Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria. . . .

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>>29347023

There was a very sad llama who wanted to be a man again.

Once upon a time in the magical land of Germany

>>29347325
cs188 pls

>>29347320
In his sadness he knocked over a thousand beer cans and banished them to the moon.

>>29347376
DallassallaD

>>29347392
Listen up, Bain?
Fire at it!

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>>29347392
BE THERE-RERRR
AS THE BIGGEST NAMES IN MOWERS, HEDGERS & CLIPPERS, HEDGERS & CLIPPERS, HEDGERS & CLIPPERS
S U N D A Y
OIL PAINTINGS OIL PAINTINGS!
SEAKING SEAKING!

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>>29347023
I, AKU, THE SHAPE SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL.

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And then things really heated up when the fire nation came.

ONE JOB /MLP.
ONE JOB.

>>29347023
. . . .there existed a magical portal to Canterlot High School, where our story takes place.

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>>29348578
It was where all the Whores went to learn how to be whores.
Or at least that's what Rarity thought. In truth she had enrolled in the wrong school.

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THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

>>29347509
OF GOOGLY EUES

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>>29347023
And you'd like to suck a lot of cock, right? Then you should call HoH SiS

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>>29347023
Everyone Died!
The End

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>>29347388
>Whaddaya takin' about "beer cans"? HOW 'BOUT HAVIN' SOME O' THIS YA STUPID SKANK! *cans.wav* HOW 'BOUT HAVIN' SOME O' THIS- *cans.wav* HOW 'BOUT HAVIN' SOME O' THIS- *cans.wav*

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>>29347023
WELL THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW...