Dadonequus thread: Children of chaos: The misadventures of Filly Anon

Mmmmmm, much better

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>>29290384
Thanks OP
This one's better

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>>29290384
Yay

it keeps happening

>"Ahm tellin' you Scootaloo, it's gonna be fine. Even if they did have trouble. That no good changeling ain't got nothin' on Anon's horn."
>You hear Applebloom's voice as she looks back at Scootaloo as she opens the door.
>"Then why wasn't Scrappy waiting for us after school?" Scootaloo sounded worried, scared even.
>"Erm, well. Ya know how Scrappy is, probably just tellin that no good Chrysalis how the whole mission thing went." Applebloom begins to turn around as she lets Scootaloo inside.
>"I hope so...If anything happened to him." She gulps "I didn't,,,"
>"Ah know Scootaloo, it was just all that wonky love drainin' those nasty bugs did to ya, ya didn't mean to...Anon?" Applebloom finally notices you standing there. Even though they didn't seem to wonder if you were ok. you were sure they had talked about you in an earlier moment.
>And yep, no Sweetie Belle.
"Yo."
>You wave with a cocky grin on your face
"How ya d-OMPH!"
>Both Scootaloo and Applebloom dive down on you. Hugging you.
>"You're ok!" Applebloom squeals
"U-uhh"
>You blush, two huggy fillies? a-adorable really.
"Y-yeah, why wouldn't I be? I-I am the hero colt ya know"
>"Don't be like that Anon, we know ya can be a goof up sometimes. We we're really worried about you and.....wait" Applebloom noticed something was missing. Which then caught Scootaloo's attention.
>And boy did it catch her attention.
>"SCRAPPY!" She jumped up and looked around, scared, she didn't see him. "SCRAPPY!? SCRAPPY!"
>She didn't see him? Was he hiding?
>"Anon, w-what happened to Scrappy?" Applebloom slowly got off of you, she looked nearly as worried as Scootaloo.
"U-ummm, he should be-"

>>29291053
>"Right here..." Scrappy was poking his head out from behind their podium. "I-I'm right here...H-hello Master Applebloom, Scootaloo" He was whimpering.
>"Scrappy..." Applebloom could see it in his eyes. Scootaloo had told her how Scrappy reacted. She didn't know it was this bad.
>"I-I know I don't deserve forgiveness. I was a bad puppy. A bad changeling. I'm sorry I'm evil...I-I like being evil. I'm g-good at it...I don't know how to be anything else....I'm sorry...I never felt these bad feelings in my heart though. Not evil feelings, just...bad feelings. It hurts. I don't know why it hurts."
>"Scrappy...hey come on. Don't be like that." Scootaloo carefully approaches him "We don't mind you being "evil", that's not why I got mad. I just felt different and was angry. It was my fault for getting angry at you for what your siblings did. You're a great friend Scrappy, who cares if you're "evil", to me....you're the greatest and nicest changeling I ever met. And the bravest, and the coolest" Scootaloo started to tear up as she began to list what she thought of him "And the truest, and the most awesome too. You're such an awesome changeling that I don't even think of you as a changeling. You're just Scrappy, A great friend"

>>29291090
>Scrappy went back behind the podium as he began to sob. "....I...but...you were hurt and..."
>"Scootaloo positioned herself to sit on her butt as she held her forelegs out "Hug time"
>"Hug T-time?" Scrappy whimpered
>"Hug time" Scootaloo said again
>There was a silent moment. But then Scrappy, in all his excitement and love, hopped out from behind the podium and dove into Scootaloo as he cried "HUG TIME!". Scootaloo easily catching him and holding him tightly as they both sobbed.
>It was a sweet moment. All those words pierced his heart. But it was the hugs that drew him in. He was crying and thanking Scootaloo for her forgiveness. He wasn't evil, he really did do what made those he loved happy. Whether it be them or the queen. For the most part, he did have a scary lust for wanting to crush ponies he didn't know. But maybe that was a changeling thing.
>"Anon, did ya get hurt out there? Did Scrappy? ya both look fine." Applebloom was giving you a once over while Scootaloo was occupied with Scrappy. She was relieved so far that none of you seem to have a scratch.
"Oh, uhh..yeah. That Thorax guy? He wasn't as dangerous as Scrappy or Chrysalis made him out to be. Turns out he's a soft and nice turncoat. Totally on our side who was just looking for a friend. My guess was that Chrysalis wanted him back to torture or even destroy him for turning traitor. He's a little too soft though, he was willing to let us rip his wings out so it looked like we threw him down a pit"
>"Wha?" Applebloom was confused "So, he's nice like Scrappy?"
"About, he's nice because he likes ponies and dislikes Chrysalis. Scrappy though? he just likes us because he thinks of us as highly as he does Chrysalis."
>"Oh...wow. Ah didn't think there was any changeling that was like that. So, what did ya both do with him?" Applebloom wondered.

>>29291176
>You grin at her as you wave your hooves forward and back.
"Ohhhhoooo, get this. You're not gonna believe it. Luna showed up to help us out, don't ask why, she did. And now? Thorax is in Canterlot, in the castle, meeting with Princess Celestia."
>"Wha?! That sounds like hooey to me. Is that really what happened?" Applebloom just couldn't believe it
"Why don't you send a letter to her and find out?"
>"...Huh...ah think ah-Mph!" Applebloom gets surprised by Scrappy's hug from behind, she then giggles as she twists enough to pet his head "Awww Scrappy. Are ya feelin' better?"
>"Lots and lots!" He nuzzled her head against her "Where is Sweetie Belle? I want to give her hugs too!"
>Yeah,,,
"That's right, where is she? I'd think she'd be with you guys."
>Applebloom brings Scrappy to her front side to give him a gentler and more personal hug. "She's...erm. She's kinda takin' one for the team right now"
>Taking one for the team?
"Wha? What does that mean?"
>Scootaloo moves up to pat Scrappy's head as he hugs Applebloom, though she is visibly cringing about the whole Sweetie Belle thing "Yeaaaaah, heh. Ya see. Your "sis" sort of made a reeeallly big deal about you bring sick. Diamond Tiara nearly lost it. I dunno why, but I guess she's REALLY gotten into you now because she was ready to leave school right there to take care of you. Bugbr- er...Chrysalis told her it'd be ok but she was begging her to take her to your room. She didn't, so she just sorta freaked out. Sweetie Belle is with her now, trying to keep her calm. Since we know the situation best, we kinda felt we could tell Diamond Tiara stuff without revealing anything. And Sweetie Belle volunteered to actually do it. She felt bad for ragging on you after what I told her"

>>29291237
>Awww, Sweetie Belle. Well, You had to guess she understood now. You still felt guilty that Scootaloo had to suffer to make it happen.But thank Luna for helping Scoots through her dreams. Yeah, Luna's dream drifting was kinda creepy. But you could see, that yeah, it was pretty important after all
"Oh...mnnn, I'll have to thank her next time I see her."
>"I don't mind! That means I get to do this twice!" Scrappy was just vague enough to confuse the two young fillies.
>"Get to do this...?" Applebloom loosened her grip, utterly puzzled
>"Twice?" As was Scootaloo
>"Yep!" Scrappy broke away from the hugs and cuddles to behind the podium as he grabbed his bag with this teeth and pulled it back in front of the two fillies and opened it "Yeah! First I get to surprise you two, then Sweetie Belle later! I'm so happy! First, for Master Applebloom!"
>He pulls out a smaller bag, full of the ingredients you wagered. "This bag has a lot of potion mixing stuff. I know you'll love it! You like potion stuff don't you?"
>"Potion stuff? You mean like, for mixin and makin' potions?" Applebloom heard they were ingredients, but just had to make sure.
>"Yup!" He hopped about excitingly as he scootches the bag forward.
>Applebloom begins to sift through the bag. Her eyes going wide at all the rare items that Scrappy stole or found. "Wow! Look it all this rare stuff! Scrappy, this is amazin'. Ah didn't know you were such a good tracker!"
>Scrappy salutes "Only the best for Master Applebloom!"
>Applebloom gives him a gentle and sweet hug "Thank you Scrappy, yer the best!"
>"Yes! I am the best! The best for my Queen, and the best for my friends!" He hugs, then salutes again. He then starts sifting through the bag and pulls out the Rainbow Dash doll. "And this is for Scootaloo! A Rainbow Dash doll." His excitement dies down though. As he holds it to her with sad eyes. "I-I hope you like it" He was still sorry for hurting her. even when he really didn't.

>>29291255
>Scootaloo gets excited however, She takes the doll and immediately hugs it. Extremely thankful for Scrappy's gift. "WOOAH! THIS LOOKS SO AWESOME! SCRAPPY! I LOVE IT!"
>"Really?!" He smiled, he could feel a warmth which gave him uncontrollable fuzzy feelings. He began to shiver from a soft sense of love and warmth. "Y-you really do?"
>"Yeah!...and" She stops, and looks to him. She smiled warmly at him. She gently but the doll down and opened her hooves again for him "Another hug time?"
>"ANOTHER HUG TIME?! WOWEE! NOPONY EVER GAVE ME TWO IN A ROW! YES! YES! YES!" He dives into her and receives yet another gentle hug.
>It was such a super sweet scene. Dammit Scrappy, you were dumb, loyal, and cute.
>Applebloom steps to your side as she too takes in the lovely scene. "Ahm really glad everything worked out. We we're worried about you two. Ah swear, if anything happened to you or Scrappy...mnnnn...ah woulda given that bug a piece of mah mind."
>You appreciated those words. But, you could never let that happen.
"I'm glad you got my back Applebloom. I...well"
>But given you we're never going to run into such a problem. Well, you felt that way anyway. You felt you could let her have this.
"Just thanks, good to know my friends have my back."
>"Yup! We're crusaders ain't we? We always got each others back and-" Applebloom suddenly jumps when she hears a voice coming from the front of the clubhouse
>"A'hm tellin' you Twi, that puppy Applebloom's got is somethin' else. it's got more moxie than a wolf in a hen house." Yeah, you and even Scootaloo tense up when you hear Applejack's voice.
>"It does sound pretty amazing Applejack, I'd love to take records of what he can do. Any dog that young that can do things like that must be capable of breaking records. I'm feeling pretty giddy! It sounds like it can be a historical moment." Twilight said...really? She said that? She's excited over this?

>>29291338
>"Ah dunno about that, but he could definitely win some competitions. He hasn't learned anythin' important like bringin' the cows home or chasin' down pesky critters. But he listens to everything Applebloom says without messin' up or gettin' confused. And when ah say that, ah mean he'll listen to anythin'. I swear, if she told him to speak pony he'd be speakin' pony every which way. Ah know he's young. But ah think he's ready for the tougher stuff now." Applejack certainly sounded impressed.
>....but you had to fucking hide.

>>29291364
Oh man, one thing is hidding Scrappy from normal ponies. A completely different thingvis hidding him from Twilight's purple autism

Momenequus when?

>>29291338
Scoots best CMC!

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>>29291364
Scrappy is fucking adorable.

And Scoots is best crusader.

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Stole this from the Anon Pie Adventure thread

>>29293552
Your ship isn't canon

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>>29293890
95% canon
Just one Fluttershy episode in S7 focusing on Discord and we're home.

>>29293921
It can go both ways. A single episode with Discord and another female that isn't Fluttershy and your ship will sink

>>29293552
>Discord
>Fluttershy
>Bats
With a few more add-ons and this could be this thread in a nutshell

>>29294595
Someone could make it happen

>>29293921
I don't like shippings, and I do think that the series is hinting for another type of love than what you may want. But as I said, if it gets canonized, I will include it in my story, and that means a set up and everything that comes after that. if it really happens, I have a plan that includes a scene based on the first superman movie The movie that came out in the 70's it is not Discord doing spins around the world to revive Fluttershy also I already covered my bases with that potential plot point and it was so subtle that no one called on my shit

>>29295072
Just do it

I miss Bunny

>>29295940
And he misses you

>>29295370
Not until is confirmed as 100% canon. But as I said, if I do it, I'm doing it right. I'm a big sucker for good romance in movies so I will do my best And actually, those big super hero comics not having any romantic stuff, even when there are clear love interests is something thatvhas always bothered me to no end. Superman inviting Lois Lane to a little flying session was great. Shit, look at stuff like Star Wars, Han Solo and Leia falling in love was some of the best things about Empire Strikes Back. Pure romantic stories are great too, look at Singing in the Rain or the most recent La La Land if you want an example.

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>>29291364
>>....but you had to fucking hide.
So much diabetus, and ending on a good cliff, top shelf; Erf.

As soon as discord declared that sneaking was the rule of the afternoon, I wondered what the fuck up would be. AJ+Twilly sperging out about scrappy couldn't be more delicious.

Thread newfag here. At pt 102 of erf's green. Is there any art of filly chryssi? I need a visualization

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>>29296916
Here

>>29296916
i think he meant her as a bug filly. derpi has a few

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>>29296916

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>>29296916
Read on Anon!
And a bump because page eight isn't great.

>>29291364
"C-crud! Dad told me I can't be seen since I'm sick! Where do I hide?!"
>You looked around, there really wasn't any good spot.
>"Ummm!" Applebloom starts looking around "Ah didn't know ya had to hide! Anypony got any ideas?!"
>And before anything else could be said. Scrappy slams his now empty bag over you. "He can hide in here!"
"DGDFDG"
>You struggled in the bag from the surprise. Considering he put it right over you. You were having some trouble breathing.
>But as Applejack knocked on the door. All Applebloom could do was give you a quick buck to warn you. Despite you being able to hear the knock yourself. Geez, it hurt. It made you fall to the ground and wiggle slightly in the bag as you groaned softly in pain.
>"Applebloom, ya in there?" Applejack asked through the door.
>"Yeah! hold on!" Applebloom points to the corner. Scootaloo quickly grabs the bag and drags it to the corner. You bump your head into something. but you couldn't tell what,
>Applebloom then opens the door. Everyone is all smiles. "Heya sis! what's up!"
>"Hey Applebloom, oh ain't much. Just wonderin' if you and Scrappy are ready to try out some real farm work. Ya have been practicing haven't ya?"
>"Oh...er. Yup! oh!" Applebloom notices and then waves to Twilight, as does Scootaloo, when Twilight enters the clubhouse "Heya Twilight"
>"Hi! How was school today Applebloom? Scootaloo? Learn anything interesting?" Twilight, ever the bookhorse, was not only being polite but was curious as to what lessons the CMC learned today.
>"Oh...y'know. Math, words...stuff" Scootaloo shrugged, it really did seem like a boring day at school today.

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>>29296916
Found this one in my cluster fuck that is Google photos. There should be more grin the late June through August 2016 timeframe.

>>29297894
>"Oh? What kind of math? Just to let you both know. I'm a wiz at math. So after we're done testing Scrappy. I wouldn't mind giving a few pointers." Twilight seemed pretty proud of this. Of course she did. She liked teaching as much as she liked learning.
>"Ah, no. That's alright. Erm..Scrappy! can ya come here? Right next to me?" Applebloom patted a spot with her hoof right at her side.
>Scrappy let out a few realistic barks as he ran up to Applebloom and sat in place. Right next to her.
>"See what ah mean Twi? Ain't never seen a puppy listen that good. Even Winona had trouble with commands when she was a pup" Applejack pointed at Scrappy, utterly amazed at how pinpoint he was.
>"Well, calling a dog is pretty basic. I mean, I know he's a puppy. But some dogs understand commands at a younger age just fine. I thought it'd be a little more amazing than that" Twilight wasn't too impressed.
>"Oh, you ain't seen nothin' yet. Go ahead Applebloom, give him a tough command. Watch this Twi," Applebloom and Twilight waited for Applebloom to give Scrappy a complicated command.
>"Oh...um. Scrappy, try doin' a salute and then..oh! bring that new Rainbow Dash doll to Scootaloo, please?" Applebloom sounded unsure, she didn't want to do this on the spot. And she didn't want to leave to do this at all. But, she did make a deal that she could keep the puppy if she trained it and was responsible for it. The doll itself? Scootaloo seemed to have accidently dropped it during the surprise knock.
>Scrappy, just as Applebloom asked. Salutes towards her, and then went and gently grabbed the doll with his teeth. dropped it gently in front of Scootaloo. and then licked her nose.
>"Awww, you're the best Scrappy" Scootaloo smiled back at him and gently patted him on the head.

>>29297978
>"See Twi? What puppy do ya know can salute like that? And all she had to say was to grab that there doll without pointing to it or nothin. And..Hey Scootaloo, is that doll new? It looks pretty new" Applejack noticed the doll looked pretty fresh and clean.
>"Y-yeah, it's new. I got it today." Scootaloo says, as she holds the doll close.
>Applejack points to Scrappy "ya see? There ain't no dog that's THAT smart. No way Winona would know how to do that without showing her and pointin' and such" Applejack just couldn't believe it.
>"Ok.....that is pretty impressive." Twilight was amazed in a more subtle fashion. She was peering close at Scrappy. Even approaching him. "Applebloom, where did you find Scrappy?"
>"Oh, he was digging through some dumpsters lookin' for food. We couldn't just let a puppy go hungry so we took him in. And then..well, ya know how it goes." Applebloom kept up that false smile as she looks over to Applejack "Erm, do we really have to do this today? Me and Scootaloo are sorta busy"
>"No can do missy. If Scrappy is gonna stay here then he has to learn to be a farmin' dog. Just because he knows a bunch of fancy tricks doesn't mean he's ready. Besides, it's good to teach him early while he's still willin' to learn. There will be plenty of time to play with him tomorrow" Applebloom gives her sister a gentle pat on the head as she looks at Twilight "So, what exactly are ya lookin' for Twilight?"
>"Well" Twilight walks away from Scrappy as she pulls up a quill and a parchment. "I'm going to be recording his comprehension, speed, technique, and overall skill. Of course, I don't expect too high a grade considering this will be his first time doing any actual farm work. But, given how he seems to catch on to things so easily. It'll be interesting to see just how his score compares to Winona when we test her tomorrow."

>>29298048
>Those words clicked inside Applebloom's head it seemed. Or from what you could hear in her voice. She seemed determined to prove Scrappy was just as good as Winona. Oh lord, you didn't realize she took it THAT seriously. Was it due to her just wanting to secure his place with her? Well, it had to be that. She had no reason to show up Applejack and Winona. She just wanted to show Scrappy was a damned good pup. "Compare? Scrappy is just as good as Winona. Ah mean, Winona is good too. But she was always more your dog mostly. Scrappy is not only my dog, but also a great friend to have at mah side. And He'll prove it! Right Scrappy?"
>Scrappy let's out an excited bark and dashes towards Applebloom. By your guess, despite being rather dumb, he had this whole puppy thing down.
>"Now that's good to hear. It's important to raise yer dog right and have a strong sense of responsibility towards him.And, ah gotta say Applebloom. Yer doin' a mighty fine job as is already. I would have never thought you were mature enough to raise a dog. But..." applejack started to tear up, and had to wipe a tear from her eye "Ever since ya got yer cutie mark, ya have been growin' up so fast. Ah wish......"
>Applejack stopped herself. She was going to say that she wished their parents were here to see this. But she didn't want to sound depressing.
>"Ya wish what applejack?" Applebloom was wondering why she stopped.
>"ahm...well, it's nothin ya gotta worry about Applebloom. C'mon, time's a wastin'. If we wait too long we won't be able to get anythin' done.Twi, you ready?" Applejack tried to sweep the subject under the rug.
>"I'm always ready when it comes to learning, science, magic, and of course! Friendship! I can't wait to see what Scrappy is capable of!" Twilight was itching to get started "If the results really are as good as predicted, it could mean that Applebloom would have found some new breakthrough in Pony pet relations. Wouldn't that be neat?"

>>29298145
>"Ah guess, let's just stick to see how good he is compared to Winona first. Ah want to see what this pup can realleh do. If he's that good. Well, ah'd go as far as sayin' that you wouldn't even need my help trainin' him Applebloom. I'd be willin' to let you train him on yer own. Because, well, shucks, it'd just mean you were better than ah was when ah was trainin' Winona" Applejack was proud of Applebloom. She already felt Applebloom, in some way, surpassed her in this aspect. And if Twilight confirmed it as fact. Then, being the honest horse she was, would keep her word.
>"Woah...really? you'd really let me train Scrappy on mah own?" Applebloom was astonished, she'd never thought she'd hear her sister say that. Not only was it amazing to her. But it'd mean she could better hide Scrappy's identity without Applejack meddling.
>Applejack nodded "Ah said ah would, why would ah lie about that?" She smirked at her.and then winked.
>"Thanks sis....ah won't let you down. We won't let yah down. Right Scrappy?" Applebloom looked to Scrappy, who immediately hopped about and barked happily.
>You had to admit, just from what you could hear. Applebloom had this whole "puppy" thing down pat. And Scrappy? yeah, he was good at following orders. In a sense, he was a really smart dog.
>you listened to the rest of the conversation. Which just led to Applebloom hugging Scootaloo and telling her goodbye. and of course Scrappy getting a hug from Scootaloo as well. Scootaloo whispering some loving words to the pup before he,Applebloom,Applejack, and Twilight left. All saying their goodbyes.
>You then poked your head out of the bag and looked up at Scootaloo
"Wow, I didn't know you guys were in that deep with the whole puppy thing."
>Scootaloo wiped her brow of sweat, she was scared something may have happened. and was thankful it didn't. She then turned to you as she carefully put her Rainbow Dash doll on a table.

