit/ dominating fems are a theme which should be consistent in this general.

>>29390487
>that choker on Luna

fuaark

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>>29385353
may I try again?

Make a greentext out of this.

>>29390952
boy you're just asking for trouble

>>29391202
>Boy you're just asking for trouble

That's it I finally can quit without regrets.

Thank you, I knew trying to get gud was a waste of time. I kept deluding myself into thinking that it would get better. Now I know it wont. Time to move on.

>>29391202
faggot
>>29391220
do more

>>29391229
Why should I? Isnt it terrible or am I missing something?

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>>29390952
>Be Twilight.
>YOU NEVER LEARN DO YOU!
>You made ANOTHER clone!
>Although it's easier this time to spot it.
>You didn't give it clothes.
>There she is!
>You can tell by her weird broken arms!
>You take aim with your crossbow.
>It appears to be useing some blue waste on it's self.
>"What is it shiny?"
"It's toxic waste dumb ass!"
>You shout before hitting it in it's weird deformed thirty inch forehead with a bolt.
>It drops to the floor.
>Shining looks at you with aggravation.
>"Seriously Twilight? You're gonna tell me this one had nippleless tits the size of moons on accident..."
>You avoid his gaze.
"Sorry big bro..."

Seriously, I'd probably start off with ponies or go to the draw thread to learn from them. Either way I've got all day mother fucker.

>>29391363
>>29391363
I already quit, so why are you making greentext for? It's over, go home. I'm done with this shit for good.

I dont need to get this treatment everytime I try to contribute content.

I quit.

>>29391374
I think he is trying to help you get better. He even told you start off with pone or go to drawthread to learn.

>>29390952
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>Start oiling my fat tits in front of your own big brother.
>he starts to notice pretty well what you are ensinuating.
>"Twily..." he says.
>He grabs both tits with gusto and caresses them gently.
>She moans from the ecstacy of her own brother fondling her breasts.
>A bit of milk squirts from her see through shirt.
>your shiny starts licking of the tip of your nipples to taste.
>Lactation could only mean one thing.
>You were pregnant with your brother's child.
>It was several months ago, that you had copulated with him over and over.
>Now your love would be cemented forever in your womb.
>You groan again as the milk was sucked harder from his lips.
>You couldnt wait to discuss names for the child.
>It was all to exciting what the future had in store.

>>29391374
>I quit
What limitless drive you must have in your life.
I'll give you a little pep talk so you don't try to visit equestria tonight. First off, while the pictures do look like they were drawn by some poor autismo with muscular dystrophy, it's a lot fucking better than most people can do including my self. If you're catching shit for not doing something well then theres two ways to go about it, either git gud by practice and/or some form of teacher/guide or just say "fuck it" and give up. But you can't live a life like that or you'll end up trying nothing anymore or just end up quitting everything you do try when you aren't good at it immediately. (Giving myself a flutter brutter flashback here) it takes time to be even decent at most things but most every artist has been where you are now except for the ones who splatter shit on canvas and call it abstract art. Fuck those guys.
You'll need to get thicker skin though because there will always be people who shit on what you create no matter how good you are and you can't really stop them. But the chan is probably the best place to get constructive criticism due to the bluntness of the nature of this site. (You'll also be called a faggot many times deserved and undeserved)
Hope I didn't sound too preachy or tough lovey but the choice is yours from here. If you truly like to draw then my recommendation is to pursue it and see where it takes you, you never know what might happen.
Also, you're a faggot

>>29391536
>>29391363
>>29391374
This. I'm not writing the green to piss on your art. I'm just trying to give you insensitive to do better. If you really want to do something you have to keep trying, and trust me when i say, to start off on EqG is a BAD idea. I'd start of on easier more basic things to draw like a pony. But to give up easy because someone told you it was bad isn't right. You've got to keep trying. Do you think Picasso or Leonardo started of painting like gods? No, they worked hard to get better! They probably got kicked by multiple people. But you know what they did? They used that. They used the pain from being told they were bad to get better! All of those people who told them they suck and to stop fueled them to do better! Just keep trying working and I promise you'll get better as long as you really want to. You fucking faggot.

