Fuck my life

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>>29322352
Im in the discord with this nigga its fucking habbening.

Run, gay little Urkel, run.
Your power level has been discovered.

>>29322352
Yes

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>MW2
You deserve it

>>29322352
You have achieved Critical Mass.

Just like the Ultimate Warrior.

Or a villain during redemption.

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>>29322352
This is the funniest fucking thing.

>>29322352
>playing MW2 in the year 2017
yikes

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>>29322352

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>>29322381
>>29322375
MW2 master race

Yeah but fuck, folks. I'm sweating in embarrasement and I'm afraid to see him again now.

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>>29322352
nigga don't even want to chromecast horsefuckery to his parents

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>tfw he doesn't wanna sing smile smile smile to his parents while shoving his horse cock into his computer while playing the final fight with Twilight and Tirek

>>29322352
I don't fucking know, you're too damn old to give a shit about what your parents think.

>>29322352
Just never bring it up.
My father knows I watch it and he never brings it up due to sheer awkwardness of it.
It really depends how what your father is like. How do you think he feels about having a brony as a son?
Has he come back and said anything about it?
My dad hasn't brought it up since he first found out.
IMO, pretend like it never happened.

>>29322425
This is my chosen course of action. I hope he forgets about it.

>>29322352
I hope you aren't now David Flair.

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>>29322352
This shit is amazing keep up updated.

>>29322352
He was disappointed in you because you designed your blog post to not have the subscribe button in an obvious spot, you fucking cunt.

>>29322449
Right, so update.

I've kept quiet enough that nobody's come looking again. I'm still mildly freaking out. MW2 has stopped. Friends have referred me to a sex shop for some reason.

So the situation is my father has to work tomorrow. I can hope to avoid him for a time and hope it never gets brought up again. Thing is I know for certain he's gone and told my mother. I've got an action plan in which I say my friends have worn me down to watch it, so I was watching it with them. Does that sound plausible?

>>29322469
Ask him if he watched Jem and the Holograms?

Or G1, find common ground.

>>29322469
I only told the fucker to pack a cd full of MLP songs and take his dad on a long drive, the final destination being a sex shop, they will have a good father son bonding time

>>29322476
Nah fuck that. He's a "man's man" type of dude. Only cartoons he watched were some toddler shit in the 70s.

>>29322425
My whole family knows and they also enjoy the show and go to a con with me yearly

>>29322469
When my dad saw it in the Netflix "Recently Watched" section, he just asked why I was watching My Little Pony, I said I was bored, he shook his head and tsked and we've never brought it up again. He still sees it in the recently watched section but doesn't bring it up.
Maybe your dad will just avoid it.

>>29322502
Shut up Applejack

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>>29322503
I hope to be able for that to happen. Best case scenario he never brings it up again.

>>29322352
>be me 4 years ago
>parents are getting suspicious of me using my laptop in my room all the time
>mom busts in my room all of a sudden.
>I calmly try to tell her I was on facebook and shut my laptop.
>the next day I find her in my room looking at my history
>made they found out I've written over 100 pages of pony fan fiction and browse /mlp

I think I know what you're going through op. That horrible heart sinking feeling that makes you want to crawl up and die.
I think the worst part is that my dad had felt so distant from time that he actually tried to use this as a way of connecting to me a few times.

>so anon, how's school going?
>how's work
>..how is your writing coming?

.. it's been years, and the last time he brought it up I told him I was done with that. We haven't talked about it since

Just hold out there for a few months and wether the cringe op. It passes.

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>>29322517
>not having a password on your laptop

Nigga ya played yourself

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>>29322517
I take solace in your story, believe it or not. But god help me if my family tries to connect over it. I might drown in the resulting spaghetti.

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>>29322517
>..how is your writing coming?
How did you respond?

>>29322517
This is why you mobilefag

>>29322531
Maybe his password is password.

>>29322517
Oh yes, this was also the tipping point to have me sent to therapy. They also asked me if I was gay right after. I told them I really wasn't, but by their facial expressions I could tell that they don't believe me, not that I blame them.
I swear every year that passes I get more and more cringy, but better and better at hiding it.

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>>29322550
I got your facial reaction right here.

