Shimmy Rimmy just gave you a Shimjob and wants her money. You

>>29239265
Offer to give her a Shimjob myself to even up.

>>29239265
By hiding your thread and filtering 'image'.

Good bye, daily eqg spam courtesty of reddit.

>>29239265
sunset was very cross when you checked your wallet to find that you had not enough to pay
but she calmed down when you told her that you just need to go to the ATM and get the money out of your account.
she rides with you as you ride down to the ATM, then you get the money and pay her
shes a little mad but since you payed her she said she will still service you as long as next time you remember to have payment ready.


any anon with a better ability/idea wanna continue this?

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>Take out Sonata "That's not my wallet" Dusk's wallet and pay her with the money in it
>"5 dollars, a used condom and a 'Taco World' discount card?"
"That's what I got"

>>29239265
Punch the yellow abomination on the face

>>29239439
>Yellow

>>29239265
I'm probably not conscious after receiving a Shimjob. Those things are pretty brutal, outlawed in 48 states.

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>>29239465
It's baffling they let her keep the crime tool after what happened the first 2 times.

>>29239265
>not getting paid up-front
Her own damn fault. Far as I'm concerned, it was consensual sex. Best of luck in court, hot dog.

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>>29239265
>stab

>>29239272
How does it feel to have a obliterated, blownout asshole?