Equestian Invasion: "Cold Start" Edition

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>>29261144

Another week, another Eq.I thread.
So how have you negroes been doing?
The thread wasn't up last week because i had some abroad business to take care off. Long story, my friends.

Other than that, we're up as normal. Though todays update will be a bit short since i've got to get up in a few hours. A longer one's due for tomorrow, unless i get too fucked up.

>???: "Kotchi ni! Kotchi ni! Hayakattadesu!"
>Ohno
>Someone who probably should be scooter bound ninja-rolls out of the bushes, and grabs you by the sleeve.
>???: "Baka! The area's on high alert! Are you trying to blow our plans?!"
>Play along
"Y-yeah- i mean no! I-i'm late to the party. What happend?"
>???: "Operation Waifu-extraction was a failure! We're regrouping at Tony-i mean Kairo Seijuro's sanctuary."
>He drags you towards the road on the other side of the bushes, where a cyan scooter with Rainbow's cutie mark on the side stands parked.
>???: "Hop in! All units are drafted back to drop point Delta-Charlie-Omega. I'll deliver us."
>He puts on a pair of Cyber gothic glasses and motions for you to sit on the luggage carrier.
>You're suposed to get your car... But you just might learn something about your nemesis.
"H-hai!"
>Curse you for watching that one animu.
>You're not like these people.
>Even though you might look the part right now.
>You get on the fatomobile, which must have been blessed by the Vatican Cardinals themselves for not breaking under the weight on the spot.
>In a steady pace of 10 mph you both descend towards this meeting.
>I better not be far, if it's on the other side of town, you could just as well watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
>Wonder how the girls are doing...

>>29261161

>RD: "I feel ridiculous..."
>R: "Y-you can't possibly expect me to wear.. those!"
>???: "You will wear them within these walls, or gods wrath be done upon you!"
>TS: "Please Rarity! We promised Anon we would behave!"
>FS: "I-i like them. They are really soft"
>With a dread, Rarity finally complies.
>AJ: "hehe, they really suit you, Rares'!"
>R: "You're pushing it Applejack..."
>???: "That wasn't so hard, was it? Now- We always inaugurate new Nuns in the main cathedral. So if you will follow me."
>Again, without saying a word, her mere gesture towards the door gives an almost overwhelming impression of authority.
>Be it her soul piercing eyes, or steadfast voice.
>The girls compliantly follow in a line behind the nun.
>RD: "Twi! It smells like old mare in here!" Rainbow tries to whisper.
>TS: "Quiet! We don't want to-"
>???: "No gossip in the house of god!"
>TS: "S-sorry!"
>The girls soon reach the cathedral
>they areall stunned by the amazing architecture.
>TS: "It's amazing-!"
>???: "Indeed it is, it's one of our most sacred sanctuaries, and you will respect it as such."
>FS: "Y-yes ma'am"
>The old nun turn as round and looks at the girls
>???: "You see, the very moment new faces show up on these grounds, i can see who's going to be a trouble maker, and who's going to behave."
>Twilight swallows.
>The old nun passes the girls, as if she was inspecting them, beofre s topping at Rainbow Dash
>???: "...And you're going to be a trouble maker"
>RD: "Pfft, whatever"
>???: "Not that tone in these halls, young lady!"
>Rainbow just rolls her eyes
>TS: "Please, behave! For Anon!"

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>>29261169

Alright, hope we're still rolling when i get back.

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Well I'm going to be trapped inside this house for the next two days because of this ice storm so I'll give my piece more time.
>>29261152
>abroad business

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>>29262129

>ice storm
How cold/how deep snow?
I've got to ask these things.

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>>29262748
nothing too special, remember this is the US of Ayy. We're expecting an inch of ice or freezing rain to fall sometime over the next 48 hours. Stores were packed today and shelves nearly emptied at the local ALDI

>>29261169
wait, you give girls to a nunnery for safe keeping because 'they have nowhere else to go' and they just turn them into nuns?

The nuns would treat then as guests, not initiates. Not unless the stated they wanted to be a nun

>>29261144
I smell spice.

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I'll start writing in a bit just need to do some stuff first

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lurking

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>>29267413
Hold on guys i'm just going to go throw up for a second

Bumping for sweguy while he gets fucked up.