>>29298176
"Yeah, I felt bad about it at first, it kinda felt like we were just treating him like our pet. But, he just seems to really like the idea. He doesn't mind. and, this is probably the funniest part. He gets mad when we don't treat him enough like a puppy in front of Applejack or the others." Scootaloo giggles "He says something about playing the part is key to a good disguise. He's so cute, I kinda wish he was just a real talking dog. That way he wouldn't have anything to do with bugbreath"
>So it wasn't Applebloom just treating him that way for her advantage. It was Scrappy's insistence to play the part. hrn, dumb he may be. But you had to give the guy credit, when it came to plans and schemes. He did excellent at trying to follow them to the letter.
"Yeah, after spending the morning with him. I gotta say, he's pretty cool. But uhhh...Scoots...are you really ok? I mean, ya know"
>"I'm fine Anon, sheesh" Scootaloo approaches you as she smirks and rolls her eyes, she then gives you a quick jab in the chest "I'm tough, remember? As if Insectabutt could do anything to me" She grinned arrogantly
"Right..."
>You didn't want to press the matter. It'd probably just be best to let her have her ego.
"So, what do we do now?"
>"Well, I got homework to do. So I kinda have to go home anyway. I think Miss Cheerilee gave bugbreath your homework too. So, you may want to get on that. Especially with how your grades must be right now. I'm not saying grades are THAT important or anything, I'm not a big nerd. Buuuuuut, I think in your case? you might want to get your work done considering how many times you don't show up for school or end up leaving early." Scootaloo tried to sound cooler than she really was right there. She didn't want to seem to big on getting schoolwork done. She liked Miss Cheerilee. But busywork was busywork.
"Yeah, I forgot about that. I guess I'll get on it. So, seeya tomorrow?"

>>29298206
>"Yep, OH..and don't forget about Diamond Tiara, she's gonna squeeze you like a grape when she sees you again. Just warnin' ya" Scootaloo smirked
>Christ. She didn't even know the half of it. No doubt the love poison's effects strengthened her resolve. You could imagine her tearing up mountains and lobbing Tirek into a volcano to get to you.
"I'll be ready, you can trust me on that. Uhh, you have any water or something I could use to get home?"
>Scootaloo sifts through her school bag and pulls out her juice box "I still have some juice left, will that work?"
>You nod
"Yeah, just pour it on the ground and I'll toss my map in"
>"Gotcha, wow. Sometimes when I think about it, besides the changelings, it's gotta be cool to have a dad like Discord....sorta" While Scootaloo did think you had a lot of cool stuff and a nice room with an abnormally comfy bed. She still didn't think too much of Discord himself.
"I guess Dad rubs off on some ponies the wrong way, but I wouldn't give him up for any other dad ever. To me, he's the greatest"
>"Really? I..well" Suddenly Scootaloo felt bad. Saying the "Sorta" part in her sentence did seem rude when she looked back on it. And, all things considered. Discord has seemed, in her eyes, to be pretty damn nice to you. "Maybe I should talk to him next time I see him. No, yeah! I'll definitely talk to him when I see him next time."
>You don't know if he'd appreciate it. He might, he might not. So...let's just stay optimistic.
"I'm sure he'd like that. Welp, Scoots. You take care ok? Seeya at school tomorrow"
>"Seeya, and good luck with your "sister". You're really amazing Anon, having to deal with her? I don't even think Rainbow Dash could handle something like that...but only that" It was something Scootaloo, especially after her experience, could admire
"Eh, I do my best. Take care"
>And with that, you left back to your room. To do your homework. And wonder how tight you'd be squeezed when you ran into your marefriend tomorrow.

>>29298237
and thats it. I...might actually be planning a time skip here. or not. I have to look at the S6 episode list for a certain thing. But, before the time skip. We need a little more Flutters time...and the return of As if I'd spoil it

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>>29298242
>.and the return of
Hmmm. Flim and Flam?
Boy's night with Mac and Spike?
Propeller head or whatever his name is?
AHH-- I know, FLASH!

And nice update is nice, it surprised me anon didn't flip out at the trouble a puppy that's clearly /too/ smart will induce in Twilight's spergging mind.

Seems like a pretty cartoony-logic plot in progress to lead AB and scrappy into hot water, and there by set Anon and bug butt up for a massive headache.

Ah jus sayin!

>>29298206
Your forgot to put a > there

>>29298242
It is the return of the ex-captain, right?

>>29298837
Man. I haven't made that mistake in a long time.>>29298361
we'll see. as for Anon not sperging. He respects it. he respects it enough not to realise it could end badly

>>29296688
Man, you can just do it. There is pretty much no chance that the ship wiould sink. At best it will be just teased until Hasbro grow tired of FiM and move onto Equestria Girls which can happen years from now on where this general will cease to exist.

>>29298237
>letting the talking dog and the stubborn dumb filly alone with the most autistic mare in Equestria
This is ending badly, I can already feel it. Poor Scrappy

>>29299332
As I said, let us wait a little. At least until S7 confirms it or denies the ship. But as I said, I'm already covering my bases it happened during the little party. Rarity was the first one to notice it and she told that to PhD

>>29299411
Only a complete unraveling of the situation is the likely outcome

>>29299453
Oh btw that Brigador game totally reminds me of those Jungle/Desert Strike games and of course the Mechwarrior one.

>>29299460
It is kind of a mix of those games, add a fucking fantastic soundtrack, a 100% destructible enviroment and you have Brigador. And if you are interested in sprite work, Brigador isnt made of 3D models, but rather 64-bits sprites

>>29299538
And forgot to say, update is ready to go along with a small surprise that I hope you guys will like

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>>29299860
Okay, going to update. And well, my surprise is quite simple. You see, Wand of Inferno introduced me to the autism cauldron that is Pony Town, and while I haven't actually played I... well, I found the whole process of creating your own pone very fun and as such, I made several characters of my story in pone town.

Yeah... enjoy

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>>29300085
>”Oh, would you look at that? Recess is already over! Time flies when you fight against the bad guys, am I right sir?” Double Ocean continues to happily hop around you “Anywaaaays! Guess it’s time to look for that Scribble Scrabble…”
>Well, you already provoked the entire sixth grade into picking a fight with you, so there’s no need to worry about detention now… besides, next class was social studies… and that’s for sissies.
“Sure mate, but…ehhh…”
>You rub the back of your neck and give Double Ocean an awkward smile
“Do you have any idea where he could have gone? I don’t have a clue and didn’t ask Scribble where he was going because…well… I was too busy with taking care of not getting my flank kicked by a bunch of gorilla sized foals.”
>”Well, uuuuhmm…” Double Ocean rubs his chin for a moment, before jumping in jow from his realization “Scrabble told me that he was going to “join his colorful compadres who’re under the watch of the Great Crayola” or somethin’ like that. Sooooo, I asked our official third grader translator just what the hay that colt was talking about, and she told me that Scribble meant that he was going to his classroom. So I bet my super special, deluxe card of Saddle Rager that he must be there right now…”
“Oooooh! You have a deluxe Saddle Rager card?! That’s awesome! Geez! I wish I could get a deluxe card, every time I end up getting the lame Hundrum card! I think that the best one I have is just a… I-I mean…”
>You clear your throat and shake your head, as much as you wanted to, this wasn’t the place to talk about the awesomeness of the Power Ponies… and your super bad luck at collecting their cards…no, you have to keep focused on your job!
“Let’s go to Scribble’s classroom, alright?”
>”Okay sir! Follow my lead, please!” Double Ocean gives you a military salute and motions you to follow him

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>>29300091
>As Double Ocean and you keep walking down the hallways, your mind starts drifting off to an specific subject that started to bothered you, so, you decided to ask your new friend.
“Hey, Double Ocean…”
>The colt keeps walking, but replies with a very respectful ”Yes, sir?”
“Well, first of all, stop calling me sir, I ain’t much older than you and-“
>Double Ocean stops dead on his tracks and turns to you, he was clearly offended about what you just asked, but he was also conflicted since it was clear that the little colt didn’t want to disrespect you ”Ummm, with all due respect sir, I can’t do that.”
>You raise an eyebrow and ask with an annoyed tone.
“And why’s that? It’s not really that hard, mate. You just remove the sir and pronounce my name instead. Come on, it’s easy, you just have to call me “Anon” as simple as that”
>”Well, you are kinda right sir, buuuut” Double Ocean rubs the back of his neck and looks away with clear discomfort in his eyes
“But?”
>”But you are a Prince, a member of royalty! Ya can’t just expect that me, the leader of the Super-Agent Foals to just disregard such an awesome title like that!” Double Ocean shakes his head and stomps his left front hoof on the ground “Nuh-Uh! I’m sorry sir! But that is an order that I can’t follow sir!”
>You roll your eyes and groan
“Oh come on! Just because I’m a Prince it doesn’t necessarily means that you have to treat me like your superior! Besides, belonging to royalty should not guarantee a pony to get everyone’s respect. Just look at Blueblood! He’s supposedly a prince, just like little awesome me, but the guy is the biggest jerk in Equestria! And a complete slob to boot. So yeah, being a Prince isn’t an indicative of superiority”
>Double Ocean shrugs and starts walking again with you following close behind “Uh-Huh! You might be right about that, sir. But my daddy always tells me that Blueblood ain’t a real prince and that I should always follow the example of the Princesses’ kid.”

>>29300097
>You tilt your head back by the surprise of that answer
“That… sounds kinda… well… first of all, say to your daddy that I actually appreciate that comment… really… I’m doing my best to prove to myself and everyone that I’m worthy of my title, and knowing that there are ponies who have faith in me is actually super cool. But at the same time, I have to say this, and please don’t get offended, but it sounds kinda weird. Mostly because I can’t stop wondering why your dad would make that kind of compliment to begin with”
>Double Ocean chuckles “Well, you remember that weird event that happened a few months ago? You know the one, it was held in a small town near Canterlot…the razzle festival or something”
>You nod
“Yeah, the chaos carnival. I was there…”
>”And so was my daddy!” Double Ocean cheerfully exclaims “And when he came back, he told me everything about what happened and then he told me about you! He said that you gave an awesome speech in front of everypony! And that you are so brave that you are actually friends with not just one, but TWO spirit of chaos! A-And he also told me that he heard about your cutie mark! I mean, you have a cutie mark in harmony! How awesome is that!”
>Well, that was odd, like really, really odd. Like sure, Double Ocean just said that his old man heard you giving your speech, and you technically gave two. One was the speech that you gave at Ponyville’s town hall and the other happened when you tried to help that old mare to boost the sales of her store.
>But for what he implied, his dad heard the speech that you gave before Glimmer kidnapped you. Not your miserable attempt at keeping the attention of customers.
>Hmmm, even if your assumption is wrong, the chance of his dad making the connection between your little sales pitch and what your cutie mark meant was next to none. You sold yourself as the “Prince of Harmony” or whatever, never making allure to your cutie mark.

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>>29300105
>And even if Double Ocean’s dad somehow made that connection thanks to some divine revelation, the probabilities of anyone remember your little attempt at being a sales pony after Eris’ “debut in society” is pretty darn slim….
“You had my curiosity before, NOW you have my attention, so tell me something my friend, how does your dad knows about what my cutie mark means?
>”Oh!” Double Ocean giggles “That’s super easy! My daddy is a royal guard!”
“Hmmm… I guess that would explain it… so if my deductions are right, he was stationed at the Guard HQ that was set up for the carnival, right?”
>You and Double Ocean take a turn and goes up a set of stairs, before the little guy spoke again ”Well, yes and no… you see, he WAS supposed to stay at the fort, but then “she who should not be named” ordered him and a bunch of other guards to go into the town with her, because… uuuhmm…. I think somepony very important got foalnapped or something…”
>She who… what?! Okay, okay! Let’s backtrack… he’s saying that his dad was at the HQ, but then this mare gave him the order to go into the town… to look for someone… who got… ooooooooh! So he’s talking about…
“By the “mare that should not be invoked” or something… you mean Moonlight Shadow, right?”
>”Shhhhhh!” Double Ocean turns to you and covers your mouth with his front hooves “Are you crazy sir?! Don’t say that name! Every fourth grader knows that “She who should not be named” is an ancient force of evil that was brought upon Equestria just so she could terrorize the poor Royal Guards! And i-if you say her name… oh sweet Celestia protect us! Please don’t let her come and take my soul so she can put me in her haunted training course for all eternity!”
>You roll your eyes and slap his hooves away
“Oh, shut up! Moonlight is not that bad, you are exaggerating”
>”Not that bad?! NOT THAT BAD?!” Okay… Double Ocean’s reaction was starting to get creepy “Are you serious?! She’s eeeeviiiil!”

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>>29300145
>You slap your face and groan
“Yes, I’m serious… and I can back my words too, after all, Moonlight is my bodyguard AND my friend! And… wait a minute… you said “every fourth grader knows about Moonlight. I know that she’s a General, but seriously? Every single foal in fourth grade knows who she is?”
>Double Ocean rolls his eyes and gives you a somewhat annoyingly look ”Well, duh! Of course everypony in fourth grade knows about who “she who should not be named” is! Our parents are all from the Royal Guard!”
>Well… that… was a surprise…
“I… I admit that I didn’t see that one coming. I mean, every grade has its own little “society” but I seriously never expected that the reason for why you guys went and made your own spy agency was because every fourth grader has Royal Guard blood in them”
>”Ooooooh! That is an awesome way to say it sir! And yep! My daddy is a Guard, Light Craft’s mommy is a guard and… you get the idea. That’s why we decided to make the Secret Agent Foals!” Double Ocean stands on his front legs and kicks the air with his hinder legs “So we can protect everypony just like our parents do!”
“Hmmmm, so that’s why ya’ll know about Moonlight, though I still don’t get why you guys are so afraid of her.”
>”Shhhhh! I told you to not say that name!” Double Ocean looks frantically to every direction, and once he makes sure that Moonlight wasn’t going to catch him, he speaks once again “The reason why we all know that evil creature is because all of us have seen how she trains our parents and…” the little colt starts shaking “I get chills by just remembering it…”
>You let out a heartedly laugh and pat Double Ocean’s mane
“Well, her training courses are scary, that much I can admit, but really, if you guys really want to be like your parents…well, better get used to that, because trust me, Moonlight’s obstacle courses are way worse when you actually go through them, and I can speak that from my own experience”

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>>29300157
>Double Ocean’s ears perk up, his curiosity and excitement reaching new highs “W-What?! For real?! “She who should not be named” has made you go through one of her haunted courses?!”
>You let out a chuckle and give the colt a smug grin
“Every single day, I wake up at 5:00 a.m. I take a protein shake, courtesy of the most awesome wonderbolt who has ever lived-“
>Double Ocean cuts you off, his excitement was too much to contain it”Whoa! You know Spitfire?!”
“Wha-? No! Not her! I meant Rainbow Dash! She’s more awesome than Spitfire could ever hope to be! And besides, even if you somehow have never witnessed the awesomeness of the “buccaneer blaze” Soarin is waaaaay cooler than Spitfire anyways, and…and….”
>You notice that Double Ocean was looking at you with some confusion…awwwwwww…. You got derailed again…
>You clear your throat, and try to look serious for when you restart your explanation about your daily routine
>”As I was sayin’ I train for like two hours under not only RD’s regime of utter coolness, but also under Moonlight’s brutal obstacle courses… then I take a shower, an actual breakfast and go to school.”
>Before Double Ocean could say anything, you tap his chest and exclaim with great excitement
“But that’s not it! Oh, no! Moonlight Shadow has a daughter, her name is Cherrywood Bellemare, and she’s the most beautiful, most intelligent bat filly that has ever lived. And guess what? She’s my marefriend…”
>You narrow your eyes at Double Ocean and poke his chest with your hoof
”And if you make fun of her second name I will personally make sure that you grow up without any teeth”

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>>29300170
>Double Ocean didn’t respond or even react to your threat, he was looking at you with utter admiration ”Whoa! You’re not only friends with that evil creature, but your special somepony is also her daughter!? And you have to train in “she who should not be named” haunted courses every day?! Maaaaan!” The little colt huffs and crosses his front legs “Being Royalty sounds like a lot of work! Sheesh… waking up at 5:00 a.m.? I rather have broccoli for breakfast”
>You roll your eyes and pat the little colt’s head once more
“It kinda is, but you have your rewards. Heh, now let’s go to Scribble’s classroom, shall we?”
>”Oh! We’re already here!” Double Ocean points at a door that was behind him, labeled with 3-B on its window
“What?! We have been here the whole time?! Why didn’t you say anything?! That would’ve been useful, you know?”
>Double Ocean chuckles as his rubs the back of his neck, giving you a grin in apology “Heh Heh Heh! Sorry! I got freaked out when you mentioned….”her” And then you know, we kept talking and talking…. I kinda got derailed.”
>You groan and walk past Double Ocean, knocking on the door. After a few moments, the class teacher comes out. A beige pony with lavender mane and eyes… quite attractive if you have to admit it…
>You give her your best smile and ask
“Good afternoon! My name is Anon, I’m in fifth grade, group A and I’m the candidate for the school election. I was hoping if…”
>But the teacher shakes her head and interrupts your presentation before you could even finish “Listen kid, I know why ya are here and the answer is no. If ya want to promote yer little campaign, then do it when classes are over. Goodbye.”
>And with no other thing to say or any consideration to your beautiful face whatsoever, the teacher slams the door…

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>>29300179
>…
“….”
>”Uhmmm, sir…” Double Ocean gently pulls your leg “What do we do now?”
“….”
>The little colt was becoming more and more worried about you as he pulls your leg once more”S-sir?”
>You walk past him and slam your head in the wall, you then turn to Double Ocean and give him a polite smile
“How about we go back to our classrooms? I have to tell my friends about how the recess went and I’m sure that you want to check up on your comrades…”
>Double Ocean takes a step back, his pupils shrank in fear, but nonetheless, he gave you a military salute and replied with a strong voice “Y-Yes sir!” but when Double Ocean turned back so he could return to his classroom, you heard him whisper “Man, he’s even as scary as “she who should not be named” whoa…that’s awesome….”
>And so, you were alone…hmmm… you could try speaking with that teacher one more time. But… you knew that kind of people, she would either tell you no again or simply won’t answer to the door. Nah, you better go back to your classroom.
>Thankfully, you were now starting to get pretty familiar with the hallways of your school making you reach your classroom in no time. And everything would have been perfect, oh so, so perfect and peaceful… if it wasn’t because Sunny Hill was outside of the classroom…
>And for the look on her face she was waiting for someone…and every conclusion that you reached, pointed that someone was you.
>”Oh, Mr. Anon…” The old mare calls you with a surprisingly calm voice “Finally decided to join us? Or are you on your way to pick another fight against a whole grade?”
>You feel a chill running down your spine. You slowly walk towards your teacher and ask
“H-How do you k-know about that?”
>Sunny Hill rolls her eyes and gives you a little smirk “Because I saw everything, Mr. Anon, and I mean E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. You really didn’t think that I would just stay here while you ruined the prestigious reputation of my group, did you?”

