Straight shipping thread

>>29351115
No
Don't be a cuck

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>>29351164
It's only cuckoldry if you ship your waifu.

I ship my waifu. Beat me.

>>29351172
DELETE THIS

That's cute, but I liked it better when he was set up with that lonely school teacher gal. She seemed like she needed somebody to love.

Another favorite ship of mine is Twilight and Dash because I feel like their personalities would clash a bit creating good tension and room for showing eachother new things. Both have a leader type personality, so neither are afraid of showing disinterest or voicing their opinions, making for a pretty open relationship. Both get to keep their own personalities and add to the relationship in their owns ways and I feel that it makes the most dynamic relationship out of any main 6 pairing.

>>29351191

And then I forgot you said strait shipping and went full autism on a gay ship, sorry.

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>>29351176
Same. Sunburst is easier to self-insert as than Anon to me.

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>>29351191
Twidash is absolute dogshit even by gay shit standards.
>le jock and le nerd XD such shenanigans
Fucking garbage.

Unrelated, have some rare Gameloft shipping.

>>29351351
Twidash is god tier you faggot.

>>29351164
when you ship Anon, it's already cuckoldy because no way you're a /fit/ as fuck sex god.

>>29351115
>Booping your cousin.

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>>29351115
Pairs I still ship
>SoarinDash
>CheriMac
>StarlightSunburst
>StarlightSpike
>MoondancerSunburst
>Fluttercord

>>29351115
>uhhh.. ah can explain?
Since when is a consenting lethal harmless act of romantic affection between two consenting adults something that needs explained? You want to kiss/nuzzle a mare that's into you why should that ever be something to be embarrassed about being "caught" doing?

>>29351602
>Spikexpony
>fucking ever
Anon I'm terribly sorry for your developmental disability, you have my condolences.

>>29351604
They're, maybe, eighth cousins which is genetically a stranger.

>>29351614
hey man just saying that Spike deserves someone less than Rarity

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>>29351351
How can someone be so fucking wrong?

>>29351115
>StarlightSunburst
>StarlightSpike

What a whore

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>>29351618
You know, if they were to make a love interest episode, I think they'd do a CMC episode about it considering they're the closest to the target demographic.

>it's actually a Spike episode

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I always had a headcanon that at least one filly had a crush on Spike.

either Diamond or Silver Spoon

>>29351648
Meh, I wouldn't think so

>>29351630
>SoarinDash
oldschool but ok
>CheeriMac
Don't find it that compelling. Also has a weirdly high amount of anthro art.
>StarlightSunburst
Patrician taste
>StarlightSpike
I think EmberSpike or ThoraxSpike are better fits
>MoondancerSunburst
Mid tier
>Fluttercord
As a meme or unironically?

>>29351648
Honestly it wouldn't surprise me. Diamond's mom is a golddigger, she probably raised her daughter to be the same way. What better target than a Princess's brother/son/slave?

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>>29351115
Anyone still ship Dislestia?
It's my favorite ship.

>>29351687
cute but dead

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>>29351687
Discolight master race

>>29351602
No shit, beside spikelight and moonburst all of them are show supported you dirty casul

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>>29351735
>beside spikelight and moonburst all of them are show supported
>soarindash

>>29351678
Little of both, though it's more of a funship for me.

>>29351678
>CheeriMac
>Don't find it that compelling. Also has a weirdly high amount of anthro art.

and to this day I don't know why it's a singled-out anthro pair.

>>29351627
This has been explained multiple times - their relation is by MARRIAGE not blood. There is absolutely nothing even slightly incestuous about MarbleMac.

>>29351755
Even if it was by blood it wouldn't matter, they're so far apart that no one would care. But people keep bringing it up usually to make a hillbilly joke or that MarbleMac needs to be a secret.

>>29351640
>they ask Spike
>because he's a boy
>and because he's older than them but youger than their sisters
Sweetie Blle acts just like her sister's exact opposite because she saw it doesn't work

>>29351743
Recent comic, the ship is on the radar now.

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>>29351895
that's not a bad take.

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>>29351895
>CMCs all try to woo a guy
>Guy's just not interested in girls

>>29351687
I still ship it, I think it's top cute

>>29351687
I hate fluttercord and even i know that dislestia is more dead than the creativity of Neal Dusedau

>>29351115
Artist?

>>29352174
http://captainpudgemuffin.deviantart.com/

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I ship this edgelord and Twilight.

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Bam

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>>29352422
Is that Sans from Undertale?

XD

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>>29352505
Shit's actually quite old.

>>29352516
Shadowlock from the comics

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>>29352517
Yes it is.

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>>29351374

Its not good to lurk in 3150 anon
Oreguno

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>>29352968
I was meming anon.

I'm not that retarded.