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>>29268242
>mfw it rang

Ok so i took longer than expected, im doing other writing stuff for my brother

>You stare at the gun in your hand as he jumps out of the vehicle with a certain swagger
>You're taking in the sight when it suddenly hits you
"What's Brad doing with a gun?"
>Toni scooches forward and takes it from you
>"That fatass back at the park pulled it out when I showed up and knocked that retard on his ass."
>You watched Toni turned the gun over and again in his hands as he inspected it
>Both Gilda and Rainbow were staring out their respective windows arms crossed and frowning
>Toni continued as he pushed you aside to check himself out in the rearview
>"You didn't see cause Brad stowed it right before he gave him a donkey punch."
>Posing as Bond, James Bond from the spy movies Toni winked at himself and blew kisses
>Brad jumped back in the car at that point and handed you a candy bar
>"You aren't doing anything important tonight are you anon?"
"Uh-"
>"Good, we're going to need another ride."
"Uh, yeah, okay. Where to?"
>"Don't worry about it."
>"Don't worry about it."
>Toni and Brad responded simultaneously causing Brad to turn his attention to the startup
>"Why do you have that gun?"
>"Wha-He gave it to me."

>>29270051
>Toni dropped the cocked weapon on your lap, barrel to the gut, and you felt yourself die a little inside
>"Anon don't give him that are you stupid? You just saw he almost blew your balls off."
>Very slowly and deftly you pick up the POS 187 and uncock the fucker
>Letting out a deep breath of air you decide to stuff into the glove compartment and start the car
>Brad was going on another tirade against Toni
>"...just cause you think you're so pretty...you can drive us back home now...if only we didn't have to count the cash right now, oh but just wait until later tonight, when we come back you're going to get it."
>"Braaad."
>Toni whine as he leaned closer to the front
>"Not in front of the girls..."
>Brad just stared him down
>"If you weren't more careful Anon wouldn't be able to get to do 'that' with them either. Not the way I do it at least."
>In one swift motion you unwrap the snickers bar and stuff it into your mouth to keep the vomit contained
>"Well, aren't you a hungry little piggy."

>>29270054
>By the time you all got home your stomach had settled enough to make you feel just a little queezy
>The sound of three doors opening and closing resounded very clearly in your neighborhood
>As you step out you feel a cool breeze brush past you as you hear an unmistakable whirr
>You turn your head swiftly and look down both ends of the street
>"Anon, everything okay?"
>Rainbow stood next to you and embraced your arm
"Uh, yeah, sure it is. I just...thought i heard something."
>"Anon."
>Brad called from the stoop
>"You alright?"
"Yeah! Yeah sure. Just want lay down for a bit."
---
>Two blocks away a white party van is parked inconspicuously next to the local pawn shop
>Inside was one man sitting in the pasenger seat wearing a suit and tie
>Sitting straight, arms folded, and staring ahead through a pair of dark sunglasses with his slick black hair neatly combed against his head
>There was a cage set up behind his seat, the darkness beyond made the contents impossible to discern
>Whatever pedestrian happened by hardly paid attention to either him or the vehicle
>Though that was only the case with pedestrians

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>>29270148
>A homeless vagabond was never more at home than in the streets
>The dirty scraggly haired aging man figured he could at least trouble this newest guest with the time
>Earlier on he had asked a kindly looking woman for the same only to be met with fear and disgust
>She said she didn't have any change to give him but her fake Prada bag only denounced her for the cheapskate she was
>Thinking he could at least be polite enough to approach the driver's door first he rapped lightly on the glass
>"Excuse me sir, i just want to know what time it is."
>The man sat still, tightlipped, hardly acknowledging his presence
>Not giving the bum pretended he just couldn't hear him and resorted to hand gestures to ask for the time
>He pointed to his wrist and mouthed the words "Can I have the time?"
>Again he was met with stony silence
>This time he felt a twinge of anger at this snooty looking white guy in his fancy black suit
>He turned on his crazy homeless guy charm and pressed his face against the glass pretending to look around the van for something to steal
>There was nothing obvious of course, the interior was very neatly kept
>His eyes spied the cage leading to the cargo hold in the back
>He closed one eye and fogged the window with his breath
>"Excuse me, sir. May i help you?"
>He turned around slowly, still with the wild look in his eye
>There stood another man, or the same man, in front of him
>He turned again to see the man in the van now staring directly at him
>The man in front of him seemed to give him his full attention
>"Has my partner offended you in any way, sir?"
>The homeless man stood dumbfounded
>"Did he perhaps refuse to give you any change?"
>The homeless man dialed back on his crazy and now just sort of looked slightly deranged
>With the metaphorical air taken out of him he just grunted and pointed at his wrist to ask the time
>The man took it a different way and raised his left hand

