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Denny's Edition

All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!

Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv

Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0

For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3

Steam group:
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens
Discord:
https://discord.gg/PeBCg

Old Thread:
>>29184924
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>>29234685
Wasn't that pic already an OP?
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Oceanic adventures of the fishhorse succubuses
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>>29234703
It wouldn't be the first time, it won't be the last.
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Friendly reminder that Dazzlequest will never finish
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Engage in the sexual
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[Animatic] Something
https://youtu.be/dRuTbsE1QIM
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If I could draw, I'd draw Adagio wearing a corset, panties, thigh-high boots, high gloves, a spiky tiara, and a royal mantle. All of it would be white or light blue. Everything would be fur-rimmed and Adagio would be holding a coiled whip, reins or both. She'd be an ice queen, smiling wickedly and saying "prepare to be disciplined" or "your training starts now".

Goodnight, mates. Wet dreams.
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>>29234961
>2017
>i'm still not adagio
FUCK EVERYTHING
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>>29234685
I wanna make a secret base in adagio's hair.
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>>29234968
she so xd random
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I think Wubcake is a rather nice lady, a talented voice actor and a gifted artist.
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Enjoy
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>>29234708
There needs to be a lot more porn of the Dazzlings in their fish-horse-monster form.
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Adagio Dazzle - Madness-With-Reason
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>>29236140
Aria Blaze - Madness-With-Reason
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>>29236149
Sonata Dusk - Madness-With-Reason
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Hmmm hello Dazzling thread it's been around a year and half or so since I've been to this thread, so please do give me the best Dagi pictures you have
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>>29236184
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I want the fish pussy.
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Requesting this with Anon and Adagio
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>>29236184
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>>29236127
Agreed. We need much, much more fish-horse porn.
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>>29236772

>Never.

I'm dying inside.
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Look at those boots, long legs and body. I think an Adagio edit of this would look great.
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>>29236184
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Or hnng maybe an Aria or Sonata edit of this.
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I believe DZQ will be updated one day.
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>>29236184

Welcome back mate. Which one are you? inb4 MTG or CK

>>29238709

If you want it to continue the buy Fig's crap. I'd commission him if I could into e-money.
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>>29238709
Update? Perhaps.
Finish?
N E V E R
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Damn. It's so cold in the house that I need to wear gloves, and the touch screen can't register my fingers. I wonder if Dagi chose fingerless gloves so that she could use her phone and post on twatter without having to struggle with a shitty stylus.
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>>29239525

"Twatter, the social media for real Cunts."
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>>29239525
They make gloves that you can use your phone with mate
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>>29239525
>It's so cold in the house that I need to wear gloves
Turn on the radiator, or any heating thingy?
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>>29239525

"Why the long face, Anon? You have been begging for anal sex the last two months. Now bend over and let the Analhilator 3000 do its work."

"Thats not what...Analhilator 3000?.."

"Yep, just look at it, eight pounds of sphincter stuffing latex... I guess the people on the Mad Dragon site..."

"Mad Dragon? You mean Bad Dragon."

"No, no. Just look at their homepage here. "Bad Dragon is for wusses and underachievers.", And i have never been one to settle for second best."
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>>29239533
>userbase is almost entirely Australian
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>>29239585
>using a heating device
>giving away sheckles for no reason
>not revealing in the glory that is the absence of heat
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>>29240230
>>giving away sheckles for no reason
>>not revealing in the glory that is the absence of heat
he gave away shekels for gloves and complained about the coldness tho
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>>29240325
he needs to suck it up as only women do not enjoy the graciousness and benevolence of cold weather
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We Are Number One but it's the Dazzlings singing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qExl7U4FZ0
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>>29234685
Why are they so sexy?
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>>29240414
Pretty monotone singing but I like the idea
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>>29240541
Must be harder to sing since the original vocals are male
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>>29240414
kek, careful. posting a Wubcake video TRIGGERS Mayde.
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>>29240788
I can't look at pony Aria without thinking its Starlight
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>>29240796
Cringe.
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>>29240767

"I mean, its fucking murder on my toes. Screw your ballerina fetish."
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>>29240767
Did she just smack Sunset? She needs to fuck her up.
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>>29239533

Yeah that's the idea, much like how twitter is populated by birdbrains.

>>29239623

M-more...MORE!

>>29240230
>>29240325
>>29240404

tl:dr I live with an asshole miser.

>>29240794

And I can't look at her without thinking that she's a tubby piggy saying that she's pretty gangsta herself.
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>>29240794
What if she's? her ancestor, or at least related
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>>29240794
It's the other way around for me. I can't ever see Starlight without seeing Aria.
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>>29241423

>Glim Glam has siren blood in her
>She mesmerizes crowds with her rhetorics, but in truth there's a trace of siren magic in her voice

I guess that'd explain why ponies gave her drivel a listen rather than laugh her out of town.
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>>29238223
>>29238587
Oh please.

Captcha: FULLER
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>>29241680
It'd also explain how she got into everyone's good graces so damn quickly, despite fucking shit up real good and arguably being the most successful Mary Sue villain.
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>>29240818
Mommy adagio Wens that epilogue
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>>29241680
>>29241708
Long lost sister greentext when?
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>>29242066
Seconded
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>>29240853
You're right.
Dagi needs to level up.
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>>29242066
>>29242342

Nope. Fuck social justice horse.
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>>29236125
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>>29244264
Undeniable proof that Aria is best girl.
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>>29244264
>Sunset's hand print on the slushie in 3rd panel
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>>29244264
disgusting lesbianism, Aria is the true best dazzling
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>>29244264
>>29244309
>>29244551
We need a "Aria is the only straight girl at school" green story
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>>29244264

The drawfag tried to mimic Ponut's faces. But damn, those static poses. How many hentai games has the drawfag played to not feel that something is off with Rarity.

>>29244551

I'm not disgusted as much as pissed off that a non-child producing culture has been popularized and normalized. Women could scissor with odtriches for all I care as long as they give birth to and properly raise three children per family.
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>>29244325
Using a bit too much liquid tan perhaps. Trying too hard to look like best Dazzle.
>>29244601
That's a rather strange way to look at the world, but hey it's your viewpoint.
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>>29244264
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>>29244895
>That's a rather strange way to look at the world, but hey it's your viewpoint.

THEN CHALLENGE IT! You are allowed to have a different opinion and disagree on things. Ideas evolve or are disproven by being expressed and examined by different points of view.

Here's my reasoning. People have come together and formed societies so that they may benefit mutually from eachother. Societies offer strength in numbers, public security, someone to look after the sick and elderly, and a system in which we can use eachother's expertise. It's in everyone's personal interest to keep society alive and heathly.
However, as human beings we need freedom along with safety. We want society to be supportive, but not overbearing or outright oppressive. To that end we need to respect eachother's freedoms. We shouldn't mind other people's business as long as it isn't affecting us. When it's affecting us, then it becomes our business.
And as society is tied to our personal benefit, it's wellbeing is our personal business.

When the parents of a family with two kids die, they are replaced by their children. This way the population remains stable. Anything less and it decreases. Anything more and it increases. Hence the comment about the three children.
And you want these children to be productive members who will contribute to society rather than parasites who will burden it or criminals who will outright damage it. Hence the comment about being raised properly.
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>>29245370
cont.

What people do to get their kicks or in pursuit of personal happiness isn't my business. But when it harms society by threatening it's stability and wellbeing (by being illegal or by reducing birthrates) then it's my business. Actually no. It's my problem. Which is why I said I'm pissed off that a non-child producing culture has been popularized and normalized. But just to be clear, I'm not blaming gays and lesbians alone for this. There are straight people who decide that they don't want to have children because they can't be arsed to raise them, or because they don't want to divert money from themselves, or even because they can't afford to have a family.
We need to get our collective shit together and support the concept and application of family, not one kind of marriage or another.
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>>29244588
This. All the girls are dykes and all the dudes are fags.

