Kid Anon in Equestria

Courtesy bump. Any old threads.?

I remember a green of this where anon was friends with a young luna, and when she gets banished anon ends up with a split personality or something.

If someone happens to have that id like to read it again

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>>29282670
>spike and anon naively swordfight with Twilight's dildos
>their minds are blown when they find out that they vibrate and glow in the dark
>twilight goes home to a dark house that sounds like a fight from star hors

>>29284490
what could twilight even do in that situation to save face

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>>29284500
>not going full damage control and saying that she was just trying out some enchantments
>never mind that she's gone way past just making things vibrate and glow in the dark
That orange frog is still out there somewhere in Equestria.

>>29282670
I'll post that Lyra green after I find it in the archives

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>>29282670
>No Pastbins as of yet.
Lets fix that then http://pastebin.com/MyPNKRan

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>>29284736
Thanks for contributing! Here Is 1 internet, use it wisely.

>>29284679
Found it posting now

>be 9 year old Anon
>be adopted
>also don't look like a pony for some reason
>Little bro is only 6
>also have two little sisters younger than him
>both parents work during the day
>for a while, parents get family or friends to watch us
>but some days they can't watch us
>my mom's friend says her daughter would like to watch us
>her name is Lyra
>she's a green unicorn
>she's kinda girly but loves sports and music
>she likes playing catch and play fighting with me and my brother
>loves playing with my sisters and dressing them up
>anyway, me and my bro like to fight
>we'd always try to beat each other up
>developed a game where we'd try to sneak up on each other and tackle the other
>one day while reading comics
>laugh hard from watching Daring Do poke Ahuizotl's butt
>Lyra had just had my sister's take their nap
>bro fell asleep while reading his comics
>want to fight and hit him a few times
>he ignores me and sleepy says to go fight with Lyra
>shrug and go off to find her
>see her bending over to pick something up
>decide to sneak up on her
>sneak up behind her and was about to tackle her like I would my brother
>think about Daring Do and the butt poke
>snicker to myself about poking her butt
>she still hasn't noticed me
>run up behind her and poke her butt
>finger goes right between her buttcheeks
>she doesn't wear clothes(for some reason only I do) so it was a clear shot poke
>she yelps and jumps high in the air
>laugh hard as she spins around, face all red looking at me all shocked
>she goes from shocked to grinning
>"oh you want to fight do you, Anon?"
>she knows I am very ticklish on my neck
>she lunges forward and picks me up(she was pretty strong) shoving her face in the crook of my neck and tickling me with her face
>laugh as I try to do my turtle defense where I try to hide my neck like a turtle
>she's giggling as I squirm in her grasp
>she's wrapped her forelegs around me, pinning my arms to my side

>>29284894
>my legs are free so I use them to wrap them around her
>she's still got her face in the crook of my neck
>she stops nuzzling me and pulls away slowly still smiling
>then she teleports us over to my room
>she still has my arms pinned and I still have my legs wrapped around her
>she gets to my bed spins around and flops on it
>she looks at me and snickers
>"want to try something else, Anon?"
>thinking it's a new game or something I say yes
>she then kisses me on the mouth
>being 9, I thought this was gross and pull away and wipe my mouth with my forearm and making a face
>she giggles while she wraps her forelegs around my neck and pulls me back down
>with one hoof around the back of my head
>her other hoof goes to my shorts
>she starts kissing my neck as she starts to unbutton my shorts
>I don't know what's going on but the neck kisses are very ticklish
>she then starts playing with my dick while slowly grinding up into me
>I'm starting to feel weird
>I've never felt this before but it feels good
>after a few minutes of this, her tail is thrashing between her
>she looks down between us still smiling but kinda panting her face all red
>"I think you're ready"
>she then tells me to sit up a little
>the whole time I'm just looking at her as she's looking down between us
>I sit up and she moves her tail to the side and then guide's me in
>instantly my dick feels very hot and likes its being crushed
>but this feels very good
>she gasps as she grabs my butt and pulls me towards her
>she keeps this up until my balls touch her butt or something
>her face is very flushed now
>we stay like that for a few seconds before she looks back up to me and kisses me on the mouth again
>"alright, Anon I want you to move back and forth"
>I move the upper part of my body back and forth making her laugh
>"no, not like that"
>"like this"
>using her hooves she pulls my hips back a little and brings them back into her causing her to make this weird noise

