The portal to Equestria exists but to unlock the doorway you

Booty

>>29287843
Assuming that it will end before I die of poison, I am on board. 100 stings aren't as bad as you think they are. You will probably stop feeling much after a few stings. Their needles aren't all that big anyways.
Considering that some experienced unicorn can fix my no-no again once I am done, it's a pretty good deal.

>>29287843
No single man has stood more than 15 stings at once.

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>>29287887
My dick is no man anon, but half animal and half machine.

>>29287887
At once?
Source please.
I have seen several videos of men working with bees and when asked "How many times have you been stung in your life?" they answered "I don't know. You should better ask me how many times I have been stung today.", so I'd assume that those guys get stung a lot and have build up a resistance to that stuff, so they might survive 15 stings.

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>>29287915
Wew. That made me thirsty for some reason.

>>29287843
>find abandoned hive
>???
>profit!

>>29287843
How do females get to pony land ?

>>29288043
Only grown men are allowed to go to pony land. In return, you get this world and all the feminism you want.

>>29288043
They have to pair up in groups of 6 and then form a chain where they are fistfucking each other. Once all 6 orgasm they become the portal and implode into Equestria.

>>29287928
>bees
There's the problem

>>29287843
>The portal to Equestria exists but to unlock the doorway you have to stick your dick balls deep into a yellowjacket hive
I don't bee-lieve you.

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>"W-well if you don't want to stick it in the hive, you could always s-stick it in the honey pot!"

Also a viable option.

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>>29287843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

Fuckin' worth it.
I'll sacrifice my dick so I can live in a world of perfect happiness, anything to leave this shithole behind.

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>>29288088

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>>29287843
I would be celibate for life if I got an hour with my waifu afterwards. you underestimate love.

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>>29287843
>you have to stick your dick balls deep into a yellowjacket hive until orgasm

>>29287843
I would not make it. Fuck that.

>>29287843
im down

>>29288154
U-unfff

>>29287843
I'd probably die if I tried.

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>>29287843
> i want flutterbee to sting my dick until orgasm

>>29287843
Is this the next generation of what-do threads or what

>>29288064
That's easy compared to having your junk assaulted by hornets, sign me up.