Official ShimGlim Thread #1

>>29279957
Glimmer is fucking garbage

>>29279957
>when shit meets trash

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>>29279957
Are you seriously this ass blasted that no one in the Shimmer thread agrees with you that you created this to try and prove a point?
And just so you know, the last Glimmer Shimmer thread we had ended in some delicious lewd.

Everyone, this isn't real. This guy is just being an autist who is trying to prove a point.

Just a heads up guys this was started by a falseflagging butthurt faggot because people were big meanies to him and took his precious fingerbang from him. >>29279859

>>29279970
>>29279994
>>29280010
>>29280016
coming back to /mlp/ was a mistake
also free (you)s for all

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I don't know if OP is a shimmerfag, glimmerfag, or otherfag, but he is definitely a fag.

this is a great thread
it'll allow me to filter more efficiently!

>>29279957
hey,it's me, OP!
I just wanted to say that I'm a huge faggot and I like sucking huge cocks!

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>>29279957

>>29279957
I want Sunset Shimmer to hold my asshole open while Starlight Glimmer screams into my open, cavernous rectum

Btw, OP's a faggot of the highest order

what a nice thread

who or what the fuck is "Shim"

who or what the fuck is "Glim"

who or what the fuck is "Nyx"

>>29280454
neither of those is Glim or Shim

boop

>>29279957
I want to have a threesome with Shimmer and Glimmer.

>>29283107
sounds hot, green when?

>>29284086
this

>>29282405
but she's on par

I'll continue my ShimmerGlimmer green tomorrow if the thread is still up.

>>29285745
Thanks senpai

>>29279957
>How to have sex with 2 evil mare

>>29286326
they fight over who gets to peg you first

will they try to dominate each other?

>>29285540
they're all shit

>>29285745
bumping for this

bemp

>half the posts are just bumping the thread
Just like a real general!

>>29289173
gotta stay true

>>29279957

gotta keep it alive for the green

>>29289173
they're shitposters, i'm just glad they're staying in one thread to do it for a change

>>29292044
>he doesn't see the 10 Glimmer threads

>>29292281
What's the use, mods hate us and this board, the report function is essentially 'lol press this for nothing to happen'

>>29292308
I report stuff quite often and they get deleted within a few minutes

>>29292353
If that were the case, would there be '10 glimmer threads' full of shitposting up at any given time during the day.

I'm stopping, I'm not going to help keep this 'general' up.

>>29292364
who said I report those? :3

>>29285745
Reposting what I got so far

>You grumble to yourself.
>Leave it to Twilight to leave the cleaning supplies all the way on the other side of the castle...
>Sweep sweep sweep my ass.
>Isn't Spike the one who does this crap?
>Being janitor to the princess doesn't make for a good resume.
>Actually it might in Equestria.
>Ponies are.mpressed by anything princess-related.
>Even so, you're only doing this since Twilight is gracious enough to let you live in her castle.
>Then again she lets that sociopath student of hers live here.
>So you guess it's not really that meaningful...
>As you head towards the supply closet, you hear a weird noise.
>It came from a room adjacent to the supply closet.
>Odd. Spike and Twilight aren't supposed to be here, they left earlier to Canterlot.
>It could be Glimmer though.
>What's she doing in there?
>That's not her room, you know for a fact her room now has her cutie mark on it-
>"MMM... YES! RIGHT THERE STARLIGHT!"
>...
>OKAY!
>Now this you gotta see.

