You just got home and find this, what do?

>>29285882
>rape

>>29285899
You can't rape the willing silly Anon.

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>>29285882
Why is it always Twilight?

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>>29285882
Dominate her with my manliness.

>>29285882
Consider killing myself.

>>29285909
But she doesn't expect anal.

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>>29285914
GOOD MORNIN!

>>29285909
I will >rape ether way!

>>29285882
Kiss her neck then slowly go lower and lower

>>29285882
Ask why my house looks completely different and make the Purple slut put all my things back.

>>29285882
ignore her because I'm forever loyal to my waifu

>>29285882
Ravage her pussy and asshole and then kick her the fuck out.

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>>29285882
Ask what happened to her teats.

>>29285882
Ask her if she's seen my waifu anywhere.

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>>29285882

Ask her what the fuck happened to her torso.

I'm too young to drink that wine without parental presence. Sorry Twilight, but either my parents are watching, or you find some other teenager to coerce into sex.

>no wings
Fuck the shit out of that changeling

You're not allowed to be here, you have to stay 10 meters away from me. Leave or I have to called the police.

>>29285882
Dude Stop

>>29285882
Is this a bottle of wine? Down it, get another asap. I need my alcohol fix.

>>29285882

>>29285933
KEK

>>29285882
Finally those shrooms are starting to work.

>>29285882
Tell her to relax but that it won't happen since it would not be fair for me to be disloyal to Flutters. Tell her she's a great friend and a beautiful mare and will make somepony very, very happy one day.

>>29285882
Wake up.

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>>29285882
Say pic related
>leave

eat her ass

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>>29285882
"Clumsy..."

>>29285882
>no hands

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>>29285882

>"Miss me with that hoof garbage, nigga."

>>29285882
Pee on her of course.

>>29289422
Mr. President please leave

>>29285882
But OP, my house looks nothing like that. Am I in Equestria already? And since she doesn't have wings, how will my interaction affect the timeline? What if my marrying Twilight prevents her from becoming an alicorn? Or is this a custom universe? But if it is then she would be an alicorn, because wings are sexy, but she doesn't have them so then whose custom world is it and how will he react to my being there? Is this actually Twilight? Because if it's an imposter that would explain why she doesn't have wings which means I need to find the real Twilight to save her is this one a changeling if so i should probably kill it but what if im mistaken and itsreallyTwilight thenwhat shouldidoifsomethinghappenstoherormeanaditdbeallyourfaultop.

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>>29285882

"I swear to fucking Celestia, Twilight- I've bathed you in my glorious man cum already."

"NOW GET'CHO PURPLE ASS OUT OF HERE AND FUCK SOMEONE ELSE"

>>29285909
She's expecting my brother, he's the hot one.

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"Ain't that SWELL, folks?"

>>29285882
Fuck her and think of another pony that I really like while balls deep in her.

Express my disappointment at the placement of those curtains, they should completely cover the window, not leave gaps on every damn side.

Right, know what, fuck it, I'm taking that silly filly shopping for new curtains. get those daft clothes off and lets find a textiles store and an ironmonger for a new rail and fittings.

>>29285929
Surprise buttsex is best buttsex

>>29285882
be happy I got teleported into twilight's room.

>>29285882

>>29285914
Isn't he being trained by JaxBlade now?

>>29285882
>Twilight
BOOOORING