Moondancer Thread

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>>29292420
>Just put things in my butt anon!

>>29292420
when did moondancer become associated with butt stuff not that I'm complaining...

>>29292420
Her tiny butt does excite me so

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>>29292607
Because she likes it up the butt
pastebin.com/dqm9Bvu3

>>29292420
What type of butt stuff?

>>29292420
pastebin list please

>>29292607
Shortly after it became associated with spagoots

>>29292630
All the butt stuff

>>29292643
https://pastebin.com/BwREVXqu

>>29292644
>All the butt stuff
Why are sperg girls so lewd?

>>29292659
Vitamin D deficiency

>>29292420
Just an hour ago I thought that we need a new Moondancer Thread. Thanks Anon.

>>29292644
Dancing in the Moonlight: http://pastebin.com/gha9TGWX continue this story

>>29292628
Suppy, come back you cunt

>>29292420
>butt stuff
>no cushion present

>shitdick

>>29292420
Why is Moondancer cutest Waifu?

>>29292855
Because the kind of waifu of waifu that's achievable but sexy

>>29292836
Buena

>>29292855
I was going to attempt to reply to this but realized I was just listing off everything about her personality and appearance

>>29292855
Where do I find these kind of girls?

>>29293053
Libraries, sci-fi conventions, labs, Chad Thundercocks bedroom

Anyone else remember the greentext where moondancer was going to pay you $500 to have sex with her and Sour Sweet blackmails you into being her BF?

>>29293125
wasn't that in Canterlot? Where she starts a Sex-Business with Anon?

>>29293125
>>29293129
First one was Handsome Jecks green, second was The Colour of Life, by Wanderer (http://pastebin.com/MGBfKGnh)

>>29293181
thanks for this, I love you

Stop posting humans on the PONY board you dolt

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>>29293420
No

>>29293094
Chads don't fuck nerds like her. They go after the cheerleader with an IQ the size of her waistline.
Chads only fuck the smart girls in movies.

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>>29292420
>Girl just casually walking around in her panties

>>29293414
I just wish they'd finish them

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>I HAVE A WHOLE BAG OF MARBLES, GUESS WHERE YOU'RE PUTTING THEM ANON!

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In the butt?
That's lewd!

>>29292420
>Exactly one story about stanky nerd Moondancer
I'm disappoint, thread.

>>29293455
Tis, famalamadingdong. It's like saying that Stacies are attracted to short plump dudes who don't know how to talk to people properly.

>>29294360
imagine washing her in the shower and then taking her to bed and falling asleep spooning

>>29293474
>Know Moondancer
>Nerd with a capital N, E, and R
>No D, though
>Nerd game too strong to get the D
>Go over to her house a couple of times a week to study
>Half the time she forgets to put on pants because she's so used to wandering around in her underwear
>"Nobody else is ever around," she'd argue, "Why should I wear pants?"
>Fair enough
>You just pray to God that she never stops sitting cross-legged, facing you
>Keeps doing sexy things on accident
>The no-pants thing is one of them
>Never wearing a bra under her worn, threadbare sweater is another one
>You've seen the hint of nips through that sweater
>If not for your knowledge of how strong her nerd game was, you'd suspect her of doing this on purpose
>She'd probably shower before you went to her house if she were doing it on purpose, though

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>>29292777
>continue this story
Well if you got trips...

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>>29294515
And not just trips. Triple sevens. Jackpot.

>>29294515
>http://pastebin.com/W95D8fhQ
>...
>...
>The trembling in your body begins to subside as the last of the Asian cuisine leaves your esophagus.
>A streak of saliva and stomach acid lazily hangs from your mouth as you struggle to gulp in precious air.
>While your tremors and the contents of your stomach have left you, your still feel the overbearing weight of your anxiety pressing down on your chest.
>You can still feel their eyes watching you. Their bodies bumping into you.
>The noise. The lights.
>It's making your stomach-
>You lean back over the toilet as you feel yourself convulse and retch once more.
>Although nothing leaves your mouth, save for disgusting noises.
>You feebly reach your hand out for the handle and pull down, watching your dinner quickly go down.
>Weakened, you lean back against the door the stall, panting from the exertion.
>You've failed. Again.
>You couldn't even pretend to enjoy this dance for Anon.
>He's risked so much, and you weren't even able to give him one night.
>Girlfriends are supposed to go to events with their boyfriends.
>Events that are occupied by people.
>People that want to talk to you and hear about your future and judge you.
>Make fun of your hair and your glasses and how you aren't pretty.
>You look down at the bottom of your dress, stained dark from being dragged across the bathroom floor.
>You look at the gloves that adorn your hands, now flecked with minuscule chunks of dinner.
>You look at your glasses, cast aside next to the toilet. A reminder of how broken you are.
>You aren't pretty.
>Not even close.
>Girlfriends have to be pretty. And you aren't.
>Anon is handsome. He's kind. He's caring.
>He's too good for you.
>You aren't pretty enough for him.
>You'll never be.
>You only hold him down..
>THUNK

Oh hey, a cute thread about one of my favourite po-

>>29294947
>>You can still feel their eyes watching you. Their bodies bumping into you.