>>29294199
>That voice definitely wasn't Starlight's...
>Curiosity took control.
>And your dick.
>You WOULD give her privacy...
>But Starlight walked in while you were-
>Well...
>With a swift shove, you barge open the door.
>Instantly the musky scent of excited mare fills your nose.
>You could swear it was a gust.
>Uhh...
>Wow.
>There was Starlight Glimmer, her swollen, wet marevag dripping on full display just a few feet in front of you, sprawled over the floor
>Sounds of moaning, excited panting, and frantic hums of magic filled your ears
>She was pinned under another yellow unicorn, her own marevag glistening and rubbing frantically on top of Starlight's own, their marejuices mixing together creating a rather huge puddle on the floor
>Wow...
>Wait till Twilight hears about this...
>You recognize the yellow-orange unicorn.
>She's Sunset Shimmer, one of Twilight's students
>You both talked before, but she was rarely ever in Equestria
>You remember that Twilight was going crazy that she wanted them to meet under very specific circumstances
>Something about her two students creating a "strong magical bond"
>"Ahh! Sunset... I-I'm so close...!"
>Oh they're definitely bonding alright.
>Lil' Twiggy was so afraid that they would not get along, she made a huge list of activities they should do to get some common ground
>You have a feeling having sex in some secluded area of Twilight's own castle wasn't on that list
>You hear a loud moan, interrupting your thoughts
>Sunset's apparently deepthroating Starlight's horn now.
>...
>Wow.
>Aren't horns supposed to be sharp?
>That small budge looks a bit painful...
>Time for a plan. You want in on the fun.
>Not necessarily with them.
>This is too golden of an opportunity
"I hate to interrupt, but this new lake you two just created is NOT something else I'm going to clean up!"
>It was eerily quiet for a moment.
>Next thing you know, suddenly a mix of opal and turquoise blasted you in the face, and everything went dark.
>Great...

>>29294206
>Darkness.
>Well you're conscious enough to acknowledge that
>So you're not dead
>Being not dead is good
>Usually
>Your eyes open to find two pairs of eyes staring at you.
>You instantly feel their magic gripping you tightly
>In fact...
>You cough hard
>The grip loosens
>"You're awake" Starlight says, with a hushed, yet frantic voice. She has a huge blush on her face.
>"HOW MUCH DID YOU SEE!!!" suddenly exclaims Sunset, in one of her supposedly characteristic outbursts.
>She grips you harder with her magic. >Unlike Starlight, Sunset looks rather annoyed, also red in the face
>You aren't sure if from embarrassment or anger...
>Probably both
>You really hope it's more from embarrassment though...
>An angry Sunset Shimmer is not something you want to deal with... ever...
>"How did you find us! Tell us now!" she demands.
>You were gonna make another joke
>But it's probably for the best not to heckle the two strongest unicorns in Equestria
>The ones that could probably kill you right now if they wanted
>They're good mares though, they wouldn't do that
>Right...?
>You decide better safe than sorry, at least for now
>Besides, in this position you can't grab their horns to stop their magic
>Looking at them, you can see some glint of a fluid dripping from both Sunset's and Starlight's horns even through their magic auras
>Yeah... not sure you want to touch that
"Look girls, this was just a coincidence. I wasn't snooping as usual, you see. I'm an innocent human who was just trying to sweepsweepsweep."
>The blushes didn't leave their faces, but Sunset's anger seemed to have calmed down a bit, and so has Starlight's unease, since their combined grip has relaxed now. You can move your arms and hands again.
>You hate it when Twilight restrains you with her magic, and it's no exception with her students.
>Man isn't meant to be restrained!
>Some marejuice and saliva on your hand is no big deal right?
>Their horns aren't too far away...

>>29294243
i like
maor

>>29294243
>Actually
>It's too risky
>You were gonna try and grab them both by the horns
>Maybe try and have a personal show
>Or have a little fun yourself
>But it would've been way too risky
>Not to mention
>If Twilight found out you coerced her two students into having sex with you...
>You shudder
>If an angry Sunset was scary, an angry Twilight...
>You don't even WANT to think about it
>Still, the fact that you could do that was satisfying enough for your ego
>You still needed something out of this though
>You settle on just teasing them
>If they shift any blame on you, Twilight will on your ass
>You have to make it look like her they were misbehaving
>"That doesn't answer my question!" Sunset shouts.
>You decide to humor her
"Well I DID see the fact that you Twilight was completely wrong about you two."
>You chuckle.
"Again."
>Their eyes widen as if they just had a world-shattering relevation
>They both begin blabbering nonsense
>Their magical grips shaking you like a ragdoll
>"N-no! You can't tell her!" Sunset says worriedly, her earlier anger gone.
>"She can't know! Please! Not when she thinks I'm making great progress in my friendship lessons!" Starlight also adds, looking just as worried as Sunset.
>"I'll do anything!" they say in unison.
>Geez, they care THAT much about Twilight's opinion?
>Guess being their teacher and all
>You know, you were going to tease Twilight about it, dropping a hint or two, but actually telling her directly...?
>You look at the two unicorns
>The look on their faces showed absolute desperation
>Hmm...
>You might get to have a little fun after all