Except Anon and Aria, those two angry weirdos.
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>>29245444
Really fucking dumb idea incoming:
>But it's all just a hoax.
>Everyone 'knows' that Anon and Aria belong together.
>So they all act gay to make it seem like the only option they have is each other
>Some pink party bitch had to do some heavy persuading and call in a lot of favors to get all of the testosterone-filled jocks to act like they're into each other
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>>29240777

to be fair wubcake is pretty cancerous
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>>29245444
trips have spoken. it must be done
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>>29245654
>Wanting two persons to fuck so hard you make the whole school fag out
It's like a retarded romcom movie i love it
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>>29244309
>hetfags
not even once
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>>29245654
"Hey girls, that new zombie flick just hit the theaters. Want to go watch it sometime?"
>"Sure, that sounds-"
>Bon Bon elbows Lyra in the side
>"Oh no! Sorry Anon, we're- we're totally gay and stuff!"
>They look at each other nervously and start making out on the spot, one eye each trained on Anon to see if he buys it
"Well yeah, I already knew that. What's that have to do with seeing a movie with my good friends?"
>They stare at you, mid-liplock
>Lyra breaks it first, "Uh, see you at 8?"
"Sure thing!"
>As you walk away you fail to see a pouting Bon Bon stamp her feet
>"We're not actually gay, dammit!"
>"I don't mind, you're a really good kisser."
>"Stop! We'll never live that rumor down if you're actually okay with it!"
>Lyra grabs her ass and smirks at her
>"There's always a little truth in fiction."
>A blush emerges as they look deeply into each other's eyes
>"You two are really overdoing it, Anon isn't even here at the moment."
>Pinkie walks on by, dismissing them completely
>"Well would you look at that. Looks like we quashed the rumor by accepting it!"
>"Oh come on!"
>And that was the day everybody believed they weren't anything but close, straight friends, no matter how hard they tried to convince the school that they finally were actually gay for each other
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>>29245444

Wasn't there an anime where a straight boy is transfered to a school where all boys are smug faggots who are making fun of him?

>>29246007

TweakxGreg.jpg
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>>29245654
I'd read the shit out of that
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>>29245654
>>29246007
This is a hilariously stupid idea and we absolutely need more.
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>>29245654
I need this in my life!
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>>29236732
i try, but it really doesn't look like her
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Hey that looks like Dagi. Also page 9 bump.
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>>29247235
right in the cooter
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>>29247241

The friendship rainbow beam broke a different kind of jewel.
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>>29244184
Everyone can be misguided. Even the best of bloodlines can have their black sheep with lately realized potential.
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>>29247254

Even "redeemed" Starlight has deep-rooted issues with free will. She is trash.
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>>29244264
sage
hidden
reported
filtered
called the police
called the NSA
enjoy prison you cunt
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>>29245654
Sounds like a wacky comedy movie
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>>29247549
>That no-neck
Jesus fucking christ what horror.
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>>29247267
Yes. Socialists in general are trash.
Watch Bezmenov.
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Enjoy
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>>29247549
>That Jay Leno chin
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>>29247559
>Socialists in general are trash.

Greekfag here. Can confirm.
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>>29247558
I want to adopt abused Dazzlings and be the father they've always needed
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>>29247549
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>>29247549
grab her by the pussy
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>>29247684
>You will never enjoy showing your adoptive Dazzlings horror movies from your childhood
>You will never chuckle when you hear Aria quietly root for the ax murderer
>You will never grunt in agreement with Adagio when she points out how easy it would have been for the cheerleading squad to avoid all this bullshit by just STAYING IN THE DAMN BUS, and then scold her for using such coarse language
>You will never feel Sonata push into your side and shudder in fear while hiding under a blanket from a particularly gory scene, and then respond by whispering to her, "It's O.K., it's not real, no one's going to hurt you." while rubbing her back and giving her a kiss on the top of her head,
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>>29248170
sounds pretty comfy
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>>29248170

I read "showing" as "showering" and I was disappointed to read that I was wrong.

>"C'mon daddy, I'm ready."
"Coming, sweetheart."
>You raise your sleeves and enter the bathroom
>Your little daughter Adagio is completely naked in the bathtub
>She moves aside as you reach out and turn the hot water knob
>You put your naked hand under the running water and wait for it to get hot
>"Dad, it's steaming."
"It's nothing, it's the humidity."
>Then you turn the knob for the cold water
>You stabilize the water a bit over lukewarm so that your precious daughter won't get cold
>You pick up the shower nozzle
"Turn your back."
>Adagio complies
>She pulls her hair over her small shoulder and hugs them
>You always wash her back first, before her poof sucks up water and becomes flat and heavy
>The little orange girl lets out a little "kh!" as you wet her back
"It's not too hot for you, is it?" you ask
>"No. It's a little cold."
"Oh okay. I didn't want to burn you."
>You turn the knob with the red dot some more and wait for a few seconds
"Better?"
>"Better."
>You resume washing Adaguo's back
>Your hand rubs her shoulder blades
>An involuntary smile creeps into your face
>She has become very accepting of your touch
>Back when you first brought her home she was defiant
>She kept calling you "mister" and even tried to bite you whenever your fingers wandered close to her face
>But as time went by you earned her trust
>The two of you have bonded and she has come to accept and trust you
>Now she seeks physical contact which is something she used to only do with her sisters
>She is your darling little cuddly daughter
>Your smile turns into a smirk as you reach for the hot water knob and turn it off
>Adagio yelps a moment later as cold water freezes her small yellow tush
>"Eeee!"
>You gigglesnort
>She pouts at you with her arms pressed against the sides of her body and her head almost between her shoulders
>"That wasn't funny!"
"Then why am I laughing?"
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>>29248472
Not sure if cute or unf
>>29248752
That's quite a nose
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>>29249138
He did say "little daughter" there, so unf may not be appropriate here.
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There was a "Bullied by Sonata" thread some time back, does anybody have any caps from it?
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>>29248472
So when is Anon gonna die? Nothing stays this cute on 4chan. A d let's be honest, he's got to be gone for them to act the way they do in EqG.
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>>29248472
Pretty cute m8
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>>29234685
Are their swimsuit pics?
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>>29249800
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>>29249978
Fig has came along way

rip dazzle quest btw
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>>29249800
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>>29250075
It's way too early in the morning for this shit anon.
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>>29248472
That's adorable.
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>>29247556
>>29247566
>>29247715
>>29247935

This is a masterpiece. Where can I find original artist please. I've never had a good laugh in a while
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>>29250543
Looks good man. Kek
Artist is 'ktd1993'
Derpibooru here: https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-ktd1993
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>>29250547
>ktd1993.deviantart.com

>All those pageviews

>How de fak
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>>29250543
Honestly like this version better.
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>>29250543
I'm fucking dying here.
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Im gonna make a dazzlings VN one day
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>>29250903
I would love to read that friend.
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>>29249138

What, you parents never washed you?

>>29249616
>>29249756
>>29250287

Thanks mates.

>>29249800

This one inspired a short about Aria dominating anon on the beach.

>>29250903

What is a VN and why not make it today?
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To be honest, I may prefer their mermaid-like siren form rather than the ones they used in the show.
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>>29251118

>Anon is in the siren cave
>He is bored and there's no one but Aria there
>He walks up to her
"Hey babe, need a drink?"
>Before she can respond, he pulls his dick out and pisses on her a little
>"Yewrgh! What the fuck!"
>She swipes at him, but he jumps back and avoids it easily
>He pisses on her again
>"Bwaaa*Ptoo!* It's in my mouth! It's in my mouth!"
>Anon laughs and starts running around
>Aria gives chase
>While fast and agile underwater, sirens can only crawl and throw their weight like seals in dry land
>Anon keeps running circles around the purple grump and emptying his bladder on her
>"What the fuck is wrong with you?!"
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>>29251244
I wanna hang out with mermaids
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>>29250543
fucking kek
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>>29251118
Gotta agree with you there. Wish we had more mer-dazzle. Also love this artist.
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>>29249978
>>29250040
That was just a wip
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>>29249800
Whether their swimsuits are pictures? That's a bit philosophical or me.
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>>29250903
How does one make a VN at all? My friends used to "convince" me into roleplay as a DM, or GM, or what's their designation, and told me my plots tend to be convoluted.
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>>29252680
>my plots tend to be convoluted