....aaaand there's the guy who insists on writing dramatic depressing crap. Reminds me of how SciTwi was a good concept until some faggot started writing about Twilight either being a trap and making life miserable for Anon, or Twilight being literally autistic and making life miserable for herself. Ten to one odds says that all the bad guys in this guy's story are legitimately horrible people who don't get punished for their deeds because plot, and that all the good guys refuse to get help from reliable sources because then there wouldn't be a story to write about. It's basically a daytime soap opera only with ponies in it. Go ruin another thread, asshole.

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>>29295029

>>29295029
seems like someone didn't read the story

>>29294947
>The sudden sound shocks you.
>did someone come to mock you?
>It didn't sound like the door.
>Plus Anon was still out there, he wouldn't let anyone in.
>Right?
>THUNK
>The sound reverberates against the wall.
>Is there a fight>
>Is Anon in a fight?!?
>You struggle to lift yourself up and out of the stall, your quivering legs protesting with each step.
>Shuffling towards the door, you can make out a voice through the door.
>"...and I see something that I really, really want."
>Is that? Sunset?
>...
>...
>DEFCON 1 I REPEAT DEFCON 1.
>You struggle against Sunset in one last desperate effort.
>To no avail, she refuses to budge.
>Shit how is she so strong.
>There's no telling what will happen if you're caught like this.
>Something needs to happen before-
>Sunset suddenly presses her lips against yours. Hard.
>So hard that you feel her teeth hit against yours, sending jolts of pain in your mouth.
>Just as your brain snaps back into place, you turn your head away with a sudden jerk.
>You can feel the lingering taste where your lips met.
>Like peach vodka.
>You spit towards the ground, desperate to cleanse your mouth.
>You need to think of something fast, before someone comes.
>Before Moondancer sees this.
>"Look. At. ME."
>Sunsets seething voice is followed by the feeling of her hand grasping hold of your chin.
>"GIVE. ME. YOUR. FACE."
>You're once again greeted by Sunsets inebriated expression.
>"You tashte too good to let go."

>>29295376
Quick post before dinner
>Sunset reaches up for another kiss, keeping your chin firmly in place.
>'Wait she's using her hand!'
>Astute observation.
>'Your hand is free, idiot.'
>You finally register the fact that the only person holding up your arm is you.
>So it is.
>Sunset once again comes with centimeters of your lips, the familiar smell of vodka violating your nose.
>However, the kiss never comes.
>You quickly bring your free hand down to her shoulder and shove her away.
>Your impromptu plan is met with success, as she is sent off balance, almost dragging you down on top of her.
>You wrench free of her grip and take a step back as she lands flat on her ass.
>She almost knocks her head against the floor, had it not been for her being aware enough to catch herself.

>>29295779
Ayy!

>>29292855
because she's a lonely pre-Twilicrn Twiggles.

>>29292420

>>29294515
My prayers were heard. Thanks Drawfriend.

>>29295029
I mean it's not my favorite (not a fan of jeck or jockanon either) but at least he's making content and keeping the thread going

if anyone wants to do a casual sex roommate moondancer story that would be amazing

>>29296840
Drawing with words, eh?
go to bed anon, you are drunk

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>Sup lil bro.
>I know I never call you that. I just I wanted to see what you'd say.
>Yeah I don't like it either.
>Anyways...
>Why don't you ever wear any of the clothes I got you?
>Besides the flannel I mean.
>I've never seen you in it.
>Well whatever you say.
>Huh?
>When I used to send you to get books for me?
>Oh right.
>Back in school.
>Yeah, I remember.
>Ugh. I don't want to either.
>It's not like you read them anyways.
>Speaking of.
>I forgot you hung out with those ghetto kids.
>No I didn't sit with a group.
>Just me and Twilight most of the time.
>Yeah...

>>29296949
>rape

When did we let EQGfags take over our board? Look at this shit, every pic of her as a monster high doll, people talking about chads and posting highschool stories. Moondancer doesn't even appear in EQG, and she's a NEET. Every one of you should kill yourselves

>>29297414
I see plenty of horse sunset shitter and I don't see people complaining

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>>29297414

>>29297414
Are you having a laugh?
Is he having a laugh?

>>29297414
Aside from the excessive hostility, I agree.
Moondancer has NOTHING to do with EQG.

>>29297430
Sunset came from the MLP world into the EQG world.
Moondancer has ZERO connection to the EQG world.

