Daily reminder that a poner need lots of belly rubs.
Bum rubs too
I want ponies to pet me!
>>29358431
Me too.
>>29358210
Bum rub is best rub
>>29358198
>>29358198
What happens if you accidentally forget to rub a poner's belly?
Daily reminder that the belly of a horse is an erogenous zone
I want to massage the farts out of relaxed ponies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMJsqXzz5zs
>>29358830
There was a HiE fic a while back where the guy just couldn't get his head around how much ponies fart, and I can't for the life of me remember what it was called.
>>29358732
they get sad anon
>>29358732
something like this
>hfw you start rubbing her tummy
>>29358732
Well, circulation of blood in their tummy necessitated by belly-rubbing would cease. Their lower halves would grow colder and weaker, and eventually they would die of a broken heart.
As you can see Anon, belly rubs are serious business. It is your digit-gifted duty to uphold the belly rub oath.
>>29359271
Twi has a very rubable belly.
Don't forget the glim glam
>>29359374
Glimmy has very rubbable belly.
Rub your poner's tummy so it stays soft and comfortable.
>>29359386
rub the tub
>>29358198
I want to rub Fluttershy's yelly jelly butter belly
>>29359474
That hand is dangeriously close to the danger zone.
>>29359474
I want to pet Rarity's pampered pony pudge
>>29359591
Oh I would knead her all night long.
>>29359591
MOOOODS MODS MODS MOODS MODS MODS
>>29358198
What happenes if you don't.
>>29361750
They'll get sad as a direct result of your inaction, a federal offense punishable by public execution and 3 generations of familial shaming.
>>29359591
MODS!!!!!
WHY hasn't this been deleted yet??
You can see her fucking tits!!!!
>>29359591
MOOOOOODDDDDSSSSSS
>>29361750
Their digestion fails and get very bloated.
>>29362739
And thus we proceed to step 2: >>29358830
If I was a pony I'd let you all pet me.
>>29362792
>aaaw, c'mere Anon!
>>29359660
>>29362349
>>29362501
t. don't know how to report things
>>29362792
I want to pet an Anonfilly.
>>29362792
Come here little pone.
>>29363010
>>29362834
>>29363010
I don't care, scratch behind my ears!
>>29363042
Okay, if you say so. You're not afraid of spiders, right?
>>29363214
Spiders a cute
>>29363010
Eh, not as bad as cheetos dust
>>29358830
I thought horses slept standing up.
>>29358198
Beatings too!
I want to sleep on the belly.
>>29363608
They can only achieve REM sleep when laying down. They just don't need a lot of REM sleep. But horses can sleep either standing up or laying down. Laying down is a little more comfortable, but out in the field where they have to keep an eye out for potential predators, they cannot get up and get going as quickly from a lying down position as they could already standing. So that's where the tendency to sleep standing up comes in.
>>29359253
>>29359336
>>29359374
NO!!!
>>29358465
This is a more proper size.
>>29365440
Wrong
>>29365440
Agreed. Wide birthing hips are God tier.