And how exactly are we going to help you without you offering a few examples?
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>>29250903
Fucking do it bitch
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>>29252680
VN's are just digital "Choose your own adventure" books, with music and still images. As for how you write a good one, you just need to git gud
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http://i.imgur.com/436aboz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/M8gamtn.jpg
Enjoy
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>>29234685
Is there a pic where the Dazzling's dress like this?
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>>29250965
>>29252836
except I can't draw
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>>29250903
No you won't. You can't do it alone and these days we couldn't generate the help needed to actually make it happen.
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Hey ya guys.
Anon from the previous thread with the mom Adagio and kid Sonata and Aria on christmas story and shit.
Got a lot of help with it from another writefag friend with a lot of the start, so I'll link the pastebin for the story and his pastebin when I'm done postin the shit.
I hope you guys enjoy it.
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>>29253812
And by story I mean the new one I'm about to fucking share god dammit even with sleep I fucked something up.Whatever.
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>Be Anon.
>And a very nervous one at that...
>Currently you're standing under a street lamp, the pale moon already standing high in the night sky, as you wait for your date.
>Yep, a date...
>And the person you will be taking is none other than the cheeto puff haired mom, Adagio.
>It has been a few months since you came across her and her small family during Christmas day.
>You don't even know what made you invite them into your home, maybe it was pity, perhaps it was something entirely different, but you don't ever regret doing it.
>She even gave you her address so you could come and visit them.
>Which you did. A lot.
>Everyday you spent with them was more fun than the last and brought you closer to them, even if you just did very mundane things like going to the park, watching a movie or just having dinner together.
>You even spent New Years Eve with them, watching the fireworks go off in a park close to Adagio's home.
>Despite her daughters' constant presence during these get-togethers, you had plenty of time to talk with Adagio alone.
>Some times you were even able to share a glass of wine or two together, after her two girls went to bed, while telling each other silly stories from your youth.
>You learned quite a lot about her during these conversations.
>Things like that she liked to sing when she was younger and even fronted a band for some time or that she absolutely despises bootlickers or...
>Well...
>"Yunno, Anon...", her voice echoes in your head, "Mos' guysh are pussiesh nowadaysh... None of 'em getsh that there'sh nothing wrong with getting a bit rougher in bed."
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>>29253858
>This.
>A bright blush creeps on your face and you shift around a bit on your spot to hide your awkward boner.
>Wewie... It has been quite some time, hasn't it?
>Well, it fits with her "bad" side, you guess? Not that you mind.
>There is indeed nothing wrong with that.
"Heh."
>Which reminds you... You even had the chance to witness "bad" Adagio once.
>Two weeks ago or so, Aria accidentally bumped into some white haired bull dyke.
>Her squeak of an apology was met with a "watch where you're going!" and a spit on the ground which in return led to a certain mom strong-arming her.
>You immediately wanted to step in and prevent something bad from happening, but... Well... That wasn't necessary.
>The fight was short, a bit bloody and extremely one-sided.
>That day you learned that Adagio was more than able to take care of herself.
>And that Aria surely loves to cheer her mother on during fights.
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>>29253858
Hell yea
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>>29253866
>While Adagio was cleaning some blood of her hands, you decided to treat the girls to ice cream to take their minds off the fight.
>Well... To take Sonata's mind off the fight. Aria on the other hand couldn't stand still and you had to constantly stop her from trying to tell strangers that her mother just beat some girl up.
>Luckily, Adagio came back rather quickly and brought the purple haired menace under control, mouthing you a "Thank you" and shooting you a wink while she hugged her daughters from behind.
>Two simple gestures that, combined with the adorable picture before your eyes, triggered your heart something fierce...
>You don't know why, but at this exact moment you realized something.
>And this something was that you really fucking liked her.
>The next few days were spent in uncertainty of if you should ask her out or not.
"What if she says no?", you wondered. "Would we still be able to stay friends after that?"
>The fact that you have been out of the dating game for some time didn't help either and just poured more doubt into your system.
>Which you tried to drown out with quite high amounts of alcohol... Which funnily helped you to come to a decision.
>Two days ago you called her on the spur of the moment and with two beer in you and asked Adagio if she wants to spend an evening with you without the girls.
>"Uhm... You mean like a date?", the memory plays out in your head.
>That "Uhm" nearly killed you, but her following words...
>"Of course! I would love to, Anon!"
>Well... It almost did the same, but with happiness instead of sadness.
>And now here you are, standing under a dirty lamp and waiting all prettied up for your date.
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>>29253866
I clop to that pic is that normal?
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>>29253887
>There were other people passing you by, young happy couples going in or broken ones coming out.
>Poor saps.
>Well not like you can talk.
>Depending on how it goes you could also end this night either broken or happy.
>Yesh.
>You let out a sigh before feeling something bump into your shoulder.
>"Whoops, sorry mister."
>You turned around to see Adagio giving you a sly smile.
>Your look of surprise changed soon enough as you shared a laugh with her for a few seconds.
"It's good to see you, Adagio."
>"And you too, Anon."
>You looked over her outfit quickly.
>10/10 as always.
>She gives the place you waited for her at a quick look over and a whistle.
>"Not too shabby."
"Yeah, food is nice here. Only ever ate here a couple of times."
>Funny enough this was the same place you told your ex-wife you were divorcing her.
>Even with the racket she made on the way out, the food tasted pretty damn good that day.
>You shook your head away from the memories and got yourself back into the night at hand.
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>>29253916
"Have a good babysitter for the girls tonight?"
>"Yes.Our neighbor,Sunset Shimmer, was kind enough to look after them."
>What kind of parent names their kid "Sunset".
>Then again you've seen some pretty weird names before.
>You and your siblings are also a bunch of fucking difference sayings for "unknown name" so you had no place to talk.
>After the confirmation, you offer her your hand and she accepts with a small laugh as you walk with her into the restaurant.
>Luckily you put up a reservation earlier so you were seated in little time.
>The waiter came by and gave you the menus while asking for your drinks and then went on his way for the time being.
>"So, have you eaten here before?"
"Yeah I tried this place sometimes. If you want I could give some good recommendations on dishes."
>"Nah, I'll just give something random on here a shot."
>Soon afterward the waiter came by, took your orders, and left once again to leave you some more time at small talk.
"Aria and Sonata ok with you going out tonight?"
>"Well, they were a bit sad they couldn't come along and join us."
>"But after I told them I would leave them with our neighbor we've known for some time while I go on this date, Sonata was jumping around everywhere."
"How did Aria take it?"
>"She had the same miffed face she usually pulls, but she helped me with some of the things I needed to get ready for tonight."
>She let out a sigh, but you could see the small happy smile on her face.
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>>29253928
>You continued to trade day to day occurrences with each other until the food and some wine was brought to your table.
>You both at your meal in quiet for a little bit, only sounds of the utensils moving and wine shifting heard between the two of you.
>God this was agony.
>You decided to pick up your head and look over Adagio.
>You really only looked at her outfit with a quick peek so you didn't truly gaze at the beautiful sight in front of you.
>Her black dress off the shoulder and dress gloves of the same color going up her arms.
>Her hair was still poofy, but it was changed into a different style from her previous choice and looking less like a Cheeto puff.
>How much did Aria help her with?
>And her lips...
>"Anon?You there?"
>Oh shit
>Man you spaced out hard there.
"Uh, yeah?"
>"You were staring pretty hard for a bit there.I got something on me?"
>It seemed an innocent enough question, but the cheeky smirk on her face made you think otherwise.
"Well, no I was just uh.."
>You could see her smirk visibly getting wider at your hesitation.
>You cough in your hand and rub the back of your head, looking away slightly to avoid eye contact and that fucking smile.
"I was just admiring how...very nice you look."
>"Oh? And how nice would that be?"
"Beautiful."
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>>29253941
>You sort of blurted that out in response, but she didn't seem fazed and gives a giggle in response.
>"Took you a bit of time to notice?" She said in a teasing voice, giving you a more sincere smile.
>You gave a chuckle back in embarrassment.
"Sorry, it's been a pretty long time from when I last had a date. Pretty damn rusty at this."
>"It's ok, I'm in the same ballpark. Thank you for noticing, it's been a long time since I've dressed up for someone."
>You both shared a smile and returned to your meals.
>There was still silence between the chatting, but the atmosphere certainly felt less tense than when you first got here.
>Surprisingly you both finished around the same time.
>You sure as hell didn't come here on an empty stomach for nothing.
>"Your bill, sir."
>Your waiter came by soon enough and dropped down the bill in between the two of you.
>You looked over to her with an, "It's alright I'll pay."
>To which she gave one back as if saying, "Seriously?"
"...Split?"
>She gave a nod at the decision and paid her part of the bill along with you. You put down a very nice tip for the waiter you had through the night.
>You both made your way out of the restaurant and on to your next destination.
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>>29253978
>"Were you able to get the tickets for the movie?"
"Yeah, got them last night."
>Motherfucking Find Dory.
>You gave her a blank stare when she suggested that one.
>She apparently really loves fish and bodies of water.
>Something about those things just makes her feel calm.
>Almost the same feeling she gets when she's at home.
>Well whatever.
>"Sorry for having you see this movie with me on our date."
"It's alright. I picked the place we ate so you should get to pick the movie."
>She gave you a warm smile for accepting your fate and moved a little closer to you.
>You both soon found yourselves in the theater, popcorn and soda ready, and seated.
>There were a few other adults in here, some with kids and others on their own or with friends.
>You watched the first one as a kid too,but you weren't all that excited for it.
>Not long after some previews for other movies, finding Dory started.
>It soon showed the three fish you had come to know from the first movie starting their new adventure.
>You were lacking enthusiasm on the story yourself, mostly lost in thought and catching tidbits of information here and there.
>You turned to look at how Adagio was doing.
>Her facial expressions changed quite a lot through the movie.
>From happy to sad. She even cried a couple of times.
>Guess the movies is the only place she'll let her true emotions show for the world to see.
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>>29253985
>Deciding it was time to get back into the movie, you turned your eyes back towards the scene at a scene with the octopus,where the fuck he came in you had no idea,talking to Dory.
>"You know something? I have no idea why you are doing this."
>"What do you mean?"
>"It seems like a lot of trouble to find some more fish. If I had short term memory loss, I would just swim off into the blue and forget everything."
>I don't wanna do that. I want my family."
>"I mean, kid, I don't wanna anyone to worry about. You are lucky. No Memories, no problems."
>Huh.
>A bit deeper than you thought you'd see in this movie.
>You turn to Adagio to see her deeply immersed into the movie.
>She didn't have much in money, but she had her two girls who loved her as much as their tiny hearts can.
>And you know she loves them just as well.
>You had money.
>Hell you had plenty of it.
>After your whore of an ex-wife left, you had no one to share it with.
>Well, except for people you called "family" and their little bastards.
>All you were to them was a pocketless charity for christmas.
>Guess there's something to that "money can't buy happiness".
>But that ended.
>You had a small smile grow on your face when you remembered that day and decide to have your full focus on the screen for the rest of the movie.
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>>29253993
>You shared the time with Adagio until the movie finally finished.
>Now it was just you and her on the street back to her home.
>"Thanks for taking me there. I really appreciate it."
"No problem, I enjoyed parts of it myself."
>She gave you a sly smile and wrapped her arms around your left arm.
>You couldn't help blush at the sudden intimate gesture and tried your best to keep a straight face.
>You stayed like that until you got to the house.
>She unlocked and opened the door to find her daughters passed out on the couch,breathing softly in their sleep.
>Next to them was Sunset reading a book, putting a bookmark in it when she noticed you both at the door.
>You've never met her before so her appearance was certainly something new to you.
>She had wavy red and yellow hair along with a black jacket and skirt.
>Her hair sort of reminded you of ketchup and mustard.
>And bacon.
>You really need to get better at describing women.
>"You both sure got back sooner than I thought."
>"Yeah, dinner and movie then came back right after."
>Adagio went to check on her girls,brushing a strand of hair out of Aria's face.
>"So how were they?"
>"A handful like always,but some dinner and toys got them tired out fast enough."
>"They tried their best to stay up and wait for you guys."
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>>29254047
>Adagio giggled and picked up Aria and Sonata.
>"Guess that plan didn't work so well."
>Your poof haired date went off to put the kids to their beds,leaving you alone for a bit with Sunset.
>"So...You're the guy she told me about with the Winter incident."
"Incident makes it sound like something bad happened."
>You got a small laugh out of her and a punch to the shoulder.
>"Listen, I've known Adagio during her wild times as a teen and we've been pretty tight ever since."
>"I couldn't do much for her when that scumbag did all that stuff to their family since she asked me."
>The bacon haired girl let out a sigh and turned to you.
>"I really hope you'll be different."
>You gave her a few seconds of silence in response before speaking up.
"I can't say I know what they've been through."
"But,as a man whose own family was complete garbage,I'm gonna do what I can to give all three of them the best they deserve."
>She stared into your eyes briefly before smiling and giving a nod in acceptance.
>Adagio returned soon enough and saw you both to the door.
>"Not gonna bring your boyfriend in for some coffee Dagi?"
>Shimmer's playful teasing remark earned her a shove out the door and gave out a laugh before she finally left for home.
>"I swear that girl..."
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>>29254081
>The woman you spent the night with turned to you were on the outside of the door.
>"I really did have a fun night."
"I did too. Any chance of another one?"
>She gave you a smirk and grabbed the front of your shirt, pulling you into a kiss.
>It lasted for a full minute before she broke it.
"...I'll pick you up at home next time."
>She waved you away with a blush on her face and closed the door.
>You turned and started straight back home.
"Oh yeah,still got it."
>You'll be a bit busy with some work for the next few days.
>But you certainly have an idea for your next date with that dazzling woman.
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>>29254117
And there you guys go.
http://pastebin.com/bEZVpKFm
pastebin for the story and the one for another write fag that helped on the stories and has a lot more stuff on it than me.
http://pastebin.com/u/X-Roads
Hope you guys enoyed them!
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>>29254144
I think they see my dick, is that good?
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>>29253645
Not sure, but I'd really like to see that. Umf
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>>29254158
Not possible.
None of them are holding a magnifying glass.
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>>29252745
How does one share spoken and stenographed stories? Otherwise, I can tell you this: I never liked having characters appear once and be gone forever. This enabled me to use a "what goes around comes around" card whenever a player got edgy. Plus, I liked diversity, so I tried to flesh out some cultures more, like creatures based on herbivores being disgusted at "cannibalism" or orcs seeing being orky as "good" and hindering them as "oppressive".
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>>29244270
this is good, and the other pictures need to be defutad as well.
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>>29254144
Thanks man I really enjoyed that
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>>29254144
Not sure how many people might have liked it,but whoever was interested, I'm gonna be doing one more part of the date stuff between anon and adagio
Maybe some lewd
I'll also try to finish it sometime sooner than I had in time with this one since I have college classes on mondays and wednesdays now.
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>>29254565
I'm always down for lewd
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>>29254144
I like it, thanks mane.
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[Clop] In the Shower [MLP Fanfiction] (Romance/Sex/Equestria Girls)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZbs3Q2DcPQ
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>>29254144
Man that other writefag sure sounds like an extremely handsome man,
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>>29254405
>How does one share spoken and stenographed stories?

