RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

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Things happening right now:

>Porn-star Anon foal-sits teenage Flurry Heart; fucks teenage Flurry Heart. Cadence is proud of her daughter.
>Anons having a mature and adult response to waifu-stealing hussies
>Catpones
>Something something RGRE

>>29294197
Should I make a pastebin for these? Should I namefag? I'm new to writefagging

>>29294295
Go for it. Try coming up with a name for yourself by using the subject of your first green.

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>>29294260
Plump hugs.

>>29294260
>Pone and Anon are friends
>She has a colt
>Anon and the little shit get along great
>Mom worries that Anon's unstallionlike behavior may be a bad influence on her son
>Before she tries to confront Anon about it and potentially damage her friendship, she asks a few of her friends for advice
>They all have wildly different answers for her

>>29294320
But the mother was too late.
He had already seen everything.

>>29294295
Got gud first. Write a few more stories and see if you want to continue. Too many writefags pick up a name after just one thread, find themselves stuck in writer's block, and lose motivation to continue.

>>29294376
>>29294304
I might just pick up a tripcode, but that's a bit unimaginative. But what about the pastebin?

>>29294381
Just make a username up, it doesn't have to be good.
I used waterapple as a username because I had recently had a bottle of water that tasted like apple IIRC.

>>29294320
>The colt is actually an Anonpone

>>29291372
To the anon who wrote the neat "Pinkie pity-fucks Anon" green last thread, a little feedback:
> Overall, pretty good. Kept me interested
> It's "orgasm", not "orgasym". Try writing your green in something that has a spell check built in (i.e, not notepad.exe) and you will do much better. Lots of little grammar and spelling mistakes can wreck an otherwise good story, and they're so easy to detect/fix in this day and age.
> AJ as lie detector was neat
> Anon throwing out stinky cum-napkins was gross even for humans, undeserving of his "9 out of 10 physically, maybe even a 10 out of 10" self-rating. Same with chugging rum. It would have probably been better if being a natural well-mannered and good-looking human was gross, rather than him actually having gross manners or doing things not conducive to remaining a top-tier dude.
> Pinkie didn't really talk much like Pinkie. It was tolerable but it would have really helped to Pinkie-fy her dialogue a little bit.
> Anon cumming in seconds during oral is... pretty unlikely. Maybe the problem should have instead been that he lasted too long and it got boring for her. That's pretty often the case in real life for oral sex both ways.
> Put it on a pastebin, man

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Are there any Ponko-focused RGRE stories? I looked on that there archive and none of them jumped out at me.

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I really should start working on my Fluttershy story.

>>29294603
>Pinkie invites Anon to a party she's throwing
>Turns out the party was a Bachelorette party, and he wasn't invited so much as hired as a stripper
>He skimmed the invite
>The only way for Panko to salvage the night and ensure everybody has the best possible partying experience, she's gotta help Anon shake off some inhibitions

>>29294295
>>29294304
>>29294376
>>29294381
>>29294449
http://pastebin.com/cRBn1ihu
Pastebin is up, I'm still clueless as far as a name goes
I'll try and write a little more tonight

>>29294696
just make sure its something that would raise a fe eyebrows if said as an actual name in public.

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>>29294696
i dub thee OG Mudpone after my late nigga, bless his heart.

>>29294713
no. he shall be.
uber faggot the third, son of pone fucker.

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>>29294713
Fucking KEK, I'll take it. I watched some of that nigga's pornos, he's cum-scream jesus hahahaha

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>>29294724
ayy, you like it!

>>29294724
>>29294713 (bless your soul anon, this name is godly)
>>29294696
>>29294723 (thank you too bro)
>It's been about an hour or two since you were thrown into some random room
>You could hear some muffled voices outside arguing for the better part of the last half hour
>You think you heard "No, we can't kill him!" a couple times
>That worried you quite a bit.
>But you could do nothing but listen, unfortunately
>After what seemed like an eternity, the door to your room creaks open
>Cadence walks in, with Shining by her side, along with a couple of guards
>Shining is staring you down, hard.
>Cadence speaks up:
>"No matter how much Shining would like to see you mysteriously disappear, we've decided that the best course of action would be to marry you to our daughter, Flurry Heart."
>youregonnawhatnow
"I'm- what? I'm marrying her?"
>Cadence chuckles
>"Unless you'd prefer the... detailed idea that Shining came up with."
>Shining interjects
>"Please choose my ide- Oof!"
>He's interrupted by Cadence's hoof hitting his side
>"Ow.."
>Cadence clears her throat, and continues
>"The wedding is tomorrow. You may sleep in one of the royal bedrooms, but be warned, there will be guards outside if you try to escape. Sound like a plan?"
>You didn't really have much choice here, did you?
"Uh.. Yeah, sure.."
>A wedding sure beats whatever Shining has in store for you.
>Shining seems satisfied, and turns to leave.
>The guards follow suit, and it's only you and Cadence left in the room
>"Now, Anon, I'm sure this isn't exactly what you want, but I'm sure everything will work out fine! My daughter is a eccentric mare, and you're quite the unusual stallion, so I'm sure you'll get along perfectly! She already seems to love you with all her heart, after all."
>She smiles
>"I'm proud of her for getting such an ideal mate. She seemed rather hopeless before now!"
>She notices your lack of response
>"Oh, brighten up, Anon! You're marrying royalty!"
>You guess she does have a point...

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>>29294863
>"Trust me, the wedding will be fun! Be ready bright and early tomorrow, Anon!"
>She walks right out, and you see the guards return.
>"We are to escort you to your room. Follow us."
>Did they just speak in unison?
>Okay, that was kinda creepy...
>You follow them into a bedroom, and once you're inside they shut the door
>You hear the *click* of them locking it, too.
>You lie down in the rather lavish and can't help but think about your situation
>You? Marrying somepony? It sounded ridiculous.
>But, you suppose there are worse people you could marry
>Flurry was pretty hot, after all...
>And royalty.
>You'd just have to wait and see how this whole 'marriage' thing goes down...
>You let out a dejected sigh
>Tomorrow is gonna be a looong day.

okay, that's actually all for tonight. Feedback and ideas are encouraged everypony. Also, the Urban Dictionary definition for OG Mudbone is pretty fitting: OG Mudbone is the porn star in the popular websites freaksofcocks and fuckedupfacials.com. He largely popular due mainly to his fourteen inch fucking atrocity of a >horse cock. which he uses to drench the women costars of his pornos with half gallon loads of semen. you can be sure that it is OG Mudbone from his grizizzle and his obnoxiously loud orgasm sounds.

>>29294909
>You lie down in the rather lavish *bed
fuck I cant type tonight

/r/ing green of Rainbow Dash dominated Anon w/ petplay

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>>29294909
oh shit consummatin dat marriage

>>29294909
So no comment about Flurry raping Anon?

>>29294920
>petplay
Will it also be gay and include marital problems?

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Alright, so apparently the CIA themselves might have just confirmed humans have some legit X-Com tier mind abilities, which can be trained and bettered with practice.

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00789R002600360002-3.pdf

Like, magic ain't got shit on us.

>>29294863
>>29294909
>>29294915
>i helped in the creation of a wrightfags name
what is this warm feeling in my chest.

>>29295058
i think the whole "train your chi" thing from the east could be a sort of primitive version of it.

>>29295058
Well, gosh, if the CIA says it, it must be true.

>>29295084
Considering they released some 12 million documents on it after dozens of years of research and tens of millions of dollars, I'd be more inclined to believe them over you.

>>29294863
>>"Please choose my ide- Oof!"
>>He's interrupted by Cadence's hoof hitting his side
>>"Ow.."
Ehh... I don't want to be "that guy", but I'm not super feeling the RGRE aspect. Other than that I'm enjoying what you're writing. You know how to navigate the English language, which is more than I can say about a lot of people.

>>29295102
Huh?

