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Pinkie wins the Lotto. 2017-01-10 08:52:27 Post No. 29237260
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>"Hey Anon."
"Oh good, what is it now? More goofy shenanigans? Are you going to ask me to lend you more money?"
>Pinkie Pie is smiling with her arms behind her back.
>"Well, actually."
"Eh?"
>"I was wondering, if you were still single?"
>You laugh.
"I haven't even seen a real vagina in 3 years and you're asking me that? Don't forget how many times you tried to set me up with your friends, I'm sure you remember how that turned out. No.. I realize I'll always be a broke, pathetic loser."
>She reveals a briefcase from behind her.
>She puts it down in front of you and opens it up.
>Inside are stacks of cash.
>You're stunned.
"W-what.. How did you?"
>She giggles.
>"I won the lotto."
"Get out. Are you serious, you won the 40 million dollar lotto?"
>"Yep, and this isn't even all of it!"
"W-well.. I assume you didn't come here just to brag."
>"Actually, I'm here to give it all to you."
>You're stunned into silence.
>"After all the times you've been there for me and my friends.. All those times you gave us your very last dime just to help me and my friends pay for college textbooks."
"B-but this is, so much.."
>She puts her hand on your shoulder.
>"If you're still single, will you at least consider being my boyfriend? I mean, I know I'm not the greatest.. I'm loud, annoying, in your face.. I really don't have anything to offer a great guy like you."
"Yeah, except a fuckton of cash apparently."
>"I'll give you the cash, all of it, even if you choose not to be my boyfriend."
"But.. But why?"
>"Because I don't care about money. I know you're a bright guy who will be responsible with it, and do great things. Plus.. I.. I really like you Anon and I want to make you happy."
>Her eyes staring deeply into yours.
What will you do?
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>>29237260
>terrible dialog
>shitty plot
>ooc pinky bs
>thinking that a woman would talk to me
>thinking that a woman would date me
>no hooves
one of the worst prompts I have ever seen
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say yes and live happily ever after?
The End
Seriously there isn't anything else to this thread
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>>29237337
>>29237341
So if Pinkie gave you a million dollars you wouldn't be happy?
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>>29237341
I agree with this guy
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>"Hey Anon, I was given this button that instantaneously brings the user to heaven where they will live eternally in peace."
"H-how..."
>"It can only be used once, but I wanted you to have it."
"W-what?"
>"Cause you're always there for us. I'm not good enough for heaven, while you, the guy who masturbates to women on the internet, talks about eradicating Jews, Muslims, Mexicans, Canadians, Swedish and black people on anime forums; and generally acts antisocially to people with differing opinions, deserves to be there in a heartbeat."
"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but... Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you too."
>"Also we'll fuck right now with my friends waiting in the other room to join us."
wat dü?
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>>29237260
Wouldn't there be a shit-ton of government tax if you tried to give away 40 million as a gift?
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>>29237337
This.
Plus she's filthy frank incarnate, couldn't PAY me to hang around her.
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>>29237337
>terrible dialog
>shitty plot
>ooc pinky bs
That just means it's show-accurate, anon.
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>>29237624
Proclaim myself the master race, bend her over the lunch table and get to funding that wall.
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>>29238821
This desu
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>>29237260
underwear when?
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>>29237260
well i guess we can give dating a try
but first to the bank
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>>29237260
>accept both offers
>put $40 million to use to build a textile factory
>employ local mares in textile factory
>use wealth from textile factory to improve schools and infrastructure in an endless
>get more business and better workers
>reinvest in infrastructure, etc
>eventually elected mayor
>have a happy life for a few years
>suddenly a guard that caught me stealing bread 20 years ago shows up at my textile factory
>recognizes me
>fuckfuckfuck.jpg
>pack up family and book it
>find Derpy about to die in the street
>says she worked for me
>also says Dinkie Doo is in Canterlot somewhere
>go to Canterlot, find Dinkie
>settle in an apartment, get job as a clerk or some shit to pay the rent
>???
>Dinkie, now a mare falls in love with some random stallion
>random mc'randomface is involved in some subversive group or some shit against the princess
>Pinkie says yes, I say no
>Overhear random songs n' shit in the garden one night
>realize that randomface might die in some coming revolution
>need to save this asshole
>doitforher.jpg
>run into guard again
>I have a gun
>let him go
>risk life in revolution
>see randomface get his shit kicked in
>wade through the sewers with randomface to my house
>the fucking guard shows up again
>tell him to give me one day more
>he fucking kills himself
>Few months pass
>Randomface turns out to be Fancy Pants' grandson
>Dinkie and randomface happily married
>Pinkie living comfortably
>Die in peace.
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>>29237624
request to meet their fathers first.
this may or may not mean meeting them sexually.
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>>29240294
what
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>>29241619
Exactly! I'm trying to wrap my head around it too and I got nothing.
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>>29237260
Wow, this prompt already ended it's own story. But I will admit, the prompts that can be made from this are high up.
>A homeless Anon gets help/taken in from one of his old friends from Canterlot High or Crystal Prep. Would he end up stealing money from them to feed an addiction? Would he end up being a bad roommate, making messes and/or cause their bills to rise, or be a bad influence on the friend that helps Anon causing them depression or have them be more hateful/emotional?
There, this is better now. Oh right, they could be rich I guess.
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>>29240294
Don't you dare think that I wouldn't recognize Les Misérables you shit.
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>>29241619
>>29241673
You two are uncultured swine.
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>>29243402
Oh, yeah. I think I saw that summarized in this macro once.
The previews looked a bit boring, honestly
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shit thread op 5/10 for effort.
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