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humanized flutterdash has a higher quality standard than almost every other humanized ship

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>>29353159
nice complete lack of straight shipping in the straight shipping thread

>>29351115
Incest is indeed wincest

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>>29353169
is it time

>>29353214
Why is the duck smug in that picture?

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>>29353225
Because it knows what kind of raunchiness they're up to in the bedroom.

>>29351687
Can't anymore. Celestia being less than a BG character just took a toll.

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>>29353225
he joins in

>>29351172
T..There just... reading together! Ya! Ha-haAhHa

>>29351703
>>29351687
I just like the idea if discord in a relationship. He's such a closeted autist

>>29353005
That looks suspiciously like Pinkie. Disregarded as disinfo

>>29354760
>>29354787
>>29354817
take off the fucking name retard

>>29353164
S...Stop it! This isn't real

>Suicide watch

>>29354827
lol no

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>>29351957
This made me laugh way too hard. The stupid look on his face, wall-eyed expression, how his body is positioned in an unemotional, robotic way, and the way his upper lip is slightly separated from his teeth is too good.

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>>29351115

>>29351115
>>29355002
It's as if the writers liked the idea of Fluttermac but didn't have the balls to go all the way with it so they made a Fluttershy clone to ship Mac with.

Though Marblemac would actually be a good way to resolve the subplot of the Apple/Pie family relation question.

>>29351618
>Scootaloo
>parents

>>29351895
>Sweetie Bellie does romantic things for Spike, and Rarity notices
>Rarity gets mad at Spike for cheating on her, and it ends up being an infamous episode

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>>29355537
I see what you did there.
>pic not related

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>>29355601
Spike is a grabby fellow.

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Obligatory.

>>29351924
>comic
>show supported
learn to read you dumbfuck

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>>29355662
Does horse Pinkie wants Shiny's dick as bad as human Pinkie?

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>>29351115
Dislestia and Sparlight are my favorite.

>>29355677
>>29355662
We still haven't gotten that homewrecker green about Ponks fucking Shining.

>>29355662
no matter how I look at this, not even a waifufag, I seriously interperate shys crush as on a gay guy.

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>>29355677
Who doesn't?

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>>29355601
Reminder that Spike would fuck Twilight in a heart beat if she only did something about her mane.

>>29355677
Yes.

>>29355726
Spike would fuck Twilight in a heartbeat if she only ever let him.
He just liked the fact that her mane resembled Rarity's in that scene

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>>29355002
Swiggity swooty.

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I'm a sucker for the nice guy/tsundere pairings.

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shid

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>>29355726
>>29355748
Why not both?

>>29355002
I know its one of the oldest ships but what I don't get is WHY it's a ship at all. I assume an early fanfiction.

>>29357052
Similar personality traits in the early seasons (quiet types) led many fans to ship them.

>>29355537
God I missed that running fandom joke.

>>29357200
That's also what made Marble what she is today.

>>29351115
wow so is it true that shipping is not considered cancer anymore. Damn neo-/mlp/.

>>29354787
You will love s7 then, because show staff openly ship fluttercord and new books and toys are hinting at that ship getting canon

>>29357721
Hasbro realised the actual aimed audience enjoyed bride of discord more than 100th episode

>>29357721
It's less cancer than fucking self insert fanfiction featuring Adonis the green man.

>Twilock
Yes

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Sweet slavery.

>>29359066
its shit

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Cute and perfect

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Was it rape?

>>29359702
>Trust me, I know what I'm doing

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>>29359787

>>29357777
can't argue against those digits

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>>29359699
Growing stronger.

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>>29359839
>they made a whole comic with the sole purpose of establishing that Soarin isn't old, just tired all the time

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>>29352505

>Luna won't give the middle hoof to all nobles/Canterlot elite and get herself an earth pony farmer from Ponyville

I guess he's still the brother of an Element of Harmony, but c'mon Luna. Equestria needs a good scandal.

>>29359957
Well, that's fitting as they named Soarin after some sick kid who was tired all the time. One of the artist's kids? Some genetic disability? I forget.

>>29360115
On one side of the coin, she's the rebellious little sister. Literally rebellious.

But on the other hoof, her sensibilities are from 1000 years ago. So her being scandalous might not even make the papers.

>>29359839
Which comic is that? Haven't kept up with anything in months.

>>29360815
He doesn't look tired in some scenes. So they may drop this idea entirely one day.

>>29360840
Most recent Friends Forever

>>29361363
Thanks. That was nice.

>>29359957
he should have tired eyes design.

>>29359839
The coziest comic.

bumpa

>>29359839
That comic had a lot of good splash pages

>>29359702
Yep, Thunder is as gay as a pocket handkerchief

>>29351583
>Le anon is always an übermensch ,mary sue character meme
Then what about those stories when he's an insecure fagott or a fat fuck or a little kid?

>>29354817
Do you even watch the dyewts?

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>>29353225
french anime reference