Find a flaw.

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>>29243976
I'm not holding her..

>>29243976
Her personality is too caustic, but I'm sure that if you managed to slake her, she'd become putty in your hands and you could build a home together.

>>29243976
She's not her sister

>>29243976
She's a dom

She's rude and impolite

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>>29243976
>Find a flaw.
She's angry and resentful for feeling forced to take on the responsibility of managing the family farm because she's the eldest, and her parents are getting too old to manage on their own. In truth she wishes she had the courage to leave home like Pinkie did, or pursue a career like Maud, but deep down she feels like she wouldn't be able to make it on her own, trapping her in a vicious cycle of staying on year after year in a job she hates, and knowing that the longer she waits the more impossible it becomes for her to ever leave.

>>29244403
>tfw you'll never rescue her

>>29244403
How do you even farm rocks anyway?

>>29244419
With a pick-axe, duh.

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>>29244403
and to believe, people wonder why she's best Pie

Ponk is better

>>29243976
Amish.

>>29243976
Marble makes cuter noises when you fuck her

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>>29243976

Easy name to bully.

>Limestone

More like

>Lamestone

>>29244419
Pie family can break rocks with their bare hooves.

>>29244362
which one?

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>>29243976
I want to go to a concert with her

>>29243976
she poops

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>>29244519
I remember

>>29244419
Probably like Tiberium.

>>29245388
Any of them.

>>29246485
I think the tumble weed poster is more funny.

>>29243976
She's not currently facesitting me while making berating commentary.

best rockhorse bump

>>29244419
you put the rock seeds in the ground and then you wait for harvest time

>>29243976
>Not enough fics of her

>>29243976
Mmm, I want Limestone to slap my testicles.

>>29243976
all her sisters are hotter than her

>>29250038
>all her sisters are hotter than her
Let me rearange those words in a way that makes more sense
>her are hotter than all her sisters

>>29244419
The real question is WHY would you even farm rocks anyway?

>>29243976
Pinkie keeps confusing him for a mare.

>>29243976
Now see she's got the same problem as Rainbow Dash, she's a cunt.

>>29243976
I like her because I know there's something soft deep down

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>>29243976

bump, I'm surprised this many people also like her

>>29243976
I hated that episode and I like her.

That's a good sign.

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>>29252456
she a cute!

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>Be Anon
>Friend of Ponk
>Alone for the holidays
>Obviously Pinkie wouldn't let that happen
>Christmas with the Pie family!
>"Anon! You have to come celebrate Hearth's Warming with my family!" she squeals as she pulls you onto the train

>>29253375
oh boy a story
here we go

>>29252456

Basically a tsundere.

>>29253804
Give me like 30 minutes and I'll start writing again

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>>29243976
>Find a flaw

She's not Maud.

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>>29253876
this

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>>29254091

>>29243976
my dick is not in her.

>>29253850
...

>>29255087
Obviously Anon didn't intend on writing more and only dropped that post there
Ya been tricked

>>29245388
Literally any of them.

>You're Anonymous, big shock
>When you fell out of the sky over the Pie Family rock farm, Queen Cunt Limestone patched you up, picking fights and insulting you the whole time
>You hated her so much you made her your girlfriend
>Now you get to punish her with your company
>You were constantly at each other's throats, but today's fight was different
>Today you really had a bone to pick with her
"Why the fuck can't I stick it your pussy? We've been together for months!"
>Limestone rolls her eyes
>"This again? I told you, I just prefer anal."
"I don't get it, it makesense no sense! Are you holding it hostage so that I'll have to marry you or something?"
>"You don't have to 'get it', it's my vagina, and I say you can't fuck it!"
>You groan in frustration.
"Come on, you've gotta be getting tired of the monotony by now, Limes. Every day it's the same thing, I park it in your back alley, pound you a few times and whitewash your back porch."
>She sighs and pinches the bridge of her muzzle with her hoof
>Somehow
>"Alright, let me level with you. How do I put this delicately? ...You have a tiny dick."
"W-what?"
>"Maybe tiny isn't the best word to use. I don't fuckin' know how big human dicks are supposed to be, okay? Let's just say you compare unfavorably to the locals."
"What the fuck Limestone!? I'll have you know I scored in the top of my class on penis inspect-"
>She suddenly leans across the table and presses the tip of her hoof to your lips
>"I have a very tight ass, Anon."
"... I'm well aware, what are you-"
>"No stallion could ever hope to get it in there. No one except you."
>The corners of her mouth turn up in a small smile.
>"You're the key to my lock, Anonymous. That's part of why I love you so much~"
"...Yeah, whatever."
>She gleams triumphantly as she wins yet another argument
>"Now that's settled, Mom could you please pass the salt?"
>Her weary eyed mother wordlessly complies as her father stares into his soup and sighs
>Where did he go wrong with this girl?

>>29243976
Sexually-repressed, anti-social, closet-lesbian horse

Why?

1. Takes her duties on the farm way too seriously
2. Has no interests in meeting new people (being aggressive towards the Apple family)
3. Big Mac is probably the only male other than her father that she has met, and she has no intimate interests, not even slightly curious?

She probably rides on Holder's Boulder, thinking it was her mother with a huge strap-on or something

>>29255948
I'm saddened by how little material Derpibooru has for Limestone and anal.

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>>29246519
I understood that reference

>>29243976
How many limefags are around this board? On a favorite waifu strawpoll a few weeks ago only two or three anons voted lime but by the looks of this thread there's more
Including me

>>29256055
She isn't my waifu, but I developed a real soft spot for her after reading First It's Sour...

>>29256239
link to that fic?

>>29256373
http://pastebin.com/tmCj4Grc

>>29243976
How old is she?
She's older than Maud and I'm guessing Maud's age is around university student or older, so she could be about the same age of Cadence or Mr and Mrs Cake?