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>>29296859
>"Hey, Anon how was work?"
"Mmmm."
>"That bad?"
"Mhhmmm."
>You throw your bag down next to the couch and collapse onto the cushions, your head resting on Moondancers flank.
>Her attention is is focused on one of her more recent flavor of the month books she's tried to get you to watch.
>"Do you wish to talk about it?"
"Do you want to hear about it?"
>"Not particularly."
"Then no. I'll just yell at Unicorns later. Fucking specists..."
>A ghost of a smile appears on her face.
>"You know I can always help you feel better."
>Without drawing her focus from the pages, she lifts one of your hands and nonchalantly guides it up her supple horse ass.
>The gesture surprises you, but you don't shy away.
>You'd normally turn down the offer given how tired you are, but it's been a while since you've put out.
"Don't you want to finish that book?"
>"I already know how it ends. And-"
>She seems turn sheepish.
>"I. I have been missing our. Sessions together."
>Now that really surprises you.
"Really?"
>"Yes. Ever since you have taken that job you have left me rather *Ehem* Unfulfilled."
>You have been gone quite often.
>Has she missed you?
"Keep that up mushy mushy stuff up and I'll start to think you actually want to be a couple."
>"You know full well that I have little urge for any romantic pursuits."
"Could have fooled me."
>"I never hear you complain. Now-"
>Moondancer guides your hand to her nether regions, already warm and moist in anticipation.
>"Are you going to rut me or not?"
>>29297414
I'm sorry you don't like thing, friendo

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>>29297506
Shut your greasy holes and post moon butt

>>29297515
>watching a book
Damn I'm tired

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EQG's Velma

>>29297531
My my Moonie, that underwear is a little small and shows quite a bit.
You could even say it's...lewd

>>29297414
'Birb'ponies, Moth ponies, Satyrs, Huge Humans, Demon Ponies, etc. etc. all get fucking threads, but anon chooses to bitch in this one.

If you want more pone Moondancer - create some.

>>29297627
i like EG moonie better desu. butt stuff! haha

>>29297515
>...
>"...So essentially GemStone the forseer sa-Ah-id in his Ooo~ his thEOry of tr-transferable-Ah-relativiSMmmm~ is-Ah, ff-faster- i-is th-that..."
>Your mind absorbs little of the information as you watch your phallus rhythmically slide in and out of Moondancers now sopping wet marehood.
>She is quite insistent on laying on her hooves for the whole ride, so as to 'not develop any emotional connections'.
>You're not to distraught over this condition, watching her glorious butt bounce on you in this fashion is quite mesmerizing.
>You settle into a faster pace per her request, and her dull explanations vary in pitch and moan intensity.
>You sometimes like to make a game of it, see how badly you can mess up her sex lectures.
>"..an-and siNCE the dy-dynaAHmmmic properties o-o-oh-of magicAAL-Oooh yes-crystals cAnn~ be demons-ah-trated..."
>Her tail brushes across your groin, sending shivers up your spine.
>You watch it glide back and forth a second time before you finally recall what it is she wants.
>You slide one hand from her buttocks to the base of her tail, tracing a finger around in a circle.
>This elicits a gasp from the nerd horse, stopping her speech short.
>"Anon."
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmyes?"
>You continue your steady pace of pounding as Moondancer berates you.
>"You know that I do not wish for you to tease me. It is preferable to engage in the act immediately."
"Sounds like someones begging for it."
>"Continue down this path of thinking and you will find yourself rather unsatisfied."
"*Sigh* Fine."

Spagoots

>>29292855
Because she's Twilight without wings and has a better color scheme. She also might be attainable irl, you just have to keep an eye out.

>>29297721
>Moondancer will never teach you about properties of magic as you rail her NEET horse pussy
I never knew I wanted this feel

>>29295376
>>29295779
Glad to see you back

>>29297721
>You wrap your fingers around the soft tail, giving a firm tug with each thrust.
>This seems to satisfy her, as she resumes her lecture.
>"Now-Ah-as I-ah was sAYinnng~..."
>You continue your steady tug and thrust as she explains her magic crystals.
>After several more minutes you feel her start to squeeze on your dick, the pressure pushing you closer and closer to the edge.
"Moondancer I'm-unf-I'm about to-"
>"Ah, go ahead, Anon. I haVE already-Ah-climaxed several times"
>With that, you ramp up your pace, using her tail as a grip to pull her onto you.
>Her high-pitched moans and squeals echo in the room
>You hold it for as long as you can, your balls begging to release your load.
>Finally, when you feel you can hold no longer, you slam down as far as you can into her and feel yourself burst inside.
>Moondancer gasps as you pump load after load deep into her.
>Involuntary spasms rock through your body as you feel your balls practically empty themselves.
>Her quivering pussy is still tightly wrapped around you, eager to milk whatever it can out of you.
>After a moment, you pull out with an audible *pop* and lean back on the couch, panting heavily.
>Moondancer slowly
>Her horn begins to glow, and an aura begins to materializes around her folds.
>"That felt like it was much more than usual."
"Well-huff-it's what happens-huff-when I haven't done it-huff-for a while."