>>29300186
>You let out a sigh and drop your head in defeat
“Then I guess that I can’t sneak my way out of this one, huh?”
>Sunny Hill shakes her head and replies with a calm “I’m afraid not, Mr. Anon”
>You give your teacher an awry smile and sigh
“So, what will it be this time? Another essay that is as long as a history book? A science project that can easily win every science affair in Equestria? Detention until I’m as old as my moms?”
>But Sunny Hill’s answer was… kind of unexpected as she looks you in surprise and giggles “Now, where did you get the idea that I’m going to give you a punishment this time?”
>You look at Sunny Hill with a baffled expression… this was so unlike her
“You mean that you aren’t?”
>Your teacher walks to you, giving you a stern look “No, but before I state my reasons, do you promise that you won’t interrupt me while I speak?”
“Uuhh… sure…”
>Sunny Hill narrows her eyes at you, not really trusting your word “Really? Do you promise that you won’t try to outwit me with one of your low class remarks and arrogant attitude?”
>You roll your eyes and growl
“Yeah! I swear that I won’t do any of that! Sheesh Miss. Sunny Hill, have some trust will ya?”
>”Hmph! I see that you still lack any semblance of tact, but fine…” The old mare finally takes a deep breath and starts walking in circles around you “You see Mr. Anon, I have been a teacher of this prestigious school for decades now. And because of that, I have had the honor of teaching many generations of young and promising foals. All of them grew up to become great ponies, business owners, important wizards, innovative researchers; I even had Princess Twilight in my class…and well…”
>Sunny Hill looks at you with a warm smile and chuckles “Even when he’s a little ruffian who has no idea of what proper manners are, I do have the honor of being the teacher of one of the most intelligent colts that I’ve ever seen in my entire life, the fact that he’s also the son of our dear rulers is just a bonus.”

>>29300194
“Hey, thanks Miss Sunny Hill, I never thought that-“
>Your teacher gives you a glare that makes you shut up. She then nods to herself and starts speaking again “As I was saying, working in this school has been an honor, one that I wouldn’t trade for anything in Equestria. Every day of work has been a living dream for me, but today… today, in that school yard, that dream came to a momentarily, but abrupt end…”
>You had the urge of asking why…but you better keep your mouth shut. For the first time since you know her, Sunny Hill was being polite and you kinda wanted that to last
>Sunny Hill takes notice of your predicament and giggles “I can see that you are wondering why that is the case…” Your teacher’s expression became somber, and her tone matched her face perfectly “As I told you, I saw today’s events unfold in their entirety. And while your attitude was less than adequate…I can’t say that it was unjustified…”
>The old mare stops walking in circles around you as she stomps her left front hoof on the ground “In all my years in this school, I have never seen so many foals partaking in the act bullying others, and with such enthusiasm! And that’s not the worst part, oh noooo!”
>Sunny Hill grits her teeth, trying to contain her anger but to no avail “The nerve of the sixth graders teachers in not only ignoring, but also encouraging such acts of vandalism has no place in this school! And neither does the cowardice of the rest of the staff when they refused to help their own students when they also got intimidated by those villains who call themselves teachers! That is not an attitude worthy of the school that I have devoted my life to! And neither is worthy for the talented foals that we call our students!”

>>29300200
>The old mare takes a breath to calm herself and rubs her temples before returning to her little speech “That is why I’m not giving you a punishment. Because what you did was right, or well, at least the idea of it. You stood up for the weak and called those foals for what they really are: A bunch of bullies. But….”
“But?”
>Sunny Hill sighs and drops her head “I do have a request for you, Mr. Anon… are you willing to listen to it?”
>Well, after that talk, why not? You nod.
“Mmhm! Shoot away!”
>”Very well…” Sunny Hill sighs and regains her composure “I want you to win the election. But I don’t want you to fail everypony by using the tactics of the sixth graders. You may lack the finesse of the rest of the students of my class, but you clearly hold the values that made this school so great in the past. So, I want you to be a leader that reminds everypony in this school what those values are. Think that you could do that for me?”
>You let out a chuckle and place both of your front hooves on the back of your head
“Geez, Miss Sunny Hill! That was the plan since the beginning! You really should pay more attention to the class! Heh heh! But seriously…”
>You look at Sunny Hill directly to the eye, and give her a little smug grin
“This isn’t about a simple election, I’m going to fix this, because that is my responsibility as a Prince and even if I weren’t… my special talent is harmony, and this school is in dire need of that…”
>”Hmph! Are you telling me that harmony is what your cutie mark represents? Now that is a surprise! Especially considering that your poor attitude and lack of manners doesn’t reflect that at all… but, I’m glad that we’re on the same page for once. Very well… I guess that it is time to let your classmates know about the events that transpired” Sunny Hill opens the door to the classroom and motions you to come in “But let’s keep this as a secret between us shall we?”

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>>29300085
De nada

>>29300209
>You and Sunny Hill stare at each other for some moments, but at the end you just shrug and walk into the classroom
“Meh, fine by me...”
>After you returned to your classroom, you told your adorable classmates everything, about the fight, and about the “uniqueness” of Scribble Scrabble’s beliefs as well as the bravery of Double Ocean and the fourth graders.
>You tell them that in base of today’s events, the best route of actions for next Monday should be to focus on completely winning over the third and fourth graders, and once you were sure to count on their votes, then you would move on to the younger foals.
>And after everything was said and done in regards to the campaign, Sunny Hill told the class that it was time to start with the normal lessons, so that meant that…ugh it was time for social studies… maaaaaaaaan, this class. Is. So. Lame!
>Thankfully, after a couple hours… that ended up feeling like a couple days thanks to the power of social sciences and their lame inaccuracy, the bell rang again marking the end of the classes for today.
>and you knew what that meant, that’s right… IT WAS OFFICIALLY THE WEEKEND! And no detention or extra homework either! Yeah, baby!
>This time, some of your beautiful friends decide to walk with you to the school’s front ground, if anything to go into further detail about who the third and fourth graders were and more importantly because… well… because they were your friends and you actually liked to hang with them…
>But you didn’t take more than ten steps out of the school before a familiar voice called you out “Yo, your smug highness! Do you have a minute to spare?” And the filly who called you out was what you assumed is the leader of the other fifth grade group, Bubble Cup.
>You nod and give the little filly a smirk as you wiggle your eyebrows
“Oh, Miss Cup, is this another one of your “romantic” advances? Because as I told you earlier today, I’m already taken.”

>>29298859
My bet is on this too

>>29300235
>”Wha-?” The filly stops in her tracks and blushes before covering it up with a disgusted face “N-No! And I told you to not call me like that! Ugh!” Bubble Cup walks to you and eyes your friends with a quite nasty glare before looking at you “Listen, we already came to an agreement, and in the end, well… we decided that just one of ours should be enough and that pony will be-“
>You cut off Bubble Cup with a chuckle
“It’s you, is it not?”
>”H-How did you know?” Bubble Cup asked with a flustered tone
>You make a little grin and chuckle
“Call it a hunch… but…”
>You shrug
“I’m not complaining, in fact, this is the outcome that I actually wanted. I need fillies like you by my side, you know?”
>Bubble Cup blushes, this time she wasn’t able to cover it up thanks to her surprise”F-Fillies like me?”
“Oh yes, you’re a strong, caring and quite astute… you don’t find those attributes very often…”
>”Y-You really think that? I-I mean…” Bubble Cup slaps herself pretty hard and gives you an angered look “I know that! That’s why everypony decided that I should be the one to help you in your lame campaign!”
>Gale Breeze immediately jumps in front of you, not liking a single bit what Bubble Cup just said ”Hey! Who do you think that you are to say that our campaign is lame?! If there’s anything lame here, that should be your lame mane style!”
>”That’s none of your business! And you better watch your tongue or I’ll make you taste my hoof!” Bubble Cup narrows her eyes at Gale Breeze.
>But instead of keeping with this little petty fight, Gale Breeze jumped to your left and hugged you instead “Oh yeah?! I want to see you try! My cute Prince here will grind you to tiny pony bits
>You turn to your friend and shake your head in disbelief
“What?! Come on Gale, you can’t possibly ask me to do that!”

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>>29300255
>”Hah! In your dreams!” Bubble Cup moved to you and hugged your right side “This fella here is totally with me and not with an ugly bimbo brain like you! If somepony is getting her ugly face kicked, that would be you!”
>Now you were starting to get frustrated. You look at Bubble Cup and raise your voice
“No! No one is getting their flank kicked by me…. Except for Ruffle Truffle… maybe!”
>Gale Breeze scowled at Bubble Cup as she started to pull you “Nuh-Uh! You must be reaaaally dumb to even imagine that, because the princy-wincy is with me!”
>Princy-what? What kind of cheesy name is that? You roll your eyes and huff
“Girls, c’mon! I’m sure that there’s a civilized way to work this out”
>”No!” Bubble Cup glares back at Gale Breeze and starts pulling you too “He’s with me!”
>Gale Breeze growls as she pulls you harder this time”I said he’s with me!”
>All while Bubble Cup spits and pulls you too ”And I said that he’s with me!”
>Oh man! It can’t get any worse than this!
>Or so you thought until a third voice joined the dispute ”Actually… he’s with me…” That squeaky voice… oh no… What is she doing here?!
>You look up to the sky, and with a defeated smile you proclaim
“Well… Guess that’s it for me and my flank…”

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>>29300264
I also made erfanon...

Anyways, hope you enjoyed it! I loof forward to read your comments, ah, I also updated the pastebin with this chapter and the previous one.

http://pastebin.com/b5E5HThu (AKA where PhD went full smug against a complete grade)

http://pastebin.com/VbaYaECF (AKA this update)

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>>29300287
You know there is in the Other tab, neck accesories, right?
Remember that ErfAnon goes along with his collar

>>29290384
There is another Filly Anon now?

>>29300638
It focus partly on Discord, too.

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>More than 3 hours since I posted the update
>Not a single reply to it

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>>29300287
>Anyways, hope you enjoyed it!
Well I sure did, I don't know why no one is commenting on the story or the cute pixel art out of that bizarre game

The sunny twink rolled in nice toward the end with death from above appearing.

Don't let them take you down! FITET!

sheeet I tired. I got to post this before I fall over.

>>29300638
Someone needs to be shot for putting that cancer in the OP.

>>29301540
They don't deserve the quality of your work

I still didn't read it but I know it's good shit

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>>29301762
Hey Sun I hope you're okay I miss talk with you. I hope see you in Discord pronto again

Thanks to shade to help me with this hard shit

>>29302009
Gaaaaaay

>>29302446
No homo

Why are elo OC's so fucking great?

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Bump

>>29303318
Too late

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>>29303734
Hah!

>>29298237
>Chrysalis had left your homework on your dresser. in front of the mirror.
>Egh, basic math and english..or rather pony. This would be a cakewalk.
>Sadly, it means you'd have to spend the rest of the day in the house. You could try hanging with Chrysalis after your homework. But considering you just finished dealing with Thorax, you didn't want her asking questions since it would still be fresh in her mind.
>And as you did your homework. Your mind trailed off to Applebloom and Scrappy. That Symbiotic relation was certainly an odd one. But their commitment was pretty strong. You felt there was nothing to worry about since you didn't hear a word from Scrappy when Applejack and Twilight was present. You just heard pretty realistic barking. Which to you meant he knew how to play his part.
>And then there was Luna and Thorax...well mostly Thorax. You wondered what his fate was going to be now that he was in Canterlot.
>And then this other you. Luna knows about him now. And you wondered if she would tell Celestia. Hell, you wondered what she'd think about it.Or maybe she wouldn't care? hrn..
>You had other doors you could try. Surely Discord wouldn't limit you that much right? No one outside Ponyville would notice nor care about the fact you were "sick" since they didn't know.
>But perhaps it wasn't worth the risk.
"Ugh, come on Anon. You can handle one day of doing nothing. Maybe I should explore the house and..........no never mind. Who knows what kinds of death traps Discord has lying around. The crazy fuck."
>You finish your homework and slip it into your saddlebag and bounce up on your bed and land on your back and stare up at our ceiling.
"It's just onnnee day. I've spent plenty of days just staring up at my ceiling back on earth...egh. Then again, I didn't really have any friends back then. I remember it...it sucked"
>You thought about reminiscing on your past. But nah, that's dumb. there wasn't anything worth remembering.

>>29304063
>Minutes felt like hours.
>You couldn't even use the horn to make a game or pass the time. It was spent on Thorax's wings.
>Starlight, you really hoped that when she met up with Sunburst that everything would be ok. You wished she'd let you be at her side. But, this was something she had to do alone. And you had to respect that.
>Hours felt like days. You couldn't really think of a time where you just laid on your bed awake. You didn't feel like sleeping at all.
"Ok, I guess I might as well think of how I'm going to bait Chrysalis to that party. I guess I could just act sneaky, evil, tell her I have a plan or some shit. Nah, she wouldn't buy it. I guess I could just tell her that Twilight invited her to the castle for a special meeting that "she didn't tell me about it. Yeah, that would get her curious enough to go. She wouldn't be able to resist poking her nose in Twilight's business. Just have the party at the castle and BAM! Even if she hates it, she'll have to bask in ponies that honestly care about her whether she likes it or not and..."
>You smack yourself in the forehead
"Talking to myself again! eggghhhh, terrible"
>You look over at the clock. It was getting close to what ponies would consider a bed time. Not your bed time. But A bed time. Perhaps enough for you to finally feel tired enough to sleep.
>But now, you didn't want to sleep. One more thought crossed your mind.
"Those other changelings. I wonder, maybe their all just a certain level of dumb. Just, slightly less dumb than Scrappy. I wonder....wait.."
>You start THINKING your words. "You began to wonder and think if maybe the changelings could be reformed before Chrysalis. Maybe if they were all good. She would consider it. There's no way she could rage and just abandon her children if they all decided to be good. It''s not like some terrible transformation would happen that would make them different or some shit like that.
>Now it was getting a little later. You started to tucker out.

>>29304094
>You wrapped yourself in your blanket. The magical warmth of your bed sending you into a deep slumberland.
>or..it would. If there wasn't a scraping at your window.
"...the fuck? dammit...Finally feeling tired and someone has to bother me. egh, Discord...c'mon dude. I love ya but you can't be doing this."
>You hop out of bed and look out the window.....only to see a giant yellow eye staring back at you. snickering.
>"Helloooooo Anon, How are ya doooooooin'.? I hope you didn't think I was gone..." whatever it was, it was chuckling insanely "...that'd be rude..."
>You step back, startled. scared. HOLY SHIT...WHAT WAS THAT THING?!
>It was a giant ball of black mass, a single yellow eye adorned at the top while it's middle was actually a huge gaping maw with millions of sharp teeth. Out of it's ball body was tendrils and tentacles with holes in them. They too were jet black in color.
>.....holes??...in the tentacles?
"....no way....You're the Ex-captain"
>"NOT ANYMORE! GAZE UPON ME! FOR I AM THE X-CAPTAIN! HAHAHAHAHA!" He laughed maniacally as his tendrils curled and wiggled.
>B-but..you just...what?
"I....yeah. I just called you that."
>"No...you idiot! I am the X-Captain! Not the excaptain!" He growls "I am a being of chaos now. Of UNLIMITED POTENTIAL! The "X" in my name stands for a variable never ending! Now then...on to business" He cackled lowly, seems his transformation still left a few screws loose. "If you open this window for me, I'll squeeze on in and destroy the queen first. You can be desert. Fail to comply and you'll be the FIRST to go! Undddeerrstttaaannnddd?" He gives you a huge teethy cruel grin.
>Wait...why were you scared? Yeah, he was intimidating. Almost piss inducing. But, he just asked you to opent he window....that meant.
>You stopped your shivering as you realized...
"Wait....you can't open the window?"
>"I CAN!..I just refuse. Now open the window!" He shouts at you

>>29304113
note for pastebin: opent he to open the

>You raise an eyebrow at him as you approach the window, tap it, then step back.
"Ahm...no, I don't so. Because you can't actually open the window"
>"FOOL!" he immediatly gets furious at you "YOU DARE TELL THE FUTURE RULER OF EQUESTRIA WHAT HE CAN AND CANNOT DO?"
>You simply nod
"Yep, that's basically what I'm doing."
>He tenses his tendrils in rage, but then suddenly, calms himself and snickers. "ohohho, ooohhhh. I suppose you might be right. I cannot in fact, open this window...." He starts staring intently at you with his singular eye, waving his tendrils about it to get you to focus "But you CAN open it, don't you feel relaxed? Don't you like me? stare deep into my eye Anon.....I promise, your destruction will be nearly pleasurable if you just do my bidding."
>You get grossed out and just look at him like he was a rapist "Ewww, geez dude, I'm like....seven..or nine..or something. I dunno, the hell is wrong with you?!"
>He seemed rather astonished "..y-you weren't feeling relaxed? My gaze did not capture your complete attention?"
"no...was it supposed to? You creeper...geez, you're just....bad"
>Like, what the fuuuuuuuck was that all about?
>the "X-Captain" temper was lost, he started screaming incoherently as a giant laser shot from his eye and hit every which way. It even hit the window and house...doing nothing to it. "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HOW IS IT I'M A ONE EYED GAZING MONSTER WITH NO HYPNOTIZING ABILITIES?! WHAT IS THAT EVEN?! I HATE EVERYYYYYTHHHHIIIINNNGGG!"
>Christ, what a miserable guy...and annoying. You knew this guy was never gonna make a turn around, and since he was more intent on killing you than Scrappy was. t was probably a good idea to pay him no mind.
>So you just go back to bed, leaving that sad husk of a changeling by himself.
>As he calms down, he shoves his eye on the glass to look around the room. "What are you doing now! OPEN THIS WINDOW!"

>>29304120
"No, leave me alone..sheesh. You're annoying. You had your chance already, go bother somepony else."
>You turn and put your pillow around your ears. Fuck that guy.
>"OPENTHISWINDOW!OPENITOPENITOPENITOPENITOPENITOPENITOPENITOPENIIIIIITTT!"
>You just sigh and close your eyes. Luckily for you, you grew up having to deal with loud shouting before. So despite his efforts. You could probably fall asleep eventually. the magical warmth of the bed helped.
>"DON'TIGNOOOREEEEMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" he screeched as he scraped his tentacles across the window.
>OH GOD..THAT NOISE
>Your eyes cracked open the moment you heard the scraping of his tentacles on the window. It was like nails to a chalkboard.
>As the X-captain scraped and tried to slam open the window. His eye darted about. Until finally he noticed from staring at your mirror that you tensed upon every scrape. He tested it a few times, then snickered as he began to do it on purpose "Ohhhhh....hehehehe, I see. You can't ignore this? Can you Anon? cannnn youuuuuhahahaha..."
>You groan in frustration as you get back up and point at him angrily
"Cut it out you bastard! That shit's annoying!"
>"Oh is it? gehehehehe, I hadn't noooootttiiiccceeed" She slurred as he slowly but annoyingly scraped his tentacles about.
"...Seriously? I'm never going to open that window for you...."
>"Ok then....I just wonder how long you can stand this before you go mad. Scrippy scrap scritchy scratch, how soon will Anon open the window so the queen can be mashed? hmm?" He rhymed and snickered a crazed sinister chuckle.
>...Something told you he was capable of keeping this up forever.
>You thought back to Discord's words from earlier today.
>Fuck this...he said you'd be better by evening..well..it was evening.

>>29304138
>"Anooonnnn..oh Annnoonn..how does it f-...what are you doing?" The X-captain went from cruel to worried when he noticed you dabbling on the dial of your portal door.
"I'm going to sleep at my aunt's house...."
>"YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE, I'VE LEARNED TO READ YOUR CLOCK, IT'S TOO LATE TO GO BOTHER HER NOW!" He screeches at you
"Yeah..whatever..."
>You open the door.
>"HOW DARE YOU GO BOTHER YOUR AUNT LIKE THIS! AS PUNISHMENT, YOU MUST OPEN THIS WINDOW! I COMMAND YO-....you? NOOO! NOOO!" He screeches as you step through the portal.
"Egh, bastard.."
>You rubbed your head as you stood outside the cottage. The sky was dark, with stars lighting up the entire night sky.
"Fucking hell, it's not super late...at least not by my standards.egh, gonna have to have Discord soundproof that fucking window. what an asshole..."
>You look over at the completed statue set. With Nymous's" happy grin.
>You sigh, looking at it. You kinda wished it was like that. You,Discord, Fluttershy, in one house as a family. Chrysalis?..just as a friend. Sister was a little much. You still wondered what really goes through Discord's head when he does this shit because you are damned sure he didn't think this all the way through.