...My god, are you serious right now. I must be misreading this.
Greentext, dude. You can either greentext your entire plot so we can give you feedback and fix it, or you can tell us what particular events your players pointed out.

>Plus, I liked diversity, so I tried to flesh out some cultures more, like creatures based on herbivores being disgusted at "cannibalism" or orcs seeing being orky as "good" and hindering them as "oppressive".

That's called worldbuilding. That's not convoluted, that's adding depth and it makes a world more interesting and immersive. It's considered a positive thing.
Do you have an email or skype or something? I have a couple of plans that I probably will never use. One is for a single player and the other is for a party. You might like them. Plus I want to call you stupid in real time.
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>>29253941
>UNF
>Dat incredible dress
>Dat perfect poof
>You will never slow dance for hours at some old jazz bar with Adagio
https://youtu.be/j6TmogXhOZ8
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im in love with adagio!
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>>29256185
Get in line buddy.
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>>29256168
In the fic she legit gets in a cat fight I don't think that's her style
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>>29256397
Well, the thought of slow dancing with Adagio makes me happy, so fuck the fic.
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>>29256185
She's MINE.
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>>29255719
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Pretty Poof poses perfectly
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>>29234685
We /adagio general/ now
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>>29257328
Always and forever
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>>29256397
>>29256597
I wrote her fucking crying to finding Dory.
She did that kind of thing for the kids.
Hell Now I kind of want to write a dance scene, which would actually kind of fuck up how I wanted to end this god damn thing.
We'll see.
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>>29257343
Damn I guess I didn't think about it that way
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>>29257404
It's alright.
I'm just glad there were people who read the story at all.
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>>29257456
read and enjoyed. its a good green man
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>>29253866
Gilda BTFO
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>>29257343
>She did that kind of thing for the kids

>"Me so poofalicious."
"Me horny for a skunk."
>"Me be groovin' slowly where you are."
"Notify your next of kin
Cause you're never coming back"
>"I've been downing loads since Battle of the Bands"

"We throw turds at walls
Till something sticks."
>"I'm just doing it for my kids..."
"So juuuump aboooard
Th' meatpole ride!"
>"You'll be doing me all night~<3"
"Juuuump aboooard...Feel the high."
>"Cause the kids need a dad..."

"I'm gonna give them all of my love
And they're gonna take up all of my love."
>"I'm gonna give them all of my love
>And they're gonna take up all of my love."

"You've got a reputation."
>"Don't believe everything you hear."
"You're dancing at the local strip club.
Take a ride on my lap."
>"But what if you pump 'n' dump?
The purpose of a man is to love his womaaan."

"We throw turds at walls
Till something sticks."
>"I'm just doing it for my kids..."
"So juuuump aboooard
Th' meatpole ride!"
>"You'll be doing me all night~<3"
"Juuuump aboooard...Feel the high."
>"Cause the kids need a dad..."

"I'm gonna give them all of my love
And they're gonna take up all of my love."
>"I'm gonna give them all of my love
>And they're gonna take up all of my love."
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>>29258024
>no poof
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>>29258258
full image
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Yeah, even though I always say people should create content for their own pleasure, it's disappointing when you post it and nobody comments. Reactions are half the fun. Plus it strokes your ego a little and you commit more effort.
Aren't you a drawfag btw? You could post accompanying sketches.

>>29258024

That's the "great dump" face. Sonata shat herself and loved it.

>>29258258

Let's get back at the >no hooves fags by posting >no pooves on their threads.
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>>29258409

Meant to quote >>29257456.
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Where the fuck is everybody? Is Jason killing dazzlefags one after another?
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>>29258794
im in class mate
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>>29254144

Nice.

