I see a lot of comments on Derpibooru and on this board, that shun the shit out of pubic hair like it's evil. Are bronies really that into prepubescent girls? I mean, real life ponies are covered in hair/fur, wtf?
Pubic hair is gross, and I'm not into prepubescent girls whatsoever. I just want my ponies smooth and silky, not gross and coarse.
>>29316050
There's nothing wrong with the greasy pungent smell of lady bush.
>>29316065
There is everything wrong with it.
Why are pubicfags also eqgfags?
>>29316042
I'm not a fan of pubes.
I like eating girls out and I don't want to get hair in my teeth. And overall, it makes them seem to masculine for me.
>>29316065
>greasy
>pungent
>smell of lady bush
That's everything wrong with it.
>>29316042
>mfw I've read "public hair" instead
ITT what separates the boys from the men
Nothing like a warm bed of girlfuzz to nuzzle and caress.
>>29316042
sauce?
>>29316130
I can deal with some fur but just keep it trimmed and well kept. Not wild like a bush.
>>29316042
I can only accept pubic hair on Tree Hugger since i woudn't believe that she's a hippie if she's shaven.
Mares have clean non hairy pussy.
However, they die super easily and contract infections easier.
This is why we have that awful hair down there. It is annoying but it is there for a reason.
If you don't believe try shaving your pubes and see how horrible it feels.
Not like most of us will ever have sex, that is.
>>29316042
>4chan
>pedos
Pick two.
>>29316237
Shh... don't use the p-word, you'll trigger them.
>>29316042
I blame porn and this generation's habit of defaulting to shaving everything.
I miss dating chicks with a little bit of bush, but I haven't run into that since that one girl in college who was taking forestry and environmental science.
I prefer shaven, makes it look clean
or at least have it well trimmed, like a landing strip or a "soul patch"
not to mention that women shave their legs and arm pits all the time too
the lack of visual hair is a sign of youth and virility on the women, making them more attractive to the men who are biologically driven (for the most part) towards young and healthy looking women to produce the next generation
the fact that women can become pregnant as early as 10 (and in very rare cases, younger) is a left over biological survival mechanism that is still with us to this day
why else do men and women start developing so early whereas their brains are still immature until their 20's?
so technically, hebephilia is also a left over survival mechanism from when our species would rarely live past 30
even back in the Renaissance era, girls (and boys) were bring married off at such an early age
it wasn't until "recently" that being sexually attracted to young girls (early teens) became socially unacceptable
tl;dr
we're biologically programmed to want to sex the youthful looking ones
>>29316319
Shaving pubes is a fucking meme from companies to sell more razors, shaving creams and that shit.
It is actually very bad for your regions.
fur >>>>>>>>>>>>>> bare skin > hair
>>29316042
It's gotta be a good muff.
>>29316454
In a funny side effect however pubic lice has almost vanished in the US due to shaving.
>>29316454
>>29316744
THIS, its fucking gross. Its like not trimming your nails, brushing your teeth or shaving your beard.
Its unhygienic. Quite being a fucking mongrel and accept that the human body isn't perfect and needs to be maintained.
You remind me of those god awful feminists that refuse to shave there armpit hair and even dye it some special snowflake color. Jesus Christ.
>>29316042
>I mean, real life ponies are covered in hair/fur, wtf?
Real life ponies also stink and are stupid. Having the best genitalia under the sun doesn't excuse them.
reminder
2d>3d
>>29316821
I can't fuck a piece of flash animation though.
I honestly would rather wash the mare and fuck her afterwards.
>>29316744
>17th - 18th century
Shaved pubes used to be a thing only prostitutes did for this very reason.
And since they were almost universally "young", the baldness became something of a fashion b/c younger is gooder or whatevs.
Then it kind of went away for a bit, and now it's back again.It also started a fashion involving pubic wigs.
Pubes are like cake.
All cake is delicious. I will happily eay any cake b/c cake is awesome.
My favourite cake is plain sweet sponge.
Given the choice of cakes I will choose that every time.
However, this will not stop me from eating and enjoying a huge gateau with multiple toppings all over it.
I'll be wishing it was sponge though....
>>29316752
It increases the rate of STD transmission you moron. Trimming it the correct way to go, shaving is what's unhygienic.
>>29317786
>It increases the rate of STD transmission
lolno
stop fucking bitches with stds and it wouldn't matter.
>>29316042
Wow, /tv/ is everywhere
>>29316050
So you're into little boys instead?
>>29316042
I love some pubic hair myself. I wish more girls would skip shaving armpits too.
>>29316042
>Are bronies really that into prepubescent girls?
Yes.