>>29304229
>You raise your hoof to knock on the door. At first, you not only didn't mind bothering Fluttershy for this, but welcomed the sweetness of her voice and the softness of her body.
>But, the asshole did have a point. Even saying you felt better. Even if they made her understand. You were still bothering her.
>....then again....you were sure she'd be happy to know you were ok.
>Yeah, you were sure she was worried.
>You knock on the door a few times, calling for Fluttershy in a way that hopefully didn't sound too annoying.
>It took awhile, but the door finally opened...but Fluttershy wasn't behind it.
>Once again, it was Angel. He was wearing a nightcap, yawning, and looked rather annoyed.
"...erm...hey..."
>He begins to shut the door, but this time, you don't puss out and hold your hoof our ro stop it.
"Wait! hear me out...Look, I sorta need to sleep here tonight. I had a nightmare...and I feel like I just need somepony warm and gentle to sleep with. Sleeping alone, it's kinda scary"
>Ok, that was mostly a lie. But hell, the X-captain did become a fucking nightmare creature.
>Angel started doing some motions, then coughed, then pointed at you. You think you understood that.
"I was sick, I'm feeling better now thanks to dad. But, ugh..it's just...hard to sleep..you know? Please Angel, please don't shut me out?"
>Angel looked at you at first as if you were full of shit. But he just hopped back, and then turned to hop up to Fluttershy's room. He stopped to wave his paw at you so you'd follow.
>You were thankful of this of course.even though you lied. It showed Angel wasn't heartless or cruel. Just a jerk when there's nothing at stake.

>>29304229
This was hillarious

>>29304290
Pretty good chapter my friend.

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>>29304290
>Horrible villain returns
>Erfanon doesn't give a fuck

>>29304063
>Anon gets summoned the next day to Celestia's private study to discuss the matter of this other Anon
>In reality Celestia wants to know if she would make a good mother

So, the ex cap is fucked beyond repair then?

>>29305756
pretty much

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I FOUND THE HUMAN CHERRYWOOD!

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>>29306123
>Shinobu
I like your taste, have a bat pic

>>29300264
Why is cherrywood such a jealous cunt? Why phd doesnt tell her to fuck off so he can swim in that sea of pussy instead?

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>>29307290
If you read, you know what's up.
Cherrywood as I read her, has problems with her anger.
She was lonely until PhD came up. At first as a best friend but that moved to coltfriend.
She's insecure.
And this is a problem to PhD, cause her bat gets jealous most of the time.
Yet again he can't do much to calm her, just made her remember that she isn't alone, having him and Discord as close friends.

>>29307290
Because bat has always been PHD straight man, she always keeps him in line from doing something overly stupid while at the same time is crystal clear that PHD loves bat's weirdness because he's a weirdo himself, it gives the feeling that PHD feels completely like himself when he is with her

The two compliment each other flaws quite nicely

>>29304290
kek
so is the excaptain going to become a permanent fixture at his window now until he opens it?

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>.
>..
>…
>”The other day I saw an ant. Ants are pretty interesting, you know? They can carry more than we can.”
>”This ant was carrying something by itself, a tiny seed. The others ants were helping each other in pairs, but this ant… was working alone.”
>”The ant was moving in a wall, going against its own weight.”
>”The ant fell to the floor.”
>”I thought the ant would call another ant so it could carry the seed to their home, but the ant tried again and carried the seed, all by itself.”
>”Interesting, don’t you think, Anon?”
>…
>”Anon?”
>..
>”Anon?”
.
>”ALBERTO! Wake up you lazy colt! We got work to do!”
>You lazily open your eyes as you wake up from your slumber
“Nggh… what time is it?” You take a yawn while slowly standing up from… the floor, apparently.
>Your vision was a bit blurry, so you rub your eyes with your hooves and try to look around
>As you regain sight, you see now that you are in the throne room
>Again…
>Wait, you were in… Luna’s room
>Oh shit you almost forgot that Sweetie Belle escaped and the changelings were on their way to the town! How long was it?
>”Are you awake now, Anon? Is your time to shine now, son!” You hear Discord voice coming from behind you
>He was sitting on his throne, waiting for you to answer him. He was taking his time and being patient while holding a golden cane with his face on it
>Hmm, what if the changelings haven’t made it on time over there? You could make some time speaking to Discord
>You stretch a bit and nod to him
“Yeah… just had a nap, I guess. I don’t know why I sleep all of the sudden… maybe I was tired from all that espionage in the town…” You take a pause while going next to him. “Speaking of, have you done something to it? Or well, are you even going to do something to it? You are, aren’t you?”

>>29307921

>Discord chuckled slightly as he pulled out a pie down the pillow where he was sitting. The pie was half eaten
>”Why yes, that town is having a punishment for going against my rule and not accepting my chaos.” He took a bite out of the pie, only that instead of eating it, the pie somehow was no longer half eaten and was brand-new… did he puke the pie? …eww. “But as much as I would love to torment those ponies… I’m going to resist and somepony else is going to do it for me”
>Oh?
“What? Who is going to finish the job?”
>Discord snaps his talons and a mirror appears in front of you
>”You’re looking at who’s going to… “finish” the job”
>Hmm, you didn’t know there was another cute green colt here in this castle
>…
>Wait a minute
“Me?”
>”Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! Your answer is correct, my compadre!” Discord stands up from his throne and walks at your side, only to put the pie he was “eating” on top of your head. “This is part of your lesson, so you have to do it”
>Lesson? Is he talking about that lesson about you lying to the ponies? Because you remember it. That lesson that you learned by force, about not giving away who you are cause… bad things can happen
>Or is there another lesson you need to learn?
>Your belly grows and you start to sweat a bit. Do you really have to eat that pie? Can’t you make appear again some tacos? …you probably can’t after what you commanded the changelings to do
>Dumb chaos magic…
>You slowly remove the pie from your head and give it a bite in the part you believe Discord didn’t bite
>Hey! Strawberry! Damn this tastes good
>”Besides… it is your duty as the prince of chaos. I bet my ninety nine non existential fingers that you did only a quarter of what little chaos you had to do in that town”
>…Well, lying doesn’t count as chaos… or maybe it does? Hmm…

>>29307937

>Anyway, if the changelings were on their way to the town, right now the town must be safe and you could do anything to it
>Well, whatever he wants to do. He says he doesn’t harm ponies, but rather turns them into corrupted ponies that don’t care about anything else
>It’s like spreading a disease which looks incurable
>”Come over here, boy. I got something to show you!” Discord calls you over, next to a window that popped up from his magic
>You didn’t realize it but the moment you looked at the window and back at the pie… there was no pie there. Damn, you really were hungry…
>Welp, it tasted good at least
“What is it now?”
>You walk over him and stand next to him while he opens the window. It leads to a balcony with a pretty nice view of all the chaos that is his land and… below the castle were thousands of creatures down there… mostly ponies
>You can catch sight of each type of ponies, Pegasus, earth ponies, unicorns…
>And every single one of them was gray. Some were discussing and others had expressions that didn’t wanted to be there
>Why were they here?
>Discord snaps his talons and a microphone appears in his lion paw
>”LADIES AND GENTLEGERMS! THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SEE MY FASCINATING FIGURE ONCE AGAIN! I hope you are having a marvelous chaotic day!”
>The audience below was just murmuring various words and none seemed to care about what Discord was talking about
>Jeez…
>”Suck a nut, Discord!” You hear a pony yelling in the public
>Okay, maybe one cares
>”Thank you, thank you all!” Discord waves at the public and gives you the microphone. ”Here Anon, don’t you want to say something to the public? You can say anything, they don’t even care anyway!”
>Eh… you weren’t good with speeches or talking with… lots of people
>If you say something probably he’ll laugh. You already tried to speak like a prince… and you were awful at it

>>29308021

“I… I dunno, Discord… I think this time I’ll pass. Maybe next time?”
>Discord rolls his eyes and snaps his talons, making the microphone disappear and with it the audience too
>”Amateur.” He walks back to the center of the throne room. “But you’ll learn. Eventually, my dear Anon… now, let’s talk about the town”
>A pair of chairs and a table with the same chessboard appears
>You take a sigh while walking to the center of the throne room and take a sit. Discord notices your long sigh and wonders about it
>”What’s the matter boyo? Not enough pie to fill your belly? You need a bath?” He sniffs slightly and his eyes go wide. “Oh my, you smell like death! Did those ponies seriously didn’t gave you at least a tiny bath?”
>Damn you almost forgot that baths are a thing. Curious, because you haven’t had the feeling to go to a bathroom and take a shit
“Now that you say it… they didn’t. Maybe I need a bath afterall”
>”Say no more!”
>He snaps his talons once again and he was now wearing a fireman outfit along with a big ass fire hose
>”Close your eyes, Anon!”
>OH SHIT
“Wait Discord! Can’t I take a bath the normal WAAAUHGGAAA-“
>The pressure of the water was so high; your tiny body was launched directly to the most near wall of the throne room
>”You can’t just say normal and be the prince of chaos, young colt! You need to adapt!”
>Although the pressure of the water was high, your tiny pony body didn’t feel even the slightly of pain. And boy, you felt water in parts you don’t even think existed
“OKAY! STOP! STOP! I’M CLEAN NOW!”
>The water stops and with a loud splash your pony body lands on the floor that had water all over it
>You really need to get used to his shenanigans…

>>29308089

>…
>Despite the water assault you were still a bit down for all that shit you planned with the changelings
>You were thinking about the ponies in town. Pinkamena and Fluttershy, Sweetie Belle and the rest of the ponies there
>They all… seem to be good people
>You know Discord isn’t the good guy, but what can you do?
>Nothing. You are just a mere kid in here and Discord has given you the powers. You had this conversation with yourself again and again and again… just get over it and learn to forget
>Hopefully you forget about them as time passes
>”There is that long face again… what’s up with you today? You should be laughing, smiling and getting ready to show that town a good lesson in chaos!”
>Discord grabs with his claw a big cork that appeared in the middle of the throne room. The hole quickly drained all the water
>You internally sigh. What can you say to him? Something to at least not making you feel entirely bad about the situation?
“Is just… Discord.” You stare at him. “Are we bad people?”
>Discord looks at you with a… very friendly face. Just a smile on his face while shaking his head
>”No Anon… no.” He takes a pause while he puts his paw around your shoulder. “The ponies are”
“They… are?”
>”Exactly, they are bad.” Discord’s smile quickly changes into a smirk. “For not stopping us”
>…God damn if that didn’t make you laugh a bit
>”Okay! Too much talk! Time for some action, my boy!”
>Discord snaps his talons and you two appear sitting in the chairs that were in the center before. The same chessboard in the table
>”I’m leaving this to you, Anon. Choose a good way to end that town! It has to be unique, chaotic and of course the most important… is that you must have fun while you are ruining their lives!”

I think that's enough for today from my part.
My nephew is being annoying so I can't write right now.
Maybe update tomorrow, this was damn short.

>>29304094
>It''s not like some terrible transformation would happen that would make them different or some shit like that.
oh fuck you too buddy

>>29308176
Man, Alberto is kinda dumb and it is great to see Discord taking advantage of that

>>29308186
Keep doing it despite your horrible grammar, the creativity in this story is great

>>29308176
I actually found this little binding moment to be really heart warmingm good work wando

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Thanks for the comments!
I wrote 1k more of story update, but the night is for Erf.
So tomorrow I shall continue

>>29308866
Pls make this a meme everytime I post, it'll make me remember to double edit my posts

>>29307774
Maybe, or maybe he will completely lose his mind until he becomes nothing but a mere beast, truly tje worst end of all. Or, in his frustration and despair, he could become friends with erfanon and leak info about the hive

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>>29304290
Kek, the X Captain came back! He's a good bit character at this point, Anon's reaction to him being the best part.

>>29302009
>Hey Sun I hope you're okay
Sure Z, not exactly pronto but I'll be hanging around there. Glad to know your Gentoo install is up and running--kicks ass eh?
>>29308176
Hah, Alberto's development and interaction with Discord is some good stuff there, keep it up Wando!

>>29309733
We'll have to wait and see. Look, I'm gonna say it right now. even though I'm sure I mentioned it. I think this shit up as I type while i come up with an outline I never follow at work. Excaptain, I wanted to put a little more into him. But, as I typed. I realized short and sweet would be more effective to show off how inconsequential he really has become. An OC villain who can't do shit. I think it worked out

>>29304290
>You follow him up to her room to find the sleeping form of Fluttershy, snug in her bed. a smile on her face. Dreaming of pleasant things.
>Angel put his paw to his mouth and let out a soft "shhhhhhh", pointed to a spot on the bed you can sleep on. And hopped up next to Fluttershy and made himself comfortable.
>You were actually hoping to get some cuddles. But, how could you wake up such soft and adorable perfection?
>You carefully get up on the bed where there was room, and get under the blanket and move to Fluttershy's backside. You didn't mind sleeping under the blanket. It was a little stuffy. But worth it. It was as close to her warmth as you were going to get right now. You hoped she wouldn't be startled when she sees you in the morning. You hoped this wasn't a mistake.
>And it worked wonders, as you drifted off to sleep
>Sleep...until the morning came.
>"Annoooonnn.....time for breakfast!" You hear in a soft voice. egghhhhh, fuck the morning. You wrap yourself in the blanket and roll about.
>"Annnnoooonnn..."
>Nooooo...wait.
>You quickly rise up and look about in surprise, remembering how you came to the cottage in the first place. Fluttershy was gone, but you could hear her calling you from downstairs.
>Shit, you better haul ass...but, if she was calling you. Did that mean everything was fine?

>>29309852
>You rush to the main room of the cottage where Fluttershy was setting down a bowl on a low table by her green couch. She then noticed you by the pitter patter of your hooves. turned to you and smiled "Anon! How are you doing this morning? Are you feeling alright?"
>...seriously? She wasn't questioning anything? You answered her question with caution.
"Erm, yeah. Thanks to Dad, I'm feeling pretty great. You're not mad that I came by so late Aunt Fluttershy?"
>She shook her head "Mad? Oh no no Anon, I was just very worried. But Angel told me you had a very terrible nightmare and couldn't sleep. It must have been from being so sick. Your father told me you'd be fine within the day but....well, I wanted to wait until school was about to start to see how you were feeling. And!" She points to the bowl "I thought I'd use a recipe Zecora taught me to help keep your immune system going strong. I'm very glad to see you're well but, I'd rather not take any chances."
>Awww, that's pretty based of the bunny. He kept Fluttershy calm by telling her what was going on. Man, were you glad you weren't really sick. If she caught on to even a bit of illness, she might fall apart.
"Thanks for understanding Aunt Fluttershy. I was kind of worried I'd be bothering you. But, you're not even upset. That's pretty cool."
>Fluttershy walks over to you and holds you in for a hug "I'm your Aunt Anon, I have to be strong for you and not fall apart. If I couldn't think straight then I would have never come up with the idea to make this breakfast for you. Your my little Gentlecolt, and that means that whenever you visit me, I will always do my best for you."
>...a-awww...F-fluttershy
>You hug into her tighter. That made you feel so warm. You really had to thank Angel for this, he really was kind of cool taking the time to explain things in what must have been a really amazing manner to keep Flutters calm.
"I love you Aunt Fluttershy"

>>29309893
>"And I love you too Anon." Fluttershy slowly breaks the hug, gives you a smile, and boops your nose. "You'll always have a place here no matter what time it is. Oh!" She realized she nearly forgot something. And have you a gentle pat on the head. "And don't you worry, I won't go telling anypony that you made a mess in your bed. That secret is safe with me and Angel. If you'd like, I can give you a candle to give you a little bit of light to keep those nasty nightmares away. I know the dark can be pretty scary, but a little light always helps."
>THAT LITTLE SHIT! HE TOLD HER YOU WET YOUR FUCKING BED?! YOU'LL RIP HIS HEAD OFF!
>"A-Anon? A-are you ok?" She noticed you shaking, and finally began to falter.
>You snap from your hellacious rage. Goddammit, now she thought you were a pussified bed wetter. That wasn't cute, that wasn't nice, Now she was going to treat you like a baby more than usual. You could just feel it. You liked how she treated you, but this could turn ugly real quick.
"Oh nah, I'm fine. I was just getting over just waking up. Y'know me, I like sleeping."
>"Oh" Fluttershy sighed in relief "That's good, but Anon...you really should have better sleeping habits. hrnnnn...oh, I know!" Fluttershy seems to come up with an excellent idea "Why don't you ask your father if you can spend a few nights here? I'd love to spend more time with you AND I can help you develop better habits. It'll be fun!"
>.....oh wait....no, that sounded terrible. No, no..because she'd be treating you like a baby at all times and..
>.....and...as you look into that sweet motherly face......oogghhh. Well, this might not be a bad idea...considering that asshole just came back from literally nowhere and could probably, at this moment, trying to concoct a hundred and one ways to kill you. The thought alone was annoying.

>>29309962
mnn, I'm feeling rather weak tonight. been getting sick off and on. So my body has been shit. I'll do better tomorrow.

>>29310028
Get rest my friend.
Goodnight

>>29308176
This is shit and you're an idiot.

>>29310242
Don't listen to this guy

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>>29309962
>The thought alone was annoying.
Haha, Anon's perspective on X Captain is sweet.

Angel's sadism has come to new heights too, I can just see what a bad, bad, idea Anon spending even more time in Flutershy's house of animal horrors will be.

But more importantly, do get well there champ, and if you're stressed, take some time off.

>>29310242
You are shit and your waifu is an idiot

>>29309962
So much for based Angel

>>29309962
why is angel always such a little cunt

>>29311656
probably because he doesn't fully trust Anon

>>29304229
So the X-Captain has been stalking erfanon, well, his room through that window for a long time, mutating into a horrible monster and losing his mind in the process... shit man, when you think about it, is pretty depressing

>>29309962
Wonder what Discord will say about that.

>>29308176

>Hmm… something chaotic, unique and fun…
>What to do? He obviously wants those ponies to be corrupted and that forest probably is weak by now
>Or well, probably the ponies in that town left the barrier down as they are safe thanks to the changelings
>Yah… they must be safe by now
>So, a unique idea… hmmm…. Come on Alberto, you got plenty of ideas in that glorious mind of yours that could make Discord proud! Choose something a human would do!
>Well, it doesn’t have to be a savage idea. You can’t just straight up convince Discord into creating a tank and taking that entire town down… besides, he wants them corrupted, not destroyed
>”Come on Alberto, we’re waiting.” Discord says as he plays with three other clones of himself poker. “Go fish.” He says while smirking to his other clone
>The other Discord growls as he gets a fishing rod and throws it through the window
>”You always take all the green cards…” The clone says
>The original Discord chuckles while trying to check on the hand of his other clone
>”Why yes, I do”
>Green cards? Are they playing Poker or Uno?
>You eye the hand of one Discord and he had a freaking Yu-gi-oh card in his hand
>Okay ignoring that…
“Well I got an idea, mind if I interrupt your game?”
>All the Discords disappear, leaving the original Discord sitting in front of you
>”I was winning anyway. So, what are you waiting for?”
“Uhm, yeah… well you see my idea-“
>”Ah, ah, ah!” Discord interrupts you with his paw. “I didn’t say to explain all the details, Anon! You got magic now! You should create that idea right here, right now and show it to me”
>Oh… so he wants you to… magically appear your idea? That’s a bit hard…
“Well, what if my idea… is a bit… big? As in the thing I wanted to propose?”

>>29312860

>”You got my powers now, don’t you? There is nothing you can’t make appear. Is it too big to fit this place?” He snaps his talons and now you two appear outside the castle, near the garden of the castle to be precise. “Here we go. Now, show me what you got!”
>Hopefully that chaos magic was within you. How chaos magic works is kinda… weird. Since you did something good instead of evil, you shouldn’t have all the necessary magic to create the tower that you want
>Or at least that’s what you think
>As you remember, you only need to think of something and it’ll appear. You don’t have to question it, as you haven’t questioned anything in this nature of randomness and mythological creatures that is Discord’s realm
>But these last days you’ve only made appear stuff that is tiny… and you want that huge tower from the show Courage, the cowardly dog. You can’t recall the name of the episode, but you remember exactly what the tower did
>That tower is perfect. Shooting cannonballs from afar as it attacks the town, and as you remember, the cannonballs had this power related to Discord’s magic that turned people into depressed people
>In this case it’ll turn the ponies, or well, the changelings to that corrupted way Discord wants them
>And maybe the changelings are immune to Discord’s magic? Maybe? Just… maybe? Meh, you don’t care for them, their queen is a total asshole
>You really need a term for how ponies get when Discord changes them
>Hmm… how about… discorded? Eh, sounds a bit cliché but at the same time sounds good
>Discorded or corrupted works, so…
>Oh shit right, you need to build with your chaotic magic that tower from the show and-
>”Anon, you did it!”
>What?
“What?”
>You turn your head to where Discord was and he was hovering around a… big ass tower that was exactly the same as the show… what the heeeeeeeell?