Good to see some romance too.
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http://i.imgur.com/fWP6e5s.png
Enjoy
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Just namefagging to say that if I've rejected your skype request it's because I thought you were bots or something. Don't just send a vanila add request.

>>29259975

I want to rub Adagio's balloon body and make noises with it. Grrrt grrrt...
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>>29254960
>greentext
Good point. Let me try to find the writings. My last session is some time past.
>it's considered a good thing
That's good to hear. I always feared I did somehing wrong by deviaing from the booklets.
>skype
Last time I tried my dormitory blocked the necessary ports. It was a couple months ago, so I'll have to retry.
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>>29259983
w e w
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>>29260008
More tiny dagi please.
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>>29258023
I never asked for this
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>>29258794
This place has been dead for a long time now. Surprised it even still exists.
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little generic Ari doodle. getting the feel for doodlediddling this shit again

>>29260054
oh boy mein neger i'll add you.
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>>29260233
>I always feared I did somehing wrong by deviaing from the booklets.

What kind of crapsack socialist hellhole are you living in to be so afraid of deviating or adding your personal touch?

Tell me, have you ever played Morrowind?

>>29260547

I felt the same after writing it. Here's the original

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cvn6eYJh-0c

and here's something to make you laugh

http://www.spike.com/video-clips/vzo4np/manswers-

>>29260008
>>29260522

It's Mr. Uppity all over again. A leprecaun casts a spell on him in the book that makes him tiny whenever he is a cunt to people.

>>29260640

I'm Serious_Sal. I don't use it much though. I'll check it when I wake up.
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Some shit I drew while I was 'dicking' around.

>>29260640

Hey Mayde. How was your new years?
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>>29261573
Looks great as always man.
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>>29260640
Dayum, those thighs.
>>29261573
Fuug now I need to go through my lewd Dazzle folder again.
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>>29261573
man that bulge

either she has a massive clit or something else is going on down there
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>>29260640
>>29261573
Nize shit m8s. Thanks for the cont.
>>29261584
Is this a Teen Wolf reference?
>>29261613
Trust me, you'd know if it was his futa. He likes em big from what I've seen in sketches.
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>>29261573
Your expressions make me harder than any lewd bits.
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>>29261651
futa a shit
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>>29261720
Well that's like, your opinion fag.
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>>29261720
>not liking futa

>>29261728
>liking futa
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>>29261651
nah not a references, just some quasi music album cover thing or whatever I thought up.
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>>29261745
True neutral is the only real way to go.
>>29261754
Nice. Well I like it.
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>>29261754
What would the name of that album be? I'm thinking something along the lines of Pit Stop or Road Hazards.
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>>29261869
Depends of the genre, Road Hazards sounds like an alt. rock album but it works. I had Crackpot Deer, Roadkill by Moonlight in mind but Iam never been good at naming things.
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>>29261573
It's sexy, but the uppertooth makes me think she's like a kid and that's not quite as sexy.
>>29261754
I could definitely see that
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>>29261745
>being a contrarian

I seriously hope you anons don't do this
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>>29260974
sent you a request pham
>>29261573
very quiet, but very relaxing. you?
>>29261600
thighs are life
>>29261651
y-you too
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H I P S
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>>29262551
>>29262563
Legs for days.
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>>29262404

Really? I wasn't trying to draw her like a kid. I'd use smaller limbs and maybe a more rounder approach to her facial features.

I was just trying to draw Sonata in how she appears (to me) as a teenager. Guess I fugged up..
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>>29262759

But then again, I was as high as a kite when I drew it. ..oh well.
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>>29262759
Her body looks more like a teenager than kid to me, I just meant the solid upper mouth crescent that you used to represent her teeth reminded me of some kids in shows, which made it less sexy for me.
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>>29262551
>>29262563

Those hips & thighs makes me want to stuff my face in em. Nice~
>>29262855

rip
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>>29263040
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>>29261573

Y-you can't make me fap!

>>29262539

>not being a contrarian

>>29262563

I want to kiss that tummy. I wonder what it'd look like with a barely visible six pack.
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>>29263040
If shes spreading hard enough to show a bit of inner lip, there probably shouldn't be a cameltoe, instead it should be a touch more circular.

A minor nitpick tho, saved that pretty hard.
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Excuse me
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>>29263514
Hey there hot stuff
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http://i.imgur.com/2gsOkTD.jpg
Enjoy
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Bump. Also requesting a fishpony or monsterform version of this please. Preferably with Aria because she's so rarely happy that it'd make the news.
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>>29263514
hello
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>>29254144
>>29254565
wens mommy lewd
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Damn someone bought the plush I was gonna get on my next paycheck.
http://m.ebay.com/itm/122279844150
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>>29264011
>325 bucks

Nigga that's a blessing in disguise. Yes it's adorable, but even with an onahole in it it's not worth the cash. It'll be cheaper and more fun to make plushies yourself.
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>>29244264
disgusting
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>>29264042
But I don't know how to make plush oh well I guess your right it will help me save money
... (sigh) At least I still have you roseluck
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>>29264132
I mean If i had that kinda of monies to throw around I'd get it

Did out of curiosity did anyone in dzg ever buy fig's body pillow
that's another thing I'd throw my monies at if I wasn't a broke collage student
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>>29264132

Me, I love making or customizing stuff. I'd learn to make plushies if I were you. Or learn how to 3D model so as to make and print the show-accurate toys that I've always wanted. Also I'd print various contentfags and use them as novelty chess pieces. Your moves, your choices, you lives...I control you. And I'd hotglue a few too.
Learn how to make plushies and make an extra buck.
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>>29264204
I'd figure not cause I don't recall it being posted on here, if I'm not mistaken.
And I post every dazz merch I get.
Also you shouldn't throw your monies you'll lose it quicker that way.
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>>29264252

A fool and his money...
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>>29264533

Does the drawfag have a deviantart?
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What political ideology do you think each of the Dazzlings would subscribe to?

Personally I think:

>Adagio - Fascist/National Socialist

Sees need for social order and hierarchy, thinks most people are too stupid to know what's good for them

because she's the leader


>Aria - Anarcho-Syndacalist/Minarchist

believes people should be able to choose as they please with as little interference from outside parties as possible

because she's the rebel

>Sonata - Mostly apolitical, unintentional marxist useful idiot

Just wants what seems and sounds best for everyone, doesn't really devote much thought to political ideology, but equality seems like such an obvious and nice idea for society

because she's the empty headed one
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>>29263514
She's got a cute face in this one.
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>>29265004

/pol/ is a fun place but it sure moves fast. Much as I love writing the Dazzlings as unapologetically racist/sexist/ableist since all the PC bullshit is the spawn of a culture they only recently discovered, I think they'd support grievance culture because it gives them power. So liberalism it is. They'd be with her.
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>>29265160

ech, completely disgusting

I do see your argument though, I'd just like to think they'd at least have some sense of principle and wouldn't be brainwashed

they've been around the block and seen some shit in the thousandish years they've been around in equestria girls world

anywho, I suppose they might act one way and believe another, simply using the prevailing ideas in society that benefit them, still disgusting though

really trashing my headcanon of them, the way you talk you make them sound like they're just average women, that's not interesting or fun
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>>29264672
They got a dumblr
http://olyagonart.tumblr.com/
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>>29264533
shes gonna fly away
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>>29265004
I imagined siren society to be tribalistic and behaving somewhere between griffins and dragons - individualistic but familiar. Whether they're sisters or closely related in another way, if at all, is another question. For one, I think they used to be ponies.
>>29265160
/pol/ used to be funier, not to say better. Right now 4/pol/ is a shadow of their former self. According to esoteric fags, liberalism is bad for magic-users. Especially we shouldn't forget they proposed and promoted competition, which might tie in with a concept of honor; something alien to modern liberals.
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>>29236184
We do love our poofferfish.
>>29263960
Do we have artfriends or do we need to go to the drawthread?
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>>29265223
>they've been around the block and seen some shit in the thousandish years they've been around in equestria girls world

I believe in the warp travel theory.
Well Sonata doesn't give a fuck. She might yell along because it's fun or she might get pissed at all the rucus. The other two hate idiots so it's a question of greed and profit. I'll they can't profit from the idiocy, then they'll condemn it relentlessly.

>they're just average women

Bummer, eh? Fertile sexbots fucking when?

>>29265810

The fun part about /pol/ is that you see people who should be at eachother's throats coming together peacefully and talking. Agreeing even. The actual humour isn't bad all things considered but it's not a reason to lurk either. Also it's the seer novelty of the expressed opinions. Americans think they live in a dystopia but they don't know what things are like in europe. Speaking your mind here can get you fired and lynched.

Personally I don't hate people about their political orientation, for example for being liberal. That's just a name. A label
What I hate is people who are unreasonably authoritarian and fascist in both spirit and practice. It's just that right now these are the liberals and leftists. Once upon a time they were the rebels and the kings and dictators were the bad guys.