You guys shouldn't mislead the poor faggot. I thought it was a big joke either way though.

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>>29390487

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>tfw your hot cousins all married chads

>>29390952
lewd?

>>29384267
>Pic
HNNNGGGGGG

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I want to walk in on my hot older sister while she's naked.

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Have some princest.

>>29396119
You can choose one Anon. Hot or older sister?

>>29397723
Older. I love the big sister/little brother stuff.

>>29389902
>>29390299
As seen from the prospective of dinky. Like having the best mom/dad/sister/brother.

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>You will never have a lewd lil' sister.

>>29396707
Cute.

Oh wow, no wonder there is no content and it is constant bumps.
It is just shitposting and downplaying any person who even attempts to provide content.
And you wonder why they ask why the thread is so slow all the time.

Good thing I dont even try, lurking is always the best option in this dead board anyways.

>>29400497
>>29391374
If (You) are this guy >>29391374 or are talking about him then it's best for you to know, you're a faggot. We have literally told him not to give up to get better. So either produce content or fuck off shitposter.

>>29401055
What do you want?

>>29402116

>>29401055
Let me rephrase that since no reply.

What would you like content wise?

Would you like a greentext or something, like what?

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>ywn have your parents send your dopey (sexy) little sister to stay with you in your apartment while they go for their second honeymoon

>>29403761
DELET THIS.

>>29403761
are there any good anon x derpy incest greens?

>>29402904
We don't care we're not gonna deny content but will give you pointers on how to better it.

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>>29403761
>Letter to Derpy
>Pic related
>With love, Anon.

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>>29403761

>>29402795

juggs

>>29359276
>Sunset manages to find out Anon's fetish
>she "accidently" gets caught while indulging in it
How fucked are you if it's dangerous, and if someone else than Anon finds her?

>>29361671
Oedipus pls.

>Nobody posted the god-tier animation yet

Sure is fag in here https://derpibooru.org/1353815?q=artist%3Akanashiipanda

>>29403761
ey bby wan sum fuk?

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>>29396119
No you don't.

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>>29409096
Yes I do.

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>>29409096
I really do.

>>29409216
>>29409222
This exact thing happened to me years ago and it was not pleasant.

>>29409324
Details please.

>>29409324
You're right. I actually don't if we're talking about my actual big sister. Ew. But I have no problem seeing Fluttershy or Gloriosa or whomever teasing their horny little brothers.

>>29409222
>live on a camp in the middle of the woods with your hot sister
>occasionally flirt with the female students so nobody suspects anything
>the two of you can fool around as much as you want without anyone being any the wiser
Timber is a lucky bastard.

>>29409324
Why was it not pleasant?
Is your sister ugly?

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>hfw she discovers your porn folder.
>hfw your collection is bigger than hers.

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>"What a beautiful night, isn't it M'nephew?"

Chivalrous Luna when?

>>29412219
go to
>>29408534

>>29410775
If you actually have siblings, you have a kind of innate disgust.

>>29411682
>she gets access to your porn folder
>whenever you're around she tries to reenact what she finds
>"You... You're a big guy... for me!"
>she doesn't know it's ironic porn

boobs

>>29414676

>>29414676
Tatas

>>29413654
>Ironic porn
Kek

>>29413545
Not me.

>>29417026
Really? I get what >>29413545 is saying. I like the make-believe fantasy stuff. But my real sister? Once I saw my sister bent down on her hands and knees looking for something under her bed, and her ass was pointed right at me. Any other girl, I would've stared until my eyeballs bled. But my sister? I couldn't help but feel disgusted at the thought of looking, so I couldn't look.

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>Looks like Big Macintosh has got himself in a "Sticky Situation"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAKksqKR3pI

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>>29359792

bop

>>29417628
Yeah I'd say so. Especially since his brother AppleJACK want him to fuck him.
https://youtu.be/gPRSrLpBZL0

>>29418597

>>29419340

>>29417628
Mirin' legs.