>>29312869

>”I gotta say Anon, that is a beautiful tower your magic created.” He whistles at the tower. “I can’t wait to see what is able to!”
>Y-You made that!? How! You weren’t even giving attention to it! You totally missed it!
>…But how do you have the enough magic to create that? You did something good… you helped Sweetie Belle and the town… that must have left you with nothing!
>This is weird, this is soooooo weird…
>Maybe Discord- no. Discord can’t possibly have thought about this tower, it is from a show you watched
>So that leaves Sweetie Belle and the changelings… did something happen?
>Discord snaps his talons, interrupting your thoughts and making you both appear inside the tower
“Whoa! Avisa chingada… madre”
>Whatever you were thinking… you forget as you watch in awe at the large room that you were inside the tower
>It was… so fucking realistic, the same as the show. The same as you remember it… the mountains of cannonballs, the machine that creates the cannonballs with that big cauldron, the long ass upstairs to the tower’s keep… you can’t believe chaos magic can create this shit
>Yet again, is magic, so…
>”Alright! Now you tell me what we’re going to do! I’m all ears, boy”
>Discord seemed excited. Maybe he was proud for something you did this time all by yourself
>Well you’re not going to fuck up and ask him about his thoughts of the tower
“Well, you see… this tower is from an old cartoon I watched as a kid. The cannonballs have the power to go through people without harming them, but they get in this depressive condition. The cannonballs can go through anything and from a very far away distance.” You seem confident for a moment and smile to Discord. “So the ponies won’t know what they got hit by”

>>29312878

>Discord proceeds to give you a series of applauses with his paw and claw. He makes appear a parchment with a feather and ink and with a new set of hands he begins to write on it
>”Bravo, my son! You elaborated a unique, chaotic and fun way to ruin that town and those pesky ponies! And who knows, maybe in the future you could use this tower to raid other towns!” With a few more scratches he hands you the parchment he was writing. It had a big A- on it along with a very bad drawn thumb up. “I’m proud, son. You get A- in chaos for today!”
>You inspect the parchment, it had the 3 things he asked in order and scratched with a check point
>Still…
“An A minus? Back in my world…”
>Discord makes appear this time a sheet and starts writing while shaking his head in disapprobatory
>”Ap-bap-bap… questioning the grades, that gives you a B” He gives you the sheet with the B written on it
>You grab the sheet and look at it, it only had the letter B on it
“But…”
>Discord makes appear ANOTHER sheet and starts quickly writing on it before you finish speaking
>”Talking back, that gives you a C!”
>And he hands you the sheet which you disagree with
“A C?! DISCORD!”
>And he repeats the process… at this rate he’ll get out of letters
>”Raising your voice! D!”
>Instead of a sheet, this time he gives you a photography in which he’s wearing… some black and red shirt. The photography was signed by himself
“That’s a… photo of yourself?”
>” That gives you an F, smarty pants!”
>You are almost swimming in red notes… feels like back in high school
>You stare at Discord while not saying a thing
>”So?”
“You done?”
>Discord proudly nods as he gets a broom and starts sweeping the notes that were on the floor
>”Yes, I’ve always wanted to give an F to somepony”


That's it for this slow afternoon.
I'll try to write more later.

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>>29312890
If someone didn't get this last part because of my bad grammar, try pic related
I know Elo will understand

The Adventures of the Chaos Colt!

Chapter 4 - And It All Shatters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mclv2Lvnw_k

>You hold on frantically to Silver Steel’s neck as she bursts into the hallway. Both of you look left and right. Guards dash by, putting on armor, wielding their weapons, or giving commands to other guards.
>”GO GO GO!”
>”Get all your equipment on and move out!
>”Sky Fleet, suppress fire amongst the enemy!”
>”Man the cannons!”
>”Ship those medical supplies to the eastern district, pronto!”
>Silver Steel runs through the crowd and finds one of the entrances for the pegasi soldiers. One of the guards stops her on they way.
>”Silver! We need you along with Ferrous’ squad! The enemy outnumbers us seventeen to one!”
>S-Seventeen to one?! Who’s the enemy?! WHAT’S GOING ON!? Silver Steel shakes her head and readies to take off.
>”I have to take this child to safety! Just group up with the rest of the squad!” She takes off into the air, leaving the soldier behind.
>D-Dear goodness… What’s happening? The sky’s crimson red with swirling black clouds. From the sky light snowfall comes down, along with arrows raining from above. Silver flaps her wings harder and harder, jetting through the air as the arrows make whizzing sounds as they nearly hit you both.
>”Anon! Where do you live? Quick! Just point it out!”
>Your hoof involuntarily points towards a village close to the center of the empire.
“O-Over there!”

>>29314263

>”Just hold on! I’m going to try and get to higher ground so we have- WHOA!” An arrow nearly takes her head off. “S-So that doesn’t happen!” She flaps harder and slowly goes up into the clouds. You tug on her mane, teeth chattering. Should you look back and see…?
>You hesitate as you hear explosions going off. More arrows zip by, and the clashing of metal against metal causes you to dig your ears into Silver’s mane. She notices how afraid you are and attempts to console you.
>”C’mon, bud! We’ll be alright once we get to the Capitol. Just stay low and hold on tight.” Silver Steel dodges a couple more bombs and arrows. “Stay strong, Anon! We Crystal Guards must never shatter!”
“I j-just wanna go home!”
>Another arrow darts by, but Silver quickly glides to the side. You move your head so you can look down below. Purple fire and arrows engulfed the farmland and towns. The fire spreads quickly, destroying the buildings as ponies scurry away in panic. Guards shout orders at them to evacuate.
>”This way! This way!”
>”To the Capitol! Follow the guards and they will lead you to the bunkers!”
>Some crystal ponies resist, not willing to leave their families behind.
>”My family is stuck in that building! I have to go back-”
>”We’ll handle it, sir, just move along!”
>”NO! I NEED TO SAVE THEM! MY WIFE! MY CHILDREN!”
>The stallion gets swallowed up by the crowd and gets pushed along by some guards.
>A mare swims through the ocean of ponies, frantically searching for her daughter.
>”My daughter?! Where’d she go?! SWEETIE!”
>And away she’s pushed with the rest of them.

>>29314271

>It’s complete and utter chaos… N-Not even the good kind of chaos. What kind of monsters would destroy such a beautiful place?! Ruin the ponies’ peaceful and happy home?! You don’t dare to turn around, for the fear of what’s behind you causes tears to roll down your cheeks.
>Curiosity gets the better of you, and you turn your head towards the wall. All around the colossal walls are thousands and THOUSANDS of black plated knights.
>Each knight had black armor covering their forelegs. The platebody covered their shoulders and their entire upper body, along with white spikes that looked sharp enough to pierce metal. But their helmets… O-Oh jeez… T-Their helmets, instead of having a place for them to see, they had t-these spooky goggles that only had a slit of glowing green light for their vision.
>The forehead of the helmet had these red horns, and all their manes are long and black with purple highlights. Yet the most intimidating thing is how they marched… They’re all robotic and mechanical. All inn sync when firing arrows or taking blows against the wall.
>The mechanical knights in the back lines are shooting this dark-purplish plume of magic into the sky. Others used the dark magic on their arrows, shooting towards the crystal guards on the cannons and pegasi archers in the sky.
>Catapults are being pushed inside the army, hurling bombs of purple flame into the Crystal Empire with each launch. They explode into the wall, causing it to slowly crack and crumble. You turn back around and hug Silver Steel tighter.
>You start to shiver as the snowfall comes down harder. The chilly wind causes your mane to go up, so you snuggle against Silver for some warmth. The wind starts to push her down, and her wings get weighed down with snow.

>>29314273

>”The storm is getting too strong! We’ll have to land and go by foot if we don’t want to get frozen or turned into skewered pony!” She makes a dive towards one of the nearby towns and lands safely. She could now leave you with the other guards to escort you to safety. Also ehe can return to her squad and help on the frontline.
>But she stops and looks down the sea of ponies. They all trample on top of each other. Families are getting separated, and some are lying limp on the ground… Hopefully unconscious. You tug on her mane worryingly.
“Why’d we stop? We have to go!”
>”It’s just… I’ll personally just escort you to the Capitol, but there’s too much commotion going on down here!” Ponies constantly start bumping against you and Silver, but she keeps her balance.
“H-How about we try to rooftops?!”
>You point to the buildings that are still intact. Silver Steel jumps and flies over to what looks like a chapel. She positions herself so she’s behind cover to avoid being hit by arrows and fire. After a few short breaths she responds.
>”That would be a terrible idea. There’s dark fire spreading like crazy, arrows and bombs falling from the sky, and that type of risk is just as dangerous as being in that crowd!” She looks back down to the crowd, then to the rooftops again. “But… It could get us there faster.”
>When the coast is clear, she makes a leap onto a nearby rooftop. She gallops past the fire, moving in zig zags to avoid arrows. You see a giant shadow cover the entire roof and look up.
“BOMB!”
>Silver Steel takes off into the air, the bomb exploding flames of purple and nearly singeing both of you. She doesn’t look back or hesitate, keeping her eyes along the safest path. Up ahead, you see pegasi archers littered across the rooftops.

>>29314278

>You see a small, round, and wooden shield up ahead on roof. When Silver passes by it, you quickly scoop it up, but it’s heavier than you anticipated and it almost causes you to fall off.
“W-Whoa!”
>Silver Steel tilts her back a bit to the side to prevent you from slipping off.
>”What do you think you’re doing? You could have gotten us both killed with a move like that!”
“S-Sorry! But I got this shield!”
>You hold the shield up above Silver. Right as you raise it, an arrow sticks onto it.
“See! I’ll hold it up and cover us!”
>She hesitates to make a remark against how risky your plan was, but there’s no time to focus on that. You held the shield up, catching arrows that targeted you and Silver as she flew from rooftop to rooftop.
>Then suddenly, the wall comes crumbling down besides you. It instantly starts to fall apart, all around the entire perimeter. The crystals shatter into millions of pieces, causing crystal dust and smoke to litter the outskirts of the empire.
>The collapse causes all the ponies on the ground to loose their balance as it sends out a giant earthquake. Silver almost loses her footing, but quickly hovers in the air. She turns her head towards the wall and her mouth drops open.
>”The wall… They destroyed the ENTIRE thing…”
“Who’s they?! W-What are those…”
>The mechanical knights start to march on top of the shattered crystals, their glowing eyes piercing through the fog and purple flames.
“WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!”
>And through the army, a flood of pure black smoke starts to flood the empire. Ponies start to scream louder and run faster as the speeding storm of smoke consumes everything. And as it does, the constant green slits of light get closer… And closer… AND CLOSER!
“GO!”

>>29314283

>Silver Steel just takes off, speeding through the air. The blizzard becomes thicker and thicker, making it hard to see through the white mist of snow and ice. “This stupid blizzard! Agh!” You cover your face with the shield. There aren’t anymore arrows or bombs falling from the sky, so you assume it’s safe to use it a scover from the storm.
“S-Silver! What are those things?! How did they do that?!”
>”No time to talk! I need to focus on- AHHH!” An arrow strikes Silver’s wing, causing her to plummet towards the ground.
“SILVER!”
>You let go of the shield and hang on tight as you both fall into the white mist, not knowing what could be at the bottom. The wind and force of gravity is too much, causing you to lose grip and fly off Silver’s back.
“AAAAAAAAH- OMPH!”
>A-Are you dead?! I-Is the simulation over?! There’s… Just white… No… NO NO! You push against the white, unsticking your head from a mound of snow. You wipe your forehead.
“Phew… T-That was close… Silver?”
>The wind howls louder, making it hard for you to see or hear anything through the storm.
“SILVER!”
>You cover yourself with your forelegs as the temperature drops more. Through chattering teeth, you call out one more time.
“SIIIIIIIILVEEEEEEEER! P-P-Please! HELP!”
>DAAAAAD! S-SAVE ME! PLEASE! Please….
>No answer… You’re too afraid to move or find help. Is this the end?! A-Are you gonna die? No no no please no no no! Dad! Discord! Come on!

>>29314288

>You hear Silver’s words echo in your mind. “Stay strong, Anon! We Crystal Guards must never shatter!”
>Then you start to remember Discord’s words of encouragement.
>“Where’s that Anon I love and care for? The one who never gives up and is always happy, hmmm?” The way you remember it… It just sounds like he’s right there. You lift your head up with determination written all over your face.
>”I-I have t-t-to f-f-find her…”
>You muster enough strength to get up and seek for help. Pushing against the wind, you go in the direction you think Silver might have landed. The harsh winds and ice nip like needles against your skin, and you couldn’t feel your ears or the tip of your muzzle anymore.
>After a couple of minutes pushing through, you see a figure lying in the snow.
“Silver!”
>With all your strength, you push harder and get through to your fallen friend.
“Why did they do this…?”
>The arrow that hit her is poking out of her wing. It looked pretty deep… Please be okay… You push her chest with your head.
“S-S-Silver?”
>N-No… She can’t be… You put your ear next to her chest. Oh thank goodness! She’s still breathing. You look around for some shelter from the storm.
“H-H-Hold on Silver, I’m g-g-going to find us some s-s-shelter…”
>Making sure not to stray too far off from your friend, you cover your forehead with your foreleg to see out in the distance better. Darnit! The storm just keeps getting worse and worse. You decide it’s best to just stick with Silver, warm her up, and see what you can do about that wound.

>>29314296

>You hear something approach you from behind, so you turn your head and...
>D-Discord… Is that… NO!
>Those glowing green horizontal eyes… OH PLEASE NO!
“GET AWAY! HELP! SOMEPONY!”
>You turn around and try to run, only to slip on frozen ice. All you can hear is the synchronized marching and crunching of the snow behind you. Something grabs your tail and slowly drags you back. You dig your hooves into the snow.
“AHHHH! LET GO! AAAH!”
>Tossing and turning, you squirm on the ground, and feel something get REALLY close to your face. You close your eyes, moving your head away. It’s so cold that even your tears are beginning to freeze up.
“P-P-Please! M-Mom! D-Dad! S-Silver!”
>You open one eye. Its green eyes stare into yours, as if digging into your soul and mind. The creepiest part is that it made no sound whatsoever, like it isn’t even a living being. It leans closer, the spikes on its armor just mere inches away from your fur.
“S-Stop looking at me! G-Get away!”
>You try to think about Dad. About meal time, all those adventures he created for you at home, the hugs and pats on the back… Silver Steel and the Crystal Ponies. How happy they were before…. B-Before…
>There’s something hypnotic about those green eyes. All those happy thoughts you try to think of go away, and get replaced with… Mean thoughts… Stop… Stop! Your pupils dilate and begin to shake. The mechanical knight pushes down on your chest with its hoof.
“N-No! Mom! Dad! Don’t leave me! P-Please…!”
>D-Dad?! I’m sorry for failing at chaos magic! Just don’t leave me! Please! I promise to do better.

>>29314301

>The tears just starting flooding from your eyes as you sob. The monstrosity gets its head closer, and dark smoke starts dripping from underneath its helmet. But before it makes contact, the thing is knocked by a flash of teal.
>But you couldn’t get up. You kept thinking about the horror of all the ponies’ homes being destroyed. All the guards that fought hard and fell in battle. The wall instantly crumbling and flooding with darkness and numbing snow.
>Somepony picks you up and groans as they do. ”Anon! Are you… Agh… Alright?!”
>No more… No more… Please…
>Silver Steel shakes you frantically. “ANON! Snap out of it! You’re safe!” Huh… Whaa…
“W-What’s going on? What happened?!”
>”Stay with me lil’ dude! We have to find some- OOMPH!” She gets the wind knocked out of her by the mechanical knight, sending you stumbling onto the ground. You roll quickly over and get back up. The knight charges at you, but Silver bucks him out of the way.
>”AGH… My wing… They’ll pay for this… YOU’LL PAY YOU MONSTER!” The knight slowly gets back up and its forehead starts to glow purple. Out of thin air, a sword of pure darkness appears. The knight grabs it in its mouth and slowly walks towards Silver.
>Silver takes out a crystal bow and loads it up with an arrow from her quiver. “ANON! Run!”
“R-Run?! B-But what about you-”
>She fires the arrow, but the knight quickly dodges and slashes forward. A mist of darkness trails along where the air sword swung, like a path of flames. Silver backsteps and fires another, striking the knight right in the foreleg. Its leg starts to get covered in crystals from the shot, crippling its movement.

>>29314307

>But it breaks itself free, shows no sign of pain, and simply keeps swinging and attacking.
>”I SAID GO! RUN AWAY AS FAR AS YOU CAN! GRRAH!” She fires a volley of three arrows, getting one stuck in the knight’s armor, and the other two missing. You look back and forth between Silver and the blizzard.
>You hesitate for a moment, but follow her orders and run into the storm. You don’t look back and keep galloping through. When will this all be over?! You just wanna go home! Dad would have saved you by now! Something has to be wrong!
>The dark mist from earlier rushes through the storm and knocks you over in an instant. The shadows push you harder than blizzard, but you cling on for your dear life. A tall figure walks through and approaches you
>Is that… DAD!
“DAD! Oh thank goodness! Get me out of here, please!”
>The figure looked like Discord, and spoke exactly like him. “And why, pray tell, would I do that?”
“Huh? D-Dad, it’s me! Anon! Your son!”
>He stretches his neck out to take a closer look, but his shadowy appearance never changed. “My son? I don’t have a son! And my son wouldn’t be a failure like you!
“I-I’m a spirit of chaos like you, though!”
“A spirit of chaos? HAH! If I were your father, I would be VERY disappointed indeed.”
“Dad… Why would you say that…? I thought… I thought…”
>The image of Discord pokes your chest hard, causing you to fall onto your back. “Listen here, green bean. You’re below anypony. Not only are you an outcast to all ponies in Equestria, but a disappointment of what you truly are. You should be called the Spirit of Failure!” He snaps his talons and a dunce cap appears on your head reading ‘DURRR I SUCK AT CHAOS’.
“STOP! PLEASE! I c-can do better! I can change!”

>>29314310

>You teleport onto a stool in a room full of random ponies you’ve never seen. They start jeering and laughing at you.
>”What is that thing?! Disgusting!”
>”Spirit of Chaos?! Ooooh I’m so scared!”
>”Hey, turn into a trash bin so you’ll actually be useful for once!”
>A pony that looked like Silver Steel throws a tomato at your face. “You thought YOU could be a Crystal Guard?! Sorry lil’ bud… We don’t recruit babies who cry in battle.” They throw more and more rotten food. You try your best to cover yourself. King Lattice steps up and gives a disapproving glare.
“You failed us, Anonymous… You left your friend to die against that fiend in the snow.”
“B-But she told me to go!”
>King Lattice shakes his head and titters. “Excuses excuses… I was wrong, son… You’ll never be fit to be a Crystal Guard, let alone anypony worth anything.”
“No! I can! You’re all wrong!”
>The floorboards start to chip off and break. You’re swallowed into a pit of cotton candy. You bounce and land on top of a cotton candy cloud in front of the giant door that’s upstairs your house. The one that leads to Equestria, but it’s now a giant gate.
>Discord stood at a podium with a white powdered wig and a judge’s mallet. He points the mallet at you and smirks. “What’s this clown doing in my court? I like clowns, but THIS one puts them all to shame! Meh, very well….” He takes out a giant book labelled ‘Ponies of Equestria’, quickly skimming through the pages at a fast speed.
>“Let’s see… Anon Anon Anon… Nope! Can’t find any ‘Anonymous’ in here! Looks like you’re not eligible to go to Equestria! EVER!” He slams his hammer down. Shackles and chains appear, bounding you tight.
“Please! I wanna go! Let me go! I’ll do anything!”
>The room darkens and the giant gate grows. It grows a face and stares down at you intimidatingly as it speaks in a loud, booming voice.

>>29314317

>“YOU SHALL NEVER GO TO EQUESTRIA! YOU ARE NOT EVEN A TRUE PONY! YOUR POWERS WILL DESTROY THE VERY FABRIC OF OUR HOME, JUST AS SOMBRA’S ARMY DID UPON THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE!”
“I can control my powers! D-Dad said I could if I try hard and when I’m a bit older!”
>A spotlight flashes next to the guardian door. The judge version of Discord cackles and eats some popcorn.
>“Who said you were my son, again? You’re just some runt of the litter I picked up from that disgusting human world. Even THEY didn’t want you! I don’t even know why I picked you up in the first place! You can’t control your powers AT ALL!”
>Before you can even speak, duct-tape covers your muzzle.
“MMPH! MMPH!”
>The door looks down and speaks to Discord. “LOCK HIM UP IN TARTARUS, WHERE HE BELONGS…”
“MMMMMPH! MMMPH!”
>You squirm and shake, trying to break free. A portal gradually begins to form beneath you, slowly sucking you down into a dark abyss full of creatures far worse than what you’ve seen in the void of chaos. The judge Discord waves innocently as you sink away into Tartarus.
“Byyyyye Anooooon!”
>DAD! NO PLEASE! You’re not a failure! You’re not a failure! You can change, you’re not a baby! You sob and close your eyes, muffled cries coming from behind the tape.