>>29266207

We have more drawfags than any other general but they usually prefer to chill than do requests.
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>>29264533 already posted here >>29263583
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>>29267170
>implying anybody follows those links anymore after seeing 200 shitty SFM futa images
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Page 9 bump.
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>>29267213
Holy shitz Sunset has such a brad face. No urprise she's into her.
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>>29267236
That artist has some hilarious QUALITY art.
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>>29267209

Surprsing increase in quality.
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Didn't someone make a fic based on this concept?
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>Hey Anon, we have some great news!
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>>29267445
I know what your talking about, but this is the only one that I have that is related.
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>>29267657
Oh fuck that is good
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>>29267657
That's a classic, thanks for posting it m8.
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Love her "sisters", but Lil' Poof holds a special place in my heart.
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http://i.imgur.com/UuiwFou.jpg
Enjoy
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>>29267221
Pretty good
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>>29268235
Can't say their art gets me off, but I like what they're going for here.
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>>29268069
Why are they so short
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http://i.imgur.com/31qitoM.jpg
Enjoy
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>>29269550
Oh wow
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Can we get an Adagio version of pic related?
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Bump. Also a girl was looking intently and smiling at me earlier. Too bad she was ugly.

>>29270183

Seconded!
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>>29234708

>Glorious fish-cloaca!
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>>29239533

No thanks, sister, you can keep your social media. I'll just stick to my RAEG DAILY, delivered fresh to my door every morning.

>It's green print on black paper
>Each and every article is about something guaranteed to piss you off.
>The comics section consists of Billy the Heretic, Dilbert and Family Circus, and something involving poorly drawn owls. In diapers. No, the publisher isn't sure either.
>There's a column by some cunt going by the name Nyx, and it's half a page of 100% self-indulgent babbling only loosely connected to reality.
>The paper is made of 100% pure poison ivy.
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>>29271404
Cam grill adagio?
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>>29267458
best family ever
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>>29271404

"I had this Geography teacher, Miss Foster. She took us on a school summer camp trip to Deganwy. I had the tent next to hers, right. And in the middle of the night I was woken up by this really weird noise. She didn't think men were better than machines."
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>>29271404
What's even happening here?
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>>29270183
heres a quicky
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>>29272118
zero out of ten would not bang.
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>>29272118

Aria and Sonata are spying on Dagi and her lover.
>>
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>>29270183
>A woman does not have to be modest to be respected.
Let me tap on the microphone and say "Wrong".
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>>29273479
I want to smack those tits is that normal?
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>>29273394

"Gods below, Sonata, you did not have to do this! It was so young, so immature, So lacking in development. And you put an end to it all. All that potential squandered before its time."

*sniff*

"Next time i tell you to buy Whisky, you damn well better not come home with some of this six year old crap. There is stuff in our older than that."
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>>29273504

AARGH!!

There is stuff in our fridge older than that.

How the hell did i manage to drop "Fridge"?
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>>29273881
kinda glad that's just a thumbnail desu
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>>29273881

What is this?!! A bulge for ants?
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http://i.imgur.com/Dx6Ga2K.png
Enjoy
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Cure you file size limit
http://i.imgur.com/ShMAYzg.png
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http://i.imgur.com/NrQncuj.png
Enjoy
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>>29274512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWYCS6k1IOA
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>>29272616
Looks good for a sketch.
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>page 10
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>>29274501
pretty gud
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>>29274474
>>29274483
>>29274486
Too thick.
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Reminder that this one need to be the OP pic for the next thread
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>>29275690
Reminder that you are a pedo.
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>>29275656

More like faaat.

>>29275690

Reminder that we're past christmas.
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>>29275426
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>>29276993
Bump.
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Seems pretty slow today.
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>>29277985

Remember back when we used to go through a thread a day?
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>>29278118

"Ok, the TV is on the fritz again. Entertain me."
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>>29278050
I'm just glad we're still kicking

Pretty compfy senpai
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So I doodle this in class, couldn't hold back the feeling.
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>>29278763
Never fight that feeling. Good stuff.
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>>29278763

Face made me laugh. What class?
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>>29278763
sexy evil poof
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>>29278763
Very nice. It looks good m8. Is there any specific, non-dazzle inspiration for it? I feel like I've seen something similar to this before
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>>29275710
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>>29278118
>siren shipping

This gave an idea that turned out too dumb to write.
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>>29279497
Oh anon, no story is too dumb for us.
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What are the dazzlings doing for mlk day
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>>29280323

Violence.

They are doing violence.
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>>29280783
never forget
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>>29278292
>one day you will no longer be able to hop over to /dzg/ and see what the rest of us are up to and talk about poofy hair and shit
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>>29280783

And that day the Sirens bank account grew three sizes.
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>>29281108
I mean nothing is forever homie enjoy it while it lasts
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>>29281193
I do and will continue to until it is no longer an option.
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>>29281108
I'll be really surprised when that happens, honestly. Don't want to take it for granted but it seems like this place is self-sustaining for the most part.
>>
for the most part

I got really worried when the two breads dead back to back
or when we hit the post limit when i checked my phone and no one had made a new thread so I did it on my phone in public like a real autistic person

we've been pretty good these like couple of months
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>>29281340

I'd be pumping out so much content if I could be arsed. I'm full of ideas but have no motivation.

>>29281474
>I did it on my phone in public like a real autistic person

Man, I hate all those nosy motherfuckers who are looking at my screen rather than mind their own damn business. But at least it's fun seeing their faces when they see my home screen. It's pic related and I haven't changed it since the day Ponut posted it here.
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>>29281984
Man that's pretty good I try and hide my power level when it comes to anything /mlp/ related even tho I've been here since the thread 30
and eqg 2 is got me back in to mlp
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>>29281984
Did Joe confirm this was mint chocolate? If so, he has good taste.
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>>29282302
Thread was having a discussion on mint chocolate chip and he dropped that piece saying he likes it.
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>>29281984
How is she not freezing with all of that icecream on her?
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>>29282315
what is fun?
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>>29282023
>I try and hide my power level

Me too. It's just a suggestive picture of a girl in an icecream. I doubt even ponyfags will recognize it. Although I was considering getting it, showerfag's fairy Dagi and pic related printed on t-shirts. Mostly pic related.

And speaking of power level, have you seen Sky's desk? One of my mottos is "subtlety is for fags", and even I find it too daring.

>>29282302
>>29282311

For me it's pistachio.

>>29282315

Imagine her nipples. They must be about ready to pop off of her chest.
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https://derpibooru.org/1341106
https://derpibooru.org/1341111
https://derpibooru.org/1341120
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>>29283000
I really like these, wish the artist would do some more.
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>>29283037
I feel like Adagio would be first to turn on the other two, but I can see it happening this way.
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>>29234720
whats Dazzlequest?
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>>29254144
In not usually a Dagi fan, but this story spoke to me as a single dad. It's so comfy. Would definitely love more
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>>29234723
Hello, my new desktop wallpaper...
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>>29234708
Shoobedoo
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>>29284132
Haven't seen this one in a while. It's a pretty old one. Isn't there a green based on this?
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>>29275690
God bless Japan.
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>>29283459
Was that supposed to be your previous one? Little bit of a bummer wouldn't ya think?
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>>29284655
I'm not sure
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What's a comfy Dazzling pic that would go great with Spirited Away's track 'One Summer's Day'?
https://youtu.be/jrFVdEq2Vls
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>>29284655
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>>29285025
I remember that one. Two years ago...
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>>29285025
Starting my day with some feels
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>>29285349

I can't feel anymore.
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Requesting pic related with any Dazzling as the smoking chick and anon as the traumatized guy.
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>>29286004
Requesting the opposite.
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>>29286029
seconding this
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>>29286004
>>29286029
both.
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>>29234685
Oh shit, I'm in Dennys right now and this is the first thread I see

Grabdslamwich is shit btw, too much cheese
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>>29286029

I like my idea better because it's funny. Yours is just sad.
...And completely canon. Following the events of RR, the powerless sirens have to make a living somehow.
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>>29286004
Also interested. We could use more femdom.
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>>29286076
I bet Sonata would order three.
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>>29286076
>too much cheese

Fuck you Twilight!