>>29284898
>This sends a shock through me causing me to make a panting like noise
>so I pull my hips back and do it again
>she moans and shakes her head up and down
>"yeah, like that"
>she spreads her legs apart more giving me more access to her
>I start humping into her slowly
>she propped herself up a little with one a pillow
>this goes on for a few minutes until she tells me to stop
>I stop and look at her
>she's kinda shaking with her eyes closed tight before she opens them again
>"okay...you can go again"
>I start to thrust slowly into her again
>she's starting to meet me halfway
>thrusting up into me as I thrust into her
>she licks her lips before asking me to move a little faster
>I start moving faster, causing her to throw her head back and paw at the sheets and my butt
>she's making a lot of noise and levitates one of my pillows biting into it to muffle the sound
>this looks funny so I laugh
>still biting the pillow, she looks up at me and with her hoof shoves me forward into her
>I "ahhh" and she nods her head with a muffled laugh
>spitting the pillow out she tells me to hold up again
>"I need to catch my breath" she's says
>without a word, she pulls my hips back again and then back into her signaling to go on
>I continue to thrust into her she making me stop one more time before I feel a funny feeling down below
>I start to thrust faster and harder into her
>I wrap my arms around her and bury my face into her chest
>she's kissing my neck again and squeezing my butt
>that funny feeling is traveling up from my balls and I thrust myself into her hard causing her to gasp
>I feel something coming out of my dick as I trusted into her
>she holds me in place her hindlegs wrapping around me
>she stops kissing my neck and just buries her face in it
>she panting hard
>she smiles as I stop start to pull out of her
>"wait I want to look"
>unwrapping one of her legs she looks back down as I pull out
>"slowly Anon...move slowly"

>>29284900
>I pull out slowly like she wanted
>the whole time she cant keep her eyes off where we are connected
>as my dick finally pops out she moans again
>the hoof she has on my butt leaves and she grabs my dick and rubs it against her pussy a few times with a sigh
>"wow anon, you're a pretty good at this"
>I feel out of breath and just look on as she continues to rub my dick against her pussy a few more times before I'm soft again
>she keeps rubbing me on her a few minutes longer before she stops
>she looks up at me and kisses me on the mouth again
>"alright, lets get you cleaned up and wash your clothes"
>she totally undresses me
>she turns on the shower and we both get in
>while she's washing my hair she asked if I enjoyed myself
>I'm a little sleepy now so I just yawn and say yeah
>she laughs and says
>"looks like I wore you out, huh sleepyhead"
>while rinsing my hair out she has me wash her back and tummy
>we get out the shower and she dries me off with her body close to mine
>as she's getting me dressed again she suddenly ask me
>"can you keep a secret anon?"
>I nod
>"don't tell anybody what we did okay?"
>I do that stupid "cross my heart stick a cupcake in my eye"
>she giggles and kisses my nose
>"alright, let's get you to bed"
>before we got in the shower she changed my sheets and got the place smelling good
>as she tucks me in she repeats
>"remember our secret" and has me do a pinkie promise
>I drift off to sleep as she goes back to check on my other siblings

>>29284736
Damn that was cozy as fuck.

>>29282670
There was a nice /ss/ with Fluttershy somewhere.

>>29282670
Self bump

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>>29284894
>>29284898
>>29284900
>>29284905
Give me the pastebin and I'll add it to the list

I remember this. It was a pretty nice general.
Bumping a nice general.

Say, what happened with all the writers this general had before? Do their pastebins still exist?

>>29286511
Don't know but keep thread alive

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>>29286624
I will try to keep it bumped, but I have to sleep sometime.
Do you have a story or something planned? I'd be happy even if it's an old story.

>>29285514
It doesn't have a paste bin

>>29286650
No man, I can't write for shit sorry.

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>>29286769
Can you at least repost for shit?

>>29286791
Found one
http://pastebin.com/dAEN72xS

>be anon
>adoptive kid of Princess Twilight Sparkle
>act like a fucking brat
>try to recruit DT and SS into your Aristocracy Gang
>taunt Apple Bloom over being a peasant
>get slapped the shit out of by SB and Scoots

>>29286511
http://pastebin.com/7nXQQWAR

my old fluttemom story

>>29286962
>>29287566
I am definitely going to read these. Not now though, I'm too tired.

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>>29287566
Another for the list, thanks for contributing! You get a silly rara.

>>29284162
>"My name is Princess Luna, and I will have my revenge."

>>29286724
Someone make a pastebin for it.

>>29288169
Indeed

page 10 bump

>>29288159
What do the numbers mean?

>>29285159
http://pastebin.com/S2by8Wan
This one?

>>29284898
I want to have sweet /ss/ action with Lyra

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Keep this thread bumped guys.
If this thread dies while I'm cooking up some green, I swear...