>>29292420

>>29299425
>The aura around her horn and marehood slowly fades and she turns to you, the indifferent expression on her face mixed with a heavy blush.
>"I imagined as much. Certainly not as much as a stallion is supposed to produce normally, but I appreciate the fact that you seem to possess a far greater endurance than they do."
>She turns away and heads into the bathroom, not even bothering to close the door behind her.
>The sound of the bath being sprung to life can be heard, shortly followed by wisps of steam billowing out of the open doorway.
>"So what are your plans for this weekend? I assume that you are not working?"
>You stare at the cushions that have been so stained by your session.
>Your crotch has been met with a similar fate, with splatters of femcum splattered all over you.
>Small drops of cum leak out from you still, dropping onto the already defiled fabric.
"Probably do some cleaning around here. Specifically the couch, now."
>"You are aware that I can just use a spell to clean, yes?"
"Yet you never do."
>The only thing she ever cleans is her bookcase.
>Everything else is either tossed aside or left for you to clean.
>A heavy sigh is heard from the open door, and the couch is surrounded by a pinkish glow.
>Almost immediately, the stains begin to disappear, and the smell of dried cum assails your nose.
>The fabric of the couch returns to its dull beige color, almost looking as new as when you first saw it.
>The glow disappears and you're left sitting there naked and still dirty.
>"Happy?"
>Damn magic horses.
>You stand up and head over into the bathroom, where you see Moondancer almost fully submerged in suds.
>She doesn't even seem fazed at your entrance, shifting in the bathtub to make room for you.
"You missed a spot."
>She looks up at you, doubt painted on her face.
>"Where?"
>You grab the base of your dick and wag it around, flicking a small glob of cum onto her face.
>She recoils, letting out a yelp of surprise.

>>29292420
The lack of thickness in OP's picture disturbs me.

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>>29301240
Fuck, I just want to huff her sweater

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>>29301248
I want to play with her stupid little ponytail

>>29297515
I love you and thank you for this

>>29293125
>Anyone else remember the greentext where moondancer was going to pay you $500 to have sex with her and Sour Sweet blackmails you into being her BF?
Just read that one through, shame he couldn't finish it.

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>>29297414
I fap to Moondancer.
And to EQG-styled Moondancer too.
And to Monster High.

>>29301820
Are there any other greens with Sour?

RIP in peace, Jeck.

>>29301917
Check lewd sleepover or fimfiction

>>29301626
Anytime friendo. Feel free to give me more requests, if you want. Gives me a chance for some fresh writing

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>>29296949
>Good luck!
>On that test I mean.
>Don't worry, I never studied for them either.
>Hey uh, can I ask you something?
>Do you actually like rap or do you just say that?
>Oh.
>Can I ask something else?
>What i heard about you, is that true?
>About you selling- you know.
>...
>No, I'm not gonna tell, but-
>I just wish you didn't.
>You already know what could happen.
>I know you need money but there's better ways.
>Just think about it, please.
>...
>Hey, uh, I was just thinking.
>Remember when we went to watch your game?
>I think you were in 8th grade.
>You lost so bad, and I laughed so hard.
>When I tried out?
>Shut up!
>I quit because I wasn't about to get water for all these people.
>At least I tried.

>>29303055
another idea I had would be moonie and anon are in their mid 20s in a post-college "what the hell am I doing" stage of life with sucky jobs and anon meets moonie on an okcupid-like dating site. then awkward conversations with moonie getting defensive and insecure and an awkward first date and sex eventually. seems like it would be a pretty long premise for a story and would take a while to get to lewd, but maybe that's good

>>29303488
Anon that sounds gay af, holy shit

>>29303488
That sounds too much like something that could actually happen.
We aren't writing Lifetime movies here, Anon.

>>29294405
That's all?

>>29303527
>That sounds too much like something that could actually happen
uh yeah

>>29303547
Go do it then nigga.

>>29303527
>We aren't writing lifetime movies here
What you got against those senpai

>>29303981
Men are awful and will hurt you because this is Lifetime

>>29301292
>you will never cary her around when she's small
>you wil never cary her around then she grows up
>you will never face your face crush between her mighty thighs

>>29304386
Not sure if it was lifetime but I remember watching that TV series about wives killing their abusive husbands and was all about how the guy had it coming

>>29305150
It's called 'Snapped' and my mom likes to watch it and tell my dad that's whats coming to him.

T-they uh, they love each other though.

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>>29305180

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>Be Moon Dancer
>Now near your what near late 20's, early 30's.
>Anyways you are the teacher to a early high school class.
>Always ranging from like 14 to 15 year old dumb asses that think the world revolves around them.
>Especially the boys.
>They only think with their dick mostly.
>They can be smart though, you just have to wait for them to try to be.
>Your new semester was beginning.
>Which means you have to teach no dumb asses about stuff they probably already know.
>You arrive in the school room early to prepare.
>Placing the assigned books and pencils to your students desk.
>When you arrive you notice someone already there.
>A little boy.
>Seemed to be 13.
>A year younger than the students you are used to.
>Must be lost becauss his parents mistook this school for the middle school down the street.
>Well you might as well help him out.