>>29314324

>Glowing green eyes appear from the darkness. The orbs had trails of purple mist coming from the side, and had a crimson red center. The pupils are dark crimson and narrow, and they cackle in a deep voice menacing voice.
>”Ahahahahah… BWAHAHAHAHAAH!”
>Those same, piercing green eyes. Your eyes open wide and you start to breath very fast. You shake violently and turn away. The face of a grey stallion with a large, long dark mane appears with the eyes. His mouth gets really close to you, close enough to feel his hot breath and see his sharp white fangs.
>He had a red devilish horn for a unicorn horn with a spikey metallic crown. The same symbol on the metallic knight’s helmet is on the crown.
>”Give in, young one… You have been tossed aside… Outcasted by your own father, from all the friends you made on your embarkment…” You don’t respond.
>J-Just go away…. Go away! Go go, go away! Bad thoughts, don’t come or stay...
>The face begins to speak. ”Let fear dictate your actions. Show ponies your true colors, what you are capable of!” Then it’s expression changes to one of anger and disgust.
>“...Or forever be a runt of your race, and a disgrace to your bloodline!” It’s all too much that you can’t even comprehend what he’s saying anymore.
“I-I’m not a failure… I can change… D-Don’t leave me, Dad… Please...”

>>29314339

>You curl up into a ball and lean against the telescope stand.
“I’m a pony… I-I am a pony… D-Dad please… I-I’m s-s-sorry…”
>After a couple of moments crying on the ground, you realize you aren’t sinking anymore, and those strange sounds from Tartarus are noe gone. You open your eyes and look around.
>You’re home... Not in Tartarus at all. You try to stand up, but it takes a lot of effort because you feel super weak and energy deprived.
“Dad… Are you there…?”
>Everything looked the exactly way you left it. Was it all a dream? A weird nightmare from all the stuff that happened before? You drag yourself over to the telescope and open the slot. The book is still inside… It wasn’t a dream…
>All those things you saw. They were all real. The Crystal Wall, the fall of the Crystal Empire… Those mechanical knights….
“Sombra’s Army…”
>You take out the book and open it up, skimming through the pages to the part you experiences. Fall of the Crystal Empire… Outnumbered… The entire wall shattered instantly… Blizzard… Sombra’s Army… Who’s Sombra?
>You turn to the next page and nearly drop the book. T-The same green eyes… Those red pupils and sharp teeth! You back away from the book, not daring to look at the image again.

>>29314347

“T-That’s Sombra?! T-That thing… The monster that…”
>He caused that all to happen… He was the one who led the entire attack. You cover your eyes and rush over to the book, covering the picture with your hoof. You pant and open your eyes, reading the description of S-S-S-..... Suh suh….
“K-King S-S-Sombra led his army and t-took over the Crystal Empire… He used dark magic to manipulate ponies using their deepest fears and phobias… A nightmare come to life…”
>So it was all just… Part of the history? That wasn’t all real! That dark smoke that knocked you over… That had to be the fear stuff!
“So all that stuff was just… Fake?! But it felt so… Real…”
>It all felt too alive to be fake. That looked and sounded too much like your dad. What if you are a failure? You are just a failure… You’re not a pony… You’re not a… WAIT A SECOND.
“OH NO! UH UH! You’re not getting me… Suh suh… Soooo… THAT SCARY DUDE! You’re not tricking me! You’re justing using my mean thoughts against me!”
>You triumphantly close the book and toss it away.
“TAKE THAT! Hah! You can’t trick me that easily! Even if it… STOP!”
>You shake your head furiously. Why are those mean thoughts in your brain?! STOP STOP STOP!
“No! I may not be a real pony, but I am a spirit of chaos! And one day, I’ll be super duper good at chaos!”
>You march off from the platform and keep your head up high. That meanie won’t get you! Nope! He tried to trick you and you know his trick now. Take that Sooohh… Suh suh… Forget it!

>>29314355

>While walking and basking in your victory over the evil dude guy, you stumble over something.
“AGH- MMPH! Owww… What in the hay… Huh?”
>You get up and rub your head, looking back on what you tripped on. It’s a statue… And it’s turned over. Wonder what it is. It’s kinda heavy, but with enough effort you turn over the statue, causing rock dust to come up.
“BLEGH! Eugh…”
>The dust subsides and you raise your eyebrow in confusion.
“A statue of Discord…?”
>You dust off the statue and realize… It’s Maid Discord! Is this some sort of prank your dad is pulling off?
“Dad, c’mon. I’m not really in the mood for pranks right now… And why didn’t you get me out of the simulator? You usually do if something bad happens!”
>He doesn’t respond. You look around and glare at the nothingness.
“Hah hah hah! Very funny! You can come out now, Dad!”
>Maybe he’s hiding! You go up to the second floor of your room and go to your nightstand. You open the drawer and hop inside it, ending back in the living room. Again, you search under the couch.
“Daaaaaaaaad!”
>Now under the lamp.
“Dad?”
>Kitchen? You poke your head in and shout.
“DAD!”
>What? C’mon! You aren’t liking this one bit! Maybe Chef Discord knows what’s up. You go up to the fridge and open the door. Another statue plops out and scares your fur off.
“AHHH! W-What?! Another one?”

>>29314363

>A statue of Chef Discord… He’s frozen in time, rubbing his mustache and holding his signature spatula. Did that mean…? You walk out the kitchen and back into the living room. You open one of the doors in the room that lead to your tutoring room. This is where Discord or the tutor clone would teach you stuff.
>It’s a giant gameroom, like those TV gameshow thingies. It’s like if you get an answer right on a math problem or stuff like that, you win a prize! If you get something wrong… You don’t wanna talk about it.
“Had slime in my mane for weeks! Ewww!”
>What’s weird is that the flashing lights, cameras, and TV are all shut off. And like you predicted, Gamehost Discord is a statue as well, frozen in stone with his microphone in his paw and greeting to an empty audience.
“What’s happening? It’s like all the chaos got shut off…”
>You walk out of the room and shut the door. Chef Discord is a statue… Gameshow Discord is one too… Even Maid Discord… You walk upstairs, contemplating on the situation until you reach your dad’s office. You hesitate to open the door when you read the sign that says ‘ERROR’.
>But you push it open and inside… Nothing. But usually there would be a desk floating in the black void, but it isn’t there anymore. Suddenly the entire house begins to tremble and you fall over.
“Whoa whoa whoa!”
>It feels like the entire place is falling! WAIT!? If the chaos in the house is shut off…. THAT MEANS-
>You lean against the wall to balance yourself against all the trembling. You use your temporary wings and fly as fast as you can downstairs. You hit your head against the ceiling and land face between the couch cushions.

>>29314367

>Then it all just stops in one big crash. The furniture and stuff around the house just flies all over the place. You hang on to the couch like it’s the best teddy bear you’ve ever had, until everything stops. You fall off the from the couch, twitching at the sudden impact.
“Ohhhh…. Everything hurts….”
>You get your bearings and shake your head, climbing onto the couch to look out the window. The entire house DID fall out of the sky, and landed onto a giant piece of land in the chaos void. It’s like a jungle of just weird creatures, objects, plants, and everything that defies what isn’t chaos.
>There’s a waterfall going upstream with birds swimming in it. There’s trees filled with random numbers and animals that you’ve never seen before. The ground’s made out of quicksand that spits stuff out instead of sucking stuff in.
>Out in the purple space of the void, you see these void worms starting to swarm around the island. They shriek and crash into the house. You panic and hide under the couch. Underneath it you find that Indiana Jones plushie you lost a while back. You frantically grab it and hug on for dear life.
“T-There’s snakes outside, Indy! W-We can hide together until Dad comes back…”
>You start to doubt that your father is coming back. You last remembered him fighting those alicorn princesses… Celestia and Luna? And then all the statues and the chaos shutting off… What if…
>What if he lost….?

>>29314373

That's all for Chapter 4. Tried to be subtle with the dark tone, making sure not to put too much edge into it. Anon's been through some rough shit, but it'll all pay off in the end. Lil guy is strong, I'll tell you that.

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>>29314373
Gonna be honest mang, I am too drunk to comment but Im sure that is top cute

>>29309962
"I guess I could do that. I mean, you are the greatest aunt a colt could ever have..yeah"
>Alllll those cuddles wassss tempting.
>You smile happily at her
"I would love to be able to spend a few nights here. A-and I'm a good learner too. so no worries"
>"Awww, I was never worried." Fluttershy gives a quick nuzzle on your face with her own then leads you to your bowl of food "Now eat up Anon. You'll indefinably feel better after eating this. Oh, by the way. Are you feeling well enough for school?"
>You walk up to the bowl and....woo, it looked awful. a mixture of green and blue slop with leaves sticking out.
"Erm, oh yeah. I'm feeling up for it...ummm...is it supposed to look like this?"
>"Mhmm, it's both a food and a special medicine. At least that is what Zecora said." Fluttershy grabbed a bag from next to her stone stove thing...you forget the name. and she puts it next to you. "It's a good thing I packed your lunch too then. Just in case you felt well enough to go to school, now go ahead and eat Anon. You don't want to be late."
>But, it looked so awful. But, wait. Usually, things like this never taste as bad as they look. You had plenty of shit that looked bad but tasted good so far. Why would this be any different.
>you lean in and take a large yet sloppy bite.
>Then you tense up, turn green, swallow, and then immediately want to kill yourself as you groan and shudder.
>It was that bad...
"Uhm,.."
>you slide it away
>"Is something the matter Anon?" She didn't know what you were thinking, but she did have an idea. And if it was THAT, unfortunately, she felt she would have to press you into it.
"...I'm not feeling very hungry....anymore"
>That had to be the worst tasting thing you ever had. Even Derpy's old ass muffin couldn't compete.
>"Anon...." She slowly slides the bowl back towards you "You need to eat this to keep your strength up, and to make sure that nasty sickness you had doesn't creep back up"

>>29316367
>But it tasted fucking awful. You weren't even sick! but, she didn't know that. So, what could you do? Maybe...
"I mean, yeah it could help but....what if it doesn't? Maybe my sickness was like some weird chaos thing?"
>"Annnonnn..." Fluttershy didn't look amused a first, then she sighed, looking disappointed. "I already asked your father if it was anything you could have caught inside the house and he said no."
>She actually asked him that?...no, of course she would. She would of course want to make sure the house was suitable for your health.
>"So please, eat up. Please? I know it doesn't taste very good but your body will thank you for it. I promise" She urged you to finish this vile breakfast.
>fuuuuuckkkk.....You were out of ideas.
>Fluttershy smiled and tilted her head cutely as she came up with an idea "How about I feed it to you? It always tastes better when you have a little help. In fact!" Fluttershy leans in and takes a bite, she shudders a little, but takes it like a champ. "see? It's not so bad. If I can eat it, then of course the big strong hero colt can!"
>Fluttershy....
>Fuck, she was trying hard. It really looked like she would assert herself until you actually ate it. You didn't want to inconvenience her or disappoint her that much. You also didn't want to be treated like a baby.
>You would bite the bullet...for her.
"Y-yeah, I guess it really...erm..isn't if you can eat it. I-I don't need any help though...see?"
>You dig in, and oh god, you could only wish for sweet release because every bite was pure agony.
>"Yay! I knew you could do it Anon" Fluttershy exclaimed. "And soon,you'll feel really really good! Trust me! Zecora's remedies always work."

>>29316542
>You knew that rabbit was probably looking at you too from somewhere....the fucking fuck.
>You finish Satan's shit and take a moment to compose yourself. Fluttershy taking her time of slipping your lunch bag into your saddle bag. "See, was it really so bad Anon?"
>.......ooooooooooohhhhh that and so much worse.
"I-I guess n-n-n-not."
>"Good, now...ohh, Anon.." Fluttershy gently grabs onto you and hovers upward so she can hug and cradle you. "I was so worried when your father told me you were sick, I wanted to hold you and let you know everything would be ok. Anon, please, whenever you need help or somepony to talk to, please, don't hesitate to come visit. Alright?" She holds you forward so she can look at you eye to eye. She looked like a mix of motherly,worried, and loving. "It doesn't matter if the sun is just coming up or if it's midnight. I'm always here for you. And, your sister too. I can't imagine how things have been for her. But my door will always be open for the both of you, alright?"
>Even though the part with Chrysalis was a bad idea, for her, you would say yes. You would, because as you thought about it. There was sometimes, where you just want someone soft and caring to be close with....that you didn't get the urge to fuck. Speaking of which, you did have to see DT today. You hoped she was ok.
"I will Aunt Fluttershy, I promise. If I ever need you. I'll come visit."
>"Awwww, thanks Anon. It's good to hear that" She cuddles you and rubs her nose on yours before putting you down. "Now you better get going Anon, you don't want to be late for school. If you want, you should come back after school. We could spend the afternoon feeding all the animals. Doesn't that sound fun?"
>not...really?...egh. for her, you would accept it as fun.
"Sure, if nothing comes up. I'll come straight here"
>"Alright!" Fluttershy leans in and kisses your cheek "You have a good day at school Anon, don't over exert yourself ok?"

>>29316727
>You nuzzle your head under hers.
"I won't, you take care Aunt Fluttershy. I love you"
>"I love you too Anon."
>Fluttershy, a pony with genuine love and care in her heart. You simply couldn't resist that. Even if the food she just made was fucking terrible. As long as you had a heart, you would protect her smile. And be her little gentlecolt. Huh...maybe this was the same kind of hold she had on Discord.
>You headed off to school. with the thought of DT in your mind now. You really did hope she was ok, same with Sweetie Belle. Hell, you hoped DT didn't rip her to shreds with grief. Like, literal shreds. She had enough money to get away with it. You swear she did.
>You could see all the other colts and fillies rushing off to school. hrn, something else entered your mind. something long past.
>Good News and Hard Press. Or mostly just Good News. It took some careful maneuvers to get her to go away. But it surprised you that she never came back. Perhaps you were just flavor of the month. Yeah, that was probably it. That was probably a good thing. If any news of your more recent exploits got out, you were sure you'd see those two again.

>>29316784
>"ANOOOOOOON!" You hear the shrill voice of a certain pink filly behind you
>It was only a matter of time really.
"DiamoOMPH!"
>Right as you turn around. Diamond jumps right on you and starts nuzzling. Any sense of public dignity flying right out the window. Damn, that love poison, that night, that dance. It really cemented the relationship...didn't it?
>"Anon! Anon! You're ok! My Prince is ok! Look everypony! He's ok!" D'awww. You actually appreciated her attention. You felt loved. You even reach out to give her a hug, which of course, makes her blush and calm down.
"Of course I'm ok. Are you ok Diamond?"
>"Y-yeah...wait!" Diamond Tiara hopped up, and then looked at you with a puffed up and angry face "Why didn't you tell me you were sick?! Why did Sweetie Belle have to tell me! ooohhh! You're not supposed to do that Anon! I was so worried!" She shouted at you.
>Yikes, her switch got flipped.
"S-sorry, it just sorta happened...um...y'know, I didn't feel well enough to move and...stuff."
>Diamond Tiara let out a "harumph" as she looked up with her eyes closed, visible disgust on her face. "You're lucky we're together or I'd walk away right now. I'm super mad at you"
>Yeah right. She was totally into you. Heh, and you know? You'd prove it.
"Oh really?"
>You get up, and start gently rubbing your hoof along under her neck. Her ears go down as she blushes deep, her head instinctively raising so you could rub the entirely of the bottom of her head.
"Are you really mad at me?"
>"Y-y....no..." She looks at you dreamily "I guess not"
>You kiss her on the nose, which makes her squee in delight.
"You're so sweet...my....oh geez"
>you happen a glance at Silver Spoon, and funnily enough, Sweetie Belle slowly tailing from behind. Their manes ragged, bags under their eyes.She..oh geez, She kept them up all night....didn't she?

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>>29313076
Good update there Wando, Alberto failing to realize what chaos means was an amusing touch, conflation of the term with a good/evil binary dynamic.

>>29314532
That was some smooth green there, Anon's adventure came out clean and engaging. Sombra's mind break was just opaque enough to 2nd guess. And I caught that foreshadowing you threw down last chapter.

So now Anon is alone and Discord stoned for the next N to 1000 years. Thick plots thicken!

>>29316860
aww Erf, I thought you were sickly? Groovy Good update you crazy iron write fag. Bitchy bell returning bodes well for the keks.

>>29316860
YAY FOR DT

>>29314278
>Go by foot

>>29318124
I love you Anon. Thanks for catching that.

>>29314373
Jesus Christ this was a fucking wild ride. Poor Anon getting the Sombra's treatment was something interesting to read, and I feel horrible about the poor little guy, waking up from a nightmare just to end up alone.

>>29312890
Grammar is horrible, but I love the idea of the canon tower since it is a villanous thing to do but not an edgy one, same with Alberto getting better with his powers. Just improve your grammar

>>29317508
I pressed on since today is my nonwriting day

>>29316860
You know it's updates like these that make me root for anon. Not every part of his life is a shitstorm waiting to happen

>>29316860
kek
hes such a sucker for fluttershys motherliness

and he finally figured out how to get diamond under control
good job

>>29316860
Well, those two are set for life. Thanks sis Chrysy

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>>29319426
Verily so, the bumps must be bumping, for if not to bump then of what the bump be for?

>>29319911
Seems to be. might as well bump with some future ideas. near future mind you.
>Anon's current feelings for DT in detail (He's getting used to it, does enjoy being loved, and in effect, loves her deep down and wants to be her prince)
>Derby Racers, and Discord and Chrysalis's fight to be a part of it
>Zephyr Breeze
>Gabby
>Celestia's reaction

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>>29319990
Heh, I've wanted to see Anon's reaction to the Zeph for some time, but damn if derby racers and discord and bug butt battling to get into it doesn't sound like fun.

Who's Gabby? I'm thinking gabby games, or gums? But damn if I know. Here, take another sunset for what ails you.

>>29320036
the griffon

>>29319990
NEET vs NEET! A battle for the ages!

Where is cockfish?

>>29318286
Yeah I'm gonna expend this time 2 hours editing the next update and have someone to proof read it

>>29319911
i just want to know where the fuck you get your images. seriously, that shit's wayyyy too oddly specific.

>>29319990
>Using his negativity and shitty attitude, Erfanon is the one pony who actually breaks Gabby's dreams

>>29319990
>Celestia's reaction
You meant
>Celestia's crippling depression when she realizes how much better that other Celestia is since she got her life long dream realized

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>>29321302
Huh? I just find images that basically (or very often totally do not) go with whatever I'm posting, then re-name the image quite differently from what the artist titled the piece. F.ex, pict related.

If you mean specifically, various images searches, derpi, etc.

Or do you mean in discord? I thought I explained that, but because it so gud-- screengrab! It's a nice tool. It probably compiles on OSX too, and surely thru cygwin. It's not a bad selective screen grabber at all.

>>29320083
Ahh, excellent, yes, verily so. muwahahahahaaaa....Now that found, consequences will never be the same.

>>29323633
>linux

>>29323633
we'll see, just got sent home for being sick

>>29324185
Has the eggs claimed your health once again?

>>29323633
>OS X

>>29323843
>Wincuck

>>29321302
You only need to know how to use Derpibooru. For example you can write Sunset shimmer, beach, oc:anon and have that kind of image.

Best OC waifu in this thread. Go.

Emergency bump

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>>29323843
Kek, what would I use besides Linux, in current year?

>>29324185
>sent home for being sick
Aww Erf, just get some rest then, champ. No sense in letting the eggs win!

>>29324681
Kek, the pour winfag needs something to feel smug over, right?

>>29324691
True that. But, when derpi fails to yield win, image searches can do the trick.

>>29325231
>Best OC waifu in this thread
That's hard! But, hands down Eris.

>>29325231
Cherrywood is still the queen of this thread.

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>>29325231
Bat

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Of the page 9, I curse with a hog shimmer!

Okay I'm almost caught up i think. I'm in 283 in pastep bin I like what you did with flim and flam I wish this was an animation series, that would be baller. I'm worried for anon though things seem to be getting dicey. Also even though I have my tablet back i can't access this site much so I hope I'm not to far behind

>>29327698
you think so? thanks for that. the alt. future arc was something of an expirement. glad you liked it

>gumball is fucking dead

>>29327788
Thank God.

>>29327783
Yes it was short but it worked and shows how dangerous they can be if left unchecked. Despite being just simple concept ponys. I'm working on being an animator and if I eveyour get the support I'll do this as I side project

9 bump

>>29300264
>latest update was 4 days ago
Lemme fix that, I will post half update today, the other one coming tomorrow.

