You now have a Glim Glam AND a Shim Sham! How lucky are YOU?

>>29330977
Oh great, two of the worst ponies. It's like winning 5$ in lottery.

>>29330977
I'm cucked

>>29330977
Sent you shitposting cocksucker

>>29330977
>2 free ponies
The luckiest guy in the world.

>>29330977
Best pony and top 5 pony? Luckiest man alive

Shoot the non-canon no-hooves monstrosity in the face. Keep GlimGlam

>>29331053
But she has hooves.

>>29331053
You must be blind son.

>>29330977
Can.. can I trade Shimmer for a different pony?
I mean if not, that's cool, she aight

>>29330977
>No Nyx

dropped

>>29330977
I love them both.
Very lucky.

>>29330977
I pit them against each other in a fight to the death.
Winner gets belly rubs.

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>>29330977
>>29331131

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>>29330977
>You now have a Shim Sham AND a Shim Sham! How lucky are YOU?
I hate seeing typos, so I ftfy,

>>29330977
Pretty darn lucky. I'd also like a Twiggy Piggy though.

>>29330977
Pretty darn lucky I guess.

>>29330977
Is there any man alive who could survive them double-teaming him?

>>29331564
>having two shimmies
>the raging she-bitch and the meek, caring one
I could not contain my boner.

Cool, I can use Glim to get to Trixie, I can use bacon for emergency rations.

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>>29332168
A tale of two Shimmies.

>>29332926
>The strange case of Doctor Sunset and Miss Shimmer

when she makes a spell that would rid herself of her demons forever...

>>29332168
I need green of this.
Too bad I suck at writing.

>>29330977
I'm lucky enough to shift click :^)

>>29331053
this, we don't need a yellow recolor

>>29330982
>>29331053
>>29331564
>>29334158
You're all faggots. They are both lovely, wonderful ponies.

>>29330977
Glimmer and Shimmer sound like stripper names

>>29334175
Only one's a pony doe ^:)

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>>29334176
The vast majority of pony names sound like stripper names.

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one more to abuse!

>>29334176
They all do.

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>>29330977

I wanna see Glim Glam's expression while Im beheading Shim Sham in fron of her

>>29334145
>Too bad I suck at writing.
You never get better without trying, Anon.

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>>29330977
I'm ecstatic to have a Glimmer Glammer, not too sure about the other one though.

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>>29335011
HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN GLIMMERY
THIS IS GOING DOWN IN HISTORY
IF YOU WANT TO BE A GLIM GLAM NUMBER ONE
YOU HAVE TO BEHEAD A SHIMFAG ON THE RUN

>>29335686

NO DONT TOUCH THAT its rotten

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Shim Sham > Glim Glam

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>>29336169
Just wait until Glimmy is added to Equestria Girls.

She already looks better than Sunset in pony form, so she'll really blow her the fuck out in human form.

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>>29330977

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>>29330977
They have to go back

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>>29334235
This

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>>29337429
So, back to Equestria proving canonicity ?

>>29334176
>>29334235
they ARE naked 99% of the time...

>>29334182
Glimmer is a donkey!

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>>29337629
Nice copypasta

>>29330977

It's time to duel!

>>29334240
This

I have Glim
I have Shim

GlimShim

I have Nyx
I have Glim

I have NyxGlim

I have GlimShim
I have NyxGlim

I have GlimShimNyxGlim

>>29330977
>no Twilight

Trouble Shoes ain't got shit on my luck.

>>29336169

t. Faggot with shitty taste

>>29330982
Nigga the 5$ lottery is the tits, that's 5 jr cheeseburgers...

>>29335011
That is an impressive edit for such a recent tragedy.

>>29330977
I'm fine with this. The mane 6 are so passe.