Pick one

>>29257093
black.

>>29257093
White, conditional immortality is the best.

White. Immortal, and with the ability to justify any bad deed I do, ergo not evil from my perspective.

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White. It's essentially unconditional if I don't use my power and live normally. Even if I become a terrible person and do stuff that reduces my power, I'd still live life like a normal mortal. Also, if my waifu dies for whatever reason I could bring her back.

>>29257093
What's exactly wrong with white?

>>29257093
White. Were there supposed to be any downsides?

>>29257093
White
>falling for temptations and doing bad deeds (from your perspective)
>doing bad deeds (from your perspective)
>(from your perspective)
Ok

white
eventually black. i wouldn't care about nightmares or hallucinations even a bit

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>>29257093
White is basically Jesus Christ so I pick that one.

>>29257093
I have already amassed fearsome wizard powers, so White comes naturally.

>>29257214
Perhaps this is more of a horrible thing for people who are afraid of microagression, and consider not knowing someones prefered pronouns to be a horrible insult.

>>29257093
White. You're not only in Equestria but also immortal. Any sins are from your own perspective so if you live your life like what you feel is a good person, you'll be able to not only enjoy life but also have it forever.

>>29257093
I pretty much live the Pink button everyday. My Ex was pretty much just a genderswap of me.
So pink.

>>29257319
But is that from a conscious or sub-conscious idea? Can you say you're doing good and be capable of convincing yourself fully that you're in the right?

>>29257330
I wasn't planning on convincing myself. I was planning on genuinely trying to do good.

>>29257330
Studies say 'yes'

http://www.nytimes.com/1992/04/12/books/the-men-who-pulled-the-triggers.html?pagewanted=all

>>29257093
>dark purple
>essentially have another horsefucker in your head
if I was guaranteed to go to Equestria like that then I could live with it
but I'll choose black since that does guarantee me going to Equestria

>>29257093
Green sounds interesting, for however long it lasts.

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>>29257093
White. Though what is meant by "creature"? Would suck to be a couatl or something like that.

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>>29257093
Black button, no contest, because my life is already a nightmare!

>>29257093
If I pick white and I don't consider myself to be bad does that mean I have SHEER HEART ATTACK NO WEAKNESS?

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>>29257601
Plus all the adventure waifus.

>>29257093
Gray Button dude.

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>Blue
>Cryofreeze myself

Check and mate.

>>29257093
Green

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>>29257093
Black or Green .

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>>29257093
>pick yellow
>threaten Discord to give you super powers (advantages from other buttons)
>threaten Discord to warp personality of all ponies to make them more courageous towards you
I won.

>>29257093
White or purple sound good. Red would be alright if you didn't have to kill ponies.

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>>29257119
>>29257130
>>29257136
>>29257214
>>29257218
>>29257286
>>29257295
>>29257305
>>29257313
>>29257319
>>29257610
>>29257785
>all this white-knighting

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>>29257093
>tfw white has no drawbacks for you at all

>>29257536
>You go to equestria, but

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>>29257093
>pick green

>get god powers

>literally greatest button

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Red.

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>>29257093
>pick white
>die within a week because of the countless orgies i'm gonna start

Thanks for the feedback everybody, i will keep that in mind for the next time

>>29257093
Green. No doubt. So long as I can love, and be loved, that's all that I care about

>pick blue
>kill myself
>go to equestria anyway
i win

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>>29257093
Green is pretty tempting, but yellow is ultimately the best one.

If I'm going to Equestria, I might as well become the local balrog.

>>29258076
>Not being able to have a stable relationship with your waifu.
It's clearly the wrong choice buddy.

>>29258109
>implying I don't have nightmares and flashbacks about the horrible things I've done and had done to me
Black. Can I press it twice and guarantee my waifu loves me?

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>>29258109
Our love will be a tragic one.

>>29257093
Black. Literally no downsides.

Everyone who picks white loses all his powers in a week because of fapping.

>>29258169
Only if they're jew or Muslim

>>29258172
It's a temptation regardless of your worldview.

