>You'll never get raped by a wonderbolt

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>be about to go to bed becuase wageslaving tomorrow
>see this thread
>I didn't need that feel tonight.jpg

>>29322787
>unicorn captain of the royal guard
>getting dropped on and raped by a magicless mare
Celestia's namby-pamby kumbaya society is raising a bunch of bit sucking, pussy whipped colts.

>>29322787
>dm28

Don't you mean Wondercolt? Nobody cares about your OCs. You're not even being creative, you just replaced the C with a B.

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>>29322807
Let's face it, the Equestrian Royal Guard never sees real combat, where as the Wonder Bolts seem to be able to respond to disasters (like giant Spike rampages) within minutes. The pegasi are the only ponies who can probably still fight worth a damn.

>>29322855
He's a fucking unicorn though that specializes in shields.

>>29322819
No you retard, only equestria girls movie have it as Wondercolts.
But Eqg sucks so shut up.

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>>29322787
It's sad, I know

>>29322918
Ummm last time I checked, EQG is for an older audience, so it logically came first. Keep your shitty FiM spinoff.

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>>29322819
>>29323350
Solid bait

>>29322807
>spellcasting is the only form of magic
Can this meme die now?

>>29322787
The fact that the top of her uniform is pulled down makes this super lewd.

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>>29322787
Its not >rape when a mare does it
...please send help

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>>29323371

>>29323354
Thank you

>>29323383
Anon, nooooo. I've gone 5 months without porn. You will not tempt me now.

>>29323383
Damn

>>29323364
No, because no one's going to waste time clarifying something everyone already understands.