>>29287010
>Those dissimilar eyes

Ergh.
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Do the Dazzlings prefer instant noodles in packets or cups?
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>>29287429
Cups all day
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Just a reminder:

>You will never feel Adagio's powerful thighs crush your pelvis like a vise while her insanely strong vagina milks your dick dry.
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>>29287961
we can always dream anon
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https://derpibooru.org/1341725
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http://i.imgur.com/mQBYyeY.jpg
Enjoy
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>>29288092
Should've just posted the crop without the original link, that OC hurts me so.
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>>29287961

I felt that one.
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>>29287961
I want to fuck Adagio when she's in her siren form. I want that siren pussy.
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>>29288158
Just because I feel like being an ass today:

>The closest you'll come to having sex with Siren Adagio is when she lets you jack-off into the shallow pool she just laid her eggs in, and she's only letting you do it because she wants children and she couldn't find a better donor
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>>29288178
>she couldn't find a better donor

That's right baby, I'm top shelf material.
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>>29284966
nope, this is my previous
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>>29288317

>And with that comment, she grabs the kiddie pool she laid her eggs in and flipped it over
>"You know what? Nevermind, loser. I'll just wait until next year."
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>>29289140
Jokes on you bitch, I had the best nut in my life.
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>>29288637
Nice choice. Good taste.
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Post some older Dazzle pics. I lost some of my collection in a recent move.
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>>29254144
i want it nooow
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>>29290416
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0
All yours.
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>>29290416
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>>29290687
>
Wew
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>>29290416
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>>29287961
I want to make babies with dazzle.
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>>29292337
Don't we all?
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>>29289140

If the eggs haven't been furtalized yet then I'd grab her by the pussy and use her birthjuices for hairgel. If the eggs have been furtalized then I'd punch her hard in the gut.
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>>29292939

Crap. I mean to say fertilized.
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>>29292939
>Having the urge to hurt Adagio, in any form, for any reason, ever
kys
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>>29293019
>Not being dominant enough to discipline Adagio

Fag.
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>>29292939
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>>29293406

It's just a punch in the belly. What kinda wimpville did you grow up in that this is considered edgy? A punch would be nothing if you consider she'd have just killed your children in front of you. You'd want to kill anyone who killed your children.
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>29293110
>>Being so weak-willed and unintelligent that your alleged "girlfriend" has no respect for you, and you have to resort to violence in order to persuade her, or anyone else for that matter, to do what you want
No (You) for you, beta.

>29293630
a) They wouldn't have been your kids yet, it was a pool of unfertilized eggs
b) >Lives somewhere that's O.K. with male-on-female violence
Who the fuck keeps letting the rednecks have internet access?
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>>29293686

Either you're a woman or a guy who'll never breed.
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Page 9 bump. Can I has beastform siren edit of this?

https://e621.net/post/show/1078571/2010-alien-ambiguous_gender-ambiguous_penetration-
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>>29294904
Kek
That would be pretty good
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>>29294904
>gender-ambiguous_penetration-
That sounds like either a social justice term or a rock group.
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http://i.imgur.com/4wZau0L.jpg
Enjoy
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>>29295725

>sonata's a roastie

not surprised
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>>29294107
Married with 3 offspring, and I agree with the guy calling you an edgy idiot.

So take that for what it's worth.
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>>29286088
>make a living
Why not have a life with someone who got them off the streets? We had a hobo whorse thread ages ago.
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>>29293110
Did someone say dominant?
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>>29296197
This thread will never not be funny to me.
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Alrite, I got a story for you guys, haven't been drawin lately so I'll just leave a quick sketch.

Pic kinda related.

>be drawfag
>be out getting basic household supplies and bought said supplies
>was on my home when this hispanic guy ask for a phone in broken english
>thinking he was stranded, so I lent him my phone
>he calls number for I'm assuming to be his mother
>I was right, soon I tell him hes on Anaheim & Atlantic Ave he relays to his mother
>it was pourin' down rainin so I directed him to the nearest gas station
>hes still on my phone talking to his mother, 5 minutes later he ends the call
>I learn that hes a veteran, and that he works for the LA fire dept
>more idle talk
>learned hes also gay
>says he likes my leather jacket
>warning flag went up
>told him I bought it for 5$ while I was walkin around the ghetto's of south central LA
>he asks if theres a metro station nearby, told him its 5 minutes away.
>so I take the liberty to be nice, and walk him to the station with my lonely, beta-ass self
>because its fucking raining cats & dogs
>asks me if I was gay
>instantly regret being nice and told him a flat hell no
>tells me its okay if you are (this fucking guy)
>I told him I was straight, doesn't buy it.
>soon as we make it to the train station, 2 metro cops walk up
>he starts getting nervous
>told him they're just fare inspectors, don't lose your cool
>which shouldn't matter because he was stranded
>right?
>might as well wait it out until he gets on board
>tells me hes grateful and shit
>told him I would do the same for anyone
>told him its ironic his job is to help those who can't themselves, but no one besides myself helped him
>shit .. said the wrong fucking thing.
>he hugged me as I was going to leave, even tried to fucking kiss me on the cheek
>ew fucking gross you fucking pervert
>"dude, don't kiss strangers. good luck to you"
>tell my brother & his gf about the encounter
>they laugh of course
>"wow, thats so gross dude~! haha"
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>>29296708

>"Bro if that was me I would have to bring out da' Candice!"

>Candice is the name of his airsoft pistol
>told his gf about the umbrella I had used while I was out
>it was a small, girly one with winnie the boo and friends
>she starts to laugh of course, doesn't take much to get her goin
>begin to hate myself alittle just thinking about it
>girls rarely express attraction towards me
>guys for some fucking reason always seem to hit & flirt with me
>I'm too stupid & beta to see the signs and roll with it for too long
>all my life, elementary, middle, and even high school, not one girl looks or even expresses a hint of attraction towards me
>guys think I'm gay, find me attractive somehow
>instantly remember how "nice" I am

"Remember how I said I was too nice? I think this just proves it beyond a doubt. I'm way too nice for girls to consider me attractive, but that doesn't seem to be true for guys, and they just take my kindness as an invitation to fuck with me".

>Bro's gf says Aww and thats okay and all that bullshit, but its not
>and she knows it, shes a fucking girl
>basically reinforces the fact while I'm a decent looking guy, I'll never attract the attention of the opposite sex because of my rather submissive, always gotta help a nigga out, too nice attitude

fml
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>>29234685
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[Animation] Sonata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYYS7l8ui3E
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>>29296776
There's something about adagio with SS3 hair that just turns me on.
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Undercover government secret agent Ace will impregnate all the dazzlings
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>>29296776
>"Damn, Adagio. How'd you get your hair like that?"
"What are you talking about? I always wake up with this mess in the morning."
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>>29296708
>>29296773
Neat story m8. Shouldn't let singles salt get you down though, it's not worth it.
>>29296776
Kek. That's pretty good.
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>>29296977

True that. Might as well accept it now seeing how I'm gonna turn 27 this year.
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>>29297006
That's the spirit m8. Take solace in our sweet and loving Dazzles.
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>>29294107

It would had been more accurate if the fat, white, atheist, genderless blob of a white knight was about to be killed by your average imported muslim.

>>29293686
>Lives somewhere that's O.K. with male-on-female violence

Not that anon, but you just rustled my jimmies big time. I live somewhere where it's strongly not okay to raise a hand against a woman. Thing is, it's a place where double standards are a pronounced and unchallenged tradition. I have a number of stories, but the most significant ones for me are those regarding my own mother. She played the victim outside while she was a monster behind closed doors. She beat me, bit me, pulled my hair, called me names and manipulated me and my brother into being perpetually at war with eachother. I was never allowed to go out except for school or groceries. No going out with friends or inviting them over. No "allowance". She took what money the relatives gave me. She told me I was adopted a few times just to fuck with me, and she reached a point where she threatened to disown me if I didn't go get her a newspaper she wouldn't read for a dvd she wouldn't watch. I was raised with almost no books and toys, and few clothes while she spent extravagantly on her own artistic interests.
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>>29295725
This is pretty 10/10
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>>29297563
cont.

She was also violent against my father and I spent more than one school night awake at bed and keeping watch in case she decided to really make good on her threats to set him on fire in his sleep (during my late teenage she started threatening me as well). And she was in no way incapable of doing it. I can't recall my dad standing up to her, but I can recall her attacking him.

Things got worse over the years. One day I watched as she raked my father's face with her nails. And I mean raked. There was blood running down his face. And he just stood there and took it without a word. The man who worked a job that people had died in in order to feed his kids and keep his wife comfy.
At some other point my mother had aggravated me to the point that I would had murdered her with my own hands if it weren't for my father holding me back. I was bigger and stronger than him. I could had easily dragged him with me. Law (fear of imprisonment), God (fear of eternal damnation), physical effort; nothing could stop me. But I stopped. You know why? Because for the first time in my life my father was about to start shedding tears.

People like you with "muh neva hit a womyn" are the kind of people that have established and are perpetuating a cultural element and minset that allows women to be horrible and not only get away with it but also be able to call upon law and society without being questioned.
People like you are the reason why women are entitled to what the double standards are offering them, why I won't have any legal or social support if my SO turns abusive, and why she will be able to keep the kids and drive me to poverty or prison by having to pay for support. People like you are also partially responsible for my father being unable to defend himself or dump the daemonic cunt that he'd married and take his kids away. Partially, because he is a beta and stuck his dick in crazy.
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>>29297582

In conclusion, I strongly believe that men deserve be able to hit women →BACK←, both at home and out in the street. Anyone who disagrees is a plague upon society. I will scorn him or her as such, and I'm tripfagging because I want them to know that I hate them for turning cunt ownership into a free pass to be a horrible human being.

