Why don't ponies wear makeup more often?

>>29282540
95% of equestrian cosmetic production goes to Rarity

>>29282540
Makeup in equestria is make from flowers and berries so they always end up eating it.

haram

>>29282761
Is that why she lost it next scene?

Hasbro has to keep the G rating, ponies in makeup is borderline PG 13

>>29282540

They've learn to value natural beauty, and with such shortage of Stallions compared to Mares, there's truly no need for makeup, as there's little competition to acquire a mate.

Stallions on the other hand...

>>29283395
Anon, i think you have that backwards.
If there are more females than males then competition for a mate would be higher. Stallions would have to try less since there are less options to choose from.

>>29283395
>>29283410
less options for mares* to choose from

>>29283379
It would be too sexy

>>29282540
Equestria is an old-fashioned feudal society that still believes makeup is evil.

Only Unicorns could really use it effectively anyway, any others would always need assistance in some way which would just be an extra layer of bother as often as not.

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>>29282540
That average unicorn is lifting a barrel and mirror while simultaneously applying lipstick.
Earth pony's BTFO

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>>29283894

That's sad as fuck.

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>>29283894
>only the town's sperg child can even hold up a barrel for an entire game, let alone practice session

>>29283920
Meanwhile Mudshits can't do it at all.

>>29283920

You wrote that in a really weird way.

>>29283959
Insomnia is a hell of a thing
I've had three hours sleep out of three days, the whole of everything is weird to me at the moment.

>>29282540
Other than Rarity and Maud, are there any other ponies who regularly wear eye shadow?

>>29283986

>the whole of everything is weird to me at the moment.

I understand, I too look at my hands and wonder what the fuck is going on.

>>29283894
Earth ponies have superior asses so they win in the end

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>>29284048

>You're only worth as much as anyone's willing to fuck you

Well, I guess it's true.

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>>29283638

>>29284022
Luna for one.

>>29283932
>forgetting pinkie pie

>>29282767
ALLAHU AKBAR!

WE SHALL MAKE EQUESTRIA AN ISLAMIC CALEHATE DEATH TO INFEDELS ALLAHU AKBAR ALL HAIL THE SHARIA.

They are smart enough to realise its stupid

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>>29282540
I don't know. They should though.

>>29284022
all of them

>>29284048
You forgot fertility and pure fmonogamous nymphomania.

>>29284190
>Tits on her face
Never understood that one