Oh, yeah dude, sure, your government wouldn't lie to you.

>>29295084
Yeah. The American government and its agencies never lie or mislead, right?

>>29294909
I think I would have liked to see Cadance's perspective during this, and how she finagled the whole marriage thing.
Although
> The wedding is tomorrow
Flurry is pregnant, isn't she? Got to give that time of conception have plausible deniability.

As for >>29294949
I guess ponies just assumed that Anon, being a porn star, initiated any sexual interactions. Fleeing the scene certainly doesn't help his case any.

When Shining put out those wanted posters, though, that might have unintended consequences. To your average pony, it sounds like Anon fled the palace, only to be captured and forced to marry the teenaged Crown Princess. The same Anon who is a fairly famous porn star. Clearly, the royal family is spoiling their daughter, abducting the sexiest stallion to be her husband. Just as clearly, he is unwilling, and will no doubt be the victim of plenty of marital rape. There may be rumors of Cadance casting a love spell on Anon so he is nice and docile for Flurry.

Protests spring up at the palace gates, decrying the violation of a stallion's rights.

Celestia and Luna are brought in to investigate these accusations, and find out about the truth of what happened that night. How do Shining and Cadance handle it?

>>29294909
Force the daughter of the princess to marry the porn star that she raped?
Of course! That'll make the controversy totally go away.

>>29295122
>declassified from the 60s and 70s
Just keep shitposting at me, senpai.

>>29295157
The most trustworthy decades in US government history.

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sheeiiiiit

>>29295174
damn
good thing it goes back even further than decades

>American government
Trustworthy source of information.
>"magic is real you guys"
Seems legit. Oh, sorry; "Unexplained Mental Phenomena".

Wow, so many scientists in this thread.

>>29295184
>"We don't know how it happens and science isn't helping, so fuck looking for proof that this is real. It sometimes gives accurate results and that's good enough for me, dammit."

>>29295184
>When you want magic to be real this badly

>>29295214
Sounds more like they want to redirect funding for proof to funding for results.

>>29295223
Sounds more like they want to keep the money rolling in for a bullshit project that's literally the easiest job ever.

>>29295229
No, shut up. Magic is totally real, you don't even know. Sometimes the people they tested can guess things about a thing and that means they're psychic.

>>29295229
Explain trump, heket and meme magic.

>>29295229
Or there may be things that are unexplainable and science really DOESN'T have the answer to every question in the universe.

>>29295263
Checkmate, atheists.

its happening

>>29295269
Like the mystery of how you continue to live despite not having a brain between your ears.

>>29295323
Damn, I've been told. How will I ever recover.

>>29295269
Like ghosts, and big foots, and the scary swamp monsters that only exist in really blurry photographs

Remember when we used to RGRE?

>>29295358
it was never rgre

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>>29295362
>RGRE not RGRE enough
Jesus take the wheel

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GIMME THE LEWD COUGAR MILLENNIA OLD PRINCESSES

Or are they just considered predators in an rgr world? Because fuck would that be sad, never able to take a lover or the populace would think they're disgusting.

>>29295415
/r/ that song, I can't find it

>>29295456
what
what song
you talking about the little girls song

>>29295463
Day and night~

>>29295456
>>29295463

I think he men't this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrDfSZ_6f4U

>>29295456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrDfSZ_6f4U

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>>29295479
>>29295485
>music
>implying

>>29295495
Fite me, filly.

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>>29295495
Incoming if it isn't metal or dad-rock it isn't music vs. don't lump in rap with hip-hop shitposting
Good, I was wondering what this thread's topic would be

>>29295479
>>29295485
I don't think that's the song m8. Anon is singing: "Day and night" not "Day 'n nite"

Also
>Rapping in front of Royalty
Respect my waifu fagets

>>29295519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNkQMtZAMAw

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I want to pank a teen ponk until she's teenagehorsepregnant

>>29295519
>not listening to screaming and thrash
You have to be this Heretical to post

>>29294603
A few I think, but not many, because she's hard to write well.

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>>29295573
I want to do this except with Fluttershy.

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>>29295583
Well fuck. Any of them any good, at least?

>>29295139
>When Shining put out those wanted posters, though, that might have unintended consequences. To your average pony, it sounds like Anon fled the palace, only to be captured and forced to marry the teenaged Crown Princess. The same Anon who is a fairly famous porn star. Clearly, the royal family is spoiling their daughter, abducting the sexiest stallion to be her husband. Just as clearly, he is unwilling, and will no doubt be the victim of plenty of marital rape. There may be rumors of Cadance casting a love spell on Anon so he is nice and docile for Flurry.
>Protests spring up at the palace gates, decrying the violation of a stallion's rights.
>Celestia and Luna are brought in to investigate these accusations, and find out about the truth of what happened that night. How do Shining and Cadance handle it?

Dude YES, I really want to see that shit.

>>29295619
Ok so we know what appul was like as a teen but what about the others? I can see Rainbow Dash being kind of an awkward dork trying to look cool going through her adolescent phase. Rarity probably got braces at some point

>>29295691
>awkward as fuck teenage mane 6
yes. all of the yes, so much can be done with this.

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>>29295691
>Rarity probably got braces at some point
What's this based on?
I can get the Rainbow thing since she is a secret nerd in canon, but is there a trope or something about fancy people and braces at adolescence?

>>29295794
Braces help readjust your teeth and helps you look better in life, but makes you look horrible when you have them on.
So maybe some people think that it's like an ugly duckling thing, they used to be undesirable but not they're hot and so on.

>>29294369
⎡everything⎦

>>29295911
but now they're hot*

Taking blood is very intimate to vamponies.
Kissing is not
Anon casually offers one his blood.
Her friend cheers her on.
She chickens out and kisses him out of embarrassment.
FORCED CUDDLES LATER

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>>29295794
IDK man it's just a silly little headcanon thing

>Glimglam tries some obedience spell on you
>You manage to avoid it
>Smack her shit out
>Grab her by the mane and keep on smacking her stupid face
>She tries to stop your hand with magic, break through it
>Keep on smacking Glimmy until her nose is broken and her cheek is busted open
>Leave her unconscious in the street
>Something something rgre

>>29295994
I'm waiting for someone to write about how Rarity had a goth phase.

>Goth Rarity calls people "darling" ironically
>Gets on well with Emo Pone from the previous thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejnSBdd5XIo
This song sounds like something a lonely mare may sing.
Would you let a mare be that lonely?

>>29296048
enough of this

>>29296055
The dubs demand it!

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>>29296060
>bring me a dream
I'm certainly not that, she must be looking for someone else

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>>29296048

>>29296060
I didn't know I needed gender-specific music with the genders switched around.

>>29296130
I often like to imagine what pones would think of songs as is, or with a genderflipped singer and/or lyrics.

>>29296060
>RGRE Ponyville is basically Hill Valley from BTTF in 1955

>"A stallion mayor? That'll be the day."

>Mares get flustered when stallions suck on lollipops that are the same colour of the mare's coat

>>29296048
>Twilight uses a comforting spell on you
>It makes you feel warmer and removes some aches and itches that otherwise normally plague you
>It also makes you feel cuddly and lethargic
>She cuddles your shit out
>Pet her mane and nuzzle her cute snootle
>Keep petting and cuddling her until you develop a closeness and friendship that leaves you trusting one another and eager to help each other
>She doesn't need to cast an obedience spell because you've become such close friends with her that you'd do whatever she wanted to help a friend in need
>She tells you she's in heat and needs to fuck the shit out of you
>something something rgre

>>29296156
>Grab one of each and stuff them in your mouth.
>Dash has to walk around the rest of the day thanks to her wingboners

>>29296171
Don't be starting anything, Anon. I don't give a shit about mind control, but the autists here will get real real angry if you keep this up. You know they can't see something they don't like and just leave it alone.

