How does courtship work in Equestria?

>rape

>>29323549
Never change, /mlp/. Never change.

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>>29323549

>>29323543
There is no frame of reference so it presumably works the same way it works on earth until proven otherwise on the show. This applies to every other time you ask the stupid question of
"How does x work in equestria?"

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>>29323543
>Tomoko Luna

>>29323767
>A bunch of mutilated dicks

>>29323554
Why is pony missionary so lewd?

>>29323780
>why is pony missionary so lewd?

because it's an unnatural and exotic position for horses

>>29323554
>implying that fucking kid/man? whatever is stronger than the arms that have to hold and move the larger celestia around gracefully all day

>>29323814
>Arms
>On ponies
>Holding anything
>When Celestia and Luna move the sun and moon purely by magic

>>29323857
What he's saying is celestias legs have to hold her cake ass up all day so they're probably stronger than Prince noodle arms

>>29323554
The correctest of pastel horse sizes.

>>29323798
Is missionary the pony equivalent to 'doggy style'?

>>29323543
First, you have to build, buy or rent a boat.
Then you ram Canterlot castle with it, through the walls and into the throne room while court is in session.
Finally, you proclaim your love to the pony of your choice.

The score and probability of success depends on size and luxury of the boat, wall penetration ability, dramatic timing, number of ponies during the court session, and passion with which you propose.
Princesses are allowed to give out additional points, Celestia liking originality and Luna being a fan of romantic take on things.

>>29323908
That's pretty cute. I like it.

>>29323543
Basically you sniff her ass(sometimes you can bite) then fuck her for 15 seconds and go away.

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>>29323543
Wedding sack

>>29323908
It's gonna be challenging given that Canterlot is on the side of a mountain but I like your taste.

>>29323543
>ey kid, ever had yer dick sucked by a human before?

>>29323983
Unicorns use magic to levitate the ship, sometimes enchanting it to make it lighter, sacrificing wall penetration in the process.

Pagasi tend to hire wingponies to lift ships and accelerate them towards the castle.
Often such wingponies double as mariachi band, aiding in the final step those who choose to use a song as a love proclamation.

Earth ponies of past had it the hardest.
Those with more influence and connections would hire pegasi wingponies, others had to get creative.
Siege weaponry, such as catapults trebuchets or even balistas were used, sometimes to great effect, depending on depth of calculations before the launch.
Development of airships and lighter-than-air flight greatly reduced collateral damage caused by ships missing their target and allowed for easier and safer courtships.
Some more conservative ponies however, Princess of the Night being one of them, look down on those new inventions, thinking them subpar to the ways of old.

>>29323908
>>29324282
This has to be a thing.
I desperately need this to be a thing.

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>>29323927 I vote for this. Anon tries to court Luna by sniffing her butt.

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>>29323908
>"Spike, hold my beer."

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>>29323908
>dad was a wooden boat builder
I got this.

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>>29323908
BRUUUUUUUMMMMM

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>>29323554
>mom? How did you and dad get todether?

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>>29323908
>You have to choose a specific style of boat to woo your waifu.
Beep beep, pink pony patrol coming through.

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Proper wining and dining. You think a maiden this virtuous is gponna lay down with you out of pity like the girl you took to prom?

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>>29326784
Like this one?

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>>29325955
kek, but why not take it a step further? This will be sure to guarantee you any partner.

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>>29323543
>Original image is Luna Discord shipping
What a shame, dropped.
>Artist is one of those artists who draws offspring from ships
Dropped fucking hard.

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>>29323543
>How does courtship work in Equestria?

Capture a ship. You've caught it.

Next question.

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Capt. Twilight Sparkle of this Luna-class ship would capture my heart in her tractor beam of Friendship.

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>>29327786

>Capt. Twilight Sparkle

>>29323887
no, doggy style is doggy style, there's no equivalent. Though technically doggy style is also pony style.

>>29323568
The only examples of 'courting' we have is the Love Poison episode, where the CCC were singing about how some stallion's girlfriend thinks that her stallion is quite alright. We also have Fluttershy's brother hitting on Rainbow Dash. Those are the only examples I can remember of 'dating' in Equestria

>>29323543
Just be yourself.

Arranged marriages and polygamy. Too many mares, not enough stallions, supply and demand dictates every male gets three waifus.

Better drink that bleach fast before your favorite three are taken!

>>29323543
Same as it does on Earth, either be attractive/wealthy, find someone willing to settle, or go for those uglier than you.

>>29323543
The mare who sublimates herself to one of the few males gets to reproduce. The rest contemplate either spinsterhood or opt for lesbianism/xenophilia as Lyra did

>>29323543
>>29323908
>>29324282
>Be Celestia
>Bored to death on your throne as your dumbass subjects argue over trivial matters
>Suddenly hear air raid sirens in the distance as well as sounds of cannons and destruction
>Subjects are scared witless
>They don't know what to do
>Suddenly the hull of a ship crashes through the side of my court, sending bits of broken glass, rock, and ponies across the room
>That faggot Anonymous hops down with a mariachi band behind him
>"Princess! I have come to proclaim my love for you! It was love at first sight when I gazed upon that royal beh--"
>He looks up and makes eye contact with me
>Then he scratches his head with a puzzled expression
>"Wait a minute. This isn't Luna's room."
>He turns around and smacks the accordionist across the face
>"You made us land in the wrong location you fucking nigger. Great. Now we have to start over."
>He and his gang hop back onto their ship, and it slowly backs out of your court with the noise of a construction machine going in reverse
>Some more of the castle gives way as they leave
>Fucking Anonymous

>>29323543
According to my extensive research you babysit the younger sibling and then marry the older.
Youngest sibling doomed to never marry.

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>>29323549
Ponies are incapable of being raped.

>>29329668
you wanna bet

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>>29329461

Top kek, friend.

I hope you've got some more.