>>29322534
I answered in the way that would end the conversation as quickly as possible.

>.. it's fine.
>.. what should we get for dinner?

We were at walmart. In the chips aisle. We just passed the section where the lays potato chips are. This was 4 years ago, but every detail is burned in my memory

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OP here. Update. No updates to speak of. Still mildly freaking out but hoping its forgotten by tomorrow.

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Switching to namefag mode because I feel like it. Look upon me and receive a free year's supply of Spaghetti.

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>>29322589
git gud

If push comes to shove.

>Suplex.

>>29322609
If push comes to shove I'll be psychologically tormented for the remainder of my time in this home. Which may well be a while.

>>29322531
Nope, I did not. I could not since my parents did not respect my privacy and I knew a password would arouse suspicion.

If I could go back in time..

Well actually, I don't think I would want to change the past. If this didn't happen, I might still the annoying, cringy asshole I was.

That event helped force me to be self-aware at how creepy and egotistical I become. If that didn't happen, I fear that I might be wearing fedoras and bragging about how much I love mlp to my friends. It taught me to restrain myself from my impulses, and to keep my weirdness under control.

Am I still a cringy, socially awkward, apathetic creep?

Oh yes, but now that my self-esteem and ego have shattered, it's much easier to talk to other people since I don't think I'm so special and cool anymore

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>>29322352
Am I the only one wondering what were you watching when he entered through the door? gimme a source OP!

>>29322626
We were watching Season 2's premiere, since we're rewatching everything over again.

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>>29322626
So the discord call I'm in wanted to watch some Season 2. We were on the first episode, around the time when the girls are in the castle and Discord is circling them. We were in watch2gether so at least the window wasn't fullscreen. Also I waved my hands a lot to tell him to fuck off so maybe he didn't see too too much.

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>>29322645
>mfw

>>29322352
Please describe the "pone" part.
How cringey / lewd was it? May I ask for a link?

Someone screencap this and
ZOOM MY WORDS

>>29322653
see
>>29322645


>>29322670
Yeah, I'd support this.

>>29322653
>>29322641

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>>29322352
>MW2 came out 8 years ago
>COD4 came out 10 years ago

>Have this thread and another pone thread split screen on one monitor.
>125 page fanfic open in Word on other monitor
>Mom comes by
>close out all tabs and bring up a dedicated dummy page in less than a second
Git gud OP

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>>29322703
See I could learn a thing or two from that. I have hotkeys I don't even use.

You guys, if you start doing something ironically then pretty soon it becomes not ironic. It's called a slippery slope.

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>>29322352
>Closes door real quiet and slow like
he probably thought you were watching cartoon porn or some shit, unless he's up to date on modern culture

I've literally had pone up on a second screen while showing my conservative dad gun stuff and he never even acknowledged it. My guess is he thinks pone is some form of animu or pokemon

>>29322741
God do I ever hope that's the case, thinking its animu or something. If he thinks its porn than I might be fucked.

>>29322747
clearly your sugardaddy knows you're a rarifag

>>29322755
Actually I'm a flutterfag, I just adopted the name for the Admin position.

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>>29322766
Checked.

>>29322703
Nigger, that's how paranoid I get when I'm trying to hide porn. It's a goddamn cartoon. Man the fuck up.

>>29322766
So let me get this right, your dad walked in on you getting cucked by Discord?

>>29322785
Goddamnit!

...yes. A little. Also by some asshole countering my noob tube from across Terminal.

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>>29322785
wrecked.

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>>29322517
>not having a password
>not using incognito
>not erasing your history every night at the very least

nigga, you deserve it

>>29322783
I would much rather have mom find my porn because my porn tastes all involve heterosexual penetrative sex without extra kinks. That way, she just knows that I like normie porn, and it's not like she would expect me to completely avoid it. Pony, though. Pony is weird shit.

>>29322701
wait what, really?

Fuck.

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>>29322953
Get out

>>29322953
the normie reveals himself

>>29322352
You need to be 18 or older to use this site.

>>29322352
how old are you? 12?

>>29322352
Why do you fags always have your screens facing the door?

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This is why you move out.

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It was me, Anon! I was the one that made the noise! It was meeeeeee!