>>29291365
What kind of green? Feelsy? Funny? Hot?

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>>29291538
Comfy

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>>29291365
inspired by prompt >>29287379

https://youtu.be/GJlIg-n7Qgs
>Be Anon.
>Be a prince.
>Well, not pure blooded, you are adopted after all, but nobody needs to be reminded of that little tidbit.
>As long as there are no true successors, you'll always be THE prince, and lets be honest, the chances of your mom actually finding somebody is laughable.
>Not to offend your mum, since you actually respect the aristocratic hierarchy, but it is a truth that needs to be said.
>You are sitting on a table during recess, a napkin emblazoned with your initials tucked into the neck of your shirt as you eat a nice luncheon prepared by the help this morning.
>You don't like it very much, the school you mean.
>Everyone is beneath you, both in faculties and status.
>Why couldn't you just stay at the castle? Isn't your mom a princess? She could definitely hire a respectable tutor just for you.
>Instead, you have to be here with the commoner rabble like some bastard forced to be hid.
>And for what? To make "Friends"? So you can fill the Journal she gave you with "Friendship Reports"?
>Please.
>While your mother loves to be friendly with those beneath her, you are of a different opinion.
>As if you'd associate with lowborns.
>"Hey, Anon, hows it going?"
>You look from you meal towards these two unicorns.
>You don't care to know their names so you just call them Fatty and Lanky.
"What do you want, can't you see I'm eating!?"
>The two lean back at your authoritative tone.
>"W-Well, huh... me and Snails were wonderin' if you'd like to play with us after."
>"Yeah yeah, it would be, huh, pretty cool to play with a, uh, hooman."
>How great of them to show up during one of your inner monologues...
>You roll your eyes.
>And risk getting your suit dirty? As if.
>You don't play.
>Well... Not like they want...
>You smirk and reach out a hand.
>With some concentration you cast a simple spell; you levitate a nice ball of mud wrapped around a green hue from over yonder and smear it on Fatty.

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>>29292267
>You smugly look down at the now dirty, dirty commoner.
"That was fun, perhaps we should "play" again soon."
>The two colts gallop away, calling you names like "jerk" and "monkey"
>Like the words of those beneath you carry any weight.
>You bite down on your deluxe tuna sandwich.
>"Good morning Prince Anonymous, I see you have given yourself a meal and a show." Diamond Tiara approaches, levitating her lunch box.
>Silver Spoon giggles at her companion's joke.
>"May we sit with you?"
>While you do not consider these two your equals, they are as close to nobility as you will find in this place.
>And since you've procured this table (Read: talked down anyone wanting to use it), might as well.
>You dab your mouth with the napkin.
"You may. Be thankful."
>"Of course, you are too kind."
>SS nods with a "hmhm" only to get a little whipping from DT's tail.
>"Silver Spoon, use words, we aren't speaking to *those* blank-flanks."
>"Right, sorry. I agree!"
>The three of you eat while bemoaning your situation of being surrounded by lessers, your back handed jabs at the fact they also fall into that category going completely over their heads.
>Though it doesn't take long for you three to be interrupted as this place has no sense of decorum.
>"Hey, Anon why did'ja throw mud at Snips!? He jus' wanted 'ta play with y'all!"
>"Yeah, you didn't have to be such a meanie!"
>"Meanie? He was a complete jerk!"
>Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo respectively.
>Here to annoy you yet again.

>>29292273
"And what, pray tell, will a peasant and her two commoner friends do about it?"
>"P-Peasant?"
>"C-Commoner?"
>"Alright you jerk, you asked for it, put your dukes up!"
>It's at this point DT interjects, hopefully to clean up this annoyance.
>"Prince Anonymous outranks all of you combined, show some respect or show yourselves AND your ugly cutiemarks out."
>"Yeah!"
>"Ah bet y'all haven't worked a day in yer life! Talkin' down 'ta those who put yer food on the table!"
"Having to deal with you is work enough for a lifetime."
>"WHY YOU!"
>"Girls, GIRLS calm down! We can solve this without any fighting!"
>At this point you just want this to end.
"What do you propose, so I can shoot it down?"
>"W-Well... huh... how about a test of courage! The three of us against the three of you, first one to Zacora's hut will have the losers be servants for a week!"
>You. Go into the Everfree? Pfft, never.
>"Hmph, you're on, a Prince like Anon will surely laugh in the face of anything there!" DT says, high and mighty.
>H-Hey, don't go agreeing to things on your behalf!
>"Princes are dashing and courageous, I bet you didn't know that." SS backs her up.
>Don't spout ridiculous conjecture, either!
"I-I..."
>Scootaloo smirks at you.
>"What's the matter "prince", too scared? Are you a chicken?"
"S-Scared, me? Never! I'm just excited to have the three of you do my homework and carry my stuff for a whole week, yeah, that's it, the only position worthy of your status!"
>"Then it's settled." Sweetie Belle starts "After school we'll all meet at the edge of the Everfree Forest, if you don't show up then we win by default!"
>How did smearing Fatty with mud turn into this!?

