Rainbow Dash is your housemate. Walk into her room see this what do?

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>>29261734

>>29261793

>>29261734
Hold the SHIFT key on my keyboard before clicking the left button on my mouse

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>>29261814
HAWT

>>29261821
Stop saying this.
Stop going into every FUCKING thread and saying this!

>>29261877
>>29261821
I actually like that he does this, it really gets under everyones skin.

>>29261734
>rape

>>29261734
>Walk in on dash humping a facsimile of yourself
>Try to engage in intercourse
>She refuses
>She'd never cheat on her boyfriend
>However, she notices that the dildo she's using isn't accurate to your human trouser meat
>She asks you to wait while she goes to get some alginate to make some casts

Tell her to fart on my face

>>29261734
Oh no, a pony is obsessed with me and desires my physical affections. I also happen to be obsessed with pony and desire physical affection. What shall I do?

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>>29261734

>>29261734
>rape

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>>29262055
be a faggot on the internet

>>29261734
Sleep in her room tonight.

>>29261933
>Be anon
>Waiting for rd to get back
>Should you even be waiting?
>She wants to cast your dick wtf?
>Rd comes back
"Hold your cock in this goo for a half hour. I'm going to have to keep you erect until the mold sets."

>>29261877
>>29261890
What threads is he saying this? I dont see anything

>>29261793
Got a boner from that

>>29261734
Tickle hooves.

>>29261793
edgy

>>29261734
Sauce?

https://derpibooru.org/853428

>>29261734
>rape

>>29261734
Apologize for not recognizing her infatuation sooner, and tell her that she can consider me to be at her disposal 100% of the time to make up for it.
It's important for a male to enable the female sexuality like this.

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>>29261734
>it's you who keep stealing my watermelon and shirt !

>>29261933
>Rainbow Dash will never make a cast of your dick
fuuuuck this world

>>29263822
kek

>>29261734
>Rope around where my neck would be
>What look like tears coming from the question mark
>Biting
>Realise she's into necrophilia or asphyxiation turn 360 degrees and walk away

Ask Rd why she didn't tell me sooner

>>29265725
>Implying she wouldn't just break into your room at night anyways....

You know hanged men get boners whether they want to or not...