Why is she so grumpy all the time?

>>29348810
I'll cheer her up with my dick.

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Don't you remember?
It's because she didn't put those in her bag.

>>29348810
because she's a lesbian

>>29348810
Because she hates what the post- Faust/Renzetti era episodes made her do.

A fucking secret agent? Come ON.

>>29348810
She's a washed up hasbeen who used to be a secret agent, used to go on adventures and do stuff and be a badass, but now nobody will ever know of her or what she did, they'll just keep cheering for the Main Six fighting the Bugbear that she herself put away years ago, and without an Alicorn Superprincess backing her up. But no, they get the stained glass window, they get all the cheers, she has to cart around literal garbage, of course she's bitter.

>>29349135
Such is life.

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>>29349291
In the Zone

>>29348844
For an Earth pony, she has a small flank.
She might have self image problems, in conjunction with post secret agent depression.

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McBonald's

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>>29348810
She gotta deal with this one

>>29348810
She works the retail of horse jobs in Equestria.
Secret Spy / Monster hunter.
All day she has to deal with the bullshit the world throws at her.
Including standing in the background

Paperwork. She works in the government, she's not an active agent, and she stays in town all the time. I guarantee she's doing mountains of administrative paperwork for work she'll never get to participate in again.
Kind of adding on to >>29349135

>>29349379
you will never bond with bon over her stupid prison-gay weeaboo roommate

>>29348810
Her defective dyke brain cucking her out of penis

>>29349798
>Anon sitting on a couch, commiserating with Bon Bon about the downsides of town life, while Lyra plays with one of Anons' hands, enchanted.

>>29348810
Putting up with lyras shit.
She loves her from the bottom of her heart but god damit is she annoying.

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>>29348810

Because her roomie/live-in lover is a mentally-deranged, highly-medicated froot loop with a long history of erratic and delusional behavior. I mean, humans? Seriously, upright walking sentient apes? Come on.

>>29348810
She's /pol/.

>>29348810
Because she has been denied her snuggle-wuggles for far too long.

>>29349376
I'll have one McBuck.