>>29296188
What? I'm striking a canonical foil between Twilight and Starlight. Twilight gets things she wants through the magic of friendship, and Starlight tries to force things to happen herself. The former usually works and the latter does not.

>>29296204
Oh. Just a warning, then. The autists don't like things like mind control and they get really vocal when people post about it. And like the good Swedes we are, we bow down to the angry, violent minority.

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Why can't Twilight just be a lovable, socially awkward nerdvirgin eager for a hug? Why is she always a fucking villain?
RREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29296232
To be fair, Twilight has been portrayed more as a love interest (or at least a lovable nerd) in this thread more than a villain. Stories where she's a villain are usually pretty ooc.

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Would mare's be put off by not being the only sexually aggressive one in a relationship?

>>29296275
Maybe she thinks Anon is promiscuous (being so eager for sex, as he is) and worries that he'll cheat on her because he isn't satisfied with her.

>>29294909
This guy has more fucked up teeth than I do.

>>29296171
Instead of a spell, how about:

>In defiance of Anon's alien and decidedly unhorsey nature, he is not immune to pony pheromones
>Why? A magic tree said so.
>They usually make him feel extra cuddly
>That no sense of personal space thing they have going on is literally infectious
>He he once told Twiggles that humans don't experience Heat
>Then he found out that he does now
>When he's around the mares and they get all hot and bothered, so does he
>More so than usual anyway.

>Ponies aren't immune to Anon's scent either
>That Tree is devious meddling motherfucker

>>29295668
This! It would make it RGRE enough easily.

>29296215
>implying the thread likes you rape glam shit and its a minority that doesn't
Kek

>>29296232
Because Twifuckers are obsessed with putting her front an center in stories, instead of you know, anyone else.

>>29296363
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

>>29296311
Dubs have a chance at sexy times, but it is not RGRE enough.

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>>29296232
I know that feel, but I'd honestly prefer more Fluttershy or Rainbow.

>>29294560
>>29291372
I have similar but different feedback.

I prefer to write in a text editor that doesn't highlight spelling errors, because I don't want to get distracted fixing individual words and lines when I'm trying to write.
Once I have a chunk written, I run the spellcheck function (or if I had a different kind of text editor, I'd copy paste to something that had one).

I really liked the concept, and despite these comments, the errors weren't common enough to actually make it hard to read.
The basic structure wasn't bad, but the dialogue wasn't just un-ponk like (which I wouldn't care too much about at the moment), it was kind of stilted. Not even so bad that I can even engage my Writefags' Guild habit and pick it apart with a lot of suggestions. It's just something you'll have to practice. The best way to write very natural sounding, smooth-flowing dialogue is to read and write a lot.
One cute trick that can help though, is that once you have a chunk pre-written, you can read it aloud to yourself (in a full, clear voice, don't whisper or mumble). Hearing things out loud can really help you notice where something is bogged down.
Another primary criticism is that I didn't like how Pinkie is so straight-forward and clinical about her description of their night together; and I say that as a writer that often has to fight against making all my characters talk like trained engineers and logicians.
And aside from giving them a particular "voice" (often a tough task), I felt like all the other Mane Six were pretty in-character.
I was pretty amused by stuff like them thinking Anon would smell revolting, because they knew about the garbage incident. And also Twilight just assuming he was lying about the Internet. The time jumps were good.

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>>29296399
Why not both?

Birbherd when?

>>29296407
>>29294560

Feedback to the Anonymous with feedback:
Thanks for constructive story criticism. This thread needs more people like you.

However:
I don't see what's gross about throwing away used napkins?
They're inside a plastic bag when they go in the garbage. Only using the toilet or not fapping seem like the only cleaner options.
It's a lot less gross than keeping a sock around (which ponies would totally be able to smell), or even using a reusable rag once and laundering it, unless he did that immediately.

The Anon is describing himself physically with the 9 or 10 out of 10; not including behavior. (Though I do have a separate criticism that it's both unrealistic for him to jump that much, and gratingly boastful- though I can forgive the latter because he's talking to a pony that finds him ugly anyways, it's not like that kind of boast matters.)

A virgin coming in moments from a skilled blow job doesn't seem that odd to me.

>>29296407
>>29296461
Oh, and total agreement on "get a pastebin". I think you should get a name too.

>>29294909
Heh. Good name.
I'm unsure about the overnight royal shotgun wedding.
It seems like normally that's the right thing to do when a guy fucks somebody's daughter, but this is RGR.
On the other hand, the comments about her eccentricity help sell it. Cadance is secretly ecstatic that she found somebody that can not only stand her daughter, but likes being around her enough to get drunk and fuck.

I'm really sorry for not updating in a while, I'm just having the hardest time figuring out both a way to describe everything around the characters as well as the layout of the castle. I mean with the library it was easier to visualize, since it was so much smaller. The castle is absurdly large, and I have no idea what goes where.

Basically I'm getting writers block not because I don't know what to do next, but because i don't know where the fuck they are or where they need to go.

Sorry if this is a lot of excuses. I'm already trying to figure out how to fix the lack of descriptions/imagery as it is. Starting with a vague ass castle wasn't the best plan.

>>29296503
Who are you?

>>29296533
I've been missing for two threads, so that might explain how out of nowhere I am... uh, here?

http://pastebin.com/MADHxBfX

>>29295519
I dunno man. I wonder how much longer we'll keep seeing bullshit about the "unexplained mental phenomena".

>>29295691
Rainbow is already cocksure and competitive before she has her cutie mark. I see her as one of those people who never exactly grow up.

>>29295794
I think it's a trope:
Expensive procedure often done for primarily cosmetic purposes helps a) normalize that sort of thing for the recipient; b) makes them concentrate a lot much on their physical appearance, makes them want to make sure they never have to go through being so ugly again. Thus, make-up, false eyelashes, etc.

>>29296503
You just need to salt things with some physical details. You don't have to get too obsessive about like, where every single room is relative to every other one. They walk through a hall, talking, add in a note about the crystal chiming gently as they walk in beat with each other. They eat, mention what, and whether they're sitting next to or across from each other, and add occasional reminders to the reader that they're eating.

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>>29296503
NOT RGRE ENOUGH!!!

hey ASAP

Crosspostin' for quality

>>29290707
>>29290743

>>29296631
oh, hey memelord.

>>29296605
Yeah, I guess... although at this point I was more wondering, "If she wanted to tackle him, where is the closest couch? Or do I just have to have him be assaulted with butterfly kisses on the floor?"

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>>29296645
you remembered me!

>>29296084
>You sit alone in the bar today.
>Again.
>These ponies are on the tips of their hooves when they're around you.
>Maybe it's because they're scared.
>Maybe it's because they want nothing to do with you.
>Damn it all.
>You take a sip of the whiskey you've been nursing.
>Galatea the gryphon bartendress slips you a drink.
>Looking down, you see it's one of those faggoty drinks that caramel likes so much.
>An appletini, you think.
>Arching an eyebrow at her, you shoot her a questioning look.
>She just points to a side with one of her talons.
>Looking to the side, you spot a mare, drinking her cider.
>If her hooves shake any more, she's going to spill it all.
>She steals glances at you when she thinks you're not looking.
>Well, this is new.
>Picking up the small drink, you lift it and give a smile, careful not to part your lips.
>You finish the drink in one gulp, the gentle burn of alcohol running down your throat as the taste of apples and nuts teases your tongue.
>The drink was actually stronger than you'd expected.
>When the mare finally finishes her drink, she jumps off her seat and trots towards you.

>>29296745
>She tries to get onto the stool in one smooth motion.
>Try being the keyword here.
>In reality, all was going fine.
>Except the wooden stool was well polished.
>Too well polished.
>In her one smooth motion, she slid right off the stool and onto the floor.
>That's going to bruise.
>You consider helping her get back up but decide against it.
>No point in bruising more than her bum.
>Pretending that nothing happened, she climbs back onto the stool.
>Looking you in the eyes, she says "So what's a stallion handsome like you doing all alone?"
>Her face slowly reddens as she realizes her mistake.
>"I... I'll be going now."
>She gets off the stool dejectedly, walking back to the corner.
>Well, it's now or never.
"Wait," you call to her, patting the stool beside you invitingly."My name's Anon, you want to drink with me?"
>Her eyes widen to the size of your Appletini glass and she nods furiously.