>>29292279

>Be afternoon.
>School's out, but instead of going straight home you send your mom a note via magic to tell her "You'll be playing with some "friends" this evening."
>You sigh as you make your way to the location.
>This is terrible.
>Horrible
>Absolutely horrid.
>Oh, you'll most definitely cut ties with those two after this.
>"Well, if it isn't Anon, thought you went ahead and ran to your castle." Scootaloo is already looking up at you smugly
>"Hold the trash talk, Scoots 'least he showed up, that's already more noble than most nobles."
>So like a peasant to think less of your betters, hm, Apple Bloom?
>"Where are Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon?" Sweetie Belle asks.
"I don't know, should be here shortly, I want to get this done quick."
>You look to the darkening grove before you.
>"What's the matter? Can't wait to be cozy by the fireplace with ponies at your beck and call?"
"At least I have those."
>Scootaloo grits her teeth, but before she can say anything Sweetie Belle spots DT and SS coming over.
"What took you so long?"
>"Us ladies have to arrive fashionably late."
>Oh, you are so gonna drop these fillies like a bad habit.
>"More importantly, what's up with those rags." SS points to the other girls. "They look terrible."
>"Hey, we're representing the Cutie Mark Crusaders against you snotty jerks, so we came prepared!"
>"At least that ugly thing matches the mark on your flanks."
>"So, are y'all ready or what?"
>You all nod in the affirmative.
>You push down any reservations you might have with this.
>Your pride demands no less.

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>>29292285

https://youtu.be/bOhpHX3q7P8
>"Yuck! I think I stepped on something!" DT complains.
>You adjust your bag and just keep walking through the small path in the brush with two of the most annoying ponies to ever grace your presence.
>Your shoes are dirtied with mud too, you know? And while you'd want to complain, now's not the time!
>The moment this thing started your groups separated.
>The others probably know this area! You've been had!
>"You can wipe it on this patch of grass here."
>You three keep making your way through the creepy looking trees.
>You gulp as they seem to have faces.
>You decrease your pace to be closer to the two fillies, not that you'll tell them the reason!
>Are you three even going the right way?
>The instructions were pretty clear.
>Head east and you'll come across a hut.
>If you find blue flowers you're on the right track.
>But don't touch them or anything, those are Poison Joke.
>You know from books how to read your directions with the positions of the sun, but the canopies are too large that barely any light can get through.
>And you already passed those flowers.
>"Gah, I can't take it anymore." DT whined "Someone please carry me!"
"Absolutely not!"
>You cross your arms in an X shape.
"You got us into this, now you deal with it!"
>"F-Fine."
>The general smell of wilderness is an affront to your sense of smell.
>You wipe a bit of sweat from your forehead, the hot humidity getting to you.
>"Ugh, all these flies..." SS complains.
>Why would someone want to live in a place like this!?
>Is... Is that light? It is!
"Look over there! We're close!"
>The three of you get your second wind and rush towards it!
>Oh sweet heavens, this will be over soon!
>You break through the brush and there it is.
>Zecora's hut.
>You feel relief, but also despair at the fact those three are already here, drinking tea with the zebra.
>So you lost... darn it!

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>>29292293

>"I see your friends have arrived, though from their looks I fear they shouldn't have tried."
>Oh goodie, a jester...
>The three of you drag your feet closer in defeat.
>You are dirty, sweaty and want nothing more than a bath.
>"How long were we in there?" SS asks.
>"You slowpokes, you were, like, fifteen minutes behind! Can't wait to have Anon do my homework for me!" Scootaloo boasts.
>After catching your breath you six start heading out.
>"Zacora thanks you all for stopping by, even if for some, their plans went awry."
"Must she always rhyme?"
>You whisper even after getting so far ahead that the hut can't be seen anymore.
>"Yeah, why couldn't she just be a mime?" DT adds.
>The rest giggle as you two realize what you did.
"Hmph, whatever, I'm just glad I can get out of this place."
>"Don't be a sore loser "prince", we've won fair and square."
"Like doing your homework is a chore, you lot are as dimwitted as they come!"
>"What was that!?"
"Get your dirty hooves off me!"
>You two keep arguing, not aware that the noise was attracting something...
>You kept walking back, until you heard the rustling of bushes, and even the cracking of bark.
>"Uh... everyone heard that, right?" Sweetie Belle asked.
>"Ah sure did..."
>"Me too.
"S-Same."
>"Silver Spoon and I also heard it. Maybe we should walk faster?"
>You all start a briskly pace.
>But before you can walk farther than a few feet...
>A monster jumps out from the treeline!
>It towers over all of you!
>It roars!
>"M-M-MANTICORE!"