>>29420475

>>29399010
Awww

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>>29417628
Okay, let it be known I'm pointing the following out to help you. You're getting better but you need to change just a bit more.
Neck and torso: it is getting better but still need to work on it. Left shoulder looks disconnected and right is a different shape. I understand what you were going for but it's a bit too far down. Try to build the arms like a flask more.
Tits: left one you got right, the right one has a bit of a jagged edge.
Bow tie?: I think that's a bow tie on her neck? When drawing that go for a circular middle and fluffed up ends.
Legs:so again I see what you were going for but legs are difficult to draw. Go for a smaller curve in on size when reaching the knee. The size change is to drastic.
Hat hair head face: her forehead is too big her bangs are too long and her hat is floating off of her head. I don't know how to fix this but I'm sure you can.
I'd recommend to get better look up Bob Ross painting tutorials or something. I can definitely see you getting better. MUCH better! Keep trying. Utilize pic related as a bit of a bases. I'd draw regular proportions before I'd start on the big tits and ass thing.

>>29421690

>>29423379
Wait he made a serious attempt??

>>29423379
>Pic
Hnggg
Someone have the animated version?

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So, frosty and pie sisters is kill?

>>29425763
Yeah, rest in pepperonis

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>>29424544
No but I got this.
>>29424427
Who, Me or the drawfag?
>>29425763
Yeah pretty much. I think he lurks Rgre.

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>>29426593
I remember when there was no rgre.

It's just AiE 2.0 with "something something rgre"

>>29426593
Kek, thanks anyway senpai.

>>29390952
>"What is it Shiny?"
>You immediately flinch and look away from Twily
"Uh... sis, couldn't you like... do this somewhere else?"
>Twilight lets the last squirt of "Rapid Drop (TM)" fall onto her sizable chest
>It's not until her hands begin to massage the dark cream around her busty chest through the silk-like "Rapid Drop (TM)" shirt that you realize you had been eyeing that last drop
>As it trailed down, slowly, between her soft pillows
>You blinked and looked up at your sister's face, it's tilted slightly with a quirked brow and a small smile
>In your periphery you can still see her hands moving around in slow spacious circles
>"What do you mean Shiny?" she asks, genuinely as can be
>You swallow nervously
>You love your sister dearly, really you do...
>But her social graces are... well... she's got book smarts going for her
>And now you're the one who's going to make it awkward...
"Well, Twily, it's just... I mean, do you have to apply that stuff here? In our room?"
>Twilight's brow furrows, "What do you mean BBBFF? Does it smell or something?"
>Oh it smells
>It's like a lavender that makes your head swim
>Twilight's hands, presently at her pudgy stomach pause and pinch the hem of her lacey-shirt
>She slowly pulls it up, fully exposing her silky soft flesh, made to look even softer by that damn lotion
>Higher and higher her shirt travels until both the bottom of her breast and just the barest part of her nipples are exposed to you
>The difference in color between her naked skin and the brightening haze the shirt gives has you enraptured
>Not until she started this 'miracle weight loss method' had you really thought much of her
>You both live in the same room, you're bound to see stuff
>But now...
>Every night for the past week, she's been doing this
>You can't look away from the dark semi-circle of her exposed nipple
>You think you can even see little bumps along her round areolas

>>29427716
>A small puffiness right where her shirt is folded up at as she sniffs the hem to confirm a smell
>Twilight drops the shirt like it were nothing, which to her it IS nothing
>"Mm, I don't think it smells much, kinda flowery. Does it bother you Shiny?"
>She's so innocent
>You're the only guy she speaks to
>And she trusts you completely
>...
>Completely...
"Uh... y-yeah actually Twily..."
>You wipe your nose and sniffle
"It does a little bit"
>"Oh! I'm sorry Shiny, I'll just go to the bathroom then until my hour with the Rapid Drop is up" She giggles sweetly, "I think it's really working! Can you tell?"
>Before you can say anything Twilight raises her hands skyward, putting her large bosom on display to you
>You can feel a pain on your lip as her arm grazes the sides of her breasts in the process
>Everything seems to slow for that moment
>As you watch the heavy plump flesh get pulled up with her arms
>The way it squishes under such a gentle passing graze
>And especially as her round bosom falls
>The little bounce at the bottom and faint jiggle rippling upwards, only to tighten up against the silky shirt when she stands up straight
>If that weren't bad enough, she intentionally, or accidentally prods her butt out as well
>She's a thicker girl, preferring studies to... well anything
>But damn it all if mom's genes didn't buffer that into some still clear curves
>That ass of hers... you could just-
>You snap to when you realize Twilight is looking at you expectantly
"Oh! Uh... y-yeah, I can really see it, sis"
>She beams and clutches her hands in front of her chest, compressing them and spreading it out around the sides
>A pain radiates up from your bottom lip
>"Well, I guess I'll go wait it out, the tingles are starting to set in now I think!"
>You quickly stumble for the door and stand between her and it
"W-wait wait! Uh.. Actually I heard from a... friend... that uh, if there is a smell then it's not being applied properly..."