>”And who are you supposed to be?! Bleh! Get lost if ya know what’s good for you!” Bubble Cup pulled you harder, but this time, Gale Breeze didn’t put any resistance, no, she remembered quite well what Cherrywood’s anger was like.
“Miss Cup, please, let’s not escalate this any further, let’s…. just part ways as friends alright? And Cherrywood, my cherryberry, don’t get angry….just, please don’t”
>Cherrywood lands on the ground and starts marching towards Bubble Cup with a murderous glare in her face ”I said, he. Is. With. Me. So take your hooves off him or-”
>Bubble Cup pulls you harder and sticks her tongue ”Or what?! I’m not scared of you! So do your best ya fluffy weirdo! I’m not scared of anypony!”
>Welp, seems like none of them were going to listen to you…
>Cherrywood narrows her eyes at Bubble Cup and in one swift motion, she dashes towards her and grabs her by the shoulders “Then I will teach you to be scared of me!”
>After she said those words, Cherrywood’s big pupils became thin and by showing her sharp fangs she…well, she did what Cherrywood does when she gets angry “*HIISSSSSSSSS* TAKE. YOUR. HOOVES. OFF. MY ANONNY!”
>It didn’t take a second warning for Bubble Cup to release her grip on you, she just went pale and nodded frantically “O-Okay! H-He’s all yours!”
>”*HIIIISSSS* And you better remember that! This dummy is MY coltfriend!” Cherrywood glares at Bubble Cup and then at Gale Breeze who just hides behind Comet Trail and Melodica “And never forget that! Because if you do…” your bat then looks again at Bubble Cup and narrows her eyes “Then I will teach you what fear is! And trust me, I know that very well! My special talent is about scary stuff and creatures! And-“
>You come closer to Cherrywood and gently whisper on her ear
“And you better work together like good friends or I’m going to get really angry…”

>>29328897
>Well, if she was already going to bark orders, you might as well try your luck and see if Gale Breeze and Bubble Cup would listen to Cherrywood about dropping her petty fights
>”Yeah!” Cherrywood angrily nods “You better stop being a pair of dummies with feathers for brains and start being friends!”
>That didn’t sit well with both fillies as they exclaim at the same time with a flustered ”What?!”
>But Cherrywood replies by stomping her left hoof on the ground and yelling “I SAID BE FRIENDS *HIISSSSSS*”
>”O-Okey dokey!” Gale Breeze became pale and started shaking. She then turns to Bubble Cup and asks with a trembling voice “B-Bubble Cup, d-do you want to join me and the girls to play…err.. something together?!”
>Bubble Cup nods frantically and runs to Gale Breeze’s side ”W-What a nice offer! I-I would b-be delighted to play with you, Gale B-Breeze! Oh my! We are sooooo close now! You could say that we are already best friends!”
>”Okay, let’s go!” And… your friends dashes off faster than a NASCAR car
>”And don’t forget that Anonny is MY special somepony, you ugly dummies!” Cherrywood makes a final warning before your friends got lost in Canterlot’s streets.
>”And you…” Cherrywood turns her attention to you, narrowing her eyes at you “What do you have in your defense, eh mister?” your bat angrily pokes at your chest…
>You extend your hooves and shrug, giving Cherrywood a little smirk
“I actually have three things to say. One, you already know that I would never go out with any other girl, they might be pretty, they might be classy, they might be even super smart, but they ain’t you. Two, you didn’t call me over the radio last night, so I bet that you either forgot to do your homeword, again… or the radio broke, and three… I actually finished that thing that you asked me to…”

>>29328905
>”Well…” Cherrywood takes a step back and looks down, rubbing her right leg with the left one “I didn’t mean to… my stupid cousin threw it out the window and… wait…” your little bat raises her head, looking at you with a pair of beaming eyes “Really?! Did you finish it?!”
>You chuckle and nod to her
“Yup, let’s go back to the lab so I can show it to you and after that, let’s eat something, I’m starving, you know?”
>Oh yeah, that little lab that Discord “gifted” to you? Cherrywood found out about it…because you told her… yeah…
>Well, it’s not like she would go out and tell everyone, you trusted her completely and besides, she insisted that this should be a secret between you two.
>She knew that if she wanted to access your lab, she had to go through a secret trap door located in your bathroom….really classy Discord, but whatever…
>That’s exactly what you and Cherrywood did this time too, you returned to the castle and asked one of the chefs to make some sandwiches for the two of you.
>After a little wait, the two of you went through that magical trap door and all the way down to those abandoned mines that were located under the Canterlot’s castle for some reason.
>As Cherrywood told you once, the mines were built when your mothers lived in the Everfree Forest but got abandoned once the construction of Canterlot.
>And the mines were also quite extensive, sprawling over the entirety of the Canterlot’s mountains and some folks on the Night Guard even say that they reach the entire domains of the Diamond Dogs and even the Everfree Forest.
>Not only were these mines unique in terms of how big they are, but they also housed a super unique mineral too, because you see, the entire mines were filled to the brim with a special kind of crystal that you had never seen before, highly resistant to physical damage but also very moldable.

>>29328922
>But that wasn’t what made them unique, after all, many minerals share those two properties, an example is of course the man-made aluminum. No, these crystals went beyond anything that your old world had to offer, because after a minor research that you conducted on the crystals, it was crystal clear… heh… crystal…
>It was clear that they were infused with raw magic, which was also why they were luminescent. Of course, they were also quite charming to the eye, and you were sure that if it wasn’t for the fact that the crystal empire is literally made of these things in its entirety, they would be incredibly valuable.
>But even if they didn’t have any monetary value, you and Cherrywood enjoyed them a lot, a lot of that was due to the fact that the light color they produced varied from crystal to crystal.
>This last property was probably a big factor in why the two of you really enjoyed walking together in these mines, dimly lighted with the kaleidoscopic light from the crystals… as cheesy as it sounds, the two of you found these moments… very romantic.
>So, you and Cherrywood walked down the mines, very close to each other, so close that your bat rested her head on yours, making your heart to beat faster and faster.
>But everything has to come to an end and thus, you and Cherrywood arrived to the lab which should be noted… it had changed quite a bit since Discord placed it here.
>The mine walls were now adorned with purple banners that displayed yours and Cherrywood’s cutie marks, and while they were hoof drawn by the two of you… well, you have to admit that despite their crudeness, they looked quite nice.
>Of course, not only banners adorned the walls, nope. Cherrywood had “borrowed” from the barracks a bunch of heart warming’s lights. The series were placed all over the walls and ceiling, and were powered by a pair of the mine’s crystals that you had managed to dug out.

>>29328926
>And speaking of those crystals, it had to be noted that since they were embedded with raw magic, they could be used as an energy source. Not only that, they were highly efficient AND clean. No pollution, no nothing, once a crystal runs out of power, you simply recharge it with some magic.
>But even that was a rare event, as you came to realize, an individual, small crystal was more than enough to power the entirety of the lab, and not only that, the time that it took for a crystal to deplete it’s power was in the range of weeks
>Too bad that you can’t do a complex research on them because…well… most of the better equipment was now useless for the most part.
>Well, not entirely useless, just incredibly de-calibrated and you didn’t have the proper stuff to fix that problem…
>Or that’s what something that a complete hack would say, because even without the required tools, you still had your mind and those awesome super computers
>So while making the lab to work properly was a process that it’s taking its sweet time, you could still do some stuff…
>Like your findings about amazing potential that the crystals have as a clean, efficient energy source that was easy to use for everyone.
>But again… it was a shame that you were so limited in what you could actually research, because their potential was immense, of that you were sure.
>Of course, you not only worked on your research about these crystals, after all, variety is the spice of life or so they say. You still had other projects that were equally as important… at least for you
>Because Cherrywood with her hobby in crafting all sorts of terrifying masks was also something that you worked continuously on.
>And it wasn’t because it made your bat super happy, well, that was a reason, but not the entire reason, in reality… you know… this was something that you truly and deeply enjoyed.

>>29328948
>That gave the whole laboratory a unique vibe, because along all of the crystal samples that you had, were also a bunch of masks and costumes that would scare any pony who entered here.
>Oh, and you almost forgot to remark this, because while it wasn’t realted that much to the work you did here, it was certainly another neat change that you did to your lab.
>When it came to the super computers, you had arranged their monitors so they could look like a super cool version of the bat cave… which was ironic since that was also Cherrywood’s idea.
>Once the two of you were installed in your “little workshop of horrors” as Cherrywood liked to call the lab, you finally ask your bat.
“Okay, first order of the day, fix the walkie talkie! And…uhh… you brought it with you, right?”
>”Mhm!” Cherrywood nods as she reaches her saddlebag, pulling out the broken radio “It’s riiiight here!”
>Using your magic, you take the walkie-talkie from her hooves and give it an initial look. Well, for starters it was plastered with little monster stickers, purple hearts, and tons and tons of glitter. But, no apparent damage on the outside could be found…hmmmm
>Okay… you use a levitation spell to pick a screwdriver, the walkie-talkie and a sandwich. You take a bite off the sandwich and open the radio, inspecting the inner circuitry.
>Cherrywood meanwhile, was fidgeting nervously with some tools and scrap, until her curiosity was too much and decided to ask ”You can fix it, right? AH!” she let out a gasp and immediately apologizes “What am I saying?! You’re my Anonny! You can fix everything! I’m sure you can fix my Mambrie-Talking too! Yeah…because you can fix it… right?”
“Well… not gonna lie to you my Cherryberry, while the fall damage isn’t apparent from the outside, in reality the crystal battery is completely busted, part of the keypad is useless too and the microphone needs repairs…you know that we have like a few dozen of these lying around, right? Why not just pick a new one?”

>>29328955
>The crystal battery was something that surprised you. It had to be a really long fall for it to manage to break it in such way. After all, durability was a major advantage about the crystals…
>That and the fact that they could recharge when they came in touch with anything magical, a far superior option than the original lithium battery or the retarded prototype that you originally came with.
>Using unicorn’s magic to fuel this thing? Nah, that was incredibly inefficient and honestly, the crafting for such thing was much more complex than just adapting one of the crystals.
>And that was just for the walkie-talkie, the magic required to power up one of the taser guns was even greater… Man, that prototype certainly wasn’t one of your most brilliant ideas
>”What?! Nu-uh!” Cherrywood frantically shakes her head and gives you an annoyed look” I don’t want a new radrie-tambrie! I want this one!”
>You let out a sigh and drop your head
“Cherrywood, listen-“
>Cherrywood interrupts you with a desperate tone, and of course, she was giving you a couple of big and adorable pleading eyes”Please Anonny! Pleeeaaaase! I-I know that I can just grab a new one but this… well… it’s special, every time I look at it, I remember you and… a-and I don’t wanna lose it! And I know you can fix it! You’re like, the most intelligent foal, ever! And also a double prince! So please Anonny, pretty, pretty pleaaaase”
>You let out a chuckle and pat Cherrywood’s head
“With a cherry on top?”
>But your bat didn’t seem to take your little joke too well, since she narrows her eyes at you and tilts her head “What didya say?”
>You roll your eyes and laugh
“That you are as adorable as you’re scary. But anyways, if you really want me to fix this thing so bad, well… I ain’t gonna say no to my Cherryberry.”

>>29328966
>You stretch yourself and place the radio on the big table that was in the middle of the lab. You turn on the light so you could see better what you were going to do and finally, push a chair towards you and sit on it.
“But I’m gonna need your help, soooooo, bring me the sample 4-AB, we are gonna use that as a replacement for the battery. I will also need the copper wire that we have on the upper cabinets, plastic that is in the drawer by the super computers, one of our unused radios so we can transplant the keyboard from that one to yours aaaaaand, I will also need another thing…”
>You look at Cherrywood who was jolting down everything in a little notepad ”Another… radio…. and another thing… wait” Your bat looks at you with some confusion and asks “What else do you need?”
>You give Cherrywood a little smile and reply with a confident voice
“Come closer…”
>”Huh? Okay…” Cherrywood flies to you and asks again “Now what?”
>You chuckle and motion her to approach more
“Closer…”
>”Uuuh…alright?” Cherrywood comes so close to you that your muzzles were almost touching, both of your faces become red, making your bat to ask this time with a shy tone “W-What d-do you n-need?”
“I need this…”
>You lean forward and plant a gentle kiss on Cherrywood’s lips, making her to take a step back.
>Cherrywood tried to hide behind the notepad that her face was redder than a tomato, but you could hear her giggle “KeKeKe~ You’re weeeeird”
>You nod and shrug, a victorious smile was drawn on your face

>>29328975
“That’s why you love me”
>And so, you began working on Cherrywood’s walkie-talkie while she hanged upside down from the ceiling, occasionally bringing you tools, parts that you needed or a drink for you… sometimes followed by a small kiss.
>But it didn’t take you long, you were finished with the repairs after an hour or so. Posterior testings took just twenty minutes more.
>And when you were finally sure that the radio worked better than when it was new, you grab it with your magic and raise it above your head, exclaiming with tons of excitement
“HAH, HAH! No broken device is rival to the power of my awesome brain! Behold! Your radio is better than ever!”
>”Yaaaaaaaaay!” Cherrywood drops from the ceiling and lands graciously by your side “I knew that you could fix it! KeKeKe~! My double prince is my super awesome prince aaaaand!” Your bat takes a small box out of her saddle bag and gives it to you “I even have a gift for you!”
>You take the box, but not before raising an eyebrow and giving Cherrywood a smirk
“And I take that you didn’t bring me this gift to convince me to fix your radio if I ever ended up refusing the job, right?”
>”Wha-?” Cherrywood tilts her head backwards, but instead of the answer that you were expecting, she puffs her cheeks and looks at you with annoyance “Of course not, you big dummy! I’ve been working on these for weeks! So you better like ‘em or I will… I will… uhhmm”
>Cherrywood rubs her chin, thinking hard about her next words “What things scare you? I know that getting smacked by that jerk of Blueblood is one, but uuhm… I’d rather not spook you with that one…”
>You chuckle to yourself, making an arrogant and proud grin
“Hah! You just hit a dead wall my dear Cherryberry! There’s nothing in this world that can scare me, because I’m that awesome!”

>>29329048
>Your bat stomps her hoof on the ground, her pride as a spook master was hurt ”Bah! That’s a big fat lie and I’m going to…huh?” Cherrywood suddenly forgot her hurt pride, and started looking at every direction while her ears were doing the same.
> After a few seconds, she jumps in front of you, ready to attack an invisible enemy “*HISSSSSS* Who goes there?!”
>”Isn’t this a disappointing surprise? It took one day and you’ve already forgotten me” That voice… no… how did she know about this place?! “But worry not my dear, new best friend, Sister Eris won’t mind your rudeness, because I actually enjoy it so much!”
>You put the box and radio on the table and get up, looking at every direction in search of Eris
“ERIS! Y-You bet-tter s-show yourself in this v-very instant!”
>You heard Eris giggle followed by her sultry voice ”My, oh my! Daddy-O never told me how funny it was to make the little dork mad, but I think that I can make a hobby out of this, tee-hee! At least you will make a nice second option for when I can’t get on the nerves of that purple princess!”
>You were starting to get nervous, while still your friends, having a draconequus over was usually a bad sign
“ERIS! S-stop with y-your games! C’mon m-mate, t-this isn’t c-cool!”
>Cherrywood rolls her eyes and pulls you to a side, whispering to your ear ”Shhh! Don’t be a scaredy-dummy cat….”
>You turn to Cherrywood, completely offended by her assumption
“H-Hey! I’m not s-scared!”
>Cherrywood rolls her eyes at you and gives you a kiss on the cheek ”Yes, you are, but don’t worry, I won’t let anypony other than me to scare my Anonny!”
>She then looks at every direction and rubs her neck “Uhhm… Sister Eris, could you please show up? I mean, the whole “voice from the shadows” thing is… well… it’s really laaaaame! Could you please stop doing that? It’s just not scary after the first couple minutes”

>>29329220
>”Awwww, c’mon!” Eris finally poofs into existence, lying on the top of your work table while eating a golden apple “It took me days to perfect that trick, I had to equalize my voice so it sounded creepy and ominous, I even lowered the light to make you be on the edge of your seat!”
>”That trick always works for my old man! What the hay did I do wrong?!” Eris takes a bite off of her apple and, rolls her eyes and waves her paw dismissively “Psssh, at leasht I got the dork!”
“W-What?! O-of course you didn’t!”
>”KeKeKe~! Of course she DID!” Cherrywood pokes you, a little smirk on her face “You were shaking like a little puppy! And…OH!” Your bat laughs and rolls her eyes “KeKeKe~! So you get scared by lame, cheap effects! That’s soooooooo weird!”
>Eris gently shrugs and gives you a small slap with her tail ”See? You can be as stubborn as you want but- HEY!” All of Eris’s self-satisfaction goes away when she finally process everything that Cherrywood just said “My lame effects ain’t cheap! Lemme tell you that-“
>But of course, when Eris realizes what she herself said, she drops her shoulders and sighs in defeat “Darn! How does Discord do it! That old dude makes it look like its super easy!”
>You roll your eyes and groan
“Whatever! You can think whatever you want, but I wasn’t scared! I… I was just being cautious… yeah! I was being awesome and cautious! And one more thing… wait… Eris, what are you doing here?”
>”Hmmmm?” Eris rolls on her back, grabbing the gift that Cherrywood gave to you and fidgeting with it “Can’t I just pay my favorite dork and my best bat friend a little visit?”
>You raise an eyebrow and take the gift away with your magic
“Eris, I don’t want to be rude but… well… yesterday was the first time that I have seen you in months, so I do find a little weird that you popped out of nowhere, besides, where’s Discord?”

>>29329232
>Eris narrows her eyes at you and groans “I was bored, alright?! The old man decided to take Fluttershy and her weirdo friends to a nice picnic and the jerk didn’t invite me! Can you believe that?!”
>You rub the back of your neck, trying desperately to come up with an answer that wouldn’t guarantee you a trip to chaos land.
“Uuuhh…well…”
>Eris though, didn’t wait for your answer, she angrily took another bite at her apple and continued with her rant ”And hish shtupid reashon wash that he wanted to play hish “ultimate prank” on that purple jerk!“
>Eris then swallows the apple completely and slams her paw on the table “He even dared to tell me that I was just going to ruin it! Well! Be that way!” She crosses her arms and huffs “I hope that the old jerk chokes with an orange or something!”
“Well… that solves the mystery about why Discord isn’t here, but pray tell Eris, how did you find this place? No one except for me and Cherrywood knows about this place and… wait… Discord…”
>You sigh
“Discord told you right?”
>”Actually…” Eris rolls back on her belly and gives you a sultry smile “He didn’t… I just teleported my beautiful being to your sissy castle and lo and behold! Those psycho laser ponies were there!”
“Psycho laser ponies? What are you-? HEY! Don’t you dare to call my moms like that!”
>”Tee-hee! But they like that name! Especially the white one! But ah-ny-waaays!” Eris shrugs “As I was saying, I encountered those two, aaaaand, they actually had a special message for you!” Eris extends her paw and gently touches your muzzle, making you scrunch your face and take a step back
>You rub your muzzle and give a glare at Eris
“H-Hey! Don’t do that! A-And what message are you talking about?!”
>“D’aaaaw!” Eris pats your head and giggles “You’re an adorable little dork! An adorable little dork who won’t see his psycho mothers for two whole days!”
>Wait… what did she say?!
“C-Come again?! Are you telling me that they will be out for the whole weeked?!”

>>29329239
>Eris nods “Yup! And guess what?” she leans forward and taps your muzzle once more “They offered me the job of your baby-sitter! Just imagine it! Two whole days with your favorite and most beautiful draconequus friend! Ain’t that great!”
>A cold chill ran through your spin as you felt your world crumble
“Yeah… that’s… awesome…”

>>29329247
Woops! Ended posting the whole thing! Well, hope that you enjoy it and you look forward for a date with Cherrywood, orchestrated by Eris of course... and Aegia, Eris and PhD going into an adventure

Good night guys

>>29329596
Night

>>29316860
TIME TO PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!!!