>Holy buck
>Seashell actually did it.
>You thought it would be funny to watch her get shot down.
>But the bucking madmare actually bagged Anon.
>Anon "I'm never interested" Ymous
>Has he been acting cold all this while?
>Maybe you should try your luck with Thunderlane.
>You order an Appletini and walk over to his table.
>"Keep walking, Copper Top"
"Yessir."
>Darnit.

>>29296084
I hope that made your day a little better, Anon.
Just remember, if nobody loves you, RGRE will.
Unless you're a cuck. Then nobody loves you.

>>29296751
Is this a "human body language is fundamentally different than pony body language" story? Because if it is, then I am very interested in more.

>>29294560
>Anon throwing out stinky cum-napkins was gross even for humans
Are you some kind of savage who keeps his cum soaked napkins/tissues/paper towels? Or worse yet has a dedicated rag for cleaning that up?

>>29296751
>Bombshell
YESSSS!

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>>29296792
>dedicated rag
you mean a full sized body towel that gets laundered immediately?

>>29296783
Always amusing to me.
He's got no tail to flick, no ears to pose, no arousal pheromones, beady eyes (or no eyes depending on how silly you're taking the Anon thing).
Mares know this intellectually, but it never quite penetrates to an instinctual level that Anon never expresses sexual interest because he doesn't have the tools.

>>29296751
>>Maybe you should try your luck with Thunderlane.
>>You order an Appletini and walk over to his table.
>>"Keep walking, Copper Top"
>"Yessir."
>>Darnit.
Hehe.

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>>29296751
>>In her one smooth motion, she slid right off the stool and onto the floor.
kek
this is super cute
ive missed bombshell stories

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>Because Twilight is gone half the time and not exactly a great teacher, Anon takes Glim Glam under his wing to help her become less of a social retard.
>Glimmer agrees happily, not even thinking about how learning "Friendship lessons" from an alien colt with backwards views could go wrong.
>Before long, Anon accidentally makes the innocent Glimmer into a shitpost-y housewife, making her even odder, but much happier than before.

>>29296957
Could be a nice story actually.

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>>29296957
>but much happier than before.
Because she's HIS shitpost-y housewife?

>>29296964
U-unf

>>29296957
> Shitposting housewife

> "Welcome home, Anon! Would you like dinner, a bath, or to be a big guy?"

> You bring her some tea to help with her period cramps
> "Thanks, Anon. This is some bomb-ass tea."

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>>29297066
>>29296957

That's regular gender roles.

>>29297066
HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE

>>29297066
I don't think mares have periods.
Or cramps.

>>29297167
In a world where gender roles are reversed. I wouldn't mind a "freaks in love" fic with Glim.

>>29297179
No cramps?

Everybody gets cramps. You don't have to be a woman to get cramps.

>>29297284
Nigga...

>>29297284
>What is a different species for 500 bob?
Really dude?

>>29297321
Unless you're about to tell me that ponies are incapable of passing gas, they can get cramps.

>>29297326
I'm going to find you and break your fingers.

>>29297326
Cramping, gas, and periods are very different things dumbass. Do you know what a different species is supposed to be like?

>>29297344
>Pony movement is by movement of gas between bladders instead of by muscles.
>They are basically very complicated balloons
>When Anon starts farting after taco night all his friends freak out and think he's going to die

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>>29297394
durnk

>>29295668
>Celestia is deemed unable to perform her duty after 5th laughing fit she got since learning the true story

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>>29296174
>making pegasi mares and catbirds earthbound with lewdness
New fetish acquired

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>>29297455
dont forget earthbound with FOALS

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>>29296751
I rike it. If someone wants to pick it up, I would not comprain either

>>29297473
They aren't earthbound with foals though, I will carry my preggo birdpone around everywhere.

>>29297167
Psst, that's the point https://youtu.be/PvY6YQH9kE4

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>>29297486
She's gonna wriggle and protest the entire time.

>>29297512
I will never stop spoiling muh waifu.

>>29296751
Definitely wanting more!

>>29296944
^This guy gets it.

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>>29297512
Depending on your birdpone choice, she might not. Some like to be spoiled into a big softie after hours

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>>29297561
Like Fluttershy.

>>29297401
>Be Maple Dayple in Ponyville.
>At your alien friend's house.
>You are watching the humans from his homeland on his scrying pane.
>They are all shooting at each other with funny little machines.
>It's all very fun to watch.
>Prrrrrphhhhhrlrp
>Now they're in metal carriages with cannons on the top.
>The humans are shouting about something.
>Some of them are covered in red fluid.
>Neat, that one's head exploded!
>Frrrrphlrppp
>What's that noise?
>You look around to see what it could be.
>After a little while you hear another one of these weird noises.
>It's coming from Anon.
>IT'S COMING FROM ANON!
>OH SHIT ZIGGER HE'S SPRUNG A LEAK!
"ANON! WE'VE GOT TO GET YOU TO THE HORSEPITAL!"
>You pick him up and carry him outside.
"SOMEPONY HELP! ANON'S SPRUNG A LEAK!"
>Prrrrprprplrp
>The nearby ponies rush over to help you
>"Let me closer, I know CPR!"
>Colgate, being a doctor, knows Cell Pressure Restoration and fortunately is nearby
>She comes over and pulls down those weird clothes Anon always wears
>He's shouting something but you don't have time to listen to him right now
>You've got to save his life.
>Colgate takes a big breath and then blows into the hole.
>As she does this you and several other ponies are hauling him towards to horsepital.
>Gas keeps coming back out but Colgate isn't going to give up on a patient in need.
"Don't worry Anon, we're almost there. Just try not to fall asleep."
>You soon arrive at the doors to the Ponyville Horsepital.
>Bursting through the doors you finally get him to the nurses inside.
>Your friend is quickly put on a stretcher and taken to the emergency ward.
>All you can do now is wait and hope for the best.

>>29297584
Literally BRAP posting right now.

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>>29296232
I love that purple horse but I think just stallions in general are portrayed worse than she is overall.

>>29295479
>>29295485
No, no, no, it's clear he was singing this
https://youtu.be/Ap2GJRxalnY

>>29295668
THIS!

>>29296215
They also don't like any kind of dom. Or anything slightly close to another story. Or anything slightly dark. Or male rape. And they especially hate a picture of patchy the pirate on Thursday.

>>29297648
It's really Caramel, Thunderlane, and Time Turner.

Especially Caramel for some reason. People just love to turn him into an idiotic bitchy asshole stallionist.

>>29296370
>>29297770
Oh, and apparently now Twilight stories too.

>>29297394
>ponies are sapient balloon animals
My god.
It all makes sense now.

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>>29297455
No for catbirds you just used the 'pomf' button as demonstrated in the pic.

>>29297821
I must make a birdcat herd...and make them super fluffy.

>>29297771
Well my best explanation for that is the fact it's RGRE. Let's be honest, in real life most of the time women who are seen as 'Beautiful' act like snobby bitches to other women who are seen as less attractive and some men. This is caused by what i like to call "Over Attention Given Bitch Syndrome." Because of their beauty they receive extreme amounts of attention and aren't treated normally. This causes them to feel invincible to judgment and sometimes having a low intelligence. We call these women 'Stacies'. Now, some men can be affected by the same thing but are instead known as 'Chads'. And because this is RGRE Caramel has Thunderlane and multiple other stallion's have been deemed the Stacies of RGRE.