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>>29306201
"Are you lost?"
>The young teen was caught off guard and jumped back a bit.
>He then looked back back see you.
>"Umm...... no......"
"Are you sure? You're about a year too early to start this class."
>"I-I realize that ms...."
"Moondancer."
>"...... Oh.... so you're my new teacher."
"Excuse me?"
>"Oh! I'm supposed to give you and the principal this."
>The young boy then gave you a document.
>With a stamp of approval by the middle school and the high school.
>You inspect it.
"Dear lucky teacher.
We are glad to inform you that the student Night Sparkle has had superb grades more advanced than the other students. Which is why we have decided to move him up to the 9'th grade. We expect great things to come from him."
-Canterlot Middle school.
........
"Let me guess you think you're some special snow flake that thinks just because you skip a grade you're the greatest thing on Earth?"
>"N-no ma'me.", he nervously said, "I don't think that at all."
......
>You sigh as you continue to get shit done.
"Just sit in the front row. Bullies tend to sit in the back mostly."
>"Yes ma'me."
"And for god's sake don't answer every question."

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>>29306288
>After a few hours you then begin your class.
>You see that the class is filled with dumb asses that want to leave because they want to do a sport or they are missing their favorite TV show or some other shit.
>Your salary is not worth 12 hours of this shit.
>Anyways you can can can students to come up to the board and state their name to the class.
>You still don't know why Principal Celestia still has the students do this in the beginning of the semester.
>They are not fucking kindergartners.
>Speaking of which.
>The young boy goes to face everyone now.
>Boy this ought to make a good first impression.
>The young boy stammered a bit.
>"um......... hi...... My name is Night Light Sparkle Jr.... I'm thirteen an-"
>When you heard the name, everything else kind of went silent.
>Sparkle.
>As in Twilight Sparkle?
>As is the same woman who chose some douche over you?!
>Granted she didn't know that you loved her but still.
>No it couldn't be.
>There's no way she could spawn this little kid and he would happen to be at the same school you teach.
>You need some confirmation.
>You see him about to return to his desk.
"Ehem!", you cough out, "Mr Sparkle. You wouldn't happen happen be related to a Twilight Sparkle would you?"
>"T-that's my mom yes."
......
"Sorry I just needed some clarification."
>"oh...... can I go back to my seat now?"
"Yes."
>"Thank you Ms Moondancer."
>Young Sparkle then returned to his seat.

>>29306778
I want to spoon and cuddle moondancer and lick her ponut

>>29307087
Same desu

>>29306424
>Night Light Sparkle Jr

ARE YOU FUCKING NLJ?!

>>29304626
>You'll never be a Moonie type's normie younger brother
>You'll never grow up in the gutter with her as your only decent rolemodel
>You'll never give her a tough time because of your childish lack of understanding.
>In school, she'll never just be known as your sister, not ever by her name.
>She'll never ask you to fetch books for her the limit is 2 per student and you never read.
>You'll never try to get what she asked, only for her to tell you that she already read those.
>Your parents will never joke about her being antisocial for her never leaving the house while you're hardly ever home.
>You'll still never sneak in and sleep on floor of her room when you get scared at night.
>She'll never be hypercritical of you, making you dislike her, not realizing it was just to make you a better person.
>You'll never finally realize this years later, after you've become petty and ghetto.

Oh wait, yeah I will, and I did.

>>29307603
I knew that sounded a bit specific. Well anon, have you learned? Have you realized the errors of your ways and sought to improve yourself?

>>29307350
Not everything is related to that joke.

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>>29307954
The main thing is she didn't want me being a deadbeat like someone we know.
Which thanks to her, I managed to avoid.
Although if I'm being honest, she does still say a lot of things just to fuck with me.

>>29306424
>The class continued on as normal.
>You would give out the lesson and occasionally ask questions to your class.
>Unsurprisingly enough no one wanted to answer.
.....
>Except for Night Sparkle.
>Night really was smart enough to be in your class.
>He was able to answer every question you asked everyone perfectly.
>It's no surprise though.
>Twilight was the smartest student when they were both in high school together.
>She literally was perfect in every way in your opinion.
>Perfect Grades
>Perfect voice
>Perfect speaker
>Perfect looks
>Perfect ass
......
>You shouldn't think of that last one.
>Especially in front of the students.
>Well luckily it was lunch break.
>So all your students were now getting ready to rush out the class room and towards the cafeteria.
>While you on the other hand went to faculty and staff lounge.
>Where Cheerilee, Celestia, Luna, among other faculty members were hanging out at.
>Wonder what they have to say about the new transfer.

>>29292519
Yes mommy

>>29306778

>>29308859
So is this like a cougar green or something?

>>29292420

>>29308859
Why is she gay?

>>29311305
Maybe she's bi.
>"Well I can't have Twilight but at least I can suck her son's dick."

>>29311313
Oh shit, I got you.
But don't you think it's kind of an overused trope that a loner girl is in love with her only friend?

>>29311467
I dunno I didn't write it. I was just making a guess.

>>29311313
The question is.
How does she get him to have sex with her?

>>29311537
Pay him $500?

>>29311537
He him he's failing his tests on a certain subject.

>>29311558
>He him he's
What did he mean by this?

