Why are the males in Equestria such pussies?

>>29281449
The show is written by feminists

penis

>>29281524
this

>>29281524

fpbp

>>29281524

What if Anon tried to teach them how to be masculine?

>>29281579
By fucking them repeatedly? I can go with this

>>29281579
>Musical montage of anon training stallions of Equestria to "Be A Man"

>>29281652

What happens?

>>29281675
They get down to business

>>29281728
to defeat?

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>>29281734
to defeat...

SKELETOR

>>29281579
>"Come on Shining, I'll teach you how to behave like a man"
>"Are you sure this is necessary?"
>"Definitely. You are a stallion for Pete's sake. You shouldn't let mares walk all over you, and make decisions above your head! "
>"Well...all right if you insist" "But are you certain that--"
>"Just relax your muscles, like I've told you before, it'll hurt less"
>"But Anon, I fail to see how you fucking me in the ass will help me teach how t--"
>"Shhh." "don't ruin it Shiny. "ahh" Oh God, you're perfect. So tight and warm" "I love you"
>"What'd you say, Anon?"
>"uh... I, uh" "Down with the matriarchy!"
>"Down with the matriarchy!"
>"Now stop clenching your bottom so much, or you're gonna make me cum"

>>29281988
unf

>>29281449
Because Shiny is literally a cis white male

>>29281449
This right here is why mares like eqg dudes.
How can stallion boiz compete?

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>>29281579
>The stallions in Equestria are such pussies.
>Geez, they could pass for mares if not for the horsecock
>Shining Armor asked you to train him to be 'manly'
>All you did was tell him some stories from Earth and he thinks you're some god.
>And by "stories from Earth" you mean a fucking greentext you remembered from r9k
>He said he'll be at your house for the training
>You wait for a while, until you hear a knock at the door
>You open it, and Shining is waiting there with a grin spread across his horse face.
>"Let's do this, man!"
>Let's get this over with
>He comes in and starts stretching
"Alright, I guess we should start with, uh..."
>You know barely anything on how to get /fit/
"How about pushups, we'll start with that."
>He gets down and begins
>Suddenly the entire fucking town comes into your house and starts singing "I'll make a man out of you"
>What is this, a fucking montage
>One musical montage later, Shining gets up and poses
>"Aw yeah, 'Non, I feel like I could take on a princess!"
>"Oh and that reminds me..."
>Shining then goes back home to fuck Cadance.

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>>29282131
hmm...really makes you think

>>29281449
I will fuck his sister, and there's nothing he can do to stop me.

>>29281675
I'm never gonna catch my breath.
Say good by to those who catch my breath.
Why was I a fool in school for catch my breath.
This guy's got her catch my breath.
Hope he doesn't see catch my breath.
Now I really wish that I knew how to catch my breath.

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>>29282820

>>29281449
its for girls and youre not the target audience

>>29281449
They live in a society where males are far rarer than females and hence more valuable. And protected.

>>29281579
>>29281617

>>29281449
The mare stallion ratio is so big that the stereotype is inveted in their world

But most of them are incredibly brave.
Even silver shill struck out into action in the end.

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>>29281449
I think it's because of how nutty the mares get when Aunt Flo's around.

>>29281449
Estrogen in the water

>>29281449
The good ones are in the war, colonizing for Equestria's glory. Whoever remains is either invalid or rich.

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