>>29297512
is this from a comic or something? I can't seem to find a source on the booru and reverse image search does nothing

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>>29296055
Numbers aside this would fit perfectly, Rarity's whole thin is that she is either a trend setter or a trend follower.
So when goths and emos were the hot thing I could see her jumping entirely into the lifestyle that was in style.

>>29294560
I use notepad++ because I can make it green text, I move it over to google docs to give it a once over through spellcheck, my only purpose there is to make sure it doesn't auto correct something intentionally spelled the way it is, as for orgasym specificly, google docs, the search and typing it here in chrome doesn't flag it as wrong will have to remember that for next time.

for the 9 to 10 comment, I state it physically only, once you add something like personality and physical appearance together, not a single person alive comes out a 10. Personally, I look at my garbage can in my room, it can be used about 2 weeks before I tie the bag up and chuck it out, take that as you will.

For anon popping off right away, I have heard everyone of my friends stories of their first time, and when they finally stopped lying, they were fairly quick till the novelty of 'its not my right hand' wore off. So I had anon getting off on anticipation and pinky suddenly going down, hitting the right spots and not edging him. Figured it would be about right there and more believable then anon, a total virgin who got no sex on earth, and dropped that even if he was the pinnacle of his species now, was still ugly to everything on his new planet who likely if not just entirely wrote sex of as not happening, lasting so long pinks got tired

>>29296407
It looks like a christmas tree when I use word, so I stopped as it's very disheartening seeing that shit.

That's what I go for, errors are fine with me so long as they don't distract from being able to read.

As for clinical, Ill have to read it in a week or so and see if I think the same way I do now which is pinky is like a dungeon master, she knows where she is taking everyone, she has every secret, and its at her discretion how she reveals it. Ill see if I can think of pinkie the same way then as I do now

>>29296461
A bit narcissistic for me to say, But I have pictures from when I was somewhat in shape and now, I want to say right now with 5 being average, if I lost the weight I would go up to about 7-8 and if i gained muscle probably a solid 8 low 9 from my current self evaluation of 4. There are a good number of people who you can easily see would jump significantly if they got in shape. Though where I put anon was solely because 'anon looks THAT good and in pony land is still quasimodo'

>>29296477
As for pastebin and name, that will happen in time. Still need to go through the end result as I noticed fucking spellcheck hit anon as a word to change

>She looks at you a bit open mouthed
"Not sure if anon understands how good it is, but my celestia that was an amazing bed"
>"The story darling"

The spell check changed anon to anyone.

>>29291756
That is part of the concept if it ever got fleshed out more, anon is ugly, but decent friend along with a god of sex to at least ponks.

>>29292930
That, that expression is close to what i'm imagining pinkie's face to look like while recounting the story, she knows shes got something everyone else wants, all that's left to do is paint the picture.

>>29292284
Not a whole lot to do unless I go just clop, which... that's not happening. Not good enough writer to make that worth my time trying, but recounting the stories to non believers or just others? That could happen.

But more likely i'll play around with the idea of anon being fuckin ugly rather than continue this... do have an idea for a continue of this though, pinkie cant keep all the fun to herself.

>>29293983
If I was going wish fulfillment I would have had it be all the mane 6, or at least 3 of them, with lyta being the pizza mare anon couldn't pay while ponies who were over sexed behind him tell her to go get help, with celestia and luna needing to be called in whens anon dick just wouldn't quit.

--------

and thank you all for the responses.

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>>29297584
i wanna see where this goes before i post a disgusted reaction picture.

>>29297584
>Blows into the hole
Ass hole

Just going to say I'm not going to continue the Seashell green.

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>>29298812
Well fuck you too then

>>29296792
>dedicated rag
You mean a t-shirt that you never wear and tuck away into a corner when you're done wanking into it?

>>29298894
> Dedicated rag
You mean a handkerchief that you carefully hand-wash, then carry around to offer to sneezing women?

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>>29297394
Dammit, durnk.

This fits in with the "Anon and ponies have different body language"; "Anon and ponies have different psysiology and trivial bodily functions that Anon has confuses and distress ponies"

>>29297512
Like a fussy toddler that you're trying to get into a winter jacket.

>>29297561
>Pone secretly loves being spoiled
>Tries to act extra-marely to Anon in public to make up for it

>>29297783
They also SUPER don't like things like mares treating Anon dismissively or as though mares are capable of doing more than stallions, because that apparently implies femdom.

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>>29297394

>>29298268
>I use notepad++ because I can make it green text,
Everything, or just the parts that start with ">"? Because the latter would be awesome.

>>29298836
Yeah, fuck me too.
I really wish I could continue it.
It's something I personally want to see but just don't have the creative capacity to write it.
The idea works great as a prompt, but when put into green, the idea just can't fly.
A story focusing solely on Anon's confusing body language will soon become repetitive.
Anon confuses pony > Conflict occurs > Problem is explained > Conflict resolved, rinse and repeat.

Besides that, it also implies that body language is a large component in pony communications, which in turn means that there will be communication problems in the future.
The only way to escape the cycle above is a breakdown of the relationship and drama.
And this ultimately leads to is Marital problems, somewhere I will rather avoid.
But if anybody wants to pick up the idea, they're welcome to.

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>You are Anon, and you are high-tailing it to the carriage.
>"Trixie cannot believe you just did that, Anon!"
>You've got Trixie stuffed under your arm like a football, and you're distinctly aware of just how out of shape you are.
>>"Buckin' slut!"
>Trixie had wanted you to drum up some business, and handed you significantly fewer clothes to wear than you are normally used to.
>Which is to say, she handed you a thong.
>One time, you had said to her.
>Just one single time in the thong, and that was ONLY because of the shit she pulled to smuggle you out of Ponyville without anypony knowing that you were with her.
>Who knew that Appleoosa was a town full of stuffy puritans? You sure do.
>>"Get yer loose cock outta here!"
>NOW.
>Trixie breaks you out of your musings by thrusting a hoof over to your left, where your carriage is peeking out from behind some bushes.
>"There! Go THERE!"
>Trixie wriggles around like a fussy toddler.
>"And put Trixie down! You are doing no favours to Trixie's reputation by letting everypony see her being carried around by a stallion."
>She actually manages to pout at the idea of her self-image being damaged despite the crowd of ponies who are quite literally chasing you out of town.
>Unbelievable.
>"If Trixie is to be no longer welcome in yet another backwater farming town, then she wants to at least escape with her pride intact!"
>You know what? Fine.
>Whatever.
>Fuck it.
>You grab her by the sides in both hands and lower her to the ground.
>She's about two seconds into her sprint when she realizes just how much faster humans can run when they don't have stumpy pony legs.
>It seems as though you aren't the only one here that's out of shape.
>The expression of dawning horror is more satisfying to see than it should be.
>"Wait, no, please! Pick Trixie back up! Trixie wants uppies!"

Hello, friends. I am back.

>>29299128
Welcome back fagoot.

>>29299113
>And this ultimately leads to is Marital problems, somewhere I will rather avoid.

Is MP the boogeyman of RGRE?

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>>29299128
Hello, Analplug, my old friends

>>29299158
It's like trying to dispute global warming. No matter how reasonable you are and how thought out your stance is, too many stupid people fucked it up before, and the stigma will stay.

>>29299113
>The only way to escape the cycle above is a breakdown of the relationship and drama.
>The only way to fix a problem in relationship is breakdown and drama
Speaking of which

>>29299158
Nah, it's just something I'd like to avoid writing without good cause.

>>29299182
I see your point.

>>29299182
>The only way to fix a problem in relationship is breakdown and drama

In fiction, yes.

>>29299141
Thank

>>29299181
I've come to post with you again

>>29298248
It looks like she's a fuckiing tripod!

>>29299128
ANALPLUGANON!

>>29299206
because writers softly typing
left their greens while i was sleeping

>>29299239
PONY ANONYMOUS!