>>29322517
If you have a computer of your own, then you should immediately establish to your peers that looking through your files without your consent is just as bad as reading through someones diary. An absolute no-go.

And that's why you should put a password on it and tell your parents to go and make love to themselves when they demand from you to give up your right for privacy.

>>29322783
But porn is so much easier to explain
"I just wanted to fap to some nice looking girls. Like everyone else."

As opposed to watching MLP
"Uh...it's cute ponies doing cute things. I really like that. N-no, I am not gay...I know that it is a show for little girls...no, I am not one of those brony creeps, I promise!"

>>29322425
This.

Hell my mother once thought of it as another anime.

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>>29322550
How Christian was your family?

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>>29322953
I think I spanked more to anime than my usual handholding missionary sex.

Man, threads like this make me glad that I have parents that just don't give a fuck. Don't get me wrong, they're a lovely family, they just let me do whatever I want and don't judge in the slightest.

Bump to find out what happens to OP

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>>29322352
>another 'this didn't actually happen XD' thread
seriously, is it another 3 day weekend for the kids or something?

>>29322352
>playing cawadoody
>living at home
>being underage
you'll be fine when you move out and get a real job kid

>>29324408
Nah man, a bunch of us we're in the Discord voice chat with him and can vouch that it did actually happen.

>>29324826
Oh man brodude, oh man homeslice
that's some major suckage right there, dudeman

Say, did you guys get the chem homework for 3rd period, I totally spaced and forgot!

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>>29322352
>Not installing tripwires and IEDs around your door

>>29324871
Dude, bruh I totally forgot about the chem homework. Man my folks are gonna kill me bro.

>>29322403
>MW2 master race
And Brasil is white.

>>29322352
>MW2
>not deleting browser history
Please don't tell me you use Win10, too.

>>29322352
>apply finger to trigger and squeeze

being found out is not a big fucking deal, just don't initiate the discussion, let them start it if they do at all

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>>29322352
>Walks away without saying anything
thats the worst

he might never bring that topic up again
but deep deep inside of him something died
you messed up

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>>29323469
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>29322550
>sent to therapy
>because of a fucking cartoon
Normalfags should be gassed.

>>29322352
Red Harambe

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>>29326914
Is this some advanced form of shitposting or did you just come straight from reddit?

>>29322352
I call bullshit on this one. Mw2 has been dead for over a decade

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>ITT: Children still living with their parents.

>>29322431
If he does bring it up play it off as searching for cancer or a joke/dare by friends.

"Hey anon put up an episode of that horsefucking cartoon, mlp, on your second screen while playing!"
"Ew why would I do that"
"Do it for the memes pussy"
"You're a faggot, but I'll do it,watch this"
"Haha, I hope your dad doesn't cone in, that would be awkward!"

A believable conversation. You get the idea.

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>>29323469
Spoiler that shit nigger there are children here!!!

>>29327884
I'm in my 30s and I still live with my parents.

But at least they know to keep the fuck out of my computer. I don't even have to use a password.

>>29327970
Are you at least working?

>>29328006
Nope, I get autism bux.

>>29327884
Have...have they seen the full pic of your background?

>>29328040

Why do you feel like earning money for nothing is a good thing?

>>29328040
Well you're competent enough to read and type.
Stop making excuses for yourself and contribute to society, neckbeard.

>>29327884
>apple sticker
>no Rarity for your m6 display
>single monitor
I don't know why this makes me kinda buttmad, but it does

>>29322356
/mlp/ has a discord?

>>29327884
Why would I move out? I mean, once I've finished university I'll get a job, but I don't really have reasons to move out, unless my hypothetical job was too far away from home. The house I live in now has plenty of space, I never argue with my parents, I have my space, meals cooked and everything. Moving out would mean being alone 24/7, spending more money and getting depression.

>>29331143
Discord ruined /mlp/ and 4chan in general.
Otherwise, it's a very nice thing.

>>29322517
>..how is your writing coming?
"I have over twenty thousand views. What have you done recently?"

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>>29331143
Well yeah, we have to have one, you know, for all the kids.

The kids like the discord thing.
They're all like 'I don't not even use the skype anymore, grampa, I only tweetcord my instavotes, +lol.'