What exactly do you think a Shimjob is, and is there a mortal

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>>29312882
We mustn't reveal Shimmy Rimmy's secrets

Literal bacon, still sizzling. I think there could be a few people who were conscious, but only those with great pain tolerance.

Shimmy's new empath power makes me cum loads when I think of her losing control of her powers mid-coitus and being unable to stop herself from feeling the absolute ectasy I feel while being with her, just before she realizes she /wants/ to get lost in feeling what I'm feeling, experiencing my climax personally via her powers just before she snaps back into her own mind and realizes she experienced her own simultaneously.

>>29312882
From the archives:
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29214060/#29222331
"...It's a specialty service that carries a hefty fee, involves some prep work, and which has a list of ingredients that includes a pair of horses (one stallion, one mare), muscle relaxants, eggs, garbage bags, butter or margarine, a 55 gallon of lubrication, and a defibrillator (just in case)."

Judging by what ingredients are mentioned, I have a feeling that aspects of bestiality, WAM, and heartplay are involved. I dare not imagine any further.

>>29313932
>heartplay
W-what?

>>29314040
>"Maybe I'll cuck you."
"pls no"
>"Just kidding!"
"Why do you play with my heart so?"

>>29314040
Hmm... Did you ever see that movie "Flatliners"?

>>29314066
>this kills the anon

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How much for a Shimjob?

>>29314040
Stop your heart
Fuck your dead body
Then revive you

>>29314566
All my love.

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