If I was more of an asshole, I would choose black.
But Im not, so
>green

>>29258178
So is eating when you're hungry, what's your point?

>>29258190
>So is eating when you're hungry
False. Nobody died from lack of fapping.

>>29258203
Ever heard of a such a thing like "sexual emergency"?

Its confirmed by courts now to be a legitimate reason to fap.

>>29258209
This doesn't contradict my post.

>>29258223
Internet has now been considered as a human right by the UN.

Somethings lack does not have to kill you to be considered a human need, when you are seeking for extra reasons to increase the nanny state.

>>29257093
My top three choices:

>White
>Green
>Yellow

Rather live a full life of crazy adventure than pay out in any other way. Also, fear and I have a special affinity, and I would be abusing it HARD if I were to press yellow; it just wouldn't be as satisfying since you can't make friends.

>>29258169
>fapping
>bad

>>29258244
>can't read

>>29258248
>cant imagine any other scenario for morality other than the most absurd super-fundy set of principles.

>>29258248
fapping is not a temptation

>>29258256
>still can't read
>>29258259
It is. Try withholding and see how "not tempting" it gets.

>>29258263
no it isn't. it's a primal urge
tho it's more "proper" to just have sex

>>29258271
Resisting primal urges is what makes us human. You don't just shit on the floor when you want to take a shit, do you?

>>29258275
>Resisting primal urges is what makes us cancer of this world
FTFY

>>29258275
and btw: i couldn't care less where i shit. but i have this thing called "cause and effect thinking" that tells me to not do that for obvious reasons

>>29258280
>>29258291
So. What's your argument?

>>29258298
that fapping is not a temptation

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Changed white and made a few adjustments here and there to balance things

thoughts

>>29258303
black it is then
meditation does miracles

>>29258302
Then back that claim up. This >>29258280 is not saying anything at all and this >>29258291 doesn't explain why fapping isn't a temptation.

>>29258318
>can't read tells others that they can't read

>>29258303
Now white is getting interesting. But what are the "nightmares" of the black even? Getting rid of all my past problems certainly isn't going to traumatize me.

Blue, easy. No strings attached just a when instead of if. If I don't go, oh well, if I go in 2 months cool. No losses really unless you get teleported right before your death so you can't say goodbye, but other than that its just like waiting for a Christmas present.

>>29258303
Dude, the white option is what every loser or asian ever wants - another chance at life, while retaining their past memories so they can know how good they have it as a new person.

I'll pick the option which nobody in this god forsaken board ever goes with. Blue.

>>29258334
>But what are the "nightmares" of the black even?
Cthulhu. He's the one who will destroy Equestria and, just for fun, he decided to start with destroying your mind.

>>29258372
100 years, that's 50 years on average, that means add 50 to your twenties and most likely you'll enjoy Equestria in a wheelchair, if at all.

>>29258377
>The stay on Earth forever because none of it is real option.
good choice

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>>29257093
Purple.

>>29258405
It said a random day in the next 100 years, how do we know its using averages?
Also I will be transported to a fictional world, I don't care if i'm wheel chaired, i'd enjoy it no less.

>>29258303
Probably Green, given that is Equestria, it'll be something like having the life of Daring do i guess.

>>29258372
>>29258377
See, in my eyes blue one would only be worth it if the trip would make me young again.
I dont want to be an old man in horseland.

>>29258405
>>29258424
I just changed that after thinking a little bit, its actually 50 years from the moment you "press the button", assuming you're old enough to post here reaching your 60s seems pretty possible so its not so bad, it just may take a long time

>>29258434
Now i am wondering if cartoon rules would be applied or not, like deus ex machina saving you from death all the time because kids show

>>29258334
I was thinking something like being haunted by the ghosts of the people you indirectly killed, like having a bad tulpa you can't get rid of that only shows up while you are sleeping and occasionally IRL

>>29258442
The thing about blue is that its just a chance, it can either take your whole life or literal hours depending of how lucky you are, worse case scenario you die in an accident before that

>>29257093
White fo sho

>>29258303
Why the fuck is nobody choosing black? Does anyone fucking remember that Luna exists? Just befriend her and bam, no more nightmares.
You'd probably have to tell her that you pressed a button to destroy your universe to get here, but that's a better drawback than nightmares 24/7.