>>29311537
>She feels tempted to fuck him because she wants the son of Twilight Sparkle to give her children so she has Sparkle genes in her bloodline and worthy successors.

>>29311659
I don't know why it's sent like that.

I meant to say
"She tells him he's failing his class."

>>29292420

>>29311537
>she alludes that most girls are cheap roasties
>she alludes to the huge double standards regarding consent
>she alludes that being male in modern society is hugely oppressed
>she alludes that she wants a family and a good father for her children
Et cetera.

>>29313756
go back to /pol/ or just kill yourself

>>29308859
>The faculty lounge.
>The place where teachers are allowed to express themselves and relax.
>It's always comforting to be here.
>Well for someone who's social that is.
.......
>You're not really that social of a person.
>While you are tough and strict at the class room, here you're more or less that person that stands in the corner drinking punch while there's a huge party going on.
>You should know.
>You've been that person in multiple occasions.
>Your friends' birthday parties.
>Dance Clubs you were dragged into.
>Your own birthday parties.
>Twilight's baby shower.
>Twilight's wedding.
.......
>Dang it!
>Why are you remembering her all of a sudden?!
>You moved on from this!
>She married the douche she had sex with at your 16'th birthday party.
>You were late on making any moves.
>It's not their fault for not knowing.
......
>Although the least he could have done was wear a condom that day.

>>29314718
>Maybe you should just look at the sports field.
>Rainbow Dash should be out there making them jump around and such
>That should get Twilight out of your mind.
>You look outside.
>Looks like they're having fun.
>And by fun, you mean their endless amount of torture and pain from being outside.
>You're not much of a outdoors person yourself, so you understand their pain.
>Running around the same track about 20 times.
>All while wearing a set of sports clothes that reveal a bit too much.
>Only to be covered in sweat for no good reason really.
>Using the school showers with a bunch of other students who will mock your body, because your boobs are smaller than they should be.
>Stop saying your breasts belong to a middle schooler!
>They'll grow bigger dammit!
.......
>You're getting a lot of PTSD today.
>Anyways you might as well continue watching.
>You then notice one of the students.
>It's Night Sparkle.
>You see him trying his best to catch up with the other students on the track field.
>You could see him sweat all over his small 13 year old body.
>He wasn't really athletic.
>He would usually trip over himself every few minutes.
>Nor did it look like he had the nerve to actually do this.
>But dammit he looked so cute trying to put all his effort into it.
>But judging by how much dirt and sweat were on him he was going to need a nice warm shower.
.......
>You couldn't help but blush at the fact that this kid would later wash himself.
>You couldn't help but wonder how much he actually got from his mother an-
>"My my. Moondancer..... are you spying on little boys?"

>>29314898
>You turn around in shock from what you just heard.
>There you a see the owner of the voice.
>Old man Discord, the janitor of the school.
>"Well then, what naughty thought is in that head of your's Ms Moondancer?"
"None of your business Discord."
>You said as you tried shooing him away from you.
"Why are you even here?"
>"Well I am a janitor around here, which means I work here, making me a part of the faculty. So technically I am allowed to enjoy the chocolate milk you guys drink here.", he said as he drank from his plastic cup giving out a nice sigh, "I must ask Celestia what brand she gets because this is delicious."
"OK, you got me there.... But still I'm not spying on the school boys!"
>"You mean students. That's usually what you always refer them as."
"Well.... yes..... bu-"
>"So tell me Ms Moondancer... which one one are you so eager to spy on?", He said looking out the window.
"None of them! They're my students! I'm just concerned for their well being!"
>If you say so.... by the way...
>Discord then tossed a lunch box towards you.
>Had some kid cartoon design on them and such.
>"Short stack left it at the lunch room. Mind giving it back to him for me?"
"B-but I only teach science! That's the first class! I won't be seeing any students til tomorr-"
>"He should be at the shower room by now. If you're lucky you might catch him. See ya!"
"Hey! Wait a minute!"
>Discord then left you with the lunch box.
.......
"He's in the shower room huh...."

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>>29294947
>http://pastebin.com/W95D8fhQ
What song was the youtube link in line 81 linking to? Seems it's not available anymore

>>29315021
More?

>>29315021
Bruh your strory is extra trash.

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>>29303181
>Thanks again for helping me move all this, my stupid roommate was supposed to help too, but-
>At least dad let you borrow the truck.
>...
>You sure you can take that on your own?
>Alright I guess.
>So...
>Some of the girls here keep asking about you.
>Yeah, weird.
>Well, they ask if I know you.
>If you go here.
>It's really odd.
>Sometimes they don't believe me when I tell them you're my brother.
>They say you're cute.
>But they're all ugly, so it doesn't count.
>Now hurry up, I still need to set up for the yard sale.

>>29314404
>complaining about roasties
>/pol/

Are you a newfag?
That post reeked of /r9k/

>>29315633
Bruh, you're extra trash.

>>29315424
Later.

>>29317317
Don't be late.