>>29299288
And the ideas that had needed to mature
Still endure
Within the sound of greentext

>>29294603
>>29295626
Just reading through the thread and saw this. Linking my own story because I'm a shit like that. Anons said they liked it.
http://pastebin.com/iq2FFRCg

>>29296964
Damn, that's a good ass picture, even with Glim.

>>29299374
>http://pastebin.com/iq2FFRCg
Good work I enjoyed it. Pinks isnt the easiest pony to write but you did really well with it.

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>>29297561
>No one knows that the hardass Captain Spitfire, the mare who can turn a normal pony onto a scared, blubbering mess with one hard look, goes home each night to sensual snuggles and loving pampering.

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>>29295626

>>29299128
>>"Wait, no, please! Pick Trixie back up! Trixie wants uppies!"
kek

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>>29299529
yes this is my favorite thing

>>29299128
> Uppies
Why is Trixie the cutest when her pride is set aside?

>>29299374
This is a good Ponks. Also, scooping up ponies and comforting them is adorable, would do always.

>Anon goes to a party
>Has a bit too much fun and makes the mistake of letting other people mix drinks for him
>No roofies, but a stupid amount of alcohol
>Finds out later that he made out (among other things) with five mares and is now considered to be in a herd with them
>No take-backs
>No dealing with the situation like an adult and explaining himself to a group of reasonable mares who call the herd thing off because of the circumstances
>No REEEEEEEEEEEEing
>Anon must learn to co-exist a-and maybe f-fall in love... with 5 mares he barely knows
>Something something RGRE

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>>29299786
But who are the mares?

>>29299796
Cheerilee, Sapphire Shores, Picture Perfect, Granny Smith, and Sweetie Bell

>>29299842
>Granny Smith sucking on your dick in all her toothless glory
What a time to be alive.

>>29299842
Fuck that noise.

>>29299842
dont ever talk to me or my filly ever again

>>29295573

How would pregnant teenagers be seen in RGRE compared to real life?

>>29299786
>>29299796
>Five of the mane six
>Anon makes himself a rule to never get drunk like that again.
>Or get even more mares as he'd never even considered a herd and now suddenly he has five girlfriends.
>Cue the last of the mane six and all the girls already in the herd coming up with ploys to get her to join them.

>>29299902
>>Five of the mane six
LAAAAME

>>29299897
Hoofbumps and attagirls
Her mom would drink her first cider with her
>"To be kinda honest, I was starting to worry you might be a dyke."

>>29299944
>Her mom would drink her first cider with her
>while pregnant

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>>29299902
>It's this one that's the odd one out

>>29299959
>One cider
>Bad

>>29299959
"B-But mom, I'm pre-"
>"Don't be a cock, dear."
Do genital-based insults and insinuations work well when reversed?

>>29299979
>drinking while pregnant
>ever

>>29299982
Nah, it's good for you.

>>29299998
t. downs syndrome babby

>>29299981
cock can also be iterpreted as (male) chicken

>>29299981
actually being called a pussy has nothing to do with female genitalia. Its short for pusillanimous meaning timid or cowardly

>>29299944

Whereas the teenage colt would be viewed as a slut?

>>29300037
http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=24012

>>29300037
Sounds like something a pyussie would say.

>>29294909
>When you wake up, Flurry is laying on top of you
>She's staring into your soul with the cutest (and creepiest) grin you've ever seen.
>"HI ANON!"
"Woah, uh, hi Flurry."
>She jumps off of you, and starts practically bouncing in excitement.
>"Come on, Anon! Let's go get ready!"
>There's a white tuxedo waiting for you on a chair in your room, and you quickly get dressed
>The white was a change to the usual black suit you wore, but from the way Flurry was looking at you, you figured it must look nice
>She licks her lips
>It looks like she's in a trance
"Uh, Flurry?"
>"Huh? Oh, was I staring? Sorry, I was just picturing what that tux will look like on the floor of this very bedroom after the wedding!"
>Lewd.
>"Anyways, I need to go get ready! See you in a bit, Anon!"
>She trots out excitedly, leaving you alone again in your bedroom prison.
>It's only now that you notice a muffled commotion happening outside
>You walk over to your (locked) window, and take a peek outside
>What the-
>Is there a protest happening?
>It's a group of stallion, holding your wanted posters and shouting at the guards
>Wait, what?
>Weren't the males in this world supposed to be humble and all?
>You can spot your producer friend being carried by some 4 or 5 stallions, and he's holding a megaphone
>You press your ear against the glass to try and make out what he's saying:
>"WE STALLIONS HAVE HAD ENOUGH! FOR TOO LONG WE HAVE BEEN FORCED INTO WEDDINGS AND RELATIONSHIPS JUST TO SATISFY SOME MARE AND HER FAMILY, AND NOW THE ROYAL MATRIARCHY HAS KIDNAPPED ONE OF THE BEST STALLIONS AVAILABLE FOR THEIR SPOILED BRAT TO MARRY! THIS IS THE LAST STRAW! THIS IS UNJUST! BUT FEAR NOT, MY FELLOW STALLIONS, FOR THE VOX TAURI IS HERE TO STAND UP FOR YOU, AND ALL OF STALLIONKIND!"
>The crowd erupts into cheer after your friend's surprisingly good speech
>Damn, you knew he always had strong feelings about gender equality and such, but you never expected him to spearhead a protest about it.

>>29300037
Huh. You learn something new everyday.

>>29300099
>>"HI ANON!"
>"I'M ON YOUR BED NOW"

>>29300037
And gay means bright and happy. The meaning behind words changes over time, and I doubt anyone aside from the entymologically inclined actually use "pussy" in reference to pusillanimous.

>>29300106
>>29300115
He's wrong. This article here >>29300049 traces the etymological roots of the word pussy. If you don't want to read the entire thing, here's a choice quote from it:

>the pusillanimous → pussy theory is "preposterous balderdash, or if you prefer, utter bullshit".

>>29300136
Also, I should mention that the article says that the evolution of pussy the insult and pussy the slang term for genitals were seperate

>>29300099
>The crowd is chanting now
>"VOX TAURI! VOX TAURI! VOX TAURI!"
>Your looks up at the castle, and speaks up again:
>"ANON! WE WILL RESCUE YOU!"
>The crowd is starting to get rowdy, with a lot of stallions pushing against the guards and trying to gain access to your prison
>This isn't good.
>You never expected this to escalate so much
>This could end in a very, very ugly way
>"Whatcha lookin' at, Anon?"
>Flurry is back, wearing an astonishingly handsome light blue dress encrusted with gemstones
"Nothing, Flurry."
>"Okay! It's wedding time now, come on!"
>Great.
-----------------------------------------------------------
>The wedding went amazingly well!
>You invited everypony that you believed would make a good impression on Anon, and Vinyl Scratch arrived to perform just for you two!
>And, the best part, it seemed like Anon really enjoyed it!
>Although that might've been because he got a little drunk again, you didn't care
>If he was happy, so were you!
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>Okay, so the wedding wasn't terrible.
>At least it served as a distraction to keep your mind off of the protest happening outside
>You thought it'd be super stuck-up since it was a royal wedding, but after the vows it was pure party
>And an amazing pony DJ was there playing great music the whole time.
>Plus, you ate some of the best food you ever had there.
>All in all, the wedding was actually pretty good.
>The only downside was that Flurry wouldn't let you out of her sight for even a second, but you didn't really mind
>But this 'Vox Tauri' thing was starting to worry you a little bit
>You didn't want anypony getting hurt because they wanted to save you from your (slightly) unfortunate situation
>But there wasn't a whole lot you could do about it
>You were snuggling with Flurry now (or, well, more like she was lying on top of you and you couldn't really push her off), so you decide to save the worrying for later.

>>29300218
>Your *friend looks up

For fucks sake, I try rereading through before I post and stuff still slips through

>>29298957
I remember loving this show, but I may need to revise opinion. What kind of monster starts a burrito from the middle?