>>29427716
F-Frosty is it really you?

>>29427726
>"Really?"
>Complete trust...
"Yeah, that's what I heard anyway. Maybe... I could help you work it in better?"

If you're still here lurking and this was a genuine attempt I figured you deserved a genuine attempt in return. I hope it was to your liking even if it's a bit short.

>>29427727
I can't think of anyone who would go through the effort to write green with another writer's name on it, much less my own.

I DON'T GET IT, WHEN WE SAID HE/SHE/IT IS DED, HE/SHE/IT STARTS POSTING.
WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME FROSTY!? FUCK YOU

>>29427741
It's been far too long.
How have you been?

>>29427813
I'M VERY SORRY ANON, AND THAT IS A TOTALLY VALID RESPONSE, BUT I AM STILL FLATTERED THAT YOU CARE ENOUGH TO BE UPSET, THANK YOU

>>29427816
Very tired, work has been the bane of my life for the last month.

>>29427844
Are you planning on doing any more greens? Maybe momma Trixie or something you can think of?

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>>29403761
>mfw there's a hentai of this

>>29417117
Try dealing with a sister who wears panties too small for her ass all the time.

>>29428640
LINK NOW!

>>29427844
Sorry to here that Frosty. Just remember, just keep working hard, your wifu/husbondo will be waiting, I promise.

>>29428658
http://hentaimama.com/Baka+na+Imouto+wo+Rikou+ni+Suru+no+wa+Ore+no+XX+Dake+na+Ken+ni+Tsuite/

>>29428657
I need details.

>>29427844
Hey, love your content. I hope you continue Double Sunsets - it's one of the better stories I've read. Good luck with work.

>>29428733
Nice.

>>29428812
This.

>>29412219
*Tips horn*

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>"Hello big bro, it's me Twiggles McWiggles!"
>"This night, it's MY turn to tell YOU a story"
>You're too sick to deal with this shit.
>Fucking Twilight.

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>mfw I just discovered this thread

>>29432579
I'm going to spit in your mouth if you don't cut it out

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>>29432579

unless she is speaking in farts i will not tolerate this.

You still around onichansfables?

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>>29434629
Yes, but fuck me though. Every single opportunity I have free time I think to myself.
(Alright I can either play video games, or write a little bit of my story, and video games has won out every single time.)
Tomorrow is a busy day for me so no update, but I have a significant amount of time Friday to write. If you bother me hard enough then you can guilt trip me into writing an update.

>>29434845
You haven't even told us you were still around until I asked. I was starting to think something happened when you didn't update a week after you said you would write an update.

>>29359276
derpibooru.org/1219845
it expands

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>>29435646
holy fuck

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>>29435646

>>29390952
That's disgusting. Practice, get good

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Now what Anon?
What would you do?

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>>29437989

>>29437989

>>29438008 Beat me to it.

>>29438008
>>29438030
You can just pick one.

>>29438967
If not both, then none. T'would be unfair for the one who gets rejected.

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I want to see Zephyr fondle Fluttershy in her sleep.

>>29437989
Moonbutt

>>29434845
come on faggot

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What would be your reaction in this unexpected and peculiar scenario?
aka what do?

>>29442242
I'd be kind of surprised considering I wear boxers instead of tighty whiteys.

>>29441306

Any impreg green that is good?

>>29444343

>>29444487
>you will never knock up your yandere sister Chrysalis

>>29448080

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>>29446898
Delet this.

What would be the babies' name?