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>>29258303
>choose pink
>seduce Discord into giving me superpowers (advantages from other buttons)
>seduce Discord / Cadence into making me able to fall in love (by using their mind magic)

>>29258442
>arrive in Equestria as an old, wise man
>get to engage in philosophical and scientifical discussions with the likes of Twilight and even Celestia, bringing your and their culture together
>impress everyone with stories from your past life in another world
>get to become every foal's favorite "grandpa" as they constantly come asking you for another of your fairytales from Earth
I think it wouldn't be so bad, after all.

>>29258474
Luna isn't the princess of hallucinations and flashbacks so enjoy still having those.

>>29258303
Green, there's always adventure in Ponyville anyways, so I essentially just get to live in the show for free.

>>29258553
I'm already schizophrenic.

>>29258556
And I've already got PTSD so seems like a no-brainer for both of us

>>29257795
>being an edgy memer who has to murder people to get his rocks off

Shoo shoo, Ted Bundy.

>>29257093
White or green. I don't wanna kill anyone but monsters and skeletons.

>>29258594
What do you have against skeletons anon?

>>29258609
I meant horrible skeletons who hate metal and are just zombies, not good skeletons who play metal and shit like Skeletor.

Huh. I'm the first one to choose orange.

>bribe nobles to gain political power
>use my luck and funds and power to get ownership of every industry that's essential for survival of Equestria (hospitals, trains, electricity etc) so I can destroy it on a whim (for example make medical bills ridiculously big)
>tell Cellestia to do me a favor or else
>her favor is to convince Fluttershy to convince Discord to remove my curse that makes everyone untrustworthy without removing my luck with money


OR I could just buy an artifact that negates all magic (like that throne changelings had). It would probably negate mind magic that makes everyone untrustworthy.

>>29257093
>Choose white
>anon becomes pony jesus
>????
Profit

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>>29258609
>he doesn't know

>>29258519
>arrive in Equestria as an old, bitter man
>too old to experience what horseland has to offer
>those who dont mind you being a hairless ape from another dimension, are repulsed by you being old, or your bitter mannerism
>no chance for horsepussy, no waifu, noone who would even talk to you
>you die alone in your bed with shit in your pants

Face it, nobody like old people, unless they are your close relatives, and even then not always.

>>29258303
>gray
Wait, does it mean that I'll have red once every week? If so, would I have to kill 4 ponies / month?

>>29257093
White
>I become pony jesus

>>29258651
its a random 1/7 chance in no particular order, otherwise you could just exploit the buttons by knowing which ones would come next (though you can still exploit anyways)

Pick white commit shitton of crimes so I finally fucking die fast.

Everyone who choose red, yellow, green or pink is retarded.

>Yellow:
Celestia will be terrified of you. And she'll do everything she can to save her little ponies, for example by banishing you or turning you into a stone or sending you to a different dimension. In previous version (OP) that wasn't completely stupid choice, but now (>>29258303), when ponies can fight back, you should be the scared one.

>Green:
From definition "struggle" is something that's difficult to do or achieve.
And if you can do something everyday, whole year, without any vacations, holidays or rest, then that thing isn't difficult.

Even if everyday you had 99% chance [very easy by RPG standards] that you'll survive, you wouldn't last even a year. Do your math.

>Pink:
You are irresistible enough to make ponies violent ("fight over you"). They won't be able to resist temptation to rape you.

>Red:
They have magic. They will figure out who is a murderer sooner or later. And since browsing 4chan is the best you can do with your free time, you're probably not smart enough to become a serial murderer.

>>29258769
Then on an average month gray is a much worse choice than red.

>>29257093
White is far and above the best deal there.
Don't drink, don't do drugs, don't do stupid shit, don't be a dick.
Simple.