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>>29292299
https://youtu.be/sYOH4PYYCKw
>You all quickly turn back and run as fast as your legs can carry you!
>The thing gives chase!
>Darn, darn, DARN!
>Why did you have to get caught in this mess!
>"E-Everyone, through here!"
>You don't even put a face to the voice as you turn and go under a large fallen tree trunk
>You can feel dirt and grime stick to your clothes but you're too scared to care!
>You six stop and take a breather
>Only...
>With a defiant roar, the beast breaks through the tree!
"THIS- THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT SWEETIE BELLE!"
>"Hey! Leave her out of this! it was Tiara's big mouth that started it!"
>"Nuh-huh! I recall you three... confronting Anonymous about something he did, so it was all HIS fault!"
>"That's- That's right!"
>"Y'all stop blamin' and keep runnin'!"
>And you ran.
>Deeper into the Everfree.
>Panting beast hot on your trail.
>You are so gonna die!!
>"Aah!" You hear a scream.
>Sweetie Belle tripped on a root!
>The manticore keeps gaining ground.
>"Come on you two! Don't fall behind!"
>"Ow, my hoof..."
>Should you help!?
>Should you run!?
>AAAhH, make up your mind!
>You drop your bag and sprint to Sweetie Belle, grab her smaller frame under your arm and run!
>Her added weight slows you down as your body is already screaming under the strain.
>"F-Faster Anon! It's gaining on us!"
>Your lungs are on fire!
>You take quicker breaths as you break through the brush and see the other four already, waiting by the edge of a rickety bridge!
>"Anon, Sweets come on!" They all yell for you!
>You don't dare look back.
>With one final effort, you reach the edge yourself.
>Just as a boulder flies from the canopy and crashes right behind you!
>The force of it cracks the ground beneath all your feet, as the piece of land you six were standing on broke away and slid into the chasm below.
>AAAAAAHHHH!
>You all scream your hearts out.
>But on a brighter note, the Manticore stopped chasing you!
>But still...
>AAAAAAHHH! YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

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>>29292309

https://youtu.be/wv0_KT_Icsc
>After that tumble you open your eyes, slowly...
>You look around and everybody seems to be fine!
>Ahahah! You survived!
>Sweetie Belle hugs herself into your heaving chest fervently.
>"Thank you, thank you, thankyouthankyouthankyou, THANK YOU! I don't want to know what would happen to me if you hadn't picked me up Anon!"
>You can feel some tears on your dirty shirt.
>You quickly rise to your feet, Sweetie falling onto her rump.
>Your cheeks are hot for some reason...
"W-Well, I didn't do it f-for you, alright!? My mom is good friends with your sister, s-so if something happened to you it would be awkward!"
>You cross your arms and face the other way.
>This is obviously the reason!
"Y-You cost me my bag, s-so don't forget this!"
>She wipes a stray tear from her eye with a hoof and gives you a beaming smile and a nod.
>"Is everypony alright? That was close." Scootaloo says while checking herself over.
>"Ah've had worse stumblin's at the farm..." AB said, fixing her bow.
>"Well, I'm not alright! I'm all dirty, and my mane is all over the place!"
>"DT, come on, we barely got away."
>"Hmph..."
>You look around.
>Thankfully, the sunlight manages to reach down here, if barely.
>The rocky surface has roots and moss sticking out, but it seems climbable...
>Though you're the only one with hands here, plus, a single mistake and you won't get so lucky again.
>"Prince Anonymous, you can call your mother for help, right?" DT asks you.
"I can't... I don't have any paper with me."
>"WHAT?"
"All my writing stuff's in my bag, and I dropped it. Though if someone could ACTUALLY fly, she could go get it!"
>You look towards the only pegasus in the group.
>"Anon, I will fight you."
>"Why would you drop it!? Now we're all going to starve down here!"
>SS tries to calm down an hysteric DT.