>>29299113
Yeah, I can see where you're coming from. That on its own isn't enough to carry a story. Though it would be interesting to explore from multiple angles, and somebody could use it for both pathos and comedy.
It might end up reading a little bit like the story of somebody dealing with a specific set of Autism symptoms.

>>29299128
Yaaaaaaay
Who doesn't love anal plugs?

And Trixie!
Oh how I want to combine these things

>>"Wait, no, please! Pick Trixie back up! Trixie wants uppies!"
What did my sides ever do to you?

>>29299982
While I'm pro this as a habit, because people are god damn idiots and should not be trusted, the placenta isn't constantly connected to the mother's blood supply, so there are several periods during pregnancy where it's perfectly safe to drink.

>>29300013
>fetal alcohol syndrome creates an extra chromosome

>>29300037
>>29300049
I had to eat so much crow after I'd happily shared the pusillanimous theory with everyone and then read this.

>>29300148
Goddammit, why is English so HARD?!

>>29300218
>Things were quiet for a little while
>It's been about a week since the wedding
>Lot's of snuggling with your new horse wife, cooking for her and doing other husbandly (in this world) things, and a lot of (slightly unwilling on your part) sex, too.
>You actually almost enjoyed your new life
>But the whole "Vox Tauri" movement was really picking up, and the royal family couldn't ignore it forever
>"FREE ANON! JOIN THE VOX TAURI!" posters were plastered everywhere despite the guards best efforts to remove them, and what started as a rowdy protest has turned into essentially a full on riot outside the castle.
>It was only a matter of time before Princess Celestia got involved.
>You could notice Cadence was starting to get a bit worried
>As much as you may kinda like this new life, you were still looking for chances to escape
>But Flurry and the guards kept a close eye on you, which meant that so far, there had been no chances.
>Flurry absolutely adores you to the point where it's getting annoying
>She's always by your side, making sure everything is okay and you're one-hundred-percent happy.
>Which you've only been able to achieve through alcohol and snuggles
>You've gotta admit though, for a royal family Flurry and Cadence seem really laid back
>Can't really say the same for Shining, but oh well
>He's always super passive-aggressive with you, like an angry mother-in-law
>Wait, that's exactly what he is.
>But nonetheless, you adjust, until one night, after some intense snuggling (and more) with Flurry, the Vox Tauri decide to make their move
>You're fast asleep with Flurry right next to you, when a loud blast knocks you awake
"Aww, what the fu-"
>"Anon! The Vox Tauri is here to rescue you from this evil mare! Quickly, grab my hoof!"
>You stand up as fast as you can, and look at the group of pegasi that just blew a hole in your royal bedroom wall
>Flurry wakes up too.
>"Anon? W-what's happening?"
>You're now faced with a very tough decision.

>>29300376
>The sound of the riot down below is deafening
>This is possibly the toughest decision of your life.
>Will you choose to follow the Vox Tauri and escape the marital rape (that you kinda enjoy)?
>Or will you stay with your new wife, despite being forced into the marriage?

I'll be back in a bit to continue writing, lemme know what y'all think, criticism and thoughts are encouraged. Also, for those wondering, Vox Tauri is Latin for "Voice of the Bulls" or, in this case, "Voice of the Stallions".

>>29300396
I like. Is gud ja. Flurry a coot

>>29300396
Vox Tauri is bitches. Stay with the cute teenage pone.

>>29300396
A gilded cage is a cage nonetheless.

Join the coup d'etat

>>29300396
I hope vox tauri get driven out into the tundra. even if anon wants to go with them, they have to support their leaders decision.

>>29300396
>>29300528
This is true.

I'd prefer of Flurry followed after him and they got to actually know each other on their own terms out 'in the wild' so to speak. Maybe go on actual dates.

>>29300396
On the one hand, freedom. On the other hand, a group of violent people who feel self-righteous to the point where they see nothing wrong with breaking and entering a royal's castle to save somebody they didn't even know before hand wanted saving.

>>29300396
My main complaint is that there is a lot of telling, and very little showing. Writing something like "Things were good, there were no complications, Flurry is cute but annoying" keeps it from feeling real to the reader. Take one evening with the newlyweds and actually flesh it out, have Anon show irritation with something, show Flurry wavering between cute, affectionate wife, and horny, self-centered teenage brat. Dig into how she is trying to bribe you into being happy. Is she feeling insecure? Guilty? Just following Cadance's advice? Has Anon expressed his disatisfaction with anyone? Or does he feel trapped and isolated? Is Cadance aware of his feelings, and trying to make this relationship work, or is she assuming that Anon is enough of a stallion to just submit to his new wife's needs?
For all that Anon was supposed to be such a good friend to Shining and Cadance, we haven't seen them seriously interact.

As for whether or not to go with the Vox Tauri... It feels like Anon has sufficient Stockholm syndrome to stay with the royals. That said, the Vox might just foalnap him to undo the brainwashing he obviously underwent.

>>29300605
Yep, cardboard characters in a nutshell.

>>29300664
He'll improve. The more you write, the better you get at it. Just like any other skill.

>>29297561
best size

>>29300605
Good points. Thank you for the constructive criticism, I'll definitely keep it in mind. I just have to find out a way to flesh them out at this big plot point. Maybe a flashback or something before Anon chooses?

>>29300889
Also, for anybody wondering, my inspiration for the Vox Tauri was the Vox Populi from Bioshock Infinite, if that changes your opinion on them at all

>>29300605
>show Flurry wavering between cute, affectionate wife

Don't you mean "strong, reliable wife who can provide a secure household for her stallion" ?

>>29300396
>>29300528
Maybe its because I am a horribly lonely faggot but I dont see how this is much of a cage.

Sure he doesn't get to choose WHO he is married to but does it really matter? He lives in luxury with a mare that loves him. People would kill for that here. You can shout "gilded cage" but having someone that loves you and would give you anything you desire is not much of a cage.

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>>29300820
PERFECT size.

>>29299128
Anon goes well with other misfits in Equestria.

>>29300931

Yes. This is just you being a horribly lonely faggot.

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>>29300396
Stand with the stallions! If Flurry really wants Anon she should have to try and gain his consent, and convince him to come back.

Besides, the stallions deserve to finally win one in this thread. They're in the right.

>>29300931
Don't listen to >>29301016, I know I'd kill for that but maybe that's because the girl I like has shoved me into the friendzone and even though I've told her my feelings for her she prefers to keep dating her online boyfriend

>>29300959
We need to go bigger.

>Be Anon
>At home thinking about your family
>Today is your little sisters birthday
>The first one that you will not be there to hug her and wish her the best
>You stare at the picture of you two at her 16th birthday party
>She was hugging you on top of the hood of your old car that you gave to her as a present
>The photo gets blurry as unshed tears build up and then find release
>You dont hear the hoofsteps as your marefriend walks up behind you
>Its only when she wraps her hooves around your side that you are broken from your sadness
>Turning you look into the concerned eyes of your waifu Applejack

>Be AJ
>You walked into the kitchen to find Anon in his rightful place
>You were about to make a right funny joke about it until you heard him sniff
>Quietly you edge around him until you can see the tears running down his cheeks
>Initially you freak out
>You have no experience with crying stallions!
>What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO!?
>Your thoughts are silenced as another tear trickled down his cheek
>This is Anon. YOUR Anon.
>You wrap your hooves around him and hold him
>He turns to look at you and you ask
"Whats wrong sugarcube?"

>"Whats wrong sugarcube?"
>Her voice is full of concern
>You twist in your chair and grab her
>You lift her up in your lap and hug her tightly
"Sorry AJ, I didnt mean to worry you."
>She hugs you back
"I just got missing some family from back home. It overwhelmed me for a bit"
>She pulls her head back and kisses you before resting her forehead on yours
>"Its alright Anon. Ah-ah know what its like to lose the ponies closest to ya. "
>You squeeze her a little tighter
>"It doesnt really ever hurt any less but ya learn to keep on goin. Cause that is what they would have wanted."
>When a tear that isnt yours hits you it doesnt come as a surprise
>You both silently sit their clinging to each other for comfort
>Eventually your tears dry and you end the moment the only way that seems right
"I love you AJ."

