I want to marry Trixie

>>29331455
I don't know how, but I know this will end up another glimmer shitpost thread.

Goodbye, 'lad'.

>>29331455
Are you sure anon?
It's a big commitment.

>>29331455
And give away my status as a wizard?!

>>29331455
Idk anon, she'd need a great and poweful wedding, and that could get expensive.

>>29331463
Have some faith.

>>29331464
Yes. I'm in love with her.

>>29331470
I would happily give up my status if it means marrying the woman I love

>>29331478
Then I'd find the money

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>>29331455
but Anon, I already knocked her up

>>29331507
You take that back. You didn't knock up my waifu so stop your filthy lies.

>>29331511
Calm down bro it's obviously 'shopped

>>29331539
Ok, ok. I'm calm. Wew. I'm good. Now does anyone know how I can marry my waifu?

>>29331511
I know there's something here but all I read is REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>29331544
Traditionally you ask them, then get a priest or something.

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>>29331455
Go to bed.

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>>29331511
I'm sorry to break it to you Anon, but its true. Here's a pic I took of her today while we walk to Lamze class.

>>29331561
Came here to post this.

>>29331544
Your first step is to go talk with a marriage counselor, tell them that you want to marry a cartoon horse. They'll be able to help you.

>>29331560
But how can I ask her if she's 2d?

>>29331568
YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU PIECE OF ABORTED DOG SHIT

>>29331575
But how will a marriage counselor be able to help?

>>29331455
Get a life.

>>29332822
But then how would I marry Trixie?

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>>29331455
>>29331507

You faggots better get your hands off my waifu.

>>29332858
Sorry pal. As you can see I'm already marrying her. You can still be friends with her though

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>>29332895
Take that back

>>29332908
It's too late. We're getting married. Better luck next time.

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>>29332949
I'll have to attend the wedding then...

>>29332965
Trixie wouldn't like it if you used violence to separate her from her true love. Think of her happiness.

i want to sell my insurance to Trixie so the Germans stop stealing my real estate manual on how to cook horses urethra's with guest star benito mussolini

>>29332908
da fufu lame shit im with it

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>>29331507
No, Trixie's just really fucking fat

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>>29331455
I already did...she was beautiful in her dress...here is a pic, for proff

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Is she better than Twilight, OP?

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>>29334491
>ywn marry your waifu and consummate your marriage all night long.
Living is pain, anons.

>>29331455
Go to bed, Seth.

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>>29331455
me too anon ;.;

Boop

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I'm in love with Trixie

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I-is this a Trixie tread

>>29334264
Trixie more like Pigxie

>>29337330
I want to say bait but I'm leaning more towards twilight fag.

>>29335991
No, Twilight beat her despite Trixie having an overpowered mcguffin in her possession

>>29331455
Nice bait anon, everyone knows that if you want to marry somepony else that is twilight you are glimmerfag and want to marry Glimmer, and if you post just twilight then you are a less retarded faggot, but still a faggot who want to marry twilight.
Everypony else just not worth the weight

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>>29331455
who wouldn't? SHE IS BEST PONY afterall

>>29337649
Trixie can do real magic if she put her mind to it I feel like she just relies too much on her stage magic to make her show spells seem real. She has the potential to beat a Ursa Minor if she studied and learned real magic

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>>29332858
I don't know why you and OP are even bothering. She's carrying my love child. I just rubbed her pregnant belly and felt a tiny hoof high five me.

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>>29338460
>tiny hooves
Confirmed for not a real horse fucker. You are fired, grab your shit and fuck off, anon.
http://canyouactually.com/this-is-what-newborn-foal-hooves-look-like-and-it-will-make-your-skin-crawl/

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>>29334264
>>29337328
You better shut your mouth, niggas.

>>29338586
jesus christ how utterly horrifying

>>29338909
If you have seen a human baby birthing, it isn't much more comfortable.

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Is trixie a womanlet?

>>29331455
I know that it's already been said, but i'll say it again
Go to bed seth

>>29339502
Seth is now a Maudfag though.
Also he is a manslut too.
Went from Trixie to dragoness, then back to Maud.

>>29339577
>switching waifus

Disgusting.

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>>29339591

I want to boop trixie without her consent

>>29339944
You bastard

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>>29339591
I could never even waifu a pony I am still loyal to my original waifu

trixie is best pony though and if i was going to have a pony waifu it would be her (and if she had been male as originally intended she would be my husbando if i did not already have mami as my waifu)