>>29294282
"Okay, okay. I won't tell her."
>At least, not directly.
"But... what's in it for me?"
>The mares look at you.
>"What do you mean, 'what's in it for me'?" Sunset asks incredulously.
>"I think that show you saw was quite enough..." Starlight adds, matter-of-factly.
>You see her start to whisper something to Sunset.
>You can only make out some selected words
>"....spells... memory... won't... anything..."
>Oh hell no
>A memory spell?
>You have to take control of this before they remember their magic
>Or at least, get them to not use it
"I heard that Ms. Glimmy Glim Glim!"
>You hope that nickname distracts her
>Sure enough...
>"Hey! I've told you don't call me that!" She quips, annoyed.
>She never did like that nickname.
>Mostly since Spike found out, he would call her that to annoy her
>Needless to say, it worked a little too well
>Spike is traumatized by tickles now
>You're not sure if Sunset is buying into Starlight's idea
>From the look on her face she's tempted
>But you know she isn't like that
>Still, you have to play your cards right
>Choosing your words carefully, you say finally
"Look. I won't say anything. But if you could please let me go and forget about all this,"
>You manage to lift your hands
>Guess they weren't using force
>Your left hand in a turquoise aura
>Your right in an aqua aura
>Instantly they let go
>"Sorry." they say in unison.
>They both you hate it when they do that
>For some reason they cared
>Twilight still doesn't
>Actually
>Instead of messing with Sunset and Starlight
>Perhaps you could a little with Twilight instead
>That mystical magical mythical mare needs something...
>Oh.
>You put on your best Grinch face.
>It alarms the two mares for a moment
>But then you whisper the plan to them.
>Their expression of concern change from mild shock
>To understanding
>To smiles
>Then to giggles
>Then for the second time that conversation, still while giggling like schoolgirls, they repeat another word in unison:
>"Deal."

keep going!

>>29294367
>You don't believe it
>Actually you do, you do have a way with words
>It's your one of your few defenses against these powerful little ponies
>At least the ones with horns and wings on them
>Sorry earthpones!
>Then the two stick their right hooves out
>Presumably that's like a hoofshake agreement
>You give them both a little fistbump
>This should go very well
>You look at the mess of bodily and magical fluids that's still conveniently on the floor.
"You know," you begin, "you two can clean all that up in like one second?"
>Sunset trots up to you, no longer giggling but still looking much more confident than before
>Starlight looks the same way
>"We could..."
>Starlight also moves up to you, trotting rather casually
>She even swooshes her tail
>With half-lidded eyes, she goes, "Or... you would rather do it? For us?"
>...
>Where the hell did Starlight learn how to do that...?!
>And why are you getting a... reaction... out of that....?
>Easy boy.
>They're trying to get into your head.
>Still, you had a job to do.
"Oh alright." you reply begrudgingly.
>But then you add:
"You two better go get properly cleaned up. Twilight should be here soon, and if you want this to work out you two should regain your composure."
>They don't seem to get it.
"Meaning you can't be seen together! As far as Twilight knows, you two don't even know of each other's existence!!!"
>Their eyes widen together.
>Cute.
>"Right."
>You're not quite sure who said that, as the sound got drowned out by a hum of magic and two bright flashes
>Then they were both gone.
>You let out a sigh, which turns into a chuckle by the end.
>"...Been hanging out with Rarity?"
>"That didn't come out too weird, did it?"
>"I think you nailed it great!"
>"Ha! These friendship lessons are easier than I thought! I'm learning so much!"
>That explains a lot
>Wait
>Did they seriously just teleport to...?
>You bang on the door to the hallway
>You hear two yelps and again two bright flashes of light
>Freaking unicorns.

>>29279957
Proto-Glimmer and Glimmer?

>>29295948
Reverse Reverse!