>You point over to the tired fillies.
"What happened to them?"
>Diamond looks over to them, then back to you with an ignorant but cheerful smile "No idea actually, I think they didn't get much sleep for some reason. Couldn't tell you why, but they look fine to me"
>While Silver Spoon presses on. Sweetie Belle groans and falls on her face. Snoring on the ground.
>"Ooook...maybe their not that fine. Silver Spoon" Diamond walked over to her tired friend "What happened last night, really, why are you both so tired?"
>Silver Spoon wiped her right eye then yawned as she tried to focus "....U-ummm, well...you were kinda having nightmares all night, and making a lot of noise. We couldn't sleep"
>"Well that's ridiculous, I remember having a sweet sweet dream about Anon" Diamond Tiara was acting pretty confident and even stuck up about this.
>Silver Spoon adjusted her glasses and sighed, she seemed a little annoyed with her response, but didn't want to argue with her for the usual reasons. She wouldn't even be annoyed if she wasn't so tired. "Ummm, that's because Sweetie Belle kept whispering in your ear things Anon would say whenever you started to talk in your sleep....Just saying"
>"W-what?" Diamond Tiara was shocked, she looked down at the sleeping filly as she frowned, guilt building up within her "...S-she did that for me?"
>Silver spoon nodded "yeah, like, she was really into it for some reason. It was kinda weird."
>...or it was Sweetie Belle herself feeling guilt over what Scootaloo must have told her. That was it, right? She didn't need to go that far. cripes.
"Sweetie Belle..."
>You say in a quiet voice. Just....the poor filly.

>>29329890
>"....." Diamond Tiara just spent a moment staring at Sweetie Belle, her face slowly showing determination as she looked towards you and pointed towards Sweetie Belle "Anon, you will take Sweetie Belle to school. We will take the slowest way there since we still have some time before school starts. Understand?"
>heh, there was the Diamond Tiara you remembered. Demanding. though, it was kind of cute. Yeah, you had no problem following that command.
"Yes ma'am"
>You salute and get close to Sweetie Belle, but as you draw near. Diamond let's out a "WAAAAAIIIITTT!"
"U-uh wha? What's wrong?"
>"Just one thing..." Diamond Tiara takes off her tiara and carefully places it on Sweetie Belle's head. "Also, you'll pretend she is me and that you are giving your princess a ride so I do not tire my hooves. Got it? Under no circumstance are you to think you're actually carrying around Sweetie Belle"
>Geez, she was so damn cute.
>you could feel a fuzzy feeling in your heart. This was definitely love. You loved the fact that she was caring yet adorably demanding in a way to hide it. You loved the fact she loved you so much to dream about you.You found it just adorable that a kiss would be enough to melt her like butter. And you could tell that the love she had for you would last forever. Sure, there was some cheating using love poison. But with the feelings you have in your heart? You no longer cared about it. You would be her prince, and you would protect her smile until the day you died. Man, this way of thinking would never work in the human world. It really was like a dream.
"Yes my princess,..heh...c'mon my princess, time for a ride"
>You lower yourself to get Sweetie Belle onto your back, but Diamond Tiara had to make sure of one more thing. "And when you say "c'mon princess, time for a ride"..you meaaannn?"

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Discord was confirmed to see Fluttershy as his official family in canon, famalam.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/01/discord-and-fluttershy-family-new-book.html

Which already mean they are more than friends. Time will tell if that family bond is platonic or between BF and GF

>>29329950
>You give her an arrogant smirk as you get Sweetie Belle on your back.
"I mean the beautiful and wonderful princess Diamond Tiara of course"
>Diamond blushed, but kept her commanding composure "Right...that's exactly right. Now c'mon let's go. You're ok to go, right Silver Spoon?"
>"Mhmmm, I got a little sleep. I just need to like, really really focus. That's all." Silver Spoon assured her
>"Alright, then let's go this way!" Diamond Tiara pointed towards a path that was a little tiny ways off from the path to school. And the three of you began your trek.
>Diamond Tiara stuck to your side as Silver Spoon intentionally stayed behind. focusing on her own pace as to not make herself too tired.
>You gently and affectionatly rub the side of your face with hers, she blushes as she looks towards you. Confused. "What was that for?"
"Just showing my princess a little more affection.And well, I wanted to tell you, that as the hero colt, I would give it my all just to protect your smile. Because your smile? It makes me feel warm every time I see it."
>Diamond Tiara nearly tumbled forward. She was beet red as she caught herself and slowly began to steady her step. She looked away from you. She suddenly felt...embarrassed. "W-where did that come from? This..you know this isn't a date right?"
>You giggle at that. Seems she didn't expect such a compliment in a casual setting.
"Does it need to be?"
>"N-no....I g-guess not.Erm, Anon..are you ok? Really? You're not pushing yourself right?" Diamond Tiara turned her head just a bit to look at you. Still blushing.
"I'm ok, especially when I'm with you. I love you Diamond Tiara, there doesn't need to be a sleepover or a date for me to show some affection. Right?" You try to steer the conversation back on track.

>>29330000

Check em. also, all my posts have been zeros so far. so I predict a FIVE.

>"No..." Diamond Tiara didn't know what to say after that. So instead. She had a question. "Anon..erm...did you dream about me last night?"
>If it made her happy, you'd say yes. You were sure those kinds of dreams would come soon.
"I did, I was a prince and a knight protecting his princess from a dragon."
>Diamond Tiara gasped, her eyes going wide, she even had to stop for a moment. "That.....that's what I was dreaming! Anon...d-do you know what this means?"
"What?"
>She seemed really surprised. Of course she would be, seemed you guessed a good match.
>"It means we were sharing a dream! E-even if Sweetie Belle sorta maybe helped...it was really you. You came into my dream somehow and protected me. Or...not even somehow. It was our love! Our love is what let you come into my dream to save me and.....a-and" She just looked upon your form, she was awestruck, she fell even deeper in love with you than ever before over something as silly as a notion as a shared dream. "...we we're meant to be together. I'm..sure of it..and..Anon..erm" She blushes, and starts to feel shy. "I know I said to protect Sweetie Belle is me, but um..I'm kind of a little tired too. Would you mind if I...just leaned against you the rest of the way? Please?" She lied of course, she wasn't tired, she was just looking for an excuse to do it. God, it was so easy now.
"Anytime, my love"
>She kept herself from squeeing in delight. She faked a yawn and began to lean against you as you all began to walk again "mmmmm, I'm sooo tired Anon. Thank you..."
>She was also quick to skip the subject from the dream to leaning against you. Perhaps she thought you were going to say how silly it sounded. Even though, you'd have never said something like that.

>>29330031
and my energy is gone. At least I did something. time for some medicine then sleep

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>>29329247
>that’s… awesome…”
It sure was, nice update Elo! Eris shenanigans in the near future will surely be grand.

>>29330000
Checked
>>29330031
Fucking brutal diabetic comma there, Erf
>>29330094
>and my energy is gone
Yup, you predicted a 5 and lost it, ergo the eggs won--curse them and their crunchy shells and slimy interiors alike!

Cherrywood is top cute

Well, this is a neat comparison between how DT and ErfAnon act together against PhD and Cherrywood

>>29330031
CORNY AS FUCK
its cute

>>29330031
I Loved This. I now have type 27 diabetes.

>>29329254
Haven't read latest update, but I've heard sketchy talk of Eris fun in the near future, so it was probably good.

>>29327191
>pic
I'm so happy that some good still exists in the world.

Also, possible update tonight if I'm not lazy

>>29332107
Eris is gonna rape phd for two whole days

Why's the thread been so slow lately?

>>29333822
They are ded like Gumball

Emergency bump

I loved these two updatdes, they show perfectly how opposite PhD and ErfAnon are, and they do it while inducing diabetes on me. First for ErfAnon and DT, those two simply adore each other, acting almost like a couple out of a romance novel. They adore the each other with a passion, even when ErfAnon was a little creepy about it, he really has grown to truly and deeply love DT who in turn, loves him with every fiber of her being.

PhD and Cherrywood though, well, they have a romance that is less like the fantasy romance that ErfAnon has with DT and more like, well, its own thing. Because it is clear that PhD and the bat look at each other as best friends first and as a couple second, they enjoy each other company in a romantic sense, but they also tease each other, play jokes at the other, poke fun at their lesser moments. All while being clearly in love.

It is curious though, ErfAnon and DT love feels like (as those two pretend to be) a prince and a princess being in love, while PhD and Cherrywood feels more like two lost souls finding happiness in the other company

>>29329980
I would say that your ship is 50/50 now, but again, if its confirmed, I already have my own ways to include it into my story

Who are cuter? PhD and Cherrywood or ErfAnon and DT?

>>29335738
Hard to pick.
Basically this post sums it up:
>>29334791

Both are super sweet, borderline sweet enough it needs to be regulated by the FDA because it's the number one cause of Type 2 diabetes for Bronies in the USA.

Don't mind me
Just bumping

>>29335738
Both are different kind of relationships, just like that other guy said ErfAnon has a more fairytale romance while phd is a lot more based on a great friendship that turned into love

I'm really out of the loop. This is part 242 after they get to Flim Flam world.


"Well, I'm mostly talking Twilight. I mean, I get what she's saying about friendship and such. But she's always fucking being nosy and annoying a lot."
>Chrysalis pulls up her memories from when Twilight wouldn't leave her alone when she was Cadence "Nosy doesn't begin to describe it. I only knew her for a little while and she just wouldn't leave me alone! If it wasn't for the fact I was disguised as Cadence, I would have gotten rid of her sooner....I should have probably had just done it. But I couldn't pretend to be both her and Cadence at the same time. It'd be too much."
"Oh trust me, I know. I was pretty much forced to stay a whole week with her. I learned some things yeah, but it was common knowledge and good manner type stuff anyway. And all because II was handling a threat to Equestria on my own. And despite it being dangerous, I got it done, I saved the day, and she didn't do squat. But because Celestia decided to be be nosy due to Twilight being nosy. I got punished...."
>"I think you should have been rewarded, to think. to punish a hero just because of their body's age. Celestia knows you're true self and yet she herself seems to be more of a nuisance to you than Twilight. Why do you put up with it?"


Is he talking about him fixing Starlight?

>>29336456
Yup

>>29336478
Thanks

>>29336456
and fixed that II in the pastebin

>>29336636
There were a few in there if you searched for them.

>>29330031
>There wasn't much else to say after that. The three of you walked along the longest path to school. Sweetie Belle, the fourth in the little party, riding along your back as she snoozes and snores.
>Silver Spoon just slogged along, so you kept at an even slower pace than normal. But not just for her sake. Diamond Tiara was leaning against you, nuzzling every so often. You had to keep a slow pace or you might go so fast that she would slip up and fall on her side.
>When you all do finally reach the school however, it seemed there was a little more time to waste before the bell rang. Silver Spoon immediately went to get some rest at her desk. You could see Applebloom and Scootaloo already inside, talking to one another. So it was probably best to wake up Sweetie Belle.
"Welp, we're here.Are you feeling better Diamond?"
>"Mhmmm, I feel....great. Did you enjoy my company Anon?" She looks at you dreamily as she bats her eyes at you. Grinning near drunkenly.
"Of course, my princess. Oh...umm"
>Waking up Sweetie Belle, right.
"How should we wake up your doppleganger?"
>"...Doopa..what?" Seems she had never heard of that term, of course she wouldn't have, she was a kid.
"erm..how should we wake up Sweetie Belle?"
>"Simple..." Diamond looked to Sweetie Belle's sleeping form and yelled out "WE'RE AT SCHOOL!, WAKE UP ALREADY!"
>"Wahh!" Sweetie Belle jumped up from your back and fell on her side with a thud, she quickly got back up and looked around frantically. She didn't even notice that she had fallen.. "W-what happened?! Where are we?! Did somepony explode?!"
>Explode?..sheesh..what was she dreaming about?!
>It also seemed like she didn't notice the rather rude way Diamond had awakened her. Well, that was fine with you in all actuality.
"Woah woah, calm down Sweetie Belle. We're at school. It's about to start. Nopony exploded."

>>29336792
>"...huh?...oh" Sweetie Belle blinked as she looked around, then yawned "O-ok, erm. Wait...so is everypony ok? Diamond Tiara, are you ok?"
>Diamond Tiara nuzzles under your chin as she looks at Sweetie Belle, that dreamy look still plastered on her face. "Better than ever before"
>"...eggghh..ok" Sweetie Belle must have felt that was a little too corny. It may have been. But for you? Well, you were getting nuzzled on. Who the fuck cares?
>She stretched out like a cat and yawned. "Anyway...Anon, can I talk to you in priva-EEP!"
>The bell starts to ring. Sweetie Belle jumps up in surprise, and starts stepping back "Oh, no no no. I'm not gonna be late. Look, Anon, when you get the chance, during recess, I wanna talk to you., got it? got it!" She zips away into the schoolhouse.
"It'd probably be a good idea if we followed her Diamond, we don't want to be late either."
>"I guess, darn, I got so caught up with things that I didn't even get to tell you the neat thing I was doing with my parents today. Oh well, I guess I'll tell you during recess. Now.." She starts stepping forward into the schoolhouse "Let's get inside, I will not be labled as tardy, and neither will you. Royalty shouldn't have to deal with it really. I can't WAIT to grow up. That way we don't have to go to school anymore...and..well...other things" She let out a cute giggle as she thought of marriage.
>You just followed along, smiling, happy that she was happy. But...wondering what Sweetie Belle could want as well. It couldn't be anything bad right? She probably just wanted to talk to you about what went on. She was so tired she probably didn't fullly remember what happened yesterday.

>>29336832
>You take your seat along with the rest of the class as Miss Cheerilee had just prepared herself for her regular morning teaching regimen. Seems like you made it just in time.
>"Good morning everypony!" Cheerilee says, smiling, as she greets the class.
>And of course, you all let out a "Good morning, Miss Cheerilee"
>"And what a good morning it is, another great day for learning and fun! But first, if you all can take out your homework so I can...hrn? Oh" Cheerilee notices you, you thought you noticed a cringe, but it was just for a second as she looked to you with a cheerful grin. "Anon, welcome back, how are you feeling today?"
"Oh, I'm feeling pretty peachy Miss Cheerilee, I'm ready to learn a whole bunch of great things!"
>You say with forced enthusiasm
>"That's good, we we're all worried when your sister came by yesterday to tell us you were sick. But, it's good to see you now, healthy and smiling." Cheerilee's smile began to break to one of worry.
"Oh yeah, I'm feeling great! Strong as ever!"
>"Hurrah for the hero colt!" Snips and Snails yells out, of course, those dumbasses just couldn't drop it. You were sure the love THEY had for you had died some...apparently not. Because it got the rest of the class to cheer for you too. Forcing Cheerilee to politely ask them to quiet down, that it was schooltime.
>...cripes. If Rainbow Dash was an element when she was a filly. She'd probably be heralded as a hero just like this...and she'd eat it all up. For you? Yeah, it was super great. But after recent events, being overly arrogant about it is probably not a good idea since it seems to just cause you more trouble....Well, maybe just a small wave to the class wouldn't hurt. And you did, and they cheered, and Miss Cheerilee had to quiet them again. With a little more authority this time.

>>29336965
>"Now class, please. School has just started, let's not cause a commotion until AFTER class. Speaking of commotions...Anon" And here it came. The main source of her worry. "Anon, there's not going to be any surprises are there?" She tried to sound as nice as possible about it. but after the sister reveal, the chaos lesson, and the kind of show Chrysalis must have put on yesterday. She wasn't ready for any more surprises.
>You couldn't blame her attitude, you were barely at school due to some sort of shenanigan. Or when you were at school. There was usually some other shenanigan going on. So, you'd just take it in stride.
"Nope, I'm going surprise free for the rest of the year."
>You said it with confidence, but you weren't even sure you could keep your word on that.
>"Good" Cheerilee let out a sigh of relief, letting herself relax. She took your word for it, she had no reason to believe you'd lie. Even after the fuckery that's happened, she's never known you to just lie. Not so far anyway. "Ok...moving on" She looked upon the class, regaining her friendly demeanor. "As I was saying before, if you all can bring out your homework. I'll pick it up and we can begin."

>>29337116
>From this point, school went on about as anyone would expect The order of the day was history,math, some learning of advanced words you already knew. Nothing out of the ordinary as usual. Though, it wasn't necessarily a bad thing either. the atmosphere was pleasant and nolstalgic. Miss Cheerilee was being nice and helpful, hell, you thought you'd see if she was ticked at you at all by asking her for some help with your history. It was some unknown ground for you of course, The Wonderbolts history for one, like stuff with General Firefly. was only really grazed upon in season 4. But Miss Cheerilee was more than eager to help you personally understand some of the harder stuff. It put your mind at ease when it came to thinking she'd be walking on eggshells just to communicate with you. Yeah, things would be fine.
>And then the recess bell rang. Time to find out what Diamond Tiara was going to do today. And what Sweetie Belle wanted.
>Some of the other classmates seemed to want to talk to you though. But as you approached Diamond and a tired Silver Spoon outside. They all started to back off as DT herself gave them all a stink eye.
>You could see the CMC just a few yards away. They looked over to you, but seemed to be waiting patiently as they discussed a few things. Looks like they were filling Sweetie Belle in on what happened yesterday when you and Scrappy got back.
>"Sooo, Anon. I bet you've been wondering alllll morning the super great thing I'll be doing today" DT seemed pretty excited about it.
"Oh yeah, anything that makes you happy makes me happy too. But, will it be just you? As far as I know, I don't really have anything planned for the day"
>And really? You kind of wanted to spend more time with her. Y'know, to see how things would go casually.
>"well....yeah, it will be...Sorry" Her enthusiasm goes down, now she didn't seem so happy anymore. Goddammit...why did you say something so stupid?!

>>29337154
"Woah woah..hey. I'm not upset, I was...erm.."
>You give her a snarky grin and kiss her nose. immediatly calming her down. Hah, it was like a get out of jail free card....oh god...that wouldn't work if you ever made her jealous you'd bet. Gotttaaaaa be careful with that little landmine.
"Just wondering if I could just weasel my way into it. I do like spending time with you, y'know. but it's no big deal, there's a few things I have to check on too. This just gives me more time to do some checks. So trust me, no problem at all."
>"Really? it's really not a problem?" Diamond needed reassurance, she already looked pretty upset about it.
"Yep, no problem at all. Now come on, tell me what it is. Ya got me super curious and I'm gonna just die if I don't hear what's got you so excited."
>....god, that was..corny as fuck.
>"Oh..well" Diamond quickly regained her composure and brushed her mane back as she stood with pride "Mother came home this morning. And she'll be staying for awhile so she thought me,her, and Daddy should go get a few new maids since one or two are little too old to be working with us now. Annndddd....ahrm," Diamond clears her throat as she looks over to Silver Spoon.
>"..oh...r-right" She said with a yawn as she started clapping her hooves on the ground as quickly as possible.Like some sort of drumroll. Then stopped a moment later.
>"I get to choose the maids! Mother and Daddy thinks I'm mature enough to make the right decision and ask the proper questions. And their right of course, I am mature enough. Right?"
>"mhmm, like...there's nopony more mature than you Diamond." Silver Spoon says with a yawn
>Diamond then looked to you, fuck, you knew that was your cue.
"Well, I certainly don't know anypony more mature."
>You grinned sheepishly.

>>29337193
>"That's right. That's because there isn't any. In fact, I know Sweetie Belle wanted to talk to you about something. And since I'm soooo mature. I'll let you go talk to her and I won't get the least bit jealous....but first. What do you think. Super cool right?" She awaited your shower of praise.
>Choosing maids huh? Sounded like a luxury only the rich could afford. You wondered if Celestia and Luna ever did something like that. Still, you wanted to be on her good side. Especially since she was being so "generous".
"Wayyy past cool"
>You almost slipped up by saying you wish you could afford something like that. But nope, that would just make her feel guilty. Yes! You were getting better at normal social interaction that didn't involve fucking lunatics.
>She squeed in delight "I knnnow right! And I like that, "Way past cool". I think I'll use that too, that's pretty...way past cool...right Silver Spoon?" She looked to her for her approval.
>Silver Spoon straightened up, and did her best to sound energetic. It was a good try. "I like it. I mean, we always needed a phrase for something that was more than cool right? That sounds pretyy...way past cool" She giggles.
"Heh, I'm glad you both like it. It was a saying back at the,er, orphanage."
>"Well, it sounds great to me. Y'know Anon...you can come by later after I pick the new maids" She gives you a dreamy, bedroomy eye'd look."We could spend time doing whatever homework Miss Cheerilee might give us. As a prince and princess, we'd have to be able to work together" She walks passed you, sliding her tail along under your neck as she looks back at you with a smile. ooh lord, was that a trick Chrysalis taught her? Because it worked. "Don't you think so?"
>...oh yeah...all sorts of "working" together. You were feeling those tingly feelings. Especially when you looked back at her face and saw that sultry look. She had no idea the feelings that welled up inside you.
"S-sure"