Does it occur to pones that they have such wonderful plots?

>>29325598
Of course

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>>29325598
apple plot is superior plot

>>29325598
they seem to be blissfully unaware. Which means Anon can ogle as much as he likes without being called out.

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>>29325804
>what you lookin' at? Is there something on my tail or what?

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>>29325598
I like to think that ponies don't find butts attractive. Like they rate each other by how full their mane is, the overall shape of their body, length of legs, so on. Plots are just there.
Of course with G4 using the same bodytype for them all this will always remain just a headcanon, but I think it's sort of cute. When a fic or greentext mentions something similar, that's a winner.

>>29325804
Alternatively, they are aware and see nothing lewd in it, and consider complementing a pone on their plot like complementing them on their mane or whatever.

>You've got a fantastic pair of flanks, Applejack. Those things are the nicest I've ever seen on a mare.

>Really, Anon? Must be the apple bucking. Thanks a lot~

>>29326071
>Anon then organizes a plot judging contest with himself as the judge.
>Mares happily sign up, seeing nothing lewd whatsoever about Anon's intentions.

>>29326010
>I like to think that ponies don't find butts attractive. Like they rate each other by how full their mane is, the overall shape of their body, length of legs, so on.

From an evolutionary point of view with male/female butts looking very much the same you probably right.
According to same theory, what excites them should be the shape of the nose/jaw.

>>29327034
That's pretty unf worthy honestly

>>29325598
>AWG
Delete this

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>>29327364
>supporting an ancient, baseless meta rule
delete yourself

>>29327371
Still the rules Anon. You can meme all you want but it won't change anytime soon. If you insist on breaking it there's always /trash/ for that.

>>29326737
>fluttershy is awarded with the "best rump in ponyville" medal and the secret prize
>the secret prize is a plot massage from anon, with his dexterous human hands
>this is never questioned

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>>29327418
>implying
you must be new around here.

>>29327548
You must be a constant rule breaker around here.

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>>29327573
not constant. its a situation by situation basis. most of the time im arguing about the show or writing.

how about you new friend?

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>what's so nice about it? Do humans love butts or somethin'?

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>>29325598
All. The. Time.

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>>29325660
CANT
CONTAIN
BONERRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHH

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>>29328218
>"Well take a gander Sugarcube, ah don't mind!"

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>>29327573
>giving a single shit about any rule here

>>29325598
They know what they got and they use it to full affect. That condones this boner

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>>29327548
>>29328760

It's the same anthrofags that bitch and moan over the fact they can't have anthro on /mlp/. It pisses them off even more when the post anthro, and the mods just delete it, but leave the thread up. I find it funny really.

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>>29328645
>Ya can rub 'em if you want to, honey. I've been in the fields all mornin', these flanks could use it.

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>>29327418
>Still the rules Anon.
Get the fuck out

>>29327675
hot hot hot hot hot hot hot

>>29327418
>Following rules on 4chan
>Following rules on the internet

Kill yourself rulefag. You are a reason this board became such a hugbox.

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>>29330576

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>>29329839
>tfw you will never give applebutt a rub down

Nudism always confuses me. How do you get turned on or find the part sexual if it's always in view and becomes just bland.

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>>29331444
I know your pain

>>29331454
you know gay people exist.

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>ask fluttershy to spread pussy because you think a bug went in
>she panics and insta spreads her marebits for you so you can look

>>29331477
>"It crawled in there pretty deep Flutters, but I think I can suck it out."

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>>29331477
Get the fuck out of here

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>no crotch protection
>working with wild animals

>>29331524
>"Gotcher cock sock?"
"Yup."
>"Recter deflecter?"
"Yup."
>"Scrote coat?"
"Y-no."
>"Well getter on."

>>29325598
What the fuck, Big Mac? That's your sister.

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Is it time for the Applot?

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>>29332156
...I still don't get Sundown. Oh well.

>>29326737
There's actually a fic already like this:

http://pastebin.com/4B3sHsJV

It's a couple chapters, but the later ones are really fucking good

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>Applejack feels self conscious about her rump
>Always sweaty, scruffy from work
>She's convinced it's smells bad
>That it's not cute like the other mares
How will Anon convince her otherwise?

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>>29332156
>fat human ass
no thanks.

>>29332309
offer to treat her to a spa day where Anon will lovingly wash and massage her rump

>>29332350
super idea ! human hands are perfect for massage

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>Apple Bloom was naughty
>Got in trouble
>Granny Smith spanked that butt with her hairbrush
"Gee Mr. Anon...my rear end is awful sore."
"Do ya think you could rub some lotion on it?"
>See's too innocent to see anything lewd about this
>Will Anon help?

>>29325660
>you marry the Applejack
>you build a house
>you "accidently" not built the doors a liitle bit less wide
>you will never make remarks about her getting stuck

>>29332309
>Always sweaty, scruffy from work
>She's convinced it's smells bad

Well if she's always sweating at work than she DOES smell bad.

The other girls are just nice and pretend not to notice.

>>29332566
I'm sure she washes the applerump after a hard days work.

>>29333467
imagine how good it would feel to pound soft applerump

>>29333852
>tfw you will never get to fuck the delicious toned plump applerump

>>29327364
>>29327418
>>29327573

Which rule is this?

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>>29336883
i wan to pet applejack firm and soft rump non-sexualy

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>>29332034
Yes

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>>29332383
No Anons will help.
Little poner was naughty, her rear end is supposed to be sore. It will help her remember to be good next time.