>>29297006

You hear that about my father? Watch out.
Now some advice. Stop visiting /r9k/, stop fapping, find someone successful in the field of your interest and study him. Get out of your comfort zone. You already know what you'll find in there. Make friends and go out with them. Get cocky and tease people for the fun of it. Brush your teeth, wash regularly and get fit.
Nobody got anything by giving up.

>>29296835

Wtf is this Ace Booster faggot? Is he like that Rally Flag faggot?
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>>29297634
>Wtf is this Ace Booster faggot?
A dude that's allegedly in the next eqg movie.
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>>29297634
>>29297582
Damn that's pretty fucked.
but I think egdy anon was talking more about senseless violence to show dominants.
I mean you should at the least be able defend yourself


Also post the adagio booby milk green
I've seem to misplaced my old file
>>
And I forgot to add that the point where someone in a relationship strikes the other is the point where the relationship is not salvageable anymore.

>>29296708
>>29296773

I'm not at all big on homosexuality and even I wouldn't had taken offense. I'd laugh and say that that's not my preference whenever he'd bring it up. If he persisted, I'd move the conversation towards the kinds of women I like. And if I weren't too awkward, I'd ask what he liked about me (perhaps so I can change it).
Some people are more emotional than others. A hug as an expression of great gratitude is understandable. He was in a pickle. But yeah, the kiss is taking it too far.

>was on my home when this hispanic guy ask for a phone in broken english

Nigga you gon get robbed.

>says he likes my leather jacket

Nigga you gon get robbed.

>so I take the liberty to be nice, and walk him to the station with my lonely, beta-ass self

Nigga you gon get robbed.

>hes still on my phone talking to his mother, 5 minutes later he ends the call

Nigga you got robbed (the rate is roughly 1min=1€ here).
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>>29297718

Only reason I helped him was because 2 years ago I was stranded . My mother kicked me out after she pummeled my face with a broom stick multiple times, spent 2 days and a half in the streets. I was in the middle of a mental breakdown, so I basically did crazy stupid shit like throwing my shoes at raccoons and accidentally swallowing a nut ( the metal kind) after pretending to be in a choir at the local police dept.

Some mexicans took pity on a washed up crazy young-looking negro and i managed to call my grandmother. Who called my mother. (who wasn't happy to see me).

Then they sent my black ass to the Mental House.
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>>29297634

>stop visiting /r9k/

H-how did you know?
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>>29297701

Here you go.

http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26950929/#26986183

Castration green, abortion/infertilization green and cannibalism/involuntary necrophilia green couldn't had come from a healthy mind, now could they.
Yeah I'm stunted and misshapen on the inside. I'm trying to undo everything on my own but sometimes I can't help it even though I 'm aware I'm thrashing about like a mad cow. But spare me no backlash.

>>29297825

What the hell mate, this is tragic as hell...
My mother tried to lock me out of "her" (paid for by my father) house one day too. I returned from (something like a post-highschool profession) school one day to find that she'd put the key in the lock so I couldn't put mine. The rest of the family was out of town and wouldn't return for some time. She told me "fuck off, you live in the streets now". I said "okay" and started kicking the door. She rushed to the door and opened it, fearing that I'd break it. Which I would.
Normies usually find this unsettling, but compared to your experience it was nothing. How come you didn't try to kick down the door? It's not like your mother could had called the cops on you for forced entry into your own home.

Heh, I guess we're both sons of bitches.

>>29297835

That's not important. I have psycho powers. Btw why do blacks never listen to metal? And what was it like in the funny farm?
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>>29298358

"The way I saw it, everybody takes a beatin' sometime." It's not as traumatic as you think. I barely remember anything in those 2 days, only a few details stick out. Like my barefooted ass walkin the rainy streets I'll say this though, your mother and mine got something alot in common; and its definitely selfishness & who-knows-fuck-else.

Thank god I live by myself with my bro, his gf is comin' around nicely. Been like this for 5 months, and I've already seen subtle changes in his gf, like how when she goes to smoke on the porch. "Its cold shit-less!" Copying my vocabulary n shit. its funny

Anyway, I didn't break the door down because it was iron bared from the outside, and really didn't want to try cause she was going to call the police I'm assuming.

>blacks never listen to metal

That's a damn lie, tho I admit when I was younger I used to be really fond of Edge of Sanity's Crimson ll album, holy fuck is that shit EPIC. Dan Swano, best vocalist/musician/jack of all trades guy ever.

>funny farm

Hospital was okay. ..you know what? 2 Girls liked me there, legit. I can't recall why or what I did but this one chick who claimed to be a doctor (Older looking hispanic MILF chick) was really into me. Didn't talk to no one else, probably thought I was the only "sane" one there. But I was being nice as usual with my beta-ass. I helped everyone, even this chick who was probably a rape victim. ( chunky asian girl) But she warmed up to me, didn't say a peep though. Never pressed her about it.

BUT there was this White/mexican dude, and his tall fat mexican boytoy who kept going on and on about us niggers needing to be lynched and shit.

Saw me as a easy fucking target. (SURPRISE)

Even tried to beat my ass in my sleep, but good thing I was a smart little niglet and stayed up past 3 o clock. Oh.. and then I played bloody knuckle with them just to test their mettle. But my finger was fucked up because I cut myself in my wrong state of mind.. cont
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>>29299165

Which broke my index finger, so now when I point at people, the tip is crooked offset pointing more upwards than it should. How the fuck it hasn't fucked up my drawfagging skills, i'll never know.

But yea, broke my finger back then.. didn't realize it, or maybe its just fractured. ..most likely the latter now I think about it. But yea.. crazy ass mexicans. and when I got out of the hospital, went home on foot, skinny white lookin mexican fucker followed me home for 7 miles.

What a fucking creep.

..but damn.. I forgot all about that woman. She was very forward in her wanting me to be her BF.

Overall, the hospital was nice just for the fact that women there seem to treat me like a god damn angel because I'm so nice to them.

Which is.. kinda sad actually. Only people who have suffered from abuse would react that way. Any normal person wouldn't wait to try to walk all over my ass.
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>page 10 bump
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>>29297563
>>29297582
>>29297825
>>29299165
>>29299195
Always interesting to see where other Dazzlefags are coming from. Sal I know, but do you feel like outing yourself with some of your drawings? Do you drawfag or just sorta draw for yourself?
>>
Pretty damn slow this week
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>>29300612

I think we have a number of people keeping an eye on the thread but saying nothing because there's nothing to engage them atm.
We that said, I want to be pegged by Adagio. I want her to spill lube onto the strap on while looking at me with a sly smile and singing "get ready 'cause here I come". And I want her to be tender and careful so as to make the experience more confusing.
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>>29300612

Yep. Perhaps everyone is hibernating for the winter?

Does Sirens hibernate for the winter? Are Sonata building a pillow fort to sleep in until spring? Will Aria bury herself in a mountain of blankets? Are Adagio cocooning herself in the bed only the poof escaping from the duvet?

And how likely are they to maul you if you kinda accidentally molest them while they hibernate?
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>>29300705

Fishhorse Satan grumpiness level estimate...Low...For now.
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>>29300705

It is said that a Siren fed the right amount of pork, power, drugs, anger, hatred and resentment can avoid the need for hibernation.

So a political career would be an acceptable substitution.
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>>29300836
I'd vote for dazzle
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>>29300909

"A vote for the Poof, shows you`re no goof!"

*Political jingle intensifies*
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>>29300670
Sounds like a nice way to spend an evening
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http://i.imgur.com/rPuYHqT.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/Nj3x8nI.jpg
Enjoy
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>>29301281
>29301281
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Dazzling you would least like to get in a knife fight with? I feel like Sonata would be unexpectedly vicious.
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>>29301580
I don't wanna get in a knife fight with anyone
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>>29301580
A knife fight is fucking awful no matter who you get into one with. In the end both parties are going to get fucking mauled.
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>>29301313
>Is this nigga serious.jpg
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>>29234685
Is it wrong that I want to plow Aria, titjob Sonata, and caress Adagio?
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>>29302615
You wanna give Sonata a titjob? Is that you Wee?
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>>29302615
Yes.

Adagio likes to get plowed sometimes too.
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>>29302676
only some times tho
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I want the Dazzlings, preferably Adagio, to sing me into submission so deep my sense of self is nearly or entirely suppressed.
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>>29302676
It's usually her that's doing the plowing.
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Who's makin' the new thread?
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>>29303322

Hot New Bread
>>29303353
>>29303353
>>29303353
Thread posts: 504
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