>>29314404
>likes reading
>she doesn't read science and history
>implying they came up with it and not the collective of literate Internet users
She will go back there. But can you follow?

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>>29317168
The difference being you don't know what I'm like, but I can read this story.
And I can say that it is shit.

Now hold up, I'm tryna w&b.

>>29292420
>Butt stuff
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sezPL1d4Y8I

>>29318221
And most of us respect that opinion.

>>29315021
>You wait in near the entrance of the boys shower room.
>While you are tempted to enter, you know the school would have your ass if they knew you entered.
>You look at lunch box covered with liscensed characters again.
>It really looks like it belongs to a younger student.
>Maybe if you're lucky it is Sparkle's.
>Maybe you can talk to him.
>Ask him how he's doing, if he likes the school so far.
>Maybe a few questions about his mom.
>Does she ever think about you anymore?
>Does she even remember you?
>Did she ever talk about you....
>No otherwise her son would have said something about you.
>You continue onto your thoughts and then see a group of clothed students leave the shower room.
>Which means he should come out now.
.....
.....
.....
>You didn't see him among the group of males.
>He probably got locked into his own locker.
>The fucking jocks probably did it.
>You might as well try and help him out.

>>29320672
Fair enough.
But to be frank, I am a degenate normie stoner.

Now, I'm gonna continue to recount stupid ass stories from my youth involving my antisocial sister.

>>29320883
>You officially enter the boy's shower room.
>Hey, if he's locked up, someone's gotta let him out.
>and it might as well be you.
>You get near the lockers and peer into each and everyone of them.
>You're now near the halfway point of the first row.
>And so far there's no near naked boy inside any of them.
.......
>Not that you are expecting anything like that.
>You continue to search.
>"Winter Wrap Up. Winter Wrap Up. Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm."
>You could hear someone humming all of a sudden.
>You decide to follow and find the source.
>As you go closer the sound of water running also grows louder as well.
>You then see the source.
>The owner of the voice belonged to the young boy of this high school.
>Night Sparkle.
>Still taking his shower.
>Still naked.
>You then blush a bit and hide.
>Because shit!
>He's fine and you have no reason to be here.
>And if he sees you, he's most likely going to inform principal Celestia.
>And you really don't want to go to jail!
>You peek around the corner to see if he's done.
>It doesn't seem like it.
>Boy does this kid take long ass showers.
....
>Speaking of ass it's actually kind of cute.
>Kind of reminds you of Twilight's.
....
>Holy FUCK!
>He's a minor!
>Don't go around thinking of that kind of stuff!!

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>>29295779
Surely there will be a continuation and ending to this?
Right?
R-right?

>>29321045
Yiss.

>>29321045
>You should really think about how the fuck to get out of here!
>If you just leave the room quietly.
>You might as well see when he's turned around again.
>You peek around again.
>He seems to be rinsing his back now.
>Damn!
>If you floor it now he's going to notice you.
>There has to be another way out.
....
>Although the view that you have of him right now seems a bit nice.
>He clearly has a lot of Twilight's traits.
>He got that skinny body.
>Barely any muscle.
>And yet he still fit and healthy.
>That hair, though it looks a lot like his father's, still has that everlasting glow and straight flow going for it.
>He from the way he looked he was clearly beginning puberty.
>Small freckles of hair started growing all over his chest and his small cro-
.....
>Stop that!
>You are not a pedophile!
>You are a science teacher that clearly has issues with her past.
>Just focus on getting out!
>Check if he's done.
>You then turn to see him again.
>But you then notice the water's off.
>And he's right in front of you.

>>29321163
>You both couldn't help but stare at each other for a bit.
>Letting an awkward silence enter the room.
.......
>"Ms Moondancer.... what are you doing here?"
"Oh..... what am I doing here? ........ what am I doing here..... psshh........ ah.......... Well you see I'm....."
>You look around the room for a bit.
>Clearly you have no idea what to say to give as an excuse to be here.
>You then spot the lunchbox.
"I......... came to give you back your lunch box..... here you go."
>You hand the lunch box to him.
>He stares at the thing for a bit.
>"This isn't mine Ms Moondancer. I'm not into ponies."
"Oh.... you're not?"
>"I'm not."
"Well.... umm....."
>Shit!
>Discord lied to you!
>Fuck that janitor!
>Come on think of something.
.....
>Well his member does look kind of small.
.....
>NOT THAT KIND OF THOUGHTS!
>They won't help!
....
>Actually they could....
"A-actually, we have something to do for every student every semester. It's kind of like a health check up done by teachers."
>"A health check up? Wait a minute.... I think I heard of this before.... is this Penis Inspection Day?"
>You couldn't help but blush when you heard those words coming out from his mouth.
>But you proceed to go on.
"Yes. It's done by every semester by one teacher. Night Light Sparkle, it is my job to inspect your..."
>You gulp as you say this.
"Penis."

>>29301909
Who here >devilish?