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>>29270155
>He was holding a silver briefcase which was also handcuffed to himself
>"I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't say."
>The man, though curt, spoke with patience and politeness
>"Is there anything else?"
>The bum just sort of shook his head and slowly went along his business
>He didn't dare to break eye contact until he was just out of arm's reach
>The instant after he stopped paying attention to the man he spoke again
>"Excuse me, sir."
>The bum watched him reach into his inner breast pocket
>"You wouldn't happen to be in need of employment?"
>Before Agent Smith could retract his hand the bum ran away at top speed and disappeared into the nearest alleyway
>The man in the suit simply replaced the card he was holding and stepped into the van with his partner
>"Well, at least he's not as stupid as he looked."
>He spoke as the second man uncuffed him and placed the briefcase on his lap
>"Forget it, we've had enough 'recruits' this week already."
>The man started up the van and began cruising down the street
>"What about the kid?"
>"It's too hot. The same vehicles keep circling his building, we'll have to wait to smoke him out."

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alright that should be enough for now, I'll come back tomorrow and maybe round out the day if i can manage it. shit's gonna hit the fan yo

Bamp

Holy shit, blast from the past, man. how have you motherfuckers been?

>>29261144
I read the title as "Jewish Invasion"

>>29271490
Mostly sleepy, little hungry.
How are you?

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>>29270163
Eagerlyawaiting.jpg

>>29271490
Pic related

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>You will never hold her tight

>>29261144
underwear when?

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>>29273672
Hmm... which do you guys prefer, underwear or spats?

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>>29273827
Underwear

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>>29261169
Is it wrong to find nuns sexy? Because I find them sexy, not even if they're trying to be sexy just them walking around in their regular church clothes.
Also I think initiate nuns wear a powder blue dress before fully joining the order. Which only makes them sexier.

>>29273846
Why Myth Busters?

>>29273827
The one where I jerk off the most.

>>29273931
It was part of the reason i put them there

I'll just do some chores, then get back to writing.

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Alright, you ask RD for a date tomorrow afternoon, and she says yes.
Where do you realistically take her?
(I.e somewhere close to where you live as of today, and you can afford)

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>>29274362
Hurry up Bro, if this is going to lead to hot nun sex with RD in a monastery we need to know

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>>29274960
I've only been on one date before in my life, in Mexico, at a carnival, during a religious holiday.
I honestly have no idea where I could realistically take her in my crappy run down neighbourhood.
I mean there's a rec center nearby, but it's full of urban youth.

>>29275034
zero out of ten would not touch.

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>>29275034
Describe that date yo.

>>29274960
Honestly, i have little to no idea. There isn't much to do around here, even though i live in a decently sized city.
But there's some pretty nice woods around here, so i guess we could rent 2 bikes. And she's got a sweet tooth for Ice Cream, right? so maybe we could end the day with that.

Hey, where's canada by the way?

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>>29275129
What are you gay or something?

>>29275129
>Not wanting to put you hands on those thighs while she grinds against your crotch
I don't know what to say Anon

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>>29275198
>>29275619

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>>29275190
It was a little awkward, I was like 15and I didn't know the art of conversation yet and kept steering it back to my brother who was trying to start his own non profit. When she talked about her brother I found out he was working with a member of a mexican mafia. Scared me shitless. He was at the carnival too when a fight broke out in front of us, we were walking around looking at the booths and shit, and she said her brother was involved. Didn't want to get shot so I got her out of there, nothing happened.
When I got back to my cousins house he told me I was stupid for not mentioning I was an American citizen and lying to her that I was going back home the next day in the hopes for some strange and papers. Most action I got was a peck on the cheek, she was cute at least.

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Working as fastas i can. But i've got some shit i've got to take care of soon.

>>29261144
>Where am i?

>>29261144
>"I recognize that bulge!"
"Stop"

>>29278347
>>29279063
Where this from?

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>>29279557
Don't you recognise it? It's that one thing from uranus.
Nah but seriously I got work to do, if I can post tonight I will.

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Alright , the million dollar question:
Human or Pony RD?

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>>29280822
Human for the lewd handholding
Pony for the awesome flying and satyr children