Would ponies find the real human body attractive?

>>29287844
>Going to Equestria
>Planning on staying a human

lol no humans are disgusting

>>29287844
Real horses will have sex with humans, I don't see why sapient ponies/horses wouldn't.

>>29287844
>post that pic with your question
>lots of greens about ponies proud of their chest tuff
I think ponies will like humans
Besides Twilight got the hots for Flash

>>29287851
lol fuck off furfag

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>>29287851
>>29287876
>lol

>>29287882
lol :DDDDD

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>>29287844
No one here even finds the real human body attractive. Why the fuck would a pony find it attractive?

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>>29287844
Thats the fantasy.
Not like /mlp/ is going to stop believing it.

>>29287844
Doesn't matter if they do
>rape

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>>29287844

>>29287844
>Would ponies find the real human body attractive?
Most wouldn't. But if nothing else this board is testament to the persistent occurrence of xenophilia in even the most advanced species

>>29287844
>Would ponies find the real human body attractive?
Do horses here want to fuck us?
No.

>>29287844
only when they are horny

>>29289998
Yes they do.

So I've got a bit of this in my story, and it comes up indirectly fairly often.

First, I think that ponies are probably a lot more scent oriented in attraction, and they're fairly anthropomorphized already, who's to say that human scents aren't going to be a weird kind of exotic interesting to them (though the constant theme where Anon's "pheromones" are an aphrodisiac doesn't seem likely), and the looks are secondary.

As for their looks, well, think of how most non-horsefuckers find ponies pretty and adorable but not sexual. I feel like most ponies will have a response like, "Oh, he's big and muscular in a weird shape. And those hands seem so useful, like for grooming and such." And then a small segment will be like, "Oh yes give me that weird alien dick. You know they say that humans can fuck for entire minutes!"

Of course there will be the other side too
>spider hooves
>unironically believing apes are for sexual

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>>29287844
If people here can find ponies attractive then I say that it is possible. All you have to do is flaunt your /fit/ bodies in lewd manners then eventually one will start thinking humans are attractive.

>>29287844
I've wondered if ponies would be off-put by our flat faces and beady little eyes.

>>29290103
Beady eyes you say?

>>29290103
Flat faces you say?

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>>29290079
>/fit/
I only have 200lbs to go!
I wish I was joking.

>>29289998
You are wrong
https://youtu.be/vNdDZC3_0R0

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>>29290120
Saaaay...

>>29287859
Real horses are stupid animals.

>>29290248
Nature is so fucking fascinating.

>>29287851
Enjoy having stubs for hands and not being able to aim when you pee anymore.
And if /mlp/ is correct, enjoy being subjected to
estrus cycle and being violently raped
by small horses, and no you probably won't enjoy it.
Also, no way ponies can dance as good as us
either.

>>29290240
>tfw I've only got 50 to go

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>>29290269
Dolphins will have sex with humans.

>>29290248
>there she goes, she's squirtin'
Saved.

>>29290428
Dolphins are extremely smart, live in defined pods, care for the elderly, and are known to actively play and enjoy sex and will come near humans with a curiosity only a few animals have.
They also are carnivores and have multiple ways to catch them, look at videos of Orcas doing it.
Horses are herd based herbivores and are a prey species at heart. There first instinct
is to run away/bolt, and while smart, aren't comparable to Dolphins and focus on food and water before the safety of their keeper.

>>29290471
Nice b8

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>>29290428
Dolphins also rape fish and corpses. They're hedonistic little fucks that'll screw anything.

>>29290533
So like humans? ok.

>>29290553
The question wasn't about humans, it was about ponies. No one gives a fuck about humans.

>>29290527
That just proves dolphins intelligence even more. Just like us, they got some weird fucks that like
the idea of screwing an animal. Or since they eat fish, it would kind of like someone sticking their dick in a warmed up cantaloupe.

>>29287844
A real man is hairy like this. I'll neve be a real man.

>>29290564
What did he mean by this

>>29292708
Why did you bump this thread is the real question.

>>29290103
You were wondering you say?

>>29290103
Does that mean they will find niggers attractive

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>>29290471
>>29290428
>>29290533
And this is why I've upgraded to fishpussy, which is vastly superior to horsepussy anyway.

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