>>29316359
>virility
You probably meant fertility. Virility is something completely different.
>posting shitfuckstria crap
DIE mother fucker
FILTERED BANNED SAGED
>>29318380
>shitfuckstria
that's surprisinlgy poetic.
>>29316042
I like it because it's just different from the norm. Seeing the same shaved cunts every day is boring. Seeing ones with hair on them is out of the ordinary. It's interesting.
It does suffer since it's not popular, so searching for hair specifically usually ends you up with fetish all-natural 70s bush shit. But I like it when I see it incidentally. Maintained but not absent.
>>29316821
>best genitalia under the sun
>not dolphins
>>29316042
Maybe it's because her pubes accupy a space that's 35% the width of her hips.
I shave my pubes because it makes my dick look better.
To each there own.
>>29316042
>Are bronies really that into prepubescent girls?
I can't speak for everybody, I know I sure as hell am.
>>29319175
I expected flurry heart.
Pubic hair is nasty. It's what catches all the outflow of the vagina.
>>29319180
Sorry, anon. Even a pedophile like me has standards.
>>29319185
>implying that's not the best part
Pubic hair is the worst hair. Like there is no redeeming factor about it whatsoever. It's just a mess, a thicket that needs suppressed.
Pubic fluff is so fucking hot.
>>29319552
Holy fuck, is there more like this? What's the name of this mare?
>>29316042
"PHILLIP!!"
"LILLIAN!!"
>>29316927
Anon, that is a dreadful simile
>>29316042
A small maybe medium amount is okay
>>29319573
God I love this, I can't believe I've gone so long without seeing these. Thank you for opening my eyes.
>>29316042
Can I find one that doesn't have the censors?
>>29319564
Is that real?
>>29316752
How come I don't have to shave my armpits, though?
>>29319660
>Is that real?
yea, it is from the episode "Naked Tommy".
Too bad nick didn't have the balls to show them anatomically correct
>>29316042
>>29316821
>>29318709
Curious though. Horses and pretty much every other animal out there DO NOT have hair on their genitalia. Only disgusting smoothapes have fuckpart hair.
Fluffy mares is the thinking man's fetish.
>>29316094
It's a dashfag, their used to greasy-pungent lady bushes
>>29319175
The fuck is wrong with sweeties ear.
>>29319950
Piercings.
>>29316042
When are they going to start homogenizing pinkie pie and polly ester. My penile hose would be most appreciative.
>>29319732
Probably has to do with us being upright.
Assuming that pubic hair serves the same function as eyebrows, most animals would have tails to serve the same function.
>>29320314
Pubic hair serves to keep the genitalia warm and insulated, not as an aid to your balance. It's largely vestigial at this point, what with clothes and air conditioning and all that, but there it is.
>>29319619
Floor Bored is pretty great.
>>29316927
>Pubes are like cake.
>All cake is delicious.
oh that clears it up beautifully
cake sucks
it's only halfway decent because people cover in frosting, which also sucks to eat by itself if you're older than 10
so yeah, I guess pubes suck
>>29320377
>doesn't like cake
>doesn't like bush
If you want help ending your joyless existence, I'm here for you, Anon.
>>29320362
>to aid your balance
Nigger what
Not that anon but pretty sure he meant that pubes keep your junk safe from dirt etc, like your eyebrows do for your eyes
>>29320449
>pretty sure he meant that pubes keep your junk safe from dirt etc
>>29320314
>most animals would have tails to serve the same function
Animals have tails for balance, and people who shave their eyebrows off entirely sometimes happen to become unbalanced. My little brother did it years ago and it was funny as shit.
>>29320476
>and people who shave their eyebrows off entirely sometimes happen to become unbalanced. My little brother did it years ago and it was funny as shit.
Were his pubes fucking steel cables?
>>29320476
>actually implying that eyebrows affect your balance
>>29320476
>Animals have tails for balance
>body parts can only serve a single function
>>29320502
Hm. You're right. I just now looked it up and couldn't find any link between eyebrows and balance within thirty seconds. Guess he got all "can't walk so good" for an unrelated reason. My bad, anon.
Still don't know what point >>29320314 was trying to make, though.
>>29320522
it's okay but how fucking dense can you be lol
eyebrows shield your eyes from sweat
pubes (and tails in animals) shield you genitalia from sweat and other dirt
>>29320533
Education is a continuous process, anon. I still have a whole lot of misinformation in my head that I haven't even thought about. I'd bet money that you do, as well. I'm glad that a horse thread on 4chom was able to help me fix part of it.
>>29316165
fair enough desu
>>29320371
Damn, I'd waifu the fuck outta that if I didn't already have one.