>>29300903
> Flurry trying to be strong and reliable
You know it'd be cute. Although, how does a princess in her parents' castle try to look strong and reliable?
> "Allow me to summon the servants, pulling the bell rope will put ugly callouses on your beautiful hands."
> "Are you too warm? Here, let me flap my wings at you. My big, soft wings."
> "AAAAAH! Oh, uh, Anon. There's a big spider in the tub, and...I was trying to frighten it away with a marely warcry. Now I'll go... check if it was scared away. How about a kiss for your brave mare, just in case something happens?"
> "Everything you make is delicious, I'd be happy t- are those bell peppers?"
> "That's right, I'm going to snuggle you until you fall asleep. I hope you're ready, because I'm going in warm and fuzzy.

> ...

> "And now my wing is asleep, and I can't move without waking Anon."

>>29301163
>> "And now my wing is asleep, and I can't move without waking Anon."
just alicorn problems

>>29300931
>>29301044
I think the difference here is, Anon has had a successful career as a porn actor, and maybe have dated a few mares, not to mention the difference in available dating pools. Quitr frankly, Anon can be less desperate, and actually marry for love, rather than because of rape, even if the rapist is an affectionate, cute pony.

>>29301181
*And pegasus, griffon, dragon, and cloud gremlin problems

>>29300931
I've come to realize that this just seems to be like, a genetic level difference between some people.

It doesn't matter how perfect the choice somebody else made for me is. It's not their fucking right to make it, and I'd literally rather die in agony than pretend to be complicit in their bullshit.

>>29300931
If you're a horribly lonely faggot, then so am I.
I would sit the hell in my gilded to fuck cage like the stubbornest motherfucker.

>>29300931
I don't like to be forced into anything, I most definitely would NOT like this shit.

But I would be willing to run away with her and try a relationship, ON OUR OWN, with no royals trying to force anything.

>>29300396
>>29300605
>You take a moment to think back on what's happened this week
>The noise makes it hard, but you want to make sure you make the right choice here.

>You remember earlier that week, soon after the wedding.
>It was your first time cooking something for Flurry
>You had tried to make some nice eggs and toast, but with it being your first time, they come out pretty shitty.
>But Flurry still thanked you with all her heart, and ate them like they were a gourmet course.
>You remember what she said while her face was stuffed with your cooking
>"Thif if great, Ahnon!"
>And she meant it
>Being a successful pornstar meant you've had more than a few dates, but you know none of them would have said something like that and meant it
>Just the fact that you cooked it for her was enough to put a genuine smile on her face, and that was heartwarming
>You rode that high for the rest of the day
>But there were also a few bad times
>Like the time she took you out for dinner
>"Hi, waitress! I'll have the steak, and some oysters for the stallion."
>Oysters?
>Okay, not what you would've picked..
>"Hey! Anon! Stop looking at the waitress like that!"
"Wait, what?"
>Sure, the waitress was kinda hot, but you weren't looking at her that way, were you?
>"Anon! I said stop!"
>This was borderline obsessive of her
"Uh, Okay?"
>"Good."
>The rest of the dinner was kind of awkward
>You were a bit annoyed with the way Flurry was acting, and she seemed to take notice
>When you were snuggling afterwards, stomachs stuffed, she took the time to apologize
>"I'm sorry for the way I acted earlier, Anon, it's just... I don't ever wanna lose you.."
>You could tell that came from the bottom of her heart
"Uhm, it's fine, Flurry."
>You've never been with someone who actually cared about you and actually feared losing you
>All your other dates wanted nothing more but sex from you, but you could tell Flurry was different, no matter how she initially acted

>>29301312
>After that dinner, she treated you as best as she could, even cooking for you a few times
>You know none of your other dates would have felt this sorry about it
>Hell, most of them would've tried to blame it on you somehow
>"Sorry, but you shouldn't have been looking at her like that in the first place!"
>But Flurry wasn't that kind of mare
>In the short time you've been together, you could tell she genuinely cared about you and being with you
>Even if she has her bouts of jealously sometimes, she has good intentions
>And that's more than you can say for any of your other marefriends

>And now these ponies were trying to take that away from you, even though they didn't even know if you wanted to be freed
"No."
>The lead pegasus looks bewildered
>"W-what?"
"I said no. I'm staying here."
>One of the stallions in the background tries to think of something
>"H-he's been brainwashed!"
>The original bewilderment in the group quickly turns to anger
>"Yeah! A love spell, I say! You're coming with us, Anon, we'll get this evil out of your system!"
>One of the stallions grabs you, and pulls you out through the hole in the wall
"No, wait!"
>"Anon!?"
>You look back at the hole, and you can see Flurry standing there with tears in her eyes
>"ANOOOOOOON!!!"
>There's some tears in your eyes, too
>With a pained expression on her face, she turns around and runs back into the castle
"No, no, no, no!"
>The pegasus is carrying you over the cheering crowd now
>"WE DID IT LADS, WE RESCUED ANON!"
>The crowd explodes with cheer and celebration
>"VOX TAURI! VOX TAURI! ITS TIME WE TAKE AN EYE FOR AN EYE! VOX TAURI! VOX TAURI! THIS REVOLUTION WILL NEVER DIE!"
>You noticed most of them are armed now with whatever they can find
>They're rioting at this point, destroying anything mare-related
>"STALLIONS MATTER TOO!"
>This is terrible
>You never wanted this
>But now you were in the middle of it..
>A mascot for something you didn't truly believe in..

>>29301400
Probably all for tonight guys, lemme know what I fucked up this time and I'll try my best to fix it tomorrow

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>>29301400
>>"WE DID IT LADS, WE RESCUED ANON!"

>>29301066
>>>You walked into the kitchen to find Anon in his rightful place
>>You were about to make a right funny joke about it until you heard him sniff
I'm imagining Anon's sense of humour rubbing off on Applejack, but not actually making her very funny. So she just starts letting out crass and terrible dad tier jokes. Everyone else cringes, Anon just loves her more.

>>29301429
Basically.

>>29301440

>dad tier

Don't you mean mom tier? This is RGRE.

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>>29301066
I love it!

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>>29301066
She really would be the one who understands the most.

>>29301400
>There's some tears in your eyes, too
>tears
Men don't cry.

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>>29301066
Applejack is prime marely waifu material. A conservative mare who will treat you right, always.

>>29301894
>inb4 that LaP post about how AJ will be too racist to accept you
>inb4 "LaP is always right!"

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>>29301973
>>inb4 "LaP is always right!"
Except I find LaP's opinions on Dash to be shit.

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>>29301973
LaP was wrong about Dashie too.

>>29302033
Nof's waifu analysis on her was better.

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>>29301400
The stallions did nothing wrong.

The fact is Anon is under duress and in situation where it's hard to say no. If Anon still feels the same way after he's gotten room to breathe, then maybe Flurry should get a chance.

>>29302041
>>29302033
>>29301973

It was. Dash is still a shit horse tho

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>>29302080
You're a shit horse.

>>29302100
Dash is white trash poneified

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>>29302107
>lives in her own mansion
>member of Celestia's warband

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>>29302118
>fan of le fandom
also, white people lmao hahahahaxd xD
Go check out some of the stuff on reddit /b/ro they have some good fanfictions and theorires there

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>>29302141
>confirming he doesn't even watch the show
It's time for the trash to leave.

>>29302118
also remember that Dash spent over 2000 bits just for a prank.
She's must be old money cuz she's fucking loaded

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>>29302156
The show fucking sucks, man. Try watching actually good content, like Moonlight, or Forrest Gump. The show is really sexist and misogynistic, and they don't even have any cultural diversity!