>>29258811
>implying getting raped isn't apart of my plan

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>>29258857

>>29258811
you made good points, i will keep that in mind

>>29258844
if you are smart you can exploit orange and yellow to get away with the murders

>>29258980
That's... a good idea actually.

>>29257093
I go Green, give me a life of glory and courage. I'll live with valor, and honor, when I die send my ass to Yakhalla.

>>29257093
Black or yellow desu senpai.

>>29258857
well no because you will be a narcissist
no fun for you

>>29259163
More sociopathic, since I would try to take advantage of the fact that everyone wants in my pants. getting off is still a benefit to me, so the drawback doesn't prevent me from enjoying sex, Just giving a fuck about anyone else.

>>29258303
Under this I'd go with White.

>>29259188
rape isn't anything fun if you don't want it
and you wouldn't want it

>>29259163
>make yourself a clone in mirror pool
>go rape yourself

>>29257093
I'd say the blue one since currently my life is OK, being sent to Equestria would be a nice change but I can live happy whether it happens or not

>>29259229
>spend the rest of your life having a happy life with yourself while having constant orgies with ponies, dragons, griffons etc
wew lad

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>>29258811
Looks like the only retard here is (you)

>>29258811
>Even if everyday you had 99% chance [very easy by RPG standards] that you'll survive, you wouldn't last even a year. Do your math.

You do realize that irl you also dont have 100% of survival every day, right?
Tomorrow you can slip under the shower(implying any of us use it), or fall down the stairs then you go out(implying any of us leave our basements).
Unfortunate accidents happen to everyone.

Do you know why I choose green?
That struggle? I want it.
For over 20 years I didnt find myself in want of anything. Everything I needed was provided to me, and still is.
To have my weak body and mind tested, for something to necessitate me to better myself, to experience a situation I have to overcome in order to persevere, I like this idea.

Obviously I would have to be a madman to willingly throw away all those safety nets Im tangled in.
No, I would need for a situation like this to arise outside my influence.
Something like this would be a perfect occasion.
>green me up.

>>29257093
White basically had no downsides.

>>29258849
Drinking and doing drugs (in moderation) isn't bad, though. I could still drink, fuck, and do drugs, I'd just know if it started negatively impacting my life, or hurting my friends, I'd also start losing life force.

>>29260398
Last part of your pic defines struggle as "a very difficult task".

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>>29257093
>Choose red
>become Kira
>tfw just want quiet life but have to kill ponies

>>29257999
You'll only die if you feel guilty about the orgies, Anon!

>>29258303
Still white. I don't want to be a human in Equestria.

>>29258303
If I pick white, am I basically erasing the mind of some Equestrian newborn, or do I have to sit through the whole gestation period?

>>29258570
Was it from Twitter?

>>29258622
Surprise, Equestria has single-payer health care!

>>29258622
Weird. I chose orange in real life and never even got to Equestria. Orange was a no-brainer for me.

>>29257093
so either pink or white.
The white one says 'from my perspective' and i'm not a shitty person, so I live forever, and my herd and their family will live forever so long as i'm not a monster...

Or The pink one that is literally my life right now minus the whole everyone wants me bit.

tough choices, pink means I guaranteed to fuck the ponies I want, white means I will get ponies eventually.

choice, choices, choices

>>29257093
Pink. No question. It is sort of my life anyway, without the irresistible part or universally attractive part, so having that added as a perk can only be a good thing. I can start a cult and have my own little circle of dictatorial power, which sounds awesome.

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>>29257093
Okay, rolling for best pone.

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>>29261325
>rolling
>best pone
>is a griffin
>technically a human
>that filename

Wow. I think I just got an aneurysm. It's just as if for a breid moment, the world froze to me and was overcome with a deep, dark, coldness that my me feel disgusted from the very pit of my stomach.

Wow.

Good job.

Congratulations.

You broke me. Nothing about your post makes sense. At all. I know you're baiting, but...God. I just can't deal with this right now. I'm going to look at the mirror, question myself for 13 and a half minutes, then proceed to lie down in bed, staring blankly at the ceiling as I toil over what went wrong with the world.