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>>29292333
Gonna take a break now.
Anyone reading this, tell me what you think so far.
Also check those triple trips

>>29292343
It's shit

>>29292273
>Diamond Tiara approaches, levitating her lunch box.
How?

>>29292544
Well, that's helpful of you.
>>29292589
Oh, fuck, what was I smoking!?
Thanks for pointing that out senpai, will change that for the pastebin, please don't let that ruin the rest.
Also, will resume posting the rest.

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>>29292609
I would've just said magic

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>>29292333
>"Don't y'all worry about that, we aren't the Cutie Mark Crusaders fer nuthin'"
>Scootaloo and Apple Bloom start scouring the area for a way out.
>Sweetie Belle tries to help but her foreleg seems to have sprained.
>"Ah horseapples, Sweets is down..."
>"I-I can still help! Look, can't you hear water running?"
>You all raise an ear to listen.
>Well, they do, you just cock your head slightly.
>You do hear.
>A constant stream of liquid running through rock.
>Though you don't really how it will help.
>"We just need to follow it, I'm sure it'll lead to a river!"
>"Nice going, Sweets! CMC and, er... others, move out!"
>You all follow your ears down the right path, you having to begrudgingly carry Sweetie Belle on your back.
>The longer you walk, the wider the path gets, but soon enough you can see water running down the walls and connecting into a rope on the ground.
"This better lead to something..."
>You feel an incline as you keep walking, the rope becoming a small stream and then fully enveloping the ground.
>"Ewewew." DT and SS chant as they dip their hooves in he water.
>You fare no better, your shoes drenched and no doubt ruined.
>The only one spared this fate is Sweetie Belle.
>You which you could be carried instead.
>Finally, you reach the end of the road...
>A huge boulder stuck between the walls, the water only able to get through from the two openings at the bottom where the boulder doesn't connect to the ground.
>Maybe...
>No, it's too small to squeeze through.
"Great, just great!"
>"Easy, Anon." Sweetie tells you.
"Easy? We're stuck inside a chasm with no food, water or anyone that knows that we were here in the first place! And now this thing blocks our way!"
>"Shucks Anon, 'least we're together."
"I just want to go home..."

>>29292625
>"Well, duh, we all do, now help me push this thing out of the way big guy." Scootaloo makes a good point before trying to rope you into

doing something impossible.
"How about no? A rock that huge definitely won't budge!"
>"Not with that attitude it won't!"
>"If we all put sum elbow grease, Ah'm sure we can do it!"
>You grumble and put Sweetie down, not even caring that she'll get herself wet.
>"Come on, you two as well."
>"No way, I'm not doing... manual labor!"
>"That's for the help!"
>"Y'all wanna go home or not?"
>Everyone sans Sweetie Belle puts hand and hoof on the uneven surface aaand...
>Puuushes...
>Didn't work.
>Puuush!
>Still no dice.
>Sweetie Belle's horn starts glowing and she tries to give you all an edge by trying to levitate it.
>Puuuuuush!!
>It budged!
>This just might work!!
"Okay, okay... you four keep pushing and- and I'll try my magic as well!"
>You step back next to Sweetie and hold out your hands in concentration...
>Ya vulgtlagln 'fhalma, goka y-'bthnk-og h'-orr'e ch' h'-ftaghu uaaah
>You can feel yourself able to interact with the boulder...
>With the four fillies pushing with all their might and your and Sweetie's combined magic trying to levitate it out of the way, the

thing budges more and more!
>Just a bit more...
>Dust kicks out from the sides!
>Easy, easy...
>With a loud rumbling the boulder starts moving forward!
>Right to the edge and down into the pool of water below with a large splash!
>You did it!
>The rest of the pooled water follows the rock, leaving the ground you all stand moist but without the cold liquid.
>You can't help but jump in celebration!
>"See! I knew we could do it!"

>>29292634
>That formatting
Holy shit this is getting bumpy.
Fucking notepad...