>>29448907

>>29450455

>>29442276
>He doesn't wear tighty whiteys
Pleb.

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>>29446898
why even exist

>>29453209
"Oh, why can't humans be real?"
>You cry hugging your pillow.
"Why can't I have a big brother human to hug me? To snuggle me on cold nights? To actually love me for me, not those stupid mutant things they have the balls to call changlings!"
>Tears stream down your fur as you realize how truly alone you are.
"W-Why?"

>>29453209
Bugbutt's got a cute ass.

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>>29453276
>Replace "human" with "pones"
>Cry
delet this.

What if Anon rescued his sister from some kind of horrible situation (attempted rape, idk) and she just sort of latched onto him? something something incest happens

>>29454882
Write it.

bemp

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>>29456351
Boop

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>>29457179

>>29457179
>>29458117
Would be brother/10

>>29458832
Thread is severely lacking in Twi-Shiny incest.

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Would you hang out with these semen demons?
Pick 3

>>29458936
Agree

>>29461042
Red, green and blue.

>>29462488
I want Sunset to be my loving big sister.

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>>29462488
W E W

E

W

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>>29462488
>This negro is alive
HOW!? I THOUGHT YOU KILLED YOURSELF.
DAZZLEQUEST WHEN YOU FUCKING NIGGER.

>>29462650
Got any Fluttershy/Zephyr? Big sis/little bro stuff is hot.

>>29462488
D-Damn

>>29462650
Good luck with your project faget, hope to see you again in the thread.

>>29462488
l-lewd

>>29462488
Stll here!?

WITCHCRAFT!

>>29462650
go for the hat trick!

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>>29434845
You still alive nii-nii?

>>29457179
>Be Shining Armor
>And what the fuck
"T-Twilight!?"
>The mare wearing stockings and a collar on the street corner goes wide eyed and stiff at your voice.
>Correction, YOUR SISTER, who is wearing stockings and a collar on the street corner goes wide eyed and stiff.
>"S-Shining!?"
>This is not going as expected.
"You have exactly TWO SECONDS to explain or else I will LOSE MY SHIT-"
>"SHHHHH!"
>She pushed those silken covered hooves against your mouth, closing it with a dainty touch that makes you think things you absolutely shouldn't.
>"What are you doing here-"
>You shut that shit down with a glare.
"No, what are YOU doing here, dressed like THAT!?"
>"Shiny! You're going to cause a scene-"
>Your eye must've started twitching, because she stopped. You can't tell, the world is all red and shaking and you're pretty sure there's a percentage of anger beneath you or something.
>"SHINY! It's not what it looks like! Will you calm down!?"
>The red intensifies.
>"Look, just stop for a second! I'm not a... you know! I'm here for a sting operation."
>Once, you heard a myth that there ten percent sewage in some restaurants soda fountain. Your sister apparently must have been taking lessons because that's the only way she could assume you'd be willing to swallow that much shit.
>"I am! Look!"
>The magic on her back shimmered, revealing a pair of hoofcuffs and a taser, designed to go off the moment anyone actually touched her.
>Your rage was dimming.
>"See? I'm just pretending, I'd never actually... especially not with random stallions! That's disgusting!"
"So... so..."
>"So, I'm here to catch whoever has been coming down here to have sex! Ponyville never, ever had a problem like this, but out of the blue it's apparently happening every night! So the princess asked me to dress up, and well..."
"She asked YOU!?"
>"Actually, she asked Rarity, but apparently everyone knows she gives it away for free."
>You had no argument to that.