>>29320476
>Animals have tails for balance
horses use them to swat away bugs, and im sure it helps keep junk out of their junk.
>people who shave their eyebrows off entirely sometimes happen to become unbalanced
probably due to the excess dust entering their eyes.
Pubes are the best.
http://i.imgur.com/HTZx0RP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/c1YQJbd.jpg
>>29316317
>I-I'm not a pedo
>I-I'm a hebephile!
My fucking sides every time.
>>29320264
>Polly Esther
Dude, watch it. Your age is showing.
>>29321146
>>29316317
its true though, you see this with sites like derpibooru and r34phael banning loli due to questionable legality even though :A its not illegal and B: there are fucking tons of underage girls still, its just that they have boobs, like somehow sailor moon who is fucking 14 doesn't count as cp but sakura, who is 13, does, all because of bodily differences. the whole shit show is a joke. its just drawn images, but you fags and these mods will find a way to be holider than thou, just like hfoundry and every other public porn site. the true death will come if Xhentai or hitomila ever die.
>>29316042
Take your fucking EqG/anthrofag garbage and get out. This isn't pony related and nobody wants you here. Fuck off.
>>29319206
is she still alive here?
>>29319795
>>29321118
>3DPD
>>29321347
mmmyou seem to be the only one who has a problem with it
>>29321118
>that first pic
>>29319835
*they're
Retard lol
I like the public fluff tag. I miss Killryde in that respect.
what about pubic braiding?
>>29321647
https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=artist%3Akillryde%2C+pubic+fluff
>7 pics
are you thinking of the right artist
>>29321564
>>29321624
Oh sorry, here's something more your speed. Nice and shaved; look how sexy she is!
http://i.imgur.com/XBpnF0a.jpg
I want to press my face against a fluffy mare's musky crotch and inhale deeply
>>29321692
>she
>>29321686
Yeah. He drew EG girls with pubic fluff. It's all tagged with pubic hair in derpi doe.
>>29321692
you missed the point entirely
>>29316042
Pubic hair is one of the purest style of a women's crotch out there. Shaved is still nice, but a nicely trimmed bush is preferable. I fancy when a women is sporting a gentleman's cut. >pic related.
>>29319686
Nick's never had balls. There I said it!
>>29321323
>r34phael
Seven years. Seven goddamned years an I never got that r34's url is a reference to Raphael. Kinda obtuse way of going about it, but still. I wonder what inspired that?
>>29320476
So, is pubic hair what keeps my dick balanced?
>>29322826
Yes
>>29321118
jesus fuck on toast, you 3dpd/humanfuckers are fucking gross
get the actual fucking hell of this pony board you astonishing faggots
Has anyone here ever actually had sex
>>29316145
this desu, hell if you're a dude keep that shit trimmed
>>29316359
>so technically, hebephilia is also a left over survival mechanism from when our species would rarely live past 30
this never happened. If you look at the survival rate past childhood, humans have gained maybe 10-15 years from being technologically advanced, and most of that is just us hooking dead people up to machines to make them "live" longer. The reason the average lifespan is so low in third world countries/the past is that you have a bunch of people with ages between 1 second and 1 year fucking up the lower end of the statistic.
>>29324441
it has to do with basic hygiene and whether or not you lived in the slums back then
the upper classes lived longer because they could afford such luxuries and weren't surrounded by literal shit and other filth all the time
they HAD to have so many kids because of the mortality rate of children due to lack of proper health care
if you were in your 40's back then (when your children would be adults and taken over the family business) you were a drain on your family and had better hope they didn't smother you in your sleep or flat out die due to bordem
>>29324418
I managed to 6 years ago.
Grillfriend had pubes. I didnt care. I told her i wouldnt eat her out if she didnt keep it tidy or shaven down there. Sex-wise, you really arent going to notice much of a difference pube or no pubes.
>>29324418
had semi-regular sex until I started jerking off to horses, at the end of the day pussy is pussy, it feels slightly better than your hand no matter what
I used a vaccum cleaner and let me tell you, that I now know I should have been using one YEARS ago
I hadn't cum that hard in a while
"meme face of when you nut but she still sucking".jpg
damn, now I need to make an attachment so I can put my Mary on it
imagine the suction power of horse vag!
>>29325095
Godspeed, anon. Godspeed.
>>29325095
use the brush attachment on your balls
>>29316042
>liking bushie pussies
We are no more in the 70s, you know?
>>29325095
make sure it's a wet dry vac, because you're gonna have to use a lot of lube
>>29324418
Once. I wasn't impressed, but then, she was a fat 19-year old slut with three kids.
>>29324418
no
I'm 19
how pathetic am I