>>29292634
>Another hurdle came up immediately...
"How are we getting down?"
>It wasn't that steep a drop, but it wasn't something you'd like to attempt.
>"Ah, it's hopeless! No way we can get down!"
>DT, SS and you hear a bit of commotion from the CMC trio.
>"We can use this!" Sweetie Belle says proudly while Apple Bloom and Scootaloo hold up their tied together capes.
>Huh... this just might work yet!
>You take it from them and tie it around a root jutting from the edge and give it a strong pull.
>Right, seems like your best bet.
"So... whose going first..."
>Everybody just stares at you.
>Well, fine!
>You move towards the edge.
>"Don't forget Sweets!"
"No, way! I'm already unsure enough about this as it is, I'm not carrying her with me!"
>"We can't carry her ourselves!"
"GAH, fiiiiine."
>You whine a bit before relenting.
>With her holding you around your neck, you kneel down and start making your way carefully.
>You watch where you put your feet, each step down making pebbles fall...
"Nhgaah!"
>You slip, scraping your knee on the rock face!
>But you manage to hold on until there's no more cape.
>You look down and it looks like a comfortable height...
>You drop down and feel your feet hit the ground with a thud.
>"Phew." Sweetie Belle finally calms down at your back.
"Okay, now someone else come down!"
>First came Scootaloo, then Apple Bloom then Diamond Tiara.
>"C'mon Silver Spoon, y'all can do it!"
>"Yeah, if Diamond Tiara could then so can you!"
>"Hey!"
>With uncertainty heavy, SS started making her way down.
>The previous strain already loosening the knots...
>She went down steady.
>"N-Nonono h-help!"
>The capes come undone!
>You watch her back as she comes falling down!
>"Silver Spoon!"
>You quickly hold out your arms underneath her.
"Hnfff!"
>She collides with you, taking the air out of your lungs and making you fall on your butt...
>She sniffles on top of you, but otherwise is completely fine.
>Safe...

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>>29292647

https://youtu.be/fDdRCm8E10A
>After getting back up and dusting your already muddy clothes, you look around as the fillies calm down a shaking Silver Spoon.
>It certainly seems like you're out of the chasm and into a clearing...
>The sky is threatening to turn purple as the sun has been steadily going down this whole time.
>You gulp.
>You do not want to be in the Everfree during the night...
>You and the girls all make your way back into the forest.
>Keeping a fast pace while watching each other and the surrounding bushes and trees.
>The faces seem almost hungry...
>And glowing yellow eyes can be seen from the darkness.
>You climb over a fallen tree and help the others over it.
>You all keep going, without saying anything yet having the same mindset.
>To get home...
>Leaves crackle and twigs snap under you.
>You all keep on alert, you never know if the Manticore is around...
>You keep going past the brush, hearing your already tormented clothes rip.
>Keep going Anon...
>You pass through bugs, lizards, frogs...
>You even pass through stone statues of those same things.
>"...Who- Who made these?"
"Don't know- Don't care. Keep going."
>After taking a small break, you wipe the sweat from your forehead and start going again.
>You don't know how much time you spent making your way through the forest...
>If you were asked, you'd probably say days.
>Because that's how it felt- how you felt.
>The truth of the matter was that it was just a few hours...
>You see a familiar light!
"Everyone, Zecora's hut is near!"
>Light shines in their eyes as they gallop with renewed zeal.
>Finally!
>After all that, you all made it!
>And you definitely couldn't have made it alone, prince or not!
>You collapse at Zecora's door step.
>"Hmm? Shouldn't you foals be at home? You lot look horrid, allow me to serve you a delicious drink with foam!"
"My legs... they feel like jelly."

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>>29292343
prompt-anon here, thanks for writing this, it's funny as hell.

>Diamond Tiara approaches, levitating her lunch box.
DT is an Earth Pony.

Eagerly awaiting moar.

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>>29292653

>You had done it!
>After Zecora took you in, you had asked her for some parchment and ink so you could send a letter to your mother.
>She immediately teleported to get you.
>You'd never seen her so beside herself.
>Oh she was mad too.
>But after seeing the state you were in she decided to reel it in.
>Once out of the dreaded forest, the girls were all taken home, any mention of the deal completely forgotten.
>And you?
>Well, you were grounded.
>For worrying your mother, primarily.
>Just a day in your room without dessert so you could stew in what happened.
>You were also forced to write a "Friendship Report".
>You looked at the piece of parchment, quill in hand for the first time...
https://youtu.be/mFavCa3nUCA
>[Dear Princess Celestia:]
>[I haven't written one of these, ever... so I'll say it once, my name is Anonymous.]
>[Today I was lost in the Everfree with five other ponies. I was so scared after a Manticore showed up (but don't tell anyone I was). One of us almost didn't make it and after running we ended up trapped!]
>[I learned... I learned that no matter who you are or what walk of life you have, you can't always get by with just yourself.]
>[Sometimes, it takes strength in numbers, others, it takes giving something of yours so that everyone can climb out of a mishap, and sometimes... sometimes all you just need is a friend to help you get through it.]
>[Maybe those who are not royalty, are the truly important ones... I will keep this in mind from now on.]
>[From the desk of Prince Anonymous; adopted son of Princess Twilight Sparkle.]

end

>>29292653
>>29292654
Whoops, should have reloaded the page before posting. Anyway, good stuff, save for some layout and spelling misses, keep up!