>>29261038
Yes. People need to learn to use my fucking pronouns.

If I choose black. Will there be an alternate pony version of people I know?
Will this be a [MADE IN HEAVEN] kind of deal?

>>29257795
>being literally edgy

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>>29257093
>not clicking the white button
>not learning to control your temptations
>not using your powers to raise the dead for peaceful purposes
>not having chats with old saints
>not allowing families to have some final words with their loved ones after the end
>not finding unwarranted raising of the dead to be a horrific crime
>not being the avatar of death, which can mean you represent new beginnings or some shit I dunno I just think peaceful necromancers are the best
>not meeting a soul with a Finnish accent who looks up to you with respect
>not binding him to a skeleton upon his request, and teaching him how to skateboard and play video games
shaking my fucking head senpai that wasn't a filter

>>29257093
Red.

I'm a Nazi, so killing people who I deem inferior seems good.

>>29258303
>Choose yellow
>Specifically go find a blind pone to make friends with
>Congrats you are now capable of fucking people up and intimidate even the most powerful of creatures and you have a friend literally blind to the fact you are a terrifying creature.

>>29258303
Previously white was literally god tier. After this change, black is the way to go. Like this anon said:
>>29258316

>>29258303
>tfw no white
Fuck. Bluish purple it is. Is there any rhyme or reason to when my mind switches? What will their personality be like? It sounds fun, plus it'd be nice to have human companionship in an otherwise alien land, even if the most we friendly thing we can do is write notes to each other about whatever we did.

>>29260487
I really hope you're not full of shit because you sound like you'd be a badass nomad who lives for the feeling of triumph after another struggle to survive. I know.
>having faith in anons to be anything besides fat fucks
This sounds like a rad comic idea at the very least. Not just an MLP fancomic, I mean.

>>29257093
Pink.
>go to Equestria
>put a chastity belt on
>demand meeting with the princess
>tell her the only way I'm taking it off is if Discord undoes the curse
>get infinite horsepussy and my waifu
>profit
Really white would be better aside from immortality. Fuck immortality, it'd just be a curse.

>>29263628
I think a lot of people who consider themselves depressed/have "anxiety"/are in general self-diagnosed with minor mental disorders could do with a bit of challenge in life. Hell, when I start to get complacent I start to get major depression, suicidal thoughts, etc because life just gets boring.

>>29263668
It's controlled immortality though. Live a good life until you decide you've had enough, start slamming horse pussy and blow until you die

>>29257093
Yellow motherfuckers

>>29257093
Pink is me already anyway.
Nice.

>>29257093
Blue or White.

>>29257093
It was hard as hell, but I choose blue

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>>29257093
>not picking violet
Hopes and dreams anons.
Hopes
And
Dreams

>>29257093
Blue button.

The green button doesn't even make sense. This is Equestria, somepony will want to be your friend.

>>29257093
They're all kinda shit.

>>29257687
But will the ponies in Equestria be able to unfreeze you alive? The thing about cryogenic storage of living things is that we haven't figured out how to restore people from it while still alive.

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>>29257093

So you guys modified red
Well, Black then

>>29257093
>>29258303

>>29258303
Blue.

>>29263328
>being this edgy

>>29266334
Not him but if I didn't have to kill a pony every month, red wouldn't have any downsides.

>>29263328
I like you.

>>29257093
Green hell yeah.

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>>29266647
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY P.T.S. HOMER?

Yellow.

And they shall know me as DARTH VADER

>>29263390
>One day, a giant walking down a dirt road came across a blind man
>Having scared many passerby, he was confused as to why the man did not fear him and would not move out of his way
>"Why aren't you afraid of me?" asked the giant
>"Should I be afraid?" asked the blind man
>"Do you not see my terrifying height?"
>"I see." said the blind man
>"Do you not see my bulging muscles?"
>"I see." said the blind man
>"Do you not see my fearsome teeth?"
>"I see." said the blind man
>"Do you not fear me now?"
>"You haven't told me why I should yet."

I don't remember if I got that quite right. The story is so old I can't even find mention of it on Google.