>>29465476
"Well... I don't like this!"
>"I know, and it's so degrading, but if it means I can protect my country, I have to do my princess duties and go down to this horrible place... that you are... coming over to?"
>Oh shit.
>"Shiny, why were you in ponyville without telling me, and why are you coming down to these alleys at night...in a trenchcoat?"
>Oh shit.
"I heard a rumor you-"
>"No you didn't, we didn't tell anyone, and I just got here ten minutes ago."
>This is what people designed ejector seats for, you knew you should have brought the cart.
"Well, you see..."
>"SHINING ARMOR!"
>You're fucked.
>No point in denying it, there's no getting out of this one.
>"It was you!"
>FUCKED.
>"You were the one causing the spike in sex trafficking, all by yourself!
>Fuuuuuu
"I... look, a stallion has needs, and Cadence hasn't touched me since she got pregnant. It's been months, and I just needed a little bit of-"
>"S-Shiny! I... I can't believe you! This is not the BBBFF I know! I can't believe you'd sleep with so many mares behind our backs like that!"
>This is how your life ends.
>This is how your marriage ends.
>This is how it all ends.
>You're doomed.
>And your little sister is going to drop the guillotine dressed in silk stockings with a cute little collar.
>But they can't kill you, if you BLOW YOUR OWN HEAD OFF-
>"But..."
>There's a but?
>"I guess at least I found out who's causing it, and if I take you out of the equation it'll all go away again, no way will the go back down to the old rates after you paid them so much. Nobody could match you, not even close!"
>That's a but.
>"And I guess that means I just have to... do my princess duty, in order to make sure it doesn't happen again."
>That's a big but.
>"There's one surefire way to make sure you never... have a relapse."
>And that is a big, purple, butt.
>"... want some fuk?"
>She hooked her tail around your neck, and pulled you towards the alleyway.
>There is zero resistance from you.

>>29465491
>And after she takes off her weapons, and puts her front hooves on the stone wall, there's no resistance from her either.
>"Shiny.. AH~!"
>This wasn't the first time the alleyway you knew would be filled with the sounds of meat slapping against meat, and the gasps and cries of a mare out to provide a service, but sadly it would be the last time you ever heard it in that place.
>"AH! AH! AH! AAHHHH!~"
>You'd be doing this in a more scenic bedroom next time.
>And after that? Who knows?
>She is best little sister after all.
_____________

>"Sister, art thou alright?"
>"I'm not sure, Lulu."
>"Whatever is bothering you?"
>"This letter from Twilight. It seems she found the cause of the spike in prostitution in ponyville."
>"Is that not a good thing?"
>"It's... let me read it to you... ~Dear Princess CelestiAHHH! I have foooound the big, hard, mmmm, thick source of what was pumping-PUMPING! AH! The new money to attract the sex workers, and you can rest easy. It's all been pooled in, a single source now, and oh, the punishment is being AHHHHHH!... it's being dealt out to the naughty naughty thing who deserves itandhersilkstockingstoo. Consider this cased closed tightly around the full power of justice, and I'll write to you again. Did you get all that? No, not all of that, I meant you could leave out some stuff when I said take a letter. No, you still can't join in, you're too young. Okay, why did that make you smile?... Are you still writing!? SPIKE GIVE ME TH~... "
>"...We see."
>"That's unfortunate."
>"Very, very unfortunate. This is a disturbing revelation..."
>"...So does this mean we're going to go on less 'business trips'?"
>"Obviously not! We just... relocate them to Twilight's castle, that's all."
>"Luna-"
>"It's not incest if there's a stallion in there, and we're not settling for anyone we're not at least some way related to!"

>>29465476
KEK

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>>29465476
>>29465491
>>29465507
11/10

>>29465507
I wish Twilight was my little sister.

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>>29467081

>>29465507
kek, good stuff

>>29460542

>>29359276
I want to paint her chest in dick vomit.

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>"B-But that's against The Bible"

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Can someone recommend me >greens?
I'm new to this thread.

>>29470206
So does shrimps, and I see you enjoying that

>>29467081
>>29467730
I wish Twilight was my hot big sister.

>>29470923
Any of these are good.
http://pastebin.com/pTAqfjD6

>>29462488
>>29462650
W I T N E S S E D

>>29468844

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Will your Dong be cool enough for your [Insert familiar]?
FIND OUT!


don't write bump pls

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>>29473779
>tastey cock darling

>>29473779
>top spaghetti massacre

>>29473779
>Dank Cunt Sucker
Nice

>>29473818
Rarafag?

>>29473838
Flutterfag?

>>29473779
>top dong sucker
Damn it.

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>"I-It's very cold tonight"
>"C-Can I sleep with you Nonny?"