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>catch up on Dancing in the Moonlight
>a feeling of emptiness and angst kicks in
>feel like I wasted my high school years by not experiencing young, stupid love
>>29295779
T-thanks, tripfriend

>>29321641
Tf did you do for 4 years that you didn't have at least one girl?

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>>29321667
Ignored literally everyone

>>29321706
I'm actually not sure if being part of the local group hoodlums is any better, but I knew everyone at least.

>>29321839
nigger detected

>>29321845
Poor Mexican actually.
Don't think it helps your case either, you're the one complaining about not experiencing shit.

>>29321320
This green fails.

Mostly because because are in Moondancer's perspective instead of the character she's going after!

>>29321881
Maybe he can switch perspectives?

>>29292420
Unf

>>29292420

>>29319416

unnh

>>29295779
This >>29321070
We need a continuation!

>>29300068
"Right there."
>She stares back at you with an annoyed expression very visible in her usually insouciant eyes.
>The splooge streaked across her face, leaving a milky white trail from her ear to snout.
>"Wash it off."
>You shrug, smirking at your antics, and carefully step into the tub.
"Yes, dear."
>Moondancer lets out a groan as she .
>"You know I don't like that. I'm not your dear."
"Sorry, honey-bunch."
>Another groan, and she sits up in front of you, levitating the soap into your hand.
>You run your hand across her face, wiping off the snail trail you left, taking care not to get soap in her eyes.
>The two of you silently sit in the bath as you both scrub the days filth off of yourselves.
>Finally, Moondancer breaks the silence.
>"Anon?"
"Hmm?"
>"Do you think that I am...peculiar?"
"Uuuuuuhhhh. Well, peculiar isn't the first word that comes to mind?"
>"What is?"
"Wierd."
>"They both essentially possess same definition."
"I know. I just would have used weird instead of some big word."
>She sighs and turns to you.
>"You know what I am talking about. What we do is not normal for roommates, even in my world. Why do you agree to these things?"
>That's a question you asked yourself a few times.
>It was certainly very odd when she proposed to "copulate" with, insisting it was so she could study your mating rituals.
>You didn't believe her at first, thinking this was just an excuse to get some exotic dick.
>But her adamant refusal of any romantic partnerships convinced you otherwise.
>Either way, it's certainly better than wacking it.

>>29321641
Trust me, high school romances aren't worth it
>>29321070
No need to worry. There will be

>>29324709
>The strictly platonic grounds of your friendship makes things such as bathing together less awkward.
>You keep telling yourself it's only awkward if you make it awkward.
>So why do you stick around?
>Surely you could find some pony that's more...inviting.
>"Anon?"
>You look down and see Moondancer staring at you with her deep purple eyes.
>"Well?"
>You breath a heavy sigh.
"I can't tell you. I've asked myself that question sometimes. I mean it's definitely preferable to being out on the streets again."
>You pull her onto your lap, the tub water splashing around with the sudden movement.
>Moondancer makes no move to stop you, as she seems more interested in your explanation.
"I just know that it's comfortable around here, I'm provided for, I'm not leeching off you, I'm content with the arrangements we have right now, and...and I'm happy."
>She raises her eyebrow inquisitively.
>"So you don't leave because you're...happy?"
>A shrug is your response.
"There isn't really a better way I can put it."
>Moondancer stares at you for several moments longer before shrugging.
>"I guess I can accept that. Could you get my hair?"
"Sure."
>You grab a bottle of her shampoo, squeezing a generous helping onto your hand, and begin your work in more silence.
>...
>...
>"Anon?"
"Hmm?"
>"Do I make you happy?"
>...
"Yes."
>...
>"Good. I'm glad."
END

>>29292519
If she's so much into butt stuff she should wash herself first, like, with an enema.

>>29325499
>Moonie
>Washing
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>29325922
I want to wash Moonie.

>>29326332
She won't go willingly

>>29326342
I won't give up so easily.

>>29326414
>you force an enema on her
I want to force an enema on her.

>>29326746
You people are wierd

>>29326856
Shit I've been knowing that.
Let them dream.

>>29327037
You people are weird.

>>29327486
And you're a fucking normalfag.

>>29327486
Nigga be saying the same shit twice and calling me weird.

>>29327512
Weirdo

>>29327534
Aight do a face reveal real quick, head ass.

>>29324987
thanks for making this

>>29327534
You guys are weird.

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>>29315931
>What?
>Oh, shut up about that.
>That was a long time ago.
>Huh?
>Ugh, fine, but you better stop asking about it.
>So I must've lost this book I had I can't even remember which one and forgot about it.
>Anyways.
>I'm just minding my own business, when we get a letter in the mail.
>Apparently the library was suing mom because of that.
>Yeah, that was fun...
>No, it wasn't that much.
>She just paid for the book, and court was like $80.
>And I haven't been back there in a while.
>I think the last time I went was-
>December?
>...
>Stop saying that!
>I already told you I don't fucking like goosebumps.

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>>29313756
>cheap roasties
tf is a roastie? i keep hearing that but never knew what that was. Urban Dictionary just gives me dark nipples.

>>29329376