I now say 'for realzies' by accident sometimes IRL.

I can't talk about fallout while I'm drunk any more because I consistently replace "vault" with "stable" and sometimes "Manhattan" with "Manehattan"

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>>29320702
That's how the sirens get you, you stick it in the fishpussy(Which is objectively better than horsepussy) and BAM! you're under their spell.

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>>29320702
>by accident
Step it the fuck up, senpai.

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>>29320702
>by accident

>>29320702
I say nigger, kike and faggot by accident

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>>29320755
Does anyone get offended?

Kek

>>29320808
maybe hes black

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>>29320702
>that one time you say everypony
>>29320721
Fish don't have vaginas though.

>>29320808
I get strange looks
luckily I say those things not as loud
but sometimes I have to stop myself within the sentence so it seems like stuttering

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>>29320820
Pretty sure calling Schlomo a kike to his face would still rustle his jimmies.

>>29320835
doesnt matter if youre black.

>>29320820
>>29320835
being jewish and black would be so nice

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>>29320828
We're specifically talking about Dolphin(Mammals yeah yeah) pussy of course, which is a fair assumption since sirens are supposed to lure men.

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>>29320849

>>29320854
sirens lure men with their voice, not their fish cloaca.

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>>29320869
I'd be lured by the poof to be quite honest

>>29320862
I could insult anyone anytime I please
damn =(

>>29320715
"Manehattan" gets me from time to time. It's an easy trip-up. One time I slipped up and said "parasprite" too.

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>>29320869
These aren't regular sirens though, they are from equestria, the realm of sluts. Pic related.

>>29320935
She's a slut but she's a high class slut.

>>29320828
>that one time you say everypony

Its 'nopony' that gets me.

>>29320702
You have autism.
But you probably knew that already, so whats wrong?

>>29320854
I want to make lots of babies with Sonata.

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>>29320702
>Say "What in the hay?" by accident IRL
>Everyone is unto me about watching the show


FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>29323579
That's not really easy or possible to slip up. When has anyone ever said 'what the hay' in 4chan? Never. They've maybe said it 1-5 times on the show. Don't be an attention seeking faggot and they won't ""catch on"".

>>29323610
"what the hay" was used in the sunday comic "The Far Side" in lue of what the hell

>>29320919
Not pony related, but sometimes I have to legit remind myself it's "Las Vegas" instead of "New Vegas".

>>29323610
"What the hey" was a popular saying at some point and is probably where the show's version comes from.

>>29320755
I say "bitch nigga" by accident because of that "cry moar" image.

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I have found myself saying "yes indeedy". My waifu gets in my head sometimes.

>>29320954
until you get her behind the door, get the cheap makeup off, and realize she's Brittney Spears level white trailer trash from a small town

I almost said somepony once. Woulda sucked having to quit my job and all

>>29323625
I have a similar mistake
Everytime i talk about Los Angeles, i need to remind myself is LA, not LS

>>29323641
I say 'okie dokie lokie' all the time. Help me

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>>29320702
I edited a chapter feom my My Little Pony fanfiction to use in my college creative writing class, replacing every pony reference to human.

I missed an "anypony".

Everyone liked the story, but they were confused at the very odd typo.

>>29323748
okie dokie lokie artichokie was around before the show though

>>29320702
How many autism points do I get for calling everclear "everfree" while drunk?

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>>29323654
>"Get in my office Johnson. So, you watch ponies too?"

>>29324197
>there are 3 confirmed bronies at my work

>>29324208
My last job was like that, I had a lot of fun playing spot the horsefucker
New job has that but for closeted Republicans

>>29324167
Yes, but I'm pretty sure it was just okie dokie artichokie

>>29324246
>closeted republicans

Do you live in California or New York?

>>29324377
DC suburbs

>>29320702
I lost my job and drink all day because Berry Punch is my wiafu.

>>29324426
haha me too haha just because of my waifu not because I'm a depressive shit hahahahahahaha

>>29324426
>>29324448
Guns exist, just use one to off yourselves so we don't have to deal with you anymore.

>>29324372
but what does lokie mean?

>>29324541
Norse lore of a jokster god.

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>>29324551

>>29320721
Fishpussy is best pussy

>>29323625
To be fair, "New Vegas" flows better

>>29320833
"I said...
...
....
.....
biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch"

>>29324933
w...wh...why y...you g...got..gotta b...be... such a b.. bi... biii... biiiiiiittch

>>29324933
Thanks key/peele

>>29324171
Who cares? You drink Everclear.

>>29320721
>>29320828
>>29320854
The sirens are more like a cross between dragons and hippopotamusses. They'd have pussies. For one I believe they can shapeshift between pony and non-pony form.

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>>29324933

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>>29323651
>"How do I look without making darling?"

>>29324933
>>29325392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LGEiIL1__s

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>>29325514

>>29325514
I want to pop those zits and apply the pus as mayonnaise to my sandwich.

>>29325514
Like someone who doesn't know they're allergic to cosmetics.

I used to talk like the rugrats for years after the show ended, and now its starting to happen with pony now.

I did say cloudsdale horses when I was talking about budweiser but I tried to say it in a horrible Scottish accent ao no one gave it any thought.

>>29320702
I've literally done that my whole life.

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>>29325458
I want to believe that this creature has a pussy I can fuck, and damn it, I'm going to believe it.

>>29326467

Of coarse she does.

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>>29320702

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>>29324246
>>29324377
>>29324412
>mfw I live in NY
>mfw I live in a conservative part like Suffolk County
>Boss is racist as fuck and doesn't give two shits

I'm talking literally /pol/-tier

Not really slip ups but when I fuck up or do something spaghetti related, Mentally Advanced Series Twilight narrates my thoughts.

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>>29320862

Black Jew, you say?

>>29320715
i have the manehatten problem more in text but thats possibly only because i never mention manhatten in voice

>>29320849
DAS RIGHT

>>29320702
For realzies?