>>29474435
>Sighing you pull the covers back of your rather comfy bed.
"Get in, it's freezing out."
>"Thank you..." Your sister mumbles under her breath sliding in next to you.
"Remind me again why you sleep like that?"
>Shuffling in bed Twilight looks back at you with a uncomfortable look, "I can't fall asleep in clothes, they get too hot and itchy..."
>Adjusting your so your facing up you let your arm naturally fall around your sister drawing her close to rest on your chest.
>"Besides...I don't need clothes when I've got my own personal furnace right here in bed with me."
>You let out a small snort at that.
>"What?"
>Merely sparing her your best look you watch as Twilight squirms in place.
>"Well it's true..."
>Letting a deep breath leave you nose you simply nestle in closer in response.
>Taking the silence for a dismissal to sleep Twilight soon quiets down as well.
>Soon you can feel your eyelids start to droop slowly as your breathing sets a beat opposite of your sisters.
>You inhale, she exhales.
>You exhale, she inhales.
>If you were face to face, this might be a bit intimate, but as it was?
>Pretty nice way to drift off to sleep.
>It's when your on the cusp of passing out do you feel a soft, hot pair of lips press gently against your neck.
>Though it just might have been Twilight moving in her sleep, who knows?

>>29473779
Mine is Gay Dong Expansion Pak.

>>29474737
More

>>29474737
AWWWWW
Nigga that's cute

>>29473862
>rarafag
nah, but I immediately thought of rarity too upon receiving my name. So I understand

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"Aww, she's so cute when she's sleeping."
"...I wonder what she is dreaming."

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>"YES, HARDER! DON'T STOP!"
>"I'M A BAD FILLY, SUCH A BAD FILLY~"
>"YEEEEEES YES YES YESYESYESYESYESYES YESSSSSSSS"
>"GIVE ME MORE"
>"MORE!"
>"FILL ME WITH YO-"

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"Welp, I'll never know."
>You carry her to her bedroom.
>You're Anon.
>And you're the happiest adoptive father in Horseland.

>>29474737
>Taking in a deep breath you're greeted with the scent of lavender and rosemary.
>Usually you wake up to smelling wintergreen from the scent plug ins in your room, why would.
>Feeling a body shift beside you, your mind catches on quick.
>Twilight.
>Your sister must have needed more heat from the cold night, not to mention your family keeps the house cold during the winter, so she had to have slept with you.
>You slowly poke a toe out of your covers before quickly withdrawing the appendage.
>Feels like someone left a window open in the middle of winter.
>Fuck that noise.
>Curling up protectivly around Twilight you notice she's chew on her hair in her sleep.
>She hadn't done that since you both were children.
>Must be pretty intense dream judging by the way she's going at it.
>Carefully you reach over and gently pull the strands out from her mouth, can't have your sis choking to death after all.
>You notice that a few strands had gotten loose and stuck in her teeth giving her a pretty bad image to wake up to.
>So being the considerate brother you are, you reach in to try cleaning up her teeth.
>The first few strands are removed with hardly a problem, it's when you pinch one further back does Twilight's lips close around your finger.
>You force yourself not to start as you feel her mouth wrap around your finger.
>Slowly gently, you start to pull back only for Twilight to move forward suckling at your digit.
>Come on Sis, this is getting silly...
>You try to wiggle your finger free only to widen your eyes as you feel her tongue start to gently lap at the sides and tip.
>From where you can watch you sister's spit gives what small amount of skin you can see a shiny glow as the light hits it just right.
>Jeez, the way she's working your finger over you'd think-
>Images of all the porn sites spring to mind where the girl starts with the customary blow job scene.
>That combined with your sister super imposed over the girl makes you quickly withdraw.

>>29475104
Go on...

>>29473779
> Top Cockman
Nice

>>29473779
>Cranky Cock Faggot
"Raging Homo"

I want Twilight Sparkle as my little sister. I want to hear her babble on about her lessons from Celestia, about Starswirl the Bearded and what she and Moondancer have been studying.

I want a little sister who thinks that the moon waxes and wanes because I make it safe for it to do so.

>>29473779

>Hard Pussy Massacre

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"...Seriously Twi?"
>"W-What?"
"These are the worst puns I've ever heard."
>"...S-Sorry"