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>>29292664
Alright, I'm done posting the rest. Really shit the bed with this one, what with the ridiculous error right at the start and notepad fucking up the formatting of one of the posts... but it's over.
D-Did you rike it?
>>29292654
>DT is an Earth Pony.
Yeah, sorry about that see>>29292609
Don't know how that ended up there, must have been me being fixated on the magic itself used previously by this Anon while writing the line.

>>29292683
I riked it.

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>>29292683
The bin http://pastebin.com/X8QV9TKX with that huge magical oversight fixed, no formatting issues, as well as some quick typo fixes that I caught along the way.
Not my finest moments, nor my finest green, but I enjoyed writing this quickie and hope you Anons enjoy reading it.
All things considered, this seems like a niche break-off from the AiE general though hopefully more writefags will show up and deliver some green as well.

>>29292664
That was a nice read.

>>29290702
>>29288159
Black Ops one was such a good game, story wise.

If it wasn't completely autistic, I'd write this>>29288159 into a green

Let's pretend that you somehow ended up in Equestria as a kid. Which of the Mane 6 or the Princesses would you want as a mother?

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>>29294570
id want flutters or any princess besides Twiggy to be my mom. they seem like they would actually care for me.

i never met my mother...

>>29294586
>i never met my mother...
Beats having an alcoholic mother who always listened to loud music almost every night.
And who forced you to dance if she saw you while she was drunk.

>>29292801
Thaks for the bin!
>>29294570
Twiggles
>>29293923
Noice

>>29294776
Alcoholic parents should have their children taken away, at the very least. You want to ruin your life? Fine. But don't ruin a fresh new one.

>>29294776
>>29295286
I've been gone for a while, what the fuck happend?

>>29294570
I would pick Trixie and settle for Starlight.

>>29295546
nothing homewrecker!

Ancient shit:
http://pastebin.com/u/IcomeanonM8

But how does this connect to Pizzagate?

Some /ss/ for those that want that
>http://pastebin.com/604wKseg

>>29282670
Last time i read, Kidanon Shota with adult.

>>29295546
Pretend that we're talking about a what-if scenario.
What if your pony mom started licking salt because they did not expect it to be this difficult and taxing to raise a young child?
>One night, she stumbles home late after spending a lot of time at the local salt bar
>You can tell she's had way too much salt
>Stuff happens
>She snaps
>In a short burst of anger, your mom yells that she wishes she never should have volunteered to take you under her wings when you first appeared in Equestria

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>>29300252

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>>29300252
How about something nice and cozy instead?

>>29300252
>With anger in her eyes, the pony watches as the young boy runs to his room while tears are falling
>It's not until the sound of a door being slammed shut echoes through the house that it hits her like a brick what she just did
>What has she done?...
>The pony heads to her son's room and knocks on the door while repeating how sorry she is
>She didn't mean it, she loves him more than anything
>And she's so, so sorry for saying the things she said

>>29300346
This is a nice picture. I like this picture. You are now my best friend anon

Green of this picture when?
Green of Gilda raising Kid Anon when?

>>29292683
This was really nice to read. It felt like a legitimate episode.

>>29298100
It was funny, but kidanon is the subject.

bump?

>>29301849
Bump!

>>29300596
>The whole time she's just been yelling at an empty room because Kidanon climbed out the window and ran away.

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>>29294570
That depends, do I keep my adult mind and only my body is change to that of a child or is both my mind and body that of a child? If the former, go live in the forest a la jungle book style and become ''The Untamed Shota of the Forest''; if the later, I'll go live with either Maud, Octavia or Photo Finish, depending on witch one I meet first.

>>29294586
I feel you man.
I never meet my biological parents and I been adopted twice.

>>29300346
I love nice and cozy things.

>>29302693
>He was later found crying by Princess Luna

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http://pastebin.com/ycg9MFy3 part 1
http://pastebin.com/0Bznr3XD part 2
http://pastebin.com/Hq9GLWuL part 3

Kid anon gets adopted by the spoon family, but the asshole never finished it

Nice thread

I just want to know if we're going to get some good ol' straight shota action soon.

>>29304519
Why not?

>>29292267
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WHY DID YOU DELETE PART 2 OF FLURRY HEART AND ANON I WAS HALFWAY THROUGH!!!!!!

WHY??? FUCKING WHY?

>>29306565
Please. Please just say why? It was a good second part too.